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2012-10-17 06:57 4120197 Anonymous Humiliated because of internet culture (alpha douche.png 500x750 276kB)
>Been flirting with a girl at school for months >She's cute, innocent seeming >She flirts back, things GRADUALLY become more serious >Everyone in class knows I liked her >Head jock who pushes me around at school turns up one day >They kiss in front of the whole class, deliberately, like they were 'announcing' it >Whole class looks at me >One friend makes a comment >Head jock says in front of whole class "I got her because I'm an Alpha male and (anon) is a Beta male whole took too long" >Girl laughs at this, whole class laugh at me, even though they seemed to be rooting for me to get her before this Why the fuck have you done this to me, r9k? If he had taken her that would be enough, but to hear him actually use "Alpha" and "Beta". I'm too fucking humiliated to go back to school. Lost all hope for love, like can't see any good inf women... trapped fapping to cuckold porn. Everything would be ok if it wasn't for r9k promoting this animal shit.

2 min later 4120223 Anonymous
clearly op is not making stuff up, it is altogether possible for someone to be as stupid as he is

2 min later 4120224 Anonymous
You know what you must do... Cho's high score must be beaten. start with him.

3 min later 4120230 Anonymous
You should reclaim your manhood. Get yourself an AK and waste em all.

3 min later 4120232 Anonymous
I don't think it has anything to do with internet culture and more with that guy being a complete asshole who happened to be familiar with the likely mainstreamized out alpha/beta bullshit. Also, that girl was just another little attention whore cunt, so you got double assholed. Sorry about your situation though. Graduate high school before taking life too seriously .

3 min later 4120238 Anonymous
>>4120197 I guess this is growing up

4 min later 4120246 Anonymous
NO. Get angry.. Take what is yours. Take. CONTROL.

4 min later 4120249 Anonymous
I'm actually uncertain about this...do you high school anons actually say shit like "alpha" and "beta" IRL these days?

5 min later 4120256 Anonymous
>>4120249 op here. it's not that common at school, but he used it. Even mainstream news sources seem to use it these days.

6 min later 4120268 Anonymous
>>4120249 I wouldn't be surprised given the average 4chan user is likely underaged.

7 min later 4120269 Anonymous
O god my worst feeling have come true! How is someone to defend against this? Fighting back means that you understand what those words mean and will only make you seem more of a beta. My suggestion would be to

7 min later 4120277 Anonymous
>>4120224 Fuck that, if he's gonna go for a high score, he'd better aim high. Go for Breivik's high score or go home.

8 min later 4120282 Anonymous
Uni anon here. I use those terms all the time. I explain them when people ask, because the concept is so easy to explain and understand. I always reference wolves and the alpha wolf. I normally only use this in my close circle though.

8 min later 4120284 Anonymous (Colby+Rice+Marines+Protect+Vital+Kajaki+Dam+4YFFbtmvpxKl.jpg 594x382 84kB)
>>4120197 >Join the Marines/Army >Leave school, home town, every cunt >start a new life as a new broken, loner, killer type. >If girl likes you she will be sad that you are leaving and will; feel sad she made you do this >Survive your 4 years. >Come back with scars, tattoos and big muscles >bash jock. He will mos likely be some dead beat alco by then. Jocks never end up becoming famous football players or anything

8 min later 4120288 Anonymous
Just let it go. She was a whore after all.

9 min later 4120299 Anonymous
>>4120282 Stop using those terms. Your doing more harm then good and promoting teen violence once your friends start spreading that term around.

10 min later 4120305 Anonymous
>>4120284 OR >Join French Foreign Legion >Survive 5 years >Get sweet security job on the UAE paying 150 grand a year, live like Lawrence of arabia >write book about your experience >romantic as fuck >live off profits >girl will read it and realise you were the man of her dreams etc etc

10 min later 4120306 Anonymous
that story makes me sick. why are people so terrible to each other? why do they revel in tormenting others?

10 min later 4120308 Anonymous (99a3b09a.jpg 1280x720 108kB)
>3DPD Not even once. OP let retards breed among themselves.

10 min later 4120311 Anonymous
>>4120197 Wow that's so cartoony on a cliche level. Your only option is to be cliche back. Get a gun and waste him. Show him who the real alpha man is.

12 min later 4120326 Anonymous
>>4120288 It's not so much the loss of her, but the fact that she really just humiliated me with him for nothing, hadn't hurt her in any way and being publically labelled beta and him the alpha, when he's a jock and i'm not exactly that big, it makes me feel weak and pathetic - and because i know it's true. he's cocky and confidence and shit, i was 'sweet'.

