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2012-10-07 12:06 4003294 eeyore (1349368463665.jpg 1920x1080 595kB)
Do you have something troubling, or worrying you? Talk to me, r9k. Anything you need to get off your chest; please post about it.

2 min later 4003312 Anonymous
how come he left me, man? how come he left me?

2 min later 4003316 Anonymous
>Had a varicocele on the left ball since birth >got 2 surgeries on it >since a couple of days slight pain on right ball >feels like varicocele aswell >severe anxiety of getting infertile now >wanted to get a family with my gf in the new future

3 min later 4003320 Anonymous
>>4003294 Dickwraiths or dorkmoons?

3 min later 4003321 Anonymous
eeyore keeps ruining my favorite board

5 min later 4003335 Anonymous
I have two midterms this week and still didn't spend a second studying today Also my birthday is on Wednesday and I'll be lucky if one family member contacts me to say something. Normally this doesn't bother me but it's my last birthday in university and probably my last in this city and I'd really hoped it would be better by now.

6 min later 4003349 Anonymous
Why can't I fucking man up and just go talk to her?

6 min later 4003350 Anonymous
I had built up the courage to ask out a girl that I just met. I was refusing to do the thing I do where I meet a girl, take a liking to her, and then don't do shit until my expectations and nerves make me want to explode. And then I got poison ivy all over my fucking face. Too self-conscious to ask until it's cleared up. And now I'm starting to tell myself that she's just gonna say no anyway.

6 min later 4003355 Anonymous
>>4003316 varicoles are usually harmless if left alone why'd you get surgery?

7 min later 4003361 Anonymous
>Diagnosed all kinds of shit >Trouble differing between dreams, real life, time, relationships, and generally everything >Psychiatrist doesn't really know what to do >Regularly thinking about ending my life >Failing college atm, despite getting "treated" I can't muster any motivation to do anytihng >I've never felt this hopeless before I used to believe if someone understood me and liked me I would be happy, but those thoughts are long gone now. All I feel is hopelessness and confusion. Everything is so confusing.

8 min later 4003365 Anonymous
I forget things. 99.5% of my life, what I do, say, hear, think and feel, slips through my mental fingers never to be remembered. And that dubious consolation my mother gives me that "even things I don't remember shape me, perhaps positively, in some way" I don't see myself getting any hope from.

8 min later 4003367 Anonymous
>>4003355 Because the left one is fucking massive ;_;

8 min later 4003370 Anonymous
I'll be going to the US next tuesday, anything you would recommend me to do?

10 min later 4003389 Anonymous (1348826653057.jpg 3000x1280 2072kB)
>>4003320 >not praising the sun every day as a gloriously incandescent sunbro

11 min later 4003393 Anonymous
I'm a worthless piece of shit and i want to go home so that the people who are kindly allowing me to stay with them can stop making me feel even worse about myself and that they don't have to deal with my moods. Also I've gained 10 pounds and i feel like a disgusting fat pig.

11 min later 4003400 Anonymous
>>4003370 Whereabouts in the US?

11 min later 4003402 Anonymous
>>4003361 >Trouble differing between dreams, real life, time, relationships, and generally everything I know this feel, I don't visit a psychiatrist though. It feels like people have a hard time understanding what I'm trying to tell them. Also: The paranoia, don't get me started on the paranoia.

12 min later 4003405 Anonymous
>Makes these threads >Fucks off for like a hour

13 min later 4003425 Anonymous
It troubles me that my dick slightly curves to the right and has the faintest of PPP around the rim of the head.

14 min later 4003435 Anonymous
I am slipping out of touch with all the people that I used to love. I don't feel much at all anymore. The only thing I feel is a fear at the bottom of my stomach because I know I shouldn't feel this. I know the world isn't just rainbows and sunshine, but it's like life has been slowly slipping into a grey mist. I tried having sex with different girls, I tried having sex with guys and now I guess I try talking about it on r9k. Tomorrow I will get up at a sunday, tired from lack of sleep and I'll go and work another day whoring myself out again as a second-rate actor. This is the life I chose, but I'm not sure why anymore. What do? I know you can't help me either. I wish I could care, but I don't even really care that I'm a second rate actor. I just don't care.

16 min later 4003456 Anonymous
just whyyyy

16 min later 4003459 Anonymous
>>4003435 Sounds a lot like depression. In most cases you can get it treated. Talk to your doctor about it.

24 min later 4003520 I (halfaheart.gif 491x429 8kB)
My wife. Is beaten. She needs to win. She needs to be my true one. She can't lose. Not this way: not ever. She needs to win. She needs to win. She needs to win. She needs to win. She needs to win my heart. She will win my soul. And nothing. After that, failure. A failed plan. A tricky woman. A fantastic woman. An, in the end, far better than the unraped woman. But an ended woman. A better question is why I keep you when I change to red. Seriously. What the fuck?

26 min later 4003543 Anonymous
>>4003435 Is acting your passion? Your real passion? Maybe it's a sign to move on, maybe it's a sign to keep toiling. It seems you are trying different remedies to different things without actually finding the root cause. Go inside yourself and find out what's really bothering you, I know it sounds cliche but it's the only way to turn things around.

29 min later 4003565 Anonymous
I went out with some people i know from college and got drunk with them, one of the girls kept asking me to dance with her and i did but she kept putting my hands on her hips and she started grinding up against me i also went home with another girl i know and we ended up lying on a park bench with her head on my chest just talking. Were they just drunk or do i actually have a shot with these girls? I'm a kissless virgin btw

30 min later 4003568 Anonymous
Her dance leesons are on Wednesaday while mine are on Thursday. Worst of all, I have never talked to her. FUCK

33 min later 4003592 Anonymous
>>4003565 You've always got a shot, put it down to practice. Sometimes you just gotta go with it, sometimes you gotta take the lead, but that will come with practice and confidence.

34 min later 4003604 eeyore
>>4003312 I wish I knew, friend. >>4003316 At least you can get it removed and keep yourself out of harm. >>4003320 Dickwraiths. >>4003335 Which classes? >>4003349 You lack confidence. Don't feel bad; a lot of us do. >>4003350 Heh. I need to go buy groceries but Mount Vesuvius has erupted on my face. Woke up and noticed dried blood on my sheets hours later. :) >>4003361 If your psych doesn't know what to do, then please find another psych. Perhaps some of us can understand you, and like you, but I doubt we'll be close by. >>4003365 My memory is worsening too. It's a bad ordeal to go through. >>4003370 No idea. Enjoy it, at least. >>4003393 Who are you staying with? >>4003405 I got sidetracked and forgot. I'm sorry. At least the thread has built up some steam.

35 min later 4003611 Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
>>4003294 >/r9k/ about oc >daily thread of this shit Here's your daily 'fuck you' from me Eeyore.

37 min later 4003623 eeyore
>>4003425 What is PPP? >>4003435 It doesn't sound like you enjoy your life; the interpersonal relationships with people, and your job. Does nothing else interest you in the workforce? >>4003565 Just go with the motions. The second girl sounds more ideal.

39 min later 4003638 Anonymous (homer_eating_popcorn.jpg 224x207 14kB)
>>4003611 >Tripdrama Always yummy to watch

40 min later 4003651 Anonymous
i don't think anybody will ever find my mildly tubular breasts attractive. I have a decently cute face from what i've been told many times at least.. but once I take my clothes off it may be shock horror for the man.. Will any man want to be in an actual relationship with me that isn't desperate, knowing whats underneath..should I have to wait to get expensive, scar leaving surgery, or marriage or have sex with my shirt on every time..? Will I ever get the type of chubby american guy with a beard I dream about having every night? I don't know...I fucking wish it though.

41 min later 4003664 eeyore
>>4003651 Lots of guys like lots of different things. Don't fret. IIRC, I've seen some guys on r9k talk about liking tubular breasts.

42 min later 4003671 Anonymous
>>4003604 Friends who like to make me feel like shit because that's how they joke around. I confronted them about it and now they kind of just treat me like a burden. I'm sorry that my style of humor doesn't involve picking at people's insecurities. But honestly i have no room to complain since I'm staying at their place and eating their food for free.

43 min later 4003680 eeyore
>>4003671 Still doesn't give them the right to treat you poorly. When can you go home?

44 min later 4003685 Anonymous
>>4003623 >Just go with the motions. The second girl sounds more ideal. She is also the one i like the best, but i don't really know if she likes me that way since we have been friends for a few months, i didn't really feel anything for her until tonight.

