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2012-11-29 04:54 4615985 Anonymous (Hyouka.full.1337202.jpg 466x600 241kB)
>Go to your sister's room
>Hug her from behind
>TeII her "l love you`
>Post results
1 min later 4616003 Anonymous
I don't even have a sister. This sucks.
1 min later 4616012 Anonymous
>be a creep general
2 min later 4616019 Anonymous
I have a sister.
not gonna do it.
2 min later 4616023 Anonymous
tfw no imouto
2 min later 4616029 Anonymous
I wish I had a sister ;_;
I wish I had a loli daughter ;_;
3 min later 4616034 Anonymous
It's always the faggots without any sisters/brothers that have fantasies about incest.
Shit be gross as fuck
4 min later 4616044 Anonymous
>>4616029
Well, if you ever have a daughter she's going to be a loli first.
I wish I had a cute loli daughter who is in love with me and I'd just make her suffer for my dick.
4 min later 4616056 Anonymous
>>4616034
I have a brother, but I always fantasize about having a sexy sister.
5 min later 4616062 Anonymous
I wish my brother loved me : (
>please hug me baby
5 min later 4616063 Anonymous
>>4616034
I would my mother.
5 min later 4616072 Anonymous
She wriggled loose, took a couple of steps, turned around, ran at me slo-mo with her hands outstreched and slo-mo hugged me (I slo-mo hugged her back) and said "I love you too!"
5 min later 4616074 Anonymous
>>4616034
I have a half-sister I haven't seen in fifteen years and I'd bang the fuck out of her. Take THAT!
9 min later 4616113 Anonymous
>>4616074
Then you clearly have suffered some emotional trauma during your childhood thus damaging your growth progress.
I suggest professional help to help solving these issues
10 min later 4616131 Anonymous
>>4616113
i fucked my psychiatrist
13 min later 4616156 Anonymous
>>4616131
The full story required.
>For science
13 min later 4616158 Anonymous
she turned around, kissed and hugged me, then told me she loves me too.
what did this accomplish
13 min later 4616165 Anonymous
>you will never cocktease your bookworm sister with your flirty ways
>because instead you have a little shit of a little brother
17 min later 4616196 Anonymous (1347421117569.png 300x75 13kB)
can't. Got caught attempting rape to my sister a long time ago. This will result in screaming and an elbow to my face.
18 min later 4616216 Anonymous
>>4616158
Kissed and hugged you? What kind of kiss? You know damn well you can't post in a thread like this with vague descriptions.
21 min later 4616231 Anonymous
>>4616216
just a kiss on the lips, we always do that.
23 min later 4616250 Anonymous
>>4616044
I don't even want a loli daughter who I want to make suffer
I just want one I can hold and cuddle and teach about life and run through meadows with and kiss her forehead when she's sad and bake with and snuggle while watching movies with and laugh and play and my god I'm so lonely someone love me please
24 min later 4616256 Anonymous
I remember the last time this thread was posted a guy said that it ended up with him and his sister getting closer.
Like she had been feeling depressed and lonely and this random act of affection from her brother just sort of cracked her open and she started talking to him about her feelings.
Seemed sweet. Hope something like that happens in this thread.
Or maybe some incest too. I'd like that too.
24 min later 4616260 Anonymous (1349737052035.jpg 1024x768 346kB)
>>4616231
HNNNNG. That's so cute, anon.
26 min later 4616276 Anonymous
>>4616250
I was just joking about that part, don't worry man. It's a shame that single males can't adopt easily or can't even adopt at all, and if you want to have children of your own you must stick with a fucking bitch. Fuck this life.
28 min later 4616291 Anonymous
Can I do this to my brother instead?
29 min later 4616305 Anonymous
>>4616291
Go ahead. Should be interesting.
29 min later 4616310 Anonymous
I did it. She hiss at penis though and bit it lol
30 min later 4616316 Anonymous
>>4616250
I love you anon, but unfortunately this love is rather platonic and a teensy bit crazy
30 min later 4616317 Anonymous
this isn't /a/
bloxpoxbloxitybloxocks
30 min later 4616318 Anonymous
She said "I am merely a figment of your imagination. Goodbye anooOooOn" and disappeared.