12 min later 4120329 Anonymous
looks like you dodged a bullet, to me. >implying this is a true story >implying we give a fuck

12 min later 4120330 Anonymous
>>4120305 French Foreign legion is hard as fuck to get into. They only accept only so many people at a time and the force itself is ~7,500 if im correct OP is better off getting in army or marines

12 min later 4120335 Anonymous
The worst part isn't that is a painfully stupid story that obviously didn't happen, but that this board is full of retards who don't apparently can't tell that.

13 min later 4120336 Anonymous
>boxing yourselves into black and white terms like "alpha" and "beta" Enjoy never discovering the beauty of unique and individual experience.

13 min later 4120337 Anonymous
>>4120269 to what?! please respond

13 min later 4120339 Anonymous
you should let them fuck infront of you since thats what you want

13 min later 4120342 Anonymous
"OP you should fight that guy and get your girl back" >tfw someone posted in the wrong thread and deleted their post

14 min later 4120345 Anonymous
>>4120335 op here. that was my first thought when this happened "omfg this is like a greentext story" - but its simple - he knows the terms and used them in the appropriate way to humiliate me, and this makes it a lot more cutting

14 min later 4120354 Anonymous
>>4120335 >>4120249 here. Oh, I know it's a fake story. I just feel like I've seen a few other references to people using the terms IRL and can't always tell what's me being trolled vs. me being out of touch.

15 min later 4120357 Anonymous
>>4120306 because it increases their chances of getting laid

15 min later 4120358 Anonymous
>>4120342 Yeah, that was me. I think I've had too much to drink. Posting in the wrong thread. I do think he should fight that guy though I stand by it.

16 min later 4120379 Anonymous
>>4120335 Yeah and half of the people are telling him to go on rampage. We don't give a shit if it's true or not.

17 min later 4120385 Anonymous
>>4120326 >when he's a jock and i'm not exactly that big What kind of size difference we talking here? I'm on the small side myself and I never lost a grade school fight. Don't let yourself get pushed around by people solely because of size.

17 min later 4120392 Anonymous
OP you need to take this very seriously and train for months to become the best, then one day challenge him to a school yard fight, lose just ever so close and go back to being a plain normal kid and settle for a 5/10. Or just realise you're stupid as fuck for taking high school seriously, join the military, and never look back on your hometown or come back and shoot up as many kids as you can. It's your life OP, or one week new story, have fun with it.

20 min later 4120421 Anonymous
>Pick a fight with him >Kick him in the nuts >Bloody his face up* >Continue this until people force you off him* >Be a hero People don't remember how you fought they just remember who the winner is.

21 min later 4120433 Anonymous
>>4120326 This is, inevitably, the only plan succubi have in store for you. If you cave to your mortal temptations your wand will be drained of all power. You must shape a dungeon from the earth beneath your dwelling and call upon a master proficient in the arcane to divide it from this realm. Follow more studious pursuits before your power is completely lost.

21 min later 4120437 Anonymous
>>4120392 >join the military >not go to college Also, OP, you totally had a chance to make a cliche "have fun with the small-dicked jock" joke or SOMETHING to defend yourself. >implying this happened >implying we give a fuck

22 min later 4120446 Anonymous
>>4120385 I'm about 132lbs, he is maybe 180lbs ... the guy is an athlete

23 min later 4120455 Anonymous
>>4120437 >have fun with the small-dicked jock He'd say "Not surprised you to try to stare at my dick in the bathroom your beta piece of shit." Class and teacher burst into laughter.

24 min later 4120461 Anonymous
kill him. If he wants to play on primal urges then the real alpha male would just bonk shit with his stick. Get a stick.

24 min later 4120463 Anonymous
>>4120437 That is pretty much the first option

24 min later 4120465 Anonymous
2 Words; High Score. GO FOR IT DUDE

26 min later 4120479 Anonymous
>>4120465 Also make sure to use explosives, they're far more effective for widespread harm and scare people a lot more. Just make sure to only go for the people who wronged you. You get a quadruple score multiplier if you don't get caught, too

26 min later 4120483 Anonymous
For best results >challenge him to fight in front of your peers >brutally beat him down >then make out with his girlfriend after the fight again in front of your peers >invite her over afterwards >fuck her and get a bj whilst taking pics >dump her the next day and spread those bj pics like wildfire. Do this, and you'll be legend.

26 min later 4120485 Anonymous
>>4120461 >stick >using tools take a look at this beta monkey, what a fag.

