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2012-09-05 10:03 3673300 Anonymous (New_Jersey_Heart.jpg 300x289 6kB)
why is everything so terrible

1 min later 3673317 Anonymous
what happened fella?

2 min later 3673321 Anonymous
>>3673317 life life happened

2 min later 3673326 swami
shit happens, life gets worse or bad just hand on anon

3 min later 3673328 Anonymous
>>3673321 How about you stop being so fucking melodramatic.

3 min later 3673330 Anonymous
>>3673321 well if there's something in particular you wanted to talk about, do share, feeling pretty shitty myself

4 min later 3673340 Anonymous
>>3673326 >>3673328 to be honest I was kinda thinking that

5 min later 3673356 Anonymous
>>3673328 I'm an artist I'm allowed to be melodramatic fuck you

7 min later 3673376 Anonymous
>>3673356 Could you dance while you make me my coffee?

9 min later 3673395 Anonymous
Please stop projecting your mental state onto the world. Your logic seems to be something like: I experience the world as terrible, >therefore The world is a terrible place. It's a blatant non sequitur.

12 min later 3673413 Anonymous
>>3673395 It is though

14 min later 3673429 Anonymous
>>3673321 Oh just man up, you schlong-swallowing cock goblin. A mere 5 minutes into existence, your obnoxious pity party of a thread is already getting old as fuck. I bet you're one of those kids who insist on cryptic, vague melancholy because they fail on so many levels that they feel compelled to claim mental illness or depression as a shitty cop-out. Instead of this, try recognizing your failures, and work towards fixing them - or stay forever in your cosy rut of infantile, irrational angst, where society will look down upon and forgive you for being a worthless piece of nothing. Life happened? If you truly hated life, you would end it. You'd be a hypocrite if you didn't admit you, too, think life is beautiful and amazing and fun; after all, life is all there is for us humans. Now run along, you, and stop stripping us of the last shreds of quality this board has.

16 min later 3673452 Anonymous
>>3673429 tl;dr too high for that shit

21 min later 3673499 Anonymous
>>3673330 I have a date at 5, and it is currently 4:30 I don't know what to wear my hair is a mess because I keep running my hands through it I don't know what we're doing so I don't know how I should dress and I'm out of cigarettes

25 min later 3673523 Anonymous
Because you live in New Jersey

25 min later 3673531 Anonymous
>>3673499 >Date. You seem to be doing better than most robots

26 min later 3673535 Anonymous
>>3673523 No Jersey is a fantastic state of greatness and love

31 min later 3673589 Anonymous
>>3673531 Don't know about that. They don't have to deal with the stress that comes along with dating.

35 min later 3673620 Anonymous
Jersey's ight, I technically live there, but I like New York more because marijuana's decriminalized. I totally want to move to Long Island at some point in the future, love the women here they're gorgeous.

3 hours later 3675456 Anonymous
>>3673300 Stop looking on the downside. Remember this. You're in the first world, you're healthy, you likely have enough food because you can afford Internet, you have a house and a computer and tons of other shit. Now stop being a child and stop moping about your first world problems and realize how good you really have it.

3 hours later 3675469 Anonymous
>>3673300 The missing piece of that heart looks like Louisiana. Seriously, am I fucking wrong? This confuses me

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