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2014-05-22 02:09 11788071 Anonymous (hypergamy.png 400x333 107kB)
You people seem to be under the impression that normal people regularly have sex and have girlfriends. If you're talking about men in their 20's, that's wrong. Due to female hypergamy, young women will only be with men of high social status or exceptionally good looks, because the men will have them. The result is that a single attractive man will have several girlfriends (who may be unaware of their man' affairs) while average guys are left with those that the top tier men don't want. Once women hit their thirties and their looks fade, the top tier men no longer want them, so they settle for an average man who can support them.
If you're a guy in his early/mid 20's whose struggling with women and sex, then you're the normal one. Unfortunately, being normal sucks in this case.
1 min later 11788088 Anonymous
Tell us something we don't know buddy
4 min later 11788125 Anonymous
>>11788088
You guys always refer to "normalfags" a regularly having sex. I'm just saying that you guys are way more normal than Chad's are.
7 min later 11788151 Anonymous
> That feel when freshman year of college, you had a harem
>That feel when your current GF, who was handpicked out of that harem for her loyalty, begs you to never leave her while you cum on her face
>Feels good man
8 min later 11788163 Anonymous
>actually believing this diagram
You bitter virgins are so fucking retarded.
12 min later 11788211 Anonymous
normalfag, neet, Chad, cyborg, wizard, robot, honestly, they're all subjective, highly contrived and are one small inch away from being analogous to one another.
a normalfag is one fuck up away from being a NEET if he does something stupid like get locked up or goes on welfare for some reason.
a robot is one step away from being a Chad if he just grows some balls and possibly gets a make-over.
sometimes people are even phasic, like going back from being robot, to Chad, to Cyborg, to whatever bullshit you can insert there.
get the point?
either way its all highly contrived.
14 min later 11788236 Anonymous
>>11788211
>a robot is one step away from being a Chad if he just grows some balls and possibly gets a make-over.
Not necessarily. If a robot is short and facially unattractive, then he can never hope to be Chad. Hell, just being short in general will make most women off limits to you. I honestly believe that your height is largely what determines what category (normal, robot, wizard, Chad) you fall into.
2 hours later 11789608 Anonymous
>>11788151
idk if you're serious about your scenario, but this legitimately is how it happens irl
2 hours later 11789638 Anonymous
>>11788125
People who come here are not more normal than Chad's I can guarantee that.
2 hours later 11789687 Anonymous
>>11788211
A Chad can be knocked down to a normie level with some criticism, or a bad shroom trip, but a robot becoming a Chad is almost not attainable, maybe a normal but not on a Chad level.
2 hours later 11789715 Anonymous
>>11789687
A normal is still pretty sex deprived though, via hypergamy. Normal isn't good enough for women.
2 hours later 11789738 Anonymous
most normalfags i know are in monogamous relationshits, yeah they're short lived and they cheat on each other but not every single girl out there is a raving slut that only wants to fuck chad, yeah they exist but it isn't really all that common, true turbo sluts are rare and the legendary chad is even rarer
2 hours later 11789741 Anonymous
>>11788211
What if I'm a black, neet, robot, chubby Manlet?
2 hours later 11789759 Anonymous
This thread is pointless.
2 hours later 11789765 Anonymous
>>11789741
Manlet alone is enough to make most women repulsed by your existence.
2 hours later 11789785 Anonymous
>>11789765
5'9 is a Manlet correct?
2 hours later 11789807 Anonymous
>>11788236
>i honestly am really insecure about height
it's like you think everyone in the world is 6'0 or some shit.
2 hours later 11789826 Anonymous
>>11789741
>>11789687
>actually talking about this in definitive terms, not being ironic or using generalities
you guys are just dumb asses who spend too much time on 4chan.
that's why i put
>get my point?
at the end of it. to stress the point and not the semantics behind what a Normalfagis, what Chad is, what he can do, become, etc, etc
we could contrive that shit all day long based on our own feelings, its pointless.
3 hours later 11789836 Anonymous
>>11789807
Successful (socially/financially),well adjusted, and confident men are taller. Everyone else is running a rat race. The only exception I know of us Kanye west and look how much he overcompensates
3 hours later 11789842 Anonymous
>>11789807
6'0 feels perfect, coming from a guy who's 6'0.
as a child, all i ever wanted was to be as tall as sagat from street fighter so i could throw punches and kicks from across the room and have them land
>tfw i was naive and thought height was something you chose and not something that just happened
3 hours later 11789860 Anonymous
>>11789836
>the only exception i can think of
just because your data and/or knowledge and/or imagination is limited, doesn't mean there aren't a shit-ton more exceptions that we can't identify with practical means.
come on guys, use your thinking caps.