27 min later 4120495 Anonymous
>>4120335 ah yes cuz you were there and can verify that it's made up... people on this bored are so fucking lame sometimes. hurr durr i dont wanna beleive it so it's obviously made up and im so fucking speshullll so im right. eat a bowl of fuck

28 min later 4120505 Anonymous
Jesus, even imagining that hit me right in the feels. But unless you say something to the effect of "Go out with me" or "Be my girlfriend", nothing is 'serious' or 'official'. Pussy.

29 min later 4120512 Anonymous
>>4120483 he's more popular so people will side with him. remember that guy who killed his bully?

32 min later 4120548 Anonymous
>>4120512 The masses love a show. I wasn't the most popular guy and I got a lot more positive attention than the guy I humiliated. People also love the underdog so unless OP is hated by the entire school already, that shouldn't happen.

33 min later 4120553 Anonymous
I highly doubt he actually said those words or this actually happened. If anything this shows how fucking worthless that cunt was if she decided to base her decision base on how many muscles this dickwad has or how "Alpha" he is.

33 min later 4120557 Anonymous
>>4120505 op here. i'm not so much heartbroken that she didn't like me - i feel dead inside because she preferred douche mcdouchester to me to the point she and he would publically humiliate me and rob me of my manhood. btw not everyone laughed in class, but it sure seemed like most of them, and the girls especially found it hilarious. this is what is killing me, that this alpha-beta shit has turned us all into animals. it's all about dominating and humiliating me. my life is over as far as highschool and love are concerned

33 min later 4120565 Anonymous
>>4120512 Well if OP goes to a school where people act like a stereotypical jocks straight out of a comic book. Then who knows, I doubt they would.

35 min later 4120576 Anonymous
Said it before and I'll say it again: Alpha/Beta is a bullshit ideology oriented towards making you a socially atomized consumer without any sort genuine relationships with people. It's all the more insidious because nobody sat down and designed it that way, it's instead a natural reflection of modern culture and the split between the spheres of culture and daily life. Think about this: The "alpha" is portrayed as the *ultimate consumer* - he wears the right clothes, drives the right car, engages fully with the popular culture (and doesn't have "non-mainstream" interests) and above all is a consumer of women rather than a participant in two-way relationships. And anyone who doesn't meet his standard is supposedly excluded from sexual competition. In other words, the "alpha/beta" concepts and associated ideas are a very seductive lens through which the world can be viewed, which harnesses your sex drive to train you to be a nice little capitalist drone who strives to buy and do all the right things so you can be an "alpha," without ever receiving satisfaction.

35 min later 4120580 Anonymous
>>4120485 Funny how the ones who didn't use tools died out.

35 min later 4120586 Anonymous
>>4120557 Kick the shit out of him. Christ. I would have crushed him for that. I'm actually angry that you just did nothing. Tell me this is a troll.

36 min later 4120590 Anonymous (1348395798633.gif 750x230 28kB)
Grab his head, shove your thumbs into his eyes, and don't give a fuck.

36 min later 4120591 Anonymous
>>4120557 >implying you had any manhood Just join the military and gain your pride. Yes you may turn into an angry, abusive, depressed alco but thats romantic these days. They have pills for PTSD so yeah fuck it.

37 min later 4120604 Anonymous (lel.jpg 640x960 55kB)
>People who refer to themselves as alpha and beta IRL Ho boy, did we have a few of these guys in my class Got a few of these

37 min later 4120607 Anonymous
>>4120576 It's the perfect way to exploit male insecurity, really.

38 min later 4120618 Anonymous
>>4120512 Are you talking about Dylan Nuno?

38 min later 4120620 Anonymous
>>4120557 >life >highschool >love >in same sentence I know this is a trol but holy shit, I'm angry just from reading this

38 min later 4120621 Anonymous
Just transfer to online school, if you hate your high school so much. In online school, you would never have to deal with another asshole student ever again, and you get to have a lot of free time.

39 min later 4120628 Anonymous
time to teach all those kids a lesson. Make sure they know how you hurt them, and then hurt them even worse.

40 min later 4120636 Anonymous
>tfw you're too old to beat cho's high score

46 min later 4120696 Anonymous
>high school >weird loner kid >very few friends >girls used to laugh at me, popular kids as well >left school, went to uni, started working out >stopped being a skinny twig and started looking really good, reached 183cm (6'1 for americans) at age 19 >got scouted for a modelling agency one day on campus >photos of me amongst friends spreads on fb once old high school people find out I'm a model >get good comments from the girls who bullied me on fb ("hey we should hang sometime" etc." >same girls trying to add me on skype (friends gave it to them) >never respond >out at restaurant in town and see one of the girls who used to bully me as a waitress >we talk a bit but I'm despondent, she gives me her number on a piece of paper >after we eat, she comes to collect our plates, I scrunch the paper, put it on the plate and hand it to her >leave with friends after paying sorry for long greentext.