:(
I don't have a sister
31 min later 4616322 Anonymous
>>4616260
Kissing your sister in the lips is cute?
31 min later 4616326 Anonymous
>>4616317
Go back to /a/ you crossboarder slut and never return.
31 min later 4616329 Anonymous
>>4616305
Okay. I did it. He smiled and hugged me back tightly and said "Well this is a nice surprise. I love you too." Then I kissed his cheek and danced away
32 min later 4616331 Anonymous
>>4616322
F-for me it is.
32 min later 4616338 Anonymous
I have a half sister. I just found about her on thanksgiving through facebook.
I made a thread about it already. She wouldn't know who I am and lives 400 miles away in the Dallas area.
35 min later 4616366 Anonymous
>>4616329
Wish my brothers would do the same...and I wish my sister was still alive...brb, gonna go cry into a bucket of ice cream.
35 min later 4616372 Anonymous
This reminded me of my dream last night.
My brother is severely aspergers and doesn't even acknowledge me any more, we've never touched besides him hitting me when we were little.
I dreamt that he hugged me and actually said he cared about me.
;_;
36 min later 4616376 Anonymous
>>4616338
You know what to do, Anon. Find that bitch and hug her.
36 min later 4616381 Anonymous
>>4616372
I smell a broken family.
38 min later 4616400 Anonymous
>>4616366
It's nice because I'm the middle of 3 sisters and he's a half brother and he is way more close with my little and older sister. It's nice to hear he loves me the way I love him.
Thanks, OP. I have a smile on my face right now from the bonding moment my brother and I shared.
39 min later 4616402 Anonymous
>>4616372
Your brother is just a dick. Did you casually killed a friend of him/another sibling when you were little?
40 min later 4616422 Anonymous
>>4616372
He does. He just doesn't express it.
40 min later 4616423 Anonymous
>>4616402
i'm not the person you're replying to but i'm gonna guess you don't know much about asperger's
42 min later 4616433 Anonymous
Oh man this takes me back. But back when this was an /a/ thread and not a /r9k/ one. Basically I will never do this again.
>See cute thread and go do it
>Sister gives you a stiff and awkward hug and says she loves me too
>later the next day mom and her both come into my room and ask how I'm feeling and if everything is ok
>tell them yes, they don't believe because i have depression and 2 previous suicide attempts
>Sister though I was saying goodbye
>They both tell me that even if i'm fine they would like me to go back to therapy just to because
>They both take turns babysitting me and never leave me alone
>sister loses interest after a while and now it's just mom following me around constantly asking how I'm feeling and how therapy is
I at least turned the video games off and tried to pick a movie or tv show she might like when it was my sisters turn at family bonding aka suicide watch.
She did go to the theater with me. I bought her popcorn and she actually seemed to not hate it and maybe kind of have a little, but not a lot, of fun.
43 min later 4616438 Anonymous (As burgers.jpg 196x223 20kB)
>>4616423
Assbergers is not even real, you're just acting retarded for attention.
44 min later 4616454 Anonymous
>>4616433
That really fucking sucks.
I've never really known how people can fail at suicide, can you explain that to me?
45 min later 4616460 Anonymous
>>4616381
I think we're pretty healthy, actually.
Just not very affectionate, which I didn't realise wasn't "normal" until last year.
>>4616402
He's not a dick. I understand that he just doesn't understand this stuff.
I can live with it, I just miss him sometimes.
>>4616422
I'm sure of that. Thanks anon.
46 min later 4616469 Anonymous
>>4616438
Who's the guy in the picture? I feel the desire to Google image his name and commence a masturbation session.
47 min later 4616484 Anonymous
>>4616454
Not him but if I had to guess maybe he just tried to do it in ways where he could get caught or maybe in the last second he decided he didn't want to die and tried to save himself.
Don't be hard on the guy, failing at suicide is one of the few times where failing is good.
49 min later 4616507 Anonymous
>>4616484
I'm really, honestly not trying to be hard, I am legitimately curious.
49 min later 4616512 Anonymous
>>4616454
First time I was 18 and didn't know the nature of over dosing. I just assumed if I took enough of something it'd kill me so I took a ton of my brothers epilepsy medication.
