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2014-03-18 04:19 11004495 Anonymous (1394524979676.png 630x700 162kB)
>girl sips on one beer >"I'm so wasted guys!" >fucks everyone at the party (except me) >gets her butthole fingered by jocks >claims to forget everything the next day I guess this is college in a nutshell?

2 min later 11004509 Anonymous
>>11004495 get used to it anon try not to lose all your faith in humanity

4 min later 11004529 Anonymous
Just seduce a qt jock and suck his dick bro.

5 min later 11004539 Anonymous
>>11004495 >fucks everyone at the party (except me) >gets her butthole fingered by jocks The separation of these two sentences intrigues me for some reason. I guess the fucking occurred in a secluded area while the fingering occurred in sight? it was also said that the fingering was carried out by Jocks while fucking was with everyone, does this imply more people fucked then fingered? That is weird IMO.

7 min later 11004551 Anonymous
>>11004539 Yeah for some reason by the end of the night she was out back on a hammock and two jocks asked if they could finger her butthole and they did with a large audience I was pretty drunk so I licked one of their fingers after

9 min later 11004574 Anonymous
>>11004551 I would claim that she is a 1/100 girl though, to be that "sexually liberated"(promiscuous).

10 min later 11004583 Anonymous
>sit on your hand until it goes numb >finger your own asshole You dont need to be girl to have fun.

12 min later 11004590 Anonymous
Every woman does this. If you ever meet a woman who claims to be "just a social drinker", you know this is the kind of shit she doesn.

14 min later 11004609 Anonymous (spaghetti.jpg 456x684 279kB)
>>11004551 >I was pretty drunk so I licked one of their fingers after

15 min later 11004617 Anonymous
Wait what? Over here not being able to handle booze is frowned upon. It's mostly the other way around; people are drunk as fuck but refuse to acknowledge it because they don't wanna seem like they can't handle alcohol.

17 min later 11004631 Anonymous
>>11004617 With 'over here' do you mean being a teenager?

18 min later 11004636 Anonymous
>>11004617 In the US, women claim to be drunk so that they can do the dumb, slutty shit that they always fantasize about, but they can claim "haha i was drunk I didn't know what I was doing hahahahaha. [:" Then if they regret it, they can claim rape.

18 min later 11004641 Anonymous
>>11004617 It's different to men and women. Guys are supposed to handle their booze, especially beer. It's implied that even while they're sober, they could fuck. As for girls, it's implied that they won't put out until they're blitzed, so when a girl is shouting about how drunk she is, usually it means she's ready to "cut loose," which, depending on how much she's actually had, means fucking and asshole fingering, apparently.

20 min later 11004655 Anonymous
>>11004609 Say what you want but now I can safely say I munched a hot girl's ass. Didn't have a real taste, was just kind of bland

21 min later 11004662 Anonymous
>>11004636 Yep. That is why you hear grill saying " I am soooo drunk rite now haha"

22 min later 11004668 Anonymous
>>11004655 No, no you can't. You were sober enough to remember sucking sucking the remnant asshole taste off Chad's fingers. I can't think of a better metaphor for cleaning up alpha scraps

23 min later 11004673 Anonymous
>>11004668 It was in her ass less then two seconds after it was in my mouth. In fact maybe it was my finger that fingered her butthole, I was drunk so I can't really remember

23 min later 11004678 Anonymous
>>11004631 I'm in uni. >>11004641 Both genders are expected to be able to handle a good amount of alcohol, though people are a bit more forgiving towards women.

29 min later 11004706 Anonymous
>>11004673 >THAT FUCKING SLUT CLAIMS SHE DOESNT REMEMBER FUCKEN HO >Lol neither do I to be honest >lying whore! That plus the finger licking just makes you gross and as bad as anyone you are crytizising Ps you didnt munch anyones butthole, not that that would get you any points

30 min later 11004715 Anonymous
>>11004673 Let's not play games. You grabbed Chad's hand and shoved his big, stinky fingers into your maw in the hopes that maybe you'd have a glimpse at what spoils he gets every night. I wouldn't be surprised if you through in a little tongue work to try and get him to let you suck him off

30 min later 11004719 Anonymous
>>11004706 All I'm saying is there was tons of alcohol that night, and though we didnt fuck if I did eat out her ass or she blew me or whatever, I wouldn't remember it

40 min later 11004773 Anonymous
Why don't girls just get actually drunk so they can have a real excuse for their whoring ways?

41 min later 11004786 Anonymous
>>11004662 That is the sloots mating call.

42 min later 11004788 Anonymous
>>11004636 >Then if they regret it, they can claim rape flawless plan

44 min later 11004796 Anonymous (1394241840639.png 330x308 186kB)
>grill sips one beer >acts like a fool because she's "sooooo druunkkk xD" >suddenly turns 'sober' when her mom calls her

45 min later 11004805 Anonymous
>>11004796 Is this based on a real incident? What did her mom want?