3 hours later 11789921 Anonymous
tell us all something we don't know
Looks are EVERYTHING
3 hours later 11789988 Anonymous
You people are just using the word hypergamy in that way to be le ebin trol right? In case you didn't know, that word literally means "many women" and it would seem to imply something other than what you mean. You should probably say "hyperandry" or "hypersexuality".
3 hours later 11790016 Anonymous
>>11789988
are you just being pedantic to be cute?
do some homework, hypergamy is a thing (mostly in the animal world, however.)
i would never use hypergamy as an argument in real life because it feels a bit like appealing to nature.
we've proven time and time again we can defy our own nature if we're cognizant enough.
3 hours later 11790054 Anonymous
>>11790016
Pretty much. I really thought that it was just another robot word. It still seems like any awkward choice for the name of that phenomenon, though.
3 hours later 11790105 Anonymous
It makes sense. Men compete for top women, and women compete for the top men. By having sex.
3 hours later 11790141 Anonymous
Women are playing for keeps with the top male, and the top male can engage pump and dump because he's only looking for sex , with no real reason for him to committ to a single female.
3 hours later 11790185 Anonymous
And then there's the orbiters, like me. Women don't want our kids, but we can offer them gifts. Attractive women can have their pool to wade in as well.
But. If these women are still competing for the top male, then the male is at the top, and female hypergamy only reinforces the Patriarchy.
*tips fedora*
3 hours later 11790200 Anonymous
But what if I don't want a girlfriend.
3 hours later 11790234 Anonymous
>>11790054
>>11789988
Jesus Christ take a step out of 4chan for five minutes to look this shit up.
3 hours later 11790292 Anonymous
>>11790105
Men compete for any woman. An average man is still competing against a top tier man just for an average woman. Even below average women can get one night stands with top tier men, and won't settle for anything less until they're older.
Point is, the forever alone twenty something guys are the norm. Most young men are sex deprived.
3 hours later 11790314 Anonymous
>>11788071
I am 27 years old, male, and have had 3 long term girlfriends (lasting over a year each) and several short flings.
I have never had more than one woman at a time. I guess I'm some kind of statistical anomaly, huh?
3 hours later 11790331 Anonymous
>>11790292
> men compete for any woman
Ah, but why compete for any woman? If Iim going to orbit, then I will orbit my best friend.
That is my decision.
3 hours later 11790332 Anonymous
>>11790292
thats why people say "go out and do things", not that i'm parroting it.
but they say it just because it's the only way to maximize your chances of interacting with any female for any reason, at the height of practicality.
3 hours later 11790347 Anonymous
"hypergamy" is bullshit
the problem here is the sex ratio
there are a lot more men than women so there's a lot more competition
has nothing to do with females sleeping around
3 hours later 11790359 Anonymous
>>11790347
I thought Chinese couldn't get on to 4chan. In most of the rest of the world, women are actually a slight majority of the population.
3 hours later 11790366 Anonymous
>>11790292
I guess you could presume that the man or woman will settle when they are older. But the older we become, the less likely that will be due to less health, energy and time to raise a child.
Not to mention the increased likelihood of birth complications, we are mortal beings after all.
Most of us.
3 hours later 11790374 Anonymous
>>11790347
Every western country has more women than men.
3 hours later 11790392 Anonymous
>>11790359
That's because women live longer
in younger age gaps, women are a minority
in my school, there were 30 students in every class, and no more than 7 of them were girls.
3 hours later 11790395 Anonymous
>>11790185
>female hypergamy only reinforces the Patriarchy.
Feminism = hypergamy.
E.g. suppose an alpha male sexually harasses a woman in his workplace, making aggressive sexual advances that (while sometimes successful) in this case she objects to. A logical woman would say "That man is an asshole, but I can see why some women like him, so it makes sense that he continues to behave that way.
However, feminists are not logical. They cannot bring themselves to blame the alpha male. So instead, they blame *all* males, i.e. "the patriarchy". They claim that the alpha male's behavior is just a symptom of a sexist society that views women as objects.
3 hours later 11790411 Anonymous
I think you're onto something. Consider another angle:
Older men will often date younger women.
3 hours later 11790421 Anonymous (1311234783106.jpg 657x413 63kB)
>>11790359
in the younger generations there are more men, as you get older into the 50s/60s70s there are more women because they live longer
3 hours later 11790440 Anonymous
>>11790395
Feminism is a part of the patriarchy. The top male is at the top and all women are in competition for him, thereby placing the alpha male at the very top.
3 hours later 11790442 Anonymous
>>11790411
There is also more men than women in the world under the age of 65.
When I found that out I was depressed for a week.
3 hours later 11790443 Anonymous
>>11790392
Oh god you're retarded.
Because if you're an adult, and in "class" that means uni. And uni classes tend to be pretty gender segregated, due to differing gender interests.