44 min later 4003686 Anonymous
I'm just stressed right now, honestly. We have a new marching band director this year and she really doesn't know what she's doing yet, which leaves me as one of the drum majors (the other one's an 8/10 chick who's got a thing for me, but she's a bit ditzy sometimes and isn't much help) to pretty much be the director while she gets accustomed to how we operate. Homecoming week starts on Monday and that was busy enough when our old director took care of almost everything. Now that I'm basically functioning as the director it's up to me to deal with all the logistics of having the band where it needs to be when it needs to be there, which is tough when you're just a student and the administration doesn't take you very seriously when you come in to talk to them about getting buses to take the band to the start of the parade route. I'm also dealing with four AP classes which limit my time in the evenings to try and deal with what needs to happen with the band. On a fairly unrelated note, I've got two girls (who are good friends) into me at the same time and I've no idea how to deal with it.

45 min later 4003696 Anonymous
I'm suicidal and I plan on dying soon. Not like anyone truly cares so whatever.

45 min later 4003699 Anonymous
OP, how the fuck do I stop thinking about this girl and over-analyzing the shit out of every conversation I have with her?

45 min later 4003701 Anonymous
>>4003685 A few months isn't too much, really. I had a girl develop feelings for me after knowing her for almost four years. The friendzone is largely bullshit that only entraps people with incredibly low self-esteem.

46 min later 4003707 Anonymous
>>4003680 I was supposed to go home 3 weeks ago. They convinced me to stay until the 10th since they could get me a free ticket home. I think I'm just being a faggot though.

46 min later 4003709 Anonymous
>>4003664 Seriously? some people actually LIKE that? Interesting..must be the softness? from what i've learned though, teh only good thing about it to me is that tubular breasts, since the nipple is usually so flat and area is so large the nipple area is more sensitive than regular breasts, therefore any form of friction feels amazing. Apart from that though, yeah pretty gross looking.

47 min later 4003724 Anonymous
>>4003611 >JLH >having the right to tell anyone off My sides have broken the sound barrier.

49 min later 4003739 eeyore
>>4003685 That's good. You can only ask. Just act friendlier with her, invite her out sometimes, just little things to show you care. >>4003686 Fuck, that sounds like an unneeded burden on you. On the positive, it could give you valuable experience in the future if you continue with band in college or something. I don't either, friend. Wrong board (and person) for that. :( >>4003696 Why are you suicidal, and why do you think nobody cares? >>4003699 By letting the infatuation phase pass over. Alternatively, keep yourself busy so you don't think about it. >>4003707 Strange. They help but they have bad behavior. >>4003709 Probably. No one person likes the same exact set of things (on 4chan, that is). I'm sure you'll find someone who likes you for you, and then the breasts won't even matter.

54 min later 4003785 Anonymous
My wife of 15 years left me a few months ago. After the initial shock, I thought I was coping okay, but lately the pain and regrets have become overwhelming. I cry at the thought of her, and can barely function some days. I have tried seeing a therapist but they don't understand that I am a shell without her, and always have been. I just know what I am missing now where before I met her I was blissfully ignorant. I just made up my will because I can see where this is all most likely leading to. I used to feel disgust that my father embraced death so readily when he was diagnosed with cancer, but now I understand why he was so glad to finally have an out.

56 min later 4003808 eeyore
>>4003785 I hope your end goes painlessly and smooth. I don't see much of anybody getting over a marriage of 15 years if they really loved the person.

57 min later 4003825 Anonymous
>>4003739 It really is a burden I wasn't prepared for. The old director is actually still at the school; he's the director for all the concert bands, and the only reason he's not directing the marching band this year is because budget cuts forced the school to have him teach two hours of freshman biology and he simply doesn't have the time. He's been incredibly helpful to me and feels bad that I'm having to learn about and deal with things that most people don't have to worry about until they're in their mid to late 20s. He's a really awesome guy overall and I'm going to miss him as a teacher and I guess kind of a mentor when I graduate.

58 min later 4003830 Anonymous
>>4003785 Why did she leave?

59 min later 4003842 eeyore
>>4003825 Ahh, he's still there! That's good then that he's willing to help you despite not being able to do it yourself. You're probably just in the rough period. Let's hope that once you become more accustomed and familiar with directing that it goes by quicker and easier for you.

1 hours later 4003873 Anonymous
>>4003842 Yeah, hopefully. The season's pretty much over as of this coming Friday (unless we make playoffs) but it's been a huge challenge doing everything he did while only having a modicum of the actual authority he had. I actually feel worse for the people who are going to have to take my and the other drum major's spots next year, because they're going to be going into the situation with no experience.

1 hours later 4003897 eeyore
>>4003873 Then the faculty will probably wonder why it's going poorly, and blame someone with no control over for the faculty's ineptitude. Wonderful stuff, that.

1 hours later 4003906 Anonymous
>>4003830 She said spent her youth and lost her dreams being with a depressed, emotionally damaged person. Though she still loves me very much, and knows that I love her more than anything, life is too short. If she ever wants to see her dreams become reality she has to leave.

1 hours later 4003927 eeyore
>>4003906 That's complete bullshit. Fuck women, man.

1 hours later 4003943 Anonymous
>>4003897 In all likelihood, that's exactly what will happen. The band will continue to degenerate and the administration will wonder why, because their heads are too far up their own asses to realize that maybe it's their fault for putting the old director in an unresolvable situation and hiring a new one who, frankly, is a bit inept.

1 hours later 4003945 Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
>>4003927 >seriously getting advice from a man who said "fuck women" I seriously hope you guise don't do this.

1 hours later 4003961 eeyore
>>4003943 OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD A NEW AGE What's up with the new guy they hired? Or is he not there yet?

1 hours later 4004004 Anonymous
I want to drop out of Uni but if I do I won't be able to get a job and if I do it's minimum wage (which means I'll have to have a room mate). If I stay in school I keep free insurance and get Financial Aid. I'm fucking depressed as fuck, even one of my professors has called me a failure and I'm doing poorly in every class. Worst of all I don't even have a major picked out.

1 hours later 4004031 eeyore
>>4004004 I don't know what to tell you then as the only way you're going to overcome this situation is by improving your grades, but the depression is a massive brick wall guarding your brain. The professor sounds a bit aggressive, which is uncalled for, but you can't prevent that. What's depressing you?

1 hours later 4004041 Anonymous
>>4003961 It's an older woman, and she's been there from the start of the season. It's just that she comes from a completely different school of marching technique than our previous director and is trying to play catch up in terms of learning our fundamentals and how we actually put shows together. She's used to a much more technical style which splits the band up with different ranks moving at different times, whereas we've always done a much more individualized style where the whole band moves at the same time and members need to adjust their steps to get to their next spot within a certain number of beats. She's had a hard time trying to get used to writing drill to accommodate for how we work, and the program is much worse off for it. And it's not like we're forcing her to stick with the way we've done things; she wanted to keep things the same as we'd done them, but she came in thinking she was familiar with our style when she really wasn't. It's just been a very difficult period of adaptation.

1 hours later 4004043 Anonymous
University worries me most days more than anything.., not sure if I should drop out because I hate the work load and the general feel of jumping through hoops so society can see that im doing the normal thing. Yet ive been at uni for 2 years out of a 3 year degree, I do not know if i can pull through another year, i have no idea if i have the smarts to pass.. tl;dr generally dislike and worried about uni, yet dont know what to do otherwise

1 hours later 4004090 eeyore
>>4004041 Oh yeah so you and her and the other girl all have to kind of learn together. At least the lady isn't trying to force her way onto you guys, or be difficult too much. Just seems like you're all being forced to work at a fast pace when no one is really prepared. >>4004043 2/3 done; by all means, stick to it and at least finish it out. Then go from there.

1 hours later 4004111 Anonymous
I just told my new flatmates to turn their music down before midnight, and now I feel like "that guy". I feel I could have handled it better than by saying "what the FUCK are you guys doing?". Jesus.

1 hours later 4004125 Anonymous
>>4004031 Everything. Last year I lost a family member, my house- Mother Nature and an arsonist took it- my Best Friend got engaged and turned into a cunt and we stopped talking. I was in a car accident and am constantly in pain and I think I'm a manic. In the Professor's case, she sent the message by e-mail to a friend but it was sent to me by accident.

1 hours later 4004139 Anonymous
>>4004090 Yep, that pretty much hits the nail on the head. It's just a shitty situation for everyone involved. You're a pretty astute guy, eeyore. Keep on being you, 'cause you're a cool dude.

1 hours later 4004145 Anonymous
This school is pissing me off. Faggots not shutting up during class. Quit following me, you are pissing me off. Pissing me off. Could've said something. Left me here with all these fags. Wish you here.

