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2012-09-06 01:22 3675218 Anonymous (little-girl-punching.jpg 500x490 175kB)
Has a child ever had a crush on you, /r9k/? What did you do? Was it reciprocal?

12 min later 3675343 Anonymous
When I was in 6th grade we had this thing at our school and every Tuesday and Thursday we would go to read a book for the 1st and/or 2nd grader. We didn't have a kid assigned to us but we often went with the same one as before. And I was with this little chinese girl. She was in 2nd grade, and she had a crush on me. I, obviously, didn't do anything with her (except read her some books in school). I wonder how she's doing now. I bet she'd be the type of girl /r9k/ like quiet, cute, virgin (hopefully). Man I'm really curious about what happened to her now.

13 min later 3675355 Anonymous
Well, I might as well start it off. A 5 year old had a crush on me once. It was the cutest thing ever. She asked me to pick her up and sit on my lap and stuff all the time. I liked her too. But I didn't do anything, of course.

16 min later 3675394 Anonymous
I was a teacher's aid for a 3rd grade class for a month when I was a senior in high school. The kids grew onto me pretty well. One of them could of very well had a little kiddy crush on me. As for liking any of the girls back, I got a boner when one of the girls brought an old Miles Davis record to class for show and tell.

18 min later 3675419 Anonymous
One of my sister's friends had a crush on me once. She's like 13, though, and I'm pretty sure it's just a joke (though my mom and sister believe otherwise).

21 min later 3675447 Anonymous
>>3675394 >could of Looks like the education system is working well.

28 min later 3675507 Anonymous
Yeah. I intentionally induced her having a crush on me though by paying attention to her and teasing her and asking her questions because I thought she was really pretty I think she was 10 years old. We climbed some rocks at a beach then I gave her a piggyback up a hill back to her house. Then unfortunately I got roped into playing croquet with the family so I couldn't make the most of the situation. She'd sneak up behind me and stuff grass into my socks and I wanted nothing more than to chase after her, push her around, rub some grass in her face, toss her in the air, sing her by her ankles and tickle her. All in a jokey friendly way of course that would have made her squeal in delight. But since her family were watching me and I was expected to play croquet I instead had to just chase after them half-heartedly. It was such a shame. She wanted nothing more than for me to pay attention and play with her and I wanted nothing more than to tickle her until she gasped for breath, her body ached , and her face wore an expression of contented female surrender. I'd like to do it again.

28 min later 3675512 Anonymous
>>3675394 >little girls and jazz That's like, wow. The very definition of beauty.

31 min later 3675534 Anonymous
>>3675218 It happens. The thing to remember is that it is just a crush. Kids get them, and while it's flattering, it isn't serious. Either ignore it, or if confronted, let them down gently. Tell them you think they are great kids, but that they ARE kids. I always get out of it by saying that I already found my true love, and one day, they'll find somebody who loves them like I love my wife. Seems to have worked out okay so far.

31 min later 3675543 Automaton
>>3675507 > I wanted nothing more than to tickle her until she gasped for breath, her body ached , and her face wore an expression of contented female surrender. The way you phrased that is slightly disturbing I once had a friends younger sister who was about 6/7 say that she loves me and gave me a flower. I took the flower and put it in my shirt pocket and said that she was very sweet but I already had a girlfriend She then kicked me in the shins and ran off. Bitch

32 min later 3675548 Anonymous (105521_v1.jpg 400x266 34kB)
Some weird fat ugly fat chick that was part of this middle school tutoring program I was assigned to during my junior/senior year of high school (cant remember). Anyway, It was fucking annoying because she would pretend to not fucking understand anything when the other tutors were explaining it. She would be super clingy and fucking weird. Eventually the fatass low tier bottom of the barrel teacher that was assigned to this tutor thing got all mad that we were not doing her job for her well enough, so I got reassigned to a different group, and worked with this cawwadooty kid, that I would not doubt him posting here now, or very soon. I convinced him to try to do 2-3 problems in between rounds of his goddamn vidya at least. He was a pretty cool kid though. I found out later from one of the other tutors that this lardtard would hit on guys twice her age regularly and like follow them around and shit. Glad I got the fuck out of there.

36 min later 3675596 Anonymous
>>3675507 That sucks. Fucking croquet, man. Thankfully I didn't have this kind of problem with my girl. The parents usually let me take care of their children in family things, so I could play with her all day. She also used to cry when I had to leave.

36 min later 3675597 Anonymous
Taylor. She wasn't really a child but she was a couple of years younger than me. She was 15, I was 17. Very lovely, very intelligent, very pretty. I was in a decaying relationship. She said 'I think I really like you' I said 'I- I- I'm t- taken...' >mfw i probably crushed her self confidence >mfw i really want to talk to her but i'd feel ridiculous ;_;

38 min later 3675613 Anonymous
A fatty fatty bombatty neighbor used to have a huge crush on me when we were about 6, didn't know about it till her brother told me about 9 years later. I always see little girls staring at me and then looking away in shyness when I walk around in public, I guess they could be crushing on me. I always catch Asians and ugly white girls eyefucking me and then blushing and looking away, this all depends on what you consider a "crush". I always find myself in situations of unrequited love and affection, I wish a chick I'm interested in could return said affection. Oh well.

38 min later 3675619 Anonymous
ITT: Pedophilia

44 min later 3675665 Anonymous
>>3675619 "But of course I didn't do anything." - The thread

46 min later 3675693 Anonymous
>>3675619 I wasn't a pedo when it happened she was 4 years younger than me. Not all of these are pedophile. Most of the stories are when they were young adults or adolescents and didn't do anything because they aren't attracted to little girls but it's still cute.

46 min later 3675697 Anonymous
>>3675665 Y-Yeah, of course. I didn't do anything. Nothing at all. I wouldn't lie to you guys.

