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2014-05-08 01:57 11618489 Anonymous Honest Question (used_goods.jpg 500x667 79kB)
How are we supposed to cope with the fact that every cute girl you see has already been marked by another man's cum and claimed as his territory?
How are we supposed to unsee that she knelt in front of Chad and pleasured him with her soft tongue until his rock-hard cock quivered with spasmic ecstasy as it splurged all over her body?
How are we supposed to have any dignity by accepting another man's cum-stained leftovers?
1 min later 11618505 Anonymous (1397987862220.png 1536x1482 842kB)
>mfw I know the woman in that picture
2 min later 11618519 Anonymous
>>11618489
It's weird there was a point where this was all said ironically but then the autistic minority became vocal and started saying this shit legitimately
3 min later 11618526 Anonymous
Then stay a virgin forever. Not like any girl would want to sleep with your anyway. They're to busy fucking Chads who aren't autistic enough to care.
>lowqualitybate.jpg
4 min later 11618532 Anonymous
>>11618526
too*
But I know you are joking afterall, OP.
5 min later 11618539 Anonymous
>>11618505
I wouldn't be quick to assume. One time I saw this girl on /soc/ with the same exact body as me except for her feet. It seriously freaked me out and I thought maybe someone drugged me and took pictures of me naked.
Took a while to realize she had different feet.
5 min later 11618540 Anonymous
oh look it's this thread again
usedgoods.webm
6 min later 11618546 Anonymous
What is going on with you tonight, Craig? Hope it's a fine evening like it is here.
6 min later 11618547 Anonymous
>>11618539
I know her because I know that exact image. I'm surprised it's here of all places. Didn't know she was really that famous.
7 min later 11618554 Anonymous
>>11618505
So are you going to tell her who she is?
Or if not whats the story on the pic?
7 min later 11618558 Anonymous
Ah, the hourly used-goods thread.
>>11618519
This. I think i may have been part of the first wave of trolls who used to make these threads all the time back in early rk9 with the intention of simply provoking other femanons into responding. This entire concept was something we brought up and spoke about in a very tongue-in-cheek manner, and was never supposed to become so painful a topic for men to talk about.
It's bittersweet when you think about it; we finally have the most incendiary troll topic in 4chan existence, yet its become overused troll bait here on /r9k/.
8 min later 11618568 Anonymous
>>11618558
What other boards could you post this?
>>11618547
Post face shot or you're lying.
10 min later 11618580 Anonymous (image.jpg 1536x2048 984kB)
Hey robots. To all the smokers, What are your cigarettes of choice? Mine are marlboro red 100s
12 min later 11618591 Anonymous
>>11618568
/b/, (/n/, which turned into /new/, which then turned into /pol/), so /pol/ in other words, /adv/, /soc/, and lets face it, /v/, since its the most off topic board on this entire site.
12 min later 11618592 Anonymous
>>11618568
>What other boards could you post this?
/b/
/s4s/
14 min later 11618613 Anonymous (saved.png 1235x244 49kB)
>>11618489
By not accepting them. It is simply as that.
Other than interacting with them for work and the like, just act as if they don't exist. Don't even acknowledge them. They have no more importance than a piece of dog shit on the side walk.
Only interact with virgin female who you intend to marry, preferably from a Church.
15 min later 11618625 Anonymous
>>11618580
i try to not smoke. i don't smoke except when i'm drinking. when i buy cigs i buy marlboro reds though. i don't know whether they're 100s or not.. there's only one marlboro red in my country
16 min later 11618630 Anonymous
>>11618580
I like Marlboro Red shorts
I really need a pack now
17 min later 11618640 Anonymous
>>11618489
if you're anything like me, and since you're here, odds are that you are... it doesnt matter because even the whores arent interested in us.
problem. solved.
19 min later 11618668 Anonymous
The fact that you consider them territory to be marked and that you cannot come to terms with the fact that people have sex with people other than you shows you're no where near emotionaly mature enough to have any meaningful romantic relationship
33 min later 11618784 Anonymous (1355184794649.jpg 258x314 11kB)
>>11618613
>thinking pre-marital sex is a modern thing
39 min later 11618846 Anonymous
>>11618489
By your logic, that means any girl who's a virgin isn't cute.
1 hours later 11619756 Anonymous
Yeah, 99% of women are used goods, those are the times we live in and people we deal with. I came all over several women and therefore marked them as my territory, so I don't give a shit, neither do I value women as anything above sex toys.
>>11618784
>thinking it was anywhere as common as modern times
1 hours later 11619794 Anonymous (1399210355701 (1).gif 396x382 94kB)
>>11618489
I am so unbelievably sick of this board
1 hours later 11619808 Anonymous
>>11618580
Camel gold.
