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2014-05-15 08:43 11712293 Anonymous (1341351379463.jpg 447x422 21kB)
Why do all male robots have such shit personalities? Why do they all act so bitchy and effeminate? I've looked at threads here and all the guys talk like women eternally on their periods. >tfw no qt robot bf who actually does something with his life instead of complaining about not getting women

2 min later 11712319 Anonymous
>>11712293 Why do all female robots have such caustic personalities? They all act bitter, entitled, and they love to make sweeping generalizations about "male bots" yet get all huffy whenever the shoe is on the other foot and guys start talking about them and their collective personalities

3 min later 11712328 Anonymous
>>11712293 If he did something with his life instead of complaining about not getting women, he wouldn't be a robot.

5 min later 11712347 Anonymous
>>11712319 same goes for male bots lets all agree that people in general are pieces of shit. It's the reason why we are alone

8 min later 11712383 Anonymous
>>11712328 this >>11712347 >that non-confrontational attitude after coming out of the gate with all that "FUCKIN VIRGIN LOSER ROBOTS I HATE ALL OF THEM" talk awwww you really are a grill

9 min later 11712389 Anonymous
I don't think I have a shit personality. I like to help people and do charity work, and I'm working towards my degree so I can work to cure diseases.

10 min later 11712393 Anonymous
>>11712328 /r9k/ helped me a lot. So did rsdtyler and zyzz, but /r9k/ has been my main board for years, with some interruptions. Dropped out of elementary school and was a complete (I mean complete) shut-in until about 20, so I was weird as fuck, incredibly beta, effeminate, cowardly, agoraphobic social anxiety, etc. /r9k/ made me realise what a beta male was, and that no matter what the fuck was wrong with me, I absolutely had to avoid being a pathetic little whiner bitch, who gives up on life, or lets women treat him like shit. I may not be alpha, but at least I can be omega, and happy and confident about it. Beta is death. I still hold to this day that omega --> alpha is possible, but beta --> alpha isn't. You can tell immediately which /r9k/ posters will be fucked forever and which won't. The betas are the ones whining and griping about everything as if the world owes them shit. The omegas may bitch, but you can tell they'll fight, and do whatever it takes to get laid. Even if it's for anger or spite or something negative, at least they'll fight. Now I'm basically a cyborg Chad (fucked 20+ women, successful irl, etc.) and I honestly owe a lot of it to /r9k/. Meanwhile I know lots of similar guys who get defensive if you tell them they're a fat effeminate lazy piece of shit, and that excuses don't ever lead to results. Those guys are fucked for life.

10 min later 11712394 Anonymous
>People who complain act bitchy No shit sherlock

13 min later 11712433 Anonymous (1399916217140.png 702x397 148kB)
>>11712293 Why are you searching for normal well balanced males in a place stereotyped for it's lack of them? Why are you going on to complain about your failure to find them in said place, to their faces?! Why is it our problem? You're a woman, it's not a hard journey for you in this day and age. If the people here aren't up to your standards then perhaps you should go elsewhere known for people getting things done. And I don't mean /diy/. And lastly, how many /r9k/ browsers have you dated/talked to anyway, or are you just painting with broad strokes because the board vibe doesn't really suit the cut of your jib?

15 min later 11712466 Anonymous
>>11712433 >You're a woman, it's not a hard journey for you in this day and age. 5:1 says OP can't begin to wrap her head around this

17 min later 11712478 Anonymous
>>11712383 Im not that girl smartiepants

17 min later 11712483 Anonymous
Get out woman This is no place for you

17 min later 11712484 Anonymous
>>11712383 That ain't me. This is me. >>11712433 See that, it's that really bitchy way of talking. Holy fuck work on that. You sound like my mom. Where's your balls? Why does everything you say have so much snark? What the fuck? Do you have too much estrogen or something? That would explain a lot actually.