1 hours later 4004156 eeyore
>>4004111 Maybe so but if the subject comes up again, just be friendlier about it. >>4004125 Christ. All the built-up stress will wear even the hardiest man down, and for you, I doubt much of anything can help right now. That's really shitty to be gossiping about a student. >>4004139 Hope you get through the year without too much hardship. >>4004145 That's why I take online classes.

1 hours later 4004174 Anonymous
>>4004125 let me tell you a funny story >enrolled in a shitty, useless degree >working full time >barely making ends meet, grants from uni help a lot but it's not easy >mentally ill >change meds a few times, grades suffer horribly while I deal with side effects >eventually go off of meds completely >little brother kills himself >car breaks down >fail a class >get sick, being in America means hideous medical bills >have had enough >drop out >no longer can make rent >live with my landlord >now working two minimum wage jobs to not be homeless >exhausted >can't afford mental health care IT'S A FUN CYCLE OF SHIT, THE RAT RACE JUMPING THE COUNTRY PRETTY SOON LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES THE BEST PART IS THAT THIS IS THE BEST THAT I CAN DO

1 hours later 4004210 eeyore
>>4004174 Hope you get to leave soon. America is a fucking shithole.

1 hours later 4004317 Anonymous
i think i need to cut one of my close friends out of my life cuz of this girl i'm in love with (new relationship)...my friend is the one who is making me choose between them, which makes it really frustrating, but i'm afraid of my friend doing something crazy and really hurting my gf in some fucked up weird way (she was threatening to have my gf's kids taken away from her cuz my gf smokes weed but not around her kids ever) and i can't move forward with my gf and have my friend in my life at the same time.

1 hours later 4004331 eeyore
>>4004317 Then you know what needs to be done.

1 hours later 4004343 Anonymous
>>4004317 >i think i need to cut one of my close friends out of my life cuz of this girl i'm in love with (new relationship)...my friend is the one who is making me choose between them, which makes it really frustrating, but i'm afraid of my friend doing something crazy and really hurting my gf in some fucked up weird way (she was threatening to have my gf's kids taken away from her cuz my gf smokes weed but not around her kids ever) and i can't move forward with my gf and have my friend in my life at the same time. is his name brandon???

1 hours later 4004367 Anonymous
>>4004331 i do i just kinda wish my friend would just stop being a bitch though...she's wasnt weird about my bf, but she wont even let me mention my gf's name in conversation. it's just... i've known her 11 years and i really feel bad saying i don't want her in my life anymore (and what if that goes bad and she gets crazy over that? cuz its possible i think) so i just keep hoping she'll stop being such a crazy bitch instead but i can't figure out how to even kinda talk to her about any of it cuz she flips her shit.

1 hours later 4004379 eeyore
>>4004367 How old are you guys? She could be jealous or something, who knows.

1 hours later 4004382 Anonymous
>>4004343 no his name is michelle and she's a married woman who's 37 (i'm 26)

1 hours later 4004404 Anonymous
>>4004379 this >>4004382 + my gf is 28

2 hours later 4004646 Anonymous
>>4003651 Nothing a little plastic surgery won't fix. That's the great thing about being a woman - a little nip there, a little tuck here, and you're desirable! Being a man, on the other hand, I have to try to improve my personality - try attracting that person you like as a pretentious, insecure asshole, the good looks and decent smarts notwithstanding. Hell, I could get by better with a shitty pair of tits.

2 hours later 4004680 Anonymous
I just started drinking purely because I was stressed, which is kind of worrying considering I come from a family of alcoholics.

2 hours later 4004691 Anonymous
> just came back from the club > 2 girls checked us out, they agreed by sign language that we were not that attractive > another girl, another room: I look over, smile - she turns away, leaves the floor with her friend > in the corner a hot girl is making out with a fat guy in an old sweatshirt > and so on ... > see myself a mirror, asking: why have I been lifting for the last four years again? why did I pick a fitted tshirt, dark jeans and cut my hair while I could go in my pyjamas without any difference? > tfw worthless in the female eye...

2 hours later 4004694 eeyore
>>4004680 Just show tolerance and don't let it addict you.

2 hours later 4004706 Anonymous
>fap too much, can't get hard during sex >I like a girl and think she's into me but the situation doesn't allow me to do anything about it >my dog died meh

2 hours later 4004720 Anonymous
I have trust issues and intimacy issues that prevent me from getting close to anyone. It sucks, not having someone real you can really trust and talk about anything. I'm working on it though.

2 hours later 4004724 eeyore
>>4004720 I'll trade you. I'd love to not be able to get close to anyone anymore.

2 hours later 4004738 Anonymous
There's this guy that I have a crush on, and every time we find time to hang out with each other, something happens, and he cancels. Maybe I wouldn't be as sad if I had friends to hang out with instead. Too bad I not only suck at making friends, but I dont even want to be friends with anyone else around me. Fuck people.

2 hours later 4004758 eeyore
>>4004738 People are flaky and unreliable. It's shitty. Sorry, friend. Why do you suck at making friends?

2 hours later 4004779 Anonymous
>>4004758 I tend to dislike people by default. For obvious reasons. But when I do find people I want to be friends with, spaghetti flies everywhere.

2 hours later 4004803 eeyore
>>4004779 Obvious reasons? Do tell.

2 hours later 4004840 Anonymous
>>4004803 Cause people suck. Like you said, they're flaky and unreliable, for one. And most won't do anything but stab you in the back and/or forget about you eventually. They don't care.

2 hours later 4004858 eeyore
>>4004840 You. You're alright. What's bad is how opinions like these are "edgy" and "immature". Fucking stupid.

2 hours later 4004868 Anonymous
Fear of failure and being seen to fail prevent me from attempting new things. Platitudes such as "you miss all the shots you don't take" have little sway with me. Wat do?

2 hours later 4004880 eeyore
>>4004868 Stop fulfilling that prophecy because you fail by not trying.

2 hours later 4004901 Anonymous
I've never been able to tell if I'm ugly or just a giant beta. I like to think I'm at least in the average/above average range but certainly no better. I'm convinced my small circle of friends is due to my boring exterior that I put up so I don't offend people. I'm the blandest person ever to most people.

2 hours later 4004918 eeyore
>>4004901 I couldn't help you there. I know I'm ugly so there's no questioning it for me. You're probably just average, like most people.

2 hours later 4004935 Anonymous
(male btw) got a crush on a guy who i don't know, only ever see around the area (at uni) a few times a year and has a gf. i've not fancied someone like this since i was 15, thought i was past that. actually thats a lie, i am in love with one of my best friends. she has a boyfriend though but we see each other all the time when we're not at uni, we hang out most days. whilst i love spending time with her it sorta hurts inside. hmmmm, maybe it'd be easier if i just got laid, but i can't do that because i'm shy as fuck.

2 hours later 4004954 eeyore
>>4004935 I don't believe empty sex would fulfill your emotional longings.

3 hours later 4004959 Anonymous
Why are you such a cheating faggot?

3 hours later 4004962 Anonymous
>>4004724 Well, you can begin by losing all of your emotions, then you start putting up walls inside you, then you start not trusting anyone.

3 hours later 4004967 Anonymous
I have a bunch of make-up work from when I was sick last week. I have to get it done soon.

3 hours later 4004974 eeyore
>>4004962 Lost most of mine. And have some walls built but I feel as if they're only half-finished. I'm quick to trust, but it's quick to lose that trust. And it takes me a long time before I can -FULLY- trust someone, if that makes sense. I'd rather just not trust anyone anymore. It never ends well.

3 hours later 4005004 Anonymous
>>4004974 You sound a lot like a friend of mine, is your name Bianca by any chance? Anyways, it takes me shitloads to get to trust someone to the level that I can tell them anything that I consider "inner circle." Looking at gore and at examples of how humans truly suck helps with the jading process. Oh, and remember, everything you know is wrong and people are assholes (you don't have to be one).

3 hours later 4005026 eeyore
>>4005004 Nah. I'm not a woman. Yeah that's about the same with me. I can relate to basic "feels" but it takes a while before I'm comfortable enough to share anything truly personal. You don't have to be an asshole, but it sure gets you far in life apparently.

3 hours later 4005031 Anonymous
Afternoon eeyore. I'm worried about my culinary shit. I can't get my cuts right.

3 hours later 4005036 eeyore
>>4005031 I might try to take a culinary class next semester if I have a free slot. Sounds neat.

3 hours later 4005066 Anonymous
>>4005036 It is for me. I'm still in highschool because I started a year late, and failed a year. I spend half the day in the kitchen, one period in lunch, one playingm ario kart with some buddies, and 3 sleeping.

3 hours later 4005073 eeyore
>>4005066 Sounds pretty easy. At least your current year will be a breeze.

