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2012-09-20 08:33 3828529 Anonymous (500k.png 250x250 9kB)
How far would you go, /r9k/?

0 min later 3828533 Anonymous
None. Holy fuck, who would actually do that?

1 min later 3828541 Anonymous
Only people in Africa would or mentally insane people. People who are in need of amputation[/spoiler[

1 min later 3828542 Anonymous
>>3828529 None. Playing piano would be a bitch. Maybe if I knew I was going to die or something.

2 min later 3828548 Anonymous
None, I need all my fingers to play an instrument. And all my toes to dance ballet.

2 min later 3828551 Anonymous
None, I like all my digits and I make twice the price for a week's work, so why wouldn't I just work a week and have the cash? Or take out a loan? This thread is stupid, OP.

3 min later 3828554 Anonymous
do toes count?

3 min later 3828556 General Advisor
I love playing guitar, so none. Otherwise: at least my left pinky. Don't need the fucker anyway.

3 min later 3828557 Anonymous
is that half a million dollars or five hundred dollars

3 min later 3828560 Anonymous
Left pinky... Fuck it, 500,000 is alot of money. Just gets in the way most of the time anyway.

4 min later 3828568 Anonymous
You get $500. No thanks. I think I'll pass

5 min later 3828571 Anonymous
Everyone ITT confirmed for retarded, uncultured Americans. Period (.) is used instead of a comma (,) every 3 numbers. It's $500,000, not $500.00.

5 min later 3828572 Anonymous
>>3828554 >>3828554 If toes count, add both my little toes to the list.... No question at 500K. >>3828560

5 min later 3828574 Anonymous
Both pinkies. The bastards have never done anything useful.

5 min later 3828578 Anonymous
>>3828529 Not for 500 or 500,000. I like mah fingers.

5 min later 3828580 Anonymous
>>3828560 That's a period, not a comma. You just lost your pinky for $500 dollars. Don't spend it all at once.

5 min later 3828582 Anonymous
>>3828574 most of your grip strength is in teh last two fingers

6 min later 3828586 Anonymous
>>3828580 Are you a 12-year-old American?

6 min later 3828587 Anonymous
This is genuinely difficult. I play guitar, so I'd hate to give up fingers, but on the other hand, 500 grand is a helluvalotta money, and I don't really need the pinky of my strumming hand to play...

7 min later 3828592 Anonymous
>>3828586 Are you unable to tell the difference between a period and a comma?

8 min later 3828594 Anonymous
>>3828556 >Plays guitar >Doesn't use little finger Well that's stupid

9 min later 3828603 The Berserking Badgerman
I'm currently $1,500 short of paying off school to keep myself from getting kicked out at the end of October. I'm struggling like a mother fucker. Two pinkies and my left ring finger.

9 min later 3828606 Anonymous
>>3828592 Again, are you a 12-year-old American?

10 min later 3828610 Anonymous
I'm missing two fingers already, I'm not giving up more. MORE IMPORTANTLY WHERE IS MY MILLION

10 min later 3828615 Anonymous
>>3828586 Most of the world uses periods to indicate decimals, not just America. Germany and company are actually the ass backwards ones.

10 min later 3828616 Anonymous
>>3828594 >The Faceless guitarist >never uses pinky >you nigger

11 min later 3828623 Anonymous
no way. i love playing my guitar. i may be a NEET, but i have fucking standards.

11 min later 3828627 Anonymous
I'de cut off my pinky

11 min later 3828628 Anonymous
>>3828606 Again, are you seriously unable to tell the difference between a comma and a period? I swear, the way you keep asking that question without answering my own (a reasonable question) would insinuate that you are in fact the 12-year old American.

13 min later 3828641 Anonymous
500$ None. 500,00$ None.

13 min later 3828644 General Advisor
>>3828594 >redin so difikult If I WASN"T playing guitar, I'd cut of my left pinky. But because I love playing guitar, I wouldn't.

19 min later 3828690 Anonymous
Can't I just suck a dick like the good ol' days?

19 min later 3828692 Anonymous
500 bucks? I play guitar and piano. Fifty million gets you a pinky.

23 min later 3828728 Anonymous
>people giving up their pinkies . Your ring finger and pinky are the grip fingers.

35 min later 3828839 Anonymous
>>3828728 You saying I could lift stuff I had only a thumb and a pinky? I could barely lift a glass. The pinky is of very little use, the ring finger is much more important, but you could do without it. Lots of people do.