Idiot.
3 hours later 11790451 Anonymous
>>11790411
They would consider them but no young woman wants a 40 year old dude... unless he drives a ferrari
It's always funny seeing guys saying shit like "no women wants me now but the vagina floodgates will open when I turn 30" as if they're going to be anything other than a broke loser later in life as they are now
3 hours later 11790456 Anonymous
Feminists are part of the Patriarchy. You could say she sleeps with him U.U
4 hours later 11790472 Anonymous
>>11790443
second this. What kind of retard thinks that men outnumber women 3 to 1 at any age?
4 hours later 11790473 Anonymous
>>11790443
I was talking about my highschool experience.
There were not enough girls for everyone, so the guys who were desperate to lose their virginity hired prostitutes when they were 17-18.
Very few of my friends ever had a girlfriend.
Being single is pretty normal, but still looked down upon
4 hours later 11790484 Anonymous
>>11790392
https://www.cia.gov/library/publica tions/the-world-factbook/fields/201 8.html
In America, the ratio is at most 1.05 men per 1 woman. Pretty damn near 50/50. Definitely doesn't explain why so many more men are single than women. The answer is hypergamy.
4 hours later 11790488 Anonymous
>chinks had their one child per couple policy for decades
>people preferred boys so they would drown baby girls
>since there are so damn many of them sex ratio of the world is thrown off
>added bonus that sperm containing a Y chromosome are shaped slightly differently so babies have a higher chance of being male than female
oh well
4 hours later 11790508 Anonymous
>>11790488
You would think we would not have evolved this way.
But I guess since males are used by nature more for random mutations it kind of makes sense.
4 hours later 11790544 Anonymous
A nations strength is counted by her males though. That's why China rose up so quickly.
4 hours later 11790550 Anonymous
>>11790484
1.05 to 1 is pretty significant in larger numbers, e.g. for a city of 3 million people there are 150,000 male leftovers
4 hours later 11790572 Anonymous
>>11790508
yea, also from a natural perspective males are more likely to be killed by doing manly things such as hunting tigers and dinosaurs
4 hours later 11790574 Anonymous
>>11790544
But if they are all sexually frustrated and committing suicide left and right it doesn't make a difference.
4 hours later 11790591 Anonymous
All those single mothers though. A queen without a colony.
We are bees. A queen bee will leave the colony when she is young, get gangbanged by another colony, and then return to her hive to lay eggs.
If she doesn't get gangbanged, she can only lay unfertilized eggs, which can onlying make drones.
4 hours later 11790593 Anonymous
The whole point of the OP was that you guys here struggling with women are the norm.
4 hours later 11790607 Anonymous
>>11790544
China rose up so quickly because they have zero labor and environmental laws and extremely high population so companies can legally manufacture their shit paying thousands of workers a penny per hour while dumping shit tons of pollution into the air, not because a larger chunk of their population has dingey dangely doodles
4 hours later 11790632 Anonymous
>>11790593
I think we are bees. There's gonna be one female to 3 males, each unit it's own colony.
4 hours later 11790637 Anonymous
>>11790607
Have you seen a Chinese man's penis? It's like a belly button. Their doodles don't have the capacity to dangle.
4 hours later 11790655 Anonymous
>>11788071
This is one of the most needed posts on this damn board.
4 hours later 11790688 Anonymous
Not to say that the western nations are weak, by no means.
But all these depressed young males... where to work? What to live for? We are men without a Queen.
There's no super Stacey banging all the regular guys to give them drive u know. All the girls wanna be exclusive with Chad.
Female hypergamy weakens the nation. It's true.
4 hours later 11790731 Anonymous
>>11790688
it's not just about sex, men have become useless in general
wars are fought by drones and cruise missiles fired thousands of miles away
the fields are plowed by machines
manual labor has mostly been outsourced, and women are preferred when dealing with customers
women can vote, so male vote is less relevant
now I'm not saying that women should have their rights taken away or any of that, that's ridiculous
just saying things have changed, so you can't have the same expectations
The way I see it the situation of most people in this board is pretty understandable
4 hours later 11790741 Anonymous
Is there a way the normal sex deprived make can create a union of sorts to redistribute the sex more evenly?
4 hours later 11790742 Anonymous
Feminists serve the Patriarchy.
Feminists attack the non Patriarchs, weakening the colony as a whole.
Isn't that we've been saying? I gotta get my oil changed every now and then for smooth operations .
4 hours later 11790744 Anonymous
>>11788071
This is not true. You cannot group people into such cookie cutter categories.
There are many men who have multiple girlfriends. There are many women who have sex with lots of guys. There are many women and men who do not have sex often.
Why does everyone insist on lumping people into categories so much? Does it give you a sense of community? Like an "us vs them" type deal?
