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2012-10-07 01:04 4003819 Anonymous (like a boss.jpg 400x300 50kB)
So I've been reading the "purely retarded moments you've had in your daily life" thread, and I really like it. >>3996648 But now I want to hear about your ninja recovery experiences. Like the time you dropped the soap or shampoo in the shower, and caught it in your other hand without looking, for example. To start: >Be out drinking with friends >Pretty drunk, walking to the bathroom to piss >Step in a puddle of beer or something >Left foot goes sliding forwards over a metre, still on the ground >I'm nearly doing the splits at this point >Just as my right foot enters the slippery patch, my left foot leaves it >I pull my body and right foot forward, skating my foot forwards along the slippery patch >Without missing a beat, go from a second from falling over, to perfect walking form Felt like a complete boss. Anyway /r9k/, share your stories.

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