3 hours later 4005079 Anonymous
>>4005073 Yup. Then I get senior year too. Sure is great being an 18 year old junior.

3 hours later 4005089 eeyore
>>4005079 Jeez son. I had a free period senior year. Just played computer games and waited to leave.

3 hours later 4005095 Anonymous
>>4005089 I have study hall, which is pretty much a free period. Half the time they don't even check if you're there. But time is a bit cramped when you spend half the day in the kitchen.

3 hours later 4005107 eeyore
>>4005095 As long as you enjoy it, man.

3 hours later 4005116 Anonymous
>>4005107 I sure do. They even get tons of job offers for their graduates. Feels good man.

3 hours later 4005149 eeyore
>>4005116 Hope you get one then and it turns out stable. You'll need it.

3 hours later 4005152 Anonymous
I'm bi and I don't generally like dudes. But this one fucking guy in one of my classes. Holy fucking hell. I can't even focus on the work (or the other chicks that are actually 7/10+) because of us constantly talking and it being the most teasing thing in the world. So I end up looking for any signs that he could be bi/gay, but ofc I realize he's probably straight and then I get all fucking depressed and shit cause this just adds more pain to the other crap in my life. Meh, it's not even like a real 'problem' or anything. xD He just looks so damn cuddly with those enticing blue eyes and smile hnnggg..

3 hours later 4005273 eeyore
>>4005152 I advise staying straight then. Sounds iffy.

3 hours later 4005335 TheVelvetTear
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3 hours later 4005379 eeyore
>>4005322 Sounds like a situation you've dug yourself into, and you're gonna have to get yourself out of it. Suffice to say, shit advice is actually applicable here.

4 hours later 4005446 Anonymous
I was popular, or at least well liked for some point, during 9th grade. I was on a Class Clown high and accidentally told the entire class that I have huge nipples. I'm a man. Yes, it may be satirical, but when the entire class has their attention on you to relive their stresses of the day in a comedic manner and you fail at it with a terribly awkward joke, it gets to you. I've been thinking about that shit for the past 5 years now. The next 3 resumed the same way they did for the previous 6; I sat, alone, everywhere. Anytime I would try to talk about something, people would bring it up. I tried telling myself that it's only a learning experience and that I should only regret it if I repeat it, but I did. I once again brought up how large my nipples were to a coworker. They weren't amused. Yesterday, somebody drew huge circles on the chest of my uniform. There's no end to it, arcanine. No end in sight.

4 hours later 4005462 eeyore
>>4005446 Stop telling people you have large nipples then, man. Shit.

4 hours later 4005523 Anonymous
>>4005462 first time a tripfag has ever made me laugh out loud. fuck eeyore, best advice I've ever heard.

4 hours later 4005535 Anonymous
>>4005446 dude. you knew this was coming. post nipples.

4 hours later 4005545 eeyore
>>4005523 Well fuck it's such an obvious solution.

4 hours later 4005634 Anonymous
>>4005545 I know but the >Shit. at the end just made me lose it. you normally post sage serious advice and that one was fucking hilarious.

4 hours later 4005645 eeyore
>>4005634 Glad I can make someone laugh, then. That's what went through my head when I read the post except I worded it differently on accident.

4 hours later 4005690 Anonymous
>>4003389 R'hllor is a faggot

4 hours later 4005739 Anonymous
>I am overweight and unattractive >My skin looks like shit (this girl on this long bus ride once said I looked like I was dead when she thought I was asleep) >My eyes are nearly always in pain and I can't see properly, yet my doctor thinks nothing is wrong with them >My room is a mess and I can't get motivated to clean it up >I am terrified of strangers and can barely talk to my own family >All I do with my life is play video games, browse the internet, watch TV and movies and listen to audiobooks This is only the tip of the iceberg too, but strangely I no longer contemplate suicide

4 hours later 4005756 eeyore
>>4005739 Aw shit nigga what vidya you play?

4 hours later 4005777 Anonymous
>>4005756 Lately SS13, FTL, the first X-COM Gonna pirate the new XCOM when it comes out

4 hours later 4005781 Anonymous
I don't feel very good about myself.

4 hours later 4005788 eeyore
>>4005777 Never played SS13 but heard it's fun. >>4005781 Why not?

4 hours later 4005875 Anonymous
>>4005788 I dunno, I get into these periods of just not feeling very good about myself. Recently though I've just been depressed about the way I look though. How have you been doing?

5 hours later 4005901 eeyore
>>4005875 Why are you depressed about how you look? How DO you look? Meh. Every day is a blur.

5 hours later 4005915 Anonymous
Hey eeyore. I have a very loving and devoted girlfriend. I love her very much. However, there's this hipster girl in one of my classes who I think is the sexiest thing ever. I would never betray my gf but sometimes I fantasize about the hipster girl from class. Am I a bad person?

5 hours later 4005933 Anonymous
>>4005901 I've been told I look decent, or "good" I guess. I'm not ugly but I'm not extremely attractive either. It's kind of led to a "well I can't control the way I look facially but I can control my weight" sort of food battle with myself as well as drinking every day of the week. And I know that feel as well, every day has been feeling the same. The monotony has to stop.

5 hours later 4005955 eeyore
>>4005915 Eh. I'm weird about other girls if I'm with somebody. I'd say that if you don't think your girlfriend is the most attractive thing ever, reevaluate your relationship. >>4005933 Welcome to being average. Nothing to fret about. Yeah I wish it would stop. Alas.

5 hours later 4006219 eeyore
Welp, been half an hour. Anybody else hanging around with nothing to do?

5 hours later 4006231 Anonymous
>any fucking year >paying attention to a tripfag >shiggidydiggidydoo

5 hours later 4006250 Anonymous
>>4005955 It is something to fret about. I just want to be something more, because it seems like everybody is always looking for extraordinary, in terms of life and opposite sex and such. Also, I left to go get beer. There's my fucking life in a nutshell.

5 hours later 4006257 Anonymous
>>4006219 yeah, just bored as fuck.

5 hours later 4006270 eeyore
>>4006250 You can't make yourself look better, barring plastic surgery or some shit, and you really shouldn't be with anyone who obsesses over looks to that extent. What kind of beer did you get? >>4006257 Me too. What a wonderful Saturday night!

5 hours later 4006327 Anonymous
>>4006270 >Obsesses over looks to that extent >Implying my self worth doesn't depend on my looks, at least according to /r9k/ Yeah yeah. And Corona, thank god I got limes. It's good but kind of a piss beer. I wish I got cider.

5 hours later 4006328 Anonymous
Ooh I'm around! I wanted to give you an update from your thread on wednesday or tuesday!

6 hours later 4006344 eeyore
>>4006327 Stop listening to r9k so much. It's a taint. Just accept your averageness like the majority of everybody. >>4006328 Sure. What are you updating me on?

6 hours later 4006360 Anonymous
I keep ignoring my father I haven't spoken to him since august he seems really hurt that I never want to hang out and I just keep ignoring him, I'm not even going over for thanksgiving he hasn't tried to call me at all for at least a month, I think he's given up on me I love my Dad but I can't seem to make time for him, and whenever it's been a long time (such as now) he displays his hurt so openly and comes down on me so hard for it that I just want to continue avoiding him why am I such an awful kid

6 hours later 4006364 Anonymous
>>4006344 I'm the one with the stupid boyfriend who doesn't appreciate me and sent me the terrifying plastic monkey head a month late for my birthday. Well I ended it with him Thursday!

6 hours later 4006372 Anonymous
>>4006344 Well yeah, I know that. It infects you in some ways though I guess. I've gotten over it for the most part but you see these posts about "WHY CAN I NOT FIND MAI WAIFU" and you realize that even though guys and girls will settle, they will always be looking for the best thing throughout life. It's just depressing. Why'd you change your trip too by the way?

6 hours later 4006393 eeyore
>>4006360 Why don't you explain what's going on instead of just blowing him off, like a kid? >>4006364 That's good! You seem to be taking it well. How are you doing? >>4006372 Most people always want something better. I think rational people just give up because you can't please everyone. Or something. Huh? I didn't change my trip.

6 hours later 4006431 Anonymous
>>4006393 his expectations have always been so high and I'm truthfully not doing anything worthwhile with my life at all I know he isn't proud of me, that I disappoint him, and we can't even sit down to something as simple as dinner without him making those facts very plain indeed (not on purpose but it still hurts) and yet he still seeks my company for some reason even though I'm a fucking disgrace I don't get it I guess he just loves me and wants me to do better

6 hours later 4006443 Anonymous
>>4006393 You were Roland, weren't you? Maybe that was too long ago. I dunno. I just want to love somebody and for somebody to love in return, at least romantically. In life I just hope I can manage to be happy and strive to be the best I can be, no matter how average. But right now that is all seeming impossible as I'm kind of overlooked, you know? And I don't see many people really give up. I don't meet a lot of couples even anymore that think "Man, I'm just a better person with my spouse." They seem to think that their spouse holds them back in some way or another.

