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2014-03-20 04:40 11028551 Anonymous (1389268970368.png 310x320 115kB)
>ordering a meal >bill is $10.23 >have a 20 and two singles >hand cashier the twenty and a one so change is easy >she gets mad at me making it complicated Why are normalfags so fucking stupid?

2 min later 11028566 Anonymous
I grew up in a small town where everyone always tried to make it easy for the cashier by doing shit like that, so I grew up thinking it was normal. Then I moved to a big city and people look at me like I'm some kind of freak for trying to do that.

4 min later 11028591 Anonymous
The twist here is that OP is talking about fast food. Normalfags don't work at fast food, and OP is a giant retard for eating it. Nice cartoon, nice thread you angry fag. The end.

6 min later 11028610 Anonymous
>>11028551 Mate, as a cashier, I appreciate it when someone does that. Really helps out, instead of shelling out tons of change I can give them a tenner and a little change and be done with it.

7 min later 11028622 Anonymous
>tfw always pay in exact change >tfw paying in dollar coins and confusing normies

11 min later 11028659 Anonymous
>>11028622 Why do you even have dollar coins?

12 min later 11028675 Anonymous
>>11028591 Cool assumptions brah

13 min later 11028682 Anonymous
>>11028659 My college has a change machine but it only gives you dollar coins as change.

14 min later 11028692 Anonymous
The cash register already makes it easy. What you did was unnecessary and kind of retarded.

18 min later 11028731 Anonymous
>>11028692 I get a ten dollar bill back instead of a five and four singles. It's easier for everyone. I don't want hundreds of singles in my wallet if I'm not going to a strip club

24 min later 11028788 Anonymous
>>11028692 >anon doesn't want more bills than he needs >gives $21 to get a 10 and change back instead of a 5, four 1s, and change It's not about the calculation. It's about not wanting more change.

27 min later 11028815 Anonymous
What the fuck op are you a retard? 20 dollars is more than 10.23. Handing the cashier an extra dollar is pure autism. If I was the cashier, I'd hand the dollar back immediately and give you a disgusted look. God damn, how stupid can you be? How often do you even go out? Jesus Christ.

28 min later 11028830 Anonymous
>>11028815 Normalfaggotry: the post. Seriously can any of you into math?

37 min later 11028904 Anonymous
>>11028815 If he gives an extra dollar, making it $21, he gets $10.77 back. Assuming the cashier has 10's in the drawer, he will get only one bill back. If he handed the cashier $20, he would get $9.77 back. Doing it this way at the very least he will get 5 individual bills back. One way guarantees at least 5 bills, and the other gives the chance to only have one bill returned. I was a cashier for awhile and some people would get pretty mad if they did this and i didn't have any 10's. Then they get their original dollar back along with a 5 and 4 singles. One guy even complained to my manager over it. its usually older people who do this as well.

38 min later 11028915 Anonymous (EDUCATE.png 630x1324 32kB)
>>11028815 You're an idiot. Kill yourself.

40 min later 11028938 MJ Mage (1382728184080.jpg 437x437 63kB)
>>11028915 I like that you took the time to diagram this

40 min later 11028940 KingHarold
>>11028915 >You're Hahahaha your an idiot. It's "your" not "you're".

40 min later 11028941 Anonymous
>>11028915 No you are a retard. What kind of person would give back 2 dimes and a nickle instead of a quarter? You disgust me.

41 min later 11028954 Anonymous
>>11028940 Irony and the shitpost = still the shitpost.

42 min later 11028956 Anonymous (1377133399503.png 775x591 26kB)
>ITT: being able to do simple arithmetic is now "autistic"/"autism" We're living in the last ages of Babylon

42 min later 11028959 Anonymous
>>11028941 B-but I wanted to show all the coins.

42 min later 11028962 Anonymous
>>11028830 >>11028904 >>11028915 >r9k: still autistic

45 min later 11028995 Anonymous
>>11028915 I'm the dude you diagramed this for By doing this you're proving my point that anyone who does this is autistic

46 min later 11029002 Anonymous
>>11028956 Who the fuck needs to do simple math anymore? I have a calculator built into my phone if I ever need to do math

47 min later 11029003 Anonymous
>>11028815 Nice troll d00d

48 min later 11029015 Anonymous
>>11029002 >I can't count so why should anyone else You're pathetic.

49 min later 11029030 Anonymous
We should get rid of pennies and nickles. They cost too much to make for what they are worth. It costs more than 1 cent to make a penny and costs more than 5 cents to make a nickle. Round everything to the nearest 10 cents. So in the OP's example instead of being $10.23 it would be $10.20. It would make things simpler and would save us hundreds of millions of dollars.

51 min later 11029060 Anonymous
>>11029015 I can count, it's just why bother when technology can do everything for us?

53 min later 11029077 Anonymous
It may be logical to you, but you are not working with money daily where people give you too much by accident. For every time somebody handed me extra money so it would return them a note instead of change, there were 10 other times where somebody just gave me too much money by accident and it wouldn't have made the transaction easier. So you need to specify what you are doing.

53 min later 11029078 Anonymous
>$4.79 >hand her a $5 and 4 pennies >"No, I said four-seventy-NINE." >"I realize that, you retarded piece of shit. Why don't you punch $5.04 into the register and watch the magic." is what i should have said

53 min later 11029079 Anonymous
>>11029060 To keep your mind from dulling. Over reliance on technology is potentially dangerous.

