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2014-04-07 05:37 11240413 Anonymous (1396714922635.jpg 640x508 62kB)
Just rejected a girl. Holy shit, the rush of power. >looked like the typical femanon, 3/10, fat as fuck >I've been alone but since september been working out at the gym for an hour a day five hours a week >threw away all my neckbeard shirts >bought nice clothes that fit me well >generally became more fussy about my appearance, biggest difference someone pointed out is I never would have in the past stained one of my shirts with mustard and then wore it for months until it had too many holes in it to be considered a shirt again >girl asks me out >look at her, dead in the eye >"look, I know you think you're good enough to go out with me, but by asking me out, you've just shown me that you're not worth it. For one, I don't think you're that good looking. At all. But looks are really not anything to me because personality matters more. The last woman I dated I knew for two years before I actually was interested in dating her. I learned enough about her to learn that we thought extremely alike, had many interests that were the same but not so many that we'd be spending 100% of our time together. You don't know anything about me and I feel like the fact that I dress nice and have lost 30 pounds in the last eight months has more to do it than my personality. >she looks utterly stunned and shocked >says she's a gamer and shit and knew that I was and though that

0 min later 11240415 Anonymous
>cut her off, "Yeah, I don't really play videogames all that much anymore, nor do I have much interest to keep doing so outside of a few games. I am more interested in social experiences like Role Playing Games and board games and such, but I've also branched out more socially, joining a book club, and my city's main writer's club, along with that I also joined an activities group with my local bhuddist temple, but aside from sitting down activities, what do you do? I spend 5 hours at a gym each week and I know for a fact that you don't. I've seen you in class, and you're frequently on tumblr. Do you enjoy biking? Hiking? Biking is part of my exercise routine and I go hiking at least three times a month. I go to the beach to swim when I can because I enjoy the physical act of swimming and I've taken up the habit of going for walks when I have nothing else that I want to do. Tell me. Do you share the same interests as me, because looking at your Doctor Who T-shirt, your disproportionate gut size and your constant blogging about fat-shaming when you're supposed to be listening to a lecture suggest that you don't. .>she looks utterly horrified, disgusted >she moves to kick me in the balls, turn to the side slightly so she only gets lets >she turns and walks away, obviously crying >two hours later someone fires up the "confessions" facebook page for our university >she's posting a claim that I raped her, beat her up and told her that I'd murder her if I told anyone what happened So that's why all you femananons refuse men so much. This butthurt is fucking priceless.

2 min later 11240438 Anonymous
you sound like a fucking asshole literally hang yourself

3 min later 11240441 Anonymous
>being a mean ass good job, welcome back to the friend zone

4 min later 11240450 Anonymous
You are a disgusting human being OP. You don't have to act like a dick you know, ever hear of the cold, elegant gentleman?

5 min later 11240454 Anonymous
>>11240450 >tfw too shy to tell a girl that likes me no so i just block her feelsbadman

6 min later 11240457 Anonymous (1391384019185.jpg 319x240 29kB)
>>11240413 >>11240415 You do sound mean, but fuck her more, good on you for improving yourself OP! I applaud you.

7 min later 11240461 Anonymous
>not just saying "no" insecure beta detected

7 min later 11240463 Anonymous
A simple "no" would've sufficed, but you went as far as to assert your conspicuous enough superiority.

8 min later 11240469 Anonymous (1358506065113s.jpg 250x233 5kB)
OP is trolling. Imagine if a girl did what he did to him? R9K would not hear the last of it.

9 min later 11240476 Anonymous
>>11240413 heh nigga you sound kewl af. We gotta hit the gym l8r if u ever in the Florida area.

9 min later 11240478 Anonymous
>>11240413 >Just rejected a girl. Holy shit, the rush of power. Why? You reject people because you're not attracted to them, and not to be a douchebag and feel powerful. I don't even have to read the rest to know that you're retarded.

10 min later 11240488 Anonymous
>robot gets the tiniest amount of confidence >becomes a brodouche And you wonder why we reject men so much

11 min later 11240494 Anonymous
Being a bully is okay as long as its women They like it, you like it its a win win

11 min later 11240495 Anonymous
>>11240413 You are a rude idiot. Add some steroids and you'll be /fit/ material in no time.

