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2014-04-29 03:31 11505049 Anonymous (fucking shit coffee.jpg 800x900 65kB)
>You'll never date a American girl with big tits and blond hair and blue eyes and who'll teach you how to shoot and cook BBQ and light fireworks in July

0 min later 11505056 Anonymous
I'm an American girl and I don't know how to shoot or cook barbecue

2 min later 11505072 Anonymous
>>11505056 Then what worth do you have as an American?

2 min later 11505073 Anonymous
>needing a woman to teach you how to grill meat Your ancestors are ashamed of you.

3 min later 11505082 Anonymous
>>11505056 Ok? mutebloxblox

4 min later 11505090 Anonymous
>>11505073 >Your ancestors are ashamed of you Women did most of the cooking in nomadic tribes.

4 min later 11505092 Anonymous
>>11505056 are your feet feminine?

4 min later 11505093 Anonymous
>>11505073 I can grill. It's mostly the sauces that I don't get. I have zero idea how to smoke meat though

5 min later 11505105 Anonymous
>>11505073 >Males >Cooking food Look at this faggot, let's leave him in the bog he's probably gay

6 min later 11505117 Anonymous
>>11505056 then he wasnt talking about you. jesus fuck.

6 min later 11505128 Anonymous
>>11505092 Not her but I'm a male and my feet are feminine ;)

6 min later 11505130 Anonymous (10 out of 10.jpg 707x800 43kB)
>>11505049 >You'll never date a German girl with small tits and blond hair and blue eyes and who'll teach you German and how to brew beer and will take you to all the famous WWII battlegrounds Suffering...

8 min later 11505157 Anonymous
>>11505128 do you ever get the urge to cum on them?

9 min later 11505168 Anonymous
>>11505157 No, I'm not a foot fetishist. Plus I don't like looking at them because it reminds me of how much of a faggot I am.

10 min later 11505175 Anonymous
>>11505168 >reminds me of how much of a faggot I am At least you're self-aware.

11 min later 11505191 Anonymous
>>11505175 I really wish I wasn't blox

11 min later 11505199 Anonymous (Kiira.jpg 640x904 55kB)
>tfw australian >tfw no suomi gf

12 min later 11505213 Anonymous (1390631637312.jpg 1600x1067 148kB)
>tfw 3D >tfw no L4D waifu

13 min later 11505230 Anonymous (1383999111627.png 258x276 91kB)
>>11505213 >tfw no gf to get pills for you

19 min later 11505308 Anonymous
>liking generic american whores

24 min later 11505354 Anonymous (Lilly is a true American.jpg 450x738 254kB)
>>11505049 You've got good taste, kid

28 min later 11505419 Anonymous (1391172116369.jpg 580x864 387kB)
>>11505213 >tfw no funs >tfw no NFA suppressor

31 min later 11505446 Anonymous (promotional-poster-for-american-women.jpg 1600x900 226kB)
>>11505049 >You'll never date a girl so Patriotic that you can call her Lady Liberty

38 min later 11505521 Anonymous (2013-03-26_00008.jpg 1920x1080 611kB)
>You'll never live in Columbia

55 min later 11505758 Anonymous
>>11505521 Good? I don't like slavery

57 min later 11505790 Anonymous
>>11505130 >small tits No those are perfectly proportioned, non-cow tits >tfw you will never raise a family with a qt Swedish grill

1 hours later 11505835 Anonymous
>>11505790 Either her clothes are really tight or she has small tits.

1 hours later 11505877 Anonymous
im a blonde hair blue eyed american female that knows how cook bbq and light fireworks but i have small titties also where are you from OP?

1 hours later 11505945 Anonymous
>>11505877 Canadia bloxbloxblox

1 hours later 11506022 Anonymous (Statueofliberty.jpg 521x781 51kB)
>>11505446 I'd fuck the shit out Lady Liberty

1 hours later 11506038 Anonymous
>>11505758 Quit being such a nigger.

1 hours later 11506077 Anonymous (Motherhood_and_apple_pie.jpg 2700x1802 1026kB)
>>11505049 >You'll never achieve the American Dream ;_;

1 hours later 11506189 Anonymous
>>11505105 How is not being dependent on a woman gay?

1 hours later 11506242 Anonymous (Tur.jpg 300x428 86kB)
Damn, I remember saving this picture several years ago, but I never got the chance to use it. Until today that is. HAIL FUCKING KING OP!

1 hours later 11506263 Anonymous
>>11506077 >you will never achieve the female orgasm I have a small dick

1 hours later 11506300 Anonymous
>>11505877 ay bby u like black guys???

1 hours later 11506335 Anonymous
>>11506242 Add a few hunder pounds on her, and you'll get the correct image of american women.