I passed out and my body vomited most of the shit out. So my mom found me the next morning in bed high as a kite and covered in vomit. Went to the hospital and they ran some activated charcoal through me.
Second time I was drunk as fuck from whiskey and tried to exit bag with nothing but a trashbag and rubberband. Of course I was drunk and didn't do it right. Fortunately no one noticed the next day as the bag was off the bed.
52 min later 4616534 Anonymous
>>4616469
Spede Pasanen :-DDDD
52 min later 4616536 Anonymous
>>4616512
Fuck, is exit bagging a good way to die?
>tfw want to commit suicide but am too much of a pussy
This is retarded but I find people kind of brave that actually go through with it, simply because I can not.
52 min later 4616542 Anonymous
>>4616536
It's probably the cleanest way out if you do it properly.
54 min later 4616563 Anonymous
>>4616534
Thank you, kind anon, for assisting me in my masturbatory adventures.
54 min later 4616565 Anonymous
>>4616542
I'd imagine it's also scary as fuck. When I was a kid I put a bag over my head just to see why people warn parents why their kids shouldn't mess with bags too much.
Not being able to breath at all for 5 secconds was fucking scary. I think even if I intended to die i'd get some anxiety.
55 min later 4616574 Anonymous
>>4616542
Sounds good, I guess. I'd kind of like for it to look like an accident because family but at this point I don't really care too much.
56 min later 4616578 Anonymous
>>4616536
it's supposed to be the cleanest. I did it half assed and drunk as fuck though. You'll want to get at least some helium so your body has something to breath in without your system freaking out and getting loose of the bag.
An old fashioned hanging, even partial one, is probably the easiest way though. No helium. No masks or tubes. You just need a rope and you pass out in 10 seconds. You don't actually hang and strangle to death like they want you to believe, provided you weigh more than a bowling ball and can constrict your cartoid arteries.
57 min later 4616588 Anonymous
>>4616578
Thanks, based anon.
57 min later 4616589 Anonymous
>>4616565
That's what the helium is for. Your body is technically breathing in a gas so it feels the same as normal breathing. You don't freak out. You just go slow and peacefully.
59 min later 4616604 Anonymous
>>4616536
It's a quick, completely painless, and if you're not an idiot, an easy and effective way to die.
59 min later 4616610 Anonymous
>hug your sister and tell her you love her thread
>turns into a suicide stories and how-to kill yourself thread
/r9k/, ladies and gentlemen!
59 min later 4616613 Anonymous
>>4616454
It's surprisingly easy if you want to go the not-so-scary route. I took pretty much all of my mom's medication and got to 1 or 2 breaths per minute. I didn't make it very far from home, so luckily my mom and dad found me in some bush barely breathing.
Never doing it again, I'm lucky enough now to say that it's just not worth it. When I came back, which wasn't for almost a week, I found new meaning in life. It was there all along, but I was too much of a whiny bitch to notice it. This is why I come to /r9k/, aside from the whiny beta amusement you guys provide, I like to post stuff like this to help sometimes.
1 hours later 4616646 Anonymous
>>4616250
I know that feel.
Even a son I can call my own.
1 hours later 4616651 Anonymous
>>4616196
Why were you trying to rape your sister?
How old was she then and how old is she now?
1 hours later 4616688 Anonymous
>>4616034
>every sibling thread the same post
>even non-sexual threads like TT
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
1 hours later 4616690 Anonymous
>>4616062
*hugs*
<3
1 hours later 4616693 Anonymous
>>4616574
>Sounds good, I guess. I'd kind of like for it to look like an accident because family but at this point I don't really care too much.
You're going to be killing yourself, leaving this earth and most likely leaving everything behind. Why would you commit suicide if you care about how your family feels?
You're young, you have time to improve yourself, you can do it okay? Don't fucking give up you have more than 40 more years.
1 hours later 4616699 Anonymous
>>4616646
You can some day anon. Don't lose hope. Some day you'll have your very own step children!