13 min later 11240509 Anonymous (yoba_grin.jpg 150x150 5kB)
>all these butthurt women ITT fucking glorious

16 min later 11240525 Anonymous
>>11240441 >I dont know you, and so you only care about how I look, that's not cool >"H-H-HE RAPED ME!" right im the bad guy >>11240450 Nope! >>11240457 It's been a long hard road and gaining self confidence was extremely hard. >>11240461 No, she just needed to be put in her place. Imagine if you got asked out by someone because you both, oh wait this is r9k, you're sad enough that you'd fuck any hambeast near you >>11240463 Next time, it'll be no. Sorry that the first time in my entire life I've had the opportunity to reject I went overboard lel >>11240478 Well, I wasnt attracted to her, and I also found her very offensive. Do you have any idea how shitty of a deal she was offering was? >I am demonstrably angry on the internet during all hours esp during class >I am overweight, covered in zits >i am wearing a Le Epin Geek Girl Tee :^) >But! I am attracted to you, and we both share an interest that is probably major to me and minor to you, so thusly we should date Nah son

17 min later 11240540 Anonymous
Sounds like somebody should consider working on their personality instead of their body. (This is coming from somebody that /r9k/ would consider "alpha")

18 min later 11240545 Anonymous (1.jpg 540x720 88kB)
>>11240495 so there is hope for him yet. Then he'll escape this cesspool of apathy and self loathing. Isn't that why we are here? To better ourselves? Pic related average robot

19 min later 11240548 Anonymous
>>11240525 Not that I have any qualms with it, provided that what you said to her is true or true enough. It might just be the wake up call she desperately needed to slap her in her corpulent face.

19 min later 11240550 Anonymous
>>11240525 >women with nothing to offer but their vaginas asking people out Why is this allowed anyway? I had a girl interested in me and I have my own home, job, car and such. I prefer to be alone because I'm just weird and also I have a mental disorder. I'm a schizophrenic and it's hard to cope and she basically told me she wanted to date me to help me. I told her life is not a fucking victorian novel and nobody is going to applaud her to choosing to date someone because they have a problem that they manage themselves just fine.

19 min later 11240552 Anonymous
>>11240525 I don't think you understand confidence, I think you are pretending to be the alpha jock. True confidence doesn't require you to be a dickhead. When a fat chick hits on me, I flirt and am nice back, but make it pretty clear it's not going to go anywhere. Confident people don't feel the need to prove points to people.

20 min later 11240559 Anonymous
>>11240438 >>11240441 >>11240450 >>11240461 >>11240463 >>11240469 >>11240488 >>11240494 >>11240495 >whiteknighting the girl >even though OPs story reeks of bullshit MAYBE THE IMAGINARY HAMBEAST WILL FUCK YOU

20 min later 11240561 Anonymous
>>11240525 >>I am demonstrably angry on the internet during all hours esp during class >>I am overweight, covered in zits >>i am wearing a Le Epin Geek Girl Tee :^) >>But! I am attracted to you, and we both share an interest that is probably major to me and minor to you, so thusly we should date So basically /v/ with a vagina. Which is basically what all of the femanons on 4chan are. God I am sick of talking to and being around /v/ with a vagina.

21 min later 11240562 Anonymous
>>11240545 >traumatizing other humans >better Yeah

22 min later 11240570 Anonymous
>>11240559 I've been married for 11 years, not really on the hunt anymore. I'm advocating for the betterment of humanity, not necessarily any one individual.

23 min later 11240575 Anonymous (0000816088_20.jpg 720x590 92kB)
>tfw you're confident enough to not randomly lash out at people you don't like Feels fuckin gooooood

23 min later 11240576 Anonymous
>>11240552 Son. Get over it. I wasn't "being an ass" by any measure. She didn't hit on me, she straight up asked me out and this was based on "we both like videogames so". That's not a reason to ask someone to date you and it actually annoyed me that she didnt care about what kind of person I was outside of one hobby. To her, I was a hot body and also videogames, that counts as a shared interest, right?

25 min later 11240587 Anonymous
Nice fantasy you got there OP. I'm chuckling at all of those who think this actually happened.

26 min later 11240595 Anonymous
>>11240576 HHAHAHA, who calls other people Son on the internet? You are truly a moron. In a couple of years I hope you complete your transformation to full on douche, because the shame and embarrassment you will experience from your current behavior will be too much to bear.

27 min later 11240601 Anonymous
>>11240587 shut up, you are taking away my suspension of disbelief.

28 min later 11240606 Anonymous
>>11240595 >>11240595 Woman detected your mask is slipping

30 min later 11240618 Anonymous
>>11240606 I have a penis, though I have had a vasectomy. I'm not sure if that qualifies me for womanhood.

