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2014-05-07 02:10 11611416 Anonymous (27737472.jpg 1200x1200 713kB)
I'm an attractive, thin female shut-in (actual shut-in, not some faggot who spends a month inside and then declares themselves one). My living situation is compromised and unless I magically de-shut in and get a job and feel okay going outside within a month (haha), I'll die. Given I'm a female, according to you all just by advertising this fact some man will appear, beg to help me and then donate his life to support me. This thread is here to prove you wrong :^)

0 min later 11611421 Anonymous
Give us a location.

1 min later 11611423 Anonymous
Just how "attractive"?

2 min later 11611428 greenshirtbanger
>>11611416 yes very good thread thank you for that solid anecdotal proof my friend :^)

2 min later 11611429 Anonymous
>>11611421 >>11611423 Did you clowns read the OP?

2 min later 11611430 Anonymous
I'm interested. Can you provide more background information on you? How come you're a shut-in, for how long have you been, are you virgin, how old are you, do you have a degree, what's with your parents, etc. ?

3 min later 11611433 Anonymous
>>11611416 >attractive >shut in Pics please. I highly doubt what you are saying is true.

3 min later 11611436 Anonymous
>>11611421 I'm from Australia, and I'm willing to bet the majority of people reading this aren't anywhere close to here.

3 min later 11611437 Anonymous
I want you to take out your phone. I want you to install the app "whisper". I want you to post your age, your sex, and the phrase "Thin sexy girl looking for a sugar daddy ;)" Then I want you to drain the poor sap for all he's worth because it's the only way they learn.

3 min later 11611438 Anonymous
I also want to hear advice for this, i didnt went to any class this semester and i need to get out and fix this shit before they kick me out and i end up failing uni. Any drugs or meds will be nice.

3 min later 11611441 Anonymous
>>11611416 Time stamp pic or no thread.

4 min later 11611442 Anonymous
>>11611436 I'm Australian. State?

4 min later 11611443 Anonymous
>>11611437 The difference between me and that is, I'm a lesbian and there's no way I'd fuck some dude to live :3

5 min later 11611447 Anonymous
>>11611438 Ha, I'm in the same boat, although I've been slacking off last semester too. If I fail this semester as well I'll finally screw up my degree. Currently failed 30% of the homework by not doing it.

5 min later 11611448 Anonymous
>>11611423 Reasonably so. >>11611433 >>11611441 So you guys can jack to it? I don't think so, not in this thread.

6 min later 11611451 Anonymous
>>11611443 Uh. Maybe you misunderstood us then. Nobody ever claimed lesbians could find male sponsorship.

7 min later 11611458 Anonymous
>>11611448 Sage for this waste of time thread.

7 min later 11611459 Anonymous
>>11611442 Victoria, and you?

7 min later 11611460 Anonymous
>>11611436 Its prime time aus hour what are you talking about. How do you get food?

7 min later 11611463 Anonymous
>>11611459 Western Australia. What a shame.

8 min later 11611466 Anonymous
>>11611458 Cry harder, faggot :3 >>11611451 The saying is 'all women', not only straights. Here to prove the OP right, though.

9 min later 11611473 Anonymous
>>11611466 Well then, you could pretty easily just lead the guy on and drop him for a new one when he refused to help out any more without sex. A dick move, but we're long past that point already.

9 min later 11611475 Anonymous
>>11611460 I have it delivered it to my house as needed.

10 min later 11611482 Anonymous
OP, you know you could go on Fetlife and say you need a place to live. Just call yourself a "babygurl" or something. you'll have men willing to look after you within literally minutes.

10 min later 11611483 Anonymous
>>11611473 I can't even speak to people or look at them properly, let alone seduce, and besides that the idea is repulsive. Would you feel okay leading some horny fag along while he thought of fucking your ass?

11 min later 11611484 Anonymous
>>11611466 The assumption is that sex is going to be involved. No man would claim a woman that won't fuck men is going to have men crawling out to take care of them.

11 min later 11611486 Anonymous
>>11611466 The only thing what you're proving here is that woman are fucking dumb and entitled, why should a man invest time and money in a lesbian?

11 min later 11611489 Anonymous
>>11611436 I', the guy who posted first. QLD. Pity. Would have had an emotionally destructive LDR with you.

12 min later 11611492 Anonymous
>>11611482 That involves sex, and repulsive fetish sex at that. I don't care to live that much, and I'd sooner be murdered than have to live out something so disgusting.

