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2012-10-14 01:15 4080077 Anonymous Why do they say that? (dude what.jpg 540x360 89kB)
> I could care less
> urb (herb)
> expresso coffee
> haich (H)
> well jell
> shup (shut up)
> Pecifially (specifically)
> ezacly (exactly)
1 min later 4080092 Anonymous
>>4080077
No one says Pecifially
They say Pacificly because they are dumb as fuck or they can't talk right.
What the fuck is well jell
2 min later 4080099 Anonymous
>>4080077
>> urb (herb)
But that's right, do you pronounce the h?
3 min later 4080108 Anonymous
>>4080099
You're not French, faggot.
3 min later 4080110 Anonymous
> urb (herb)
the H is silent fuckwit
3 min later 4080114 Anonymous
>>4080092
well jel
well jelly
very jealous
Welcome to Essex.
>>4080099
>>4080110
Americans detected.
3 min later 4080115 Anonymous
>mfw people falling for this troll
don't have a face
3 min later 4080118 Anonymous
>>4080108
Are you mentally challenged?
5 min later 4080131 Anonymous
>>4080114
http://www.merriam-webster.com/audio.php?file=herb0002&word=herb&text=%5C%3Cspan%20class%3D%
22unicode%22%3E%CB%88%3C%2Fspan%3E%C9%99rb%2C%20%3Cem%3EUS%20also%20%26amp%3B%20British%20usually%3C
%2Fem%3E%20%3Cspan%20class%3D%22unicode%22%3E%CB%88%3C%2Fspan%3Eh%C9%99rb%5C
5 min later 4080134 Anonymous
>>4080118
In English we pronounce the H. Deal with it.
5 min later 4080135 Anonymous
EVERSICK
ERRRRRRRRRRRR
AS IF
6 min later 4080144 Anonymous
>>4080118
Why do you not pronounce the H?
Hospital, house, hang, herb.
>>4080131
American website proving American is American.
>>4080135
Eversick?
The fuck?
7 min later 4080159 Anonymous
>>4080131
>British usually \'h[e]rb'\
Exactly. Thanks.
7 min later 4080164 Anonymous
>>4080144
Hour, honest, honor, heir
7 min later 4080165 Anonymous
>>4080144
It's Canadian slang
LAAHH DIS GUY
8 min later 4080172 Anonymous
how about when they say 'cray' instead of 'crazy'. IT'S ONE EXTRA SYLLABLE, YOU LAZY PRICKS!
10 min later 4080182 Anonymous
Holy regional variations in speech patterns, Batman!
Slight differences in pronunciation really don't matter and I don't know why you'd get worked up about it .
10 min later 4080183 Anonymous
>>4080135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QYHdNG5D89
10 min later 4080186 Anonymous (cute.jpg 400x267 97kB)
>>4080165
What does eversick mean?
And guys, can we not fight over how to pronounce herb?
I thought we could connect over our mutual hatred of the mistakes of ignoramuses...
13 min later 4080199 Anonymous
>>4080186
Why would you want us to hate your mistakes?
14 min later 4080209 Anonymous
>>4080164
All with different vowel formations after the "h". Try with the same vowel sounds.
Now read and repeat:
hernia, hermaphrodite, herpes, her, herb
15 min later 4080222 Anonymous
>>4080165
canadian here
what the fuck does "eversick" mean
15 min later 4080224 Anonymous
>>4080199
whatifyourwifeorbitsmydick.jpg
16 min later 4080231 Anonymous
>>4080222
exclamation of disgust
>hey jeremy wants to fuck you
Eveeerrrrsickkk
16 min later 4080235 Anonymous
>4080209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jikZaJe2EE
18 min later 4080256 Anonymous
I've never heard anyone say these.
19 min later 4080261 Anonymous
>>4080209
Heir, you ignorant shit
22 min later 4080280 Anonymous (wb.jpg 211x317 14kB)
>>4080261
How in gods name are you pronouncing that?
It, in no way, shares the same vowel sounds as the list I stated.
It is pronounced "air".
I assume you have only ever seen it written down.
>>4080256
Where do you live?
24 min later 4080295 Anonymous
FUCK haich annoys me
28 min later 4080322 Anonymous
>carmel
>its fucking caramel
>CARE-UH-MELL
not fucking KARMUL
i hate living in the south.
>cannagit a carmel double la-tay
>what size
>vinny
29 min later 4080336 Anonymous
>> urb (herb)
Isn't that how it's supposed to be pronounced?
31 min later 4080349 Anonymous
>>4080336
Americans say erb. Dunno why but it's annoying
35 min later 4080384 Anonymous
>>4080336
"HERB" not fucking "uuurb" the H is not fucking silent, why do people think the "h" is a silent letter it NEVER IS SILENT IN WORDS.
36 min later 4080397 Anonymous
>>4080077
>I could care less
but.. but why? seriously, WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN.
37 min later 4080401 Anonymous
>should of
It doesn't even make sense.
