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2012-10-19 04:59 4146130 Anonymous (Untitled.png 339x347 4kB)
ITT : we post weird laws, prices, traditions, shit of our country and people guess where we live, ill start : >1 Loaf of the cheapest bread costs more than a pack a ciggarettes

1 min later 4146140 Anonymous
Breadland?

3 min later 4146145 Anonymous
>>4146130 >>1 Loaf of the cheapest bread costs more than a pack a ciggarettes Britan?

4 min later 4146154 Anonymous
>>4146130 Russia or an eat european country?

4 min later 4146156 no, ko.
>>4146145 Definitely not britain.

4 min later 4146158 Anonymous
We have a holiday where white people dress up as black slaves with funny hats and feathjers in them. Their boss, Saint Nicolas, gives out presents on the fifth of december.

4 min later 4146160 Anonymous
>>4146140 Do you really think bread would be expensive in a place called Breadland? The shit would more likely be growing on trees and shit.

5 min later 4146166 Anonymous
>>4146140 >>4146145 >>4146154 >>4146156 Nope, not in europe

5 min later 4146168 no, ko.
You can smoke at 16 but can't buy until 18. You can fuck at 16 but someone over 18 can't fuck anyone under 18.

6 min later 4146172 Anonymous
>>4146160 that's like saying Greenland is a green country

6 min later 4146175 Anonymous
>>4146158 The Netherlands

8 min later 4146191 Anonymous
>>4146175 Not that hard, but yeah.

10 min later 4146215 Anonymous
We can be drafted at 18, but can't drink until 21. We have terrible public transit. We lack single payer health insurance.

11 min later 4146222 no, ko.
>>4146215 'Murrica

14 min later 4146250 Anonymous
Obese people ride around giant box stores in motorized scooters.

15 min later 4146253 Anonymous
In Los Angeles, it's illegal to cry on the witness stand.

15 min later 4146257 Anonymous
>>4146215 >you join the army at 16 in australia

16 min later 4146268 Anonymous
>>4146253 What happens if you do?

17 min later 4146273 Anonymous
once you turn 16, you can legally purchase beer and wine fuck yeah yurop

19 min later 4146285 Anonymous
>>4146268 you can be charged with contempts of court

19 min later 4146292 Anonymous
>>4146250 god bless our country

20 min later 4146301 Anonymous
>>4146250 >>4146253 >murricanian states of US

21 min later 4146305 Anonymous
>>4146273 fuck yeah, bro underaged (legal) drinkin masterrace

23 min later 4146318 Anonymous
>>4146273 Once you turn 18, you can purchase and smoke weed in your local coffeeshop and smoke around cops.

23 min later 4146323 Anonymous
>>4146273 I guess that would have been nice, but if all I wanted was beer and wine, my mom would buy it for me.

23 min later 4146324 Anonymous
>>4146318 china? chinablox

24 min later 4146330 Anonymous
>>4146318 Holand?

24 min later 4146337 Anonymous
>>4146324 What the fuck man. China executes drug smugglers.

26 min later 4146347 Anonymous
Somebody want to get /int/ in here?

27 min later 4146358 Anonymous
>>4146158 Spain? >A liter of gas is cheaper than a liter of water Guess the country

28 min later 4146365 Anonymous (RLndNENvif8ORGwAOG25.jpg 800x566 147kB)
Ruinig the internet for the rest of you is one of our favourite ways to kill time

31 min later 4146382 Anonymous
>>4146365 >>4146365 Oh binland :---DD

32 min later 4146390 Anonymous
Milk comes in bags.

32 min later 4146391 Anonymous
>>4146358 middle east/latin america

32 min later 4146393 Anonymous
>>4146324 Holland, fuck yeah >>4146330 you win

32 min later 4146395 Anonymous
>>4146358 Saudi Arabia

34 min later 4146402 Anonymous
we jizz in your food, we don't give a fuck

34 min later 4146408 Anonymous
>>4146402 McDonalds

40 min later 4146446 Anonymous
>>4146390 Oh Canada! canadianbloxxxiesssmeow

49 min later 4146512 Anonymous
It is law to practice archery on a sunday morning.