30 min later 11240623 Anonymous
>>11240438 Basically this, OP is a giant gaping asshole. There are 3 options when rejecting a person you're not interested in: 1. Throw them a few pity dates if you have nothing better to do. 2. Let them down gently. (MASTER PRO LEVEL) 3. Date them, fix them, make them hot.

32 min later 11240642 Anonymous
>>11240623 level 3 is too much work and will set you back too many years, just find someone you like and accept them as they come, that is the secret to long term happiness, 11 years married, 7 years dating prior. I have the experience.

34 min later 11240651 Anonymous
>>11240623 >There are 3 options when rejecting a person you're not interested in: >1. Throw them a few pity dates if you have nothing better to do. >2. Let them down gently. >>(MASTER PRO LEVEL) 3. Date them, fix them, make them hot. go shitpost somewhere else, no women would do that, none with issues, then again it shows how you too are only focused on look, women's only and with time rapidly decaying value

34 min later 11240653 Anonymous
>>11240595 hahaha who calls other people moron or douche on the internet lol how funny

34 min later 11240655 Anonymous
>>11240642 also love as you guys understand it is just the first year lust, long term love can be built with anyone that you spend enough time with

35 min later 11240660 Anonymous
>>11240642 Too much work? Insulting someone is actually MORE work than letting them down gently, so that stupid argument doesn't fly. Also that entire comment was about dealing with people you don't like, "just find someone you like" is not a good response.

35 min later 11240664 Anonymous
>>11240653 moron and douche denotes your attitude, Son is a clear attempt to dominate a few sentences on the internet

36 min later 11240668 Anonymous
Why is there a lot off butthurt tumlbrites on /r9k/ lately?

36 min later 11240670 Anonymous
They always say, you become what you hate.

38 min later 11240681 Anonymous
>>11240660 level 3 - too much work and not worth the effort, so find someone you like rather than fix someone you don't. levels 1 and 2 were not noted Also, why are you so wound up?

39 min later 11240690 Anonymous
>>11240651 Yeah because the only value of women is their appearance, and that goes away after 20s right? Back to school.

39 min later 11240694 Anonymous
>>11240413 OP is a cunt You really haven't often been in any kind of position of power have you? It doesn't suit you.

41 min later 11240709 Anonymous
>>11240413 I don't see anything wrong with what OP did. He improved himself, and she stayed the same, yet she only showed interest after the self-improvement. That's the definition of a shallow, self-entitled whore. Let's not forget that she overreacted and claimed he raped her online. Where are the accusations she's the shitty human being? And like OP said, maybe this is the wake up call she needs.

43 min later 11240726 Anonymous
It's obvious that she is a shitty human being, but she is not posting in this thread. He acted like an asshole, and she acted like an asshole, one does not cancel out the other.

44 min later 11240735 Anonymous
>>11240690 Well women aren't expected to have domestic skills anymore (cook, clean, etc.), kids considered are too expensive and time consuming now, and I already make enough money that I don't a room mate. So yes, other than being sexy (mostly looking good), what do they bring to the table?

45 min later 11240748 Anonymous
>>11240545 would bang, most robots are not as attractive as that

46 min later 11240750 Anonymous
>>11240735 You're fat and can't even have babies, any woman can earn as much or more than you. What the fuck do YOU bring to the table?

47 min later 11240768 Anonymous
I honestly don't believe that at all. I can't imagine someone talking like that. it's like you're from kevin smith land where everyone talks in soliloquies.

47 min later 11240769 Anonymous
>>11240562 >people who can't grasp the idea that people change and gain confidence to no longer be a fucking doormat to entitled cunts >side with the grill because subconscious white knight genes True that he lashed out but seriously he has some valid points

48 min later 11240773 Anonymous
OP did the right thing. If the roles were reversed, the girl would be a bitch to a weird guy as well.

48 min later 11240774 Anonymous
>>11240750 >What the fuck do YOU bring to the table? Other than a shitty attitude and a toxic mindset. Seriously... you don't even consider other people as people unless they do something for you? Sociopath to the max.

48 min later 11240776 Anonymous
>>11240750 mad woman detected lel go back to tumblr honey

49 min later 11240782 Anonymous
>>11240750 >fat I'm actually a hungry skeleton. > no babby ever Do you think I shoot blanks or something? >women can earn money That's cool, but like I said I make enough as it is.

