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2012-09-22 05:03 3843187 Anonymous (Untitled.jpg 516x325 42kB)
>being a kissless virgin
>not finding a submissive girl who will follow your orders without question
ISHYGDDT. Grow a fucking pair, bros.
1 min later 3843203 EaT
>finding out girls do this shit specifically to betray you behind your back with someone like me becasue it gets them off even harder
2 min later 3843210 >greentext
If I could "grow a pair", I wouldn't be a kissless virgin, would I?
2 min later 3843211 swami
a relationship where in bed one person fills one role is not a good relationship at all.
for a relationship to work out both parties need to switch occasionally.
for instance, sometimes i femdom one of my fwbs or i let him dominate me in any manner which he pleases. it helps both of us get off and sex never stays boring.
3 min later 3843226 Anonymous (485e52b0ebb3d49abca7590ac6b7740f809be13c.png 300x300 9kB)
>>3843187
>not finding a girl to boss you around and order you when to jerk off
step it up sensei.
4 min later 3843237 Anonymous
>>3843211
>swami
>in charge of healthy relationships\
5 min later 3843246 Anonymous
>>3843203
>someone like me
Whiteknight, touchy feely faggots like you get sloppy seconds. Enjoy.
10 min later 3843298 Anonymous
>>3843211
I hate to agree with swami but this kinda
relationships that are so excessively one-sided don't even sound fun, like do you really want to have to give EVERY order? or shit, to only ever do anything if you have orders, really man, do you have NO agency?
17 min later 3843349 Anonymous
>>3843187
But that's the same person talking...
18 min later 3843355 Anonymous
Sorry, bro, but submissive girls are so last summer.
18 min later 3843364 Anonymous
>not realizing that OP has 2 facebook accounts and is talking to himself using his phone and computer
>2012
22 min later 3843401 Anonymous
>>3843364
they both have the same profile pic its probably not even 2 accounts.
>Dat Kissless virgin
23 min later 3843411 Anonymous (lt8wig0JUa1qeu9qwo1_500.jpg 500x281 29kB)
guys exist to serve women, deal with it
for the few dominant guys that exist there are thousands of pathetic sissys who dont mind if you dress them up like a maid and let them like your feet
27 min later 3843442 Anonymous (1344957170386.png 361x355 39kB)
>>3843411
>>3843411
Well, damn.
31 min later 3843480 Anonymous
God, you're pathetic in a way, OP. I bet you choose pussy girls because you can't handle a strong-willed one.
33 min later 3843508 Anonymous
> having a conversation with yourself on Facebook
Beta as hell
33 min later 3843511 Anonymous
>>3843411
I think that's something of an exaggeration, but there's certainly an excess of submissive guys out there.
38 min later 3843571 Anonymous
>>3843411
>implying it's easy to find said sissies
even among the gay community they're hard to find
I just want someone I can dress up and be pretty with ;~;
40 min later 3843596 EaT
>>3843411
"Dominant" girls get MORE clingy than submissive girls when you successfully dominate them.
55 min later 3843758 Anonymous
>>3843411
>guys exist to serve women, deal with it
hahahahahahahhaha.
oh women, how cute you are with your naivety.
do me a favour, when you're 30 or 35, come back here and see if you still think the same.
you exist to fuck. very few women, and less and less these days, are even worthy of being treated as an equal.
those girls that are, are wonderful.
the rest of you are just an array of orifices, so unless by 'serving' you really mean 'abusing' or 'creampie'ing' then you got that shit all backwards.
55 min later 3843760 Anonymous
>>3843571
>>3843571
Another guy?
57 min later 3843781 Anonymous
>>3843760
well duh, women wearing women's clothing isn't any kind of kinky fun
1 hours later 3843831 Anonymous
I'd let a girl make me wear her make-up and dress me up, but I'd act like I didn't want to do it. I wouldn't just jump at the opportunity like I always wanted to try it. Even though I have.
1 hours later 3843878 Anonymous
>>3843758
>do me a favour, when you're 30 or 35, come back here and see if you still think the same.
i read this "argument" here quite often but its obvious you guys are just some pathetic little bitches who dont even go out. my mother is 42 and still gots a lot of attention from guys of all ages, so whats your point?
this whole board is living proof how pathetic men are and that they need women to rule over them, active or passive, doesnt matte
1 hours later 3843910 Anonymous
>>3843781
>>3843781
Oh, well, you're a guy too? Hope you find someone.