51 min later 4146528 Anonymous
>>4146512 I believe I've heard this one before - some old British law, right?

1 hours later 4146756 Anonymous
We can't buy dollars legally.

1 hours later 4146778 Anonymous
>>4146446 also: our healthcare is FREE i know, i live in a fucked up nation right?

1 hours later 4146880 Anonymous
>>4146130 >Smokes cheaper than bread I'm going to hope that means the bread is regular price, and the cigarettes are cheap. I like bread too, you know. Where exactly is this wonderful place where the smoking is cheap and plentiful? Can I smoke at work and in maternity wards in this great nation?

1 hours later 4146915 Anonymous
Our entire country has only 9 Starbuck locations. Our houses have huge glass windows in front, so everybody can look inside, but we put curtains in the front in the evening because of our privacy instead of making smaller windows.

1 hours later 4146920 Anonymous
>>4146756 USSR

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>>4146130 Few days and we'll celebrate that we got slaughtered by russian tanks

2 hours later 4147032 Anonymous
Not a legal adult until 19, can't give consent for sex until 18, but you can marry your sister/brother/mother/cousin. Also, if you fuck a virgin and you're not married to her she can get you 5 years in jail.

2 hours later 4147074 Anonymous
>>4147032 Some state in the US, isn't it? Also: the purchasing power of the median earner is 5 times less than that of a median earner in the UK. And yet shit is on average almost twice as expensive.

2 hours later 4147087 Anonymous
>16 is age of consent >have to be 19 to buy tobacco proudcts lel

2 hours later 4147235 Anonymous
Coffeeshop is legally allowed to sell weed. Coffeeshop can't buy weed. WHASSUP YO DAT SHIT BE CRAYIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE 'INIT?!

2 hours later 4147270 Anonymous
laws are for rich people, everyone else gets around being polite and with the occasional slap in the wrist judiciary system doesn't work you can have sex with girls any age 12 above that no one gives a damn some drugs are legal but you can only enter discos at 16

3 hours later 4147279 Anonymous
>>4147270 also, ALL drugs are legal for consumption, the state actually has programs to help people live their lives of cocaine and so on

3 hours later 4147289 Anonymous
>16 to join the army >18 to buy violent games britain.

3 hours later 4147299 Anonymous
>>4147087 Utahfag detected?

3 hours later 4147313 Anonymous
>>4147235 Niggers in my country? Holland.

3 hours later 4147319 Anonymous
>>4147235 amsterdam? california?

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>>4146166 Brazil? The public universities go for the upper-medium class while the private (therefore paid) universities go for the poor

3 hours later 4147414 Anonymous
>>4147279 >>4147270 Am I right i thinking this is northern europe, finland perhaps, I read about it some time

3 hours later 4147450 Anonymous
You have to pay a fee if you own a television.

3 hours later 4147461 Anonymous
FUCKING ASSHOLES I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE AIR I BREATHE

3 hours later 4147627 DESUDESU
>>4147270 portugal yo

3 hours later 4147636 Anonymous
>I can go to university for free >Anyone from the same continent can go to my university for free >Unless they're from one country

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>>4147450 France, isn't it ?

3 hours later 4147684 Anonymous
>>4147450 How's Finland treating you?

3 hours later 4147687 Anonymous
>>4147636 Heh, fucking Scotland. I don't get why EU citizens get free uni through EU rules right? So how come they don't apply to Englanders?

3 hours later 4147691 Anonymous
>>4147313 Nope, geboren en getogen te Drenthe yo. Keepin' it real. >>4147319 The Netherlands

3 hours later 4147696 Anonymous
Militia will encourage you to ride bicycles instead of driving a car

3 hours later 4147718 Anonymous
>death penalty in state constitution >federal law is above state law, so death penalty is permitted Germanfag here by the way.

3 hours later 4147719 Anonymous
Here, Sodomy is illegal

3 hours later 4147731 Anonymous
>>4147687 The law says we have to treat people from a different country in the same way as we treat people from our own with regards to university fees. But, technically, England is a subset of the same nation, so we can treat them how we please. It's bullshit, and personally I have no idea why they charge the English so much. Would it not be better to allow them in for free and thus attract the highest calibre of student possible? Student ability is basically what defines how good a university is after all.