17 min later 11712486 Anonymous (1374726222370.png 378x378 45kB)
>>11712478 >Im not that girl smartiepants And I'm not that guy, hon. We're all anonymous here :^)

18 min later 11712490 Anonymous (projecting.jpg 800x502 68kB)
>>11712484 >See that, it's that really bitchy way of talking. Holy fuck work on that. You sound like my mom. Where's your balls? Why does everything you say have so much snark? What the fuck? Do you have too much estrogen or something? That would explain a lot actually. There's that projecting again Now in HD

20 min later 11712509 Anonymous
>tfw wouldn't know what to do with my life even if I wanted to

20 min later 11712512 Anonymous
>>11712293 I actually talked to a dozen or so fembots and found the same >act entitled and bitchy, have little to no interests, gives the whole im not like other grills speech > is exaclly like every other girl > a bore to talk to > this is why I no longer talk to anyone from r9k, other boards are a lot more interesting.

24 min later 11712544 Anonymous
>>11712484 I'm not the one interested in getting in your pants. I'm not complaining bitterly to people they've rejected with the gall to claim it's anything but spite. And it's not about me. My lack of balls is only a problem to the you, but that doesn't make it my problem. This is not /my/ problem, OP or my thread. Ignoring valid questions which were warranted in response to a 'bitchy', preachy OP is a bad brand of conversation manipulation anyway.

24 min later 11712550 Anonymous (1383905596607.jpg 500x489 153kB)
>>11712512 >>act entitled and bitchy, have little to no interests, gives the whole im not like other grills speech >> is exaclly like every other girl >> a bore to talk to HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO MUCH THIS >add a "fembot" on skype >immediately asks me for a photo >immediately asks me to tell her every single detail of my life >ask her the same >"femanon" turns out to be: fat, superwholock-tumblr-stereotype, or spooky skeleton-tier anorexic >"femanon" starts telling me about her life >literally does less shit than me >starts talking shit about all "the other guys" on /r9k/ because "ur not like the other guys lol" "femanons" (cumdumpsters) are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to women

25 min later 11712557 Anonymous
>>11712293 >robot >actually does something with his life pick one and only one

27 min later 11712580 Anonymous
>>11712512 If you add girls off 4chan, they're pretty much one of these: #1 >zany soquirky tumblr meta lowercasetyping girl >silly/zany picture as her skype icon >acts like she's super cool and blase 24/7 >uses lots of sub-4chan internet catchphrases ironically >will mercilessly mock you for being beta, but only because she's been well-educated on the "pathetic 4chan male archetype" and is constantly looking for opportunities to be 2cool4u, just more herdthink >nothing original ever, just engages in attention whoring circlejerks on skype with substanceless the lowercase meta pseudofyad brigade >medium chance of tumblr shit (though almost certainly has a tumblr) #2 >bitchy cold entitled bored girl >wants you to do ALL the work of sustaining conversation >gives very little to go on in return >is talking to 500 other people at the same time >will mercilessly mock you for being beta, if you ever confront her >if you don't, you'll just be ignored and unceremoniously deleted eventually >will feel vaguely humiliated because you legitimately tried to be friendly and engaging, and nothing ever worked >protip: not your fault >also, high chance of tumblr shit #3 >why are you even on 4chan? girl >obviously total normalfag >doesn't know any board customs >often openly admits to only using 4chan a tiny bit or rarely >says certain things or uses certain catchphrases that 4chan hates, obviously hasn't been here long enough to know this >VERY high chance of tumblr shit, but in some it's completely absent (or only minor, and she only says it because her friends are into it)

27 min later 11712583 Anonymous (bee.png 245x240 47kB)
>>11712550 Don't tell the OP about yourself. That just provides angles for picking and sliding the argument away from their own inadequacies and onto ours. It's not your problem, it's OP's problem. I wanted to talk about how my life successes and why I'm here and realized partway through that that's exactly what the OP wants us to do. It's just manipulation to watch self interested people gush in fake indignance.

28 min later 11712593 Anonymous (1378709945675.png 241x230 15kB)
>mfw I got a qt robot gf after I sorted my life out and did something

29 min later 11712599 Anonymous
>>11712293 >tfw no STEM gf to do homework with

29 min later 11712600 Anonymous
>>11712583 I don't disagree with you at all. You and >>11712580 get it. "Femanons" on /r9k/ are bottom of the barrel scum who run on schadenfreude.

30 min later 11712610 Anonymous (1377276109839.jpg 120x117 2kB)
>>11712593 But it's not enough, because you're bitchy and effeminate, dude. Also >women in charge of complaining when men exhibit their behavior Classic.