1 hours later 11506341 Anonymous (why.jpg 398x226 21kB)
>>11505213 >redhead zoey >primary weapon: ar-15 >freckles

1 hours later 11506412 Anonymous (56764690946643684.jpg 821x1331 150kB)
>you will never be american >you will never get a catchers mitt for your 6th birthday and throw around the ball with your old man >you will never go "trick or treating" for the first time >you will never go on long road trips to have thanksgiving dinner with your extended family >you'll never go to a baseball game >you'll never play baseball with you tightnit group of best buddies >you'll never awkwardly chat with cheerleaders outside your locker >you'll never go to your first halloween party >you'll never lose your virginity on prom night >you'll never have buffalo wings with your buddies while watching the superbowl >you'll never share a beer and sliders with your middle-class black best friend >you'll never be american

1 hours later 11506468 Anonymous
>>11506412 American here. I've only done 4 of those things. Only trick or treeting, halloween party, buffalo wings, and sharing a beer and sliders with a best friend. And baseball is boring. Also, you're a faggot communist muslim for not including guns, fireworks, or mcdonalds.

1 hours later 11506471 Anonymous (1374834448286.jpg 800x790 156kB)
>tfw no blonde bimbo gf I feel like a failure as an American

1 hours later 11506497 Anonymous
Is the anything more rage-inducing seeing a beautiful blonde girl with blue eyes being intimate with a fat-lipped, shit-smelling, disgusting nig-nog? Fucking white guilt.

1 hours later 11506505 Anonymous (338156-Burger-King-McDonalds-PalComix-Ronald-McDonald-The-King-Wendy-Wendys-mascots.jpg 1024x721 485kB)
>>11506468 But McDonalds is more a Japanese thing nowadays. Burger Kings where its at motherfucker.

1 hours later 11506526 Anonymous
>>11506412 I've...actually done almost all of those things Oh the things I take for granted

2 hours later 11507170 Anonymous
>>11506505 >Burgerking >Not Whataburger Non-Texans are basically Non-Americans anyways

2 hours later 11507184 Anonymous
>>11506471 I'll never understand why Bimbos think "orange" is a acceptable skin tone...

2 hours later 11507202 Anonymous
>>11507170 >texans >americans go back to aztlan

2 hours later 11507204 Anonymous
>>11506242 >American Flag Binkinis God, why don't more women wear these in real life?

2 hours later 11507207 Anonymous
>you will never drink beer from a red plastic cup at an American frat party

2 hours later 11507218 Anonymous
>>11507202 >Implying we aren't trying to save it from the unwashed horde You fuckers in DC need to stop overturning all our state imi laws with your Federal law bullshit.

2 hours later 11507221 Anonymous
>>11507170 Whataburger master race reporting in Have you tried the new jalapeno biscuits? hnggg

2 hours later 11507239 Anonymous
>>11505049 > implying American girls don't have a global reputation as being an easy pack of sluts

2 hours later 11507283 Anonymous
>>11507239 >Implying that's not French/Spanish/Italian girls What fucking planet do you live on? In my country Americans are know as prudes and its pretty justified. I mean, they don't even allow naked breasts on TV. They're just fucking breasts, people.

2 hours later 11507297 Anonymous
I got a blonde haired blue eyed american girlfriend. I do the grilling though. Also had to teach her how to shoot. >tfw blonde haired blue eyed male >tfw want to make blonde haired blue eyed babies with her

2 hours later 11507311 Anonymous
>>11507283 Clearly you've never left your cave to discover what the world outside your own little shit-hole thinks.

2 hours later 11507336 Anonymous
>>11507311 Hey man, how do you think I learned how fucking easy Italian girls are? Its strange though, they're also really religious. They'll do orgies on saturday and still be up bright and early for church on sunday.

3 hours later 11507683 Anonymous
>>11507204 Nationalism is considered a bad thing you know

3 hours later 11507777 Anonymous (Kay is literally the best character in the show.jpg 683x800 141kB)
>You'll never date a girl who understands how to drink from a soda-drinking hat without spilling on yourself That's my only deal-maker

4 hours later 11508024 Anonymous ([FREEDOM INTENSIFIES].gif 902x345 1808kB)
>>11507683 Not in my country it isn't

4 hours later 11508081 oyster
>>11506412 well fuck I have done nearly all of those >feels good to be an american

4 hours later 11508095 oyster
>>11507170 >whataburger >not in and out California master race

4 hours later 11508109 Anonymous (Bitch, you about to get JAKKA JAKKA in your JAN JAN.jpg 777x932 102kB)
>>11508095 >California >Master race of anything

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