3 hours later 4147736 swami
>every fifth song on Canadian radio must be by a Canadian born citizen. >it is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine. >if american rootbeer were to be served in canada, it would be illegal due to how much caffiene they put in american rootbeer >it is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft >it's illegal to climb trees in ontario >in ontario girls like myself are legally allowed to be topless >you have the right to suicide by doctor (euthanasia) in a couple provinces

3 hours later 4147774 Anonymous
>>4147736 You mean on Canadian PUBLIC radio.

4 hours later 4147794 swami
>>4147774 no i mean on any radio playing. >>4147779 i guess yeah

4 hours later 4147804 Anonymous
>>4146358 pretty much evey country. petrol is E1.56 a litre here in ireland. water is E1.30 per 500ml bottle. FUCK YOU MOOT FOR NOT INCLUDING SOME UNICODE CHARS

4 hours later 4147826 Anonymous
>>4147289 >some games are rated so high they are illegal to sell and I wanted to play the real manhunt 2

4 hours later 4147832 Anonymous
>>4147736 >>it's illegal to climb trees in ontario so niggas cant have fun? >>in ontario girls like myself are legally allowed to be topless please, define a girl like yourself...

4 hours later 4147848 Anonymous
>>4147832 A fat as fatass basement dweller roleplaying as a girl on /r9k/

4 hours later 4147852 Anonymous
>>4147731 That'd totally fuck our admissions probably. Scottish unis are already pretty popular so it'd be hell if English students got free education as well. Not to say it isn't unfair that they don't but they should get it in their own country first and we can all pick and choose as we wish.

4 hours later 4147866 Anonymous
>the Virgin Mary is the commander-in-chief of the armed forces

4 hours later 4147874 Anonymous
>>4146130 Canada >If a person looks under 18 and she is depicted in a pornographic way, that porn is considered child pornography. >Loli is also often considered child pornography >Anal sex is against the law if you're under 18, or married. >Hate speech is illegal, you can probably get arrested for calling someone a nigger. >Juggalos are EVERYWHERE! >Women will wear miniskirts in the winter, it gets to -40C over here. >Hockey is as popular as people think it is over here.

4 hours later 4147881 Anonymous
> someone gropes your junk every time you get on a plane.

4 hours later 4147891 swami
>>4147874 >If a person looks under 18 and she is depicted in a pornographic way, that porn is considered child pornography. no >Loli is also often considered child pornography no >Anal sex is against the law if you're under 18, or married. no >Hate speech is illegal, you can probably get arrested for calling someone a nigger. hate speech is illegal in any country with freedom of speech >Juggalos are EVERYWHERE! no >Women will wear miniskirts in the winter, it gets to -40C over here. no >Hockey is as popular as people think it is over here. no

4 hours later 4147904 Anonymous
S&M, bondage and other "extreme" pornography was banned by this European country just 4 years ago.

4 hours later 4147924 Anonymous
>>4147904 What kind of ass-backwards country would do that?

4 hours later 4147925 Anonymous
>>4146915 I would say The Netherlands because of the window thing but we have 10 starbucks locations, not 9...

4 hours later 4147927 Anonymous
>>4147891 >hate speech is illegal >freedom of speech is permitted pick one.

4 hours later 4147936 Anonymous
>>4147891 >If a person looks under 18 and she is depicted in a pornographic way, that porn is considered child pornography. Hm. How about yes?

4 hours later 4147943 Anonymous
>Insane amount of meat consumption >Everyfucking body salutes with a kiss in the cheek >Capitol city filled with a shit-ton of european wannabee douches that descend from italian or spanish inmigrants >Soccer it's like a religion to the point of monthly murders between hooligans >Every foreign buys some land in the south just in case It should be obvious, I guess

4 hours later 4147957 Anonymous
>>4147891 >Anal sex Sorry, I meant its illegal in my province. And the child pornography stuff is true, read the wikipedia article on pornography laws and find the section on Canada. And in Alberta there are a lot of Juggalos, and I've seen girls wearing miniskirts in the winter. >Hockey And do you remember that riot that happened a few years ago in Vancover?

