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2012-09-06 12:56 3674957 Because r9k has essentially dissolved into a neckbeard sleepover (0098.jpg 410x293 48kB)
Good evening r9k. Today you rub a lamp, or something. I dont really give a shit about how you got the magical Rubik's cube or whatever it is, but it produces a Genie or something. Anyway, the Wizard presents you with a choice. You will be granted the ability to gain a complete, nutritious, balanced diet that completes your diet goals (say you want to lose weight, it'll be as if you are dieting, say you're from /fit/, it'll be as if you're eating 200g protein a day etc. etc.) just by eating your favourite food. You can eat as much of this food as you want and you have an unlimited supply. However, there's a catch. This is the only food you'll ever be able to eat for the rest of your life. Eating, by choice, anything other than your selected food will result in death. Do you do it /r9k/? If so, what food would you choose? Bear in mind you cannot reverse this process... are you sure you want to go ahead with it?

1 min later 3674977 Anonymous
>Genie gives you a choice >Only one offer, not two, with the ability to say yes or no. Shit genie. Tell him to fuck off.

3 min later 3674998 Because r9k has essentially dissolved into a neckbeard sleepover
>>3674977 Look, the genie was deprived of oxygen at birth or something, he can only do food wishes and his scenario is pretty set in stone as yes or no. Dont fucking blame him, blame the wizard doctors for dropping the ball on him, jesus.

3 min later 3674999 Anonymous
No. Are you fucking retarded? That's not even a remotely compelling deal. Besides, dieting is easy if you're not a weak-willed faggot.

6 min later 3675029 Anonymous
>>3674999 This guy lost me with his final sentence, but I agree overall. Come back when you find a new genie, one that wasn't fucked over by Wizard overlords.

6 min later 3675032 Anonymous
Wait, is the wish supposed to be compelling?

7 min later 3675049 Anonymous
Id fucking eat fries and ketchup every day of my life, sure, absolutely. >>3674999 Dieting is fucking hard, especially if you lift. Taking out the entire problem and just eating whatever I fucking want, as much as I want, and still having perfect health sounds good to me.

7 min later 3675055 Anonymous
... That's incredibly awful. That shit is a curse. Why the fuck would anyone voluntarily agree to it?

9 min later 3675069 Because r9k has essentially dissolved into a neckbeard sleepover
disregard my posts i suck dick sorry i wasnt thinking strait with penis in ass

20 min later 3675167 Anonymous
>>3674957 I eat whatever I want, am 30, and have been my ideal weight since I was 17. I'm 170 and 5'11" with a 32' waist. Genetic lottery winner. Huzzah for me. I will admit that while I'm not a very happy or fulfilled person, at least I'm not a landwhale, and if my dad is any indication, I never will be.

21 min later 3675177 Anonymous
>>3675167 I guess what I'm saying is, fuck your genie, I'm good as is.

23 min later 3675199 Anonymous
Sure; but you said by choice. What if you're in the hospital and they only give you something else or say you can only eat such-and-such, does it still count?

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