12 min later 11611495 Anonymous
>>11611483 >Would you feel okay leading some horny fag along while he thought of fucking your ass? I'd rather that than live on the streets.

13 min later 11611500 Anonymous
>>11611483 So the line of thought goes "I want to trick a man into financing me but I don't want to seduce him even though I can because I have morals" You are choosing not to do it. The fact that you have chosen not to do it does not prove the (completely arbitrary) statement false.

13 min later 11611506 Anonymous
>>11611486 You tell me, friend! You're the ones who sit about claiming ALL AND EVERY SINGLE WOMAN NO MATTER WHAT has a free way mapped out for them, regardless of any other detail, like being fat or a humongous faggot. Did I not say in the OP I made this thread to prove you all wrong? >>11611489 Relationship? I'm gay, so I don't think so.

13 min later 11611507 Anonymous
>>11611492 So once again, a woman is complaining that life just isn't perfect? >Confirmed for waste of time

14 min later 11611512 Anonymous
>>11611492 There are propably guys willing to murder you for free, maybe you should try to look for that?

14 min later 11611516 Anonymous
>>11611466 >The saying is 'all women', not only straights. You don't prove anything if you are a lesbian. So stupid. Obviously at least the *potential* for a relationship must be there. If you had hidden the lesbo fact, and just strung any guys along, this coulda work. otherwise now stfu.

15 min later 11611518 Anonymous
>>11611506 >You tell me, friend! You're the ones who sit about claiming ALL AND EVERY SINGLE WOMAN NO MATTER WHAT has a free way mapped out for them, regardless of any other detail, like being fat or a humongous faggot. Did I not say in the OP I made this thread to prove you all wrong? All and every woman has an opportunity for an easy ride. You're just choosing not to take it.

15 min later 11611519 Anonymous
>>11611506 Who exactly are you quoting here? >"All women can have a free ride" - anon, 07/05/14 Anonymous imageboards don't work like that. We have amorphous culture, not universal hard set principles.

15 min later 11611524 Anonymous
>>11611507 >Confirmed for waste of time Yet here you are, posting in my thread and eagerly waiting for me to notice your reply and to notice you. If it's a waste of your time, simply go.

16 min later 11611529 Anonymous
>>11611516 This being said if you lived nearby I would genuinely help out a fellow robot for a while at least. male or female.

16 min later 11611533 Anonymous
>>11611416 >Given I'm a female, according to you all just by advertising this fact some man will appear, beg to help me and then donate his life to support me. It's true, but the thing we don't mention is that she has to be willing to trade her body for it. Very few guys are going to do that for a cock tease or someone that isn't willing to sleep with the guy regularly. Ask any guy if a lesbian can get any man to donate his life to support her, they'll laugh. We don't mention this because we assume it's known and it can be rather crude to outright bluntly state that sex is expected.

17 min later 11611537 Anonymous
Every rule has exceptions, such as to keep the rule compact in format. "All women can have a free ride provided she is able and willing to attract men" Is that preferable?

18 min later 11611538 Anonymous
>>11611492 Just head to Dandenong and that may happen.

18 min later 11611539 Anonymous
>>11611512 W-would you be one of those men, anon-sama?? >>11611516 >>11611518 Hey now, that's a bit unfair! If you all just hid the fact you were straight, you could easily find some fat old faggot willing to fuck your ass and throat for free, and maybe even house you as well in exchange for you giving it up daily. You could easily go and take hormones and become a tranny, and then you'd have men lining up not only to fuck you but to pamper you, house you, buy you everything and keep you to themselves. You have the same opportunities as lesbian, anon, you just don't choose to take them :(

19 min later 11611546 You Are (Not) Kevin-kun (tubasa2_848.jpg 600x900 728kB)
Unless you look like this, OP. You're never gonna have a chance with me.

19 min later 11611550 Anonymous
>>11611537 >"All men can have a free ride provided he is able and willing to attract men" This works too, right? Gay sugar daddies are pretty generous, moreso than straight ones.

20 min later 11611553 Anonymous
>>11611539 What is written is true. However, it is still the case that hetero or bi is more common than full homo. Hence, being a faggot is the exception rather than the rule.

20 min later 11611556 Anonymous
>>11611546 She has a very rounded monkey-face. She did well to hide most of it.

21 min later 11611562 Anonymous
>>11611539 >>11611539 >Hey now, that's a bit unfair! If you all just hid the fact you were straight, you could easily find some fat old faggot willing to fuck your ass and throat for free, and maybe even house you as well in exchange for you giving it up daily. You could easily go and take hormones and become a tranny, and then you'd have men lining up not only to fuck you but to pamper you, house you, buy you everything and keep you to themselves. Except no. There are enough gays out there seeking. Just look at an any personals board on an any community.