4 hours later 11790745 Anonymous
>>11790688
normal 23 year old lady who has never been asked out here, I think the reason is partly that the normal guy doesn't want the normal girl or for whatever reason won't put the effort to speak to her
4 hours later 11790766 Anonymous
>>11790744
>There are many women who have sex with lots of guys
They are called Landwhales from planet Ham that nobody really wants to bang.
4 hours later 11790788 Anonymous (image.jpg 3264x2448 2096kB)
>>11790745
Get the fuck out, you cum drenched succubus. You haven't been asked out because you are chads sex bin.
4 hours later 11790799 Anonymous
See i told this stuff to my mom and she said that it's not true, that women are with all kinds of men and that i'd see it if i just went outside.
I don't need to go outside to know that 80% of men don't have a girlfriend.
4 hours later 11790804 Anonymous
>>11790731
No, far from it. More burdens are placed on men to compensate for the slacker women. You're looking at an insular view, looking inwards and not outwards.
Drones? Women in Customer service? Machine plows? Im glad they didnt make you a combat General.
The only reason we've been dominant for so long is due to our Dollar, which is becoming less and less relevant globally, as China and Russia are saying "Nah, we use our own currency now, your dollar shit"
4 hours later 11790810 Anonymous
>>11790788
even the lustrous chad didn't grace me with his presence, this "chad" character doesn't exist for the vast majority of women
4 hours later 11790813 Anonymous
>>11790731
But men are better than women at almost everything. I feel bad for men on this board with no education or no job, but to the extent that this happens, it's mostly because of discrimination in favor of women, not because men are inherently useless.
I work as a programmer, and 90% of my co-workers are male. I've studied many different fields, and the pattern is always the same: women congregate in sub-fields which involve less mathematics, where they can use their soft skills, or where inherent subjectivity can mask their lower ability, and allow white knighting to work its magic
4 hours later 11790820 Anonymous
>>11790745
tbh you probably give off a strong dyke aura if you've never been asked out
4 hours later 11790824 Anonymous
>paid leave for periods
>paid leave for maternity
>more work is assigned to men than women
>women are expected to be treated as special snowflakes
>women can get by not knowing shit, simply because they are social creatures that are a part of the larger company.
you know this to be true. Yeah, awesome, welcome aboard and all... but its a sinking ship m8.
4 hours later 11790849 Anonymous
>>11790820
blame me all you want, my story is a common one, females who are less than 8/10 are completely invisible
4 hours later 11790854 Anonymous
>>11790810
Then you're probably disfigured or some kind of hamplanet. I'd probably take you on a date to a museum though, but most girls aren't into that shit.
4 hours later 11790874 Anonymous
>>11790849
Guys are horndog animals though. I see them chatting up all kinds of girls...and failing. Unless you think a girl is automatically an 8 if she isn't obese.
4 hours later 11790878 Anonymous
Well the thing to understand is that high social status isn't actually about money, it's about power.
4 hours later 11790895 Anonymous
>>11790878
You failed us you faggot. Now Russia and China are poised to run the show.
4 hours later 11790943 Anonymous
>>11790849
>females who are less than 8/10 are completely invisible
>being this delusional
Even men who are 10s will gladly fuck anywhere down to a 5 if they're thirsty enough.
4 hours later 11790975 Anonymous
>>11790484
>Definitely doesn't explain why so many more men are single than women
Why do you think this is true? Women can just always find somebody who will date, or at least fuck, them. Men have to work harder. Therefore, women don't shit up imageboards whining about how lonely they are, because they can easily do something about it.
4 hours later 11790992 Anonymous
>>11790943
you mean to tell me a handsome guy would fuck me and leave immediately after? didn't know I was so privileged
i'd rather peel gum off the sidewalk and eat it than have casual sex
4 hours later 11791030 Anonymous
>>11790824
>paid leave for periods
nigga you what? I've never been to a job where women are offered leave just for their periods. I mean, if they have horrible cramps and can't walk that's one thing, but if you have horrible cramps cause you ate 10 bags of cheetos yesterday, you wouldn't go to work either
4 hours later 11791047 Anonymous
>>11790799
Sounds like a sarcastic comment, but it is true that the majority of men fail with women.
4 hours later 11791082 Anonymous
>>11790992
Behold female privilege. Most men would be flattered to have such a woman to even look at them let alone fuck them.
4 hours later 11791097 Anonymous
>but it is true that the majority of men fail with women.
Right? The Majority of us aren't that 10%. No matter what we do, its no good. Admit it.
4 hours later 11791105 Anonymous
>>11790992
translated
>baww chad isn't gonna make me his gf
4 hours later 11791111 Anonymous
>>11790745
>normal 23 year old lady
pics or it didn't happen.
4 hours later 11791122 Anonymous
>>11791047
>the majority of men fail with women
No most of them don't.
