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2014-05-15 03:27 11704611 Anonymous (reaction 74.png 180x258 52kB)
Anyone else here fucking hate their voice? http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hh6uD8h8jK The above link is what I sound like. How bad is my voice, /r9k/? Are any of yours worse? Pic unrelated.

1 min later 11704624 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hQ0hqzlgwc Is my voice too deep?

1 min later 11704632 Anonymous
you sound normal however your intonations are retarded and your cadence is terrible. slight lisp

3 min later 11704649 Anonymous (ElcorX2.png 338x343 126kB)
>>11704624 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hQ0hqzlgwc

4 min later 11704667 Anonymous
>>11704649 holy shit im rolling

7 min later 11704685 Anonymous (SimbaAttacks.jpg 620x434 36kB)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1shPpkFuPcB I sound too nasally I think

8 min later 11704691 Anonymous
I agree with you, you do sound like a sperg. I don't think my voice is too bad. I won't vocaroo anything because I don't want wake my roommates.

11 min later 11704718 Anonymous
>>11704685 you are... lol that reading though a weirdo to boot

14 min later 11704741 Anonymous (applecock.jpg 318x391 50kB)
>>11704611 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rtio9ZLC2u

14 min later 11704743 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JeGNwaQ9UV also the way i speak english sounds odd to me

15 min later 11704750 Anonymous
>>11704741 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rtio9ZLC2u holy shit

16 min later 11704756 Anonymous
>>11704611 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hh6uD8h8jK You sound like a regular on a TF server whose a moderate medic and soldier, but the ass of everyone's jokes. But a nice guy tho.

16 min later 11704766 Anonymous
>>11704743 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JeGNwaQ9UV you sound like the text to speech robot. but honestly its not that bad. you sound perpetually shy with that speech patern though

16 min later 11704768 Anonymous
I don't hate my voice but I am in love with Pearl. Not hyperbole. I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

17 min later 11704773 Anonymous
>>11704718 http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com / It's an enjoyable read

19 min later 11704807 Anonymous
>>11704773 oh okay lol. this is new to me. not the wierdo i thought u were

20 min later 11704808 Anonymous
>>11704611 you sound cute OP... i want to make one but dont know what to say, i have an australian accent if anyone wants to request me to say something.

20 min later 11704810 Anonymous
>>11704611 http://vocaroo.com/i/s07qVf94hS9H

20 min later 11704819 Omega

21 min later 11704830 Anonymous
>>11704810 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s07qVf94hS9H totally unintelligble

22 min later 11704839 Anonymous

23 min later 11704842 Anonymous
>>11704819 you just sound nerdy, there isnt really anything off with your voice

24 min later 11704854 Anonymous
>>11704839 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s09jzFMbQMxP seems you are black

25 min later 11704870 Anonymous
>>11704808 http://vocaroo.com/i/s01LMeQMjDCr here we go i made one, i feel like my neighbours can hear me talking to myself.

25 min later 11704874 Anonymous
>>11704743 I'd have sex with your voice, but that's not saying much, seeing as I'm just some fag on /r9k/.

26 min later 11704876 Anonymous
>>11704743 Oh god... so cute. I... marry me?

26 min later 11704881 Anonymous (bistree.jpg 210x210 3kB)
>>11704854 Actually brown, if you want to get technical. Bistre if you were detailed.

27 min later 11704890 Anonymous (1355714287529.png 256x256 30kB)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ykh2fykEeQ You'll probably tell me that I do.

27 min later 11704892 Anonymous
>>11704768 Enjoy being outlived by your waifu.

27 min later 11704895 Anonymous
>>11704819 Pfft, it's like you didn't even listen to anyone else's. If you did, you would have realized how lucky you have it.

28 min later 11704911 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kO1mIKbwgE muh perma-monotone

30 min later 11704931 Anonymous
>>11704870 And... boner. Damn.

30 min later 11704937 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M85gnZpAu6 I really dislike my voice.