31 min later 11712620 Anonymous
>>11712610 >But it's not enough, because you're bitchy and effeminate, dude. >Implying I am I've learned my lessons, man. Not gonna fuck this up.

32 min later 11712633 Anonymous
>>11712580 I don't fit into any of that. I've been on 4chan since 06 though.

32 min later 11712637 Anonymous
>>11712484 Not everyone here is an aimless loser. We're all insecure, yeah - buy everyone is. Everyone, you included fag. I don't exactly worry how I come across in an anonymous post. This topic is pointless and boring. There's no resolution or conclusion to be found in discussion about it. You really think you can stop faggotry online?

33 min later 11712650 Anonymous
If you want a robot bf I'd suggest checking with computer science majors. Will with a high certainty be somewhat robot and most of them are usually friendly guys. Source: Me and pretty much all my friends.

34 min later 11712655 Anonymous
>>11712633 It's really not your place to say where you fit on that list as a woman, since you don't have to put up with your shit.

34 min later 11712662 Anonymous (the grils of 4chan.png 1258x561 38kB)
>>11712633 >I don't fit into any of that. I've been on 4chan since 06 though. hahahaha oh wow >>11712580 You forgot to add the "BUT IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER GRILS"/"IM NOT LIKE THAAAAAAAT" 4chan gril otherwise, screencapped for posterity

35 min later 11712671 Anonymous
>>11712633 There's certainly the possibility you don't, and I have met girls who don't, but they're like 5% of the total. It's just a general guide. But protip: every single girl I've ever met from 4chan has said "I'm not like other girls" with a certain degree of pride, and aside from ONE time, the same thought went through my head, "hahaha jesus christ yes you are".

39 min later 11712707 Anonymous
>>11712662 I'm honoured, anon.

43 min later 11712752 Anonymous
>>11712293 >actually does something with his life but who are you to say what's worthwhile and what isn't? why is it always women or society imprinted clowns who think you have to 'do something' with your life. the only something you have to do is enjoy life and maximise your free time to relax and do what you like. if that's playing an instrument, cooking, reading a shit tonne of your favourite genre of book, or something like watching anime or streams constantly, or getting some fucking high flying career or business set up to earn money, it doesn't matter. people do what they enjoy, and that's enough. if i didn't have to earn money i fucking wouldn't, anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

44 min later 11712765 Anonymous
>>11712650 This is the thing. A normal-looking woman can net any robot who isn't saving himself or taken. We know this, and they know this because it's the worst kept male secret ever and I'm pretty sure most male comedians have joked about it at least once. The point is that they don't. They just don't want a robot or, I posit, a real man. If they did, we wouldn't be petitioned by bad OP's like this one to "please change to fit my whims you silly males".

48 min later 11712822 Anonymous (1381839990547.png 650x560 915kB)
>OP gets BTFO >leaves >life goes on I hope you find the man you deserve.

50 min later 11712843 Anonymous
Not even reading this thread because it's probably a bunch of bitching fags but I will say this: I am a strong, bearded, robot math student and I want a robot girlfriend who is going to be wildly successful so we can be a depressed power couple. I am handsome. Girls contact me if you want a neurotic counterpart.

50 min later 11712844 Anonymous
>>11712319 >immediately acting like a bitch Ahaha

53 min later 11712869 Anonymous
>>11712293 Why are all the women on /r9k/ from tumblr even though they know no one here likes tumblr or women?

53 min later 11712870 Anonymous
>>11712844 >immediately acting like a passive-aggressive armchair psychologist if anything, this entire thread just proved his post right quit trying to save face, OP

53 min later 11712871 Anonymous
So what I've learned from this thread is that manbots are too depressed to seek out fembots - and fembots are too in denial to think they need to seek out manbots. Just fuck already, guys.

53 min later 11712873 Kodo
>>11712486 not all, only the uncool kids.

53 min later 11712876 Anonymous
>>11712860 >women failing at reading comprehension >jumping to deride so quickly He said that a woman wouldn't be interested in a real man.

54 min later 11712883 Anonymous
>>11712393 You do realize that a beta is just a second-tier alpha male, right? Omega isn't better.