1 hours later 3843925 Anonymous
>>3843758
On a basic biological level, men really do exist to serve women. Look around you. Alphas are not the majority, betas are. Males are not the default sex on a basic biological level either. The only species that can reproduce without sexual reproduction are hermaphrodites or entirely female.
Female submission is just an illusion to keep males submitting to them in the big picture. Read The Manipulated Man, you'll understand someday.
1 hours later 3843935 Anonymous
>>3843878
Yep. The unfortunate truth is that loser 20 year olds will be loser 40 year olds.
The truth hurts, huh?
1 hours later 3843939 Anonymous
>>3843878
Keep on truckin' with your delusion bby.
Attention does not equate to relationship. I'm sure if there's no other options, pumping and dumping your mother is better than nothing.
Fact remains, when the choice is between her or some 20 year old slut? Your mother is gonna lose every time.
The only people who show women of that age any attention and want to date them are the biggest losers and beta faggots in existence.
Keep on believing that they constitute more than a tiny percentage though, if it helps you sleep at night.
Like I said, come back when you're that age and we'll talk about it then shall we?
1 hours later 3843948 Anonymous
>>3843935
what truth, that women of all ages get way more attention and people who go after them than men?
youre probably just mad as fuck that you were born as an inferior male
1 hours later 3843961 Anonymous
>>3843878
>my mother is 42 and still gots a lot of attention from guys of all ages
Fuck, this. My mother is a fucking hag at 55, and she is still finding betas to pay for her shit. The only thing she has going for her is not being fat, but that's not saying much, she's still a fucking bag of bones and makeup.
She doesn't have a good personality either. I am seriously baffled by how she ropes these fuckers into letting her leech off of them.
1 hours later 3843970 Anonymous
>>3843948
No, I'm saying most guys that lost the dating game in their 20s aren't going to suddenly win in their 40s. It's kind of sad that they've been deluded by a few PUAs trying to make a buck, it just sets them up for disappointment.
1 hours later 3843974 Anonymous
>>3843939
>Fact remains, when the choice is between her or some 20 year old slut? Your mother is gonna lose every time.
lol and you think women wouldnt pick the 20-year old hottie with abs over the 40 year old guy if they dont have a father-complex? HAHA
keep on dreaming, faggot
and dont come with.. uhh girls like mature men.. well fuck, you know how many guys fucking love mature women?
you will ALWAYS be inferor to a woman... even to 40 year old ones ;) stay mad, sissy
1 hours later 3843984 Anonymous
Submission means relinquishing control, and by extension, responsibility.
Yeah, she'll follow your orders. For now. Once she gets bored she'll dump you without hesitation or regret simply by being "forced to" by whatever guy she's after.
Submissive girls are fun and all but if you are considering relationshitting things up with one make damn sure the submissive behaviour is strictly confined to sex and not her life or behaviour in general.
1 hours later 3843985 Anonymous
>>3843939
>Fact remains, when the choice is between her or some 20 year old slut?
Here's the thing: only about 10% of guys can afford to fuck those 20 year old sluts. It's only going to get worse as young girls become more and more entitled in the next decade or so. We're going to be looking at 2-5% unless you're fucking fat ones.
1 hours later 3843996 EaT
ITT: bitter girls trying to feel superior to guys
bitter guys trying to feel superior to girls
everyone blatantly unhappy
1 hours later 3844004 Anonymous
My mother is over 40 and even had guys who stalked her at her working place or when she went to the library came up to her and tried to get her number. My father, while still good looking, doesnt get HALF the attention my mom gets... I know its a nice fantasy to believe that suddenly, when you are 40 men are more desired but its really not true.
1 hours later 3844013 Anonymous
>>3843996
>implying you have to be bitter to have this kind of opinion
naive faggot, arent you?
1 hours later 3844022 EaT
>>3844013
Yea... not bitter at all...
1 hours later 3844028 Anonymous
>>3844004
>I know its a nice fantasy to believe that suddenly, when you are 40 men are more desired but its really not true.
Yeah this really only works if you are a smalltime johnny depp or even better johnny depp himself
By 40 most robots will have offed themselves or started balding/gotten as fat as the girls they mock/developed ED
1 hours later 3844031 Anonymous
>>3844022
Yea.. not naive at all....
1 hours later 3844041 Anonymous
>>3843985
>Here's the thing: only about 10% of guys can afford to fuck those 20 year old sluts.
It's MUCH less than 10%. Unless you were alpha all your life and have a great job and look good for your age, you're fucked forever.
