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2012-10-25 10:58 4216091 Anonymous (tfw gf.jpg 450x350 32kB)
Hey femanons! Read this if you're new to /r9k/ or if robots frustrate you. As you might have seen perusing this board that a lot of robots here (nearly all) seem to be rather sexist and misogynistic. However this is NOT the case. The reason why they act like this i.e calling all women whores and sluts can be answered by looking at the majority of threads on this board. What I am talking about here, is of course the variation of 'tfw no gf' threads. Now the typical mindset of a robot is rather obvious: >be a fat/lazy/ugly/aspie/autist neckbeard >cannot acquire a gf because of this >furiously masturbate to fetish porn >starts crying after reaching orgasm >posts a 'tfw no gf' >gets solidarity from other robots who are 'all in this together' >start raging and call all females sluts and whores >cue butt hurt unsuspecting femanon >all robots attack! free your frustrations! So as you can see, for the typical robot, calling women whores and sluts and disparaging them constantly, is kind of a therapeutic process for them. It helps them to come to terms with how inadequate they are as human beings. I am 100% accurate in this, that because of a lack of female attention irl, causes them to become this delusional on /r9k/. If you tell me I am wrong, you are lying. This only applies to /r9k/ as you can see /b/ is also sexist, but we all know why /b/ is like that. Other boards I frequent do not have the same level of distortion that afflicts robots. It is something unique to this board. So femanons when you see a robot posting about wanting to fuck and have pussy so bad, at the same time throwing around terms like 'slut/whore', just indulge them in their naivety. It can be kind of funny sometimes, I have found. (Pic related)

2 min later 4216107 Anonymous
True, it seems as though robots don't really want women gone from the board as most of their satisfaction is derived from trying to make them feel bad. Many things would not be said if they didn't know a woman would read them.

2 min later 4216114 swami
i don't even take a lot of the men here seriously nowadays

4 min later 4216118 Anonymous
>>4216114 Maya? Is that you?

4 min later 4216131 Anonymous
>>4216107 Yes sometimes I also think they are writing in hopes of a female coming across their post and replying angrily, just so they could have that interaction.

5 min later 4216133 Anonymous
>>4216114 >ever taking them seriously Come on swam. You're better than that.

5 min later 4216140 Anonymous
>>4216114 Why, what kind of men?

6 min later 4216144 Anonymous
>>4216114 Swami please let me pee in you

7 min later 4216149 Anonymous (1349731785548.png 800x800 11kB)
>>4216114 ey ty jestes z polski?

8 min later 4216157 Anonymous
Not all robots are the same. I've seen posts by married men, men who pump and dump, as well as people in committed relationships all use "bitches and whores." I've also seen the loneliest robots act politely to everyone who posts, and I've seen female posters who absolutely laugh at feminism. Painting a whole group with one negative brush is doing exactly what you think they're doing.

8 min later 4216159 Anonymous
>I am 100% accurate in this You can't be 100% accurate about what you posted in the OP. Thank you for your cooperation and good night.

9 min later 4216174 Anonymous
>>4216157 If you read it says >(nearly all) Obviously I realise there are exceptions, but since you post here regularly you can also see that most of these insults derive in a thread that starts with: 'tfw no gf'

11 min later 4216184 Anonymous
>>4216091 Golly gee gosh darn OP you sure are smart. You should be a fucking detective. Now tell us some more shit we already know.

12 min later 4216190 Anonymous
>tfw everyone forgets that swami's been doxed, name, phone, friends, facebook, home address, roll of fucking toilet paper she purchases, everything. And everyone just forgets. Fuck you faggots, all of you.

12 min later 4216192 swami
>>4216118 hi ;c >>4216133 >>4216140 i didn't explain my post well enough. i love you all and take you all seriously, but the moment you bring up obvious bullshit statistics spread by MRAs and other misogynist stuff, or in general try to troll somebody whom of which has her trolldar on 24/7, is the moment when i stop caring about what you have to say >>4216144 not into watersports. sorry anon >>4216149 tak jest

12 min later 4216193 Anonymous
>>4216174 >but since you post here regularly you can also see that most of these insults derive in a thread that starts with: 'tfw no gf' Again, I think the variation is quite higher than you seem to think, or at the very least higher than you're portraying it. There have been feel threads marked by hate, and then many marked by an absence of it. There are too many posters here, too many variables, to think that a 'tfw no gf' thread will invariably devolve into hate.

12 min later 4216194 Anonymous
>>4216184 Why thank you ^^ But I do sense the sarcasm in your type. This isn't really aimed at regulars but to the femanons from other boards that come to /r9k/ and start raging in the threads.

14 min later 4216206 Anonymous
I used to be mad at guys for not liking me because I was fat. And then I realized maybe I should just stop being fat. Why can't robots do the same? They criticize women for being fat because it's "something they can control" and because "it shows bad personality traits", but when you say "stop being a beta freak faggot" NO, I CAN'T JUST STOP DOING THAT OUT OF NOWHERE. I can't just stop being fat out of nowhere either. :|

15 min later 4216217 Anonymous
Accurate. We crave women so very badly, but can never have them. A lot of robots deal with this by pretending they fucking hate women. I just hate myself... blaming women is stupid and pointless as it's not exactly their fault they don't find me attractive. It's genetics, nature and my own stupidity/cowardice that have turned me into a lonely 21 year old virgin, not women. captcha: analTP civil

15 min later 4216221 Anonymous
You aren't wrong, but it's wrong to "therapeutically" be unrealistic the same way it's wrong to cut yourself because you're sad. Therapeutics should only happen if it actually FIXES the problem. In this case, it does not.

15 min later 4216222 Anonymous
>>4216192 Oh, I see. Can't blame you for not wanting to associate with people who are naive enough to buy into obvious shams such as these.

16 min later 4216226 Anonymous
>>4216206 Yes double standards is also something that helps them to get through their lives.

16 min later 4216234 Anonymous
>>4216221 >Therapeutics should only happen if it actually FIXES the problem. The problem is unfixable so there's nothing to be done.

16 min later 4216236 Anonymous
>they don't like women! >therefore the problem must be that they're virgins who aren't getting laid!! xDD Fuck off, slut. I'm not a virgin and I still don't want you in my presence. The majority of you are obnoxious, naive, stupid, spoilt, and completely delusional. You don't know shit about the real world, and I'm just about sick of tolerating your incredibly vapid "personalities". I put up with you bitches enough at work and on other sites, so can you please please fuck off and stop trying to infiltrate male hobbies and culture? Games weren't made for you. Discussion sites weren't made for you. Imageboards weren't made for you. Go back to facebook or one of those poxy "forums" if you're after drama and attention. It's not like any of you can argue for shit, or form an opinion worth hearing.

17 min later 4216241 Anonymous
>>4216217 This is the first step! Well done. Now you cannot start to slowly improve yourself? Day by day, little by little?

18 min later 4216247 Anonymous
>>4216206 Are you still fat? If it's bothering you, then the best thing to do is to turn away from the people of this board and search for internal motivation to change. There's no victory in letting others treat you like shit, so if you're going to change you'd have to do it for yourself, not those who would hate you anyways. If you're fine with being fat, then keep chugging and ignore them.

19 min later 4216256 swami
>>4216222 yeah a lot of the stuff about us that you read on r9k is guaranteed bullshit and trolls

19 min later 4216257 Anonymous
>>4216236 Folks we have our first fine example of what was mentioned in the OP. :) Use it as a guideline of what to expect.

19 min later 4216258 Anonymous
>be a fat/lazy/ugly/aspie/autist neckbeard >cannot acquire a gf because of this >furiously masturbate to fetish porn >starts crying after reaching orgasm The first four describes me. But I fapped enough to a point where I shouldn't complain because it's not like it's going to change anything in me (or of me). I accepted my fate and continue to masturbate. >33 >virgin I'd like to think that i'm not whining like an aspie either, but someone, somewhere is going to think this too, so i'm okay with the aspie label.

20 min later 4216261 Anonymous
>>4216256 >is guaranteed bullshit and trolls >statistical evidenc eis bullshit! Women are ridiculous.

