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2014-03-31 07:43 11159666 Anonymous (hc-new-britain-0327-20140326-001.jpg 600x450 27kB)
Is it even possible for a blonde-haired, blue-eyed male to get laid in America (without buying a prostitute)
I just don't see it ever happening. We're just treated like untouchables by American women
0 min later 11159674 Anonymous
>Is it even possible for a blonde-haired, blue-eyed male to get laid in America (without buying a prostitute)
nope
1 min later 11159680 Anonymous
10/10 for effort
comment not original blahblah
2 min later 11159689 Anonymous
>dating some beta blonde guy
>any year
4 min later 11159704 Anonymous
>reverse image
>he was distributing nudes and is in jail
Obviously, no, he wasn't getting laid.
I'm soooooooo glad I'm not a blonde haired faggot
5 min later 11159710 Anonymous
personally, I don't find blonde guys attractive. but that's just me
6 min later 11159716 Anonymous
>>11159666
What the hell's going on in the US? They don't like regular people there?
7 min later 11159729 Anonymous
>>11159716
>less than 5% of the world's population
>regular
8 min later 11159738 Anonymous
>>11159729
It has a head, two legs, two arms, and it is generally called "human". Why does it matter any further?
9 min later 11159739 Anonymous
>>11159710
me too, I'd rather be with Tyrone any day of the week.
9 min later 11159743 Anonymous
>>11159666
Women like masculine men. Blonde hair and blue eyes is the EXACT OPPOSITE of masculinity.
It's understandable that women are hesitant to date blonde guys. They have standards, you know?
10 min later 11159749 Anonymous
>>11159738
because blonde men are beta males
10 min later 11159751 Anonymous
shave yur head ladies like tuff guys, with that hair you look like you could go either way, gerls be looking for a keeper, smile don't be so serious
10 min later 11159753 Anonymous
I don't even care if I'm supposed to ironically agree with OP, this guy's fucking hot.
14 min later 11159778 Anonymous
Well OP, one of my friends is a 6'3" gay man that likes tall blonde men with huge cocks (his words). Maybe you should go gay.
16 min later 11159787 Anonymous
Dress up like a nazi and scream Heil Hitler in front of a church, that helps
22 min later 11159844 Anonymous
>>11159666
hey guarenteed if ya grow out yur hair and make em dreaded you could easily get with an excepting hippie, join a commune have some babies, grow some dope
27 min later 11159896 Anonymous
>>11159666
I dont know bout getting laid
but when I see a blonde guy I think "what a wimp, I could kick his ass"
Idk why, but thats wat I think
49 min later 11160086 Anonymous
>>11159666
Try being a ginger
1 hours later 11160256 Anonymous
>>11160086
Can confirm that having red hair is truly a curse
1 hours later 11160270 Anonymous (good goy.png 156x282 100kB)
>>11159666
so much slide
1 hours later 11160279 Anonymous
>>11159666
asians and mexicans love that combination
1 hours later 11160312 Anonymous
Come to England, MANY native Britons are blonde or light brown. Seriously, if you see someone that isn't they most likely have some other heritage.
Thats down south anyway. I get the impression there are more dark haired people Newcastle way.
1 hours later 11160327 Anonymous
>>11160312
This. Come home white man, mother Europe needs you.
1 hours later 11160364 Anonymous
I met heaps of girls who like blonde haired blue eyed males. Most blonde guys I've met have always been smug dickheads, blonde females are always really nice to me though.
I have shit tier curly brown hair.
1 hours later 11160388 Anonymous (tumblr_moyhx1nVAS1r2e2j2o1_1280.jpg 675x1024 375kB)
Blond guy in USA = rich fratboy with Anglo ancestry
They get lots of poon
1 hours later 11160393 Anonymous
>>11160364
>curly brown hair.
Curly hair is god-tier.
Get jacked and you'll look like a Greek statue.
1 hours later 11160404 Anonymous
Im have blonde hair with brown eyes and have slept with 4 different women this week.. sorry no excuse
1 hours later 11160436 Anonymous (1395394583693.jpg 152x225 6kB)
>Blue/grey eyes
>Black, slightly wavy hair
>6'3
>Kissless virgin at 23,
it's the eyes, isn't it?
1 hours later 11160454 Anonymous
>>11160312
Word. I'm predominantly English and i have blonde hair and blue eyes. grills never give me a second look ;__;
1 hours later 11160455 Anonymous
>>11160393
Probably wouldn't help, I'm only 5'10 and don't want to look like I'm trying to over compensate. Plus only old women like it, it goes into drill mode when I wash it. Tempted to get a skin head but I dunno if I'd suit that either.
5 hours later 11162898 Anonymous
Haha you should all come here to el paso, us Mexican guys have to try twice as hard cuz the white guys snatch all the hotties.
