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2014-04-08 07:25 11253205 Anonymous (h1QH921395.jpg 500x332 29kB)
Female feels thread? >tfw this guy on campus sleeps around like crazy, but he's openly said that he won't date any girl he sees or even hears about being involved with another guy. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- His hypocrisy drives me insane. I'll never understand men.

1 min later 11253212 Anonymous
>>11253205 >femanon here vagina + timestamp pls

2 min later 11253220 Anonymous (1376794700045.gif 301x250 1376kB)
>>11253205 >hypocrisy >implying men and women are anywhere near the same >especially neurologically/neurophysically this thread should be good

2 min later 11253224 Anonymous
>OP has already slutted around and therefore can't fuck the ultimate alpha of her university >female feels thread >lol my period is soooo grosss Women and normals have truly ruined /r9k/

3 min later 11253229 Anonymous
>>11253205 >sleeps around like crazy Obvious Chad is obvious.

4 min later 11253238 Anonymous
>>11253224 >OP has already slutted around and therefore can't fuck the ultimate alpha of her university I'm p sure Chad wouldn't have hangups about dicking OP. You think he gets all those notches on his bedpost by deflowering virgins?

4 min later 11253241 Anonymous
>>11253205 So what you're saying is you're incredibly butthurt that you can't hook him into pretending you're special by sucking his dick?

4 min later 11253248 Anonymous (1383706974677.jpg 387x617 35kB)
>3DPD: The thread Why /r9k/? Why are you so shitty? Why do you allow this?

5 min later 11253249 Anonymous
I bet you still wanna fuck him though, right?

5 min later 11253255 Anonymous
>>11253205 I don't care that this is a sex question thread, but what part of the woman do you think it's weird that men are attracted to (no fetishists). And what part of the man are you attracted to that you think we'd think is weird?

6 min later 11253258 Anonymous
>>11253238 Read again. He'd fuck them, they're just not worth a relationship.

6 min later 11253263 Anonymous
>>11253238 OP specified that "he won't date." I'm sure Chad would dump the occasional load into college sluts, but he won't be seen in public with them.

9 min later 11253283 Anonymous
>>11253205 Cute puppeh. :-3

9 min later 11253288 Anonymous
Tits or gtfo, cumdumpster It's not hypocrisy, he has standards. Noone wants sluts except mentally damaged sluts like op

9 min later 11253289 Anonymous (1396656721748.jpg 397x395 101kB)
Asked friend about on his deal breakers, and he easily says he doesn't want to be involved with bi-sexual women. I asked him why and he said he just rather not be with women who identify themselves as bi-sexual and would rather not waste his time. I understand people have their preferences, but what if he met a really great girl who was bi-sexual? Will he bitch out or something? What a waste, he basically handicapping himself for his own selfish and vain reasons. No /r9k/, I am not referring to myself

10 min later 11253296 Anonymous
>tfw only 4 beta orbiters >tfw 11/10 Chad to fuck me every night >tfw my stupid friend wore the same dress as me >tfw thirsty guys leave me when I say I have a boyfriend when they should be my slaves >tfw male virgins still exists >tfw just broke a nail Life is sssoooooo hard, gurls ;~; #hardmode

10 min later 11253297 Anonymous
>>11253255 >what part of the woman do you think it's weird that men are attracted to Boobs. I mean, they're just bags of fat.

10 min later 11253300 Anonymous
>>11253255 Belly button. Adam's apple.

10 min later 11253302 Anonymous
>get drunk with best friend and her bf >dream about best friend's bf fucking me in the spoon position while I'm half conscious and best friend is in the bed with us, passed out >wake up between best friend and her bf >he is spooning me >tfw too scared to ask him if it actually happened >tfw not sure if I was just raped >tfw not sure if I just cheated on my best friend

11 min later 11253315 Anonymous
>>11253258 >>11253263 I was responding to a post that was specifically about fucking and nothing else.

12 min later 11253319 Anonymous
>>11253289 >Will he bitch out or something? Why do women always have to be so catty and passive-aggressive? There's literally three and a half billion other women on this planet. Opting out of dating that particular one because of your own subjective tastes isn't "bitching out", nor is it "selfish" or "vain". women are literally a dime a dozen

12 min later 11253322 Anonymous
>>11253289 Girls can't me bisexuals, it's kind of like being a nerd. Girls just say they are for attention, usually male attention. Have you known any girl who made a show of kissing another girl at a party to land a good man and have long 2+ year relationship? Bisexual is code for even more of an attention whoring slut than ciscum females.

13 min later 11253334 Anonymous
Get out of here, what are you even doing on /r9k/, you're not even a robot you silly cumdumpster.

14 min later 11253340 Anonymous
>>11253322 Yup, they're known as barsexuals. http://www.theonion.com/articles/ba r-skanks-announce-plans-to-kiss,222 8/

15 min later 11253341 Anonymous
As a man, I just want to say that the thought of a woman enjoying sex with another man (and/or the thought of him enjoying sex with her) ruins it for me. It's an ego thing I guess (?)