20 min later 4216264 Anonymous
>be a fat/lazy/ugly/aspie/autist neckbeard No. I'm /fit/, I work like 50-60hr a week, I lift, I'm mentally stable liberal. >cannot acquire a gf because of this Nah. Then again, I'm about neutral towards having GF. >furiously masturbate to fetish porn I masturbate. Fetish ranges. Fast & Furious. >starts crying after reaching orgasm Never. Not even tears of joy. >posts a 'tfw no gf' No. >gets solidarity from other robots who are 'all in this together' ? >start raging and call all females sluts and whores Humans by nature are sluts and whores >cue butt hurt unsuspecting femanon >all robots attack! free your frustrations! Nah. NOTE: I'm not really a regular on /r9k/

21 min later 4216270 Anonymous
>>4216206 Except, eh, you can. Dieting and excercising is straightforward enough compared to learning social cues and nuances that you missed out on because of Aspergers/teenage years spent browsing the internet and playing vidya.

21 min later 4216271 Anonymous
>>4216236 Another example of a male that doesn't know what he wants. >>4216107 You engage in arguments often with females on this board, you enjoy the drama.

21 min later 4216275 Anonymous
>>4216257 Except that he described himself as an exception to all your greentext generalizations. Just saying "Ha, I was right!" doesn't make you right. At the very least, you should examine your original post and realize that your stereotypes are baseless for a huge amount of women haters here.

21 min later 4216277 Anonymous
>>4216236 It's not specifically related to being a virgin or not. So your point is irrelevant

22 min later 4216286 Anonymous
>>4216247 I'm still fat, yeah, but I've been getting more motivated. Dieting is still really hard for me, but excersize it easier. I want to be chubby anyways, I'm just obese right now. Lel. I'm fine with being fat but I want to fit clothes better, and have a bit easier of a time finding a boyfriend, I mean, I don't have a hard time now, but the quality of men I can get will increase if I go from obese to chubby. But I don't hate on people who make food for me being fat the way robots hate on women because they're lonely.

22 min later 4216291 Anonymous
>>4216091 >No see it's therapy I don't see why any leeway should be given for this.

23 min later 4216293 Anonymous
>>4216157 >I've seen posts by married men, men who pump and dump, as well as people in committed relationships all use "bitches and whores." You realize the majority of those are anecdotes which are statistically likely to be made up for the purpose of desperately trying to prove that Not All Robots Are Like That?

23 min later 4216300 Anonymous
>>4216291 Because no one is being hurt.

23 min later 4216301 Anonymous
>>4216091 Shouldn't that image be titled >tfw no bf

24 min later 4216307 Anonymous
>>4216270 It took me 2 months so go from being socially awkward as fuck and introverted to being social and extroverted, to the point where now, two years since being a shut-in, people consider me a very unforgettable person personality-wise. It's way easier to learn social construct then to lose weight, there is also way less likely of a chance of falling out of line and going back to square one.

24 min later 4216312 Anonymous
I hate women because the majority I've encountered in my life are shallow, materialistic, greedy, overly-promiscuous, lying, untrustworthy scum of the Earth. That's not to say that there aren't good ones. I've encountered a handful of ones that I'd be proud to consider my friend, but they are incredibly rare. Of course, I hate the majority of men too, it's not like I'm limited to only hating one gender. People in general are shit.

25 min later 4216315 Anonymous
>>4216301 the robot is a vibrator. So it's okay according to the woman.

25 min later 4216320 Anonymous (watwowno.jpg 1289x960 163kB)
>>4216091 OP is wrong > be average > cannot acquire girlfriend because mentally fucked, straight edge and want pure gf who is like me > masturbate around once every 2 days > no feel after orgasm > posts about my hard life > gets shit from robots > don't care for girls though the majority are whores > white knight sometimes > major attack when swami

26 min later 4216321 Anonymous
>>4216275 >Except that he described himself as an exception to all your greentext generalizations. Really? I'll say it again, losing your virginity does not count as adequate positive female attention. That's why I didn't mention it in the post.

26 min later 4216322 Anonymous
>>4216312 Really? Because I've been fucked over by both genders, but men even more so then women. The women usually made it clear right away if they didn't like my presence. The men were much worse, much more hostile, and much more likely to fuck me over. Also a guy accused me of raping him once even. :|

27 min later 4216331 Anonymous
>>4216286 >But I don't hate on people who make food for me being fat the way robots hate on women because they're lonely. Meh, I'd argue that there are slight differences between the two, but that's not really the point. Motivation is key to anything, and you had damn well better realize that being mocked for your weight is not what you need. That, more than sedentary living or over-eating, is what hampers people from getting anywhere close to their goals.

28 min later 4216337 Anonymous
>>4216301 Actually I used that image to show what robots ultimately want, the feel when they actually have a healthy positive happy relationship with a female.

28 min later 4216341 Anonymous
>>4216091 You're right OP, mostly. But to tell femanons that they don't need to be mad anymore after this "revelation" is like telling /r9k/ that swami is just a troll and that's why we don't need to react to it. It's never going to happen, because most people aren't that apathetic, even though they know getting mad will amount to nothing.

28 min later 4216343 Anonymous
>>4216320 Pure girl here, why would a girl like me fuck you? You have a hard life because you're apparently batshit and probably have little to no ambition in life, and you also put a space between your greentext and your greater sign. Gross.

31 min later 4216365 Anonymous
Personally, I've found it depressing and sad, when I see them posting a combination of "tfw no gf" and "women are whores/sluts/bitches" and even victim shaming. I personally don't think robots on here actually WANT a girlfriend. Therapeutic or not, they sure as hell don't act like it. Which is pretty funny, honestly.

31 min later 4216367 Anonymous
>>4216343 Because you're actually a fat neckbeard troll... or an obese girl space in greentext is the best... having a hard life made me crazy... and i'm not visibly crazy.

31 min later 4216369 Anonymous
>>4216322 I've been fucked over by both genders as well, but the women I've encountered are incredibly manipulative and sinister in their approach, whereas the men are predictably aggressive and well...just predictable in general. I can generally tell when a man is going to fuck me over, but I have a harder time telling with women. On the whole though, I've found that most people are opportunistic and fickle, and have absolutely no concept of brotherhood or loyalty. I'm sure it doesn't help that I'm a fairly passive person, so people just assume they can walk all over me.

31 min later 4216370 Anonymous
>>4216293 >You realize the majority of those are anecdotes which are statistically likely to be made up for the purpose of desperately trying to prove that Not All Robots Are Like That? I cannot trust that, given what I've seen on 4chan, I can easily believe that there's enough spread within the lifestyles of all groups. You'd have a difficult time pointing out some of the robots I've encountered face-to-face who hate women, especially when given information on their relationship histories.

32 min later 4216372 Anonymous
>>4216174 >there are exceptions I think the bitter misogynists are a minority. A loud one, yes, but a minority.

32 min later 4216376 Anonymous
>>4216365 Of course you wouldn't understand. As a woman who can get the dick or a bf whenever you want, you don't know how soul-crushing it is to be alone. This is where we can vent because we have no other outlets.

33 min later 4216380 Anonymous
>>4216370 >the robots I've encountered face-to-face who hate women Don't mistake disliking most of them for hating them.

33 min later 4216382 Anonymous
>>4216341 You are right. Also when will robots realise that femanons who find themselves on /r9k/ (esp the fembots who become regulars) are similar to them and have things in common. You don't need to attack and insult them constantly for every post they make.

34 min later 4216385 Anonymous
>>4216376 >implying I want just a vagina or gf whenever I want. I'm not complaining about no gf, I'm complaining about no gf that I genuinely like being around.

34 min later 4216387 Anonymous
>>4216376 Ah, here we go, the ranting begins. >baww you can get sex anytime you want baww baww This is why I can't help laughing and pitying you guys at the same time. For you, it's ALWAYS about the sex. Sex is your end goal. >can get a dick or bf whenever she wants My. Fucking. Sides. >you don't know how soul crushing Now, now, you weren't doing too badly at first. Stop while you're a little behind.

35 min later 4216389 Anonymous
>>4216382 >Also when will robots realise that femanons who find themselves on /r9k/ (esp the fembots who become regulars) are similar to them and have things in common. No they don't. The only reason they come here BY THEIR OWN ADMISSION is to troll and feel better about themselves. None of them actually understand. They aren't like us.,

35 min later 4216390 Anonymous
>>4216382 >Also when will robots realise that femanons who find themselves on /r9k/ (esp the fembots who become regulars) are similar to them and have things in common. But I already know this and actually find that female robots on omegle tend to be more fun to talk to than most (not all) male robots. I like them. Please stop hating me, fembots. I don't hate you.