6 hours later 4006467 eeyore
>>4006431 Because you're his son and he loves you. Just talk to him. No matter what is going on, ignoring him hurts way more. >>4006443 I've never tripped before eeyore. So do I and I feel that it'll never happen. I try to treat people with kindness and courtesy and civility, but it gets me nowhere. So I just accept that I'm broken and give up. People are probably unsatisfied with what they have. Which is ridiculous.

6 hours later 4006520 Anonymous
>>4006467 Never mind then. I've been here too fucking long. And you'll be fine. You have the whole world in front of you, everything is great for you. It'll all be good. Also too with guys, it doesn't matter what you look like as much. I mean god, look at Steve Buscemi. He's doing just fine, even better than fine. And there are so many people just looking for more. Even myself, I don't deny it but you know? I know I can't bring anybody else into the equation because I'm looking for more I guess. I want somebody but I don't because I don't feel I can treat them right because I'm looking for more and striving to be better. What a conundrum.

6 hours later 4006535 Anonymous
>>4006467 you're right, cept that I'm his daughter and I suppose I already knew that. hearing it from someone else really helps a lot for some reason, I think because this is something I am reluctant to admit to anyone including myself. Thank you, sir.

6 hours later 4006536 Anonymous
>>4006393 I'm actually ok. I feel free and like I have a lot to be happy for now. HOWEVER. He fricking had the nerve to message me at 4 am this morning about shoe shopping, his views on the break up (how he was totally ok with it because he didn't want to hold me down, but that he had wanted me, though that he saw relationships as a casual thing), an attempt he made to be romantic with an ex when they were together, how he still wanted to be friends, and how he had a "decent" day. I couldn't deal with that. I stopped him there and asked him how he could even think of talking to me today, less than 48 hours after I ended it with him....

6 hours later 4006540 eeyore
>>4006520 Nah haha. People keep saying that for no reason. I don't need a cheer-me-up. Eh, that guy is a rich celebrity. Big difference between that and an ugly poor guy. I have no status or money going for me. I'd like someone too but I'm too broken and not good enough for anyone to keep somebody around. I just get used until they're ready to go off and meet others. At this rate, it's best I continue my decline into solitude and get snuffed out.

6 hours later 4006571 eeyore
>>4006535 Ah. Well same thing applies. Sorry. It might be awkward but a good talk could make both of you feel better. >>4006536 Yeah you just need to make him stop contacting you as it isn't going to improve shit. Glad you're doing well from it. Seems to have helped you quite a bit.

6 hours later 4006591 Anonymous
>>4006571 no worries dude I am going to summon my courage and talk to my dad. I hope he can forgive me.

6 hours later 4006594 eeyore
>>4006591 Let me know how it went sometime.

6 hours later 4006614 Anonymous
>>4006594 sure. you're a nice guy, you know that

6 hours later 4006619 eeyore
>>4006614 Not like it does me any good, but thanks I guess.

6 hours later 4006626 Anonymous
>>4006571 If he does again, I'm calling him out more. I told him if he can't stop for once to even act on what he thinks my feelings are, he won't even have me to talk about musicals (it's an interest we share) with. Even post relationship, he doesn't understand...

6 hours later 4006633 Anonymous
I can't stop thinking about my mom naked. It's not like I'm fantasizing about her or anything, but about a week ago I just got the thought "wouldn't it suck to walk in on my mom naked?" and since then I can't get it out. I always manage to stop thinking about it before it materializes in too much detail, but just the idea of it keeps ruining my fap sessions.

6 hours later 4006637 Anonymous
>>4006619 going out of your way to reach out to strangers is a sweet thing to do, dude I know that it's pretty thankless to be a good person a lot of the time but don't give up

6 hours later 4006638 eeyore
>>4006626 If you keep responding to him, he'll eventually realize it's an easy way to make you talk to him.

6 hours later 4006653 eeyore
>>4006637 Sure. I'll help people as long as I'm able to.

6 hours later 4006682 Anonymous
>>4006638 Touchee. Anything after next time will be met with silence. I do have some shit I need to get off my chest though, and I don't even care how it makes him feel, powerful, miserable, or otherwise.

6 hours later 4006690 eeyore
>>4006682 That's fine. One-time closure will do wonders.

6 hours later 4006692 Anonymous
>>4006540 I'm not trying to cheer you up. I'm a woman that wants to be a man, plain and simple. I at least can manage to try and feel like "I'm average but I can be great." But you know what? I can't be great. I don't look like a supermodel or a celebrity and it sucks because as much as guys say they'll settle? They really don't. And even when they feel that they aren't settling they'll still find faults in what they get. And you have to buck up and figure that it's your fault. You try to work your way to the top or be powerful, you're called a dyke. You're outcasted. Guys get intimidated. But you have your money I guess. Sound like a shitty existence to you? If you're a pretty woman, take shit and get drinks at the bar I guess. And don't allow that to happen. Don't take a woman's shit because god knows we sling a lot of it.

6 hours later 4006721 eeyore
>>4006692 Why do you want to be a man? Not all guys want model/celebrity-tier status. Hell, my ex looks like a fucking model, and she thinks she's ugly. You women can be fucking weird sometimes. I don't know what you look like but I doubt you look as bad as you believe. And you sound competent so that's definitely a plus. Corporate world is full of bullshit in itself. Ha, I try not to. I'm pretty good at calling people out on bullshit and defending myself.

6 hours later 4006754 Anonymous (1349027694258.png 600x601 71kB)
eeyore! You're back! With Dark Souls art too. How are ya?

6 hours later 4006765 eeyore
>>4006754 I smiled at the comic. I'm okay. How are you, anon?

6 hours later 4006781 Anonymous
I'm kind of high but I'm alone so I'm thinking about things too much and I'm thinking way too much about everything and I want to pretend to be a girl on the internet and get boys to cyber me but I don't know where to start and I want to play borderlands 2 right now but someone took it from me and I think my ipod might be broken and that kind of pisses me off because now I have to listen to the radio in the car and I spent my money on a burger and cigarettes and I shouldn't have and I still don't have a job and more and more I need one and I just want to drive all night but I don't have the money for the gas and I want to have an adventure but I'm scared and I think I might just fucking kill myself because goddamn it why shouldn't I it's not like I'm going to do anything else and just fuck it

6 hours later 4006804 Anonymous
I slow danced with a friend I really like yesterday, would it be beta if I asked her for her number over Facebook? I have really no other way of finding her.

6 hours later 4006815 Anonymous
>>4006765 I'm okay. Saw some friends, but that was mostly them making out. Couples.

6 hours later 4006820 eeyore
>>4006781 Try omegle. You can get away with anything there. Don't play memelands 2; that's how my brother died. Let the night pass and hope you feel better in the morning. >>4006804 Wouldn't hurt. >>4006815 Okay that might hurt to see.

6 hours later 4006862 Anonymous
>>4006721 That's a lie. There's always a top tier for men, and sure they don't want a celebrity and model but what do you think of a guy who walks in with a pretty woman as opposed to a decent looking one? In most cases it's status and "he must be worth more or be something special because he's dating a pretty girl." As much as guys work for status for women, I think guys work for status to compete for other guys. In the same way that women work on their looks not only to attract a man of higher status but to also compete with other women. As much as it is nice to hear that a guy wants a woman that is intelligent and has substance to her (which to an extent is true) looks are important. I'm kind of rambling but maybe I can be more coherent in another post. And same I can say for guys. Guys will be like "I want a woman who is REAL and is intelligent" but why does the flashy girl take preference over the average one? And don't feel the need to defend yourself, just tell girls "hey, don't try that shit with me dude."

6 hours later 4006886 Anonymous
>like girl >other guy likes girl >other guy was friendzoned pretty hard >I haven't exactly been friendzoned yet but she doesn't seem all that interested >overhear girl's friend asking girl if she would dance with other guy at a party later today if he asked (I didn't go; had other shit to do) >she said she probably will because she didn't "want to let him down" Fuck.

7 hours later 4006906 eeyore
>>4006862 Maybe so. About a year or so ago, I just hit the point where I would see weird couples in public, I'd just think "as long as they're happy" because that's really all that matters. I cannot understand how most celebrities get together since they seem so braindead and empty, and their relationship is mostly fueled by looks. I don't disagree that looks are important, but theyre' not ~NUMBER ONE NOTHING BEATS LOOKS~ tier. For me, at least. The majority prefers looks over intelligence. Hell, society is anti-intellectual.