1 hours later 3844057 EaT
>>3844031
Whats naive about pointing out your state of rage because you aren't having sex?
Your attack doesn't even make sense.
1 hours later 3844078 Anonymous
>>3844057
first of all faggot im a woman which basically means i can have sex whenever i want
second of all its naive as fuck to say that someone with a certain opinion MUST be bitter. bitch please you probably dont know shit so dont act like you are robot-freud or something
1 hours later 3844101 Anonymous
>>3843910
well a girl is fine too, but then it's just me being pretty and you being a normal girl
but I guess there's still POSSIBILITIES
1 hours later 3844109 Anonymous
>>3844078
>>3844078
You type like a very manly woman.
1 hours later 3844117 Anonymous
>>3844109
and what? move along faggot
1 hours later 3844126 Anonymous
>>3843974
What? Who said that?
Nobody.
Women wont pick the 20 year old guy at that age because they're looking to be provided for and taken care of and to leech like the parasites they are.
Sounds like someones just mad their SMV falls with age, shame.
1 hours later 3844141 EaT
>>3844078
Your posts are pure narcissism used to protect you from your own feelings of insecurity. Hows that for robot-freud?
You aren't a woman. You are a little girl flailing about the room.
1 hours later 3844144 Anonymous
>>3844117
>>3844117
I was just saying.
1 hours later 3844148 Anonymous
>>3843996
It's so sad because we could very easily solve this whole problem by pooling our limited funding and arranging a national /r9k/ secret orgy society so everybody could finally get laid. We could get the events rolling by supplying liquor and hookers to make the mood right.
Hell, we could even provide car pooling services to get robots who don't have cars to the events. Of course they'd have to provide something of value because it isn't a charity.
Hell, if we get enough money, we could even buy a little yellow bus to ferry around hookers and blow to get lonely robots laid. We could film the events and make a porn site out of it.
We could call it "Out of the basement and into the pussy: Adventures of the shag bus."
It would be a cult classic. The whole gimmic is that it would be nerds doing things they never thought they'd do. We would ride around the country changing lives and popping cherries, and in the process we'd discover a few things about ourselves. It would be an epic road trip.
We could do it in an episode format. Like, episode one would be a fancy stylish introduction in the southwest that blatantly rips off the intro to Borderlands, only the hunter twirls a dildo instead of a knife and Lilith is getting gangbanged in the back.
1 hours later 3844152 Anonymous
>>3844126
>Sounds like someones just mad their SMV falls with age, shame.
You seriously bought into that bullshit?
1 hours later 3844156 Anonymous
>>3844126
lol, are you guys even leaving the Internet or what about what kind of world are you guys talking?
you see a lot of 20 year olds with old men? no? well guess why, faggot. because if you are not a rich or really handsome 40 year old, no one gives a fuck.
and just because a girls gets together with a weatlhy, older guy doesnt mean he loves him, she still fucks the handsome surfer boy behind his back, retard.
1 hours later 3844165 Anonymous
>>3843985
>can afford to
And that's the point. 40 year old guys can afford it, they have the money. That's why both young and old sluts want them.
1 hours later 3844170 Anonymous
>>3844148
> implying this massive orgy of spaghetti wouldn't be filmed for reddit viewing pleasure
>>3844156
> I know just how everything works, trust me.
1 hours later 3844180 Anonymous
I actually don't know any girl who is together with a guy who is 7+ year older than her, so what are you people even talking about? It is normal that the guy in the relationship is always 2-3 years older, but thats it.
But 40-year olds with hot 20-year olds? That only happens if you are rich or the girl has daddy issues. And even if that happens - its basically like hiring a prostitute, the girl is only interested in your money, so there is no difference between this and a whore.
1 hours later 3844181 Anonymous
>>3844165
>40 year old guys can afford it, they have the money
What percentage of 40 year old guys? I sure as fuck won't have any money, I'm poor as shit at 30, and I'll be even poorer at 40.
If your life hasn't been going upwards since the earliest age, it's only going to go downwards faster and faster as you grow older.
1 hours later 3844186 Anonymous
>>3844152
>writes smv off as PUA bullshit
>hypergamy has existed long before PUA ever came about
>hypergamy, the dictionary meaning of the word, is based entirely on smv
good job.
1 hours later 3844201 Anonymous
>>3843187
>had a relationship like this
>lost it a few days ago
>wish i was dead.