1 hours later 4616701 Anonymous
>>4616610
>>4616610
>>4616610
>>4616610
>>4616610
>>4616610
>>4616610
>>4616610
>>4616610
THE AMAZING R9K EVERYBODY! DONT HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE or spaghetti [/spoler]
1 hours later 4616746 Anonymous
>>4616693
What he said. Minus the touchy feely hope bullshit.
You're turning your brain off for eternity. Embracing oblivion. When your dead nothing will be your problem and you'll have zero understanding or knowledge of what happens after. It'll be their problem, not yours. No guilt. No hapiness.
Just peace and nothing. Because you're tired. You're just so fucking tired.
1 hours later 4616775 Anonymous
My older sister wiggled out of my grip and tried to smother me in her tits while shouting about how we don't spend enough time together and how we need to set a day aside just to read comics and play games together.
My younger sister kissed me on the cheek and began asking stuff like how my day had been, if I've heard any new music lately and if was willing to help her out with some physics homework. I love my sisters so much.
1 hours later 4616800 Anonymous
I really wish I had a sister, or any sibling for that matter.
>tfw only child
>tfw parents weren't affectionate
>tfw my thoughts just stopped for a bit, trying to grasp the love I've missed out on.
1 hours later 4616848 Anonymous (1352187514571.gif 633x758 27kB)
>>4616800
jesus christ i dont know that feel but almost
>really cold headstrong sister that doesnt like you
>have intense hatred for affection from family and thus rejected it
>just want affection from someone other than family (didnt have any family issues though)
>tfw so desperate this sounds pretty cool actuall except its in North Carolina and if anyone found out they would think im even more weird
http://asheville.craigslist.org/stp/3437375894.html
1 hours later 4616875 Anonymous
>>4616848
>tfw living in Marion
Do you NC?
1 hours later 4616913 Anonymous
>>4616438
mein nigger
1 hours later 4616925 Anonymous
>>4616875
>tfw you will never make a friend on the internet and meet them irl
1 hours later 4616926 Anonymous
>>4616875
nope, MD
im straight but something about that first picture is innately cuddley and i would cuddle that shit platonically mang
1 hours later 4616930 Anonymous
>>4616848
Don't do it, son. It's a lie, if you pay for it. You'll just end up thinking to yourself how it wasn't genuine affection.
>Girlfriend and I broke up 3 months ago
>She actually went on a date with new bf before we broke up
>new bf lives in her hometown, long distance shit
>Her and I are comfortable telling each other anything
>I'm more open with her than anyone else
>See each other in class 2 times a week
>Get to pretend everything is okay when we joke and talk together
What I wouldn't give to just kiss her and hold her body against mine again...
1 hours later 4616959 Anonymous
>>4616422
Aspergers don't love.
Robots don't have aspergers.
1 hours later 4616962 Anonymous
>>4616848
Hey I'm going to Asheville during winter brake
I wouldn't cuddle a gay guy though...
1 hours later 4616975 Anonymous
>>4616926
Fuck.
Feels bad man.
Is there any chance in hell that your name might be Jess?
1 hours later 4616988 Anonymous
>>4616962
You can cuddle me, I won't even make you pay for it.
1 hours later 4617033 Anonymous
well that was awkward. she just got out of the shower and was in a towel. I think she thought I was going to hit her or something because she flinched but let me hug her anyway. but I accidentally her boob and she started squirming. so her ass jiggling around on my crotch started making me hard and I'm pretty sure she felt it. then she tried to get away while I was holding on to her towel. I think you know what happened next.
1 hours later 4617046 Anonymous
>>4616988
Well if you're a girl sure, that'd be awesome
1 hours later 4617073 Anonymous
>>4616975
noope sory.
>tfw i wouldnt even fuck with a random guy online for shits and giggles anymore "omg I AM JESS ITS YOU!" or something to string you along
1 hours later 4617111 Anonymous
>>4617046
Nope, just semi bisexual.
>>4617073
>implying I wanted to fuck you
I know a chick from Maryland that posts here.
