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2012-09-20 06:03 3827547 Anonymous (guyinachair3.jpg 610x458 82kB)
Give a description about yourself in 10 lines or less. If you feel comfortable enough, give your age, gender, and location. >25/M/British >terrible stutter and poor diction >incredibly shy when it comes to social situations >Never had a friend, too shy to talk to people because of awkward pauses in between sentences >Low motivation, never really achieved anything other than graduating from high school >Never finished projects and dropped out of uni >Clumsy, dimwitted, incoherent >Drink way too much alcohol by myself, might be dependant on alcohol soon if I keep this up >Never been on a sports team or played sports growing up >Never thought about my future, even when I was in uni I never had a rough idea of what I wanted to do with my life >Was thinking of going into the life of crime at an early age, but was never good at stealing or lying or stealing

5 min later 3827579 swami
>19/F/Canadia >Born October 22 1993 >Intelligent (not on r9k), bored, great planneraheader >Not shy at all, get what I want and how I want it >Low motivation, always achieve things through creative means (inb4suckingdick) >Finishing university September 2nd 2013. >Have a 6 year contract set up with the RCAF starting December of 2013 making an undisclosed amount on money but guaranteed to be 80K+ CAD >Have sex and do drugs far too much to what would be considered non addictive- but I'm not addicted or drugs or alcohol.. only sex >Do swimming, running, and biking. >5'8 & 115 pounds >constantly think about the future, especially about my own countries future- I actually want to leave maybe for Poland or Russia.. or even Australia. that's it

10 min later 3827603 kilford
>18 >English >Tall >Auschwitzmode >somewhat intelligent, but entirely without motivation (nothing motivates me, seriously, its stupid) >Antisocial >Cyclist >I had a girlfriend once >I can't think of anything else

11 min later 3827611 Anonymous
>17/M/British >fairly confident >semi-intelligent >studying Classics, Maths and English at Sixth Form College >fair motivation >not a virgin >drink occasionally >quit smoking yesterday >not sure what to do with life >excellent liar

12 min later 3827616 MAX PAYNE
>21/M/American >Light stutter >Just a little bit shy,otherwise i'm very confident >165 lbs,6'2 >Wide reciever in college football team >Led a life of crime from 12 onwards,then stopped when i was 16 >Strategic and intelligent,constantly suspicious about how people are like,and what they really want >Psychology and criminology genius,I can get to know someone's personality,disorders and what they like in 20 minutes,aswell as I can completely wreck their mind over in 30 minutes

14 min later 3827625 Anonymous
>>3827579 Don't forget fagging up 4chan.

15 min later 3827633 swami
>>3827625 sorry i'll add that honey booboo >fagging 4chan and r9k up

15 min later 3827634 Anonymous
>>3827579 so you're 18 you retard

16 min later 3827638 swami
>>3827634 did i write 1993 wat 1992

17 min later 3827650 Anonymous
>>3827611 you sound like a bro. fuck me in the ass? I'm a guy ;_;

18 min later 3827657 Anonymous
>>3827650 Can you dress up like a girl, completely shaven? Would you pass as a girl? If yes to all of the above, then yes.

19 min later 3827660 Anonymous
>>3827633 Thanks babe I was concerned you'd forgotten your place

21 min later 3827668 Anonymous
>>3827657 I can do all of these things for you. I even look like a woman on my driver's license...

22 min later 3827674 Astrid
>20/F/USA >horrible vision >practically albino >5'7ish 110lbs >at work more than at home >always cold >might have a slight caffeine addiction

23 min later 3827680 Anonymous
1. 24/m/Switzerland 2. Misanthropic, anti-social, nihilistic, pessimistic, atheist. 3. Have social anxiety, get panic attacks in certain social situations. 4. Not motivated by much; I'm just drifting through my masters degree for anther 3 years just because I'm too lazy to enter reality. I am not motivated to even get a great career because money means not much to me and I'm quite spartan in lifestyle. 5. Only things that bring me real happiness: guitars, gaming, drinking, music, weightlifting, old films, reading Gothic fiction, writing the odd haiku or lyrics. 6. I am pretty fucked in the head. I have so much hatred and bitterness in me. Sometimes it comes out. I think of seeing a shrink but it disgusts me. I've been thinking of trying cocaine or weed to make me semi-normal. 7. Virgin. Mixed feelings about it. Even stopped jerking off, thinking I'm losing my attraction to people. 8. Favourite times of the day are 01:00 - 10:00 9. My fantasies are pretty dark and I've been called pure evil before. I often feel numb like everything around me is dulled down or something. 10. HP Lovecraft is great.