38 min later 3828859 Anonymous
I would cut off my left ring finger, and my right ring and middle fingers for a total of one and a half million dollars. I would always wear gloves with four and three fingers respectively, so that people aren't always staring at my stubs. >itt: unworldly dumb asses

39 min later 3828868 Anonymous
sure is twilight zone in here.

39 min later 3828872 Anonymous
>>3828839 >the pinky is of very little use oh god you're serious find someone who's lost a pinky and ask them or, just read this http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/18/health/18iht-snpinkie.1.18718834.html

40 min later 3828879 Anonymous
left pinky i could live off that for the rest of my life and probably wouldn't miss the little bastard.

46 min later 3828945 Anonymous
I go on a fucking cutting spree. I lop off hundreds of the things before the cops can stop me. Hey no one said it had to be mine, only that I couldn't replace mine.

47 min later 3828950 Anonymous
>>3828872 Okay I take that back.

50 min later 3828976 Anonymous
for 500000$ each I would cut off both my pinkies, they are kinda annoying, so why the fuck not.

52 min later 3828989 Anonymous
do fractions count? i would cut off 1/4 of my pinkies, quarter mil should be plenty

54 min later 3829008 Anonymous (Terribleidea.jpg 381x199 57kB)
Only $500? That's absolutely nothing for permanently disfiguring oneself. That's like one rent payment for a shitty apartment where I live. Or half of a decent computer. I'm poor, not stupid. Fuck no.

55 min later 3829012 Anonymous
I was considering left pinkie, but then I realized that this is my keyboard modifier finger #1. Typing would be a bitch.

55 min later 3829017 Anonymous
Fuck this. I need ta grip and sip, nigha

59 min later 3829057 Anonymous
>>3828872 Hold a full bottle with every finger but the pinkie. No problem at all unless you have brain problems.

1 hours later 3829109 Anonymous
What the hell? Only $500? Or, are you just a retard who uses periods instead of commas to signal thousand amounts?

1 hours later 3829146 Anonymous
>>3829109 He's an idiot for using commas instead of periods. You're an idiot for not realizing it right away. Now can we proceed?

1 hours later 3829176 Anonymous
It is foolish to desire money It is foolish to fantasize about impossible situations

1 hours later 3829201 Anonymous
Maybe right pinky, I need the rest for video games.

1 hours later 3829295 Anonymous
>>3829176 >uses the word 'foolish' >expects people to take him seriously

1 hours later 3829354 Noko
>cut all the toe fingers >get 5 mil

2 hours later 3829742 Anonymous
who would cut off their fingers for $500? that's not worth it at all also, why the unnecessary decimal places?

2 hours later 3829768 Anonymous
>>3829354 Thats a dot. Not a comma. You'd get 10000, max.

2 hours later 3829781 Anonymous noko
ITT: trolls Clearly its $500k, I'm American and even I know that.

2 hours later 3829874 Stacks
Both pinkies. I;m typing pretty fine without them.

2 hours later 3829913 Anonymous
>>3829781 Then why's it a dot, not a comma?

3 hours later 3830306 Anonymous
Holy fuck Some European countries use periods instead of commas when talking about money. I can't believe it's 2012 and you people are still this fucking stupid. This is common knowledge, even in America. I am trolled so hard.

3 hours later 3830337 Anonymous
I'd do my left pinky and ring finger for a million bucks.

3 hours later 3830344 Anonymous
>both ring fingers >no ring finger cant get married >woman can't divorce me and take my million dollars >win

3 hours later 3830348 Anonymous (Yeah.png 1355x737 1230kB)
Pinky on right hand. All I really want is a new laptop, and I already have about 300 saved up. I need the one on my left for guitar. Now where can I get this done at exactly?

3 hours later 3830356 Anonymous
>>3828529 why would i need money if i only had 9 fingers?

3 hours later 3830377 Anonymous
>>3828529 Fuck, man, I dont know. The money would fix a lot of my problems, but I dont want to lose one of my fingers.

3 hours later 3830453 Anonymous
>>3828529 Fuck that, you'd have to pay me a lot more than 500 dollars to cut my finger off.

3 hours later 3830495 Anonymous
It sounds like a pussy deal. I would bet $1.000.000 in any game and if I win, I get the money. But, if I don't, welp... Two fingers out of my hand.

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