37 min later 4080407 Anonymous
>>4080349
its english jewspeak
39 min later 4080416 Anonymous (4-3ani-outorou-flips.gif 204x145 67kB)
My aunt pronounces exactly as "ex-ack-a-lee" I've never hit a girl before but I'm close to it every time she says it.
41 min later 4080438 Anonymous
>>4080384
The h is silent in the word "heir"
42 min later 4080448 Anonymous
>>4080261
troll or super retarded
and English isn't my first language
42 min later 4080449 Anonymous
> haich (H)
what the fuck is that?
> well jell
nobody says this
> expresso coffee
I do this out of habit
43 min later 4080457 Anonymous
>>4080322
>vinny
you need to explain this to me
44 min later 4080470 Anonymous
>>4080114
Essexfag?
44 min later 4080472 Anonymous
>>4080295
Very relevant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0CD2CoCs
46 min later 4080492 Anonymous
>>4080449
>expresso coffee
don't they ask you which one you want then?
also
>expresso
I always giggle when people do that
47 min later 4080513 Anonymous
Alright, I'll help you guys with your autism.
>>4080280
"Heir" was as a counter-example, not an addition. Or, if you mean in the "H-er", why do you insist on making such a retarded word grouping?
example,
>>4080384
H is silent in plenty of words. Here are some examples:
Heir, Honor, Hour, Honest
48 min later 4080520 Anonymous (1349230243092.jpg 1024x768 184kB)
>>4080449
i think they mean "hey-ch", as in pronouncing the letter H like that.
>>4080384
>mfw britfag gets his jimmies rustled over a word
sure is a delicate culture yall fags got over there
48 min later 4080527 Broenheim of Light
Do you Britfags pronounce "artist" as "autist"?
Be honest.
51 min later 4080557 Anonymous
>>4080470
From Suffolk, but about 10 minutes of biking before I can feel the crap music and orange skinned teenagers.
>>4080449
Hard to explain through text.
When saying the capitalisation of the letter "H", some people, incorrectly say "hay-ch" when it is "ay-ch"
>nobodu says well jell
Again, I refer you to the orange teenagers.
>>4080513
I refer you to >>4080527
>>4080209
No.
Artist = "aR-tist"
Autist = "oR-tist"
51 min later 4080563 Anonymous
>>4080527
Nope, never heard anyone say it like that
51 min later 4080565 Anonymous
>>4080527
Not at all. We pronounce it like everyone else.
55 min later 4080602 Anonymous
>>4080384
I've only ever heard 'herb' pronounced with a silent 'h'.
58 min later 4080635 Anonymous
>>4080077
> haich (H)
> well jell
> shup (shut up)
> Pecifially (specifically)
> ezacly (exactly)
I've never even heard of any of those, and I don't say the other three.
What the fuck hickass place do you live in?
58 min later 4080640 Anonymous
>>4080602
I've only heard it pronounced with the 'h' non-silent
59 min later 4080644 Anonymous
>>4080077
it's not fucking expresso
nice job you goddamn hypocrite
1 hours later 4080672 Anonymous
>>4080635
They are a collaboration of Essex, American and female.
>>4080644
You missed the point.
1 hours later 4080675 Anonymous
>>4080644
Yes, that appears to be the point he is making.
1 hours later 4080690 Anonymous (raeg.gif 360x167 1994kB)
>>4080322
god fucking damn it the South just fucking blows when it comes to pronunciation
why do I have to live in the one corner of the globe where my name is bastardized into MURRAYUH or some equally atrocious variant of that
why just why
1 hours later 4080691 Anonymous
>>4080675
Regardless he shouldn't try to correct people and make mistakes himself. It's just poor form, really.
Also I haven't ever heard most of those.
1 hours later 4080740 Anonymous
>>4080691
The list in OP is a list of all deliberately incorrect things.
Why are you only pointing out the expresso one as if the others are grammatically correct?
1 hours later 4080747 Anonymous
>>4080690
What the hell is your name?
Maria?
1 hours later 4080785 Anonymous
>>4080747
yes, sadly. If it's not inarticulate taycksuns it's Mexicans who think I'm one of them even though I'm whiter than fucking sour cream because my name happens to be popular in Hispanic countries.
1 hours later 4080786 Anonymous
>>4080691
... Are you really that fucking retarded?
1 hours later 4080840 Anonymous
>Pascal
Damn, I was hoping this was a Tales of Graces thread not whatever thread is.
1 hours later 4080927 Anonymous
>r-tard
I can understand a 12 year old saying that, but come on man, you 43...
>shwasted
Just fuck yourself.
>myself
People misuse that word so fucking much...
1 hours later 4080976 Anonymous
>>4080840
Well, this thread did fall into a fight about herbs pretty quickly, so fuck it, Tales thread.
Pascal is the greatest character I have ever played as, and the fact that I can't snuggle with her smiling body makes me sad at night.
Game is pretty fun too.
1 hours later 4080988 Anonymous
>>4080927
i only say r-tard in reference to south park whereupon my friend will look crestfallen and say im not an r-tard.
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