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2012-10-19 02:52 4140215 Anonymous (1349941416098.jpg 2225x3000 460kB)
Virgins report in.
21 years old
Virgin. Have kissed a girl.
UK
1 min later 4140232 Anonymous
28 years old
Virgin
Kissed 4 girls in my life
Make out with 3 of them
Several female friends
Mexico
6 min later 4140265 Anonymous
18 years old
Virgin
Kissless
Brazil
10 min later 4140303 Anonymous
18 years old
Virgin. kissed a girl once.
Mexico
15 min later 4140346 Anonymous
19 years old
kissless
Brazil
17 min later 4140363 Anonymous
>tfw you want to post in these threads but you remember that you lost your virginity by some miracle
18 min later 4140375 Anonymous
20 years old
Kissless virgin. Have felt tits and grinded hard on several girls.
Massachusetts
20 min later 4140399 Anonymous
20 years old.
No contact with the opposite sex.
USA.
21 min later 4140400 Anonymous
22 years
kissless, handholdless
Canada
21 min later 4140401 Anonymous
22
Virgin. Have kissed hundreds of girls, had blowjobs, felt plenty of titties, but never quite managed to seal the deal. Plenty of retarded stories about *almost* getting it in though.
UK
Sucks to be me!
25 min later 4140447 Anonymous (1347770181253.jpg 632x560 52kB)
18 years old.
Virgin.
Kissless.
USA! USA! USA!
Can we talk about something in this thread please? If not, this might as well be another survey thread. I'll start.
>At my locker to put my stuff up one day
>Hear two people talking to each other, one is on Facebook
>Girl on Facebook is talking about this girl who finally went out on her first date and she's in her 20's
>Girl keeps talking, ends up saying this
>It's almost impossible to never have gone on a date
>Saying no would be the only way
>never been on a date, wasn't on purpose
>mfw
>freaking out a bit after hearing this, my face is very obvious, so I'm trying to not look their way
>quickly leave after that
27 min later 4140470 Anonymous
26
virgin
handholdless
kissless
have hugged non-family members of the opposite sex before.
USA
29 min later 4140498 Anonymous
22
not kissless
Canada
i'm trying to give up and become indifferent. Anyone have tips on how to do this? Besides focusing on goals and ambitions because there's not a whole lot of that going on.
32 min later 4140535 Anonymous
>>4140498
I don't think anyone can tell you how to do that.
You'll be indifferent when you feel indifferent. It should come, in time.
48 min later 4140694 Anonymous
26 y/o
virgin. not kissless (2012, old coworker)
Canada
Trying to put myself out there more...
How many of you actively seek to create a social relationship with the opposite sex?
50 min later 4140710 Anonymous
18
Kissless, handholdless virgin
US of A
57 min later 4140773 Anonymous (shwety.png 401x486 86kB)
19
Virgin, had first kiss(es) four days ago
USA
Meeting up with girl I kissed in the very near future, this post may be outmoded before this thread 404s
59 min later 4140787 Anonymous
>>4140773
Good luck. Don't forget the condoms.
59 min later 4140788 Anonymous
18
KHHV
One female acquaintance outside my family.
UK
1 hours later 4140954 Anonymous
24
kissless
USA
1 hours later 4140990 Anonymous
19 f USA
Handhold less kissless virgin
I'm real
I'm not fat
I'm not ugly
I'm just introverted and studious
1 hours later 4140999 Anonymous
>>4140990
If you are in Southern California I will take you on a date
Im 22, virgin, I have kissed girls before though.
1 hours later 4141006 Anonymous
18 year old
Virgin
Kissed a girl for the first time last Saturday. Fingered her and had some boobs as well.
>I was drunk as hell and I felt ashamed of myself since I didnt like her or had anything common with her.
1 hours later 4141012 Anonymous
18 Years old
Virgin
Never had a gf
No female friends
Canada
1 hours later 4141031 Anonymous
19. Kissless. Depressed.
Michigan.
1 hours later 4141038 Anonymous
25 year old virgin
farthest ive gotten is making out and fingering a girl
nyc
sip
1 hours later 4141062 Anonymous
22 y/o
Kissless
Hugless
Handholdless
UK
i actively avoid any social situation and people in general
1 hours later 4141067 Anonymous
32 yo wizard
get on my level, scrubs
1 hours later 4141068 Anonymous
>>4140787
I actually have access to a real smorgas(m)bord of condoms: extra lube, extra strength, ribbed/studded, extra sensation
Which would be best for a first time?
