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2014-03-18 06:06 11005197 Anonymous (futurama_secret-9k.jpg 470x330 40kB)
Tell us your secret. I'll go first. >meet edgy older woman >we meet at her apartment after work to fuck several times. >I begin to fall in love with her >she only wants a fuckbuddy >she asks me if I have ever has sex with more than one person >she suggests we do a 3-way with a friend >go to her place when told >friend is another guy >get naked on bed >I can't get into it and leave >she calls my cell and begs me to come back >I go back >get naked on bed again >she sucks me hard and we fuck with this guy watching >I can't cum >she kisses me while guy sucks me >I try to fuck her again, doggy this time >guy tries to fuck me in the ass [well lubed condom] >I take him inside me >I let her suck me and I cum >I leave >she never calls/returns my calls I had a 3-way with an older woman and got fucked in the ass; that is my secret. I am ashamed of what I have done.

2 min later 11005211 Anonymous
How the fuck do some people have such crazy sex lives? Where do i find crazy sluts like that? I'd be down with any sick depraved shit.

8 min later 11005250 Anonymous (1394311518964.png 450x460 11kB)
>going to a concert with an old friend >people everywhere so I'm already on the verge of losing it mentally >at the pat-down station >pat-down guy looks at me >"Would you mind stepping into the ladies' line?" >I can feel the weight of the universe crushing my soul >get embarrassed and laugh, blurting out "I-I'M NOT A MAN." >most awkward silence of my life >barely manage to stutter out "I-I mean I am a man..." just kill me

20 min later 11005334 Anonymous
How in the fuck is that 'edgy' OP? She's an older, horny woman who had a fuckbudy and got to experience a threesome. .How about you learn what words mean instead of using the coolest buzzword /v/ taught you?

23 min later 11005355 Anonymous
>>11005334 It was a word she uses to describe herself. Please go fuck yourself.

23 min later 11005359 Anonymous
i play gameboyadvance roms and shit post on 4chan at work. im alone 90% here.

35 min later 11005442 Anonymous
>be at christmas party with friends >we are all kinda drunk >we play the dare game >we get all naked >one of the girls dares a guy to rub his dick on my ass >i get on doggy style and have him rub it >feels ok >another girl dares me to stroke a cock in front of my face >drunk me says fuck it who cares >before I know it the guy sticks his dick inside my ass and the other starts mouth fucking me >one of the girls starts making out with the guy mouth fucking me >the other girl gets below me and starts jerking me off We woke up really ashamed and didnt talk for weeks we couldnt even look into each other eyes. Since then I have never touched alcohol again

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