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2012-09-05 09:13 3672930 Anonymous (tfw.png 750x750 23kB)
>tfw your Godfather murders your Godmother and then kills himself

0 min later 3672936 Anonymous
we all know that feel, man

3 min later 3672954 Anonymous
> tfw you eat fourteen bananas a day for a week and have a seizure on the third day from potassium poisoning, and wake up to fine your dalmatian eating your vomit after it's broken the panelling and climbed in through your shattered bedroom door because you were unconscious and didn't give it its dinner

5 min later 3672972 Anonymous
>>3672930 >tfw no fresh fruit to eat and you don't have money to buy any

7 min later 3672986 Anonymous
> tfw inadvertently disembowelled by a korean health professional who was trying to remove a fragment of car engine from your abdomen following a gas station explosion

8 min later 3672994 Anonymous
>>3672936 Thank you anon, that made me chuckle

10 min later 3673000 Anonymous
>tfw get in a bar fight at King of Prussia because you got caught trying to sniff this 22 year olds feet under the table and it turns out she has a boyfriend

13 min later 3673018 Anonymous (eiuugh.jpg 1218x929 192kB)
>>3672954 lol, why i laugh

14 min later 3673020 Anonymous
>tfw you don't dispense because the can't fly into sixteen ever laugh quietly between never

30 min later 3673137 Anonymous
>tfw you kill the health inspector and grind her body into mincemeat to feed to your dogs because she wouldn't allow you to make your glorious sausages

36 min later 3673186 Anonymous
> tfw Noam Chomsky bombards you with fucking emails, sometimes two or three a week, debating you remorselessly on interlingual metaphors in Early Romantic period Basque poetry, and you have to spend so much time at the library and Skyping with linguists that you start getting sloppy in your Tekken practice and can't reliably pull of King's chain throws any more

38 min later 3673205 Anonymous
I guess you know the truth already, OP - bitch had it coming for along time.

50 min later 3673305 Anonymous
> tfw water creeps beneath your feet as you slip away

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