Go outside okay seriously
4 hours later 11791144 Anonymous
>>11790992
Post skype or email and I will do everything I can to cyber and eventually fuck you, all so that you can realize that you were wrong right now.
4 hours later 11791151 Anonymous
>>11790895
I was talking about within your own social circles.
If you gain a reputation as somebody who shouldn't be fucked with, and is better than the other people around, the girls suddenly want ur peness.
4 hours later 11791160 Anonymous
>>11791122
Young men at least. Guarantee you that at least half of men age 18-24 have a difficult time getting a girl to go on a date with them, let alone have sex with them.
4 hours later 11791167 Anonymous
My dad is 5'6" (I'm 6'2" and in pretty good shape, never been on a date however) and never was thin he lived with his parents until he was 30.
Somehow he found a way. But the standards of the 1970s/80s and older are way different than now.
4 hours later 11791174 Anonymous (tipping intensifies.jpg 600x800 36kB)
>>11790992
>complaining about being put in the fuckzone
you dropped your fedora m'lady
4 hours later 11791177 Anonymous
So what you're saying is that there's no point in resisting or denying the feels
Unless you're already Chad, there's no point in trying. At least for me, It's clear I'm unwanted as no woman has ever shown interest in me, so I'm not bothering with courting them, just working on improving myself until they come
4 hours later 11791182 Anonymous
>>11791097
Its not like 10%, its more like a positive exponential curve (ie: guys at the top get exponentially more compared to the guys in the middle and they get exponentially more than guys at bottom which is basically zero)
For women its a inverse exponential (ie: true uggos get nothing but every other girl can basically get as much as they want - equal)
4 hours later 11791183 Anonymous
>>11791151
>social circles
aint nobody have the time for that shit. we gotta work to make money to buy things to continue living.
5 hours later 11791203 Anonymous
>>11790421
This confirms women are single because they choose to be.
5 hours later 11791206 Anonymous
>>11791167
dat bait. i bite
5 hours later 11791209 Anonymous
>>11790992
Guys just pump and dump you because you don't distinguish yourself. Just keep trying with club guys until you can find somebody who appreciates you. Be sure to be yourself so you stand out.
5 hours later 11791211 Anonymous
>>11788071
>>11788125
>>11788088
I see what OP's saying. You're saying it's actually pretty fucking normal for dudes to not be getting laid at or that much? And you're right.
>>11790314
>MMMEE MMMEEE MMMEEE
>SOMETHING DOESNT APPLY TO ME THEREFORE IT DOESNT EXIST MMEEEE
>MMMEEE MMMEEEE MMEEE
Are you sure you're male, dude? That's a very female sounding post.
5 hours later 11791234 Anonymous
>>11791211
You're fucking delusional if you think most men have not had a girlfriend by the time they're done with college. I can't tell if you faggots are trolling, because there's so many of you.
5 hours later 11791257 Anonymous
>>11791206
Well, it's true though. My dad managed to have gfs when he was young, although not many. he's got me beat by a lot.
Do you really think the dating scene today is the same as 30 or 40+ years ago with the internet and cell phones around?
5 hours later 11791268 Anonymous
>>11790314
actually that is an important point.
Hypergamy doesn't require that a man date multiple women at the same time. It can also be that some men are seeing a woman 90% of the time (while for other men it is 0%), while for women, they are all dating men 40% of the time.
5 hours later 11791277 Anonymous
>>11788071
>mfw you're saying that 4/5 men are not attracted to any women
lol
>>>/lgbt/
5 hours later 11791294 Anonymous
>be friends with this girl
>don't get emotionally attached because i don't want to have one of those lame "hur dur i got friendzoned" stories
>she starts calling me her best friend
>always inviting me to places and getting me things
>take my sweet ass time replying to her texts but she'll text me back a minute later
>posts relationship statuses on Facebook and tags me in them
>finally she tells me she cares about me a lot and that we should date
>told her that I'm not sure because I don't want to ruin our friendship
>she spazzes out about getting "friend zoned" after spilling her guts out
>so i promise her that she can come over to my apartment after i get off work tomorrow.
>she asks if i have anything dirty in mind
>"we'll see"
Dealing with women would be so easy if you would just be yourself, you fucking autists.
5 hours later 11791295 Anonymous
You fucking failed us, Chad and Tyrone. I hope you're ready for your sons to betas to Chang Sun and Boris when Russia and China blow over the western "social circle".
Too busy printing dollars, making rap music and fucking bitches to keep your eyes on the big picture. You fucked up. All of you. I'll be dead and childless by then, and I'm sinking with this ship.
