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2014-03-18 05:23 11004909 Anonymous (feel.png 645x773 5kB)
>tfw just shat my pants

3 min later 11004936 Anonymous
Anyone have the timestamped pic of the Anon who shat in a black sack? Piss bottles are welcome as well.

8 min later 11004960 Anonymous
>tfw so much ass hair my shit gets mushed up in it all and I'd have to shower to clean it off >haven't showered in 4 months >or changed underwear

10 min later 11004966 Rhoop
>>11004909 but did you enjoy it?

10 min later 11004968 Anonymous
>>11004960 >>haven't showered in 4 months How do you smell? Can you provide a pic of your room?

13 min later 11004988 Anonymous (boner tiem.gif 150x100 28kB)
>mfw this is my fetish bloxbloxblox

16 min later 11005014 Anonymous (1392078625112.jpg 424x394 56kB)
>>11004968 I don't know what I smell like exactly because my sense of scent has adapted to it I guess. Even so the fact that I can smell SOMETHING probably means it smells putrid as fuck. I'd provide a pic but room inspection was carried out recently so I had to clean it up and air it out for a week before-hand to make sure they didn't throw me out, already had my first warning from the first inspection. >tfw brown/yellow stain seeping into my bedsheets

18 min later 11005030 Anonymous
>>11005014 >room inspection Where are you at? Given you have to walk outside to get groceries and stuff, how do people in the store react?

23 min later 11005057 Anonymous
>>11005030 Uni residence. I sneak into the store when it opens early to grab food to stockpile in my room so I don't have to go into the kitchens. Self-serve machines are a godsend but this one time a girl was at the machine next to me and I'm pretty sure she wrinkled her nose and edged away from me while speeding up her product scanning.

24 min later 11005065 Anonymous
>>11005057 Don't you have to attend classes? What do you do all day?

31 min later 11005126 Anonymous
>>11004936 Samefag here, bumping for this.

4 hours later 11007416 Anonymous
>>11004909 Now that's a shitty feel.

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