49 min later 4120718 Anonymous
>Head jock says in front of whole class "I got her because I'm an Alpha male and (anon) is a Beta male whole took too long" 8/10 gave me a good big lol.

49 min later 4120723 Anonymous
>>4120696 I couldn't help but smile

50 min later 4120725 Anonymous
>>4120696 You're doing gods work.

50 min later 4120729 Anonymous
>>4120696 you must be one of these guys who lie on the internet

52 min later 4120741 KahnSec
>>4120696 You're an inspiration to us all. >>4120729 Doesn't matter, it's what we need to hear.

53 min later 4120750 Anonymous
>>4120729 I wouldn't lie. Those people made my highschool life absolute hell, and when I do see them (rarely), I act like an utter ass to them, it's a grudge I've just kept inside all the time. It wasn't just 'kids being kids', because shit continued right up to graduation; outside of that, I'm still a huge beta and overtly nice guy.

53 min later 4120752 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEgSFmdpDTo Why don't more people react like Scotty? I thought it was pretty alpha of him, he just looked a tiny bit irritated. I guess it's flattering to have a song about you.

55 min later 4120767 Anonymous
>>4120557 OP, you do realize that we all get that it's a joke right? Just checking.

56 min later 4120779 Anonymous
>>4120197 >hates all women because a man humiliated him >man logic

59 min later 4120804 Anonymous
>>4120779 Did you even fucking read the thread? bloxclox

1 hours later 4120811 Anonymous
>>4120750 >considers himself huge beta >won't take free pussy You're still not above those in highschool. And seriously, why do you care? Don't hold a grudge on faceless people who've probably forgotten about you already.

1 hours later 4120812 Anonymous
>>4120767 Not everyone gets that it's a joke. As it's spread to the popular culture, a lot of people take it very seriously Especially idiot jock types

1 hours later 4120815 Anonymous
>>4120197 Buy a rifle and a lot of ammunition (get the ammunition at different stores to decrease suspicion), show up to school with it, kill as many of them as you can.

1 hours later 4120835 Anonymous
>>4120811 I've already got a gf so I don't need their pussy. And it's not like I'm waking up everyday ready to hate them, but for them to pull a 180 because I stopped being so awkward looking frankly just disgusts me, so I'll treat them accordingly.

1 hours later 4120887 Anonymous
>>4120197 You are a beta. If I were in your case, I would actually say to him, 'I don't know about alpha or beta but I can kick your ass'. That would make the situation a bit more awkward, but don't let someone insult you in public and laugh it off. Should've fucked up that faggot.

1 hours later 4120906 Anonymous
>>4120835 You never knew that high school was about looks from day 1? Nevertheless good read.

1 hours later 4120925 Anonymous
>>4120284 That never happens though. >some nerdy guy joins the marines >everyone makes fun of him in basic, especially the drill instructors >he cries a lot >begs to quit >isn't allowed >ends up working as a pencil pusher in an office with no a/c sucks to be him. He's stuck there for 4 years. That's what happens when people try to join because they're losers and think it will 'change their life.' It's a load of bull. Recruiters push it so hard, and even the anti-military guys do (you will become a killing machine and hurt innocent people without feeling anything, etc.) when all you do is sit around in a desert. Also, you won't get huge muscles unless you lift a lot of weights. 90% of training is endurance crap. Prepare to run and march a lot. >>4120305 FFL has even MORE running and marching, also they get millions of applicants looking for the same 'romantic' experience and have an acceptance rate of like 10% or something. Not very high at all. On the other hand, french chicks dig it. The whole "exotic warrior" thing I guess.

1 hours later 4120948 Anonymous
>>4120696 Anon.. Good job son! I applaud you, a better way at getting back to them would also be to shoot them... just saying

1 hours later 4120965 Anonymous
>>4120811 >won't take free pussy >take free pussy Listen to yourself. You're pathetic. >>4120835 You are right in doing so man. Fuck those bitches, go for a nice quite girl who doesn't slut herself out to you, just because you're attractive.

1 hours later 4120969 Anonymous
>>4120925 >marines There's your problem. Join a professional branch like the Navy or Air Force. Marines are where the borderline retarded stacks of muscle go.