17 min later 11253360 Anonymous
>tfw no friends at all >tfw people assume I'm dumb because I'm a girl >tfw people talk over me because no one respects me >tfw look like such a disgusting monster that if I don't wear makeup my mom tells me to >tfw saggiest boobs ever >tfw butt full of cellulite >tfw thighs so fat they overlap >tfw double chin >tfw sausage fingers >tfw gap between teeth

18 min later 11253372 newt
>>11253205 That isn't hypocritical at all. It's exactly the same as a person with brown hair saying that they won't date any one but blondes. nothing hypocritical about having sexual preferences for attributes which do not apply to yourself, you dumb bitch. It would only be hypocritical if he said " people should not sleep around" then he slept around himself, which is not what he is doing, he is merely expressing his personal preference in women. Don't use words that you don't know the meaning of, you dumb whore.

18 min later 11253373 Anonymous
>>11253289 It's always the same kind of girl who identifies as bisexual. She has those certain kinds of values, and is naive enough to openly speak about her private matters openly. The smart and normal thing to do is to just identify as straight, never speak about it, at least not unless asked, and fuck women.

19 min later 11253384 Anonymous (1388511370259.jpg 488x581 144kB)
>>11253205 There is a reason this double standard exists.

19 min later 11253386 Anonymous
>>11253341 You subconsciously know it means she's a slut that's probably going to get knocked up and pretend the baby is yours thus siphoning your time and resources and reducing your likelyhood of passing on genes. It's more evolutionarily advantageous to find a girl with no signs of sluttiness to have your children.

21 min later 11253402 Anonymous
>>11253360 >people assume I'm dumb because I'm a girl >people talk over me because no one respects me Pro tip: no one listens to you because you're dumb and ugly. It has nothing to do with grillness.

22 min later 11253410 Anonymous
>>11253360 And I bet you're still a non-virgin despite all of that, I wouldn't be surprised if you've had a boyfriend in the past.

22 min later 11253415 Anonymous
>>11253205 Don't mind him. He is only going to get to keep that principle if he gives up something much more important in exchange. He may think he can expect more of his gf than he'll give in return, but it hardly ever works out so.

22 min later 11253416 Anonymous
>in long distance relationship. >Manage to go visit him for 2 weeks. >Have a great time, even though I pick up a bad cold halfway through. >Bf spends most of the second week taking care of me. >Go back home (sucks to be back) >Bf is sick now. >Not there to take care of him the way he did for me. I feel shitty about it, even though I'm not really sure what I can do.

26 min later 11253442 Anonymous
>>11253416 So you have a great time getting doted on and repay it by giving him a disease. Typical.

27 min later 11253451 Anonymous (181372.png 237x256 41kB)
If "femanons" are like us why do they have sex and boyfriends?

27 min later 11253456 Anonymous
>>11253372 >It would only be hypocritical if he said " people should not sleep around" then he slept around himself That's EXACTLY what he's doing. He's advocating virginity or whatever for girls, all while banging every girl in sight, Hence, he's a hypocritical ass.

28 min later 11253463 Anonymous
>>11253456 Yeah but women still love him and fuck him so it doesn't matter

28 min later 11253466 Anonymous (Tohru+Adachi+1262779877058.png 500x431 105kB)
>>11253451 >If "femanons" are like us why do they have sex and boyfriends? Because they're not "like us" and they're not "femanons". They're cumdumpsters . Nothing more, nothing less. I don't know why /r9k/ can't wrap this around their heads so we can start adopting this as the regular nomenclature for anyone who uses "femanon".

29 min later 11253469 Anonymous
>>11253456 Only if he has a vagina.

29 min later 11253476 Anonymous
>implying you would ever date a virgin guy same fucking thing really

30 min later 11253479 Anonymous (1374708075478.jpg 500x494 66kB)
>>11253456 >That's EXACTLY what he's doing. He's advocating virginity or whatever for girls, all while banging every girl in sight, Except you're putting words in his mouth. OP said all he was advocating was not being in a relationship with a woman who's fucking/dating someone else at the same time. Doesn't sound like "hes advocating virginity or whatever for girls" to me. >mfw cumdumpster tourists try to use logic

30 min later 11253484 Anonymous
>>11253456 No, he's not. He just has different standards for dating and sex. Which is shocker wow exactly what women do you retarded whore.

31 min later 11253489 Anonymous (53d29b9a6a4e20a4fc451e40ce3f5ee47de9ed16.jpg 600x600 415kB)
>>11253466 Just wait until this board turns into betafags and attention whores general. /r9k/ has to be the most pathetic board on 4chan

32 min later 11253495 Anonymous
>>11253205 Sluts are not for relationships. They are only for sex.

33 min later 11253506 Anonymous
>>11253416 I'm sorry that really sucks. I was in a ldr for a year and it broke my heart when he was not feeling well (mentally/physically) and I wasn't there to help by nursing him or just giving him a hug.

33 min later 11253509 Anonymous
>>11253479 I am OP btw. By dint of being the most desirable man on campus, the guy I'm talking about is setting a ridiculous standard that all girls are trying and failing to live up to. He doesn't have to say "all girls here must do XYZ", but being who he is, all girls will definitely do XYZ. So he is hypocritically advocating virginity for all the girls on campus.