5 hours later 11791322 Anonymous
>>11791257
The internet and social media just further bridges the gap between us and the normalfags
Your dad had it so much easier
5 hours later 11791323 Anonymous (badassmotherfucker.gif 390x293 467kB)
>>11791294
>Dealing with women would be so easy if you would just be yourself
5 hours later 11791337 Anonymous
>>11791295
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx_5 7vKUXBs
>tfw good life
5 hours later 11791339 Anonymous (hope you're ready.jpg 650x450 122kB)
and your precious daughters to be used as fuck toys and sex workers and thrown aside to grow old as single mothers.
fucking assholes, stupid fucks. Acting like you're better than us because you're pretty, big fucking deal. all of you sit back and laugh at their weakest link, but they got some big dudes over there who will wreck our shit.
5 hours later 11791345 Anonymous
>>11791167
>your dad is 5'6"
>you're 6'2"
how the fuck my nigga
at what ages did you have your growth spurts?
5 hours later 11791350 Anonymous
>>11791294
The problem is I suck.
5 hours later 11791354 Anonymous
>>11791234
Of course they find some girlfriend for falls through the cracks, but she ends up cheating on him and it doesn't last.
5 hours later 11791371 Anonymous
>>11791345
It's more like my dad's growth was stunted has a kid. My grandpa and uncle are both tall.
5 hours later 11791376 Anonymous
>>11791354
But they still all have gf's
5 hours later 11791392 Anonymous
>>11788236
>peterdinklageandhiswife.jpg
5 hours later 11791396 Anonymous
>>11791337
That's great. Now, most of them are unemployed and living at home, and those that aren't are now fat, stuck in dead end jobs and raising multiple children from different fathers.
5 hours later 11791401 Anonymous
>>11790813
Because mathematics are the be-all and end-all of applicable skill.
Medicine? Law? Useless bullshit.
Nope, girls just sneak in with 4.0 GPAs and 165s on the LSAT they've earned through using their feminine trickery to learn biology and chemistry and logic. They sleep their way through schools that use standardized testing and blind marking. Then, they article with some of the largest, most competitive firms in the country. They work 60 hour weeks and pull all-nighters to finish memos on time. They repeatedly see the weakest and slowest of their co-workers fired, and fresh graduates hired to replace them. They report to bosses who don't see them for weeks at a time, and judge them entirely on the quality of the work they are emailed. Until finally, years later, they've gotten to be junior partners because of their tits or something.
seriously man tone down the circlejerk
5 hours later 11791412 Anonymous
>>11791392
But he's rich and I am not.
Money can trump even being a midget.
5 hours later 11791415 Anonymous
>>11791396
No.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpz4 Fco5hMw
5 hours later 11791426 Anonymous
>>11791401
>LSATS
please, you are naught but glorified paper pushers that like to play softball within your "social circles".
And yes, decades past, that was just fine, when we were the dominant superpower.
Hint hint - we're sinking!
5 hours later 11791446 Anonymous
>>11791415
All of them are fat now. Yes, so they had their youth recorded on video, cool. What now?
>fat
>unemployed
>stuck in dead end jobs (the lucky ones)
5 hours later 11791450 Anonymous
>>11791446
No.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WiL kkxaiwc
5 hours later 11791459 Anonymous
>>11790314
hey guiz its chad
5 hours later 11791475 Anonymous
>>11791354
You're kidding right? Yeah, I understand how you end up this way, or maybe I'm just projecting. Broken homes, childhood trauma, continual bullying, and you grow up to be avoidant, lonely, and bitter. You wind up with, at most, a handful of friends, and never get a girlfriend (you're just a boring, quiet person after all). Most guys are not like us. Most guys are fairly self assured, talkative, even pretty happy. They think they're funny, which is the important part. Chad is not your problem. Modern women being sluts is not the problem either (shy qts who avoid parties will not fuck your loser ass either). The problem is really that girls do not initiate in relationships, girls are attracted to men on the basis of charisma and status instead of just physical attributes, girls will never care about you or rescue you, and you are a boring loser wrapped up in a victim complex. Sure, life sucks, but whining on this board will never make it better.
5 hours later 11791479 Anonymous
>>11788236
5'10'' is tall enough for any woman, alright man
5 hours later 11791486 Anonymous (1397394_10101112208771679_1397881831_o.jpg 1863x1365 231kB)
>>11791459
>tfw all alpha chads look the same
5 hours later 11791493 Anonymous
>>11791450
Dude, party time is over, its been over for a while now. I'm glad you got to enjoy your years like that, I'm not begrudging you that. But look at the bigger picture.
We're a sinking ship. Unless you want to party us back afloat.
5 hours later 11791508 Anonymous
>>11791401
you sound like a woman.
You mention law. Why are most women in law so attractive? If they were only there for their ability, then you would expect their looks to be average. And if women are judged by their looks, why is it so hard to believe that they could get ahead in these fields despite being on average worse than men.
