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2014-04-11 12:34 11288398 Anonymous (125123432454.jpg 930x1188 272kB)
If she can get a date why can't you?
0 min later 11288406 Anonymous
>>11288398
Because I'm not female? What kind of a retarded question is that?
4 min later 11288412 Anonymous
>>11288398
I never actually tried to get one. Do I have to go outside for stuff like that?
10 min later 11288441 Anonymous
I can, though
>tfw afraid of commitment
13 min later 11288453 Anonymous
>>11288398
Females can always get sex and relationships.
That's why women bragging about their sexual conquests is retarded. Women are sex toys, women can only get fucked, they can't fuck anybody.
13 min later 11288454 Anonymous
>we're the girls
>tfw the only girls who still act like women are gigantic fucking hambeasts
17 min later 11288474 Anonymous
She's a woman, and men are far more desperate for pussy than women are for dick, paradoxically resulting in more dick for women and less pussy for men. You could compare it to an over-heated real estate market. Under such conditions, even those with shitty houses can find a buyer who will pay decent money, while some people who want to buy a house have no way of affording one.
20 min later 11288484 Anonymous
>>11288398
>everybody automatically assumes that she actually has a real bf and that he's not made up
1 hours later 11288870 Anonymous
Jesus xhrist, I've never seen anyone with a face that bad. I'm almost curious how the fuck her face looked when she was younger. The only thing slightly positive about her is that her ass skin looks smooth, but the shape is horrible. Obviously.
1 hours later 11288879 Anonymous
Because there is no woman on earth that will be attracted to me.
I'll give OP 1000 bucks if I actually find some girl insane enough to date me.
1 hours later 11288883 Anonymous (1327426013657.jpg 300x225 11kB)
>assuming her bf is any better
1 hours later 11288885 Anonymous (453464256.jpg 1016x762 163kB)
>>11288879
how often do you talk to girls?
1 hours later 11288888 Anonymous (1389937213936.png 557x270 194kB)
She's the female version of Penn Jillette
1 hours later 11288890 Anonymous
>>11288879
I doubt you're that bad. Pics?
1 hours later 11288897 Anonymous
>>11288885
>tall as fuck
>roided up builtfat gorillamode
>no gyno whatsoever
>Chad face
I love when you faggots start posting Hollywood fat guys that "made it" as if it proved anything.
1 hours later 11288902 Anonymous
>>11288885
Dropped off since high school, but used to be near daily. Required or otherwise. Nobody had a crush on me, I've been rejected every time. Nothing.
>>11288890
Fuck that, this ain't /soc/ and I already know how I look. No need to confirm it.
1 hours later 11288913 Anonymous
>>11288897
>Chad face
You use expressions like this and then wonder why you're so mentally unattractive to people?
1 hours later 11288924 Anonymous (1370350559099.jpg 211x239 8kB)
>>11288888
And so she is.
blox.
1 hours later 11288927 Anonymous
>>11288913
Dude has the facial structure of Brad Pitt with manlier eyebrows basically.
And I'm not mentally unattractive to people, just physically, but nice try.
1 hours later 11288936 Anonymous
>>11288885
Are you kidding me? That guy is attractive.
1 hours later 11288939 Anonymous
>>11288398
>implying her bf isn't a 7/10 desperate robot
2 hours later 11288949 Anonymous
>>11288398
Because there's not that many girls with with that fetish, hah.
2 hours later 11288951 Anonymous
Because she's a woman, don't matter what she looks like, as long as she has a wet hole to fuck, desperate males will flock.
Unlike if it was a male and looked like that.
2 hours later 11289018 Anonymous
>>11288897
>implying you posted anything to prove your point
>>11288902
>rejected in high school
>"no woman on earth will be attracted to me"
Like 90% of people in the world were awkward or flat out rejects in high school to some extent. Thanks for proving my point though, you don't even talk to women and you're saying this illogical shit. It has nothing to do with your appearance.