(yes I am overthinking this, but might as well have a game plan)
1 hours later 4141082 Anonymous
>>4140447
Was she ugly? I mean, women have it pretty bad if they are ugly
1 hours later 4141084 Anonymous
>>4141067
you probably masturbate
you cant be a wizard if you orgasm and use your sexual energy
1 hours later 4141092 Anonymous
23 y/o
Virgin
Never even held a girls hand.
USA
I'm not ugly, maybe average, probably would look better if I shaved my beard. I'm not obese either. I used to be pretty chunky, but lost a lot of weight recently. The only thing I need to do is start working out.
However, I'm a shut-in, introverted, quiet, shy, all that. But I'm gonna change. I'm changing right now. I'm so lonely I can't stand it, and I refuse to live the rest of my life like this.
God I am lonely though...
1 hours later 4141095 Anonymous
18 kissed a girl once but didnt really enjoy it or like her tht much to begin with mostly just so i could say i had.
U.S.
1 hours later 4141096 Anonymous
>>4141084
naw dawg i dont 'bate havent in years
dont have wet dreams or nothing
im dry as a stone and twice as wise
1 hours later 4141109 Anonymous
18yo male reporting in
kissed a girl and fondled her breasts
still remain a virgin
dem feels knowing had her sister not been in the house I would have lost my V plates
1 hours later 4141111 Anonymous
>>4140447
I know that feel bro once walked by two black kids standing by a locker and the short one pulls out a gallon of orange juice and chugs half that shit in one go. The tall one just kept goin though
1 hours later 4141113 Anonymous
19y old.
Virgin.
Have kissed a boy on few occasions while drunk.
Ireland.
1 hours later 4141130 Anonymous
21
virgin
have hooked up with 3 girls, no BJS never even had my dick touched.
USA
it just fells to awkward now if i ever have sex ill bust in like 5 seconds and be embarrassed as fuck, thats why im a drug addict i think, to fill the void in my heart something that would always love(except when im in withdrawls) me and make me fell happy since iv never had a girlfriend. always admire girls from afar and never do anything about it, even have dreams of a girl iv known since gradeschool but went to a diff college, had a crush on her my whole life but never had the balls to do anything about it. sorry if im rambling just fell the need to say it
1 hours later 4141136 Anonymous
>>4141067
Has mastering the dark arts benefited you mage?
1 hours later 4141144 Anonymous
>women on /r9k/ rant about how they have 'feels' too
>up to 20% of /r9k/ population
>not a single female response so far
1 hours later 4141148 Anonymous
19 years old
Virgin
Got kiss and hug from a girl at high school graduation. We weren't friends, she did it to tease me. She was still hot as fuck though. I didn't enjoy it.
USA
1 hours later 4141151 Anonymous
22
virgin
kissless
(friend) hugged
US
>go to party
>really cute girl I've known for forever showing signs that she likes me
>friend says she likes me
>nearing the end of the night she asks "what type of girl I like"
>give her a crappy "nice girls" answer
>asks me to drive her home
> my friend/her cousin butts in and says he'll drive her home instead
>I drive home alone
So close. I'm hoping I get another chance this Saturday.
1 hours later 4141158 Anonymous
>>4140215
20 year old non virgin and all you guys are faggots
1 hours later 4141174 Anonymous
> 20
> No kiss
> Canada
1 hours later 4141175 Anonymous
24
virgin
I've kissed 4 girls and one sucked me off. I could've had sex with all 4 if I wasn't an idiot beta.
UK
1 hours later 4141242 Anonymous
>>4141068
Definitely over thinking it. And don't ask me only lube I use is when I fap. Just bring everything for the lulz.
1 hours later 4141244 Anonymous
>>4141144
You can't read:
>>4141113
>>4140990
1 hours later 4141295 Anonymous
24 y-o virgin.
Have been on dates, kissed, even had a bf, but he was too shy to do anything with me.
I get propositioned every so often but I want a real connection with someone before I sleep with them.
1 hours later 4141313 Anonymous
18
Virgin
Kissed 4 girls
Made out with 3
Gotten 1 handy
USA
I've been told I'm cute, so IDK if this bodes well for the future.
1 hours later 4141317 Anonymous
At what age does it become "impressive" (for lack of a better word) to still have not gotten laid? 19 here, USA - on a scale of 1-10 how socially inept am I?