34 min later 11253512 Anonymous
>tfw kind of a SJW and been on demonstrations and protests and volunteered in womens and childrens centers but this hot guy pinned me against the wall in a club and rubbed my ass and flicked my bean over my clothes and I didn't feel angry

35 min later 11253516 Anonymous
>>11253469 There are two types of people in the world - the ones who think that it's not hypocritical to prescribe codes that people should follow, then tailor them so that they don't apply to you and you can safely ignore them, and the ones whose heads aren't shoved up their assholes.

35 min later 11253521 Anonymous
>>11253509 Then why don't they just not fuck him? Is that simple

36 min later 11253527 Anonymous
>>11253512 really low level bait in these threads any mor

36 min later 11253531 Anonymous
>>11253509 You can tell you're a self serving hypocrite because you're solely whining about how this guy finds virgin girls attractive and not about how girls find his manslutting attractive. You're just taking your personal (female) standard for attraction and deciding that it should apply to everyone because you really want to get dicked by random guys.

37 min later 11253536 Anonymous
>>11253521 >women >NOT fuck Chad HAH

37 min later 11253543 Anonymous
>>11253521 >Then why don't they just not fuck him? I'm not. But the effect his "edict" is having on campus drives me up the wall.

39 min later 11253555 Anonymous
>>11253296 >tfw not living on easymode, like chicks do.

39 min later 11253557 Anonymous
>>11253543 >mad that he's making sluts not act like sluts only a woman

40 min later 11253566 Anonymous
>>11253205 Can someone explain how is this even a feel?

40 min later 11253569 Anonymous
>>11253509 You're jumping way hard to conclusions and >>11253531 is right. He isn't "hypocritically advocating virginity for all the girls on campus" if he's fucking them at the same time. he basically said that sluts are only good for relationships and he's not going to get into a relationship with a girl who's going to be fucking someone else on the side; regardless of whether or not she's a virgin. can you try and drop the emotional pretension and just see it from an objective point of view or does the fact that you want to fuck this guy just get in the way of you thinking about this logically?

40 min later 11253571 Anonymous
>>11253205 >tfw bf is editor at a publishing firm. >tfw actually make more money than he does. >tfw I'm not sure if he's smarter than I am (I think he is, but he always insists I'm the smarter of the two of us.) but he's definitely more knowledgeable of the two of us. >Actually, he's probably the most knowledgeable person I know. >He's forever wanting to go to art galleries and the like, especially if he can take time off and I'm traveling for my own work. >He, I don't know how he does it, but he can take a painting that he's never seen before, and just dissect it with a look, he just sees styles and meanings and implications in a way that I don't. >Always feel a bit ignorant and uncultured when he's talking, he knows something about everything, sewing, linguistics, nuclear physics, you name it. >I try to read wikipedia to catch up with him, but it's never enough, I don't know how he manages to keep everything in his head the way he does. but he's really bad at math. Arithmetic and geometry he's a wizard at, but even more complicated algebra makes his head spin a bit.

41 min later 11253580 Anonymous
>>11253569 >he basically said that sluts are only good for sex*** fucked that one up

41 min later 11253582 Anonymous
>>11253543 Can I do anything to make you feel better about Chad? Become one of your beta orbiters, maybe?

41 min later 11253583 Anonymous
>>11253557 That's the thing though. It doesn't actually stop girls being involved with other guys, it just makes them feel like complete shit while doing so. He knows this, but doesn't care. Textbook sociopathic narcissist.

43 min later 11253588 Anonymous
>>11253582 >Become one of your beta orbiters, maybe? Nah, I really don't like people being in my personal space. Thanks for the offer, though,

43 min later 11253590 Anonymous (46463553da251e4ece9.jpg 373x319 111kB)
>>11253543 >>11253583 Then why don't the other girls just stop trying to live up to his standards? Why do they still fuck him?

43 min later 11253591 Anonymous
>>11253571 because he trained his eye. do you think he woke up one night like that?

46 min later 11253621 Anonymous
>>11253583 What do you give a fuck? God damn it.

46 min later 11253625 Anonymous
>>11253590 Does a hot girl having a horrible personality stop guys from trying to win her? Answer honestly, pls.

46 min later 11253626 Anonymous
>>11253583 Good, they should feel like shit for being whores. How are you going to be in a relationship after you completely devalue one of the most important aspects of a relationship(sex) by handing it out like candy to anyone you deem attractive or successful enough? Textbook slut. They think sex is the same thing as a handshake for some reason. >THERS NOTHING RONG WIT HAVING SEX WITH 60 GUYS B4 AGE 25

47 min later 11253636 Anonymous
>>11253625 Doesn't stop us from trying to fuck her. No one wants to date them. Much like this Chad that OP has her loose labia in a twist about

47 min later 11253644 Anonymous
>>11253205 He knows that your vagina has become the sewer of cum of the whole campus.

48 min later 11253657 Anonymous
>>11253591 Oh, I realize. And I'm sure he knows everything he does because he's constantly reading books, including a bunch of textbooks for schools. I don't feel dumb, exactly. I feel like a barbarian dripping mud on a university's hallway.