35 min later 4216392 Anonymous (1349819243563.gif 286x204 856kB)
Oh the number of trolls ITT... Guyse, it's not even funny anymore >>4216343 >>4216343 Screw you and your ''purity'', condescending biatch

36 min later 4216398 Anonymous
>>4216389 >femanons who come here are also like regular anons >NO THEY'RE NOT, THEY'RE JUST HERE TO TROLL AND BOOST THEIR EGO Do you distinguish between "tripfags" and "regulars" at all?

36 min later 4216400 Anonymous
>>4216387 >This is why I can't help laughing and pitying you guys at the same time. For you, it's ALWAYS about the sex. Sex is your end goal. No. >My. Fucking. Sides. It's not a joke and you know it. If you wanted to fuck a 7/10 guy right now all you have to do is ask. >Now, now, you weren't doing too badly at first. Stop while you're a little behind. Not until you understand. Not until every cunt here understands.

37 min later 4216406 Anonymous
>>4216398 >Do you distinguish between "tripfags" and "regulars" at all? Yes? Even the ones who don't trip do it. Do you really think women can have anything in common with us? Especially when none of them are lonely or unwanted?

37 min later 4216408 Anonymous
>>4216389 It's eerie how similar some femanons are to me in personality, if not in exact interests. I'm a better person for encountering women like that, and I hope to one day make a femanon or femanon-type personality happy enough to be with me. Until then, the focus is on improving myself, not disapproving on them.

38 min later 4216413 Anonymous
>>4216387 >This Can you idiots just fucking accept that it can also be as hard for us to have sex. It's so fucking annoying when you post that you're a virgin and it's all >just go outside and find a guy >anyone will fuck you just ask Then why don't you go pay for sex if you want it so bad? Go pay a ho and stfu. What? She's dirty? Impure? Non-virgin? What you have standards too? Well JOLLY GEE GOLLY !

39 min later 4216417 Anonymous
>>4216257 Fuck off, you dumb bitch. If anything, you're an example of what I've just said. I hope you'll never have children. We don't need more people like you in this world. >>4216271 >he says he doesn't want me but he does really! ;)) >haha don't hit on me you silly misogynists!! :p Fuck off. No man in his right mind would want somebody as mindless and as vapid as you. I don't know if you've noticed but most men pursue women for sex, or to have children. Not for their "personalities". >>4216277 My point is that you're wrong. I'm not the stereotype you portray me as, nor am I a virgin, nor do I even want you. So what exactly is your point? That men simply can't hate women? That misogyny simply can't be justified? Even if the person is sexually-satisfied, normal in appearance, and living a healthy lifestyle? Do you even have a point? Or are you women just spouting nonsense again without anything to back it up because you don't like the idea that the "misogynists" might actually be right about you?

39 min later 4216418 Anonymous
>>4216406 >Do you really think women can have anything in common with us? Especially when none of them are lonely or unwanted? If your two biggest personality traits are 'lonely' and 'unwanted,' then I have bad news for you. Hell, I'm lonely and unwanted much of the time, but that doesn't mean I let those two states affect my interactions with people like me in a variety of ways.

40 min later 4216423 Anonymous
>>4216091 You're wrong OP. I'm not fat/lazy/aspie/autist or a neckbeard. I'm a fit, hard working, clean shaven male. I honestly between work, working out, and a few classes online. I don't have much of a time to go out and meet women. Only on the weekends do I have time. I just honestly have no clue where to go. Should I just go to the bookstore all day and try to meet women there? I haven't a clue.

40 min later 4216428 Anonymous
>helps them come to terms with how inadequate they are Nigga I don't know what you've been smoking, because that makes no sense.

40 min later 4216429 Anonymous
>>4216413 >Can you idiots just fucking accept that it can also be as hard for us to have sex. It isn't. There's a reason women aren't sexually frustrated. There's a reason there's so little porn for women, almost no prostitution services, etc. No demand because WOMEN CAN GET THEIR OWN DICKS ON THEIR OWN EASILY >Then why don't you go pay for sex if you want it so bad? Go pay a ho and stfu. Why? Women don't have to pay. >Well JOLLY GEE GOLLY ! Even a woman with standards has no problem finding a man who meets them who will fuck.

41 min later 4216437 Anonymous
>>4216423 If you want to meet women, you're on the wrong board. >>>/adv/ >>>/soc/ >>>/cgl/

42 min later 4216438 Anonymous
>>4216418 Someone who likes sports but is a despised shut-in and someone who likes sports and is popular and extrovert aren't going to share anything in common that can form the basis of a friendship. Likewise with this. It doesn't matter how many interests you share when the people are completely diffierent.

42 min later 4216442 Anonymous
>>4216406 you know the guys who clamor for girls like you see? guys who would pump her and dump her, guys who think a female is the answer to all their problems, guys who think women are majestic creatures. the reason women dont have anything in common with YOU is because YOU don't have anything in common with anyone else. you're a braindead robot who thinks being numb to the world is as good a way to live your life. you think the goal is to reach the end as comfortably as possible. and that is the folly of people today.

42 min later 4216443 Anonymous
>>4216406 I have interacted with robots rather pleasantly and found many things in common with them, also they with me. So you are wrong. I am also very much lonely and unwanted. So?

42 min later 4216444 Anonymous
>>4216437 How does one meet women on /cgl/? Go cosplaying? Will /cgl/ be open to providing advice in that regard?

42 min later 4216445 Anonymous
This is an incredibly stupid thread, and I am actually angry it has replies.

42 min later 4216446 Anonymous
>>4216413 You're a fucking dumb cunt. They cost $300 for a CLEAN one. So unless we make $50k-100k a year it's not a viable way to regularly get sex.

43 min later 4216447 Anonymous
>>4216400 >No Yes, apparently. Because all you focus on is the fact that a female has an easier time getting sex-- completely ignoring that sex does not equate love nor companionship. >it's not a joke You could have fooled me. See? You're just focusing on the sex. Sex, sex, sex. Fucking. >Not until you understand I can bawl out my own sad story on here, too. Bullied, sexually assaulted, ostracized, bullied some more, lonely, any friends I ever had ended up moving away throughout the years (or backstabbing me for personal gain) so I never had a stable social circle outside of my family, and I'm socially awkward as fuck and know people make fun of me for it. Boo hoo. I'm sure many robots here have it 100 times worse than me in many ways, but yeah, I think I fit right in here.

43 min later 4216448 Anonymous
>>4216443 They only reacted "pleasantly" for a crack at that crack.

43 min later 4216449 Anonymous
>>4216413 buying sex is illegal in most of the USA and there is talk of putting men who are arrested for it on sex offenders list and if you have a good job and they find out there is good chance of getting fired.

44 min later 4216453 Anonymous
>>4216444 The girls on /cgl/ are more interested in aftercon orgies than you. >>4216443 >I am also very much lonely and unwanted. So? >woman >lonely and unwanted

44 min later 4216454 Anonymous
What's this robot shite!? I'm a gentleman. Tally-ho lads! Off to the hunt.

45 min later 4216463 Anonymous
>>4216406 >do you really think women can have anything in common with us? Yes. If you'd only pull your head out of your arse and listen instead of dismissing every tale with flimsy or hypocritical excuses.

45 min later 4216465 Anonymous
OP stating the obvious.

46 min later 4216467 Anonymous
>>4216447 >Yes, apparently. Because all you focus on is the fact that a female has an easier time getting sex AND RELATIONSHIPS There's a reason most girls aren't single for any significant amount of time. >I can bawl out my own sad story on here, too. Bullied, sexually assaulted, ostracized, bullied some more, lonely, any friends I ever had ended up moving away throughout the years (or backstabbing me for personal gain) so I never had a stable social circle outside of my family, and I'm socially awkward as fuck and know people make fun of me for it. And yet you would have no issue finding someone. Do you think anyone else here can say the same?

46 min later 4216468 Anonymous
>>4216453 Well shit, guess I have to start cosplaying. Off to /cgl/ I go.