4 hours later 4147985 Anonymous
>>4147943 Ohh Brazil, my homeland

4 hours later 4148001 Anonymous
>>4147313 Keeping it street you mean. Overijssel here, so hey neighbor. Loads of relatives in Drenthe though

4 hours later 4148020 Anonymous
>>4147924 The same country where a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants

4 hours later 4148026 Anonymous
>>4148001 Meant for >>4147691 Muted for this, fuck yeah

4 hours later 4148057 Anonymous
>Restaurants are legally required to let you bring your on food, as long as you sit in their outside area

4 hours later 4148121 Anonymous
>>4146880 no bread is cheap price too. The answer is Costa Rica, bread here is about (the cheapest) $2 and so are the cigarettes

4 hours later 4148145 Anonymous
>>4148121 Hola, tiquillo !

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>>4148020 Well, no fucking idea

4 hours later 4148227 Anonymous
>>4148121 >bread here is about (the cheapest) $2 I hope those aren't 2 USD?

4 hours later 4148284 Anonymous
>>4147924 >ass-backwards country >Britain Pick two.

4 hours later 4148307 Anonymous
>>4147891 >hate speech is illegal in any country with freedom of speech What exactly is your definition of "any country with freedom of speech"?

4 hours later 4148338 Anonymous
(In this state) Vagrancy is illegal, so you're not allowed to be unemployed if you're able bodied and don't have some other means of support. I don't know how strictly this is enforced, though. In less than a month same sex marriage will somehow be made more illegal than it already is. >>4147736 I had been under the impression that our root beer did not have caffeine in it, but apparently a few brands do. The only caffeinated brand I've ever had is Barq's though.

4 hours later 4148358 Anonymous
>>4148338 >Vagrancy is illegal, so you're not allowed to be unemployed What? Unemployment doesn't mean being a vagrant.

4 hours later 4148382 Anonymous
>>4146130 >Illegal to watch porn till 18, legal to have sex when 16. >Chewing gum banned >Technically cannot walk the streets in a group of 3 or more people (not actually enforced)

4 hours later 4148383 Anonymous
>>4148284 Holy shit... What the fuck is wrong with you, britfags?

4 hours later 4148402 Anonymous
>>4148358 If you have other means of support it's fine. Like if you're married or still live with your parents. Welfare also counts. By "vagrant" they mean homeless without a good reason to be so.

5 hours later 4148441 Anonymous
>>4148382 oh yea. oral sex is banned as well.

5 hours later 4148471 Anonymous
>>4148382 Some ass-backwards country in South-East Asia i.e. all

5 hours later 4148531 Anonymous
>>4148382 Chewing gum bit makes me think SIngapore.

5 hours later 4148560 Anonymous
>Legally prohibited to kiss while standing over a railroad >Forbidden to name your pig Napoleon That should be easy

5 hours later 4148697 Anonymous
>>4147925 We have 10? Thought 9.. But you are correct!

5 hours later 4148737 Anonymous
>>4148560 Le france

5 hours later 4148790 Anonymous
>>4146358 Norway, if you buy bottled water. Water in the zink is however almost free.

5 hours later 4148800 Anonymous
>>4146130 Indonesia? I know clove cigarettes are a dime a dozen there, literally

5 hours later 4148819 Anonymous
>>4147925 Because big windows are fucking great, they let in so much light.

5 hours later 4148836 Anonymous
>>4148307 >>4147927 I don't think you understand what free speech is. It allows you to say stupid shit. It gives you no protection from the fallout of said stupid shit

5 hours later 4148847 Anonymous
>It's illegal to call your kid Adolf here I don't live in Germany

5 hours later 4148876 Anonymous
>>4147718 Jeez, spoiler alert, c'mon! >we post weird laws, prices, traditions, shit of our country and people guess where we live >people guess where we live

6 hours later 4149282 Anonymous
>>4147891 This is why you're a cunt tripfag. First you post and put the name of your country first; clearly OP's one line of instructions were two complex for you. Then you try (and fail) to derail the thread by trying (and failing) to correct your fellow Canuck. You're my second least favourite Canadian female tripfag.

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