23 min later 3827681 Anonymous
>23/M/British >Box because I thought it would b laff >Have an M.Sc >Have a 7.2 inch penis >Have fucked my sister >Very confident with women >Never watch TV >Lie to people all the time. Nothing major, and nothing to big myself up. >Don't drink fizzy drinks >Lazy as fuck

25 min later 3827697 Anonymous
>19/M/USA >Semi-intelligent, unmotivated >Slightly above average university, CIS major >Good with computers and nothing else >Have pretty extreme self-confidence issues, mild OCD >I have no idea/10, BMI of 16, like a starving prisoner >Never had a girlfriend, get dates but stood up 100% of the time >Complete and total misogynist and hate society >About 8 friends and good family relationship >Watch anime but can't ever tell anyone about it

26 min later 3827700 Anonymous
>>3827638 if you did it by accident i'm sorry i called you a retard > 20/M/English > uncomfortable in social situations or around strangers in general > 6'1 and lanky > absent minded > blue collar worker > live with parents > despise alcohol and drugs > want to kill people to be worth something as soon as job is done > no friends, no hobbies > says sorry for calling someone a retard yet wants to murder hurr durr no, my morals are fucked and i am crazy

28 min later 3827713 Anonymous
Could be interesting, more so for me than anyone else. >m/22/UK >Graduated university this summer, politics >I do really well in interviews, I put on a good display of being confident and I am a "natural leader" >I'm socially pretty confident, charming with girls, though I have abysmal standards when drunk >For some reason, when I am home (the area where I was brought up) I revert to utter-spaghetti-merchant mode >Travel is my primary hobby and passion. It has thus far cost me 2 relationships and not a single fuck has been given. >6'2 185lbs. Swimming, just started lifting, hiking >At the moment I'm waiting on a call back from a managerial training course for a big employer. Interviews have all gone well thus far, if they say no, it's adventure time. >I only have 8 lines of interesting things to say

29 min later 3827719 swami
>>3827700 yeah i did & i don't mind if you call me retarded. r9k can call me anything they want and i still lub them ;3 <3

30 min later 3827723 eeyore
>22/m >repulsive in every way About sums it up.

30 min later 3827727 Anonymous
>>3827579 > drugs and alcohol >>3827700 yeah, fuck it you retarded nigger, i have a strong stance against motherfuckers who think it is acceptable to take drugs or alcohol, not very intelligent if you are misusing these things are we?

31 min later 3827734 Anonymous
>>3827723 I still love you, eeyore. You're my favourite trip-friend.

32 min later 3827742 Anonymous
18/M/Australian >Terrible speech when around people, literally will go monotone and nasally. >tfw no friends >semi-intelligent >play no sports

33 min later 3827752 Anonymous
>>3827727 lol someone's mad. Who gives a shit what you think is acceptable?

35 min later 3827766 Anonymous
>>3827752 I'm not taking that shit from someone who thinks these things are expectable, go and get murdered by a crackhead spic

36 min later 3827772 swami
>>3827766 spelling words such as acceptable wrong is VERY NOTS ACCEPTABLES~

42 min later 3827807 eeyore
>>3827766 Why do you not like drugs or alcohol?

43 min later 3827820 Anonymous
>>3827766 Dude you need to calm down. Why not try some weed?