2 hours later 11289025 Anonymous
>>11288927
>just physically
No you're just retarded and don't go out
2 hours later 11289036 Anonymous
>>11289025
>No you're just retarded and don't go out
Where would I go and why?
2 hours later 11289045 Anonymous (7FNPtyH77OI.jpg 1252x1024 178kB)
>>11288951
>mfw this is the exact conversation that women have about men
>"he is a man! men are dominant in relationships. all he needs is money and some desperate whore will fuck him. all he needs to do is flirt with some drunk girl. women don't have any chance if they are ugly or fat. men only care about looks!"
2 hours later 11289052 Anonymous
>>11289036
Why are you here? I'm just saying you're a retard who doesn't go out. I already know that there is nothing wrong with you physically because of how you talk.
2 hours later 11289053 Anonymous
>>11289045
>is a multi millionaire sports star
2 hours later 11289061 Anonymous (C6lBwFH.jpg 480x640 76kB)
Male version
if he can get a wife, why can't you?
2 hours later 11289073 Anonymous
>>11289052
I have huge gyno, I'm bald, I'm short, and I'm fat. Why would I go out when every contact with other people in the physical realm serves only to make me feel like shit due to everyone's reactions to me?
2 hours later 11289085 Anonymous
>>11289073
>i'm an average middle aged guy
>"physical realm"
Retard.Doesn'tgoout.Nothingugly
2 hours later 11289103 Anonymous
>>11289053
>not getting laid as a sports star
lol
2 hours later 11289129 Anonymous (ghghfsdfg.jpg 500x375 64kB)
>people actually thinking their "looks" or even their personality prevents them from just finding one compatible person
>people making up excuse after excuse in conversation that they apparently have nothing to prove in
>mfw the ride never ends
You are all so special and super special too special 4 me. It's never laziness, just luck of the irish or something
2 hours later 11289134 Anonymous
>>11289085
How long do you have to "go out" to realize it's futile? Would you continue even after 10+ years?
2 hours later 11289152 Anonymous
>>11289129
I don't know if you've noticed, but she's bound, and has a collar and a leash. I'm sure all kinds of people can find someone if they go for batshit insane whores and have enough money to pay them, but I want a normal person.
2 hours later 11289165 Anonymous (1907955_819519361408776_4562398745960784472_n.jpg 960x540 74kB)
>>11288453
>women are sex toys
2 hours later 11289243 Anonymous
>don't wear shorts with our asses hanging out
>wears a dress with her ass hanging out
Chubby chasers are the bane of existence
2 hours later 11289254 Anonymous
>>11289129
there is literally zero penetration going on here
3 hours later 11289335 Anonymous (85dfg35.jpg 433x334 33kB)
>6'2", white, thin, a bit toned, masculine features (strong jawline, full stubble, broad shoulders, deep voice, etc.), full head of hair, put decent effort into my appearance, great genes from attractive parents, etc.
>Lots of cute and hot chicks approach me, flirt with me, make it obvious that they're interested and give me compliments about my looks.
>I try, but they always nitpick out some dealbreaker and change their minds.
>Being picky doesn't cause them to be alone, they always end up with another guy or they decide to stay single while fighting off guys who are interested in them.
>Decide to lower my standards a bit.
>Average looking and slightly below average looking girls (some of them were asian) flirt with me hard, they seem like likable people so I try, but they change their minds too then end up with other guys.
>See chicks like the one OP posted.
>MFW
Why bother trying anymore? The economy between sexes is so fucked.
3 hours later 11289435 Anonymous
>>11289152
Apparently you didn't read the thread.
>>11289134
Yes. It took me about 10 years if you consider that I was an absolute loser from age 11 to 20. Baby face, high pitched voice, terrible anxiety attacks, and it was still worth the effort.