1 hours later 4141350 Anonymous
>>4141317
I'm 19 as well and while I'm feeling dismayed at not losing my virginity yet, I don't think it's "impressive" ("sad" might be a better word) until you're in your mid twenties or so
1 hours later 4141421 Anonymous
>>4141144
Learn to read:
damn mutting blox
>>4141113
>>4140990
1 hours later 4141428 Foogy (That Feel.png 502x547 43kB)
16 years old
Lost virginity in Ninth Grade
Involved with many girls
California
>tfw sex not so great
>tfw definitely not as good as expect
>tfw I miss that one girl I actually cared about
>tfw want another chance at sharing that moment with a different girl
>tfw wishing I was in all you virgin /b/ros posistion
>tfw want you all to know its fine to be virgin as long as you wait for the right girl
1 hours later 4141451 Anonymous
21
kissless
dateless (aside from prom)
asked a girl out for the first time today. she was nice about it but she said she doesn't want to date until she's done with freshman year. I played it cool and kept talking to her for a little bit, Im actually pretty good at talking to people when Im feeling confident.
Its bittersweet. I'm sad she said no, but really happy that I'm finally trying to date. its a start.
1 hours later 4141489 Anonymous
>>4141317
I think that once you are like 50. The 40 yo virgin ruined that age to be "impressive".
I hope I could grow a beard once I hit that age, and learn a lot of "old quotes" so, I'll really look like a wizard and even wise. Maybe I'll tell fables to the kids of my friends.
It's going to be fun
2 hours later 4141500 Anonymous
>>4140215
>Have kissed a girl.
shun the non believer
2 hours later 4141515 Anonymous
19
Kissed a girl
MI, USA
2 hours later 4141605 Anonymous
22
Male
fingered a girl, recieved head and made out a couple times. Basically have no self esteem, havent had a gf in 3 years.
Indiana
2 hours later 4141676 Foogy (He did it!.png 500x209 305kB)
>>4141451
That's the spirit! Good job /b/ro!
2 hours later 4141703 Anonymous
24
Kissless virgin
California, USA
2 hours later 4141705 Anonymous
20, virgin.
Never kissed.
US of A.
2 hours later 4141716 Anonymous
18 years old
Handholdess virgin
America
2 hours later 4141727 Anonymous
23 yrs old
virgin
been in a total of 8 months of relationships in my life
made out with at least 10 chicks don't feel like counting
dated 4 (3 months, 2 weeks, 4 months, 2 weeks)
received blow jobs and such from the two i was with for months
have had 6-7 attempts to have sex in one night stand type situations and have never been able to stay hard
I haven't asked a girl out in years until today when I did and she's going to call me about it tomorrow :/
2 hours later 4141769 Anonymous
>>4141082
I remember the girl saying that she wasn't ugly. She described her as a "brainiac," so take what you will from that.
2 hours later 4141804 Anonymous
19
Male
Kissless
Hugless
handholdless
Mexico
have waifu
2 hours later 4141908 Anonymous
20 years old
Virgin. Kissed 2 girls in my lifetime, made out with one.
girlfriend-less
Could be worse, I s'pose. :l
2 hours later 4141933 Anonymous
22
virgin
never kissed
never hugged
never held hands
2 hours later 4141968 Anonymous (1350314838625.jpg 1024x765 153kB)
20 in 4 weeks
from the uk
kissless virgin, done nothing sexual with a girl. had some friendly hugs from nice looking girls which I never forgot.
im 6'5 strongfat, I think I intimidate girls who dont know me and if a girl does get to know me im just that really funny big guy who most people like but no one would ever find attractive because im too fat. I dont think im ugly and I find it hard to lower my standards in girls, not like that would help me anyway.
I have confidence but I cant see myself as someone a girl would want to be with.
my 20th is coming up and thinking about getting a hooker, found a nice one online but im poor and my family will notice that much money missing from what little money I do have.
also been going to the gym alot trying to get fit but Im doing strength stuff and not really losing weight just looking bigger/stronger.
the gym is keeping me sane at the moment but feel another bout of soul crushing depression and loneliness on its way soon.
2 hours later 4142049 Anonymous
>>4141968
why do I always kill a thread?
2 hours later 4142055 Anonymous
22
kisses and fingering so far
USA
can I still be a wizard when I hit 30?
2 hours later 4142064 Anonymous
>>4142049
Because you touch yourself at night
CAPTCHA: Bay Slutsi
2 hours later 4142074 Anonymous
>>4142064
I sure do
2 hours later 4142077 Anonymous
29, never kissed, held hands, dated a girl. I beat everybody except the wizard.