44 min later 3827824 Anonymous
>>3827772 It was a simple mistake, doing drugs including alcohol, however, is a much bigger mistake, shit could fuck you up in the future. You've got nothing better to do with your time than tormenting already tortured souls on 4chan, especially /r9k/, you are clearly high on bath salts and must eat your own fucking, fuck ugly face. Rudy Eugene

48 min later 3827845 Anonymous (Capture.png 2684x752 220kB)
>>3827807 lyk if you cri ery tim thread is now fucking hijacked by the master again

54 min later 3827871 Anonymous
>>3827845 Oh shit watch out guys we've got a 4chan master poster over here.

54 min later 3827876 Anonymous (il_570xN.321397142.jpg 570x779 59kB)
>19/M/UK >soft spoken, tall, 4/10 face, average build from running >social anxiety >did very well in school but couldn't hack university due to loneliness, dropped out >currently unemployed living at home >no direction in life >often start things in an attempt to acquire a new hobby but always give up after a couple days >completely apathetic >probably suffering depression >sometimes put things in my ass when masturbating

55 min later 3827880 Anonymous
>18/m/Australia >cycle between periods of "doin ok" (albeit still bored and unmotivated) and feeling like complete shit >moving away from home has been a huge reality check and made me realize I'm not the kid I thought I was >sometimes overwhelming loneliness, so i use omegle/ 4chan as a substitute for interaction >I guess I have friends, but I care for none of them and they don't care for me >am constantly confused by my own thoughts and often feel like they are telling me it's not worth it, but despite this i feel like there is **something** of an identity in there >intimacy issues because im lacking (you get the point) >Failing college, will most likely drop out when my immediate obligations are met >Call me a faggy lazy POS, but I just want an equal SO who can be a lazy POS with me >somehow remain optimistic

56 min later 3827881 Astrid
>>3827876 Where can I get those skull chocolates?

58 min later 3827891 Anonymous
>>3827881 http://www.etsy.com/listing/95544341/chocolate-skulls-gone-nuts They'll set you back quite a bit probably because they're home made. You can also get ones with sweets in the skull instead of walnuts but the walnuts look the most aesthetic if you ask me.

58 min later 3827894 Anonymous
>>3827865 >American >uni I wish you were dead

59 min later 3827896 Anonymous
>20/M/America >Can dictate when lax, otherwise, small stutter or incoherence >Shy in social situations, extroverted when I'm around people I'm comfortable with >Passionate about things I believe in (semi motivated) >Financially stable out of high school because of IT position >Very laid back and nice almost to being a doormat >Played sports when younger >5'8, 140lb, blonde hair and green eyes >Drink excessively and smoke occasionally >Heads always in the clouds, think too much about the future and am never in the present

1 hours later 3827903 Anonymous
>>3827876 Hey bro. I understand your feels. Hang in there man.

1 hours later 3827909 Astrid
>>3827891 Thank you, sir. I think might try to make them myself.

1 hours later 3827916 Anonymous
>>3827845 it's clear your absent mind is to quell all that horrible shit, i wouldn't wish that on anyone, worse than death, to be abused by your own parents, put into an unconventional foster home and then be abandoned. clearly many mental issues that NEED to be addressed soon, god knows your power

1 hours later 3827969 Anonymous
>be american >black >physics major with a minor organic chemistry >feel accepted, yet alienated >people always calling out how im black >everything i do rightis because im black >go to constitution day celebraton, debate on major issues intelligently and well mannered. >everyone is so impressed that i put sentences together >ask girl out" i dont date black guys" >fuck

1 hours later 3827975 Anonymous
>23/M/USA >"He is, the most boring person in the world" >No skill or talent or balance >I'm not very empathetic and I'm not really a RAH RAH YOU CAN DO IT kind of guy when people are down. All I can do is listen. >4/10 looks, fat otter, don't work out because of my knees and shoulders >-10/10 worst boyfriend on the face of the planet and I don't understand why she even bothers with me when she can do much better. >Unintelligent, flunked college, stocking job (although it pays fairly well) I did it in 7. I guess that's successful.