21 min later 11611563 Anonymous
>>11611550 Yeah, it works. In both terms of willing and able, though, it's far less widely applicable.

21 min later 11611565 Anonymous
>>11611506 That's why it'd be emotionally destructive!!!

21 min later 11611568 Anonymous
>>11611539 >You have the same opportunities as lesbian, anon, you just don't choose to take them :( Am I denying this? Nope! I am a realist fanks, and I don't want an ugly fat dude (or female) any more than you want a guy. If you were straight, or at least pretended to be, you would have a free ride.

21 min later 11611571 You Are (Not) Kevin-kun (tubasa2_829.jpg 600x900 442kB)
>>11611556 Most people outside of the white (read: best) race have a monkey face.

21 min later 11611572 Anonymous
>>11611416 Give me your bank detials op and il transfer some money I photo would be nice to fill my heart with joy to know who I'm helping I'm a 32 year old virgin this year I work 14 hour days 7 day weeks and have no female contact whatsoever I'm from qld

23 min later 11611579 Anonymous
>>11611571 No, I'm telling you that face is fucked.

23 min later 11611586 Anonymous
>>11611562 There's plenty of gays seeking, but there's never enough to satisfy them. You underestimate how often they need to fuck. Also, don't ignore the tranny bit. If you transitioned, you'd become some sort of 'goddess' to men into that kind of thing. Most trannies reject fetishists on principal, so you giving them attention would lead to them absolutely worshipping you and doing anything to keep you. >>11611568 Why can't lesbian sugarmomas exist? ;_;

24 min later 11611589 You Are (Not) Kevin-kun (tubasa2_318.jpg 600x900 475kB)
>>11611579 And I'm telling you that it doesn't matter because you have to be okay with it if you want to date any other race.

25 min later 11611594 Anonymous
>>11611589 I'm going to keep disagreeing with you to give you an excuse to keep posting this photo set You're wrong

25 min later 11611598 Anonymous
>>11611589 There are beautiful faces across "races", that one is not one of them.

26 min later 11611599 Anonymous (wong.jpg 420x281 32kB)
>>11611586 Not sure how much suger but

26 min later 11611601 You Are (Not) Kevin-kun (tubasa2_1016.jpg 600x900 437kB)
>>11611594 What if her hair just comes out of those braids? >>11611598 You're also not one of them. So what?

26 min later 11611602 Anonymous
>>11611572 I don't bereib you. Also, I'd feel bad, I don't actually just want to take from you and then go so you're all alone. Why do you work so much?

28 min later 11611613 Anonymous
>>11611602 >Why do you work so much? He's literally a robot. He's one of those arms that makes cars and someone left a laptop near him. He too feels no gf.

29 min later 11611622 Anonymous
>>11611613 This made me laugh more than it should have done

30 min later 11611625 Anonymous
>>11611602 I don't have anyone in my life I can't explain why I wanna help you, you told me you were good looking and I believed you and you're going through a hard time and I have this urge to help you I can't explain it And I work so much because it's my job I don't have an education and I have nothing else if I lost my job id probably kill myself. All I want is to be loved

31 min later 11611637 Anonymous
>>11611586 >Why can't lesbian sugarmomas exist? ;_; I'm sure they exist, just naturally rarer. but the attraction, the potential, has to exist.. btw as a shut in I want to hug and protect you for that alone, no sexy necessary. I am a somewhat shut in with an online job it's (kinda) great. Except the terror of people does exist. If you are attractive this is something you can leverage, do fiverr product promotion gigs or something?? it probably won't make useful money though I dunno.

32 min later 11611639 Anonymous
>>11611625 Holy shit dude. Just find a prostitute and offer to be her sugar daddy as long as she'll give up being a prostitute. Then just pay for every damn thiing. hell, find a single mom and offer the same fucking thing. Don't waste your money on a lesbian, at least get something out of it.

32 min later 11611643 Anonymous
>>11611625 It wouldn't be right to use you like a wallet when you feel so low. I'd offer to talk to you on a personal level, but I'm not very good at conversations.

33 min later 11611649 Anonymous
>>11611459 i'm in victoria u mong, pls b in melburn

33 min later 11611651 Anonymous
>>11611637 What kind of online job you have? All the stuff I see available is just telemarketing.