My point isn't about you realizing anything you fucking moron, it's about the fact that you can't say your problem is your appearance when you don't even have anyone to judge it. If you were genuinely ugly and people always had to see that shit, you would dismiss it and say that you compensate with other qualities, because people get used to an ugly face and at some point it doesn't matter, depending on the group of people. But you're not ugly. You're probably not even close to being considered ugly through a global scope. Like every other robot who posts here whining about some irrelevant problem that seems to be an obstacle for something as simple as stretching your arms.
3 hours later 11289442 Anonymous
>>11289335
>all other guys except me get laid
>i can't figure out my problem
>i still love 4chan though lol it's great and not fucking me in any way
>"economy between sexes"
I love how every beta piece of shit that probably got that way because other guys shit all over him believes that he represents an entire gender.
3 hours later 11289447 Anonymous
I don't have the gravitational attractiveness
3 hours later 11289452 Anonymous
>>11289335
You only prove that women don't care much about looks, and that you are shallow and boring.
3 hours later 11289480 Anonymous
>>11289442
>all other guys except me get laid
Yeah, because every other guy on /r9k/ gets laid, right? Oh wait. Also, it's the whatever percent of men getting with multiple women while the others don't get shit.
>>11289452
Shallow in what sense? That I'm not a mysterious bad boy?
3 hours later 11289482 Anonymous
>tfw obese
>tfw obese girls always seem to have boyfriends and friends somehow
>they look at me like I'm subhuman
>boyfriends are always thin
>tfw standards couldn't possibly be lower but it doesn't matter
3 hours later 11289491 Anonymous
>>11288398
She is fucking revolting
Do any chubby chasers here even find her remotely attractive?
From the shit at the side of that picture, it seems her personality is even worse.
3 hours later 11289505 Anonymous
>>11289480
Even on r9k most guys have at least had sex and a few girlfriends unless they're underage, which is normal.
Getting with multiple women doesn't mean that they usually date more than one girl at a time, moron. Nice excuse though, because it still counters your own argument about men.
>im so attractive i deserve sex!
>lower my standards, evaluate girls only on looks
>not shallow
It's okay to be 14, but not forever man
3 hours later 11289507 Anonymous
>>11289452
Men care a lot about looks, and yet for some reason girls who are both hideous and have awful personalities can easily get laid, while guys who look decent but have boring personalities have a lot more trouble. Now I know that (a) guys can and should improve themselves if they want to be more attractive to women and (b) men are as much at fault as women for the overvalue of pussy, but let's not pretend that it isn't overvalued.
3 hours later 11289524 Anonymous
>>11289491
It wouldn't be a surprise since there are so many fat people fucking each other, but it's really likely that sh's just making shit up for attention. She's probably the same type of girl who talks about being raped and experiencing poverty when the furthest she's been from her suburban home is an ice cream shop a few blocks away
3 hours later 11289557 Anonymous
>>11289505
Guess I believed that I had a chance with cute and hot chicks when all of those cute and hot chicks flirted with me. So uh, my bad!
Also, it's pretty fucked up that women never lower their standards, and they get told "yeah you go girl!" Yet I'm willing to try to lower my standards (I don't exactly mean in the sense that I feel like I'm going after someone who is lower than me, but in the sense that I realized that maybe my standards were too high so I'm trying to make them more realistic, something that women never exactly do), lots of other guys try to do this too, but then we're shallow assholes for it.
3 hours later 11289559 Anonymous
>>11289507
>men care a lot about looks
That's your opinion. Alcohol and sexual frustration bring guys to not care at all WHEN and IF we're talking about hooking up. Bad sex is still sex.
If getting laid is all we're talking about, men have the far easier option by just paying for it, whether it's at a bar or through some escort/hooker service.
The only way you're associating how easy it is with getting laid as a fucking ugly woman, is if you're already basically an ugly woman with a penis. Men do most of the initiating which should be exactly what you want, and yeah you'll compete for the better girls and you may get desperate enough to fuck an ugly one, but that's all still better than sitting at home alone whining about how shallow you are.