7 hours later 4006947 Anonymous
>>4006690 Cool cool. :)

7 hours later 4006950 Anonymous
>>4006906 Well, that's just what happens when you have a society that is fueled on looks as opposed to substance I guess, not saying that people that don't look good don't have substance but I think you have more people that would flourish otherwise questioning their self worth because they don't look absolutely fantastic. I think there's some importance to looking good however. I think a guy that takes care of himself to some extent would take preference over a guy that puts in no effort whatsoever, at least for me. I can imagine it's the same for guys. But I wonder with the way at least my generation is raised if both men and women were raised by these baby boomers to have these absurd standards and accept nothing less. Or maybe it's always been this way? What do I know. I meet some weird couples too I guess but they're not really that weird honestly. Like you can see from the circumstances why couples are together.

7 hours later 4006985 Anonymous
>Just finished writing and producing my first play >Play was good, but nothing really came of it. >Have made good contacts & am much younger than other people in my city's theatre/ film scene >Friend of mine had his first play bought and optioned as a film (admittedly he is five years older than I am) >Same friend is now in process of having his second play bought by big name theatre company >Has only had this success because he knows the right people >Can't help but feel like I will never achieve any of the success that he has >This is starting to ruin my motivation to live from day to day

7 hours later 4006996 Rhys
>I wish everything that has ever happened to me happens to my enemies >Rick is still at the school I wanted to go to. >Risk isn't dead

7 hours later 4007007 eeyore
>>4006950 That's what we have in a hedonistic society. Sucks. Society makes out physical appearance as more important than knowledge. Fucking retarded. I think it's getting worse but every generation is thought of to get worse and worse. Standards might be higher because of such a high pool to choose from with most people. We're not restricted to tiny villages/towns anymore. People regularly go visit other countries, go to school in another state/country, and there's the internet. >>4006985 Can you ask him to help you out with contacts?

7 hours later 4007098 Anonymous
>>4007007 No, that's what I've been saying for years. Especially with things like the 3DPD thing. How can you even compete with something that isn't even real honestly? As a woman what do you do when you have a whole generation of guys that want a woman who perpetually looks like they're 16? It's pretty distressing sometimes. And certain people make physical appearance out to be more important, like you said. It matters to everybody to some sense but the ones that it really matters to seem to be more vocal. Guys that really like a girl for her knowledge don't really want to be vocal about that, mostly because it's like "how will I appear to other people?"

7 hours later 4007114 eeyore
>>4007098 Japan is having that problem, I believe. Doesn't help when a lot of girls are vapid and airheaded. Eh I wouldn't give a fuck about what people thought about my preferences, but of course, mine are personal and I don't just tell people willy-nilly.

7 hours later 4007154 Anonymous
>>4007114 Yeah, I've heard about that. Luckily that's Japan but I can imagine a problem like that hitting stateside, I've heard problems of porn setting unrealistic standards for American men but not to the same extent as Japan. I mean your preferences shouldn't matter in the eyes of other people but they're always influenced to an extent on what is considered socially acceptable. Like for a long time it wasn't considered socially acceptable to like a woman with an ass and now it is, for a cheap example. Not that it's helped out much, just that you have to have nice boobs and a nice ass.

7 hours later 4007171 Anonymous
>>4007154 Why shouldn't your preferences matter to other people? What you like and don't like says volumes about your personality.

7 hours later 4007177 eeyore
>>4007154 Guh, you'd have to be retarded to accept porn as some kind of standard. Really? How long ago did women not have asses? Walking vaginas must have been spooky as fuck. But seriously, I get what you mean. I've always preferred smaller tits instead of disgusting humongous ones. >>4007171 Because they're YOUR preferences, and not someone else's.

7 hours later 4007199 Anonymous
I am completely and utterly alone. There is nobody I can talk to, so all of my problems remain locked up deep inside, like a poison until all I want to do is scream and cry and cut.

7 hours later 4007210 eeyore
>>4007199 >nobody I can talk to Well that's a lie, because we're all right here waiting for you to TALK.

7 hours later 4007230 Anonymous
>>4007171 *Stating your preferences Sorry about that. Also I'm in rantmode so knock me down a few notches if my logic is flawed (Which it totally is, I can see problems with my reasoning) >>4007177 You'd be surprised. I think it really deludes people if you watch enough. And shit, that would be spooky. But more of a flat pancake butt as opposed to a round one. And I think all guys really prefer smaller tits but it gives them something to look at maybe? I dunno what's up with boobs and how men react to them biologically, bio isn't my forte.

7 hours later 4007241 eeyore
>>4007230 I'm sure there are people who get too wrapped up in it. Silly though. Me either, honestly. Being flat is more ideal than too big, imo.

7 hours later 4007247 Anonymous
Social anxiety is becoming a huge problem for me. I feel like I need counseling, but I don't want to waste their time with my trivial problems.

7 hours later 4007255 eeyore
>>4007247 What problems might those be?

7 hours later 4007272 Anonymous
>>4007255 The Anxiety. There are times when I consider it to be really bad, but others when I think there are probably people with more serious issues and I should just stop complaining.

7 hours later 4007280 eeyore
>>4007272 If you think it'll help you, then see someone. But if you think you can control it, then keep doing that.

7 hours later 4007281 Anonymous
>>4007241 Well yeah, but I think there's things like porn and the TV and magazines and whatnot that delude both men and women at every turn. And with globalization there hasn't been more diversity in what is considered beautiful, but more of an unachievable standard. So people that would otherwise feel comfortable in the way that they look feel pretty damn inadequate compared to this global standard. And because people now know what they're "missing out on" are searching for this unachievable ideal. Who knows. You're born with what you're born with and implants are always silly. Why would you put foreign objects in your body? People don't have surgeries to place shrapnel in them, what part of putting silicon in your body sounds safe and rational to people?

7 hours later 4007303 Anonymous
>>4007280 I think it can help. I'm giving myself another week to really try to break it, but if I can't make any progress by next weekend I'm making an appointment.

7 hours later 4007304 eeyore
>>4007281 Definitely. The media really fucks everybody up. I understand that too. Say there's a top-tier nationality, and if you're not apart of it, you can never look "top-tier". Just forcing insecurities on people. I agree. Implants are disgusting, and rarely, if ever, look decent. Girls need to stop being stupid and getting implants.

7 hours later 4007307 Anonymous
Failing Organic Chemistry 1 :( still a virgin. wonder every night what it would be like to off myself--sometimes I wish I could just sleep for a very long time.

7 hours later 4007319 eeyore
>>4007303 Sounds like a good plan you got in motion. Should do the trick. >>4007307 I think failing a class is more important than being a virgin. Can you do anything to fix your grade?

7 hours later 4007334 Anonymous
stoned and alone in my room, eating cheese, delicious. missing my ex-lover. got to cuddle with him, almost had sex but i stopped it, but now his girlfriend is here too and obviously she hates my guts, so i got the hell out of there. but i'd rather be smoking with him than alone, but i don't want to be social with my friends from college. i know it's bad but he's 17 years my senior. i'm lonely and i'm jaded and i was recently told i'm "lifeless" compared to some "vibrant" art student chicks feels weird

7 hours later 4007351 Anonymous
>>4007319 I'm gonna have a talk with my professor, and I'm gonna get some friends to tutor me. I reallyyyyyy cannot fail this, as it's an important part of my major (ChemE). And I cannot allow myself to fail, as my parents have thrown a lot of money at my schooling.

7 hours later 4007375 Anonymous
>>4007304 Implants are silly but I think in some cases plastic surgery adds confidence where there is none. But in most cases, it doesn't have to come to that. At least American society focuses on being masculine (from the observations I've established) so even women are convinced as not to really vocalize their insecurities as not to inconvenience people/look for attention. So instead, implants are used to fix problems. I think saying that girls are stupid isn't a well thought through statement, I'd rather say irrational. If women had the decency to just voice their actual problems (same with a lot of men, I mean look at /r9k/) there would be a lot less hostility and jumping to things such as plastic surgery as a conclusion. It's sad, but I can see there being a backlash of some sort. Trends come in waves. And shit man, my roommate says she's going to steal one of my beers because I took one of hers, but she told my roommate if she gets shitfaced off her beers that she'll buy groceries for two weeks for her. Talk about woman logic, but maybe I'm pissed because this outcome doesn't favor me.