47 min later 3675704 Anonymous
>>3675543 It's phrased that way to express what about tickling her I would have found sexually gratifying.

48 min later 3675720 Anonymous
Ohh yeah, and she fell so bad, poor thing. My mother is a teachers assistant at a school, in the holidays I was asked to volunteer as a coach for the summer club because LOL ATHLETIC AND NICE, I pick my mother up on the way home from work every night and the staff know me as such. What a nightmare, in retrospect it was a pedo's wet dream, girls catholic academy ages 4-18 (SJINC), it would probably have been a sweet deal if I was helping out the senior years but nope, juniors, 10 year olds. So the summer classes were almost all outdoors and involved playing games with the girls and supervising, soccer, basketball, hockey etc with a waterworld visit at the end of the week, on the monday the unthinkable happened and a girl caught a basketball straight to the face and she landed on her knees scratching the shit out of them. I took her to the medical room and cleaned up her knees, then I had to sit next to her outside while she recuperated and this girl just latched to me, she was my constant shadow for the whole week and did her best to be in my group every time.

49 min later 3675730 Anonymous
>>3675619 Hey, I tried to be a voice of reason here. >>3675534 Kids get crushes, with me it was my niece and a couple of the younger cousins. The cousins have grown up now, and both have wonderful signifigant others. My niece understands that I'm "Auntie's" and that I can't marry her and live in her tree fort. Kids are kids, they develop crushes, it's normal, just be a fucking adult about it. God, it's not rocket science. Do I really have to say "Don't touch the kiddies"?

50 min later 3675746 Anonymous
>>3675597 How long has it been? It might be worth getting in contact. She'd obviously not want to feel taht you were only going to her because you knew that she liked you, so you'd have to put in the effort and put yourself in a position of vulnerability and potiential embarrassment equal to that she was in.

51 min later 3675752 Anonymous
>>3675720 I'm so jelly. It sounds so romantic ;_;

55 min later 3675799 Anonymous
>>3675720 Dawww. Why didn't you indulge her crush a little bit? It would have made her so happy.

57 min later 3675813 Anonymous
>>3675730 >I can't marry her and live in her tree fort I can't either, but I sure wish i could ;_;

58 min later 3675825 Anonymous
>>3675799 because it's better that the feelings trail off than give her even the slightest impression that he may like her as well.

1 hours later 3675848 Anonymous
>>3675720 The weird shit she did was cute, but you have to understand I didn't want any trouble anons and this girl was pushing it. > Doing her best to keep me to herself, always trying to pick me (5 girls in a group + me, but I'm supposed to cycle through my group depending on who needs support the most in any given activity) > Sitting next to me at lunch (you have to eat with your group on the field), leaning on me, offering me bites of her sandwich etc > Asking for a sip of my drink as soon as I'd taken a sip > Running up to me and screaming "MR. ANON!", hugging me in the mornings WITH HER MOTHER STANDING RIGHT THERE SMILING ITS A GOOD JOB I HAVE A CUTE FACE GOOD GOSH. > Asking me questions and generally trying to hog my attention from the other girls The worst of it came on the final day at the water park, she was all over me like a rash and the things she were saying were just fucked up for a 10 year old... she even did that thing where you block the water slide so I'd bump into her on the way down and I'm sure she managed to cop a feel of my cock through my shorts in the crash pool, intentional or not I still felt reverse-molested, I blame the media

1 hours later 3675851 Anonymous
>"babysit" my little cousin >"babysitting" actually means getting paid to play skyrim and have nerf gun wars >Cousin's friend johnny comes over, same age >we play wiffleball >Friend does derpy things like throwing wiffle ball at my ass, letting me get to base once or twice, calling me babe, hiding my phone, stealing my gum >I ignore it and shoot him in the head with a nerf gun Handled well.

1 hours later 3675852 Anonymous
>>3675813 She's a cute kid and all, but no. All I can say is she's lucky her dad's military. When she hits high school I pity any boy unlucky enough to try and get in her pants...

1 hours later 3675863 grime
Nobody in this thread would do shit about shit . We're all actually repressed fathers and would like nothing more than a daughter to father.

1 hours later 3675902 Anonymous
When a child tries to come onto you it means they've been molested before right? Most kids know that's not okay >inb4 pedo "It's natural!"

1 hours later 3675912 Anonymous
12 year old boys always get crushes on me. Mostly it's just that I'm a grown up that plays video games all night. What they don't know is that I'm a loser.

1 hours later 3675913 Anonymous
>>3675825 Actually , I suppose these days with facebook it can be very diffult to cut something off simply by not seein someone. if this were when I was a kid, if I got a crush on an a helper for a week during the holidays then even if I knew the instructor's name once the week ended I wouldn't be able to find him so if the instructor did show me a bit of favouritism or made me feel special and at the end of the week I never saw them again I wouldn't feel upset about it, I'd just think it was fate and unlucky. But if it happened nowadays I'd probably be able to find the instructor's facebook and I'd send them a message and the instructor would have to eventually turn me down, which would hurt. Still, with girls young enough that they don't use facebook, I think it's fine to indulge their crush a little bit if once your time with them is over you're never going to see them again.

1 hours later 3675920 Anonymous
>>3675863 I'm actually having my first kid mid march 2013, my wife is just past the 12 week mark. We're excited as all hell, we've been trying for four years now. It's funny, we're about a month behind our best friend's due date. I look forward to being a dad, but it's a little terrifying at the same time.

1 hours later 3675931 Anonymous
>>3675619 >>3675665 NIGGA YOU KNOW I RUBBED MY DICK ON HER LITTLE PUSSY SO WHAT YEAH NIGGA YEAH #WEBOUTDATLIFE

1 hours later 3675943 Anonymous
>>3675848 sounds a bit annoying if you had a job to do as well, but mostly enviable. I definitely would have taken her up on her offer of a bite of her sandwich, and let her have a sip of my drink.