49 min later 11253670 Anonymous
>>11253583 >He has negative opinions about some behaviors and that makes people exhibiting those behaviors sad. >What a sociopathic asshole. And thus feminism was born.

51 min later 11253683 Anonymous (12445435543.jpg 475x573 120kB)
>>11253625 Maybe. So what about it? Those girls can still choose to not sleep with him. Still doesn't answer my question.

51 min later 11253691 Anonymous
>>11253683 >Still doesn't answer my question. this she's shifting the goalposts and it's obvious as fuck m8

53 min later 11253714 Anonymous
>>11253683 >>11253691 What goalposts? Guys can choose to ignore hot girls with fucked up personalities, but do they? NO. It's the same dynamic here, just with the genders reversed.

56 min later 11253747 Anonymous
>>11253714 >Guys can choose to ignore hot girls with fucked up personalities, but do they? NO. >It's the same dynamic here, just with the genders reversed. No it's not. You're hamfisting/forcing a "gender script flip" just like every other retarded cumdumpster who comes to /r9k/ to whine about men and it just doesn't work that way. Will we fuck a hot girl with a fucked up personality? Yes. Will we date one? No. Girls still want to date this Chad that you're whining about, it seems, so your false equivalency fails.

57 min later 11253758 Anonymous
>implying it's hypocrisy He's sleeping with single women consensually, he isn't having sex with women in relationships nor is he in one himself. There is nothing hypocritical here.

57 min later 11253760 Anonymous
>tfw politically active on campus. >tfw like some feminist ideas in theory >tfw in practice though, feminist organizations are scum. >tfw had a friend who had a very tough time with a feminist group. >tfw people look at you funny if you say you're not really for feminism as it stands now.

58 min later 11253769 Anonymous (1232435665.jpg 438x634 52kB)
>>11253714 I don't see how saying "men do it too" makes a point here. The guy wants a pure girl and yet women let him fuck him. I don't see the hypocrisy.

58 min later 11253772 Anonymous
>>11253747 >>11253747 Are you seriously trying to say guys don't date women with fucked up personalities? I must have missed my parents' marriage.....

59 min later 11253775 Evil Master Vyro
>>11253747 I'd date one. Assuming by fucked up you mean crazy

59 min later 11253779 Anonymous
>>11253747 >Will we fuck a hot girl with a fucked up personality? Yes. Will we date one? No >Implying men won't crawl through broken glass to be with a bipolar 10/10 Give me a fucking break. If you're this much in denial, then we'll never see eye to eye.

1 hours later 11253785 Anonymous
>>11253772 All girls have shitty personalities so it's doesn't really matters.

1 hours later 11253795 Anonymous
>>11253772 >>11253775 >>11253779 >mfw you faggots get this butt-flustered because of your shitty anecdotal evidence I guess I should have used a better choice of wording to insinuate that I'm referring to my own personal tastes. >>11253779 >having standards moulded by experience >denial choose one (1). I'd rather date a basic bitch with a great personality than a hot cunt with a shit personality. I have some self-respect, thank you.

1 hours later 11253811 Anonymous
>>11253795 >Your stories are shitty anecdotal evidence and are worthless. >Only my personal preferences are relevant. Robots be dumb.

1 hours later 11253819 Anonymous
All i see in this thread is women being whores as always

1 hours later 11253837 Anonymous
>live in an area with some houses along the edge of a wooden area >start playing a game last summer >sneak through the woods >try to get as close as possible to people in their backyards without them noticing >sneak up and spy on cookouts or shitty parties >watch some kids play for like 2 hours >amused by the thought of how easily I could snatch them without their parents seeing >watch a housewife do chores through large bay windows >she masturbated in the living room >well that is just awkward >some ultra bros grilling together >they intentionally under cook something for their friend cause food poisoning is funny bro high five >get really into this hobby >start buying camouflage outfits to sneak around better >fall eventually comes >everything is grey and lifeless >hard to sneak >can't wait for leaves and stuff

1 hours later 11253839 Anonymous
>>11253795 >I'd rather date a basic bitch with a great personality than a hot cunt with a shit personality. I have some self-respect, thank you This is the same thing girls say when Chad is out of their league. Helps soothe the ego.

1 hours later 11253869 Anonymous
>>11253811 >backpedaling >>u-ur dumb >>11253839 >This is the same thing girls say when Chad is out of their league. Helps soothe the ego. >muh fox & the grapes >le armchair freud face :^) I've had enough experience by this age to know what I want if you want to keep extrapolating baseless accusations from that to practice your armchair psychology, be my guest

1 hours later 11253872 newt
>>11253456 No you dense, retarded cunt. Don't you understand the difference between making a general moral judgement and expressing a preference in the opposite sex? >he won't date any girl he sees or even hears about being involved with another guy. This is expressing a preference for women which happen to behave in a way he does not. Just like for example an angry men preferring a calm woman, or how men in general like it when girls are cute and feminine when they themselves are not. This is not the same as saying "it is wrong for people to sleep around" or "people should not sleep around" , which is a judgment that would indeed be hypocritical. Simply saying that he wants nothing to do with sluts because he finds them disgusting is not hypocritical. Do you understand yet, or is your IQ not even double digit? Stupid woman.