1 hours later 3827983 Anonymous
>21/F/Canada >Shy, quiet, antisocial, awkward >5'6, average weight (haven't had access to a scale in ages) >Perfectionist, maybe a bit OCD >Going to uni for biology, working at a provincial park atm >long distance American boyfriend who is the only human being I can tolerate...and only see him at summer and christmas >play minecraft, tf2, and pokemon >Somewhat cynical, but still wan to get married/have kids someday >Unreasonably depressed and pissed all the time because I was the best student at high school but now at university I'm completely average

1 hours later 3827991 swami
>>3827983 omg i play tf2 and minecraft too

1 hours later 3828016 Anonymous
>>3827991 My steam name is mythy if you every wanna play tf2. I have like no friends so I dont even care that you're a tripfag.

1 hours later 3828165 Anonymous
>>3827681 >Have fucked my sister Why has no one questioned this?

1 hours later 3828187 Astrid
>>3828165 Because >Lie to people all the time That's why I didn't, at least.

1 hours later 3828210 swami
>>3828016 is that your ID or display name?

1 hours later 3828267 Anonymous
>18/M/New England >Overthink every situation about anything >Studying computer engineering at my state university >Successful relationship that's even going better than expected while we are both at university >Enjoy helping others succeed or feel better about life/problems >Still have trouble meeting people, not sure why, fear of being considered an outsider I guess. Which now thinking about it doesn't seem to make much sense since I'm an outsider for not meeting people. >Enjoy gaming with my bros in down time. >I can lick my elbow which is pretty cool >Smart, Modest, Friendly, Paranoid >A lot of my free time I spend thinking about the future when I should be focused on the present. I think I did this right

1 hours later 3828322 Anonymous
>fart >shit >asshole >doo doo >penis >butt >faggot >wee wee >cunt >chinese

3 hours later 3828932 Anonymous
Fuck are you me OP?

3 hours later 3829178 Anonymous
>look american/white, but actually be a minority >pretend to not be shy in social situations, but i'm shy as fuck >no real friends, just a big extended family i'm very close with >spend a couple hours almost every day playing the piano >meticulously detail oriented and obsessed with schedules and itineraries. i have a panic attack if something happens that isnt according to the plan >self diagnosed bipolar. i flip flop between being self-obsessed and wanting to fix all of the world's problems, almost daily >drink way too much coffee and tea >lie to myself about being a serious Yogi, but i really don't do anything more than a few stretches once a week >suck at math >24/f/ca

6 hours later 3830889 Anonymous (the_Giantess.jpg 1100x1904 1032kB)
>always interested in learning new things, immersing self in new hobbies; never bored, always another book to read, a lecture to listen to, documentaries to watch, places to go, new things to try >read /collect a lot of books, wide variety of literature - just ordered works by Chingiz Aitmatov, Cees Nooteboom and Italian Folktales by Italo Calvino >drink lots of (loose leaf) tea - though not really pretentious about it; fine with blends and flavored tea, tisanes, non-teas like guayusa and rooibos >planning to lead a life of teaching (loved to hold mock classes with cousins and siblings when younger); when BA is finished this semester, probably going to teach English overseas in several countries, eventually ending up as a literature professor >highly motivated yet avoidant - if things start to go wrong, end up avoiding them and procrastinating around them while working towards other things until the bad thing explodes and makes everything bad >didn't have a boyfriend until 18, who I had to ask out myself; still with same guy five years later, lost all sorts of virginity with him, very sexually adventurous (in a monogamous way) with him, though some fetishes have been difficult to introduce >not especially shy, but difficulty beginning friendships/conversations; no problem talking once it's begun though, and very generous in friendship (oh please oh please borrow my books and drink my tea and try neat foods with me) >preference for wearing dresses and skirts, knee-socks and nice hats; favorite color is green, but wear browns and yellow most often; very bad vision, wearing glasses at all times >overly empathetic, to a debilitating degree - the small restaurant with the friendly owners can't afford to stay open? someone on the internet posts a picture of their empty fridge? why can't i stop crying!?! >23/F

7 hours later 3831644 Anonymous
>always a clumsy buffoon

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