46 min later 4216470 Anonymous
>>4216387 >For you, it's ALWAYS about the sex. Sex is your end goal. Newsflash: sex is end goal of almost every man. Oh the naivety, damn you Disney A girl can get sex anytime if she's not a fucking landwhale. Hey, random male friend, want to go for a drink, sure we could go to your place afterwards I want to see those new pillows you bought = sex, voila, congrats >>4216445 I second this, there's been a huge amount of normalfag trolling and bitches everywhere man

46 min later 4216474 Anonymous
I don't really browse /r9k/ usually just /v/ and /mu/. I only come here to laugh at you all and for the occasional green text story. OP is one hundred percent right. It's easy to tell if you haven't been posting here for a while and had your views altered. Sure I'm in the same boat as most of the men here, but I'm not bitter about it and don't blame women. I'm pretty apathetic towards the "no gf" thing as well.

47 min later 4216480 Anonymous
Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

47 min later 4216482 Anonymous
>>4216449 I think I cracked my ribs from laughter. That's your next excuse? It's illegal? Most of the robots on here wouldn't give a flying fuck about that, as far as I can tell.

47 min later 4216483 Anonymous
>>4216465 but most of the men on 4chan are skinny as fuck there are more fat women 4chan than men

47 min later 4216486 Anonymous
>>4216417 >Fuck off. No man in his right mind would want somebody as mindless and as vapid as you. You think it's all about sex. It's not. I'm not saying you want to fuck the women here (you might want to just for the humiliation aspect), I'm saying you want to engage in arguments with them...and you continue to prove me right with every post. You're a masochist. It's fine, just admit it.

49 min later 4216492 Anonymous
>>4216470 Newsflash: Sex is NOT the end goal of almost any woman. >inb4 money power status No, I just really want a mutual connection. Companionship. Love. Intimacy. Sex is a bonus, not an end goal. Also, you're deluded. It is not that easy. You've been reading too much fanfiction (or watching too much porn, it's probably the latter.)

49 min later 4216497 Anonymous
>>4216483 Probably, but this is minor detail that is meaningless to my point.

49 min later 4216498 Anonymous
>>4216389 >he only reason they come here BY THEIR OWN ADMISSION is to troll and feel better about themselves. This is exactly what the males do. You guys understand each other perfectly, you just don't want to acknowledge it because you can't stand accepting that they are on your level.

50 min later 4216502 Anonymous
>>4216438 >Someone who likes sports but is a despised shut-in and someone who likes sports and is popular and extrovert aren't going to share anything in common that can form the basis of a friendship. But you got that completely wrong. You're acting as if someone who is good at sports cannot be friends with people bad at sports, and that there is some inherent rivalry between them. Hell, it wasn't even about sharing interests (as I said in an earlier post ITT), it's about finding people with personalities you find enjoyable. Fuck it, I realize most of these women are nowhere as lonely as me, but that doesn't mean I can't talk to them in spite of that. Just as I can talk to people who are better or worse at sports than me.

50 min later 4216505 Anonymous
>>4216492 >It is not that easy. So explain why women can get sex on command?

50 min later 4216509 Anonymous
>>4216482 if you want a good job its best not to have anything on your record especially anything that involves sex

50 min later 4216510 Anonymous
>>4216429 >there's so little porn for women Yes. That's why I have 60 gigs of lesbian porn on my computer. The lack of women-oriented porn is turning me gay. And no, I've never had luck with guys. Where are all the straight male whores? I am sexually frustrated. Fuck you.

52 min later 4216517 Anonymous
>>4216510 >And no, I've never had luck with guys. Then lower your standards. Go after average men instead of 10/10 alphas. You can do that. Robots can't. Not even the fatties want us.

52 min later 4216518 Anonymous
>>4216465 Yep, and still there are so many denying it. >>4216483 Being auchwitzmode isn't attractive for either gender.

52 min later 4216521 Anonymous
>>4216467 >AND RELATIONSHIPS So you say. >most girls Since when was r9k comprised of "most people"? >and yet you would have no issue You're deluded. Finding *someone*? Sure. Finding someone I *like*? Bahaha, no. It's the nature of the game.

52 min later 4216522 Anonymous (7d63f9ec485aedcd.png 214x226 116kB)
>>4216517 >he thinks robots are "average"

53 min later 4216529 Anonymous
>>4216517 I don't have standards. As implied, I would let a whore fuck me.

53 min later 4216530 Anonymous
>>4216492 >No, I just really want a mutual connection. Companionship. Love. Intimacy. Sex is a bonus, not an end goal. Oh the bull. You would bang a ripped alpha in a heartbeat, probably have before and now you're all enlightened. Yes, it's that easy, it just comes down to how shameful you'll feel about it because you don't want to offer yourself on a platter like that. If you had a smaller sense of shame you would've done it already, you want to be conquered, it's against your nature to kneel before men.

54 min later 4216536 Anonymous
>>4216505 Sex? Sure. Safe sex? No. Sex with anyone of our choosing, even within reasonable x/10 range? No.

55 min later 4216549 Anonymous
>>4216522 They are average. Get this stupid obese neckbeard stereotype out of your mind. Most of the people here are unassuming males with absolutely no social skills. >>4216529 >I don't have standards. As implied, I would let a whore fuck me. Then you should have been fucked by now.

55 min later 4216550 Anonymous
>>4216517 >assuming she or anyone else on here goes for 10/10 alphas

55 min later 4216552 Anonymous
>>4216510 >And no, I've never had luck with guys. Where are all the straight male whores? Age and location?

56 min later 4216565 Anonymous
>>4216091 >the situation is X because I said so >I am 100% accurate because I said so >anyone who says otherwise is wrong because I said so Your argument sucks. Your spot on with your hypothesis but the argument is terrible.

56 min later 4216569 Anonymous
>>4216530 >You would bang a ripped alpha in a heartbeat Shoulda, coulda, woulda... didn't. Turned the fucker down. I didn't like his attitude. >probably have before and now you're all enlightened. Virgin. >it's against your nature to kneel before men Damn right.

57 min later 4216577 Anonymous
>>4216522 are you referring to them looks wise or on the inside? theres lots of average looking and good looking robots, however theyre aspies, betas, neckbeards and whatever on the inside. and since girls are more concerned with status and so on than looks, robots, even the good looking ones, are less desirable than fat chicks

58 min later 4216596 Anonymous
>tfw OP is a faggot >tfw i have a girlfriend

58 min later 4216599 Anonymous
>>4216530 >it's against your nature to kneel before men. You don't understand that women DO want different types of men...to an extent. There are women that cannot respect "ripped alphas". They want alphas, they just don't want Brody. Finding a man that a woman wants to submit herself to can be difficult. I'm not going to speak for the person you replied to, but I will speak for some men on this board because they've said it themselves: their greatest desire is not to fuck just any girl, they want to fuck a cute one that they get along with and can respect. Sure, they might take the opportunity to fuck just any because they can and because they don't suffer any social repercussions for it as a woman would, but it's not what they really want.

1 hours later 4216626 Anonymous
>>4216599 >their greatest desire is not to fuck just any girl, they want to fuck a cute one that they get along with and can respect. Sure, they might take the opportunity to fuck just any because they can and because they don't suffer any social repercussions for it as a woman would, but it's not what they really want. Welp, you hit the nail on the head for me. Granted, I'd still want some emotional connection with the person offering sex, and it'd be more of a "get experience" thing than anything. Still, I liked your explanation.

1 hours later 4216628 Anonymous
>>4216599 >I'm not going to speak for the person you replied to Even if you had spoken for me, you spoke well.

1 hours later 4216629 Anonymous
>>4216492 I'm a guy, and sex isn't my end goal. I've got a fucking hand and access to porn, and to be honest, while sex is better, it is not MASSIVELY better. I just want someone who understands me and who I have a connection with. Sex is important, possibly almost necessary because I am a guy, but it's a means of expressing my intimacy with someone, it's not an end goal in and of itself.

1 hours later 4216636 Anonymous
>>4216626 >Welp, you hit the nail on the head for me I think she hit the nail on the head for a lot of people here.