1 hours later 4617123 Anonymous
>>4617111
(fuck with) like mess with you whatever its late
nice trips
1 hours later 4617200 Anonymous
>>4617111
uh well I guess we could hang out and do non gay stuff
1 hours later 4617240 Anonymous
>>4617033
please share in full detail greentext anon what happens next
2 hours later 4617336 Anonymous
>tfw your older brother is almost 12 years older and is almost a wizard
>tfw your brother hasn't taken his ADHD medicine for what seems like a week and is constantly looking over my shoulder/asking me what's up
>tfw you found him asleep on the couch with imouto hentai playing on his computer
>tfw you had shown a friend a picture of you Cosplaying and he says the guy behind me in the photo is checking me out
>tfw you take a look and it's your brother
>tfw thinking about him coming up behind you and hugging you honestly sends a bit of a shiver down your spine
I get along with him alright, he can just get on my nerves/creep me out sometimes.
2 hours later 4617371 Anonymous
...the only other person in the house is my husband and I don't think it will work on him.
2 hours later 4617403 Anonymous
>>4617371
>HAY GAIS PAY ATTENTION TO ME I AM A FEMALE AND IN A RELATIONSHIP XD
2 hours later 4617417 Anonymous
>>4617403
he might be a buttfucker in maryland or one of those retard states that let men cornhole other men, if you know what i mean.
I mean sodomy. Right up the ass.
2 hours later 4617452 Dr. Nas (1320995418656.jpg 300x300 62kB)
She turned around and called me a faggot and then made a motion to punch me in the balls. Pretty much par for the course.
2 hours later 4617486 Anonymous
>>4615985
I'm a male that lives with 5 other females that I am not related to and I think it might be awkward to do that to any of them.
Especially since I have no romantic interest in any of them.
2 hours later 4617504 Anonymous
>>4616800
I know this feel.
>only child
>parents and I act more like roommates than family
>barely any physical contact
>have 2 cousins, neither of which have ever liked me or wanted to spend time with me
Ah well.
2 hours later 4617510 Anonymous
Just go back. Did it about an hour ago. She asked if i wanted to play nintembo (that's how she pronounces it) with her.
I said ok and watched her play some mario. She's kind of like a 10 year old Arino. Comments on everything and everything is new and worth talking about. I told her she should do some lets plays and she said we are playing. : 3
She had to go to bed though.
2 hours later 4617541 Anonymous
>>4616800
Not only am I single child but my parents got divorced too. So I was raised by a single mother for many many years until she remarried. I know that feeling all too well Anon. Would have LOVED a sibling. So loneliness has haunted me most my life.
2 hours later 4617979 Anonymous
>>4617336
We're all like that.
Don't worry, i'm 19 and i've grown out of it, haven't taken my meds in over a year and finally feel like a part of society.
2 hours later 4617995 Anonymous
i hate my sister. so no.
2 hours later 4618036 Anonymous
>tfw am the sister
>tfw have two little brothers but both of them hate me
>do nice things like buy them pop/candy/bake cookies
>counteract it buy teasing them for no reason/shooting ping pong balls at them/etc
I sabotage myself. Their hate is my own doing.
Feels bad man.
3 hours later 4618054 Anonymous
>hug my sister
>wearing diapers
>crinkle crinkle
>"what was that anon?"
>"i-i-i don't know"
I did not move a muscle for 30 seconds after that.
3 hours later 4618062 Anonymous
>Mooom Kyle is being weeeeird!
3 hours later 4618127 Anonymous
>>4618054
Fuck you, goddamn, what is with you and spreading all this diaper shit for the past week.
3 hours later 4618141 Anonymous
>>4618127
i don't understand how one person can hate /r9k/ so much and with such a passion that they spend all of their free time trolling, first as JLH, then Swam, and finally Diaper guy.
3 hours later 4618148 Anonymous
>>4618127
You are all acting like a bunch of fucking babies so you might as well just wear diapers, cry and shit yourself.
I like the diaper guy, he's cool
3 hours later 4618150 Anonymous
>>4616256
Also remember this. Did he post more about what happened after?
3 hours later 4618161 Anonymous (128228253835.jpg 512x384 40kB)
>>4618141
Why do you assume hatred? There are people who are amused by my posts, you know.
3 hours later 4618182 Anonymous
>>4617979
He's 29 though...
3 hours later 4618206 Anonymous
>tfw sister moved out
>tfw i only see her like once a month
>tfw we got really close when she came back from college
>tfw we are drifting apart again
I will do this when I see her next.
