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2012-10-07 03:05 4004944 Anonymous (Fetish1.jpg 500x375 32kB)
Answer these about your gf/bf/whatever or if you're foreveralone, what your future partner will hopefully be. >Is she hot, cute or sexy? >What would you rate her 1-10 based on attractiveness? >What would you rate her body between 1-10? >What's her best asset(s)? >What about her makes you stay with her? What makes you come crawling back to her everyday? >How long have you two been together? >What color is her hair? >What color are her eyes? >Is she out of your league or are you out of hers? Anything extra/worth mentioning? I'm just curious and seeing as how I'll never get a gf (>tfw no gf) I want to know what others have.

4 min later 4004990 Anonymous
Help me robots. Let me know what it's like.

8 min later 4005014 Anonymous
I'll do my own, for my future partner. >She will be cute. The cutest girl ever. >She'd be a 6/10. Not ugly but not overly attractive to where I had to worry. >Her body would be a decent 7/10. Same as above for reasoning >She would have the most beautiful eyes anyone has ever seen >I would come back everyday because of her undying devotion for me and only me. >Her hair would be dark brown. The hair of a goddess. >Her eyes would be a dark shade of blue. >I'd be out of her league so she'd feel honored to be with me

14 min later 4005050 Anonymous
>Cute >7/10 >7/10 >I assume we're talking physical. Normally I would say breasts, but since she was recently diagnosed with breast cancer, I'd say eyes. >I don't have to explain things or try hard - she always understands everything I do. >About a year >Brown >Green >I'm completely out of her league. I'm a bum and a terrible person, but she still loves me anyways

16 min later 4005068 Anonymous
>>4005050 Thank you. She sounds like quite a catch, considering how close she sounds to my future partner.

19 min later 4005084 Anonymous
Femanon, talking about my current bf: >Is he hot, cute or sexy? I'd say cute >What would you rate him 1-10 based on attractiveness? I find this hard to judge. I didn't used to find him attractive at all, but in being with him and falling in love with him I've found all sorts of amazing things. Trying to be objective as possible, prolly a 4-5/10 >What would you rate his body between 1-10? Oh man I have no clue. 5/10 again? >What's his best asset(s)? I uh... I really don't know. Rufflable hair? Squishable cheeks? Rumblyable belly? Kissable lips? Fuckable dick? I don't know. >What about him makes you stay with him? What makes you come crawling back to him everyday? He listens. He keeps me together. He makes me feel loved. I can love him. I feel better when I'm with him. He makes me feel safe. Lots of things. >How long have you two been together? 8 months >What color is his hair? Very dark brown >What color are his eyes? Blue >Is he out of your league or are you out of his? Objectively, I'm probably out of his. But I refuse to see people that way. He gives me what I need

19 min later 4005086 Anonymous
>>4004944 >wanting a cute 7/10 girl but wanting to be out of her league lel

19 min later 4005087 Anonymous
girl im currently having casual sex with >Is she hot, cute or sexy? average. nothing cute or sexy about her >What would you rate her 1-10 based on attractiveness? 5, maybe 6 on a good day >What would you rate her body between 1-10? she's in shape, but her tits are SMALL. decent ass. 6/10 >What's her best asset(s)? ass probably, it's not that great though >What about her makes you stay with her? im not really with her, but sex i guess >What makes you come crawling back to her everyday? ^ >How long have you two been together? started fucking about a month ago >What color is her hair? brown >What color are her eyes? blue i think >Is she out of your league or are you out of hers? i think im out of her league looks wise, but my shitty personality brings me down. she thinks im funny though >Anything extra/worth mentioning? nah

22 min later 4005108 Anonymous
>>4005084 Like a man version of my ideal partner, almost excluding some things. >>4005086 I can dream, right? >>4005087 You should do what your future partner will be like. She sounds alright for the most part though

24 min later 4005118 Anonymous
>>4005068 She caught me, although it still confuses me to this day as to why. I know what she appears like on the outside, but I'm really not a decent human being and she is.