30 min later 11704938 Anonymous
>>11704808 Say "G'Day Mate, Let's put another shrimp on the Barbie" >>11704839 You're black? I thought you were like a white New Yorker or something. >>11704890 You sound almost like Forrest Gump.

30 min later 11704941 Anonymous
>>11704890 OP here. Are we voice twins?

31 min later 11704950 Anonymous
>>11704743 Are you Mandy from Billy and Mandy

31 min later 11704955 Anonymous
>>11704931 seriously? awh yay i caused a boner! anything you want me to say?

32 min later 11704968 Anonymous
>>11704955 Your contact info. *zing* Actually, just talk about how much Kiwi's are faggots

32 min later 11704970 Anonymous
>>11704938 >>11704938 not the most original request but here you go! http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h1MBMIt9ib

33 min later 11704979 Anonymous
>>11704870 I'd have sex with your voice, too. >>11704911 Matthew Mcconaughey, if you want to voice-whore on 4chan, you at least have to say "all right all right all right."

33 min later 11704980 Anonymous (scout big deal.gif 500x281 506kB)
>>11704938 I'm from philly... How distinct is an eastern accent? What gives it away? I used to give a pretty good scout impression.

33 min later 11704985 Anonymous
>>11704938 i see you have not learned to recognize black voice you need to darken your friend pool

33 min later 11704988 red green
>>11704870 you don't know what to say eh? how about this? You're beginning to get the idea, Clark... this...is the end... for both of us... we could have changed the world... now look at us... I've become a political liability... and you...You're a joke...I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember my hand... at your throat... I want you to remember...The one man who beat you. i know it's asking a lot, but if you do this, i will.....i will......uh die happy in 50 years from now?

34 min later 11704993 Anonymous
>>11704938 I didn't like Forest Gump that much. That also means that I sound like a mildly retarded guy. Fuck.

35 min later 11704997 Anonymous
>>11704970 >not the most original request I'm not a clever man. >here you go My penis thanks you.

36 min later 11705013 Anonymous

37 min later 11705016 Anonymous
>>11704988 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pf8xD34pTe It seems i'm not very good at reading out loud.

37 min later 11705017 Anonymous
>>11704979 Never gotten that before as far as persons I sound like. I'm assuming it's a good thing, then.

38 min later 11705032 Anonymous
>>11704968 my neighbours are kiwi so i had to whisper this http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SeLwMHo1FO

38 min later 11705034 Anonymous
>>11704985 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AKAjtgc0Kg Maybe it's because I only use my ebonic native tongue when it's necessary, my self awarded PhD in African american vernacular is great for satire.

38 min later 11705037 Anonymous
>>11704980 I dunno, I'm not a scientist. You just sound like your from a big eastern city. >>11704985 I have a couple black friends, but he really didn't sound black at all. >>11705017 Just say it, you whore.

39 min later 11705046 Anonymous

41 min later 11705059 Anonymous
>>11705032 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kQUwGLrAxa

42 min later 11705066 Anonymous
>>11705034 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AKAjtgc0Kg nah black as fuck lol dont know what it is but i make friends with black people super easy, since i hang out with them so much i notice things, a certain twang in the voice. id probably chill with ya

42 min later 11705069 Anonymous
>>11705037 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wObadgjKLw

43 min later 11705084 Anonymous
my voice is pretty nasally and monotone and I talk too fast and slur my words sometimes. I've had a stutter since puberty, but I never stutter when reading aloud for some reason. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b7rLnsKLK6

43 min later 11705087 Anonymous
>>11705046 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kQUwGLrAxa your voice isnt bad, your cadence is terrible

43 min later 11705090 Anonymous
>>11705069 Meh, not what I was hoping for, but thanks anyway.

44 min later 11705100 Anonymous
>>11705032 Mildly disappointed. I was expecting like maybe a little rant? :(

44 min later 11705104 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A13TW7cCzP excuse the cat and the smoke detector also >tfw no top tier vocal chords

45 min later 11705106 Anonymous
>>11705066 >Twang Does the slang reverberate off our milk chocolate copper toned vocal chords? >rply in voice?