54 min later 11712884 Anonymous
>>11712869 Because they like to attention whore

54 min later 11712890 Anonymous
>>11712871 >So what I've learned from this thread is that manbots are too depressed to seek out fembots - and fembots are too in denial to think they need to seek out manbots. >Just fuck already, guys. The "manbots" aren't the ones with the unrealistic standards

55 min later 11712895 Anonymous
>>11712393 >Now I'm basically a cyborg Chad (fucked 20+ women, successful irl, etc.) and I honestly owe a lot of it to /r9k/. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASDFAS DFLASDFLASJDFALKS THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS ANON FUCKIN', HILARIOUS.

55 min later 11712897 Anonymous (1346113487062.jpg 500x485 53kB)
You're doing God's work, OP. Carry on.

55 min later 11712898 Anonymous (deleted_post.png 530x181 8kB)
>>11712876 >>11712860 (Dead) No hiding now. All actions are equally examined.

57 min later 11712920 Anonymous
>>11712583 >>11712583 >>11712583 >>11712583 >>11712583 >it happened as predicted >>11712895 This thread is a sad amount of proof that women or at least this OP is disappointingly formulaic and manipulative.

58 min later 11712928 Anonymous
>>11712895 Are you okay there, sis? Having a stroke? Maybe that style of manic-insane "snarky" typing would be better served back on tumblr

1 hours later 11712955 Anonymous
>>11712883 It's not about how close you are to alpha. It's about not playing the game by the rules made by alphas and not afraid of making your own rules.

1 hours later 11713002 Anonymous
>>11712895 >>11712898 There's something profoundly sad about a person who hangs in the wings of a thread to leap upon any post worth mocking to do just that. Especially when these are people they've baited in the first place to talk about themselves. I suppose they've earned their rightful catch though.

1 hours later 11713057 Anonymous
>>11712671 Are you me Areyoumeclox

1 hours later 11713073 Anonymous
>>11712662 >You forgot to add the "BUT IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER GRILS"/"IM NOT LIKE THAAAAAAAT" 4chan gril But that's all of them. >>11712843 Are you also euphoric as fuck?

1 hours later 11713090 Anonymous
>>11713002 I don't understand what happened I was just laughing at a faggot. One of those posts was deleted? I'm the one that wasn't deleted. I don't know why he's screenshotted it though, it's not like it's not on the archives. >he's probably some 15 year old faggot who doesn't even know what the archives are but wants to humiliate someone by publicizing their post that they've deleted

1 hours later 11713093 Anonymous
I wouldn't say I'm bitchy, just jaded after getting fucked over many times for trusting certain people. Plus I usually keep shit to myself a lot, this is the only place at the moment I can go and have an echo chamber of whining until it's out of my system without fear of having stuff I said stick to me with whomever I knew that saw it.

1 hours later 11713124 Anonymous
>>11712895 It's entirely artificial and I'll be 100% honest about it. I don't like any of it. I don't like normalfags. I still come home and gripe like an antisocial retard to my fellow omega male friends. I'm still completely a fucked up worthless low value male on the inside. But I guarantee to /r9k/fags: it is 100% possible to be this bad and to fuck hot girls anyway. When I started, I still had acne, I was beta as shit even when I was trying really hard not to be, I just didn't have any idea what to say. I was a walking fucking embarrassment. And just by not giving up, I got girls waaaaaay out of my league. I've never fucked a fatty. I've straight-up banged 24~ (I honestly forget, without taking a minute to lay it out) girls, not even counting the hookers I used to resort to (yep, that pathetic). They were ALL hot. Aside from that I've done oral, and my more benign fetishes (ones that didn't require penetrative sex) with about twice as many girls. It's worth doing. The sex is honestly meh. Except to be disappointed. But never having to feel like you wasted your youth is worth it.

1 hours later 11713143 Anonymous
>>11713124 >roleplaying on /r9k/ Go to bed faggot.

1 hours later 11713167 Anonymous (absolutelydisgusting.png 369x513 203kB)
>>11713124 >But never having to feel like you wasted your youth is worth it. >this is what it means to not waste your youth to most men

1 hours later 11713207 Anonymous
>>11713167 It's always there as an underlying thing, sadly. I'm really happy with my career, I love my field, I'm really content in life with hobbies and friends and such. But if I were a virgin or having to pay for sex I'd feel like a failure. And constant sexual dissatisfaction makes Jack a dull boy. Sucks, but that's reality. Have to do something about it.