1 hours later 3675952 Anonymous
The delightful little bitch named Delilah at the daycare I used to work at. The staff all just called her "the Devil" behind her back because of her horrendous attitude and seeming love of demeaning others. It was always "oh, the Devil just punched Sarah, will you go put her in time out?" or "looks like the Devil just poured glue in Sam's hair, take him to the bathroom and get that out won't you?" or "oh my it seems the Devil has murdered a small animal and is now consuming its flesh, go make sure she uses her manners please." She was a fucking nightmare. Just a being of concentrated, otherworldly evil somehow trapped in the form of a little girl. And she had a "crush" on me. I place "crush" in quotes because a crush to her seemed to amount to "a person I especially like to torture and also call my boyfriend." She'd treat me with the same unwarranted disrespect and malice that she did anyone else, but just a little worse. She would refer to me only as boyfriend, and when I told her that wasn't proper, she would say "all right then, MISTER boyfriend it is." Luckily the place was run by my family, so I wasn't suspected of fiddling her diddly or whatever. Anyway, long story short, I eventually was able to shift her crosshairs over to this meek kid named Dylan that also went to the daycare. She proceeded to torture her new "boyfriend" in lee-way of me, and I just became "Mister Ex." I will say that she was occasionally cute though. Once she was put in timeout and forced Dylan to come spend timeout with her on the timeout bench and hold her hand while she pouted. It was one endearing moment amongst several thousand unbearable ones.

1 hours later 3675975 Anonymous
>>3675863 Well I for one enjoy the feeling of knowing that a girl has a crush on me and would prefer that to the feeling of a girl looking up to me as a father.

1 hours later 3676000 Anonymous
I'm 21. My scrawny weaboo 15 year old niece stands with me and tries to do couple-y shit at gatherings and parties her yuppy parents throw. My older sister (her mom) even pointed it out to me once, and was just like "Isn't that funny." Knowing her she'd probably be okay with it, she's a hyper liberal yoga teacher with an IQ of like 170. I also work in a grocery store, at a coffee bar. All the 16 year old courtesy clerk girls spend their lunch breaks awkwardly trying to flirt with me, and they stalk me when I come in to grocery shop and I'm not working. This derpy looking one with a lazy eye got coffee one day and spilled her spaghetti everywhere: >Thanks for the coffee! >Have a nice lunch break. >You t-t-too! I mean...oh god.

1 hours later 3676014 Anonymous
>>3675852 Just imagine how amazing it would be, anon. You come home from work, go up the tree house, she says ''hi honey'' in a cute, playful way and awkwardly kisses you on the lips. After that it's like playing mommies and daddies all day, but for real. Cooking, taking care of the house, the animals, having sex, you'd do everything ina playful and childish way but with real things.Then comes nighttime and you have to sleep together in a really small bed, so small that you have to be really close, spooning and cuddling and everything. I'd be cold too so you'd have to share your body heat to get warm. Imagine yourself completely embracing her tiny, soft, cute little body, as she curls up with her little feet almost touching your crotch and says ''good night, anon, I love you'' and peacefully falls asleep. Sigh. One can only dream.

1 hours later 3676050 Anonymous
>>3676000 >16 That ain't a child, bro. For some reason I really enjoyed the little detail of the 15 year old's "yuppie" parents.

1 hours later 3676061 Anonymous
>>3675902 Not exactly. Kids get crushes, It's normal. If she's comming up on you in a very sexual way, then maybe she was molested. Trust me, you can tell when she's been molested.

1 hours later 3676129 Anonymous
>>3675952 Sounds like a misunderstood kid. I would've gived her the love she needed.

1 hours later 3676164 Anonymous
>>3676014 Thanks for the boner, robot.

1 hours later 3676201 Anonymous
>>3676164 You're welcome. Did you get a heartache as well?

1 hours later 3676205 Anonymous
Girls aged 3-14 adore me, I have no idea why. Be it a girlfriend's little sister, a friend's younger family member, one of my little sister's friends, or some kid like at a mall or something, even. It's so flattering and adorable and shit. >tfw this doesn't happen with girls my own age

1 hours later 3676217 Anonymous
Yeah it happens a lot. But no its not reciprocal because I'm not a pedophile.

1 hours later 3676225 Anonymous
>>3676129 I can't tell if you're being sweet or perverted here. Also, I think her parents must have just spoiled the living shit out of her. She was extremely entitled.

1 hours later 3676252 Anonymous
>>3676201 Yes, I did. Stuff like that and lolicon always make me masturbate and then get a feeling of intense sadness. Not regret or guilt, intense sadness that I will never have a romantic relationship with a young girl. ;_;

1 hours later 3676261 Anonymous
>>3676252 work at a daycare or something

1 hours later 3676268 Anonymous
>>3676252 Kidnapping is a thing, anon.

1 hours later 3676297 Anonymous
>>3676252 Me too. I feel a bit guilty too. And generally through the day I just feel really sad and depressed and lonely. >>3676261 How do I get this kind of job? Most daycares here only hire women.

1 hours later 3676303 Anonymous
Yes I'm a babysitter and the little boys always fall in love with me Most of them are adorable, but I'm not going to reciprocate that kind of thing

1 hours later 3676328 Anonymous
>>3676268 It's not as easy as you think. Parents watch their kids all the fucking time nowadays, it's almost impossible unless you're really lucky.