>not pretend that it isn't overvalued
Relationships are the most important part of life. It's cool that some people are into the hookup culture and men are still dominant in those interactions, but this shit will eat at every part of your life if you don't get a handle on it.
3 hours later 11289579 Anonymous
>>11289557
Who are you talking about? You can just as easily say that guys get encouraged to never date fat chicks or ever stick your dick in crazy and that's perfectly fine while girls all over the world just want some romance. Are you going to keep fucking around and playing games or are you going to talk about your actual problems here?
Almost nobody is sexless except you, and you think it's because you're a guy? You think it's because of your "standards" which go no further than first impressions on her beauty? You might as well say that the only reason you aren't getting laid is because you're not gay. Way to go man.
3 hours later 11289589 Anonymous
>>11288398
>The 1950s
>The 1990s
le wrong generation
3 hours later 11289596 Anonymous (1368514429949.jpg 630x600 48kB)
>feminism
well okay there are some genuinely well meaning and nonbatshit insane feminists out there
>fat acceptance
oh no oh no oh no abort abo-
>fatshion
JESUS FUCK EJECT EJECT
3 hours later 11289600 Anonymous
>>11289579
Well, I guess you aren't a robot then, or you're just a woman, so you wouldn't understand my situation.
4 hours later 11289603 Anonymous
>>11289596
>spending this much time on the internet
>caring about social media sites
whoa!
4 hours later 11289607 Anonymous
>people worshipping the 50s and 60s AND being SJWs wanting equal rights and LGTB shit
>tfw tumblr fatties are all hippocrites
g-get it?
4 hours later 11289608 Anonymous
>>11289600
Nope. I am a robot. nobody understands me either.
4 hours later 11289616 Anonymous
>>11289608
Are you a virgin?
MUTEBLOX FUCK
4 hours later 11289623 Anonymous
>>11289616
no, i am a man.
let me guess, you don't even shit in jugs? you play video games?
4 hours later 11289634 Anonymous
>>11289623
>no, i am a man.
In that case, you don't understand my or all the other robots' situation.
>let me guess, you don't even shit in jugs? you play video games?
Not a jug shitter. I play video games, was never into sports, etc.
4 hours later 11289646 Anonymous
>>11289491
no a chubby chaser but I do jerk off to fatties and chubbies a lot. I wouldn't fuck her with my worst enemies dick. Although if I saw a video of her fucking some guy I'd probably jerk off to it.
Couldn't fuck her though. Couldn't even imagine making her my girl.
4 hours later 11289647 Anonymous
>>11288453
>women can only get fucked, they can't fuck anybody.
THIS
It ticks me off whenever a girl says that she has "fucked" some guy. No, you haven't, he fucked you.
4 hours later 11289658 Anonymous
>>11289129
How does that sex even work? Is the tip of his dick just rapidly going in and out of her fatfolds or something?
4 hours later 11289682 Anonymous
>>11288398
bf in fat girl speak is best friend, they use it as a way to bump up their egos
>"Oh it says here this was uploaded by your bf"
>Yep they are the greatest ever
ive known several fat girls to use it as an all purpose tool, most times on facebook where they can take 100 random pictures in a night with several different guys so people think they have a BF and are active
4 hours later 11289686 Anonymous
>there is a hambeast at work
>she has a boyfriend
I cant see how the guy doesn't get eaten by her.
4 hours later 11289742 Anonymous
>>11289634
>not a jug shitter
Not a robot
>play video games
Normie
I understand the robot problems, sounds like you don't understand actually
4 hours later 11289748 Anonymous
>>11288398
I'm kinda lost by how modern relationships works, everyone seems loose and seems to have a commitment problem, so I haven't really made a move yet. I did have one gf though, but I cut it off. Since I wasn't feeling much especially with her being insecure all the time.