1 hours later 4216659 Anonymous
>>4216569 >Shoulda, coulda, woulda... didn't. yet >Turned the fucker down. I didn't like his attitude. Guess who got sex offered to them. Touche. >>4216599 >respect "ripped alphas" Like you need to respect them in order to spread your legs and let them impregnate you or whatnot you. >You don't understand that women DO want different types of men. I do udnerstand: 20s - slutting it up with alpha buddies, 30+ look for betas when you're all used up and boring >their greatest desire is not to fuck just any girl, they want to fuck a cute one that they get along with and can respect. Then people show up here and call such expectations stupid and immature, is it realistic or relevant at all then? As for myself, I don't fuck because I'm afraid of intimacy

1 hours later 4216668 Anonymous
>>4216549 >Then you should have been fucked by now. And yet I haven't. Stop feeling sorry for yourself for being male. You're worse than a fucking radical feminist.

1 hours later 4216669 Anonymous
>>4216629 >I just want someone who understands me and who I have a connection with. Well, that's what I want, too. Amazing, we have similar goals.

1 hours later 4216670 Anonymous
>>4216549 >Most of the people here are unassuming males with absolutely no social skills. That isn't average. Robots aren't average. They're that weird guy. That weird guy is not the majority. There are maybe 5 among 20 males.

1 hours later 4216681 Anonymous
>>4216369 I do agree that women are more likely to be manipulative but I think their manipulations are less sinister. Like manipulating a guy into thinking she's _____ or manipulating a guy to buy her a shirt or something. Whereas men DO manipulate, many of them but on EXTREMELY fake masks and smiles and charm girls to having actual feelings for them so they can fuck them. Not to mention people are like "Hurp should have had better judgement! Now you're used goods!" No. Just nope nope nope. Men are very manipulative, they manipulate less often but their manipulations are more cruel.

1 hours later 4216688 Anonymous
>>4216659 >yet Ever. >guess who got offered sex But not love, affection, companionship, or even understanding. That's sort of a prerequisite before I even consider sex with someone. >like you need to respect them Why the hell would we willingly have sex with someone we don't respect? >I do udnerstand No, you don't. Your stereotypical prejudice betrays you.

1 hours later 4216694 Anonymous
>>4216688 >Why the hell would we willingly have sex with someone we don't respect? Because you're women.

1 hours later 4216707 Anonymous
>>4216659 >Guess who got sex offered to them. Touche. >I do udnerstand: 20s - slutting it up with alpha buddies, 30+ look for betas when you're all used up and boring Are you seriously ignoring that she's apparently not slutting it around, while probably in the age range for that act according to you? Sex is not her end goal, not now, which is probably close to her twenties if not right in them. Your obsession with sex is odd

1 hours later 4216710 Anonymous
>>4216694 >because you're women. That's possibly the stupidest response I've seen on here, and this thread has a pretty impressive laundry list of stupid responses. >why does the earth revolve around the sun >because it's the sun

1 hours later 4216711 Anonymous
>>4216681 >Men are very manipulative, they manipulate less often but their manipulations are more cruel. >cuckolding this is worst than anything a man can do to a woman

1 hours later 4216727 Anonymous
>>4216552 20 and in Australia

1 hours later 4216728 Anonymous
>>4216659 >Like you need to respect them in order to spread your legs and let them impregnate you or whatnot you. ...and how is this even relevant? Most women do respect the men they have sex with somewhat. It's a respect they may not realize is there, they may think he's a "lovable bastard", but they respect him in the end. >I do udnerstand: 20s - slutting it up with alpha buddies, 30+ look for betas when you're all used up and boring The majority of women are sluts. The vast majority of women on here may or may not be sluts, to be honest, I'll never know. There is no empirical proof for this. We cannot know without Big Brother levels of monitoring and privacy invasion. However, I DO know that there is a disproportionate amount of non-sluts on this board compared to the real world. It's natural that this would happen, and it's also natural that those women would feel displaced by the accusations on this board. It's this constant pressure for women to "prove themselves" in such environments that leads to their crash and burn, I fear. Few women actually don't fit these accusations, but even fewer realize it works against them to bother denying those accusations. >Then people show up here and call such expectations stupid and immature, is it realistic or relevant at all then? We're talking about what people want, the point is that NEITHER are realistic, and that is why they are relevant. As for your post, I'm not really sure what the point was. I said men and women on here both have trouble getting what they want and few want the alpha you described, you dropped some irrelevant buzzwords.

1 hours later 4216736 Anonymous
>>4216091 Thanks for that explanation, OP. I like to come on 4chan for the sake of the humor. It'll really do your head in if you take anything here too seriously. I wish we can cuddle.

1 hours later 4216738 Anonymous
>>4216711 Most cuckold fetishists are men.

1 hours later 4216761 Anonymous
>>4216711 Men and women cheat equally. Your point isn't really valid.

1 hours later 4216765 Anonymous
>>4216669 I agree. And I think most people with healthy emotional growth probably feel the same way. But robots are stunted fucks who've been sheltered from the world and learnt what they know from video games, the internet, and porn. It's why they throw tardrages when things don't go their way; it's why they can't deal with anger in a healthy fashion; it's why they're so fucked up. I'm being harsh, but I hate robots. No doubt I'll be called a "normalfag" for this.

1 hours later 4216767 Anonymous
>>4216738 I'm talking about lying about who the father of your child is and tricking some poor guy into taking care of them for years before the truth comes out

1 hours later 4216769 Anonymous
>women can't understand how lonely we feel because any of them can get a man any time I'm a femanon with crippling bodyphobia. I had to take steroids as treatment for an illness I had, and I got some truly hideous stretch marks covering me from my knees to my elbows. Not your average stretchmarks either, but dark, thick, deep ones. Do an image search for steroids and stretch marks if you want to vomit into your lap, it's repulsive. Now the idea of anyone seeing me in any state of undress gives me a panic attack. I'll probably never be able to be close to anyone again, for the rest of my life, and I've only had one boyfriend before now (4 years ago). I'm 20. At least some of the robots here have some hope of reprieve. I'm irreparably damaged.

1 hours later 4216770 Anonymous
>>4216688 >But not love, affection, companionship, or even understanding. I said you get sex easily, sex doesn't have to include those things above. This is irrelevant. >Why the hell would we willingly have sex with someone we don't respect? Because reasons. How do you develop respect for someone during 1 hour at a party? Yet you fuck someone. >Your stereotypical prejudice betrays you. No, have you heard of hook up culture? Guess who fuels it >>4216707 > Sex is not her end goal, not now, which is probably close to her twenties if not right in them. Your obsession with sex is odd Like I give a shit that one women out of 1000 thinks differently. I mean, I do give a shit, but she's statistically irrelevant. I don't have an obsession, I don't practice sex. Besides, I'm being straightforward, I won't bullshit you

1 hours later 4216773 Anonymous
>>4216256 why the fuck are you a tri? fuck off.

1 hours later 4216776 Anonymous
>>4216773 EDIT :trip*

1 hours later 4216779 Anonymous
>>4216769 I just took steroids a few minutes ago, they fucking suck. No sleep and constant hunger.

1 hours later 4216790 Anonymous
>>4216765 >No doubt I'll be called a "normalfag" for this. I suspect you're not a normalfag, you're just not a ridiculously immature and bitter robot. We actually do exist. We're often on here for other reasons. I learned about socialization from video games. I want what the characters in Kingdom Hearts had. I want the camaraderie that the characters in Samurai Warriors had. Etc, etc. But then there's the real world.

1 hours later 4216804 Anonymous
>>4216761 see >>4216767 can men do that to women?

1 hours later 4216811 Anonymous
>>4216728 How is it not relevant? Jesus H. Christ you said you need to respect your fuckbuddies to fuck them, I say you don't. How can you respect a bastard? >It's this constant pressure for women to "prove themselves" in such environments that leads to their crash and burn, I fear It's still worse for men, this is a board dominated heavily by mean. Speaks volumes. >and that is why they are relevant. Sure, even though they're basically fiction. Ok. >I said men and women on here both have trouble getting what they want and few want the alpha you described I'll repeat, females ''on here'' are statistically irrelevant. I will not meet you, I'm from Europe, you can be whoever and think whatever.

1 hours later 4216815 Anonymous
>>4216769 I'd lie next to you, clothed if you want. I'm sorry that this happened to you, but I hope you find great things in life.

1 hours later 4216818 Anonymous
>>4216114 whore "You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original."