1 hours later 3676351 Anonymous
Yeah, it's so cute. In a sense, it's like a very pure form of love. When I did lifeguarding, I was really friendly and helped kids swim better. Pretty soon, a lot of neighborhood kids were great swimmers and we would all cheer each other on when they passed the swim test. I remember this group of boys told me I looked cute in my uniform and these families would always ask for my shifts so they could visit and later kids would hug me and say goodbye. Otherwise, I worked at a daycare and all the kids would run up to me and have a massive group hug and ask me to carry them or read to them.

1 hours later 3676358 Anonymous
My 16 year old coworker has a crush on me he's not exactly a child anymore, but I'm 26 it's really cute and hilarious I love how enthusiastically he tells me stories about his life I don't like him back or any funny business like that, but I will admit to being curious about what kind of man he's going to become.

1 hours later 3676396 Anonymous
>>3676268 this, if you do it right of course

1 hours later 3676399 Anonymous
Actually yes. I'm not actually sure how old she was. Maybe 10. but she was a very striking little girl. Exotic.. probably a model now. Fuck knows if it was a "crush" but she would follow me around and was quite touchy. Idk I'm not into little girls so I wasn't about to take advantage of the situation

1 hours later 3676404 Anonymous
>>3676358 Take his virginity. You'll be doing him a serious favor.

1 hours later 3676407 Anonymous
>most pedophiles on r9k are male The stereotype works!

1 hours later 3676426 Anonymous
>>3676407 but that's not true, girls just try to hide it more.... or at least, I try to hide my feelings

1 hours later 3676465 Anonymous
>>3676404 I don't think I'd be able to do it without laughing and I don't like him that way anyways, I dont think he's a virgin, he's a pretty rad kid

1 hours later 3676467 Anonymous
>>3676426 But it is true, actually. Of course, there are many female pedos, but more male ones.

1 hours later 3676491 Anonymous
>>3676407 No, I've met a pedo chick on r9k omegle, and she was just as bizarre as any make pedos.

1 hours later 3676494 Anonymous
>>3676225 I'm being both.

2 hours later 3676567 Anonymous
>>3675920 congrats bro. all the best.

2 hours later 3676586 Anonymous
>>3676465 B-but I'm rad and still a virgin... ;_;

2 hours later 3676592 Anonymous
>>3676303 >>3676303 how old are the kids you babysit? what's the weirdest they've been? have you ever liked one back?

2 hours later 3676597 Anonymous
yeah lotsa little girls have had crushes on me I always do nothing, and try and down play it eg as a teenager a 8 -9 year old insisted on sitting on my foot she had a skirt and panties on, and sort rubbed up and down on the top of my foot, i was just standing there, she did it very discreetly when sleeping at friends houses, sometime the little girls come in and rip my sheets off, they want to see my junk, but I am ready i allays sleep with shorts on

2 hours later 3676615 Anonymous
I often babysit my dad's friend's six year old son. He has a bit of a crush on me. The first time he met my boyfriend he punched him in the groin. I couldn't stop laughing.

2 hours later 3676650 Anonymous
>>3676615 That is, the boy punched my boyfriend. It would sound terrible if it were the other way around and I couldn't stop laughing.

2 hours later 3676651 Anonymous
yes, I make a mental effort not to do anything with middle schoolers because the girls inevitably fall in love with me. High schoolers are "too cool for feelings" so if they do have something for me they don't act on it. So it's mostly middle schoolers that go for me, it's been like this ever since I turned 16 or so (22 now) no...it was not reciprocated..ever

2 hours later 3676661 Anonymous
>>3676592 >how old? anywhere from a few months old to 13 >weirdest thing? I had a boy rub my butt it was very weird he was only like, 6, so I'm not sure what he had in mind when he did it One of the older boys (13) tries to look up my skirt, down my top, and lean his head on my shoulder one had a crush on me and ever after 2 years, he still has it He tells his sister he loves me on a regular basis and asks my sister if I'm ever going to visit his house again

2 hours later 3676681 Anonymous
>>3676597 >as a teenager a 8 -9 year old insisted on sitting on my foot she had a skirt and panties on, and sort rubbed up and down on the top of my foot, i was just standing there, she did it very discreetly HHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

2 hours later 3676694 Anonymous
The youngest to ever have a crush on me was 15 years old and me being 22 years old (im female) besides in my country it is not so harshly punished unless the minor sues you

2 hours later 3676727 Anonymous
>hanging out with a friend who is a single mom >her daughter is there with us >out of nowhere, the little girl points at me and says "SOOO CUUUTE!" >we lol it was pretty funny.

2 hours later 3676797 Deecool
Yep, lots on em'. They'd hit me with shit and laugh. Then give me their numbers. I got in a fight with one of them. She was 9. No this wasn't no play fight. I fought her ass like a grown ass man. She ran home and got her dad. I left. I beat the dog shit out of her ass.

2 hours later 3676805 Anonymous
When i was 14 some 9 year old girls had a crush on me, to get them away i just became cold with them. I dunno why nobody my age or older think im handsome

2 hours later 3676817 Anonymous
>>3676797 What the fuck man. Really?

2 hours later 3676819 Anonymous
Yes. A child prodigy had a crush on me. I am fat. Not that I'm not smart, I started college at 15. she started college at like 13 I never paid her much attention but was always nice.

2 hours later 3676823 Anonymous
>>3676797 Yo brah, good shit. I got a drink just for you

2 hours later 3676824 Anonymous
>>3676797 Oh god my sides. You should've been arrested.

2 hours later 3676838 Anonymous
My friends twelve year old daughter usually does this thing where she hits me on the arm or stomps on my feet to try to get a rise out of me. My friend automatically said "she's got a crush on you" one day right in front of her and she ran off all red and blushing. It was adorable.

2 hours later 3676841 Anonymous
>>3676727 >single mom That was probably a ploy by her mother. Filthy harlots.

2 hours later 3676857 Anonymous
>>3676841 life is not a romantic comedy, robutt.