On a better note,
>have brother my age
>dont hug him from behind because he came out to me and i just got a feel it would be weird
>tell him i love him
>he blushes and says he loves me too
>he starts to cry
>hug him tighter
>we sit down and talk
>he is afraid of what the parents will do if they find out
>tell him i will talk to them
>he smiles and thanks me
>tell them I am gay to see how they will react
>"we love you son, just don't come home with any niggers"
>laugh and hug it up, feels everywhere
>go and tell my brother how they reacted, his face lights up
>we go and talk to them, i tell them i just wanted to see how they'd react because i'd rather get kicked out than him
>too many feels
>me and my brother both start crying
Felt so good.
3 hours later 4618254 Anonymous
>>4616925
anyone willing to meet you over the internet is more than likely looking to stuff you into his freezer and wanting to add your skin to his collection.
want to meet you?
3 hours later 4618264 Anonymous
>>4618254
At least I might get some social interaction, even if it is being raped and murdered.
3 hours later 4618280 Anonymous
>implying I would do this to a younger step sister
she is more spaghetti than me and I'm pretty sure she hates me
we talk like once a month when we're forced to at dinners
3 hours later 4618290 Anonymous
>>4618182
he's basically the future version of many of us.
3 hours later 4618299 Anonymous
>>4618280
Come up and just hug her, don't do it from behind, that is weird, mate.
>not doing this
It could be what starts a great relationship between you two. How would you feel if you missed out on that just because you never tried?
3 hours later 4618316 Anonymous
my little sister is asleep, but the last time i did something similar to her, she pretended to be a dog and started barking and growling.
then she called me a furball ??? and ran away.
3 hours later 4618333 Anonymous
didn't hug her but went to her room and talked for a while.
I told her she looked pretty and i was lucky to have her as my sister
she got all lovey dovey on me and gave me a hug
now she wants to go hang out this friday night
3 hours later 4618339 Anonymous
>>4618206
This is why I love/hate /r9k/.
You can have a conversation start with one topic, drift to suicide (topic doesn't matter, always happens) and then come back with something heartwarming.
3 hours later 4618369 Anonymous
>>4618280
Please tell me it's spaghetti dinners.
3 hours later 4618382 Anonymous
>>4618333
you know what to do
GHTD
3 hours later 4618393 Anonymous
>>4618339
and >>4618382 is why I love /r9k/
3 hours later 4618395 Anonymous
Why do brothers love their sisters more than sisters love brothers?
3 hours later 4618399 Anonymous
>>4618382
naw man it's GHDT
get hot dogs together
3 hours later 4618410 Prince Charming
The most I usually say to my sister is "Sup" so I will not do this.
I am not fond of expressing emotion. It's gay.
3 hours later 4618415 Anonymous
>>4618206
You, sir, are awesome.
I wish I had a brother like you.
Goddamn, you're awesome. If you ever get down, remember that there are so many people who desperately wish they had a sibling like you.
3 hours later 4618432 Anonymous
>>4618395
let's not turn this into yet another woman-bashing thread. /r9k/ has enough of those.
3 hours later 4618445 Anonymous
>>4618399
yeah, hot dogs, that's the ticket!
3 hours later 4618460 Anonymous
>>4618432
It's an honest question.
I mean, /r9k/ is misogyny central and yet they still love their sisters, while I don't think women even give a quarter of a s much of a shit as men do about they siblings.
3 hours later 4618476 Anonymous
>>4618054
Would you people fuck off already
3 hours later 4618478 Anonymous
>>4618395
Personally I think it is because men have an inherit need to protect something and brothers find that easily in their sisters.
>>4618415
>not just coming to live with me
I'm moving out in a month or two, there is love to go around, strictly brotherly love that may or not not develop into something else.
3 hours later 4618487 Anonymous (come on.gif 320x177 286kB)
>>4618206
>Reading this
>Good feels
>Get to "We love you son, just don't come home with any niggers."
>mfw
3 hours later 4618493 Anonymous
>>4618460
Because theyre idiots. "BOOO, all women are whores, except my mum, and my sister, and my aunt, theyre all whores and bitches. My gran too, that fucking whore".