1 hours later 4216826 Anonymous
>>4216769 ur just like all men here they dont try to approach the gender they like, so they wont get shit inb4 i try if ur not trying everyday ur not trying dont be afraid to fail i fail everyday, i still try everyday

1 hours later 4216830 Anonymous
>>4216770 >sex doesn't have to include those things above. But I'm not interested in sex without those things, thus making it entirely relevant. >because reasons Not good enough. >how do you develop respect First impressions, I'd imagine. Of course, everyone has different standards, and mine are particularly high-- respect is usually earned from me over a period of time, not in a single night. I haven't fucked someone, so your example is not only irrelevant, but the following statement is false. >hook-up culture Fueled by randy men and women, anywhere from their mid-twenties to mid-fifties. Unless you're suggesting they comprise the majority of the population, I see no relevance. >statistically irrelevant If I'm 1 out of 1,000, and there are 7 billion people on this planet-- being generous and assuming 3.5 billion are women-- how many of me are there?

1 hours later 4216850 Anonymous
>>4216804 No, but they can refuse to support their own children.

1 hours later 4216865 Anonymous
>>4216765 >But robots are stunted fucks who've been sheltered from the world and learnt what they know from video games, the internet, and porn. It's why they throw tardrages when things don't go their way Generalizations, generalizations everywhere. No, you don't need to be "normal" to still believe that all people here fall into one stereotype, but you're still off-base for doing so.

1 hours later 4216875 Anonymous
>>4216830 >>4216770 Hook-up culture doesn't exist. Take it from someone who has lived in the real world on occasion, who has met a lot of people, who drinks and goes out to clubs and gigs, etc. The whole PUA/hook-up fad was just carefully constructed MTV bullshit; they infected you with a disease, and then tried to sell you a cure, to quote that tired old cliche.

1 hours later 4216884 Anonymous
>>4216875 >Hook-up culture doesn't exist. I'm sure there are small sub-cultures of them somewhere, tiny pockets maybe, but yeah. I doubt it's a real thing. We've been duped.

1 hours later 4216888 Anonymous
You guys are so unfair to yourselves sometimes. I can understand why it might be good for some to let off a little steam sometimes on this board. The misogyny isn't that difficult to ignore.

1 hours later 4216890 Anonymous
>>4216875 >Hook-up culture doesn't exist. HAHAHAHAHAHA

1 hours later 4216896 Anonymous
>>4216830 >But I'm not interested in sex without those things, thus making it entirely relevant. You have utterly and completely missed my point. Try again, I won't proceed with this derailment. >I haven't fucked someone, so your example is not only irrelevant, but the following statement is false. Yeah, for you it's false, not for other 96.536% of women >Fueled by randy men and women Fueled by the minority of men and a majority of women who control the output of sex and thus the fuel to the culture >how many of me are there? Still to few to make an impact, plus if you include standards and geographical distance, it's still an irrelevant number to me

1 hours later 4216909 Anonymous
>>4216865 Well, obviously, not everyone falls into the one category. People are far more complex than that. I'm really just giving vent to my general disgust at the overall atmosphere on the board, the >tfw no gf threads, and the constant HURR DURR SLUT mentions. It'd take me a lifetime to cover all the reasons that robots are the way they are; and to be honest, the ones I listed there are unlikely to be the most major, even.

1 hours later 4216926 Anonymous
>>4216888 >You guys are so unfair to yourselves sometimes. /r9k/ si completely right when they say they're undesirable pieces of shit though.

1 hours later 4216929 Anonymous
>>4216850 and get their shit slapped in court where does the man go to get his years of wasted time back or to get any kind of justice?

1 hours later 4216933 Anonymous
>>4216896 Actually, no. I won't proceed with this discussion any further. It's clear that you think 95% (give or take a margin of error) of women are shit, and that nothing anyone says will change your mind or make you reconsider your point of view.

1 hours later 4216956 Anonymous
>>4216192 jestem*

1 hours later 4216958 Anonymous
>>4216926 I disagree. I find /r9k/ endearing.

1 hours later 4216966 Anonymous
>>4216909 >I'm really just giving vent to my general disgust at the overall atmosphere on the board, the >tfw no gf threads, and the constant HURR DURR SLUT mentions. I'm pretty sure the overlap between feel and misogyny threads isn't as great as some of you think. The end goals in relationships seem to be completely different between the posts I've read there. Still, I wonder why you come here? Not in a "HURR DURR, LEAVE NAO" fashion, nor in some passive aggressive way of hinting that I personally want you gone; I wonder why you'd subject yourself to a place that you don't like. No, saying "it once was good" doesn't make it worthy of coming back.

1 hours later 4216968 Anonymous
>>4216929 >and get their shit slapped in court I wish. They can blackmail the woman, you know. "If you don't let me off of paying child support, I'll petition to have the child once a month. Since I live out of state, and you're the primary guardian, and you have to send her, you'll also have to pay for the air fare, trip, etc. And if you don't pay for me to feed her for the month she's staying, I'll let her feed herself." That's pretty much what a friend of mine's ex-husband did with their daughter. Child support wouldn't have covered those trips and expenses, not by far. So she let him off the hook. And he still demands she visits once a year or so to make it look like he's "being a father" in case she ever takes it to court again. He's a piece of shit.

1 hours later 4216973 Anonymous
>>4216890 How often have you encountered "Pick-up artists", or whatever, in real life? I've lived in two English-speaking countries and visited most of western Europe, and spent a little bit of time in central Europe. My two best friends are an American and a guy who has lived in America for fifteen years. Neither of them have ever encountered the PUA stuff in real life. I consider drinking and "going out" a hobby of mine; I regularly visit bars and clubs, and I try to never go to the same place unless it's particularly interesting. I've never encountered this "hook-up" culture you're talking about. Maybe it's just a US thing and maybe I haven't been to the areas where it goes on, but I sure don't see it anywhere.

1 hours later 4216977 Anonymous
>>4216826 It wouldn't be fair to pursue anyone, I look fine with clothes on, I'd feel like if they did like me it would be under false pretenses. Like I'm hiding some kind of physical deformity. I've resigned to my fate now, anyway. I just wanted to try and express that women are capable of understanding soul-crushing loneliness.

1 hours later 4216981 Anonymous
>>4216968 >Man has to take extraordinary measures just to see his child which a lying, thieving whore of a woman has STOLEN from him >Is called a piece of shit by society I don't want to live in this world anymore.

1 hours later 4216982 Anonymous
You are a fucking idiot if you can't work out why a board full of virgins has issues with women.

1 hours later 4216986 Anonymous
>>4216933 >I won't proceed with this discussion any further. Absolutely fine >It's clear that you think 95% (give or take a margin of error) of women are shit, and that nothing anyone says will change your mind or make you reconsider your point of view. Not necessarily shit, but undesirable, not a good investment. From what I've observed in my socializing years, I can't get over the shallowness and the lack of any sense. On a side note, I commend your views but unfortunately, that's a small consolation to me. I deal with the same crap as you, I'm a 21 year old kissless virgin. I'm not ugly, I weigh 70 kg and I'm a successful college students. But because I'm a betafag virgin, I'm worthless. It's just how it goes.

1 hours later 4216992 Anonymous
What an awful thread. To sum up what OP is saying is just sour grapes. Oh and also >taking /r9k/ seriously >replying to swami

1 hours later 4216993 Anonymous
>>4216968 but the law is still on her side it is not illegal to cuckold a man and if he find out about it to late even after there is proof that it is not his

1 hours later 4216995 Anonymous
>>4216966 I come here because occasionally, rarely, there are threads that are worth posting in. Due to the speed of 4chan and the amount of time I've spent on it, no other site really compares, either. It's kind of killed the internet for me. I've also seen these things come and go, these board-wide herdlike mentalities. /r9k/ will, eventually, improve, though it'll probably take some time.

1 hours later 4216996 Anonymous
>>4216769 >lonely >has had a boyfriend Bitch please, I've never had one and probably never will.

1 hours later 4217013 Anonymous
Being a lonely motherfucker does not necessarily mean someone is pathetic, I value my intellect far more than social skills (if I had any), but with that intelligence comes an understanding that most people are faggots and Whores, it isn't some illusion, just the truth.

1 hours later 4217019 Anonymous
>>4216996 So you don't fully realise what you're missing, I know exactly what I'll never be able to have again. And I'm still a virgin, so I'll never be able to experience that side of a relationship either.

1 hours later 4217031 Anonymous
>>4216769 >I'm a femanon with crippling bodyphobia. This is the mark of a slut. I bet you have anorexia or some other fabricated "disorder" too.