4 hours later 11289753 Anonymous
>>11289682
>i've known several fat girls
lol lame
4 hours later 11289779 Anonymous
>>11289748
what kind of relationships did you have before modern times?
>everyone has a commitment problem
So what does that mean in that case? Just random words?
in my experience people commit too quickly in general. people with commitment issues are really bland in their perspective, but at least they're not getting heartbroken which i've known to be worse than anything. it's good that you're no longer trapped in your first impulsive relationship as dictated by law/culture, but it isn't hard to learn about each other before the dating/fucking/planning our future begins
4 hours later 11289793 Anonymous
>>11289742
>play video games
>Normie
So a guy in his late 20's who is a kissless virgin, NEET, lives at home, doesn't have a social life, a bit socially awkward, faps to stuff on /d/ and plays video games that aren't AAA crap all day is a normalfag, meanwhile a guy who has a good social life, has a hot girlfriend, a good career, has had lots of sex and doesn't play video games isn't a normalfag? Am I being rused?
4 hours later 11289817 Anonymous
>>11288398
Kelly is clearly a 10/10
4 hours later 11289830 Anonymous
>>11288398
>Fat Acceptance
>Fatshion
>Food
>Body Positive
>Demi Lovato
Alrighty.
4 hours later 11289839 Anonymous
>>11289779
What are you losing out on by committing to someone quickly?
4 hours later 11289852 Anonymous
>>11289793
idk but pretty much everyone plays video games, normie.
4 hours later 11289875 Anonymous
>>11289852
You should go make a post on /v/ saying that.
4 hours later 11289879 Anonymous
>>11289839
Time mostly, but anything you trust them with as well. If you're only cool with each other the first few weeks and then it's shitty for a few months/years because you never properly talked in the first place, it's not a good feeling.
I don't know about you but when people break up I much more often hear that they were miserable the whole time rather than enjoying it mostly even though at the end it didn't work out.
4 hours later 11289893 Anonymous
>>11289875
sorry i don't play call of duty, i have no reason to be there
4 hours later 11289913 Anonymous
>>11289647
>>11288453
Wish you guys had your own board, there isn't a single thread here without you kids crying.
4 hours later 11289922 Anonymous
>>11289913
I don't understand what you mean.
As I see it and have experienced it, the guy fucks, the girl gets fucked.
4 hours later 11290005 Anonymous (easymode4.png 1558x759 493kB)
Because I wasn't born in the easy mode gender.
5 hours later 11290134 Anonymous
>>11289559
> If getting laid is all we're talking about, men have the far easier option by just paying for it
Women don't even have to pay, they literally just need to go to a bar or club and wait to be approached
5 hours later 11290259 Anonymous
>>11290134
They don't even need to leave the house. They can just make an profile on any online dating site, pick a suitor and let him come to her.
5 hours later 11290281 Evil Master Vyro
>>11290005
If we're gonna be honest here I still think she's a qt
5 hours later 11290297 Anonymous
>>11290005
>met a midget on okcupid
>was really excited about it
>novelty wore off, didn't even want to see how big my dick looked in her tiny hands
5 hours later 11290329 Anonymous
>>11288398
If she lost some weight. she wouldn't be a bad bang. I say around 50 pounds.
5 hours later 11290331 Anonymous
>>11290005
>jawless, deaf women can get relationships
>i cant
this is bizzaro world
6 hours later 11290838 Anonymous
>>11289879
Sure but commitment to me means exclusivity. Why would I stay with someone I don't get along with. It's like being too greedy with partners imo. "I might as well fuck around with several girls until I figure out the one I can put up with best." Sure, that works for some but it's not something I'd consider.
6 hours later 11290991 Anonymous
>>11289435
>>Yes. It took me about 10 years if you consider that I was an absolute loser from age 11 to 20.
So from 20 to 30 then? What did you do?
>when you don't even have anyone to judge it.
I've had it judged from highschool to a few years ago, I'm 35 now, I'm pretty tired of it really.
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