5 hours later 11162943 Anonymous
>Would have sex with a blonde hair blue eyed male if they were 6/10
>They almost always attractive
>Most of them tend to be attracted to other white people
5 hours later 11162958 Anonymous
>>11159666
I don't understand this insecurity. I like blond-haired guys. I'm eyeing one who sits near me in Astronomy, I'm just too shy to approach. You can't really believe all this shit about blond not looking good. It's just intimidating.
5 hours later 11163064 Anonymous
>>11162898
holy shit I'm an ep fag too
aryan tho
Sucker
5 hours later 11163081 Anonymous
women love guys with dark hair and light eyes, it's the perfect mix
5 hours later 11163084 Anonymous
>live in cali
>almost every fucking girl here says they love blue eyes
just move to cali
5 hours later 11163091 Anonymous
holy shit i actually look similar to the guy in OP's pic and i'm a KV
5 hours later 11163154 Anonymous
>>11159666
>be me
>be blonde hair
>blue eyes
>tall
>constantly hit on randomly
>have long term gf
I've been told often that the eyes+hair+tall make a good combo. Most of this 'nti blonde/blue eyed' stuff Ive only ever seen on 4chan, which makes me think its shilling.
5 hours later 11163157 Anonymous
>>11159666
I wish I knew this guy, and he was born a girl instead, so that I could marry the hell out of those beautiful Anglo-Saxon genetics and inundate her womb with my thick Jewish sperm.
6 hours later 11163197 54m50n
>>11163084
I've always heard the opposite. my theory is that women say they want the exact opposite of whatever the robot they're talking to is
6 hours later 11163213 Anonymous
>>11159666
>We're just treated like untouchables by American women
Are you fucking joking me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7S nqaGMg5Y
If you're unattractive it has nothing to do with your hair/eyes.
6 hours later 11163238 Anonymous
>>11163213
fucking normies.
I'm jealous
6 hours later 11163300 Anonymous
>>11163238
Me too.
>tfw not a >6' tall good looking blonde haired blue eyed guy who can have hot girls offer him a bite of their sandwich just for shadow boxing on the street.
6 hours later 11163307 Anonymous
>>11159666
Blonde hair is feminine
You hear that 'Tall, Dark and Handsome' stereotype
I'm 5'9 and ugly but thank you Jesus for my jet black hair
6 hours later 11163309 Anonymous
>>11160436
Post face. It's probably misshapen or you're a sperg if you can't get a kiss. That's a nice combination.
6 hours later 11163362 Anonymous
Man would I ravage his boyhole
6 hours later 11163378 Anonymous
Go to a third world country
Hell, you will get laid on the first days
6 hours later 11163413 Anonymous
>>11163378
What third world country speaks English?
Detroit doesn't count. That's a city. And no one wants to fuck STD ridden nigger whores.
6 hours later 11163467 54m50n
>>11163213
what an annoying douche. if someone tried this on me, I'd pull a knife on them
6 hours later 11163472 Anonymous
>>11163413
Guyana, Caribbean countries, Philippines, Malaysia(Moderate muslim don't know how much luck you'd have), India(Don't know how much luck here either), Belize apparently speaks English, Australia.
6 hours later 11163486 Anonymous
>>11163472
>Australia
Is probably American
The ironing.
6 hours later 11163508 Anonymous
>>11163413
America is an obvious choice.
7 hours later 11163723 Anonymous (1467422_10201473844180416_1989584187_n.jpg 720x960 94kB)
>tfw blonde male
>tfw no non-white gf
This curse of being a blonde male with bluish eyes, will never be lifted.
7 hours later 11163931 Anonymous (1394389700959.jpg 300x287 58kB)
>>11163723
>tfw mulatto as fuck
>obvious mutt with brown skin, black eyes, black curly hair
>have an 11/10 100% northern European white-blonde master race BF
>our fw people get angry about race mixing and me "ruining" his genes
8 hours later 11164704 Anonymous
>>11160455
>Probably wouldn't help, I'm only 5'10 and don't want to look like I'm trying to over compensate
Why would you being average height make you getting fit over compensating? It'd change your average body to a conventionally attractive body.
>Plus only old women like it
You were just complimented on your hair
> it goes into drill mode when I wash it. Tempted to get a skin head but I dunno if I'd suit that either.
Or you could learn how to properly care for your hair. Look into the "curly girl" routine.
It sounds like you're whining and just like to make excuses. You don't have much of a reason to complain.
10 hours later 11165708 Anonymous (17310558632993958807.jpg 396x800 62kB)
>tfw blonde hair blue eyed master race
>tfw called a nazi by everyone
>tfw getting my body in shape so next time this year ill be able to go shirtless.
Anyone want a pic :)
pls rate
10 hours later 11165744 Anonymous
>>11159666
>Is it even possible for a blonde-haired, blue-eyed male to get laid in America (without buying a prostitute)
Maybe if get get fucked in the ass
10 hours later 11165749 Anonymous
Just forget america, travel abroad. There's places in the world where lighter features are the most desirable, they'll actually pay you for them.
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