2 hours later 3676880 Anonymous
There's this 8 year old girl I see every summer. She is very cute, reminds me of my elementary school crush; Last year she melted my heart by saying "Ahhhh... I think i'm in love..." This year she always wanted me to carry her on my back,, watch movies, and be with her; However she's like a tsundere; she won't share food, she'll punch me/throw sandballs at my balls and she kept trying to strip me, feel me up, wanted to see my penis. She had itches on her peepee. She even asked if I wanted to do "the sexy". The attention is flattering, but I didn't encourage anything. And I'm not a pedo, so I just ignored that side. Also, her father knew about her behaviour. Most kids have a phase like this. I wish I had an imouto I could protect and raise :'(

2 hours later 3676897 Anonymous
I got her to lick my balls while I jerked off. I might have been able to go through with it and have the best orgasm of my life.. if she hadn't been confused by what the jerking off was, and ask me about it, kind of half-scared and seemingly hurt. I tried to push through the guilt but I ended up ruining my orgasm by clenching my prostate weirdly, and retrograde ejaculated. A little dribbled out onto her face and I momentarily tried to salvage it by finding that hot but that just exponentially multiplied the guilt that was already destroying me, and coupled with the loss of horniness after I came, it was like I got hit by a freight train of shame, guilt, and absolute terror of being prosecuted. Mostly guilt, though, for abusing someone so innocent like that. I didn't know what to do and I honestly felt like crying, so I pushed her away from me and told her she could never see me again. I've avoided that entire side of my family ever since, just in case. Later I heard she cried and didn't understand why I hated her, and it broke my heart. I hope by now she understands well enough to hate me, rather than be hurt by it in any way. I'm not good enough to hurt someone.

2 hours later 3676902 Anonymous
>>3676880 >tfw piggyback rides Back in kindergarten this girl loved to get piggyback rides, and she especially loved mine. Years later, I felt violated, then I thought it was pretty cool

2 hours later 3676904 Deecool
>>3676817 I swear i'm not lying to you. She was this girl in the neighborhood. My little sister had lots of friends in the neighborhood. She was usually all flirty, but she was soooo cute. One day she was all playful and shit and wacked me across the dome with a huge stick. I couldn't control my range so i knocked her to the ground, stood over her and waled all over her 9 year old shit. Talking about brutal shit. I was 17 at the time though. So I was pretty immature. Way more than I am now.

2 hours later 3676943 Anonymous
>>3676880 If I were you, I don't know what I'd do. Man, I'm glad I don't get in to those sorts of situations because I'd probably be a registered sex offendor by now.

2 hours later 3676954 Deecool
>>3676904 >Range Rage* damn I fucked that post up.

2 hours later 3676986 Anonymous
>>3676943 You know, that exact thought came to me: "I'm glad I'm not a pedo, nor is one in my situation" Now that I think about it, little girls adore me. There was her cousin too who only showed hate but really liked me, and a bunch of other girls... I hope it's just me being really good with kids...

2 hours later 3677125 Anonymous
>>3676904 Wow, that's pure tard rage. Do you have aspergers or just no self control? Also, the best thing one can do to a child in a situation like this is to tear down their egos. Especially girls. Call them ugly, tell them that no one will marry them, call them fat. Instant crying and they'll just run off. Better than being a fucking lunatic.

3 hours later 3677247 Deecool
>Do you have aspergers I got Maladaptive Daydreaming. Which has symptoms, but no. I was having a bad day. I apologized to her parents that same month.

3 hours later 3677286 Anonymous
>>3677247 >Maladaptive daydreaming oh yay, the new autism is starting to manifest in the subconcious of society

3 hours later 3677342 Anonymous
>>3676407 That's because little boys aren't appleaing because the male is meant to be the provider and protector. But little girls are appealing because it's okay for women to be weak and dependent. Infact it's considered attractive. So it's more likely that males will be pedo than females simply because little boys can't fulfil male gender roles but little girls basically can.

3 hours later 3677397 Anonymous
>>3677342 To put this another way, nearly all of the most important non-aesthetic traits that women generally find attractive in men are not present in prepubescent boys. e.g. little boys are weak, emotionally dependent, can't provide, do not have high social status. Where as by contrast, little girls correspond quite well with the equivalent traits in women. e.g. little girls are weak and its fine if women are weak because men are like be the protectors, little girls are dependent and its fine if women are are dependent because men like to feel wanted and needed, and so on. And so from the beginning there is reason for little boys to be less attractive to grown women than little girls to grown men simply due to gender roles and conventional heterosexuality. It isn't evidence that say, men are more frequently born deffective in some way that means they find prepubescent anatomy attractive than women.

3 hours later 3677452 Anonymous
You guys are going to fucking hate me for this... I babysat a girl who (from what I could tell) wanted my dick. She was like 8 or 9, curious about sex or some shit, and she was grabbing my crotch through my jeans and asking to "see it". She literally held onto my dick as I pried her hands off of me. I was 15 or so, and I just kept saying no because she was just a little kid and all. She also made me sleep with her, on a goddamn couch. A small couch. As in, I literally had to spoon with a 9 year old for 2 hours until her alcoholic parents came back. I babysat her often, so I had to do that like 10 times. Go ahead, pedos. Hate me. I had a gf at the time, and I'll never fuck a 9 year old.

3 hours later 3677559 Anonymous
>>3677452 I get the feeling it's you who hates yourself...

3 hours later 3677582 Anonymous
>>3677397 While that's probably true, I don't think it's very relevant. You're forgetting that a very significant portion of male and female pedophiles re gay, or bissexual. You're also forgetting that pedophilia is not the mere attraction to prepubescent children, it is a preference for them. What I'm trying to say is, I don't think pedophilia comes from the same place as male heterossexuality, it's not like it takes it to another level, it's just something else. I can't explain it properly, it just doesn't feel related. I don't feel anything for older women, I don't like that they're weaker than me or anything, I can't say if I like that in children, I know I don't like children because of that, but if they didn't have it I'd like them less because that would make them less childish.