1 hours later 11253893 Anonymous
>>11253869 Please explain where I backpedaled. And please explain how your statement here >>11253747 >Will we fuck a hot girl with a fucked up personality? Yes. Will we date one? No. Is validated by you stating your personal opinion (which we all know will be dropped the second a hot bitch with a shitty personality pays attention to you)

1 hours later 11253910 Anonymous
>>11253872 Women can't differentiate between 'I personally dislike this' and 'I consider this morally reprehensible and demand everyone stop' because in their minds anything they feel is automatically how everyone else should be. The possibility that someone can dislike something but not oppose it in some greater social sense is completely alien to them.

1 hours later 11253918 Anonymous
>>11253893 >still playing le armchair freud how entitled of you

1 hours later 11253923 Anonymous
>>11253872 See: >>11253516 I'm not getting into an argument over semantics. It's hypocrisy and you know it.

1 hours later 11253935 Anonymous
>>11253923 >providing a false dilemma/ultimatum wow, you really are female aren't you?

1 hours later 11253942 Anonymous
>>11253923 >>11253910 See, it's been proven. She literally can't conceive of the distinction.

1 hours later 11253946 Anonymous
>>11253872 And yes, an angry man who doesn't want to date an emotionally similar woman is a raging hypocrite.

1 hours later 11253955 Anonymous
>>11253946 That is not what hypocrite means

1 hours later 11253964 Anonymous
>>11253946 Do even know what hypocrisy is about?

1 hours later 11253973 Anonymous
>>11253955 It really is, and it applies to any number of examples, e.g. dishonest, thieving men who want saintly women, etc. etc.

1 hours later 11253975 Anonymous (195421.jpg 546x323 14kB)
ITT: >muh feelings >fuckin whores >chads >tips fedora >3DPD >neckbeards >tits or gtfo >smug anime reaction images >waaah

1 hours later 11253992 Anonymous
>male feels thread >full of men bitching about how much they hate women >female feels thread >full of men bitching about how much they hate women lol /r9k/

1 hours later 11253993 Anonymous
>>11253205 How is that any different than the virgin women who detest virgin men (i.e. all of them)

1 hours later 11254031 Anonymous
>>11253973 So it's settled, any women who wants a more confident, socially dominant man than she is must be a raging hypocrite. Same with virgins who want experienced men, stupid girls who prefer smart men, and generally anyone with a negative quality who wouldn't be completely ambivalent to that quality in their partner. Good talk.

1 hours later 11254034 Anonymous (519853.jpg 87x122 9kB)
>>11253992 Female feels threads are shit because women can't feel for shit They only do these threads to fit in.

1 hours later 11254036 Anonymous
>>11253255 i don't get how some guys like soft women. like, where they think a muffin top is sexy. and i get uncomfortably wet when a guy has nice lips. like, thin and curvy hnng

1 hours later 11254049 Anonymous
>>11254034 >implying women start female feels threads nigga u dum

1 hours later 11254066 Anonymous (3f16d73cfff879393489448d38c227ca.jpg 700x700 329kB)
>>11254049 I guess i have brain problems

1 hours later 11254080 Anonymous
>have bf of 4 years, he is my first everything >yesterday we are together and he up to go to the washroom >pick up his phone to take a qt picture and change it to his background >find that he has tinder >he didn't before >ask him about it >he gets angry and defensive because I was "going through his phone" don't know what to do

1 hours later 11254090 Anonymous
>>11254080 You can always stop posting and fuck off to /adv/

1 hours later 11254099 Anonymous (1396702415072.png 474x470 294kB)
>>11254049 Yeah it's just other men/faggots wanting to start shit and attention. Get with it, /r9k/.

1 hours later 11254100 Anonymous
>>11254080 How is this shit even a feel? Fucking seriously. Is this your so hard problems you fucking whores make threads about?

1 hours later 11254109 Anonymous
>>11253973 Racemixing is hypocritical now?

1 hours later 11254114 Anonymous
So basically OPs complaint about this person was completely dismantled in a rational and well thought out way, and instead accepting she was mistaken, OP flips her shit and starts fervently defending her point? That's fucking pathetic.

1 hours later 11254118 Anonymous
>>11254080 Stop being retarded and realize literally the only reasons to have tinder are to cheat on you or to find someone to replace you with? And then break up with him instead of being strung along as his not respected sex toy?

1 hours later 11254120 Anonymous
>>11254100 you're fully welcome to leave the thread, hell you can even hide it

1 hours later 11254142 Anonymous
>>11254100 Welcome to women who post in 4chan The worst kind of posters

1 hours later 11254156 Anonymous
>have job >boss is an egyptian guy >he hires another egyptian guy >other egyptian guy is obese, lazy and mean to me >find out the other egyptian guy is being paid more than twice as much as me although I do 75% of the work and we do the same job >went to college and he didn't (not that it means anything today)

1 hours later 11254181 Anonymous
OP how big is your campus that seemingly everyone is talking about Chad's sex life?