51 min later 11240799 Anonymous (1.jpg 350x376 38kB)
>>11240750 MUH DICK Seriously calm your tits

52 min later 11240800 Anonymous
>>11240769 He lost all credibility when he acted like a fuckhead. Valid points or no, he will ruin any chance of getting a decent girl by acting that way. Even if he is the smoothest nicest guy to girls he likes, all it'll take is one of them to start spreading the rumor of him being mean and they wont come around.

53 min later 11240806 Anonymous
>>11240769 Actually anyone would side with the person who got shat on, even if the sexes were reversed. If a guy got insulted and put down do you think anyone here would side with the girl?

53 min later 11240807 Anonymous
>>11240769 also I do not side with the girl, she is probably a pig and was a total cunt with her reaction, but he is still a retard

56 min later 11240836 Anonymous
>>11240782 Oh you can make a baby on your own now, don't need a woman for that right. But seriously, answer the question, what do you bring to the table?

59 min later 11240847 Anonymous
>>11240800 >what's that rumour about you rejecting that girl who asked you out? >pshh bitches be tripping That's one way but really I couldn't care less what happens from now on. He's his own man now and he'll find some college slut looking for a dickin and once he tires of that the rumor will be just that, a rumor. This isn't high school anymore.

1 hours later 11240858 Anonymous
You sound insecure and socially retarded as fuck OP. And this is coming from a guy who hasn't left his bedroom in 4 days.

1 hours later 11240867 Anonymous
>>11240800 Yeah, thats how that works I'm a woman and I can tell you most women only listen to their close and immediate freinds about shit like that. EVEN THEN they only listen to a small degree. >oh man that attractive guy is so mean >oh no i better have sex with him to find out if these allegations are true! Also if you're like, obviously fat, ugly, gross, smelly or just plain unlikeable then literally anyone you whine to about it is going to laugh at you behind your back. This isn't South Park. Nobody is going to go up to the dude who rejected a fat chick and screech at them for rejecting their friend. People can make the choices and decisions they want. >but the evil womyn will band together and kill you naw

1 hours later 11240883 Anonymous
>>11240836 The same thing todays "professional womyn" are bringing. That was my point, moron. Everyone goes out to work, no one has domestic skills. Other than an instinctual attraction I don't really have any reason to favour them over men.

1 hours later 11240891 Anonymous
You're a great man OP. Don't listen to these whiteknight asskiss retards.

1 hours later 11240893 Anonymous
>>11240847 I'm 35 years old, high school is an old memory. I'm giving advice for life in general. Enjoy your goofy pathetic BS for the next few years. Shit gets real around 30.

1 hours later 11240905 Anonymous
>>11240867 That's not exactly how I put it, but I don't disagree with what you say. If you are in a relatively small social circle, word will spread that someone is a dick and has no class. If you are out to bang sluts and not looking for anything serious, then who gives a fuck. My advice to OP has been about long term goals.

1 hours later 11240925 Anonymous
You're really mean, OP. I know that your story probably didn't happen, but damn. That's just mean. Imagine if the genders were reversed and Stacy Thundercunt rejected a fat, quivering neckbeard? Everyone here would be calling her a bitch. Because only a bitch would cut down someone simply for showing interest in them. You should just leave, normalfag.

1 hours later 11240930 Anonymous
>>11240905 okay but it seems like hes in a university setting, not a highschool. nobody in university cares this is doubly true if he doesnt live on campus and this is triply true if he is past his third year in uni

1 hours later 11240934 Anonymous
>>11240413 >shown me that you're not worth it And now all this brain-fuck will go the other way around. Boys rejecting girls, bottomless self-amusement, shopping-for-good-clothes, gym-five-times-a-week etc. It will end up with the outbreak of mass homosexualism. And our whole specie will die out. >Th-thanks fitness

1 hours later 11240940 Anonymous
>go on a huge tirade about how you dont give a fuck ITT: le things that didnt le habben

1 hours later 11240942 Anonymous
>>11240930 see >>11240893 It's the world setting I'm talking about. You do not have an infinite number of people in your social circle.

1 hours later 11240954 Anonymous
>>11240413 Congrats, you ruined your only chances at love ever.

1 hours later 11240956 Anonymous
>>11240954 >tumblrites >capable of love kek

1 hours later 11240958 Anonymous
>>11240934 This has already begun, look at Japan. Half of the guys have no interest in women. Not homosexuality, asexuality. The focus will turn towards more realistic masturbatory devices to the point that virtual sex will become a reality and all advanced culture will die out in a single sexless generation.