45 min later 11705115 Anonymous
>>11705059 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kQUwGLrAxa i will talk dirty if you give me a script to read i'm too awkward to come up with that shit on my own.

45 min later 11705119 Anonymous
>>11704892 With the way Steven Universe is heading, she will die before me. That can make it even more romantic.

46 min later 11705126 Anonymous
>>11705104 you just sound like a normal cute girl imo I like yr voice

46 min later 11705132 Anonymous
>>11704611 M-mitch?...

47 min later 11705138 red green
>>11705016 >It seems i'm not very good at reading out loud. to be fair, you're a female voicing batman. might as well ask me to do mary kate and ashley. it was a was a little rushed, but the accent provided an interesting take on it. thank you femanon. i can die happy now. i probably should have said the one woman or femanon who beat you, but i'll take it.

47 min later 11705140 Anonymous
>>11705090 I don't celebrity worship so I've no idea what he sounds like. >women >able to be pleased ever Good luck! >>11705104 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l2ntsw6SNi

48 min later 11705154 Anonymous
>>11705104 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A13TW7cCzP you sound like a fat girl not a 12 year old boy

49 min later 11705158 Anonymous

49 min later 11705166 Anonymous (444747.gif 400x231 596kB)
>>11705037 Are you sure about that? You sound like a pretty sciencey guy

49 min later 11705167 Anonymous
>>11705138 i can do it again in a batman voice? i did. now my voice hurts. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qMZDIxOesD

49 min later 11705173 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07YZGTPpFpi judge me

50 min later 11705187 Anonymous
>>11705104 Kay? You bitch.

51 min later 11705207 Anonymous
>>11705167 That's too fucking adorable. Fuck.

52 min later 11705214 Anonymous
>>11705140 I'm not even a fan of his. I can just recognize voices. Not even a chick. >>11705166 Haha, I'm not sciencey, just autistic. >>11705173 The only one who can judge you is god.

52 min later 11705215 Anonymous
>>11705158 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfPwoZ4aMt

54 min later 11705230 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cia47k4rDw please be gnelte

54 min later 11705232 red green
>>11705167 lol, that's much worse! no offense though. let me give you a complement sandwhich (insult surrounded by a complement). i know you don't watch batman (i think) christian bale tried batman voice and was terrible.

54 min later 11705233 Anonymous
>>11705126 ;-; ty >>11705140 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AIkQhxJvFW f u i hope u run out of human effigies >>11705154 >>11705187 ;-; nty

55 min later 11705238 Anonymous (Kramer fancy.gif 167x200 278kB)
>>11705214 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CPf8s5xHLR

55 min later 11705244 Anonymous
>>11705167 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qMZDIxOesD top fucking kek

56 min later 11705253 Anonymous
>>11705232 I've watched all the batman movies... i was making fun of christian bales raspy batman voice.

56 min later 11705255 Anonymous
>>11705238 Say some Samuel L. Jackson quotes bro.

56 min later 11705256 Anonymous
>>11705233 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Udw3mwUIFZ

56 min later 11705259 Anonymous
>>11705230 you sound normal

57 min later 11705267 Anonymous
Sorry if I sound too edgy. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S22Yk2d718

57 min later 11705269 Anonymous
>>11705115 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uhV8t9N5dT

57 min later 11705274 Anonymous
>deep voice >tfw your mic doesnt pic up the deep part of it and makes you sound like a 12 year old girl i need to get a better mic

58 min later 11705275 Anonymous
>>11705256 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Udw3mwUIFZ absolutely brutal,

58 min later 11705282 Anonymous
>>11705259 i sound like a faggot

59 min later 11705291 Anonymous
>>11705173 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uhV8t9N5dT some1 any1

1 hours later 11705309 Anonymous
>>11705267 You sound like a really shitty metal band

1 hours later 11705319 Anonymous
>>11705269 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EjJewnYiEN i guess i could find a story on literotica and read from that... give me a theme atleast.