34 min later 11611657 Anonymous
>>11611625 Not that girl, but I actually feel sorry for you. I know some guys that work their asses off for a society that doesnt give a shuit about them, while a girl that NEETS around still is given love in a heartbeat. It wont make you feel better

35 min later 11611664 Anonymous
>>11611639 hush now, this is the white knight's perfect dream not even the prospect of sex, how valiant is that? some people just want/need to feel appreciated >>11611651 I run a website. It took years to build up, and is certainly not a quick fix.

36 min later 11611671 Anonymous
>>11611643 >>11611639 You people don't understand I'm not looking for fucking sex I still believe in fairy tale love every girl iv ever talked too has talked down to me no ones ever given me the time of day just to even speak to me Fuck everything I'm going to bed I have work in 4 hours

37 min later 11611675 Anonymous
>>11611671 I'll speak to you if you want, but I don't know if you'll find me very interesting. Please tell me more about yourself.

38 min later 11611685 Anonymous
>>11611671 i hope you find happiness bro, you seem decent.

40 min later 11611698 Anonymous
>>11611671 You should become goth.

41 min later 11611704 Anonymous
>>11611671 If you still believe in fairy tale of love, then find someone capable of sexual attraction to you. You're not even going to be putting your dick inside her and you think there's even the possibility of romantic love and emotional closeness? It's not about being shallow, it's about making sure you're putting your resources towards someone that at least has the possibility of actually loving you.

46 min later 11611735 Anonymous
>>11611671 Fuck it. Too late but I'm doing it. I'm a guy. Talk to me if you want.

55 min later 11611775 Anonymous
>>11611436 Perth? send pics if so, ill judge you, cant guarantee permanent status, but i can pass you along to a rich lonely friend of mine if true.

56 min later 11611786 Anonymous
>tfw the qt shut-in lesbian abandons the thread >tfw unrequited love fantasies

58 min later 11611800 Anonymous
>>11611735 So... What do you want to talk about?

59 min later 11611806 Anonymous
>>11611459 Move to western australia, game online dating site oasis and you'll be fine, the guy might even pay for your trip over. Oh wait, you dont want to fuck a guy for this? of fucking COURSE we arent gonna help you, ladies get a free ride, but only if they dont mind spreading their legs for convenience instead of love. This is kind of a no-brainer, sure some anons didnt specifically SAY it, but they sure implied it bitch.

1 hours later 11611817 Anonymous
>>11611806 But then why act like it's women exclusive? You could all spread your ass for gay men, or take hormones. >>11611786 I don't have much to say.

1 hours later 11611864 Anonymous
>>11611601 so her face is ugly, shes got fat legs, and cellulite, and half decent tits, and you think she's gods gift to asians? man i was seeing a much hotter azn girl up until recently, just lacks the boobs really, have some standards faggot. >>11611817 Plenty of gay guys wanting a free ride around, no market, the value of man-anus would drop even more, dont be snide, your shitty troll thread wont fool me dyke, go be a cock-tease somewhere else you broken skank. Feel free to travel to my place in Perth for a place to stay if you like, my dick will punish you for your insolence though :).

1 hours later 11611867 Anonymous
>>11611817 >But then why act like it's women exclusive? You could all spread your ass for gay men, or take hormones. the implication is that it is presumed the women may at least partially be happy with this. I.e. she'll at least find a middle tier attractiveness and harmless "beta" guy to support her. (and as richness of the guy increases, so does the ugliness; the question of balance is up to her) whereas a male going for a gay guy, there is zero attraction and actual repulsion. The male equivalent might be finding some cougar type women to support him. That does happen! It just seems much rarer. >I don't have much to say. An excellent quality in a women.

1 hours later 11611880 You Are (Not) Kevin-kun (tubasa2_855.jpg 600x900 720kB)
>>11611864 >Not liking girls dressed up as your favorite 2D girls.

1 hours later 11611888 Anonymous
>>11611880 i can get real females, delicious gooey females who arent fat and ugly, i dont need ugly skanks dressing as cartoon characters to get off here virgin, sorry. I'm not even a normalfag! Not that i'll be believed though...

1 hours later 11611896 Anonymous
>>11611864 Don't ignore the hormone comment, trannies are in huge demand. Also, you calling me broken? Settle down bro, you're the one getting upset and menstruating all over my thread. > my dick will punish you for your insolence though :). If we met in person you'd probably stutter and be unable to do much else other than stare at the floor and mumble. The tough guy act is cute, though, keep it up. >>11611867 >>I don't have much to say. >An excellent quality in a women. And yet you wonder why you're still a virgin. Adorable :3

1 hours later 11611906 Anonymous
>>11611416 Plot twist: Being a shut in isn't attractive to begin with.