1 hours later 11254186 Anonymous
>>11254142 >women If you mean, virgin men trolling other virgin men, then yes

1 hours later 11254189 Anonymous
>>11254100 you may think it's invalid because you read my words with a predetermined hatred towards females but I feel like there is a knife in my chest since I found it, also sucks extra because i'm having an MS relapse at the moment I realize your life as a young healthy male in america is so terrible though

1 hours later 11254192 Anonymous
>>11253212 Fuck off dude, its not like she is trying whore for attention for being female, she just wants a thread with female specific anecdotes, thats not fucking too much to ask. Might be mind blowing to you, but, shocker, females have some exclusive experiences that males do not share.

1 hours later 11254206 Anonymous
>>11254192 FIGHT FOR HER HONOR CHAMP

1 hours later 11254209 Anonymous
>>11254156 Mani is that you? Stop idling and go do your work before I get another Egyptian to do it and fire you for good. Fucking indians man, every single time I get this ungrateful bastards all they can do is whine!

1 hours later 11254211 Anonymous
>>11254186 Except that's not true despite your desire to see through the countless conspiracies to troll you and many of the terrible posters in this thread are legitimate cumdumpsters.

1 hours later 11254216 Anonymous
>>11253296 You know unattractive girls exist too who don't have any orbiters or friends? its not just you, or just men.

1 hours later 11254220 Anonymous
>>11254189 If you want advice Go to the fucking advice board >Oh god i have a problem >Me being female will ask the board hates females for advice! >Fuckign genius! Come on.

1 hours later 11254221 Anonymous
>>11254192 >females have some exclusive experiences that males do not share. Like being able to walk into any public place and walk out with a new partner

1 hours later 11254235 Anonymous
>>11254192 Jesus you can't be THIS beta

1 hours later 11254253 Anonymous
>>11254220 the thing is I already know what has to happen and don't want to believe it, hence why I am here to join the self wallowing circle jerk instead of looking for advice, saying "don't know what to do" was more of a snivel than a request for advice

1 hours later 11254274 Anonymous
>>11254221 As a female who is 24, normal looking have never been asked out I find these things a little saddening to read. People here claim even morbidly obese women who smell like cheese have a train of men after them.

1 hours later 11254278 Anonymous
>>11253512 you can enjoy attractive people giving you sexual attention, and still advocate for rights and equality. don't see the problem here.

1 hours later 11254301 Anonymous
>>11254031 >>11253973 straight people are raging hypocrites man. How can a person without a penis expect their partner to have a penis? Fuckin hypocrisy.

1 hours later 11254312 Anonymous
>>11254274 people here have never been outside, so dont take anything they say seriously

1 hours later 11254319 Anonymous
>>11254274 You have to actually appear in public, or make an online dating profile. Either way, it's easy as can be for you

1 hours later 11254321 Anonymous
>tfw boyfriend is turning gay. >tfw he's going more and more to the gym, talks about how great the "locker room scene" is. >tfw we go out together, he starts checking out guys. He wasn't like this when we started dating. We'll probably break up as this continues, but I'm still flabbergasted. How does this happen? I thought gayness was something you were born with.

1 hours later 11254323 Anonymous
>>11254206 >>11254235 >Implying I am even male

1 hours later 11254330 Anonymous
>>11254274 Honey boo boo's mother got married. You are very clearly giving off a 'leave me alone' vibe, no matter if you know it or not.

1 hours later 11254337 Anonymous (asdfg.jpg 1208x497 243kB)
>go to a picnic with work people >this ultra autistic robot dude is there >he is sitting at our table >steal his phone while he isn't pay attention >he notices it's gone >freaks out a bit >goes to search the food table >put it back >he comes back and finds it >glares around the table >few minutes later do the same thing >he loses his shit >starts demanding we give it back >some is like holy shit dude calm down no one took your phone >he starts screaming that someone took it and put it back without him noticing >uh are you sure you didn't misplace it? >I stealth toss it under the table to the ground by his feet >he freaks out some more >a nice lady nearby lets him use her phone to call his >it rings from by his feet >so you made a huge scene because you dropped your fucking phone and couldn't find it? >NO SOMEONE TOOK IT >yeah someone like when someone took it before and it was sitting by your drink the whole time? >he turns into the incredible Hulktism and flips the table over >pins me to the ground with it >people from another table tackles him >police is called >his is arrested and loses his job People are so fun with their various defects and issues. He kinda hurt me with the table but it was still pretty worth it.

1 hours later 11254338 Anonymous
>>11254321 >talks about how great the "locker room scene" is your boyfriend is fucking full-on-rapist gay

1 hours later 11254348 Anonymous (1375234553633.jpg 640x425 57kB)
>>11254337 this is why "femanons" are literally human garbage

1 hours later 11254356 Anonymous
>>11254323 Then you are even more cancer.

1 hours later 11254370 Anonymous (1382155369848.jpg 621x621 194kB)
>>11254323 >Being a disgusting vagina that bleeds and eats cum Disgusting

1 hours later 11254393 Anonymous
>>11254319 I have a 45 min public commute every day and have a very social job but no penis has come to me yet. I try to be friendly and appear happy always too. I have made a dating profile but it seems only men in their 30s and 40s wanted me because I'm older than 18. I don't really care anymore at this point, just makes me a bit sad that I went through high school and college without one guy being interested in me when apparently all a woman has to do is get her newspaper off the front porch and 20 men ask her to marry them.