7 hours later 4007391 Anonymous
My best friend from high school started dating the girl I loved this summer, I graduated and moved out of state but I still talk with him on skype. they're still together and I still talk to him all he time but it still hurts Also life is annoying, I'd rather just stay inside than do anything of value or interest. My self esteem is low and I only have one friend at my college. And I'm kind of a pussy.

7 hours later 4007401 Anonymous
>>4007334 Take it from me, move on. He's not worth it, he'll cuddle with you, have sex with you, not care about her? Sounds like a useless human being. You know what makes you something better than him too? You stopped having sex with him. It means you were rational enough to realize "hey, this isn't going to go anywhere." Just trust your gut, for you it seems like it'll lead you good places. And everybody is vibrant when they're young, the true star players are people that are rational when they're young or vibrant when they're old. Just stick to your guns, but if I were to give you advice it's to stop wasting time with this guy.

8 hours later 4007419 Anonymous
>>4007307 Ok, OC is fucking hard. You know that, I know that. Just don't fail and you'll be fine. Relax. Also, doesn't everybody feel that? I'd rather be a virgin (Well I guess I'm that too) than experience monotony. Whatever you do, don't let your life collapse into something monotonous. And sleeping for a really long time never helped anybody. Maybe rip van winkle. I dunno.

8 hours later 4007444 eeyore
>>4007334 >wanting to be with a guy who almost fucks you while in a relationship How retarded. >>4007351 I'm in the same boat with math. I hope we both can pass. >>4007375 In a class I took last semester, it said that it's best to have bother masculine and feminine traits. Not like that would ever become popular though. Honesty and proper openness would do this world a lot of good. I get the concept of plastic surgery to fix a correction but I can't agree with using it for vanity. I had two beers earlier and didn't feel a thing from them. That does sound outrageous since groceries are way more expensive than beer is. I think I'm gonna lie down in bed and read until I fall asleep. You're welcome to email me and we can continue this conversation or something. You're alright. >>4007391 Love is not infatuation. Try not to get hung up even more. -- As always, email in email field. Anyone is welcome to message me if they need someone to talk to or want to get something off their chest in full confidentiality. >captcha: tiodmu psychology: Fitting. Good night, robots.

8 hours later 4007445 Anonymous
>>4007391 He knew btw. He knew how I felt. I'm acting like I'm over it though.

8 hours later 4007449 Anonymous
>mfw attractive and funny, people like being around me >mfw super into WoW >mfw people invite me to dinner or parties or some shit and i dont go to raid and do 3's holy shit it the best fucking feeling, like you just slammed a gallon of H, and being so self absorbed makes it even better, jesus christ im tingling just thinking about it

8 hours later 4007454 Anonymous
>>4007444 I think it's compounded by the fact that I really have nobody else to be remotely close to right now.

8 hours later 4007468 Anonymous
i feel like my social life is shit, with just a couple friends.... but a cute girl did message me on facebook yesterday so maybe there is hope?

8 hours later 4007552 Anonymous
>>4007444 Sent an e-mail, just in case you check it before bed.

8 hours later 4007562 Anonymous
she came back again, with all the same niceties that have charmed me in the past. i make her happy, i'm the best guy out there, she's in love with me. and i'm in love with her still, that's why i took her back even though every time we do this whole dance, she's more and more of a dick at the end when she loses interest. and now she's starting those subtle slights again. little instances of cruelty and hypocrisy that i don't notice until later. i try to stand up for myself but she has ways of making me think it's ok for her to treat me that way. she's probably moving away again in a few months and i won't have to worry about it. but shit, why did she have to come back? when she first called i told her it was ok that she just needed some comfort and i wasn't going to come after her romantically. but then she pushed it. and now she's backing off again? i'm not even all up in her shit, i give her plenty of space. she's always the one to call me. and on top of all that she's being a dick again? it's probably because i let her. and she needs to take her frustrations out because she needs to be seen as nice and fun by everyone else. maybe i should just ignore what she says because she doesn't really mean it and there's no point in arguing her own cruel, pointless, and contradictory statements about me. why didn't i just tell her to fuck off when she called like i promised myself i would? last time was unforgivable. why did i forgive her?

8 hours later 4007572 Anonymous
i can't get down to fucking vamos and i don't want to spend the time killing those fucking skeletons. i don't know why i even want a fire weapon since i have to go kill quelaag next but fuck this is frustrating. had to get it off my chest

8 hours later 4007626 Anonymous (kenny hotz.png 309x302 157kB)
>girlfriend dumped me thursday >friday she came into the restaurant I work at with a lesbian girl she used to fuck in high school >went on break, only to see her making out with said lesbian in the car I bought her with my own money >say fuck it, buy a fifth of booze and drink until I pass out last night >watching friend's chickens/dog/cats while he is away for the weekend, have had a 6 pack, 2 40s, and the better part of a fifth today alone I just want my liver to fail so I don't have to live this pathetic life anymore

8 hours later 4007650 Anonymous
The guy I usually talk to this time of night hasn't been online for a week. Either he's dead, I fucked something up terribly the last time we talked, or he actually has a life. It's the not knowing that's driving me insane. I don't want to go to sleep because I might miss a chance to talk to him again, but if I stay up all night I probably won't be functional tomorrow. I'd text him but a) I'd much rather talk over Skype and b) sending a text at one in the morning is creepy as fuck. I'm aware I sound obsessed, paranoid, and utterly pathetic, but I'm just worried something might have happened to him. To be painfully cliched, I've never met anyone like him before. To make a convoluted, poorly-written story short, losing him now would fuck me over for a really, really long time.

8 hours later 4007675 Anonymous
I've been posting on /v/ for 6 years, but haven't beaten a video game since 2010 I post daily on /v/, but haven't even played a video game since july

8 hours later 4007700 Anonymous
>>4007650 One in the morning isn't that late, honestly. Just drop him a casually worded text asking what's going on and hope that he replies.

8 hours later 4007747 Anonymous
>>4007454 >He's the only person I'm remotely close to >I don't talk to any of my other friends What does this guy have over them? Other than being closer to your father age.

8 hours later 4007794 Anonymous (1212-20850.gif 320x240 57kB)
Smitten over a bartender, didn't give two shits until I had a dream about her. Know it probably wouldn't work out anyway but she's a cool chick Don't shit where you eat, right?

8 hours later 4007820 Anonymous
>>4007700 Well it's now closer to two, but I'll try anyway. Thanks, anon.

8 hours later 4007843 Anonymous
>>4007626 You fucking pussy zzHaha

8 hours later 4007850 Anonymous
So I had a girlfriend for almost two years and it was okay. I mean, sometimes it was incredible but I lied to her a lot. In the end it was a mostly mutual breakup. Now, almost a year later, she wants to hang out. We're kind of friends but I get really sad talking to her because I've spent the entire time without her realizing that what I thought I wanted I didn't, and that I really had feelings for her and still do. wat do r9k

8 hours later 4007860 Anonymous
>>4007747 *father's Took me longer than it should have. Also, I'm not trying to be hostile, I honestly want to know.

8 hours later 4007884 Anonymous
>>4007850 Go for it! Meet up for a cup of coffee, watch a movie, share some ice cream? Discuss your relationship and why it failed, though don't dwell too much on it or she'll think you're still stuck in the past.

9 hours later 4007902 Anonymous
>>4007572 What's stopping you from getting to Vamos?

9 hours later 4007907 Anonymous
>>4007884 We've already talked about why it failed and etc. The other problem being she's got a boyfriend now. Her second since we broke up. I'm not 100% sure what I'm expecting to hear from any of you because I'm pretty sure I fucked up badly enough that it's at that point where it's better to have her as a friend than as nothing.

9 hours later 4007929 Anonymous
>>4007626 What episode is this?

9 hours later 4008082 Anonymous
>>4007929 episodayoDICK

10 hours later 4008429 Anonymous
>>4007902 the skeletons. obviously

16 hours later 4010495 eeyore
This thread didn't die? Whoa.

16 hours later 4010647 Anonymous
>>4003294 I lost the woman I loved to her anxiety issues. All I want is to be back with her. I've been through months of pain. Over and over she would come back to me. I almost broke her anxiety issues. I need to get back with her. It's the thing I want the most. I love her so fucking much.

16 hours later 4010664 eeyore
>>4010647 If you were helping her through her issues, then why on earth would she leave you? Women are so confusing.