1 hours later 11705326 Anonymous
>>11705256 dank news upd8 frens! http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B9oFHgqnVZ

1 hours later 11705330 Anonymous
>>11705319 Alright, just make fun of my tiny penis, like it amuses you.

1 hours later 11705337 Anonymous
>>11705319 here u go m8 http://www.literotica.com/s/dannys- butt-mom

1 hours later 11705359 Anonymous
>>11705326 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zpYVfnOEJs !

1 hours later 11705370 red green
>>11705253 bullshit. femanons like batman movies? i figured twilight. well hopefully buttface affleck doesn't mess it up for DC. now i know i'm pushing this. but you gotta do this last one. these are awesome. no instructions. just make it your own. just phucking own it Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.....

1 hours later 11705374 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OILRDnC3AL I don't really have much of an opinion on my own but I lean towards not liking it. sounds too mumble-y

1 hours later 11705385 Anonymous
>>11705319 http://vocaroo.com/i/s080JSgUoIDO Ignore the cat.

1 hours later 11705390 Anonymous
>>11705359 http://vocaroo.com/i/s06TEj7bmHTI i was jus bing myself

1 hours later 11705392 Anonymous
>>11705337 i-i tried im sorry http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HCmM5zZTto

1 hours later 11705398 Anonymous (file.png 508x374 270kB)
>>11705374 >I don't really have much of an opinion on my own Neither do I.

1 hours later 11705414 Anonymous
>>11705390 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CLpgfLqbG6 jus b urself :^)

1 hours later 11705424 Anonymous
>>11705392 >completely ignore my sph request o-okay, it's not like i didn't know girls just love big-dicked, dominant chads, anyway

1 hours later 11705439 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rTuKCxFqpL tried not being nervous as fuck i hate having my accent

1 hours later 11705442 Anonymous
>>11705370 .......... its shocking that femanons can like comic book movies? You expected me to like twilight? are you for real? I'm slightly insulted.

1 hours later 11705448 Anonymous (gatordance.jpg 500x270 19kB)
>>11705255 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YGvY5dV3Rs How's gator? Ain't my best.

1 hours later 11705452 Anonymous
>>11705414 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TipZBXulb3 deth can kil a man so can bing ur self

1 hours later 11705456 Anonymous
>>11705442 B-but comic books are the boy's club house. I'm telling dad!!!

1 hours later 11705467 Anonymous
>>11705448 I love you and I want to have your babies I'm a man though :(

1 hours later 11705475 Anonymous (1398099963281.jpg 960x895 321kB)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WRKqU3YDqy >tfw postan inna vocarooroo threado

1 hours later 11705485 Anonymous
>>11705475 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WRKqU3YDqy It's awful, go kill yourself.

1 hours later 11705489 Anonymous
>>11705452 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TB98hMbP00 b-but being urself is the cure to everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 hours later 11705517 Anonymous
>>11705485 Are you trying to hurt my feelings, anon? Post voice faggot.

1 hours later 11705538 Anonymous
>>11705467 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wi8VIxvki6

1 hours later 11705557 Anonymous
>>11705439 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rTuKCxFqpL where are you from?

1 hours later 11705567 Anonymous
A have a bird that talks does anyone want to hear that?

1 hours later 11705574 Anonymous
>>11705538 You wouldn't happen to be the trip McNiggerator on /k/ would you?

1 hours later 11705610 red green
>>11705442 not being really serious. if you're going to accuse me of being a dick i think i should do something to deserve being called a dick. think of it this way. imagine you go to jail for assault, but you didn't commit assault. you just know as an absolute fact though that you will go to jail tomorrow for committing an assault. don't you think you should be able to assault someone if you were going to be charged for it? i mean you're going to be punished for it anyway. have some fun. so now you're implying that i'm being a dick. i think i should say something to deserve it. right?

1 hours later 11705611 Anonymous (laughing.gif 204x198 295kB)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R3T6cpsojn *sigh* How has this turned into a voice jamboree, isn't this /soc/'s bizz? >>11705574 Nah I don't lurk /k/ I have an autist cutlass collection and a cricket bat to fight off the undead and would be home intruders, they'd cast me out like scum.