2 hours later 11254419 Anonymous
>>11254393 I'll critique your profile. It's not your age that's the problem.

2 hours later 11254422 Anonymous
>>11254402 ponies outside of >>>/mlp/ are against the rules so is adding "random text" to "blox" the robot filter :^)

2 hours later 11254424 Anonymous
>>11254393 >appear happy always too Personally, I'm intimidated by this

2 hours later 11254433 Anonymous
>>11254393 You will fuck a Chad someday Don't worry.

2 hours later 11254436 Anonymous
>>11254321 >I thought gayness was something you were born with lol no, its a choice like any other choice.

2 hours later 11254444 Anonymous (1311609905142.jpg 550x474 45kB)
>>11254337 >the incredible Hulktism

2 hours later 11254448 Anonymous
>>11254433 Notice how she never mentioned being a virgin. She's had plenty of sex

2 hours later 11254462 Anonymous
You fucked him, didn't you? I bet you did. Listen, sport, its excessively easy for women to get laid. They get laid even when they don't want to get laid. That's rape. But yeah, it is not hypocrisy if you are dealing with two different types of animal. That's sexual dimorphism. Men don't have it so easy getting laid, except for this guy, but seeing as its women who decide who gets fucked, then perhaps you should be blaming your 'sisterhood'.

2 hours later 11254470 Anonymous
>>11254448 There aren't virgin women these days anon Even 12 year old girls are sluts If you want a cute virgin girl just watch some anime

2 hours later 11254476 Anonymous
>>11254448 Do I even need to mention being a virgin? So I was driving down the highway one day... notice she never mentioned that she has a car. I'm past the point of earning points for this though, it goes from being a nice touch to plain weird.

2 hours later 11254491 Anonymous
>>11254476 Yes, because most women who come to /r9k/ to cry about how lonely they are and how they've never had a "real boyfriend" have been getting thoroughly plundered in both holes on a daily basis since age 14

2 hours later 11254498 Anonymous
>>11254491 >most women who come to /r9k/ to cry about how lonely they are and how they've never had a "real boyfriend" have been getting thoroughly plundered in both holes on a daily basis since age 14 this

2 hours later 11254511 Anonymous
>>11254491 I'd say being lonely plus having a guy fuck and leave you would be worse. I'm glad I at least haven't had that.

2 hours later 11254528 Anonymous
>>11254511 That's nice, almost everyone would disagree with you though

2 hours later 11254530 Anonymous
>>11253289 Because it's just weird. I'm a bi male and I know women are weirded out by hearing this. It just shows you're a weird fuck. I wish I was just straight sometimes but oh well.

2 hours later 11254545 Anonymous
>>11254528 It's different for women. Sex for a woman is a travesty that happens to you, and for a man it's a great thing that you have achieved.

2 hours later 11254562 Anonymous
>>11253205 I'm pretty sure that just means he wouldn't do anything with a girl who's already in a relationship.

2 hours later 11254567 Anonymous
>>11254545 >Sex for a woman is a travesty that happens to you Then why do they love getting dicked by Chad every weekend?

2 hours later 11254574 Anonymous
>>11253509 You don't have to fucking follow his standard. Let him have his preferences.

2 hours later 11254594 Anonymous
>>11253625 Fuck her? No. But dating her would be out of the question unless you're a teenager with no logic.

2 hours later 11254599 Anonymous
>internet friend shows up unannounced to my house >has flowers >declares his love for me >"I don't feel the same way dude" >he starts crying >try to comfort him >he punches me >throws the flowers on the roof >runs off down the street >apologizes 18 hours later over IM after he drives back home

2 hours later 11254602 Anonymous
>>11254393 >it seems only men in their 30s and 40s wanted me because I'm older than 18 you sound like a smart person who has their shit together which is intimidating to men and you have to dumb yourself down and make yourself out to be a failure so they can feel superior

2 hours later 11254631 Anonymous
>>11253506 Not sure if you're still here, but what happened to the relationship?

2 hours later 11254649 Anonymous
>>11254567 Since sex is bad for women they try not to as much as they would like. Sometimes your horniness reaches a breaking point and you search for a mate. Since women have limited sex tokens they are allowed to spend they look for the best fuck they can get. Also there's the fact that maybe 10% of women (if that) take part in the lifestyle you accuse all people of, getting "dicked by chad every weekend" and all that.

2 hours later 11254666 54m50n
>>11254649 true, but don't pretend you wouldn't spread your legs for the first Chad who wanted you too, even if you have a bf

2 hours later 11254710 Anonymous
>>11254666 The boyfriend would be giving me the penis regularly so I wouldn't reach the chad breaking point. The breaking point takes years to get to though, where your mind finally convinces you that you need a real penis inside of you and it will be the greatest thing in the world.

2 hours later 11254714 Anonymous
>>11253946 That's 5 kinds of bullshit right there. You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. It's actually not that uncommon for angry men to prefer calm women as they help them remain calm. You have to be a troll. 9/10 if troll I weep for humanity / 10 if not.