1 hours later 4120990 Anonymous
>bring knife to school >stab him in the neck >ask him who's alpha now Those who win are those willing to do whatever it takes to succeed. Whoever commits the most wins.

1 hours later 4121006 Anonymous
>>4120969 Most Marines are just people looking for a paycheck, but there are a few brutes to be sure. Navy is gay. REALLY gay. and you spend most of your time cramped in a small bed 2 inches away from some dude's ballsack, then wake up and mop and check the boat to make sure nothing's exploding. Air Force is cool beans, but they get the shit made fun of them. Army is where most of the real blockheads to go, I've noticed. I guess it's all the advertising they do or something, not sure. Good if you want to drive tanks. Marines get noequipment.

1 hours later 4121015 Anonymous
>>4121006 >>4120925 Are you just pulling this all from movies, cliches or straight out of your ass?

1 hours later 4121024 Anonymous
>>4121015 My father was a marine and I still talk to a lot of his friends. One of his close friends was also in the air force. I was thinking of joining as an officer. So yeah, mostly out of my ass, I guess.

1 hours later 4121058 Anonymous
Women are awful beings, we already know that

1 hours later 4121237 Anonymous
>>4120330 Well, OPs got a couple of years. My goals after rejection in highschool were on a 20 year timeline. 7 years in. Beaches and shore.

1 hours later 4121271 Anonymous
>>4120580 Not by lack of women trying to keep them in the gene pool. Thank goodness for our long lost beta ancestors who clubbed to death the muscle bound alpha retards in their sleep.

2 hours later 4121286 Anonymous
>>4120607 The secret is that everyone thinks they're beta, and need to work constantly to maintain the illusion of alpha to the other around them. That way everyone continues producing for women.

2 hours later 4121317 Anonymous
>>4120925 >Join military >People still make fun of me >But they can't get malicious about it because I know my shit and their lives are in my hands. In short, force people to depend on you.

2 hours later 4121328 Anonymous
>>4120197 >Caring about someone who would do that to you. Cleary not worth losing sleep over. >Douchebags acting like douchebags. Best way is to not give a fuck. Don't let them see you sweat fucker.

2 hours later 4121329 Anonymous
>>4121006 Why is that its always fucking cooks and shit like that who are the biggest guys around?

2 hours later 4121336 Anonymous
and this is how serial killers are born fellow robots

2 hours later 4121356 Anonymous
>>4120197 This didn't actually happen. >OP is delusional >Chick just wants to be friends >OP takes it the wrong way >Chick has actually been fucking other dude for the last month or so >Dude makes relationship public >OP thinks Dude is making an attack on him >Chick is laughing at Dude, not at OP >OP gets butthurt, makes up injustice story to sooth his emotional burn >OP suk dix xD

2 hours later 4121388 Anonymous
>Girl laughs at this HOLD ON this disturbs me why the fuck the girl laughed? she knew you were being humilliated and she knew she was used as object this is why we gotta threat women like trash

2 hours later 4121419 Anonymous
>>4120197 >Beta male whole took too long" ;_; That feel. I think I've taken too long

2 hours later 4121423 54m50ntheJötunofDepression
man, shitty people will be shitty people. pick yourself up, dust yourself off, call her out for being the shallow, vapid cunt that she is and find someone else

2 hours later 4121425 Anonymous
sounds like you avoided a nasty slut there op guy. you should thank him.

2 hours later 4121490 Anonymous
>>4120197 Yeah, yeah, WE'RE the reason you lucked out on a girl and was horribly embarrassed in front of everyone. It wasn't because you didn't make things romantic with her it wasn't because you LET something like that happen to you (he cant fight a chair, wtf is wrong with you?).... It was US!? >lol k

2 hours later 4121504 Anonymous
Just do whatever I did whenever a potentially humiliating situation arises; act like a semi-eloquent black guy >Well evidently she a ho with no standards, so I'm not exactly offended by that >but if a bitch nigga think he can step to and not get stomped then I'm afraid I'll have to rectify that shit People find it hilarious and it diverts any humiliation on to them. You may have to stomp a nig so use it sparingly.

5 hours later 4122468 Anonymous
>>4121504 And it works... but this kid seems like to much of a delicate flower to stand up for himself

5 hours later 4122506 Anonymous
Don't blame anonymous people on the internet for your personal problems. Why don't you join a gym, learn how to box, and become a beta in the body of a badass. Find a different girl, maybe beat an inferiority complex into that thick-skulled mongoloid?

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