1 hours later 3844202 Anonymous
>>3844156
>and just because a girls gets together with a weatlhy, older guy doesnt mean he loves him, she still fucks the handsome surfer boy behind his back, retard.
What's your point?
Does anyone care?
The point is it comes down to a young dumb whore who still has her looks vs an old dumb whore who's lost her only value.
You're not going to be settling down with either of them, they're there to stick your dick in and nothing else.
1 hours later 3844210 Anonymous
>>3844186
>>3844186
Go to bed, Derrida.
1 hours later 3844220 Anonymous
>>3843237
She's actually making an excellent point here.
1 hours later 3844238 Anonymous
>>3844220
No "she" isn't.
1 hours later 3844244 Anonymous (436346346.jpg 355x355 101kB)
>>3844202
>this thread
>guys with no money and no good looks desperately believe they will be more desirable than girls when they get older
stay delusional, faggots.
1 hours later 3844251 swami
>>3844220
i tend to do that a lot.
>>3844238
k lol why so upset? because the very thing you despise is right?
1 hours later 3844259 Anonymous
>>3844251
I'll never take your virginity.
1 hours later 3844270 Anonymous
>>3844244
This is what I don't get. They don't realize that this applies only to the very small percentage of guys (and if they were in that percentage they'd know it already). All other men will become even more invisible than they are now. Think you're "creepy" now? Wait until you're 45 and can't even go outside without police arresting you for being a pedo and shit.
1 hours later 3844275 swami
>>3844259
it's pretty hard to take something i lost when i was 14 years old, lol
1 hours later 3844281 Anonymous
>>3843187
But l want to be the submissive one.
1 hours later 3844284 Anonymous
>>3844270
well atleast someone with a brain here
1 hours later 3844291 EaT
>>3844148
Pussy is not all there is too it.
Just like the angry girl says. Most of them can laid any time, but I know many attractive girls who are very unhappy.
Sex can create just as much regret as it can happiness, but there is a certain kind of rage you can spot from someone who's sexually unfulfilled.
1 hours later 3844304 Anonymous
>>3844284
I think this might be something women perpetuate in order to keep the undesirable men away from them and working on accumulating resources so that they might be eligible eventually. Same school of thought as "you'll find the right one eventually" etc.
1 hours later 3844316 Anonymous
>>3844291
this little faggot-freud is still here? i didnt even notice you answered me
1 hours later 3844328 Anonymous
>>3844275
Well, my tongue will never grace your feet
1 hours later 3844330 Anonymous
>>3844281
That can be easily arranged, I'm looking for a new toy. Got any messengers?
1 hours later 3844341 Anonymous
>>3844304
>to keep the undesirable men away from them and working on accumulating resources so that they might be eligible eventually
Why is this a bad thing? If you're undesirable, why should they date you? Also, if you're off working on yourself so you do become desirable, everybody wins! You become desirable, and others get a new desirable mate on the market.
1 hours later 3844347 Anonymous
I prefer a bossy girl myself, OP. I don't know what to do with another submissive person.
1 hours later 3844372 Anonymous
>>3844330
Don't get my hopes up. I'm old, fat and ugly.
1 hours later 3844376 Anonymous
>>3844341
I'm not even going to respond to this because it's an obvious femitard troll, but to everyone who thinks it's a serious post, think a minute about what's being suggested here before replying.
1 hours later 3844385 EaT
>>3844316
Good job conniving me you aren't bitter by declaring you didn't notice me... while noticing me.
Work on shortening your tantrums.
1 hours later 3844395 Anonymous
>>3844372
Even better. Better yet, you can contact me at itscoolbro on skype.
1 hours later 3844428 Anonymous
>>3844165
>40 year old guys can afford it, they have the money.
About a third of them do. Remove all the sweaty, scruffy, fat ones and you have about 5%. 10% will still be able to get laid because they have enough money/game to make up for it, but most will be left confused as to why they didn't suddenly win the dating game.
2 hours later 3844506 Anonymous
>>3844148
The problem with this idea is 95% of people on /r9k/ are either ugly/fat/unhygienic and everybody only wants to fuck descent looking, fit, hygienic individuals.
I would rather stay a virgin than fuck an ugly or fat bitch, to be completely honest with you.
2 hours later 3844523 Anonymous
This thread had some promise. It looked like it was going to be Dominant Women General, but it went somewhere else.
Ihasasad.png
2 hours later 3844608 Anonymous
>>3844506
>I would rather stay a virgin than fuck an ugly or fat bitch, to be completely honest with you.