3 hours later 3677616 Anonymous
>>3677452 I don't hate you. I respect you for not being an animal like most 15 year olds, and having the decency of not sexualizing a child. I am, however, quite jelly.

4 hours later 3677655 Anonymous
I had my Niece talk about how she was going to marry me. She said a lot of stupid shit like how she was going to marry me and Indiana Jones and Spiderman and we were all going to go on adventures to the moon. My Sister looked at me like a freak for playing along and the whole family started to think this was inappropriate. So I decide to stop playing along and tell my niece that I dont think its a good idea. She begins crying because I "Hate" her and is pissed off at me for a few years What the fuck?

4 hours later 3677698 Anonymous
>>3677655 Your niece is awesome. Your sister and family suck.

4 hours later 3677919 Anonymous
>>3676904 You're a horrible, horrible person.

4 hours later 3678045 Anonymous (theserepressedfeels.png 633x758 29kB)
>this thread whyboners.jpg

4 hours later 3678120 Anonymous
>6 year old cousin always wants to sit on my lap and is real touchy feely >9 year old second cousin acts all weird around me >every other <10 year old girl acts all shy and shit around me Why

5 hours later 3678260 Anonymous
>had chance with beautiful 15 year old girl >18 my self >couldnt fully commit to it because i felt weird about it >shes back with her asshole boyfriend again >tears

13 hours later 3680846 Anonymous
>>3678120 You're so lucky. Little girls never notice me ;_;

13 hours later 3680891 Anonymous
>>3678120 fug i know that feel

13 hours later 3680963 Anonymous
>>3678120 Same, plus i'm the oldest one of my direct cousins. Most of them had some sort of visible crush, and i still get that (oh anon, you know that daughter of a friend is 12 years old now and she used to talk about how she was going to marry you)

13 hours later 3680998 Anonymous
>>3675218 >9 year old girls say I look like justin bieber >what the fuck >I have my hair slicked back. >they follow me to my car when I'm walking through the park Not all that bad I guess

13 hours later 3681041 Anonymous
According to some friends, a bunch of middle school girls were gushing over me once at a water park when I was a senior in high school. It was a much needed ego boost, but I wasn't really attracted to them. For the most part though, little kids either just stare fearfully at me or avoid me, if I don't preemptively avoid them. I don't want to be "that scary man over there." ;-;

13 hours later 3681052 Anonymous
>>3680963 The girl that liked me was my cousin actually, but she's the only female cousin I have. She wanted to sit on my lap all the time, sometimes she pulled up her shirt and told me to look at her ''tits'' (lol), sometimes she asked me about my penis (''is your peepee big?'', ''is your peepee adult-sized?''). She sounds kinda slutty but she was amazing, so cute and sweet. I loved her so much ;_;

14 hours later 3681228 Anonymous
>>3675952 In 10 years, Dylan will have a Femdom fetish.

15 hours later 3681449 Anonymous
>>3681041 >tfw you're always "that scary man over there" I kinda like that feel, honestly.

15 hours later 3681495 Anonymous
Sort of > Neighbor has three kids > Middle one was little girl > I am seven years older than her > Her family was friends with my family and I would see them often. I'd also go airsofting/play video games with her older brother a lot > When she was six/seven and I was in middle school she would always talk about how she was going to marry me > It used to make me uncomfortable when she said those things > Time goes on > She stops saying that by the time she hits puberty > By age 13 she's mentally developed way past her age, and is physically becoming attractive and womanly > One time had dream that she was laying next to me naked > Woke up in the middle of the night, masturbated furiously to the thought > She's 14 now, and going into her first year in highschool > TFW I'll be in my mid-to-late twenties by the time she's legal > TFW I will marry her

15 hours later 3681525 Anonymous
>>3681052 if you don't discourage that slutty behavior, she'll be doing it at fifteen because she was never reprimanded for doing so. It's like when a dog bites. When it's a puppy it's "awww cute shit" but when it's full grown Doberman someone loses a limb. You tell it to cut that shit now or else you will deal with the consequences.

15 hours later 3681530 Anonymous
>>3681495 good luck. it's a tricky thing to accomplish. You can neither be too active nor too complacent. if you want to marry her then you'll probably maximise your chances of that happening by staying in touch but holding off on any relationship until she's finished college. If I were you I think I'd try to get in a relationship her while she's still jailbait and just not get caught.

15 hours later 3681603 Anonymous
>>3681525 I really don't care how she'll be like when she grows up, I just love her now. I might discourage it by molesting her. She'd probably never act slutty or even want to have sex again.

15 hours later 3681605 Anonymous
>>3681530 I keep in touch. I'm really close to her family. Her older brother (who is still younger than me, I'm in college and he's in highschool too) is a lifelong friend. He doesn't have a close relationship to her but I keep in touch. I also keep contact with her mother and her mother also keeps up with my Mom. Our families are pretty close. I'll probably wait until she's in college to date her and marry her after she graduates. I'm not going to touch her (other than hugging) while she's still jailbait, because people won't accept that and I won't be able to make her my waifu. I visit their house a lot too, usually to see her big brother. I make it a point to go before he comes back from baseball practice though to hang out with her. She thinks I'm the funniest and is impressed with almost everything I do still. I also keep contact on facebook. I think that if I'm patient enough I can have this one.