>>4142049
Don't worry, I often kill threads too.
2 hours later 4142094 Anonymous
>>4142064
Get out fucking peruvian
2 hours later 4142097 Anonymous
22.
Virgin. Kissed, kissed on lips, french kissed, made out, groped tits, sucked tits, fucked tits, came on tits, received blowjobs, fucked thighs, rubbed dick on clit, fingered pussy, spooning outercourse, cowgirl outercourse, missionary outercourse, doggystyle outercourse, turned down anal.
USA.
3 hours later 4142146 Anonymous (1347833514423.gif 273x198 149kB)
25 years old, will be 26 in december
virgin. havent made out or kissed a girl on the lips and never been in a relationship. have held hands, cuddled, hugged, kissed a girl on the cheek/she kissed me on the cheek, got flashed by a butterface with nice tits and mooned by a cute hispanic girl
southern california, los angeles area
im tall and i dont think my looks are a problem as lots of desirable girls have approached me, flirted with me, showed obvious interest (most of the time i tried but they changed their minds before anything happened, there were times when i was younger and pussied out by not trying, but they probably would have changed their minds too) and my whole life ive received compliments about my looks from non-relatives and girls my age. i guess getting diagnosed with ass burgers when i was very young is where it all went wrong
i think i might give up though and push away girls who show interest, because the only reason theyre interested is because they dont know that im a neet who was diagnosed with ass burgers
3 hours later 4142191 Anonymous
18
M
Kissed, made out and might lose it soon. Should I?
3 hours later 4142220 Anonymous
>>4142191
Does she care about you? If so, yes.
Because there's nothing more fucking terrible than having your first time in an emotionless one-night stand where she loses interest afterward.
3 hours later 4142253 Anonymous
>>4142220
She does but I don't really love her. She's hot, but I don't want to be with her in a serious relationship. Would that make me an ass?
Also, my birthday is this saturday. Is that a good excuse?
3 hours later 4142265 Anonymous
21
Kiss less virgin
Florida
I've never felt the "need" for a girlfriend and I actually enjoy being single
I'm also out of fucks to give
3 hours later 4142282 Anonymous
>>4142146
Are you British by any chance.
3 hours later 4142301 Anonymous
>>4142282
nope. why do you ask?
3 hours later 4142316 Anonymous
>>4142301
Ah. No reason. Met someone today who reminded me a lot of that post. Was going to get really excited if it was who I thought it was.
3 hours later 4142320 Anonymous
21yo
male of course
brazil
Male cousin 2 years older rubbed his dick in my ass, and came, when i was 12. French kissed a girl when i was 13. Never have done anything else since.
3 hours later 4142330 Anonymous
>>4142253
It's up to you then.
If she seriously likes you in that way, I'd personally refrain from doing so - you'll benefit from not having her clinging on to you, and she'll benefit from not getting hurt.
3 hours later 4142372 Anonymous
>>4142055
That's a good question. I say that if there is no genial penetration, this include oral, doesn't count as sex.
But other say that it's vaginal sex and only that what counts.
4 hours later 4143070 Anonymous
21
virgin
kissed 2 girls
had 1 gf for a bit
sucked on dem sweet tities
5 hours later 4143523 Anonymous
25 years old
kissless virgin
have hugged other non family members
northern california area
I make alot of money, boxing, bringing up my powerlifing total, volunteer for habitat for humanity, blah blah blah it doesn't really matter. Its been 25 years of no woman ever noticing me, I'm pretty sure it's safe to say i can go another 25 years w/o anything happening as well. I think i'm just going to head to the bunny ranch in reno and just get it over with.
I think I can get over dying alone and unloved, but dying a virgin seems like a much sadder fate.
5 hours later 4143526 Anonymous
>>4140215
Oh hey it's that chick from that canadian vampire show.
She's hot.
6 hours later 4143560 Anonymous
25
virgin hugged a girl
USA
6 hours later 4143572 Anonymous
18 years old
Virgin. Have NOT kissed a girl
southwest US
...SIR!
6 hours later 4143577 Anonymous
31
I have never had physical contact with another person within memory other than three handshakes. One when I accepted my highschool diploma, the second when I interviewed for my job thirteen years ago and and the last when met my new boss in 2008.