1 hours later 11713221 Anonymous
I'm a robot with a 9-5 job make good money and live alone Please be my gf, I'll even take you on nice dates >implying this is what girls want and won't chase chad

1 hours later 11713291 Anonymous
Nice b8 thread, faget

1 hours later 11713302 Anonymous
>tfw even if we never get a woman, we have the patriarchy

1 hours later 11713322 Anonymous
>>11713302 >Implying the patriarchy won't be completely destroyed soon Shitlord.

1 hours later 11713343 Anonymous (1970_dodge_challenger-pic-61245.jpg 1280x962 275kB)
>>11713322 Eat shit, degenerate pleb. We'll die only under the heel of an iron boot, one which the leftist scum is too weak to wield. Your kind will bring humanity to it's knees, and then the men will step in, declare playtime over and rebuild it all.

1 hours later 11713353 Anonymous
>talk to several females from /r9k/ off of the board >the huge majority are normal >not even normalfags; flat-out normal people who do not even belong on 4chan or belong on some trash board like /soc/ >unintelligent >boring >can't hold a conversation or randomly stop replying for no reason >shitty people >liars The normals who post at any girl they see on this board are at a level of desperation that I never thought achievable. Don't go for girls 'from' this board, robots. They're gutter trash and you are better than they.

1 hours later 11713380 Anonymous
If you responded negatively to this thread you're probably one of the people OP is talking about Just an observation

1 hours later 11713397 Anonymous
>>11713380 >OP still trying to save face Just an observation

1 hours later 11713399 Anonymous
>>11713380 This is my first post in this thread, and I can tell you there is negative shit flinging on both sides. Get your ass out of your head, just an observation.

1 hours later 11713403 Anonymous
>>11713380 >more judgement because thread bombed spectacularly and OP didn't get to emotionally feast on the collected mewlings of a bunch of men trying to get at her fishy snatch Noone's biting. Should have picked DeviantArt, plenty of insecure white knights for you to bait there.

1 hours later 11713418 Anonymous (1365859207834.jpg 559x568 20kB)
How do I stop hating everyone? Every time I make some progress, somebody does something that puts me back at start.

1 hours later 11713431 Anonymous
>>11713418 Just find the right people. There's enough people on god's green earth that you'll find someone who thinks like you do. Odds are, you get good enough at doing what you're best at that you get known for it, they'll come to you. So just live your life, have fun and do what you do best and let the rest come naturally.

1 hours later 11713516 Anonymous
>>11713418 The first step is to stop hanging around people as hateful and depressed as you are. Leave /r9k/. Find a board that houses people with interests similar your own and talk with them instead. Staying here is equivalent to wallowing in your own shit and piss.

1 hours later 11713517 Anonymous (1389319888176.jpg 400x400 18kB)
>>11712293 Respect You OP that was a brave thread

1 hours later 11713520 Anonymous (the fuck are you doing.jpg 366x380 18kB)
>>11713517 >being this much of a sycophantic white knight faggot

1 hours later 11713524 Anonymous
Do I qualify as a robot who does things? > published book > published several games > about to graduate > take care of body, good diet > guru-level programmer > constantly learn new things robot parts > everythingless virgin > depressed for so long I can't feel anything > total failure by society's yard stick > total failure by my own yard stick > poor > friendless

1 hours later 11713543 Anonymous
>>11712293 >all the butthurt in this thread about OP pointing out /r9k/ is filled with hysterical bitchy teenagers with sht-tier personalities

1 hours later 11713555 Anonymous (that_fucking_cat.png 779x598 90kB)
>>11713543 >OP still covering her own ass pretending to be "not OP but another anon" >all the butthurt armchair psychologists ITT when robots do the same thing OP did but directed towards "femanons"

1 hours later 11713562 Anonymous
>>11713524 what book? I want to read this shit

2 hours later 11713577 Anonymous
>>11713562 It has my name on it anon > implying I'm going to let 4chan dox me

2 hours later 11713614 Anonymous (1392948253538.jpg 432x600 48kB)
>>11713520 OP girl just told the truth at robots' faces and I like that so she deserves some respect at least you bitchy fag

2 hours later 11713621 Anonymous (1397863781861.png 792x612 517kB)
>>11713614 >le drinkan tears may-may There's literally nothing about my post that was "bitchy"

2 hours later 11713684 Anonymous
Why the fuck is everything men and women with you people. Why you guys gotta bring gfs or bfs or getting laid or not into everything?