1 hours later 11029139 Anonymous
>>11029078 >Why don't you punch $5.04 into the register and watch the magic. lost my shit this is what I mean; people can't even count backwards nowadays

1 hours later 11029165 Anonymous
>>11029078 Holy autism batman >>11029079 Dangerous in what way? Are you one of these end of the world faggots who thinks we're gonna be without technology one day?

1 hours later 11029193 Anonymous
>buy something for $11.25 >give 20 and two singles >get back three quarters and 10 dollar bills

1 hours later 11029244 Anonymous
>>11029030 >implying it won't be 25 and the government takes the 2 cents for a "rounding tax"

1 hours later 11029256 Anonymous
This is why I always give the change. No problems.

1 hours later 11029257 Anonymous
>>11029078 My dad is super autistic to the point where he always carries around exactly four pennies.

1 hours later 11029258 MJ Mage
>>11029030 Because quarters would go obsolete too then dumb fuck

1 hours later 11029264 Anonymous
>>11029244 >>implying it won't be 25 and the government takes the 2 cents for a "rounding tax" >get rid of pennies and nickles >rounds to 25 >get rid of nickles >25 congratulations you win the retarded normalfag award.

1 hours later 11029274 Anonymous
>>11029264 what is a quarter, fucktard?

1 hours later 11029276 Anonymous
>>11029258 Of course they would be. You would only have dimes and a 50 cent piece. I forgot when im talking to retards i have to spell things out. I just assumed you would be able to figure that out on your own.

1 hours later 11029295 MJ Mage
>>11029276 Uh... clearly I did figure that out. Why thefuck would we get rid of quarters though? Sounds dumb as hell

1 hours later 11029311 Anonymous
OP you are the normalfag

1 hours later 11029330 Anonymous
This thread is proof r9k can argue about anything

1 hours later 11029331 Anonymous
>tfw I always pay in $2 bills to make cashiers upset because there isn't a drawer for $2 bills Guess what bitch, you better find somewhere to stow that wad of twos I just shelled out.

1 hours later 11029350 Anonymous (1395284299048.jpg 600x600 347kB)
>>11028622 >pay with uncommon currency like a 2 dollar bill or gold dollar coin >laugh as the human scum at the register gets confused and resorts to accusing me of counterfeit My favorite pastime.

1 hours later 11029367 Anonymous (abooga.jpg 240x300 18kB)
>>11028815 >>11028962 >>11028995 >>11029165 >le autism meme xD Sure is fun to spew medical terms.

1 hours later 11029376 Anonymous
>bill is $4.02 >give $14.05 >"you only need to give the $4.05 sir" maybe i want a ten in change and not a bunch of ones idot lol

1 hours later 11029418 Anonymous
>>11029276 >Trying to cover face by pushing the blame. There is no reason to remove the quarter. Rounding to the nearest 10 might save the government money on making money but companies would lose out of millions. 2-4 cents adds up quickly when you're doing 10,000+ transactions a day. The only option would be to change the value on every product so that it adds up to a factor of 10 every time, with tax.

1 hours later 11029426 Anonymous
>>11029331 Haha you evil son of a bitch I need to do that now

1 hours later 11029438 Anonymous
>in line at the bank >stupid housewife at the teller taking forever >shes trying to make small talk with him >finally he gets her to say what she wants >"i'd like to withdraw $100 in six tens, six fives, and ten singles." >start laughing >can't take it >YEAH GIVE THIS BITCH SOME SINGLES, DON'T FORGET HER QUINTUPLES AND DECUPLES TOO >thrown roughly from premises

1 hours later 11029454 Anonymous (1379791342500.gif 200x200 805kB)
>>11029438 >>YEAH GIVE THIS BITCH SOME SINGLES, DON'T FORGET HER QUINTUPLES AND DECUPLES TOO >>thrown roughly from premises I thoroughly lost my shit

1 hours later 11029468 Anonymous
>>11029350 >tfw inari is over >tfw this season is almost over I hope next season isn't shit.

1 hours later 11029479 Anonymous
>>11029454 >saving gifs of celebrities laughing >posting them in response to some sad sack's attempt at humor >said sad sack lives the simulated experience that he made al pacino laugh you're making the world a better place little by little anon

1 hours later 11029589 Anonymous
>>11029479 You just ruined reaction images for me. I hope you feel proud taking away one of the few things that made my sad life worth living.

2 hours later 11029601 Anonymous
>>11029589 i just looked at what i said and it sounded sarcastic that was unintentional. i was the sad sack and imagining that i made al pacino laugh with my stupid bullshit made me feel better don't let it ruin everything for you!

2 hours later 11029713 Anonymous
>>11029601 Wow, normally I have trouble recognizing sarcasm in the written word but I thought it was obvious this time. Your post was unintentionally very depressing for me. I think I'm gonna play the vidya to cheer up. No real harm done, It was me who read to much negativity into it.

2 hours later 11029743 Anonymous (1394408015503.gif 320x180 1859kB)
>>11029479 >>11029589 >>11029713 What's wrong about saving gifs of celebrities laughing? cheer up, guys

2 hours later 11029795 Anonymous
>>11029713 my fault, i was trying to be sincere but the way i said it definitely sounded sarcastic partially because it was a silly thing to say. >>11029743 nothing is wrong, i think it's a nice thing to do for someone even if that's not the direct intent.

2 hours later 11029798 Anonymous
>>11029030 Here in canadaland we no longer have pennies. It cost 1.6 cents to make each penny due to copper cost, and really nobody liked them anyways.

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