1 hours later 11705612 Anonymous
>>11705567 If you can make it say something racist or sexy.

1 hours later 11705624 Anonymous

1 hours later 11705628 Anonymous
>>11705612 Implying racist can't be sexy.

1 hours later 11705646 Anonymous
>>11705628 I never said it couldn't be both.

1 hours later 11705648 Anonymous
>>11705624 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Sqp8xx8Iw >we're all fucked man Not you. The legend is you. I turn my eyes to cry, and I see that it's true, you are the legend. The legend is you.

1 hours later 11705657 Anonymous
>>11705611 I wish you were :'( You should have lied.

1 hours later 11705690 Anonymous (efgggdgd.jpg 417x556 40kB)
>>11705612 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wzui5smDUt he knows way more stuff but he gets stuck on 'im a good boy / good forest.' http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wzui5smDUt

1 hours later 11705703 Anonymous
>>11705657 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MKyoZlgQap What uh... What was I talking about last in the /k/ thread?

1 hours later 11705726 Anonymous (kanyeclosest.jpg 500x750 36kB)
>>11705690 I realize there is a special place in hell for people who make their birds mimic anime dubs.

1 hours later 11705744 Anonymous
>>11705726 thats just his vocal cords, plus he was raised by females so i assume he has a voice like elmo due to that.

1 hours later 11705758 Anonymous
>>11705703 Thank you now say "oh mr. ATF agent, I long for your sweet dick juices pulsating in my ass, for I am McNig"

1 hours later 11705761 Anonymous
I have a love-hate relationship with my voice. It sounds awesome when I'm in a comfortable situation or reading something aloud, but when I'm flustered my voice makes it all the more transparent. http://vocaroo.com/i/s12EE4TZHez0

1 hours later 11705767 Anonymous (thats a dick.gif 196x181 485kB)
>>11705758 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IOeLeZkKWQ

1 hours later 11705781 Anonymous
>>11705767 Why so faggoty? Come on bro, you can sit at the cool kids lunch table before recess :)

1 hours later 11705822 Anonymous (1284237345783.jpg 267x312 28kB)

1 hours later 11705830 Anonymous
>>11705822 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v5F9cQLWug

1 hours later 11705837 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03XDTxirgLU b-baka~

1 hours later 11705856 Anonymous (1345923003672.png 290x270 4kB)
>>11705830 I completely forgot toontown shut down. Fuck.

1 hours later 11705899 Anonymous
>>11705822 >>11705830 >>11705856 I remember when I was little, I went to some kind of Disney thing where they were showing Toontown before it was actually released. Even as a child, I thought it looked retarded as fuck.

1 hours later 11705931 Anonymous
>>11705837 PLEASE BE IN LONDON <3

1 hours later 11705961 Anonymous (1373687543818.jpg 600x399 28kB)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PiYqJ3ysVX i like to sing duets with my self using audacity.

2 hours later 11706007 Anonymous (joke.gif 300x196 22kB)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q5Y2NU2t5b >I lost

2 hours later 11706018 Anonymous
>>11705899 i remember the ads they ran for it on cartoon network.

2 hours later 11706186 Anonymous

2 hours later 11706233 Anonymous ([Shinsen-Subs] Speed Grapher 21 [0815A6B0].avi_snapshot_18.37_[2014.05.11_04.47.03].jpg 704x396 25kB)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EinUzMk99T >my cursed accent

2 hours later 11706245 Anonymous

2 hours later 11706302 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CoARiALywD I hate my voice almost as much as beef jerky that isn't Slim Jim

2 hours later 11706358 Anonymous (351 posts and 115 image replies omitted. Click here to view..jpg 242x251 44kB)
Wow. You all really are a bunch of looser virgin fucks http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kS3X6hXDm0

2 hours later 11706429 Anonymous
>>11706358 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VAN8jZz51M stand aside plebeian

2 hours later 11706504 Anonymous
>>11706429 http://vocaroo.com/i/s10IlPpeEw2N arrrrgh

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