1 hours later 11240975 Anonymous
>mwanhile, everyone else who's watching (including the actual qt's) "Wow why is that guy being such a douche, what did she even say? Jesus he's like blowing up at her"

1 hours later 11240998 Anonymous
>>11240975 the only two other people at the cafeteria where my two friends who both told me I was in the right so

1 hours later 11241020 Anonymous
This read like something a neckbeard that hates women would write. Not the story itself, bu the dialogue reeks of insecure neckbeard verbosity

1 hours later 11241025 Anonymous
>>11241020 >you only like me for my body >and we dont share the same interests >I dont really like that "NECKBEARD MISOGYNIST" is this how women really think? hahahah

1 hours later 11241037 Anonymous
>>11240883 So... nothing. You bring fucking nothing to the table.

1 hours later 11241053 Anonymous
>>11240958 I actually believe it is all part of an elite agenda to lower a number of human population. Because we now have human rights and humanistic values, it is far more difficult to start a mass war. So, there are two strategies: (1) make weak neurotics not capable of social action; who would jerk of 5 times a day and watch MLP (2) de-humanize contemporary culture. Through videogames. Like COD and through creating memes social-movements like zombie-apocalypse. Make people want it. Escalate racial tensions: Knock-out-game, unwanted migration. Promote fitness - more alphas -> more agression -> people killing eqch other

1 hours later 11241072 Anonymous
>>11241037 assuming no internet lies, it at least sounds like he is employed and not a hamplanet. better than a lot of tfwngf threads so what do you bring to the table since you keep asking

1 hours later 11241078 Anonymous
>>11241072 Certainly not dinner! Hiyoo

1 hours later 11241082 Anonymous
>>11240450 >ever hear of the cold, elegant gentleman? hahahahah not OP, but do you really believe that shit?

1 hours later 11241086 Anonymous
>>11241053 Then you are, honest to fuckness, more pants on head retarded than the plot of Deus Ex.

1 hours later 11241112 Anonymous
>>11240415 >>11240413 tldrftfy >"Hey you wanna go out?" >me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me >"I was jus-" >me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me >"Anon p-please I-" >me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

1 hours later 11241118 Anonymous
>>11241112 >caring about yourself is bad! hahahahahah women

1 hours later 11241119 Anonymous
>>11241086 What exactly sounded retarded to you. Explain.

1 hours later 11241126 Anonymous
>>11241072 The point was to show to an internet virgin that if both people bring the same shit to the table, it doesn't mean one of them is inferior, that's called a partnership. And also that people don't have to do something for you to be valuable, people are valuable in themselves, the comfort and support they give you, the companionship. Otherwise by his logic we all might as well lock ourselves into some kind of dark subterranean chamber and insult people over TCPIP. >>11241078 Actually I'm a mean cook ;)

1 hours later 11241135 Anonymous
Sluts and whiteknights getting BTFO

1 hours later 11241179 Anonymous
>>11241118 I'm not a grill anon unless you want me to be bby . It's just all OP had to say was "No thanks," he didn't have to go into his life story. Still, I guess I have to agree a bit. The moon shouldn't be asking out humans.

1 hours later 11241182 Anonymous
>>11240576 that's not true. you were being an ass by at least that guy's measure.

1 hours later 11241186 Anonymous
>>11241126 >people don't have to do something for you to be valuable Top kek. There is always some reason you interact with another person. Either you find them attractive, or share an interest, whatever. For some reason you value their company. People are not just valuable to you for no reason. Fuck off with your feel good hippy bullshit.

1 hours later 11241200 Anonymous
>>11241126 >Actually I'm a mean cook ;) So you're an average cook?

1 hours later 11241223 Anonymous
>There is always some reason you interact with another person. For most people that reason is called "emotions". Maybe you've heard of them.

1 hours later 11241234 Anonymous
>>11241186 >Either you find them attractive, or share an interest, whatever. For some reason you value their company. Did you just stop reading halfway through the post, >people are valuable in themselves, the comfort and support they give you, the companionship.

1 hours later 11241240 Anonymous
>>11240413 i almost died at "was a furry"

2 hours later 11241295 Anonymous
>>11241025 It's like you can't even read what you're responding to

3 hours later 11241844 Anonymous
>>11240934 You gave a damn good laugh, anon.

3 hours later 11242184 Anonymous
>>11240413 If you said all that shit *word by word* IRL, then that is cringeworthy as fuck son.