5 hours later 11791521 Anonymous
>>11791493
I wonder if this is what nerds sounded like 50 years ago. Do you ever shut up?
5 hours later 11791539 Anonymous
>>11791521
Do you ever stop drinking away your life?
5 hours later 11791541 Anonymous
>>11791475
>girls are attracted to men on the basis of charisma and status
Yes, and if you're not more charismatic and of higher status than at least 80% of men, than most women won't want anything to do with you.
5 hours later 11791564 Anonymous
While you're hungover and planning your next bint into drinking yourself into a coma, somebody is out there trying to fix things.
5 hours later 11791566 Anonymous
I want a high quality man but I don't want to share with other girls, are there any handsome men with good personalities that don't cheat?
5 hours later 11791570 Anonymous (52df054becad0.jpg 2240x1680 552kB)
>>11791539
>typical jew answering a question with a question
>tfw jews took over r9k and are making lazy consumer goons out of impressionable teens
Ask me what my favorite part of sex is.
5 hours later 11791582 Anonymous
>>11791415
>>11791450
Right in the feels. Is this what youth looks like for most people?
5 hours later 11791610 Anonymous
>>11791582
probably not, but pretty much everyone goes once in a while. people that work harder generally party more too I've noticed.
5 hours later 11791614 Anonymous (1400385949743.gif 600x338 2049kB)
>>11791541
>Yes, and if you're not more charismatic and of higher status than at least 80% of men, than most women won't want anything to do with you.
tiptopkek
chad thundercock is fucking every women in the world right now
5 hours later 11791623 Anonymous
>>11791582
No, most people don't have the money to live like that. You're seeing the life of rich kids who have lots of money and free time.
5 hours later 11791624 Anonymous
>>11791570
>tfw its not the first time people called me a Jew
The part when the penis goes into the vagina. And again. etc.
Sure man, if I got laid tonight, I'm sure I'll be knocked the fuck out and asleep by now. Maybe there will be no takeover, why would anyone want that? Most people are happy, it's us robots that are the unhappy ones, right?
Whatever. Have fun being 2nd best for once.
5 hours later 11791642 Anonymous
>>11791508
>Law
Useless bullshit indeed. Enjoy your piece of paper and over-saturated job market.
5 hours later 11791652 Anonymous
nobody wants to harm beautiful people, they are valuable to society. they really dont need to worry about anything, other than drinking, fucking the right people, repeat ad nausem.
beauty fades
5 hours later 11791670 Anonymous
>>11791624
I'll try to remember people like you when I'm enjoying time with my family. Even if it's a big joke or a coping mechanism the fact that somebody thinks I'm lucky to have a relationship makes me feel a lot better for a little while.
From the bottom of my heart I hope you die soon and painlessly.
5 hours later 11791683 Anonymous
>>11791652
The connections and skills you gain while having all that attention and opportunity last for life, m8. everything fades but burnouts are so rare that we make examples out of them and write movie scripts about the worst of them.
5 hours later 11791684 Anonymous
>>11791670
What's your problem? I didn't say anything like hoping you would die painlessly and soon. You got bigger issues than me, you dope.
At least I'm single and free.
5 hours later 11791691 Anonymous
>>11791683
Such as? I'll spare you the sex jokes.
5 hours later 11791693 Anonymous
>>11791684
No I'm assuming you're one of the helpless losers who are miserable. I don't like thinking about how bad you must have it so it would probably be nice if you just died, you know?
I'm not being rude, I'm thankful that you made me smile.
5 hours later 11791704 Anonymous
>>11791691
>sex jokes
Such as?
5 hours later 11791722 Anonymous
>>11791693
Wow ok, my thoughts made you wish I was dead? Who is the maladjusted psycho here, you?
>muh family
I wasn't talking about your family, you were just posting spring break videos. I guess my words hit home huh? The part about being fat, your wife having children from multiple fathers, you being unemployed or stuck in dead end jobs just to keep living?
At least you got your family, right?
5 hours later 11791729 Anonymous
>>11791722
I'm talking about how lucky I am to be with a girl :)
I don't know anyone fat personally, sorry, usually scientists are either too stressed out or just look after themselves.
5 hours later 11791732 Anonymous
>>11791704
You know, they made an industry out of those social "connections and skills" that you keep talking about. It's called making Adult Videos.
5 hours later 11791745 Anonymous
>>11791729
As I said, I didn't begrudge you any of your happiness, but you're the psycho that wished I was dead?
You're the moron. Apologize.
5 hours later 11791751 Anonymous
>>11791732
I don't get it. I thought you were propping up good looking people. You're just arguing with anyone lol
5 hours later 11791765 Anonymous
>>11791745
Isn't that what you want? Loneliness literally breaks down your brain and affects your immune system. What keeps you going if you're so scared of chinese people?