And I dont know why you think sisters dont love their siblings
3 hours later 4618500 Anonymous
>>4618399
>>4618382
I hate to be >that guy
but what does that even mean?
>tried Googling it
>failed
3 hours later 4618520 Anonymous
>>4618500
going home to dance
3 hours later 4618532 Anonymous
>>4618493
>>4618460
Really though, coming from a guy who loves his sister and his mother with his whole heart, they aren't whores because you don't let yourself think they are. I'm not agreeing with all women are whores, just a lot of them are and your sister and mom may very well be the biggest whores out there but you deny it so to you, they are not.
3 hours later 4618535 Anonymous
>>4618500
get her to dance
go to a club together or something, wingman each other
3 hours later 4618544 Anonymous
>>4618493
>And I dont know why you think sisters dont love their siblings
Because I never see any proof of it.
3 hours later 4618545 Anonymous
>>4618500
Give her the Dick, its usually not in acronym form but im guessing he couldn't find a picture of descartes
3 hours later 4618546 Anonymous
>>4618460
Please see this for more details
>>4617336
3 hours later 4618548 Anonymous
>>4618520
You are a smug asshole, I bet you feel real good about yourself, don't you, motherfucker?
3 hours later 4618556 Anonymous
>>4618535
I'm not taking her to a dance. We are going to see a movie, get some dinner, and go on a walk around the river.
3 hours later 4618571 Anonymous
>>4618548
you ask question
i give answer
is simple
3 hours later 4618574 Anonymous
>>4618556
wait what
that really sounds like a date, man
don't make it weird
3 hours later 4618587 Anonymous
>>4618574
dude, it is what she wants to do so i do it
3 hours later 4618593 Anonymous
>>4618544
You never having seen any proof of it is hardly a solid argument for stating that brothers love their siblings more than their sisters.
3 hours later 4618602 Anonymous
>>4618574
what, i take my sister to movies all the time. it's not weird!
she's 10 years old
3 hours later 4618605 Anonymous
>>4618587
wait
wait she suggested that?
maybe she really does want the dick
don't put the armrest between you down during the movie, see what happens
3 hours later 4618607 Anonymous
>>4618593
And going off r9k isnt very reliable, since nearly all of them want to fuck their sisters.
3 hours later 4618619 Anonymous
>>4618607
It's the only female contact around their age most of them get.
3 hours later 4618624 Anonymous
>>4618605
whatever she wants. I would fuck her cause she is super hot but if she doesnt want then i wont try to make her
3 hours later 4618649 Anonymous
Did it yesterday and she said she love me before i said something so i said it back. It is nice with a little sister.
3 hours later 4618661 Anonymous
>>4618602
>>4618571
I do pretty much everything with my brother and sister when she is around.
>implying it is ever weird
It only is if you make it that way.
>not being a well rounded enough individual to go to the movies with your sister
You really need to get a grip on your dick, or stop, whatever works best.
3 hours later 4618683 Anonymous
>>4618661
hey, i'm perfectly fine with it. someone else suggested that it was weird.
5 hours later 4619249 Anonymous
>>4616775
It sounds like an anime.
5 hours later 4619261 Anonymous (c.gif 320x168 479kB)
>tfw no brother will ever do this to you
5 hours later 4619281 Anonymous
Elbowed me in the face, then asked if I was high.
5 hours later 4619285 Anonymous
>>4619261
I will be your brother, anon.
5 hours later 4619303 Ninja
>>4619261
>tfw no sister to do it to
I love you...
5 hours later 4619308 Anonymous (jh.gif 500x273 689kB)
>>4619285
You're the best! ;_;
6 hours later 4619317 Anonymous
>>4619308
Love and good feels all around, just know after the fifth day of nosleep I start to get a bit irritable.
6 hours later 4619319 Anonymous
>>4619303
Everybody here should engage in a loving group hug, yes?
6 hours later 4619327 Anonymous (tumblr_lg8dfgiSlW1qzun17o1_500.gif 500x261 498kB)
>>4619317
It's okay, I can cook you something to cheer you up.
6 hours later 4619328 Anonymous
>>4619319
Obviously.