3 hours later 11242244 Anonymous
>>11240559 Jesus I'm glad someone made this post. How did this even get replies? This is just a terrible revenge fantasy. Or more of a "yeah that's what I SHOULD have said and what she would probably do if I did." post.

3 hours later 11242335 Anonymous (Screen shot 2013-12-17 at 10.50.44 PM.png 428x435 249kB)
>also joined an activities group with my local bhuddist temple

3 hours later 11242349 Anonymous (wyUklcF - Imgur.png 324x246 52kB)
>>11240525 >tfw this is the worst troll ever >the main key evidence is the 30 lbs in 8 months kekek suuuuuure anon, suuuuuure. Either you're a filthy hypocritical liar talking to that girl telling her you work out daily (which is also not good for you, you need to take breaks between) or you're trolling (which you obviously are because this wouldn't happen in a million years)

3 hours later 11242368 Anonymous
Good job OP,make them pay all of them make them pay

3 hours later 11242391 Anonymous (1383905596607.jpg 500x489 153kB)
>all the butthurt tumblreddit/cgl tourists ITT it's like OP's story managed to get every single dilettante from /cgl/ and tumblreddit who's here to "laugh at le neckbeards" in one thread now if only they would all just leave I got 5 on it that most of the butthurt "femanons" replying ITT are mad because it's way too easy for them to put themselves in the shoes of the fat tumblrette that OP rejected >Dr Who shirt >blogs about "fat acceptance" on tumblr all throughout class >uses "im a gaymurr" as a pickup line? wtf >uses a uni's "anonymous confession page" to make a false rape accusation (yet OP is still the "shitlord" in this story) against OP >escalates the situation to physical violence because she didn't get what she wanted L E L LOVING EVERY LAUGH

3 hours later 11242409 Anonymous
>>11242349 That's not hard at all you lazy fuck, I've lost 26lbs in 3 months myself and it wasn't even that hard. Try not shoveling entire planets into your mouth.

3 hours later 11242423 Anonymous
>>11242409 Anon don't be fucking retarded. Reread what you replied to me. >you: 26 lbs in 3 months >op: 30 in 8 months DO YOU SEE A FUCKING PROBLEM?

4 hours later 11242430 Anonymous
>implying any of this happened why don't you screencap the facebook post and prove it, faggot, or else you are clearly just another shitty troll

4 hours later 11242447 Anonymous
>>11242423 Perhaps he lost more than 30 lbs of fat, and the muscle he built up makes up the difference.

4 hours later 11242459 Anonymous
>>11242349 >>11242423 >tumblreddit (imgur filename/reaction image [not to mention its blueboard]) >in charge of fitness and nutrition don't make me laugh go back to /cgl/ or /lit/ or whatever pit of cognitive dissonance you crawled out from >>11240587 >>11240768 >>11240940 >>11242430 smells like reddit >>11242447 my thoughts exactly

4 hours later 11242475 Anonymous
>>11242459 >doubt a story that literally sounds like every robots wet dream >"hurr u must be from reddit" troll confirmed, abandon thread

4 hours later 11242484 Anonymous
>>11242475 >implying "things that didn't happen" isn't frequently the #1 canned/cliched response to a thread on reddit >>muh plausible deniability >>ur just OP this is just a troll thread >>everyone leave, this is just a troll thread because you and your tumblreddit tourist buddies are getting too booty-bothered? :^J

4 hours later 11242501 Anonymous
>>11242484 >implying "things that didn't happen" isn't frequently the #1 canned/cliched response to a thread on reddit No, it's the #1 response to any farfetched story HERE, and if you haven't seen it a thousand times then you are the obvious newfag here

4 hours later 11242514 Anonymous (1396198718383.png 339x140 70kB)
>>11242501 >No, it's the #1 response to any farfetched story HERE, and if you haven't seen it a thousand times then you are the obvious newfag here yeah nah, I've been wasting my life here since 2005 and I'm not afraid to admit it. Don't use a tu-quoque deflection to turn this around on me, you fucking tourist A) if you weren't a "newfag" (considering you're using that term derisively), you wouldn't have a problem with OP's thread B) That "#1 response to any farfetched story HERE" was brought over by tourists like you from reddit get out and stay out if you got a problem with "muh soggy knee"

4 hours later 11242529 Anonymous
saying anything besides no makes you seem an angry aspie you big fucking faggot.

4 hours later 11242645 Anonymous
Good job OP. Once you start treating women like irritating pets, it all works out. >All these assmad women

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