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2012-09-05 09:11 3672909 Anonymous (1311140270724.jpg 352x428 38kB)
Retard thread time, bring all of your glee filled stories of the retards you know. I'll get things going.
>Atheletics day
>watching the girls do long jump
>heavy set retard girls turn
>starts waddling down the runway
>gets to sand pit
>trips
>falls flat on her face, doesn't even put her arms out to stop herself
>gets up, in no pain despite the fact that there is blood gushing from her forehead
>teacher tells her that her jump was a fault
>takes a while to get this message through to her
>she eventually grasp what everyone is trying tell her
>Retard rage strength mode engage
>punches gym teacher square in the mouth
>dragged away by retarded wrangler
and then later that same day
>everyone eating lunch on the grandstand
>retard girl gets up to do whatever
>group of girls sitting closet to her start screaming "IS THAT PERIOD?"
>there where she was sitting is a large pool of blood
>vomiting and laughter everywhere, teachers unable to control anyone
That was a great day
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