16 hours later 3681697 Anonymous
>>3681605 Living the dream. a

16 hours later 3681722 Anonymous
>>3675848 > Sitting next to me at lunch (you have to eat with your group on the field), leaning on me, offering me bites of her sandwich etc > Asking for a sip of my drink as soon as I'd taken a sip > Running up to me and screaming "MR. ANON!", hugging me in the mornings dawww...I really envy you, I wish something like that happened to me[sopiler]It feels lonely in here ;_;[/sopiler]

16 hours later 3681731 Anonymous
>>3681722 >tfw I can't even spoiler properly

16 hours later 3681755 Anonymous
>>3675218 a 10 year old had a crush on the girl I was interested in. she found it cute but it annoyed me. he started trying to wrestle with me one day so i grabbed him, got him in a rear naked choke and put him to sleep. she was freaking out but that little fuck didn't make another move on her again i was 26 at the time

16 hours later 3681784 Anonymous
>>3681755 Beta as fuck. u

17 hours later 3682114 Anonymous
>>3681722 I know that feel, bro. Reading about these things makes me feel so bad. It's a mixture of intense sadness and anger. Someday it'll kill me.

17 hours later 3682145 Anonymous
>>3675507 That was incredibly sweet. I would have loved for you to chase me and swing me and tickle me when I was younger.

17 hours later 3682181 Anonymous
>>3682145 Eh, I don't think you'd want to be tickled by that guy.

18 hours later 3682319 Anonymous (hj.png 128x128 6kB)
>>3682114 >mixture of intense sadness and anger. I've become that feel

18 hours later 3682349 Anonymous
I don't think so but I've developed a crush on a twelve year old after a long hiatus of not having any crushes. The bittersweet surge of emotions makes me feel like I'm fourteen again. Also that I'm a pedophile.

18 hours later 3682424 Anonymous
>>3682349 That doesn't really make you a pedophile, 12 is not that young.

18 hours later 3682467 Anonymous
>>3682424 No, 12 definitely puts you in the pedo zone. Even other 12 year olds that want to fuck 12 year olds are fucked up.

18 hours later 3682512 Anonymous
>>3682467 >>3682424 Yeah it is pretty young. And it is not like there aren't girls closer to my age to develop crushes on. It had to be a twelve year old. I don't really think about her sexually though. It is a very romantic, teeny kind of crush. My heart strains every time I hear her adorable voice.

18 hours later 3682534 Anonymous
>>3682467 Well, as a pedo, 12 is too old for me, so...

18 hours later 3682566 Anonymous
Yeah she was like 11 and I was 16 or something. She gave me a harmless massage one time. I enjoyed the ASMR.

18 hours later 3682646 Anonymous (1346621725836.jpg 323x322 28kB)
>>3681605 Don't get your hopes up man. I did and it devastated me later. When I was 17, a 9 year old cousin had a crush on me. I hated how girls of my age were slutty. So this cousin would always try to get close to me, talk to me, try to get my attention. She got sad and pouted when I didn't. And i began taking a liking for her too. I would try to travel to her house whenever I could, and we always be together, from the time we got up to the time we went to sleep. For me, being there with her, everything was hapiness. Just looking at her eyes and see her smile was everything to me. I decided to wait for her. Until she was of legal age. Her mother knew that she liked me and I liked her too. I remember that once a neighbour saw us together and told my aunt: "These 2 are up and down, always together. This will end up in marriage." My aunt answered: "So what? They are first cousins. Not brother and sister." She later told us that when all the family was together watching TV. My cousin and I got terribly embarassed. Time passed and she grew up. I asked her out when she was 17 and she friendzoned me. She turned to be exactly like the sluts I hated. Maybe worse... I stopped seeing her. Last time I heard, she was dating a 23 year old guy that has 2 children, with 2 different women.

18 hours later 3682649 Anonymous
>>3675597 Taylor.. Tofu?

18 hours later 3682681 Anonymous
>>3682646 Yeah I can predict what happened to you will happen to him. Girls are at first not whorish early on but its basically inevitable. She will see him as too familiar and want to live life (aka fuck other dudes). She will not be his waifu, no women are like that.

19 hours later 3682686 Anonymous
>>3682646 Your family seems oddly acceptive of both pedophilia and incest.

19 hours later 3682946 Anonymous
I work as a nanny. The first family I worked with consisted of a single mother and her two boys, Max was five and Blake was seven. They had a bad family life. The mother wad not a good mother. She brought a lot of men home, didn't feed the boys well, yelled a lot, and I suspect she did drugs. Max was goddamn adorable, but he had temper problems, which isn't surprising. He was very sweet though. He loved to draw and catch bugs and pick flowers for his mom or me. We became very close, I doubt he had had a proper mother figure before. He would sometimes call me at night to tell me he had bad dreams. After a while he started calling me Momma. I made not even a cursory attempt to stop him, which was probably a bad idea. After a few months, he tugged my sleeve and said he wanted to tell me a secret. He whispered "I have a crush on you." I didn't really know what to say about that, so I just tried to distract him. Then he made up a song on the spot which I can only assume was entitled "I Have a Crush on You." I wish I could get ahold of him, he deserves better than what he gets, so does his brother. His mom didn't pay me my last paycheck, the family moved without warning over the weekend. I showed up on Monday to find an empty house and she wouldn't answer my calls. I talked to the landlord and she said they moved out and she couldn't legally give me any more information.

21 hours later 3683798 Anonymous
>>3676303 >no /ss/ Come on

21 hours later 3683991 Anonymous
>>3682646 Girls turn into disgusting sluts when they reach puberty. Everyone knows that.