I really need to quit
2 hours later 11619883 Anonymous
>>11619756
How stupid are you? It was always an occurrence
2 hours later 11619925 Anonymous Honest question to OP
How are you supposed to cope with the fact that your mother has already been marked by another man's cum and claimed as his territory?
How are you supposed to have any dignity by kissing another man's cum stained leftovers?
2 hours later 11619928 Anonymous
>>11619883
not saying it never happened before, dumbfuck
Its a fact that premarital sex is much more common now than it was few generations ago
2 hours later 11619950 Anonymous
>>11619928
Lol it used to be just as common. Except now it's more public.
2 hours later 11619971 Anonymous
>>11619925
>kissing your mother
disgusting
2 hours later 11619975 TheVoiceOfReason (winfield-blue-25s.jpg 300x300 71kB)
>>11618580
Winfield Blues. Smoking plus scotch is the most relaxing thing.
Also this type of thread comes up every day, you'd think people would have formed their own opinions about it now and fucked off to something else to talk about
2 hours later 11620017 Anonymous
>>11618489
Enjoy your quasi-judeo-christian moralfaggotry
2 hours later 11620021 Anonymous
>>11619950
if you honestly think that premarital sex was just as common back when it would bring you great shame and threats of eternal damnation as it is now you are delusional
3 hours later 11620848 Anonymous
>>11620021
but it was
and you're a butthurt aspie for being upset over this
not him btw
4 hours later 11621635 Anonymous
>>11618846
If she's above the age of 8, it's true.
4 hours later 11621689 Anonymous
>>11620848
what am I butthurt about, I am simply stating the facts, if you are disagree back that shit up nigger
5 hours later 11622080 Anonymous
I'm not even sure if you guys are trolling me anymore. I've adopted the /r9k/ doctrines and will only settle for a virgin gf, but what's the point anymore?
It's not like we're good enough for a gf saving herself for marriage. I have to pretend I'm normal to help take care of my dad, but fuck man I'm more likely than not the only virgin working at the hotel. Like I was raised in a catholic school so I think to save myself for marriage, but is there a point anymore?
5 hours later 11622093 Anonymous
nobody actually does that, stop watching porn
5 hours later 11622143 Anonymous (1385403956316.jpg 256x320 17kB)
>Robots say all women are whores
>Robots still can't get laid
>B-B-BUT I'M WAITING FOR MY VIRGIN WAIFU
'Scuse me while I fuck all these bitches, faggots.
>Inb4 everyone spews "normalfag" like they know what it means
5 hours later 11622148 Anonymous (00127d49_medium.jpg 300x300 25kB)
Honest question.
Who the fuck cares about girls when all of life is totally and inexplicably meaningless?
I mean, you guys are so fucking boring. So fucking normal and shallow.
>boohoo im poor
>boohoo i have no gf
>boohoo im a virgin
Even if you are a billionaire who fucks entire rooms full of models on a daily basis the world is still a pointless fucking rock in space.
Nothing you do will matter. Every "Chad" that ever existed will be forgotten just as quickly as you will be. Every living thing on this planet will inevitably end up as worm food, and the cosmos will not even notice.
5 hours later 11622201 Anonymous
>>11622148
No shit dude. I want a reasonably cute girl to keep me from having to think about fun stuff like that all the time.
5 hours later 11622221 Anonymous
>>11622148
this is why I would still be posting on r9k as a billionaire
5 hours later 11622226 Anonymous
>>11622148
Pointless yes, but life as a billionaire at least would be fun.
5 hours later 11622311 Anonymous
>>11618505
so, at least tell us how you know? relation? school?
5 hours later 11622389 Anonymous
>>11618489
allow me to introduce you to the concept of "The Threshold"
The idea is, that there is a limit to the insecurity you feel when dealing with the number of sexual partners your gf has had. Once you cross the threshold, you stop worrying about 'numbers' and start appreciating that the girl you're with loves you and wants to be with YOU.
There's 2 ways to cross it, each difficult in its own way. The first, is to sleep with many girls. For some guys, it's 3 girls, for others, it's 23 girls, and for still more it is "more girls than dicks my gf has taken into her mouth". The point is, if you're experienced enough, you can stop worrying.
The second way is to trust the girl you're dating. If she loves you, and you can tell, then your absolute trust of the girl can obliterate any worry that she's had other guys tickle her lungs through her asshole.
The point is, there's a limit to your insecurities, and once you grow up and see that it is you who must grow and change, you'll get over the idea that your girlfriend has had Chad Thundercock inside of her because you've grown, and you've become a better person.