2 hours later 11713732 Anonymous
>>11713684 Because it's the only thing they got to talk about since nothing literally happens in their time frozen lives.

2 hours later 11713734 Anonymous
>>11712293 ..I think /r9k/ guys are moe. Please don't insult them.

2 hours later 11713763 Jables
>>11712319 >being this passive aggressive >when she blatantly says this is what's wrong with men on this board

2 hours later 11713771 Anonymous
>>11713763 Jables, shut the fuck up every post you make is a white-knight plea for attention

2 hours later 11713784 Anonymous
>>11712328 Except that's wrong. You can still be a robot shut in and have money or be someone. Status does not define a robot, it's their actions.

2 hours later 11713993 Anonymous (1 image macro.jpg 3560x2012 1686kB)
>>11713555 This place had an influx of cumdumpsters recently.

3 hours later 11714706 Anonymous
>>11713763 >implying we care what slutanons think

4 hours later 11714863 Jables
>>11713771 >>11714706 But you do. You guys prove it time and time again that you don't mean what you say.

4 hours later 11714999 Anonymous
>>11713771 Is she new? I haven't seen her before. I'm just curious if she's a symptom of the new tumblr invasion.

4 hours later 11715049 Anonymous
that's really the main issue with guys like robots: they're too effeminate. in this day and age, any shred of masculinity will get a girl's juices flowing. it can be so easy.

4 hours later 11715091 Anonymous
I used to post here often. I don't post much anymore (my main boards are /pol/, /fit/, and /biz/). I think most people are rock-bottom when they post on /r9k/ a lot. Acting effeminate is rock-bottom, because it involves self-hate that you project on other people. It involves not accepting the world as it is, and acting with an attitude that is resentful toward the world--an attitude that inherently implies that it can be any oter way. When I posted here, I had nothing to be really proud about. I was flabby, I was doing mediocre in school, I had acne, no job, etc. If people asked me who I was, I didn't really have an answer because I had nothing that I developed toward and believed in. I think most robots that make it out of here eventually find the thing that they need to define themselves--their crutch. I think most people, without a crutch, take 'acceptance by women' as their ideal. The sooner you realize that you need something grounded and static to be proud of, the happier you'll be. As you develop, you'll find yourself 'doing something with your life'. If it ends up being a static thing, you'll care more about that than anything else. After that, women noticing you and trying to pry you from that which grounds you. It sucks for women, I guess, because the more self-developed a man is the less he cares about dating. The less self-developed he is, the more he cares about dating.

4 hours later 11715166 Jables
>>11714999 Nah. I never white knight either. But when I point out how stupid someone is, and they happen to be arguing against a vagina, it makes me a white knight.

4 hours later 11715184 Anonymous
I'm a man and I think that more men SHOULD complain about stuff. Why? because women are now a major part of the workforce. They are independent and actually work out there. Traditional gender roles are no longer present at work, so why should I cling to this "strong, silent man"-bullshit? As an underpriviliged man I have every right to complain.

5 hours later 11715461 Anonymous
>>11712293 Got a skype? I actually agree with you completely on a lot of this.

5 hours later 11715481 Anonymous
>>11715049 >any shred of masculinity will get a girl's juices flowing any shred of masculinity will be smelled out by a silverback, and he'll come and kick the shit out of you

5 hours later 11715551 Anonymous
>>11713073 What are you actually trying to insinuate using the word euphoric?

6 hours later 11715966 Anonymous
>>11712293 Hey femanon, I'm not a robot and I'm just dropping in. I'm cute as fuck and I don't whine about shit. Wanna go out for coffee and see if we get along?

6 hours later 11715979 Anonymous
>>11712293 >Why do they all act so bitchy and effeminate? boypussy unfilled with dick leads to irritation and sadness

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