1 hours later 4217036 Anonymous
>>4217019 >So you don't fully realise what you're missing, I know exactly what I'll never be able to have again. >implying I don't hear my female friends rave about their boyfriends. >implying I don't hear my male friends rave about their girlfriends. >implying I don't see men on this board going on and on about women they're in love with and realizing that nobody will ever feel that for me.

1 hours later 4217039 Anonymous
>>4216968 He doesn't even want to see his child. When she comes over, he just ignores her, or lets his stepmother deal with her. Her stepmother is a fucking nightmare. That child hates going there because of her. She didn't steal a fucking thing from him. They divorced, he didn't want to pay child support, so he blackmailed her with her child's welfare. He is a fucking piece of shit. >law is still on her side She hasn't cuckolded anyone.

1 hours later 4217043 Anonymous
>>4217031 You know, I can't tell if you're trolling or not. That's not to say you're a good troll, just that there's a lot of nutjobs on this board.

1 hours later 4217055 Anonymous
>>4217031 someone blatantly needs to learn to read lol

1 hours later 4217063 Anonymous
>>4216996 >>4217036 It actually feels a lot worse to have had a past relationship, and then to have lost it for whatever reason. I was relatively okay with being alone before I entered one relationship, but it sucks more than anything else to have that one drop of water land on your tongue in the middle of an endless desert, because you realize you just got lucky. Life is far more blissful the less you comprehend what you've missed.

1 hours later 4217064 Anonymous
>>4217031 I'm just gonna go right ahead and assume you're a troll.

1 hours later 4217065 Anonymous
>>4217036 >having male or female friends Count your blessings faggot.

1 hours later 4217080 Anonymous
>>4217063 Both are probably equally bad, actually. One way or another, you're still torturing yourself. And hell, being in a relationship isn't that fantastic, either. The reality differs heavily from the gold-tinted memories.

1 hours later 4217082 swami
>>4216956 uh, no. i meant to say yes, not, yes i am

1 hours later 4217087 Anonymous
>>4216986 >I can't get over the shallowness and the lack of any sense. I don't like to make friends with those girls. They have Bad Idea scribbled all over them, and have no concept of boundaries. But most of the girls I know are fairly sensible, which is nice. >small consolation That's something, I suppose. >worthless Tell me, what are your interests?

1 hours later 4217088 Anonymous
>>4217063 I'm sorry, I'm going to have to call bullshit on this. That water had to have come from somewhere. At least you know that someone somewhere was interested in you once. >>4217065

1 hours later 4217092 Anonymous
>>4217063 Not for men our minds constantly telling us to find mates and our sex drives are far higher

1 hours later 4217100 Anonymous
>>4217039 >They divorced, he didn't want to pay child support Why should he have to? Child support is a feminazi invention to exploit and suck dry the wallets of hard-working men for no reason other than the fact that their craving for dick grew so strong that they couldn't bare to remain in a monogamous relationship anymore.

1 hours later 4217121 Anonymous
>>4217087 >But most of the girls I know are fairly sensible >Girls past the age of 11 >Ever sensible Where the fuck do you live?

1 hours later 4217141 Anonymous
>>4217087 >Tell me, what are your interests? Video games, internet, soccer, college I'm boring and I don't have any money, I'm not a catch by any stretch of the imagination. I just wanted to say that in spite all of that, if I weren't a virgin, I wouldn't be so shunned because people value one's life according t o how many partners he's had. ''hurr durr social skills go talk to humans find sex partner'' No, i don't want that, that's boring and besides, I have decent social skills, I just choose not to use them.

1 hours later 4217142 Anonymous
>>4217080 It probably depends on the person. I know life went downhill in several areas after I loved and lost, but it's also great motivation for other areas. >>4217088 Someone probably once glanced at you and though up a scenario where they might like you. It's not that comforting, especially because the source of that water is a clear blue sky with no other signs of clouds. >>4217092 I'm a guy, not the woman from earlier.

1 hours later 4217153 Anonymous
>>4217141 I'd date you, anon. I'm a virgin too so I'd prefer a guy who has as little experience as I have.

1 hours later 4217164 Anonymous
>>4217141 No one asks me how many partners I've had. No one judges me. >>4217142 It may well do. But, I still wouldn't consider breakups a major source of grief and suffering unless they've been a truly long term relationship, with things like living with your partner. Arbitrary rules, I know.

1 hours later 4217173 Anonymous
>>4217141 >I'm boring >I have decent social skills Employ your decent social skills to make yourself less-boring. Even I can manage this (to some degree.) Talk to people, not to hook up, but to interact, chill, connect. >people value one's life according to... How do these people even know how many partners you've had?

1 hours later 4217174 Anonymous
>>4216670 You could just say 1 in 4 y'know.

1 hours later 4217183 Anonymous
>>4217153 >going for the angriest, bitterest guy in the thread I... I lose out to people like this online, too?

1 hours later 4217188 Anonymous
>>4217153 >I'd date you I'm a virgin too so I'd prefer a guy who has as little experience as I have. Likewise >>4217164 >No one asks me how many partners I've had. No one judges me. Until someone asks you. No one needs to judge you in order to feel shitty. I see people's lives revolving about certain things and it's such a big deal so I wonder what's wrong with me

1 hours later 4217190 Anonymous
>>4217183 I was proving a point. I'd probably date you too as long as you're not an asshole.

1 hours later 4217191 Anonymous
>>4217121 Southeast USA. Stay the fuck away from Miami, FL and you should be okay.

1 hours later 4217198 Anonymous
>191 posts and 4 image replies omitted. Is this never going to end? Not even the dead can know peace from this evil.

1 hours later 4217208 Anonymous
>>4217173 >Employ your decent social skills to make yourself less-boring. Even I can manage this (to some degree.) Talk to people, not to hook up, but to interact, chill, connect. No, I don't want to, people are boring and I don't want to connect to anybody, I don't have those kind of needs. I have a close group of friends already.

1 hours later 4217210 Anonymous
>>4217191 >Anywhere in the US >Sensible girls Now I know you're shitting me.

1 hours later 4217211 Anonymous
>>4217188 >I see people's lives revolving about certain things and it's such a big deal so I wonder what's wrong with me I get that feeling with my peers, but I still find ways to connect with them on other things. >until someone asks you Give them a smug sort of smile and tell them you don't kiss and tell.

2 hours later 4217219 Anonymous
>>4217210 I'm in the US, aren't I?

2 hours later 4217225 Anonymous
>>4217188 >Until someone asks you. Who asks you? Not trying to lead you into some "debate trap" or whatever, but this has never been asked of anyone I've known in real life. Only women online seem to ever be curious; it just doesn't come up in normal conversations.

2 hours later 4217236 Anonymous
>>4217211 >Give them a smug sort of smile and tell them you don't kiss and tell. are you a woman because if you're not that's going to tell them that you're a virgin

2 hours later 4217238 Anonymous
>>4217219 Who ever said you were sensible? Always a slut until proven otherwise.

2 hours later 4217239 Anonymous
>>4217210 To be fair the most sensible women I've met were in the US and other Anglo countries.

2 hours later 4217244 Anonymous
>>4217238 >Always a slut until proven otherwise. >hurr women don't have more to prove on this board than men, men have to prove themselves, too!!!! lol ooook

2 hours later 4217248 Anonymous
>>4217225 You haven't been around men a lot, have you? Guys spend a lot of time talking about these things among themselves. It doesn't bother me so much, it simply irritates me >>4217211 >don't kiss and tell Boy, is that par about kissing true...

2 hours later 4217250 Anonymous
>>4217121 Pedo detected the fiandi

2 hours later 4217252 Anonymous
>>4217244 I never claimed that. It's entirely acceptable that femanons need to earn people's trust on /r9k/. You shouldn't even be here in the first place, after all.

2 hours later 4217257 Anonymous
>>4217100 >Why should men have to support their own spawn? Gee, I don't know.

2 hours later 4217258 Anonymous
>>4217238 >whoever said you were sensible Well, if you didn't think I was, why would you ask me?

2 hours later 4217261 Anonymous
>>4217236 >are you a woman because if you're not that's going to tell them that you're a virgin Yes. That sort of response makes everyone think you've slept with half the city. If you're a woman. Maybe this won't work for a guy.

