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2012-09-06 12:45 3674838 Anonymous (photo.jpg 410x516 103kB)
I am attractive enough to get a gf (like most people) and I'm always single because my standards are too high and because I am a fucking robot. How do I get people to stop asking me when I am going to get a gf or why I don't have one yet? It's everyone. Teachers, parents, professors, friends, even family friends like to joke about it. Now people are joking that I'm gay. The fuck do I do?

1 min later 3674853 Anonymous
>The fuck do I do? Join the clergy?

4 min later 3674889 Anonymous
>>3674838 Get a girlfriend.

7 min later 3674930 Anonymous
awwwwww op i feel so sad for you :(((((

9 min later 3674945 Anonymous
>>3674838 tell them you have a gf but not directly. then when they ask who she is, don't answer. For example: >jerk: anon why don't you have a gf? >anon: who says I don't? >jerk: O.O you do have a girlfriend?! >anon walks away

9 min later 3674947 Anonymous
Lower your standards. I was the same way but settled for a solid 7 and she turned out to be really cool. I'm happy as shit; far more so than when I was holding out for those dream girls.

12 min later 3674979 Anonymous
>>3674947 Solid seven meaning .1/10 or 7/10?

16 min later 3675024 Anonymous
>>3674979 7/10. Lower standards =/= sell yourself short

22 min later 3675077 Anonymous
>>3675024 "Solid seven" can mean .1/10 especially on /sp. But it's hard to choose between girls because there's always a 9/10 who seems interested and you don't want to have to aim for the 7... I've only ever dated girls who have asked me out because of this.

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