1 hours later 11611909 Anonymous
>>11611896 >And yet you wonder why you're still a virgin. Adorable :3 It's an excellent quality in a guy too. (I have no friends either :-)

1 hours later 11611930 Anonymous
>>11611896 Nice troll bait, heres some of mine. http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.co m/lesbians-lesbians-lesbians/ I dont get upset online, i might type angry, but thats just how i have fun, i also was doing alot better than you babe, i have a full time job, my own home, and i had a banging hot gf who i just split up with, so im in a prime position to help you out, i'd even be nice to you outside the bedroom, but i aint a robot like you, ill shut you down if you get out of line, then ill invite some desperate guys i know over to rail you, times are tough in perth, hot girls are hard to come by, prostitution is huge here.

1 hours later 11611937 Anonymous
>I'm a woman >Here's my shitpost to help contribute to the daily amount of shitposting that women create Thanks for offering nothing of value. Why do I even post in this thread or come to this board anymore.

1 hours later 11611947 rELICAN (1373067004676.gif 994x636 237kB)
>>11611436 >TFW I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY LIVING IN AUSTRALIA.

1 hours later 11611958 Anonymous
>>11611930 > i have a full time job, my own home, and i had a banging hot gf who i just split up with, so im in a prime position to help you out, ahahahaahhahahahaaha keep going m8, it just keeps getting better. >ill shut you down if you get out of line, then ill invite some desperate guys i know over to rail you lmfao, I'm sure you would, anon, I'm sure you would >>11611937 You posted because you wanted me to notice you, you little slut ;*

1 hours later 11611971 Anonymous (child in adult clothing.gif 320x240 1073kB)
>>11611930 Such impotent daddy dom. Can't stop laugh.

1 hours later 11611978 Anonymous
>>11611947 >spider mouse lol'd

1 hours later 11611986 Anonymous
>>11611958 well, in theory i could do exactly that sweetie, i mean, you arent paying rent, you arent entitled to stay, i wouldnt give you a key, you bitch, i kick you out the door, no rental agreement, no rights. Exactly how am i wrong here? the only thing wrong with my stance is that in reality i wouldnt have room to take care of another charity case, already helping out an unemployed mate, but even then, he's gonna pay me back some when he gets back on his feet. Sorry for blog. Also no, im not going to provide pics, i simply dont care enough to prove anything to some NEET loser who is a NEET in australia of all places, how do you not learn to socialise in fucking AUS??? broken retarded dykes wow, i mean if you were a yank at least you'd have the excuse of ignorant sheltering parents...

1 hours later 11611988 Anonymous
>>tfw I'll never have a shut-in gf >>twf I will never have a gf who browses /r9k/ >>twf I want to move to Australia so I can rub my tits against OP's

1 hours later 11611997 Anonymous
>>11611986 Except not really, in this magical scenario of yours you dreamt up, I would just refuse and walk out the door and not return. But pls, pls do not stop. Tell me more about you'd 'punish' my insolence, pls :^)

1 hours later 11612006 Anonymous
>>11611997 >I would just refuse and walk out the door and not return. I thought you said you'd be too scared to go outside. Not such a shut-in, now, are you?

1 hours later 11612007 Anonymous
>>11611997 Ahh, the broke, unemployed dyke mocking me again now? thats so cute, maybe you can make a jezebel article about me oppressing you or something. I never said you had to agree, this is all hypotheticals, the only real part of all this is, i'm better and more successful than you in every way, assuming you arent a troll, which you are. I'm also bored now, i've had my fun, and so have you clearly, cya!

1 hours later 11612024 Anonymous
>>11612006 You caught me ;____; >>11612007 >this is all hypotheticals no shit This roleplay was really weird

1 hours later 11612182 You Are (Not) Kevin-kun (gelbooru.com 2182976 1girl aqua_eyes blue_eyes blush choker coat final_fantasy final_fantasy_xiv floral_background sample.png 700x1000 692kB)
>>11611888 Except I'm not a virgin.

1 hours later 11612237 Anonymous
>>11612024 >You caught me ;____; :-) he just argued the shut-in-ness right outta you >>11611867 >An excellent quality in a women. this was meant as a joke, btw. We're allowed to joke about being misogynists, right? Goodbye my fellow shut in friend. I hope you find a solution to your predicament.

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