2 hours later 11254761 Anonymous
>>11254321 It could be that he's checking out other men's bodies as a way to compare himself to them, and then to see what he needs to work on. Or he's 'mirin brah. Or he's gay. If you think any of these are reasonable, I suggest >>>/fit/

2 hours later 11254853 Anonymous (tmp_1387670963688-1711045158.jpg 1280x720 95kB)
>>11253296 >only 4 orbiters Step it up, bitch. I have 10 that are willing to clean the cum out of muh holes every time Chad and Jamal have their way.

3 hours later 11255134 Anonymous
>>11254853 don't forget about diego when he gets out of prison

3 hours later 11255150 Anonymous
>tfw all the guys I sleep with never call me back

3 hours later 11255164 Anonymous
>>11254274 I bet you're weird looking as well as overly happy / fake / annoying in real life.

3 hours later 11255177 Anonymous
>>11255150 >tfw never texted, called or facebook'd any of my one night stands i dont care about sluts who give it up to a random guy (me, on occasion) when drunk. no one does.

3 hours later 11255189 Anonymous
Is it turn birth control gives women bigger breast do their asses get bigger too, or is it just the breast? Also after being on the pill for so long then getting off makes some women crazy?

3 hours later 11255195 Anonymous (makes you wish for nuclear winter.jpg 1024x768 296kB)
>mvw he has a foot fetish

3 hours later 11255198 Anonymous
>>11255150 >meet a guy at a club >we hit it off, think he may be the one >takes me home and i sleep with him >next morning he just wants me to leave and doesn't call back >tfw i'm getting older and the clock is ticking

3 hours later 11255205 Anonymous
>>11255195 I love it when he plays with my feet, toes especially. And it turns him on when I dig my heel into his crotch.

3 hours later 11255214 Anonymous
>>11255198 >meet guy at a club >may be the one >club >the one wow. you really are retarded. no wonder you're alone. and if you really are 'getting older', stop going to shitty clubs.

3 hours later 11255226 Anonymous
>>11255195 this is possibly the most un-funny 'meme' the internet has ever seen.

3 hours later 11255232 Anonymous
>tfw no guy will give you the time or day because they all like girls who have big tits and you're flat chested ;_;

3 hours later 11255269 greenshirtbadger
>>11255232 nah nigga if you are short and you have a cute face you are gf material if not i guess not :3

3 hours later 11255275 Anonymous
>>11255232 >making excuses its not even close to a dealbreaker for anyone worth having. its a non factor. better that than big and saggy, with huge burger nipples.

3 hours later 11255278 Anonymous
>>11255232 do squats, eat food and get a really nice butt

3 hours later 11255283 Anonymous
I really don't understand the mouth-foaming hatred for Chad and sluts on here. How does it affect you at all? It doesn't. Stop being weird and flipping the fuck out. If they wanna give STD's and shit to eachother, let them. Get a hobby or something, stop obsessing over nonsense. Fuck.

3 hours later 11255284 Anonymous
>>11255232 Tits are overrated. If you present yourself well, you'll be fine

3 hours later 11255293 Anonymous
>>11255269 >nigga >:3 no one cares what retards think.

3 hours later 11255296 Anonymous
>>11255214 Haha falling in a bait so easily >b-but I'm only pretending

3 hours later 11255311 greenshirtbadger
>>11255293 >no one cares what retards think. so why did u feel the need to post this? :^)

3 hours later 11255316 Anonymous
>>11255232 Fuck off. Loads of guys love that shit.

3 hours later 11255374 Anonymous
>>11255311 to let you know that no one cares. notice how im the only person to reply. just letting you know is all.

3 hours later 11255385 Anonymous
>>11255296 how does one fall in a bait?

3 hours later 11255408 Anonymous
>tfw qt guy walks up to you to ask who your friend is Why do guys do this? It's so heart breaking and cruel.

3 hours later 11255422 Anonymous
>>11255408 Because you're ugly enough to approach without having to give a shit what you say. Sorry, I'm feeling mean today.

3 hours later 11255438 Anonymous
>>11255422 That much is obvious. They should just be a bit more empathetic. At least it's nice to see them cower away like bitches when I tell them to ask her themselves.

3 hours later 11255452 Anonymous
>>11255438 No one has empathy for ugly people. No one cares.

3 hours later 11255462 Anonymous
>>11255452 You'd know wouldn't you

3 hours later 11255496 Anonymous
>>11255462 Well I already said sorry for being mean, so don't go and get all depressive and defeatist on me. I actually knew a girl who was, for lack of a better word, really ugly, and I'd have dated her in a heartbeat. People come and go, though. Anyone worth having will look beyond however you look, and will appreciate who and what you are as a person.

3 hours later 11255597 Anonymous
>>11255462 HOHOHOHO Get fuckin' rekt buddy. Jolly good show.

4 hours later 11255729 Anonymous
>tfw listening to a band like Black Flag or Swans and even though you enjoy it you feel like there will always be something in the music you can't fully comprehend due to being female

4 hours later 11255897 Anonymous
>>11255408 I've heard tales of the reverse. Sucks, huh?

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