6 hours later 4143587 Anonymous
19
Virgin, hugless, kissless, hand-holdless, dateless
USA
6 hours later 4143591 Anonymous
>>4143577
This can't be real, how does that even happen?
6 hours later 4143598 Anonymous
>>4143577
4. When you were born.
6 hours later 4143616 Anonymous
24
Kissless
Oldest female virgin in Brazil
6 hours later 4143634 Anonymous
>>4143591
It's hard to say. From my perspective it is normal it's everyone else that is strange.
6 hours later 4143685 Anonymous
The only men that are still virgins past 30 are literal retards. That is all.
>>4143616
You must be ugly as FUCK.
6 hours later 4143719 Anonymous
I R THE VIRGENEST
6 hours later 4143757 Anonymous
>>4143685
Fucked up personality actually.
6 hours later 4143763 Anonymous (a challenger appears.gif 500x315 108kB)
29 y/o
kissless, hugless, handholdless etc
virgin
Hungary
6 hours later 4143766 Anonymous
18
Kissless
Been considering getting an escort
6 hours later 4143772 Anonymous
26 years old
Virgin. Never even had a real conversation with a woman other than my mom
USA
6 hours later 4143778 Anonymous
19
Kissless
Never even held hand.
6 hours later 4143794 Anonymous
18 y.o. in one month
Handheldless
Kissless
Virgin
Spain
6 hours later 4143796 Anonymous
I don't know why 'handholdless' is regarded as being worse than kissless.
I mean, if you're holding hands with a girl, you're probably going to kiss her. If you kiss her, you're probably going to hold hands with her.
Either you've had romantic contact or you haven't.
6 hours later 4143799 Anonymous
M, 20, kissless, US
Only friendly hugs. Handholdless.
One date.
6 hours later 4143836 Anonymous
21 years old
>never had a gf
>has hugged girls
>gone one date, it was blind and the girl was 0/10 would not bang
>"kissed a girl" - blew smoke in her mouth for a dare and snuck in some kissing. She enjoyed it, said i "knew what I was doing"
>no hand jobs
>no blow jobs
>98% male friends
6 hours later 4143853 Anonymous
23 years old
Have made out with multiple girls
Got a handjob and blowjob in a party bathroom
Still a virgin BUT I'M ALMOST THERE GODDAMN IT
6 hours later 4143889 Anonymous
20.
Kissless, Handholdless, Hugless, Dateless, GFless
New Zealand.
7 hours later 4143970 Anonymous
>>4143889
19
Everythingless
I've been friend-zoned by 3 separate women in the last 3 months.
That's as successful as I've ever gotten.
Australia mate.
7 hours later 4143980 Anonymous (296803_144094019065587_49224537_n.jpg 514x771 33kB)
>>4143970
COME HERE AUSBRO ;_;
7 hours later 4143997 Anonymous
20.
Gave up a while ago, would be nice to lose it but i don't care as much as i used to.
Have never kissed a girl.
Sweden
7 hours later 4144012 Anonymous
22
female
done everything but penis in vagina :( i'm not even saving it, i'm just terrified because the first time i tried to have sex he went soft and it must mean i'm not attractive, i'm not even going to try because that was embarrassing.
7 hours later 4144028 Anonymous
>>4144012
>DONE EVERYTHING EXCEPT ACTUAL INTERCOURSE
>WAAAAH I'M SO RONERY.
GET OUT YOU NORMALFAG.
7 hours later 4144038 Anonymous
22
Semi-virgin, had blowjob once, kissed 5 or 6 girls.
Belgium
7 hours later 4144064 Anonymous
>>4144028
EXCUSE ME BITCH
OP SAID "VIRGINS"""" REPORT IN MORON
I DIDN'T EVEN SAY I WAS LONELY
FUCK
7 hours later 4144073 Anonymous
>>4144064
YOU'RE ON R9K OF COURSE YOU'RE LONELY YOU FUCKING WHORE.
M-marry me JLH? ;_;
7 hours later 4144135 Anonymous
18, almost 19 years old
Virgin. Have kissed two girls and one boy.
Mexico
7 hours later 4144141 Anonymous
>>4144135
>And one boy
wat
7 hours later 4144156 Anonymous
>>4144141
I mean male, it was exactly last year, I was 17 he 16, I didn't like it, though.
7 hours later 4144179 Anonymous
33 years old.
Virgin.
Kissless as they come.
US.
7 hours later 4144226 Anonymous
20
Virgin.
Never Masturbated.
Male.
Not religious.
Canada
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