I love fat chicks. Don't mind ugly unless it's horrifyingly ugly.
Too bad a fat ugly chick wouldn't want me because they still want their Edward Clooney.
2 hours later 3844645 Anonymous
I'm lost behind all the text.
2 hours later 3844670 Anonymous
>>3843187
I wouldn't admit it IRL, but this is actually pretty hot and I wish a guy would talk to me like this.
2 hours later 3844694 Anonymous
>>3844670
>>3844670
Get on that ham on cheese or else, whore.
2 hours later 3844982 Anonymous
>>3844608
>Too bad a fat ugly chick wouldn't want me because they still want their Edward Clooney.
HAHAHA!! That shit is funny but extremely sad at the same time. I seriously know a couple of fat chicks in my school who always talk about what they want in a man. You should hear them, if you didn't know how they looked like you would think they were 10/10 hot fit sexy ass ladies being that fucking picky.
3 hours later 3845052 Anonymous
is somone goona fuck me or what
3 hours later 3845055 Anonymous
>>3844506
I think that average r9k is a lonely, yet mildly attractive guy in his 20s, going to college, middle class yada yada. The whole autistic neckbeard thing is actually kind of rare, or so I've found.
3 hours later 3845106 Anonymous
>>3845055
No, those are just the hipster retards who post their pics and whine about their "shitty" aka perfectly normal lives.
3 hours later 3845134 Anonymous
>>3845055
I think it's 50 / 50.
But here's the thing. I fucking HATE when a neckbeard complains about being lonely, because there is so much he can do to improve himself to appear more appealing to others like taking showers or working out.
It's people like me, the ones that are fit and smell good and look good, the ones that despite all that are still lonely and/or social rejects... those are the people that you should pitty, not the neckbeard that eats like a pig and doesn't take a shower or brush his teeth and then complains who nobody wants to be around him.
excuse the bad grammar / spelling... im a little tipsy
3 hours later 3845237 Anonymous
somon chocke me it's freee
3 hours later 3845294 orlokk
>>3845055
I had a lot of "normal" feels in college, but now I'm almost two years out and am finding myself alone with little options.
School is too much of a gamble right now, and I'm still not sure what I want to do. I want to create something artistic but don't know how or what. I couldn't into science n' math, so I did a B.A. in ancient history. What used to be somewhat of a passion for me has now turned into a depressing realization that I may not be that skilled in the art department after all.
I kick myself every day knowing that I did a stupid B.A. when I should have manned the fuck up and tried math a little bit more or just took up a business minor in my degree. I fucked up social opportunities, too. I'm what *some* robots can turn into if they work on themselves - someone who can generally handle social situations, but is only truly a master of the "basics".
My spaghetti spills less and less every day, but it still does. I'm mad that it took me THIS LONG to get over my shit and that I basically wasted 5 years in a useless degree that I was partially only taking because towards the end, I would have to take out loans and delay my graduation (as my parents paid for the tuition and were running out of money).
I also wasn't great academically. Fuark, what the hell am I to do?
3 hours later 3845397 Anonymous
>>3845294
>ancient history
Where you delusional or did you actually think you could get a job with that?
Majoring in Environmental Science and even i'm doubtful... but ancient history??? lol. I wish you the best of luck bro
3 hours later 3845400 Anonymous
>>3845397
were not where
fuck im tipsy
3 hours later 3845408 Anonymous
>you have to be like me hurrdurr herp derp
Those BSDM relationships are a joke.
3 hours later 3845442 piddles
Dude, you haven't got shit unless you have a broken girl who believes you'll leave her no matter what, so she does everything in her power to make you happy and expects nothing in return.
...Yeah... Broken girls... Yeeeaaaah...
4 hours later 3845481 Anonymous
Please hurt me someone
4 hours later 3845678 Anonymous
>>3845134
>But here's the thing. I fucking HATE when a neckbeard complains about being lonely, because there is so much he can do to improve himself to appear more appealing to others like taking showers or working out.
And I hate when a retarded hipster lives, because there is so much he can do to die.
4 hours later 3845687 Anonymous
>>3845678
I swear it's like the only 2 words r9k knows is hipster and edgy, and I guess everybody unlike them fits in one of those categories.
You guys are the most retarded smart people i've ever conversed with.
4 hours later 3845706 Anonymous
>>3845687
Do you deny the scientific evidence that /r9k/ is infested by retarded rebellious teenagers (edgy) and retarded normal-looking/good genetics faux nerd college students (hipsters)?
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