5 hours later 11791800 Anonymous
>>11791765
No. What I want is to see my team win. And I'm not Chinese. I guess there are no answers to be had here. Who is going to make my video games, who is going to write my fantasy novels? China?
Nobody wants a world wide catastrophe, i hope. That is reckless. But every day, my nation dips a little over, grows a little weaker, like an old man aging quietly in his living room. He has no answers, he can only wait.
5 hours later 11791805 Anonymous (u-QiyBMQAEU.jpg 604x604 72kB)
>>11791800
lol awww.
5 hours later 11791838 Anonymous
I'm not scared of China, not at all. What I'm scared for is the change that is about to come. I know it won't be the same country that I grew up in, and yes I could have my rose-colored nostalgia goggles on.
I grew up with Captain Planet, Power Rangers, Legos, Super Nintendo, Wrestling and Super Soakers. I grew up here as an immigrant but I found friends anyway, people were super nice to me. I discovered books and video games, and I got to experience another world, carefully detailed by the creator. I got to look through a window into another person's soul, and it is a magical place.
So what if I'm a beta, I cant change that. I guess what I'm really afraid of is change.
6 hours later 11791853 Anonymous
I have never met someone who hasn't had a girlfriend in the last 6 months.
All my coworkers are in relationships.
I think you are desperate to justify your failures as normal instead of taking responsibility.
Unless you post some statistics I refuse to believe your claims
6 hours later 11791871 Anonymous
>>11791853
>I have never met someone who hasn't had a girlfriend in the last 6 months.
People usually don't advertise their relationship status, and your coworkers very likely are not representative of the male population, especially the male college age population represented here. The faggots in this thread are either wrong or delusional, but your experience is probably just as misleading as theirs.
>>11791838
>>11791475
Good posts, for the most part. Absolutely shit thread, but good posts.
6 hours later 11791901 Anonymous
>>11789608
That's how it happened for me. Thank god for the shit gender ratio at some these colleges- 70/30, 80/20? Even a robot like me had 5-8 girls after me.
6 hours later 11791942 Anonymous
I'm sinking with this ship. This is my home.
6 hours later 11791983 Anonymous (tell me.jpg 252x200 8kB)
Hail and well met, wanderer. From whence dost thou hail? Let us hear your tales from lands far, over a warm hearth, with a mug of the finest mead served to thee by a most generous buxom tavern maiden.
6 hours later 11792001 Anonymous
You guys know that all you have to do to become one of these guys is get swole right?
Assuming you arent hideously ugly it will work, and even if you do think you are hideously ugly getting fit improves your facial aesthetics
I used to get literally no attention from girls now it happens everywhere I go, just about every girl I meet I can tell wants my D. I never hang out with single girls and barely leave the house other than to drink with my small circle of friends so I dont get laid but at least I know I could if I really tried
6 hours later 11792020 Anonymous
>>11792001
That is a good point. In America, fat is the norm. Just being in good shape is enough to put you in the top 20% of attractiveness. If you're short then you'll still have some difficulty, but will find some women who really just don't care.
6 hours later 11792022 Anonymous
>>11792001
Nice try brah, you're just a swole robot. Gb2DnD
6 hours later 11792079 Anonymous
>>11792022
There has been only one time I hung out with a single girl since I started working out which was my friends flatmate and I fucked her, she was gagging for it.
Other than that I sometimes hang out with a girl I used to be friends with years ago, caught up with her again and now she always wants to hang out behind her boyfriends back. I told her I'm not going to do anything and she still wanted to hang out, once she realised I was serious it seems like she kind of lost interest.
Its like I'm being objectified or something, does that sound like the kind of thing that happens to a typical robot?
6 hours later 11792088 Anonymous
>>11792079
*golf clap*
sounds like your situation is less than ideal, none the less. still though, i dont even lift so.
6 hours later 11792170 Anonymous
>>11792088
well yeah its not really ideal I'm not claiming to be some badass alpha male but thats exactly my point, the only thing that changed from me being a degenerate loser who no one wants to having a decent chance with any girl I bother to pursue is the fact that I am in good shape now
Even still I'm not in like SUPER good shape just vaguely fit looking with good abs, everyone is so unfit once you hit your 20s thats all it really takes
so like why do you guys not lift again?
6 hours later 11792225 Anonymous
>>11792170
ur fokin stupid if you're reccomending everyone get fit
if everyone got fit you wouldn't be high caliber anymore you fug. you're shooting yourself in the foot
7 hours later 11792275 Anonymous
>>11792225
Yeah I know but I dont really care, just turn homo or something
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
7 hours later 11792367 Anonymous (1000hrs.png 668x554 109kB)
>>11788071
sexuality v1.1
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