21 hours later 3684133 Anonymous
>>3675218 Yep, my blind niece Pamela, she still does. The way she shouts my name when she hears me walk through the door and say hello to my sister is too cute, then her cane comes tapping out of her room and she calls out "UNCLE ANON! WHERE ARE YOU?", as soon as I say "I'm here my love!" she locks on and I kneel down to catch her, and then she's glued to me all day, she's so sweet robots and she's a very happy kid, loves to talk and tell me about her week as well as ask about mine and she pouts like fuck when I have to leave. Now I just come over later and stay over until her bed time and let her fall asleep on me on the sofa then carry her up to her room... She also likes it when I read to her because my voice is "Soft and lovely and deep!" She looks a lot like OP's pic except she rarely opens her eyes anymore and her hair is a lot longer, a little older too, she's 8.

22 hours later 3684436 Anonymous
>>3684133 >mfw blind little girls are my fetish >mfw this is my dream >mfw I can't even find a face to properly describe my pain I hate you so much ;_;

22 hours later 3684506 Anonymous
When I was 18 I traveled abroad and ended up living with an amazing family. The two youngest sons would get into fights with me. The 8 year old would try to kiss me all the time. I used to watch the kids and help them with school and basically do anything their mom needed help with. I miss them all so much. I really loved that family, they treated me like one of them more than my family ever did. It makes me kinda sad that the youngest one is now 13 and won't have that childlike innocence anymore.

22 hours later 3684550 Anonymous
>>3683991 Speaking in absolutes makes you look like an idiot. They don't ALL turn into little sluts. Not ALL black boys become gangsters (or wannabe gangsters) when they hit puberty.

22 hours later 3684629 Anonymous
>>3684550 Nah, they all turn into sluts. Maybe not for your standards, but for mine they do. To be fair though, if a girl consensually has sex she's already too slutty for me.

22 hours later 3684747 Anonymous
>>3684629 With that attitude you're going to die alone. Enjoy your bitter years!

22 hours later 3684800 Anonymous
>>3684747 But I don't want a girlfriend/wife/whatever.

23 hours later 3684876 Anonymous
>>3675507 Will you marry me? We can chase each other all day, I'll try to braid your hair and make you daisy chains, you can give me piggyback rides and we can have tickle fights until we pass out on each other, panting and exhausted as we cuddle in close sitting in a magical silence just listening to the others quickened heartbeat...

23 hours later 3684917 Anonymous
>>3684800 You keep telling your self that.

23 hours later 3684933 Anonymous
>>3684436 >>3684436 > Blind girl fetish > fetish Meaning you derive sexual pleasure and/or erotic satisfaction from seeing a human female deprived of one of her senses? It makes me sad and angry that anyone would think of her like that, she's a dear sweet girl that for better or worse has never seen the light of day and unless science takes some pretty big leaps in the coming years, never will. I took her fishing with me once while my sister was painting the house and in that little boat on the lake we listened to music and talked, she was asking why me and "Auntie Vivian" (my ex) broke up and I sugar coated it to fuck followed briefly by "Is that why I have no daddy?" which is easily sugarcoated by saying that her mommy is strong enough to be both and she loves her twice as much... she was silent for a while, then she said "Uncle anon, am I beautiful?" Fucking hell, I almost lost it, it was the way she said it more than anything, it was a very sad and unsure tone of voice, and you know that as much as she's told she is she'll never truly know how pretty and cute she is. Having a fetish for something as sad as blindness is a little tragic, it's probably the dependence you find reassuring or something, I assume it's the same for deaf girls?

23 hours later 3684992 Anonymous
My 2nd grader cousin slaps my ass and grabs my bulge. I don't know what to do besides say "stop" and push her hand away. I avoid her at all costs, just for being a stupid little kid anyway, but every visit gets more annoying.

23 hours later 3685031 Anonymous
>>3684933 Not the guy you replied to but I doubt anyone would want a deaf girl. What's a relationship without communication? But I do see the appeal in a blind girl.

23 hours later 3685143 Anonymous
>>3684933 Well, y-yeah. And child female humans, might I add. I don't feel anything for blind women. I guess I just like that they're really weak and submissive and everything. But I don't know, regardless of the submission thing, there's something about them I find really attractive. I'm also a sadist, and being blind is one of my biggest fears, so I really enjoy seeing someone suffer from something I dread so much. I guess it's kind of revolting, I'm sorry, I'm not proud of it. That's a really cute and sad story. She does sound really sweet, I guess I'm kind of glad that I was never in your position, because I know I would abuse it and really hurt her.

23 hours later 3685183 Anonymous
>>3684917 But I don't. I'm not attracted to women.

23 hours later 3685229 Anonymous
>>3685183 Men aren't any better dude.

23 hours later 3685247 Anonymous
My friends' daughter did for a while. Weird shit. Then she moved on to having a crush on Barbie.

23 hours later 3685296 Anonymous
>>3685229 I'm not attracted to men neither. I don't want to get too offtopic though.

23 hours later 3685336 Anonymous
>>3685296 So you think you're asexual? Bullshit.

23 hours later 3685385 Anonymous
>>3685336 No, I don't. I'm attracted to little girls and even some little boys.

23 hours later 3685409 Anonymous
>>3685385 Ah so pure pedophile. Now I get you.

23 hours later 3685433 Anonymous
It was at a park. She was 12 (and the sister of my friend from high school, as I later found out) and she thought I was someone she knew so when she called me by another name, I was just more confused. Then she tried to get all cutesy with me and I told her to go with her friends because they were waiting for her, and I walked away. My mom heard/saw this and hit me in the back of my head. Something about how I should apologize and make it up to the girl because "she looked devastated". I didn't because I don't care and because that shit's creepy.

24 hours later 3685768 Anonymous
>>3675543 >slightly disturbing So a man can't enjoy the innocent company of children and find joy in their happiness without being labeled a pedophile? You know what? Fuck you. I WANT TO FEEL LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMING UNDER ME AS I UNDRESS THM AND STICK MY COCK IN THEIR TIGHT, RIPE, HOT LITTLE PUSSIES

28 hours later 3688266 Anonymous
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