25 min later 4005128 Anonymous
How do you meet girls if you have no freinds Were do i go to meet young girls Im 20 and want to lose my virginity to a 16-18 year old

25 min later 4005129 Anonymous
>Is he hot, cute or sexy? Depends. He's hot when he decides to look classy, cute when he takes a nap whilst cuddling with me, and sexy when he's in bed. >What would you rate him 1-10 based on attractiveness? A solid 9; 10 including personality >What would you rate his body between 1-10? 9 >What's his best asset(s)? Hair, eyes, smile, shoulders, arms, butt, and legs. Also well endowed. >What about him makes you stay with him? What makes you come crawling back to him everyday? He accepts all of me and understands me on a level no one really has. I'm totally comfortable around him. >How long have you two been together? A year and three months >What color is his hair? Dark brown >What color are his eyes? Brown >Is she out of your league or are you out of hers? We're about the same. We've met our match. Anything extra/worth mentioning? We're both sarcastic, jaded fucks, but when we're together, we're hopeless romantics. It's awesome.

26 min later 4005132 Anonymous
>>4005118 I don't mean to be all squishy for you, but I'd imagine you're a fine person. There might be things about you that you don't like or that you think make you indecent but honestly everyone has a couple things like that about them. No one is 100% perfect and innocent, I assure you

28 min later 4005160 Anonymous
>>4005128 No idea, anon, no idea. I haven't even spoken to a girl in a couple years. And even before, I never spoke to one directly about anything other than school-related things. Good luck though. >>4005129 You two sound like a really good match, I hope things continue to stay the way they are

29 min later 4005161 Anonymous
fuckbuddy >Is she hot, cute or sexy? hot >What would you rate her 1-10 based on attractiveness? 8/10 >What would you rate her body between 1-10? 6/10 >What's her best asset(s)? legs and face >What about her makes you stay with her? What makes you come crawling back to her everyday? nothing >How long have you two been together? maybe 2 months? >What color is her hair? brown or dirty blonde >What color are her eyes? green I think >Is she out of your league or are you out of hers? I'm out of hers >Anything extra/worth mentioning? dumping her soon

29 min later 4005170 Anonymous
>>4005161 Why are you dumping her? Moving on to a relationship with someone else or just tired of her?

33 min later 4005197 Anonymous
Any more additions?

35 min later 4005210 Anonymous
>>4005170 Because she's going to say, "I need more from you," soon.

37 min later 4005225 Anonymous
>>4004944 My waifu >cute, maybe hot as well, but cute foremost >10/10 >feet, large breasts >She will be pretty and be nice and she will be the only girl I have ever been with >I dunno >Dark blonde or red >blue or green >She will be way out of my league She will be my sex slave that I have kidnapped, and she would probably also be a major slut. I hate sluts and I want to marry one.

39 min later 4005244 Anonymous
>>4005210 oooh, trying to cling to you, then? That's understandable, leaving I mean, if you don't actually want anything more from her. Well hopefully she doesn't go crazy on you >>4005225 That's very contradicting, but would be a catch nonetheless. Much luck finding your waifu, robot

44 min later 4005283 Anonymous
>>4005244 "I need more from you" means she wants a relationship to happen. And its never going to happen.

48 min later 4005328 Anonymous
>Is he hot, cute or sexy? I'd say he's more hot look wise, but he can be all three any day, nigga. Dat child like smile and giggle when he thinks I'm funny, too much kawaii. >What would you rate him 1-10 based on attractiveness? Really hard to say, but probably a 7-8/10 maybe? I didn't think he was much when I first saw him, but I don't really think anyone is. But when I got to know him things turned up side down. Going from "yeah, okey" to "oh you hawty mofo :3" >What would you rate his body between 1-10? 8/10 in my eyes, dat glorious ottermode. >What's his best asset(s)? Don't know! Eyes and smile? Neck maybe? No, hands, his hands are a favorite of mine. >What about him makes you stay with him? What makes you come crawling back to him everyday? Hm. He's funny as fuck, he makes everything fun and exciting. He makes me feel safe. He can be a little tough sometimes, but I like that, makes me appreciated love a lot more. And a lot more! >How long have you two been together? 1,5 years, brah! >What color is his hair? Very dark brown >What color are his eyes? Brown >Is he out of your league or are you out of his? Objectively I'd say we're pretty equal. He's prolly a little bit out of my league tho. >Anything extra/worth mentioning? I don't exactly know what's worth mentioning, but fun fact: We met through 4chan