2 hours later 4217262 sage
>>4217238 Dat fallacy.

2 hours later 4217270 Anonymous
>>4217252 >You shouldn't even be here in the first place, after all. >BOIZ ONLY!!!! "shouldn't" is totally arbitrary here and has no relevance

2 hours later 4217276 Anonymous
>>4217257 does it matter the courts in the US make men pay for children that aren't even theirs

2 hours later 4217280 Anonymous
>>4217270 There are online communities where women are readily accepted and integrated, such as Reddit and Tumblr. This, unfortunately, is not one of them. If I had my way anyone who announced they were of the female gender would receive a permaban.

2 hours later 4217286 Anonymous
>>4217276 Cant you get a court order for paternity testing? Or go on Maury?

2 hours later 4217293 Anonymous
>>4217270 Go look at /cgl/ or /soc/ and tell me we should accept women here

2 hours later 4217296 Anonymous
>>4217276 >does it matter the courts in the US make men pay for children that aren't even theirs Yeah, I agree that this is a problem. But if there are men who still want to be a legally guaranteed part of the lives of children they may not have fathered, the reverse has to be available as well. There was a guy on here earlier asking for advice because even though his daughter might not be his, he wanted to get her away from her incompetent mother.

2 hours later 4217304 Anonymous
>>4217293 >Go look at /cgl/ or /soc/ This isn't /cgl/ or /soc/. If it were, we wouldn't be here.

2 hours later 4217311 Anonymous
>>4217280 >If I had my way anyone who announced they were of the female gender would receive a permaban. >>>>/wiz/ shouldnt is still arbitrary, would it make sense to say that men shouldnt be in university because they arent as readily accepted and integrated as women?

2 hours later 4217317 Anonymous
>>4217280 But you don't have your way do you faggot? So stop bitching about how you "feel" because no one gives a flying fuck about you or your pathetic existence.

2 hours later 4217322 Anonymous
>>4217286 doesn't matter if you've taking care of a child for a number of years the courts will still make you pay for it even if you can prove its not yours

2 hours later 4217326 Anonymous
>>4217248 >You haven't been around men a lot, have you? Guys spend a lot of time talking about these things among themselves. It doesn't bother me so much, it simply irritates me I'm a guy, dammit! I just make friends with people with more interests than fucking women.

2 hours later 4217330 Anonymous
>>4217293 you accept women here all the time without knowing it you just try to lure them out by making posts like this >>4217210 because you crave the drama of it >>4216107 had it right, robots want women here whether they realize/admit it or not they love nothing more than the struggle

2 hours later 4217340 Anonymous
>>4217317 I'm afraid I don't care how pained your vagina is from me expressing a different opinion either. I will never, ever accept a femanon's opinion as equal to a maleanon's. There has never been a decent femanon in all of 4chan's existance.

2 hours later 4217351 Anonymous
>>4217330 linked the wrong post, meant to link >>4217238 if you truly didnt want females here you wouldnt egg them on, but the struggle makes you feel important and purposeful

2 hours later 4217362 Anonymous
>>4217340 >There has never been a decent femanon in all of 4chan's existance. >men in charge of being statistically realistic

2 hours later 4217373 Anonymous
>>4217362 In his mind, it doesn't matter. There is no "decent femanon" because he is a misogynist, being a woman is all someone needs to do to exclude themselves from his idea of what is decent. Misogynists are irrational by definition because of this, but good luck trying to get them to acknowledge it.

2 hours later 4217378 Anonymous
>>4216241 Well, I'm become fairly /fa/ and lifting every day. Perhaps the main problem, though, is my high level of betaness. Until I can 'man up' and get over that (which could take years, or may not even really be possible for me), all my exercising and clothes-shopping will probably just make most women regard me as (at best) a vaguely attractive gay guy.

2 hours later 4217380 Anonymous
>>4217340 You get called out, and your defense is to call me a woman? Well if your newfaggy ass followed the internets rules, you'd know that with /cgl/ being a rare exception, most of the "girls" on 4chan are men, idiot.

2 hours later 4217388 Anonymous
>>4217351 No that keeps them in check so we don't end up like /cgl/ or /soc/ as long as we remind them that they aren't welcome here they'll keep a low profile

2 hours later 4217392 Anonymous
>>4217362 His parameters are so skewed to personal opinions not weighted down by any substance, that he's actually technically correct so long as he's the one defining things. And he always will use that power, because it allows him to make everything look blacker and whiter than how they really are.

2 hours later 4217401 Anonymous
>>4217373 >but good luck trying to get them to acknowledge it. I'm not even gonna try.

2 hours later 4217409 Anonymous
>>4217388 >they'll keep a low profile I wasn't aware that this was considered "keeping a low profile". I mean, when rape threads and "women will never experience x" threads pop up, you can tell who's who.

2 hours later 4217420 Anonymous
>>4217378 enjoy licking women's boot just for sex

2 hours later 4217423 Anonymous
>>4217388 >so we don't end up like /cgl/ or /soc/ You realize the reason for the high female population on these boards is the nature of the subjects the boards are made for, not the general attitude/treatment of the board towards women? Other boards and probably regular visitors of /cgl/ and /soc/ make bitches and whores threads/posts all the time, it hasn't made them visit the board any less as far as I know.

2 hours later 4217434 Anonymous
>>4216114 you ever took them seriously? wow you're a fucking dumbass

2 hours later 4217451 Anonymous (1350841804815.jpg 3363x3619 2011kB)
did someone say /cgl/?

2 hours later 4217470 Anonymous (1350841915118.jpg 1696x3852 1060kB)
>>4217451 here some more

2 hours later 4217494 Anonymous
>>4217451 >you will never fuck women to fund your figure collection ;_;

2 hours later 4217621 Anonymous
I think this thread is done.

2 hours later 4217643 Anonymous
>>4217451 >>4217470 I would smash and cuddle with Lobitah.

2 hours later 4217645 Anonymous
that describes me pretty well OP...

2 hours later 4217723 Anonymous
just wanted to say this while you're here whining about no sex and no gf this weekend I'll be out getting laid. normalfag! up up and away!

3 hours later 4217817 Anonymous
>>4216091 This needs to be stickied on the front page of /r9k/.

3 hours later 4217950 Anonymous
>>4217031 i agree with him, again i don't know if he's trolling but this is definitely the mark os a slut, i saw this crap already

5 hours later 4219168 Anonymous
>>4217950 How is that a mark of a slut? I think you are a troll.

6 hours later 4219545 Anonymous
>>4216241 but self improvement is a lot of running and exercise and various non-fun stupid shit. And I don't want to do that after I just spent 10 hours at work/college doing non-fun stupid shit. I'll just develop my brain with study, get rich and then pay to be good looking

6 hours later 4219683 Anonymous
No woman can prove that she isnt a cheating, money-stealing leech because the risk is always there, and I don't take risks, because I never end up on the good side of it and I think many robots feel the same way. I'd feel more comfortable playing blackjack in Vegas than marrying a woman who wouldnt try to get me to pay for child support, divorce shit, etc. and dont bring up prenups, for whatever reason they fall out of court.

6 hours later 4219747 Anonymous
As a woman, I'm enjoying this thread thoroughly.

6 hours later 4219804 Anonymous
my god this is the most pathetic thread ive ever read in my life

6 hours later 4219808 Anonymous
Leave it to a female to summarize: "People on /r9k/ come off as misogynistic because they rationalize their cognitive dissonance of wanting a girlfriend and not being able to have one by denouncing women and calling them whores." Then post the picture of the fox and the grapes and your point is made. No need for your garbage greentext.

6 hours later 4219837 Anonymous
>>4216486 >You continue to prove me right with every post Only he's not and you're just making yourself look dumb. Saying "I'M RIGHT" doesn't make you right.

6 hours later 4219948 Anonymous
That's why I am not a misogynist robot. OP has a good point.

7 hours later 4220694 Anonymous
The amount of "one woman, therefore all women" is pretty astounding here.

8 hours later 4220757 Anonymous (angry-jesus.jpg 592x424 19kB)
Painful realization coming in 3... 2... 1... OP. Jesus is mad at his father for allowing you to be conceived. Now, I am not an authority on Jesus anger by any means, but I am fairly certain that the corporeal body of God would be an disappoint. Hope you don't choke to death on a cock.

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