6 hours later 11622429 Anonymous
>>11622389
>get over it
no, I like this particular mental hangup
6 hours later 11622436 Anonymous
>>11622429
I agree that women are whores, but I don't pretend that those thoughts about them exist for any reason beyond my own insecurities.
6 hours later 11622448 Newt
Not every cute girl.
Stop focusing on secular, western, white and urban/cosmopolitan girls.
There are cute virgins out there.
6 hours later 11622459 Anonymous Honest Question
How are we supposed to cope with the fact that every cute guy you see has already been marked by another girl's juices and claimed as her territory?
How are we supposed to unsee that he bowed in front of Chastity and pleasured her with his soft tongue until her dripping-wet pussy quivered with spasmic ecstasy as it dripped all over his face?
How are we supposed to have any dignity by accepting another girl's come-stained leftovers?
6 hours later 11622471 Anonymous
>>11622201
I have had a few girlfriends and fucked a lot more girls.
I still fantasize about suicide on a daily basis. I am just working up the nerve.
Girls don't fix anything.
6 hours later 11622500 Anonymous
>>11622459
Say more about the juices in face that has me turned on
6 hours later 11622515 Anonymous
How are we supposed to cope with the fact that every shitty cuck thread you see is posted by the same guy?
How are we supposed to unsee the bitter beta faggot crying while jacking off to netorare?
How are we supposed to have any dignity by accepting this faggot's fetish threads?
6 hours later 11622520 Anonymous
>>11618489
Thanks for this remainder and your hard work
6 hours later 11622532 Anonymous
i used to have the same attitude as OP then I got a gf that was a virgin and she was so lame in bed.. i dated her for almost 2 years and the sex was nowhere near as good as non virgins i dated.
tl;dr
>wanting to date a girl that doesn't enjoy sex
TOP LEL
6 hours later 11622538 Newt
>>11622389
Number 1 is hedonism where you do not value physical or emotional intimacy and just want to get your dick wet as often as possible . Not all guys who are successful with girls are like that. Most still think about the kind of girl they want to marry, which is why you find it common that even amongst playboys they consider the kind of slutty girls that put out within a few hours of first meeting someone less suitable as a potential mother of their children than a good girl who isn't a slut.
Number 2 is resignation. Telling yourself that it isn 't so bad because it's less painful than admitting it is and because you know you'll never do any better.
The truth is that men are behaviourally predisposed to finding promiscuous women to be undesirable as long term partners, and feel frustrated and angry when they imagine the girl they like having sex with men other than them.
This is normal and healthy.
The fact is that, all other things being equal, a virgin is more desirable than a girl who has had a few sexual partners who is more desirable than a girl who has had dozens of sexual partners.
http://vimeo.com/m/19921928
6 hours later 11622539 Anonymous (1395219211910.jpg 817x1000 237kB)
>>11618489
whelp, one less faggot that i have to compete with to fuck the girl he likes
6 hours later 11622547 Anonymous
>>11622500
i want to be lauren's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her laurens blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo laurens blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her laurens hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her laurens hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her laurens face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
tamponblox
6 hours later 11622595 Anonymous
>>11622547
nice dubs
Lol
6 hours later 11622603 Newt
>>11622459
You're a girl, therefore you know that every child you give birth to is yours, therefore you do not need to worry about bringing up another woman's child without you knowing, so therefore male promiscuity does not represent a threat to you the way that female promiscuity does to a man.
Furthermore, a man who is able to easily seduce lots of girls has demonstrated extremely high fitness and so has extremely desirable genes and so you , as a woman, are actually more likely to be attracted to a man because you know how much of a playboy he is and how many women want him.
This is why women aren't disgusted by playboys the way men are disgusted by sluts.
Watch
http://vimeo.com/m/19921928
7 hours later 11622926 Anonymous
>>11618489
>every cute girl you see has already been marked by another man's cum and claimed as his territory?
you can wipe that shit off
just because a girl lets you cum on her tits doesn't mean she's yours
unfortunately (._. )
8 hours later 11623174 Anonymous
>>11618489
Yeah. All women are filthy cum dumpsters. Sadly, we had to deal with it.
13 hours later 11624664 Anonymous
>>11622532
That is your fault for not being skilled enough and patient enough to teach her how to be better. 2 years is more than enough time to teach her to be a sex goddess.
If all you want is a "good fuck," then just hire a hooker or get a one night stand with a bar slut.
13 hours later 11624687 Anonymous
Why do people even bother responding to (and making) this thread anymore?
Why spreed boring, shitty cancer?
Sage even though it is useless.
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