16 hours later 4010672 Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
>>4010664 >women are so confusing It might help if you leave the basement anon-kun. Things seem confusing when you aren't used to them ^_^

17 hours later 4010718 Anonymous
>>4010664 She left me with the whole "I don't think i'm ready for a serious relationship yet." She's called me the love of her life. The only person she's called that. She's never been happier with anyone else. When I was with her, her mother constantly bashed her with uncertainty. Telling her that she's not ready to make these kind of decisions. Telling her that she needs to look out at life more first. She gave in without admitting it. Now she has the mindset that she needs to make millions of mistakes to rule out the final choice that she'll stick with. It's a terrible mentality that will leave her with anxiety, because once she has made her decision, she'll always have the "what if?" question in the back of her mind and the cycle repeats itself. I need to get back with her. I need to break this cycle. I don't know how to get back with her...

17 hours later 4010735 eeyore
>>4010718 I'm sorry, friend. She sounds a bit immature if she can't finalize decisions without the help of her mother. And she's definitely controlled by her if her mother has so much visible sway over her. Just try to make it known how helpful you were to her and hope that she knows that and how important you are to her, and her mental state.

19 hours later 4012016 eeyore
Should I just keep this thread up often? Or let it die and remake one every few days? Constructive feedback is key.

20 hours later 4012662 Anonymous
>>4012016 I'd go with option B, so we can mull things over a while longer between threads and you can get more studying in.

20 hours later 4012873 Anonymous
>>4010735 Well, I told her that i'm going to remove myself from her life so she could figure herself out and that if she ever figures herself out and needs me again, i'll be there.

20 hours later 4012899 eeyore
>>4012662 Sure. That sounds better anyhow. I've just been making them daily lately because I'm bored and this is about the only kind of thread I can actually get discussion from. >>4012873 If she's not going to realize how invaluable you are, then it's best to (try and) move on.

22 hours later 4013967 Anonymous
>>4010718 You know, you can't pick up a broken person, fix him/her and then expect that person to still love you the same way. You'd deserve the love maybe, but love doesn't go to who deserves it. Love doesn't work that way. If she loved you when she was unstable, who knows if she'll love you once she's stable? Her whole judgment was compromised. Coming from experience.

23 hours later 4014377 eeyore
>>4013967 Yep. That's how love seems to go. If you care about somebody even though they're broken, and you help them become someone better, your usefulness has disappeared and they proceed to find someone new. Fun stuff!

23 hours later 4014715 Anonymous
My school's homecoming was yesterday (it's an Americlap thing, Google it). I danced with these three girls (I'll call them A, B, and C). I slow danced with A. She was cute, but had a flat tone of voice when we were talking (may have been disinterested or just bored? IDK). Did the same thing with B. She was more lively than A, but isn't all that attractive. Then I grinded with C. She's pretty cute. Now where should I go from here? I'd be down to at least meet up with these girls sometime. It's the easiest to talk to girl A during school, plus I'm probably the most familiar with her. but whatever. Any advice? BTW eeyore, you're my favorite trip

25 hours later 4016057 Anonymous
>>4013967 So...This is a lost cause...? Should I just go and see what happens? Go as in, cut ties with her.

26 hours later 4016608 Anonymous
>>4016057 You know her better than we do, but she sounds like a lost cause, dependent on her mother and incapable of accepting help from someone who is willing to sacrifice so much for her. You're better off without her.

29 hours later 4018490 eeyore
The feels are hitting me hard tonight. Anybody else troubled?

30 hours later 4018573 Anonymous
I just feel like my life's going nowhere. I thought I was special because I can draw well and have natural musical abilities. How does that actually benefit society or make anyone give a shit what I do? What's the point in putting so much effort into songs that won't be heard anyway? I'm at the bottom and I can't see a way out. I have no one to blame but myself. It's only getting colder.

30 hours later 4018594 eeyore
>>4018573 If you have natural music abilities, you might have the chance to get somewhere, and people would definitely hear you if you're on tour, releasing albums, that sort of stuff.

30 hours later 4018617 Anonymous
Fucking feels out the ass, I'm about to go psycho.

30 hours later 4018666 Anonymous
Going to fall asleep soon and wake up about 4 hours later and have a violent anxiety attack. Not looking forward to this

30 hours later 4018682 eeyore
>>4018617 Feels on wheels, man. >>4018666 Do you often have attacks upon awaking?

30 hours later 4018720 Anonymous
I have become quite the angry person as I have grown older, I usually dispel most of it at the gym but I am noticing that it isn't working as well as it used to. I catch myself daydreaming about committing violence just for the sheer rush. I've been a pretty nice and meek person my entire life so this is pretty disconcerting for me. I would never have considered myself capable of violence but I am finding fewer reasons to hold back anymore

30 hours later 4018745 Anonymous
>>4018682 I get the butterflies feeling for a few days, then in one night I will get a hysterical feeling followed by a calmness and will fall asleep and wake up to a painful anxiety attack

30 hours later 4018782 eeyore
>>4018720 I don't know, man. Lots of people get thoughts of that but it's serious if you can't control it. >>4018745 That's really strange.

30 hours later 4018799 Anonymous
>>4014715 Can anyone help me out with this? I just need some advice before I fall asleep tonight.

30 hours later 4018880 Anonymous
>>4018799 Talk to the one you find most attractive, and also the one who responded best to you. Since A is closest, try her first and gauge her response, then move onto C if A doesn't work out in my opinion.

30 hours later 4018914 Anonymous
>>4018880 Any other tips?

30 hours later 4018961 Anonymous
>>4018914 In terms of conversation just mention you had fun at homecoming and suggest you should hang out someplace like at the mall or whatever it is you kids do all day. Or set up a lunch/dinner date somewhere either with her alone or with a group of your mutual friends.

30 hours later 4018995 Anonymous
A friend of mine tried to cheat on his girlfriend with me months ago, not sure if I led him on, but I'm avoiding anything that might give him the wrong idea and that's not what I'm asking about. They've been broken up for some time now, and he mentioned yesterday that he had told her, and she didn't really react. Meanwhile I'm still mad as hell and have a pretty poor opinion of him. Why is this? To avoid confusion, he's never expressed romantic interest, just sexual.

30 hours later 4019061 eeyore
>>4018995 I'd have a poor opinion of someone who tried to cheat too. And he only wanted you for sex so that probably is a factor in your opinion towards him too.

31 hours later 4019077 Anonymous
>>4018720 It might just be curiosity. If you behave a certain way, it's not strange that you would be fascinated with something vastly different, especially if you feel that you're holding a lot in,

31 hours later 4019152 Anonymous
I've been depressed for a crazily long period of time now and I'm not sure when it's going to go away.

31 hours later 4019221 Anonymous
>>4019152 How long is "a crazily long period of time now" and how old are you?

31 hours later 4019247 Anonymous
I'll graduate top of my class in pilot school right? I won't fail anything, right?

31 hours later 4019260 eeyore
>>4019152 It might not go away. Welcome to depression. >>4019247 Sure.

31 hours later 4019428 eeyore
Good night, r9k. Be good to each other.

31 hours later 4019593 Anonymous
I pooped in a mailbox today. I'm afraid it can be tracked back to me. Can- can they I.D. someone from their poo?

32 hours later 4019745 Anonymous
im nervous as shit about going to basic combat training with the army. >terrified of fucking heights >i have to climb a 50 foot obstacle >makes my hands sweaty just thinking about it. ironically, im actually excited about the drill sergeants.

40 hours later 4022592 eeyore
>>4019593 They should be able to get DNA from it, so yes. >>4019745 That's the wrong usage of irony.

40 hours later 4022616 Anonymous
She's going to be at that party this weekend with her girlfriend/my ex, and she hasn't spoken to me in 8 months. Last time she saw me all she did was curl up into her arms and kiss her over and over again. I don't know what to do.

40 hours later 4022628 Anonymous
I almost cheated on my girlfriend last weekend. She is the nicest person I have ever met, and I fell guilty as fuck.

40 hours later 4022672 Anonymous
Me and my girlfriend have been broken up for a few months now and I'm insanely sexually frustrated and I can't get any anywhere. FUCK

40 hours later 4022675 eeyore
>>4022616 Stay away from that girl? Sounds obvious. >>4022628 You should. If you can't control your hormones, then leave the relationship.

41 hours later 4022767 Anonymous
I haven't praised the sun for months now. Feels Dickwraiths man.

41 hours later 4022868 Anonymous
Had sex with some girl one week ago while staying up at uni with a friend. Was very drunk and didn't wrap up. Have been in touch with her since and at the time she said she'd been tested recently, but now I'm waiting another week or so to get a reliant STD test. Worst thing is I've already got a tiny amount of clear discharge after peeing - so I've gotta wait for a reliable test even though I'm pretty sure I've got chlamydia or some shit.

42 hours later 4023377 eeyore
>>4022868 Don't be scared; put a rubber on the head.

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