>not hugging your feels out with another feel-heavy anons
6 hours later 4619367 Anonymous
>>4619261
>That feel when my step-sister would be too weirded out if I did this to her because we hardly even talk to each other and have nothing in common.
6 hours later 4619377 Anonymous
>>4619367
>tfw when I have a brother but he'd never hug me and he's kinda disgusting and smells really bad and never hugs anybody ever
I understand your pain, anon.
6 hours later 4619384 Anonymous
>>4619367
>not initiating kinship
If you never try it will never happen.
6 hours later 4619398 Anonymous
Why dont you go into your sisters room and stick it in from behind anon? :3
6 hours later 4619412 Anonymous
I wish I had a sibling. I am a very caring but lonely person. I wish I had a sibling who was just as fucked up as me so we could cry together and hug each other.
6 hours later 4619415 Anonymous
>>4619412
how fucked up are you, anon?
6 hours later 4619487 Anonymous (feelyfeelfeel.png 455x272 136kB)
>That feel when she's growing up and there is not a single thing I can do about it
A few more years and she's gone forever. Forever without her. The rest of my life without her.
I hate everything.
6 hours later 4619509 Anonymous (biggestfiretheyeverseen.jpg 214x186 8kB)
I have a little sister. She's 12.
I've never hugged her, never told her that I love her, never actually done anything special with her. Same goes with my big brother.
6 hours later 4619512 Anonymous
>>4619487
With that attitude you have already pushed her out the door.
6 hours later 4619516 Anonymous
>>4619509
What is to stop you from doing it right now?
6 hours later 4619526 Anonymous
>>4619487
Do you live in some kind of tribe where everyone has to kill themselves at a certain age? I ain't never heard of that shit outside of Star Trek.
6 hours later 4619533 Anonymous (1344530959805.jpg 313x313 37kB)
>>4619509
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq7SI1GSSN0
6 hours later 4619534 Anonymous
>>4619377
C-could we hug each other, Anon?
>>4619384
She's... got her own life. She has friends, works part time, still goes to school, etc. She's had an exclusive boyfriend for quite a few months now. I think we're just too different to truly connect.
The other step-sister is okay though. I can hold a conversation with her still, since she's only 14 at the moment.
6 hours later 4619558 Anonymous
>>4619534
That doesn't mean you can't try.
6 hours later 4619562 Anonymous
>>4616250
You just made me very depressed. As a 21 year old male who never knew his father, to hear that sort of want for a loving relationship with a child.
Right in the feels...
6 hours later 4619565 Anonymous
>>4619558
I don't want to risk making her think that I'm a "creeper".
What does creeper even mean? Can any women here tell me what you would consider a creeper to be? ._.
6 hours later 4619575 Anonymous
>>4619534
Yes, I love hugs. I get told I give good hugs when I don't go for the poor attempt at bear-hugging someone. :3
6 hours later 4619585 Anonymous
>>4619516
I really don't care. As edgy as it might sound.
There is nothing wrong with them either.
I just don't care.
6 hours later 4619589 Anonymous
>>4619565
Then just don't act like a creeper and try not to come off as too overly suicidal either.
7 hours later 4619630 Anonymous
>>4616310
wtf is this a snake or a dog or a person and were you wearing your clothes
7 hours later 4619656 Anonymous
All my sisters live apart all around the country. None of my family is very close, physically or emotionally. Got no friends IRL.
So ronery...
7 hours later 4619693 Anonymous
my sister is asleep.
maybe later. if this thread is still up.
7 hours later 4619717 Anonymous
>see this thread
>realize I love my sister
>she is now married hundred miles away
>I texted her I love her and I miss the times when we played together
>tfw she texted back get a girlfriend and job.
8 hours later 4620034 Anonymous
>>4618460
Because family women are de facto separate group and never taken into account when we bash bitches. They don't come into 'bitches and whore' because they are your family. Unless it's stated that they are because of character and deeds.
I can't hug my cousins. They live on the different sides of the city.
But I did meet one of them this august after seven years, or more, maybe even ten. First thing I did was hugging her.
Other one I met around five years ago. Spontaneously. In different country, while being transited into hotel.
The third one is much older than me. Last time was on her wedding, eight years ago. She even has a son.
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