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2012-09-05 09:34 3673056 Porn_Chan (sexshop.jpg 203x300 29kB)
I posted yesterday about a job at a Sex Shop in my area, so this is the follow up. I got hired. I met with the manager in the back room, strewn with merchandise like cock rings, plastic pussies, lube galore. A blow-up doll wits spread eagle tied to a wall. The manager really inspired confidence, far from the balding, seedy looking pervert I expected he was vibrant, intelligent and had a great smile. We rapped back and forth about the economy, the industry and what the job entailed. Stocking shelves, ringing up customers, cleaning out booths where we have our peep rooms. He asked me if I had a problem cleaning up bodily fluids and I said no. He told me gloves and tools are of course provided and gave me a great tip; If it's wet and it's not yours, don't touch it. He also said that the store raked in almost a Million dollars annually and that he was a co-owner in other stores around the area, so there is room for advancement. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but this wasn't it. I can deal with this. I start next Monday unless he calls me in early. I'll be making plenty of threads in the weeks to come and updating you guys on how the job is going.

2 min later 3673075 Porn_Chan
I burned that porn shack to the ground

3 min later 3673086 Porn_Chan
>>3673075 Oh well, this was always meant to happen. Does this mean you guys don't want threads in the future?

4 min later 3673091 Porn_Chan
I even can suck my own penis sometimes but its ok im not really gay I cannot wait to meet new local men in my area. Well have so much fun with the anal plugs

5 min later 3673099 Anonymous
Thats awesome op. If wish I could find a job at a place like that but there's non around me that I know of.

5 min later 3673100 Anonymous
What's the starting pay?

6 min later 3673108 Porn_Chan
>>3673099 Sorry you could never be as cool as I am, your just a poser

7 min later 3673117 Porn_Chan
>>3673100 Starting pay is just for handjobs, if I actually get on the payroll he will give me $5 an hour. Not bad seeing I could be flipping burgers. I hope to meet the man of my dreams here

7 min later 3673123 Porn_Chan
>>3673099 I just found the ad on craigslist, not sure why I got the job. I think I impressed the guy on the phone and obviously rocked the interview. We'll see how it goes. >>3673100 Minimum starting, with an observation period and a raise at the end. To tell the truth, any job is great right now. >>3673100

8 min later 3673125 Anonymous
>>3673108 oh yeah well y-you too

8 min later 3673128 Anonymous
>>3673056 > He asked me if I had a problem cleaning up bodily fluids and I said no. Yeah, no I don't think so. I walked out of a grocery store job when I was 16 because they wanted me to clean someone's shit in the bathrooms. Gloves or not, I refuse to degrade myself. I'll stick with my nice, comfy security job thanks.

8 min later 3673129 Porn_Chan
New trip for clarity.

9 min later 3673134 Porn_Chan
>>3673128 well it wont be too bad, hopefully they include me on any action going on! Im down for covering my body in saran wrap and letting one drop a #2 on me

9 min later 3673136 Porn_Chan
>>3673128 I'm sure you don't like people to judge you for being a watchman, don't bag on me for being a smut peddler ^_^

10 min later 3673140 Porn_Chan
new tripcode for clarity!

10 min later 3673141 Anonymous
>>3673128 My problem with having to work at a place like a grocery store would be having to talk with costumers. I would have no problem at all with cleaning shit.

11 min later 3673147 Porn_Chan
>>3673141 yeahh consumers in a porn shop though? shouldnt be too bad

11 min later 3673151 Anonymous
>>3673136 I'm not bagging on you, if there weren't people willing to go near excrement the world would literally be a shithole. But I don't give a shit if the job was $25/hr, I'm not touching cum.

11 min later 3673155 Porn_Chan
>>3673151 Neither am I. I'm emptying trash cans and sweeping floors.

12 min later 3673158 Porn_Chan
>>3673151 yeah im not getting anyhwere close to that, but you gotta do what you gotta do

13 min later 3673165 Anonymous
>>3673141 I loved talking to the customers. That way I could do nothing and they couldn't say shit because "Always be polite to the customers." Normally we would talk about what a faggot the boss was.

14 min later 3673178 Anonymous
>>3673155 >He asked me if I had a problem cleaning up bodily fluids and I said no. He told me gloves and tools are of course provided and gave me a great tip; If it's wet and it's not yours, don't touch it. If he mentioned this during the interview, it means that its a regular occurrence.

16 min later 3673199 Porn_Chan
>>3673178 We have peep booths where the customers can rent them out. And they jerk off in them, everyone knows that. It's usually just emptying trash cans and sweeping up paper towels. He also said I will have a lot of war stories and insanity going on but the most important thing is to have a sense of humor.

22 min later 3673246 Anonymous
Are sex shops a hidden, taboo thing where you are from OP? There is a well-known company in the UK that is disguised as an underwear shop but is really a sex shop, there's one in almost every large town I've been to. I've never seen a male shop assistant in there before, everything is clean and quite polished and professional looking too. I only see couples or girls in there. I'd imagine the more stranger customers order their items online, but you never know - maybe you'll have some good stories to tell.

24 min later 3673264 Porn_Chan
>>3673246 I was there for an hour and it was all middle aged straight looking men who glanced furtively around as they darted around the room. It was literally like watching /r9k/ in person. These guys are all of us when we grow up.

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