48 min later 4005329 Anonymous
Not many girls that have met the criterias, but i dont think there are alot of that kind. >She is definitely hot >8,5/10 ( so that she wouldnt be hot enough to be out of my league/ cheat on me and YES i am well over average looking) >9/10, has to have dat perfect ass, dem legs >Being the best friend ever, not extremely girly. up2blaze, horny not so often, but very horny when horny, intelligent not smart, superpluss if glasses/kindof retro style ( Flare jeans gets me raging hard) >Blonde >Green >Equals have more specifications of the dream girl but i have other things to do

50 min later 4005336 Anonymous
>>4005244 >That's very contradicting I hate sluts because I want to marry a slut, but I am forever alone. I envy them because sluts have so much fun while I am miserable.

1 hours later 4005488 Anonymous
>Is she hot, cute or sexy? Cute >What would you rate her 1-10 based on attractiveness? 7.5 >What would you rate her body between 1-10? 7.5 >What's her best asset(s)? dat asian intellect and ass >What about her makes you stay with her? What makes you come crawling back to her everyday? I don't know about her, but we seem to work well together. She's my ideal girlfriend. >How long have you two been together? Two weeks, although it'll probably go on for quite sometime. >What color is her hair? Black >What color are her eyes? Brown >Is she out of your league or are you out of hers? Neither, but I don't think we look like we 'should' be together.

1 hours later 4005509 Anonymous
>Cutie pie >7/10 >7/10 >Her ass >Her ass >2 years >Dark brown >Mixed green/brown >Implying a league exists Dat ass

1 hours later 4005542 Anonymous
Not girlfriend, friend of whom I fuck. >Is she hot, cute or sexy? Cute most of the time Hot when she dresses right >What would you rate her 1-10 based on attractiveness? 6/10 >What would you rate her body between 1-10? 7/10 dat getto bootay >What's her best asset? Her ass (seriously she's white with the blackest ass ever) >What about her makes you stay with her? What makes you come crawling back to her everyday? She's a friend. I enjoy spending time around her. She's intelligent, fucked in the head, loves recreational drug use, loves sex, she's kinky as shit and being around her is generally enjoyable. Plus she's a goddamn goddess in bed. >How long have you two been together? We've been fucking on and off for about a year. We have other girlfriends/boyfriends but we always cheat on them with each other. >What color is her hair? Brown >What color are her eyes? Hazel >Is she out of your league or are you out of hers? No, I think we're pretty equal.

1 hours later 4005546 Anonymous
>>4005542 Oh yeah, and she loves to pound me into the mattress with a strapon until I'm a whimpering heap.

1 hours later 4005563 Anonymous
Might as well give this a shot. Bifag dating a guy. >Is he hot, cute or sexy? Eh, not good, not bad. >What would you rate him 1-10 based on attractiveness? 5. >What would you rate his body between 1-10? 4. >What's his best asset(s)? He cares about me, and is trying to make me less of a betafaggot. >What about him makes you stay with her? It's my first relationship, so I want to be able to say I've at least tried them once. So, I basically want to experience all the aspects of a relationship. >What makes you come crawling back to him everyday? Not much, we have pretty conflicting schedules even though we live close to eachother. Sorta wish I could see him more often. >How long have you two been together? 3-4 months. >What color is his hair? Red-ish >What color are his eyes? I can't remember hahah >Is he out of your league or are you out of his? I'm out of his, if anything at all. >Anything extra/worth mentioning? Nothing in particular. It's not a bad experience so far. I wish he'd brush his teeth though, Jesus Christ..

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