50 min later 11004829 Anonymous
>>11004773 >implying girls don't get actually drunk gg

54 min later 11004860 Anonymous (73.png 631x478 353kB)
>college party >stand alone in the corner "observing" >watch as my old classmate grill (who I have known since high school) gets *drunk* >she's making out with some dudes >they pour drinks over her cleavage and lick it off >lot's of groping action >even see her nipple slip >mfw she has a boyfriend (who's not in that party btw.) >mfw I used to respect her >mfw I used to have a crush on her I can't believe what a whore she is. Yeah I understand parties can get kinda wild, but one should really know where to stop when one is dating somebody. If I was her bf I would've leaved her right on that spot and never talk to her again. Unbelievable, I used to think her as qt grill, but not anymore. really nice nipple though, I still masturbate to her pics every now and then

55 min later 11004862 Anonymous
>>11004495 So... why didn't you fuck her? Oh yeah sometimes I forget where I am

56 min later 11004868 Anonymous (19929023.gif 500x377 832kB)
>listening and caring about stacy mcthundercunt

57 min later 11004873 Anonymous
>>11004860 why didnt you tell her boyfriend itd be fun to watch

57 min later 11004876 Anonymous (ever_woman_ever.jpg 900x281 218kB)
>>11004860 Siggitghty scooby do

58 min later 11004878 Anonymous
>drunk friend comes up to me at party >hugs me >"anon I like you...but just as a friend okay" Did she want to fuck?

1 hours later 11004896 Anonymous
>>11004873 Oh I did tell her boyfriend, but he's such a weenie he didn't do anything about it. I even confronted one of the dudes who licked her, but all I got was >yeah well, dude, like, umm, dude, like, uhh, you know, umm, uh...

1 hours later 11004897 Anonymous
>>11004862 I probably did I just don't remember. It's hard to keep track of a lot of pussy sometimes

1 hours later 11004910 Anonymous
>>11004896 Why didn't you slip in and rescue her?

1 hours later 11004927 Anonymous
>>11004878 No, you got super friendzoned. She realized that she might be getting drunk, knew that you might have feelings for her, so she wanted to stop you right then and there before you tried to flirt with her as she's drunk.

1 hours later 11004932 Anonymous
>>11004910 >rescue her It's not like she was being raped, she's the one who suggested all that to those guys. Also I didn't feel like going between them because I was too excited to see my first female breast. It was a mix of lust and rage. I did text her boyfriend immediately.

1 hours later 11004937 Anonymous
>>11004495 >>11004655 >>11004673 >>11004719 >>11004897 OP stop lying. You're full of shit. >>11003573

1 hours later 11004939 Anonymous (1388108575698.png 240x244 105kB)
Holy shit OP you're fucking retarded, but good job for giving me a chuckle m8.

1 hours later 11004951 Anonymous
>>11004655 should have let those jocks pile drive you

1 hours later 11004959 Anonymous
>>11004878 She might have. I once had a girl that I was "just friends with" tell me, "I just want you to know, I don't like you" right as she started making out with me. We fucked right after, but never again.

1 hours later 11004962 Anonymous
>>11004932 By rescue I of course meant sweep in and take her for yourself. You were alpha enough to confront those guys afterwards.

1 hours later 11004967 Anonymous
>>11004878 OBVIOUSLY WAS JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET AND WANTED THE D

1 hours later 11005008 Anonymous
>>11004673 Damn dude, how fucking beta can you get? hint: you're at the lowest poiny

1 hours later 11005032 Anonymous
>>11004962 It wasn't the first time I saw her drunk. I saw her drunk earlier on another party, but she wasn't licking anybody then. Her obnoxious "omg soo drunk xD" behavior really turned me off and the last party was the final nail in the coffin.

1 hours later 11005080 Anonymous (image.jpg 680x494 103kB)
>>11005032 That doesn't answer my question blox

1 hours later 11005119 Anonymous
>>11005080 Well if she didn't have a bf I would bang her.

1 hours later 11005141 Anonymous (fghfgh345f.jpg 498x352 53kB)
>girls who fuck everyone but me >they fuck all different types of guys, but me >would maybe consider friendzoning me, nothing more >tfw

1 hours later 11005152 Anonymous
>>11005119 She obviously didn't care because she was fucking strangers instead. She should've atleast fucked the guy she's known since High School.

1 hours later 11005163 Anonymous
>tfw I can't get drunk No matter what and no matter how much I drink. Like, if I down like a litter of vodka or whiskey, only my stomach starts to hurt, I don't feel any different.

1 hours later 11005166 54m50n
really depends on one's tolerance. because of my various medical issues, I don't drink much/alcohol affects me more than it should, so one beer can actually get me quite drunk

1 hours later 11005192 Anonymous (image.jpg 500x333 87kB)
>>11004495 >be 3 years ago >first day of college in the dorms >girl wearing just her bra and panties comes down to the communal laundry >lol enjoy not being raped College is full of sluts

1 hours later 11005208 Anonymous
>tfw the one beer and so wasted people I hate fuckers like that, it's the only guilt free scapegoat they have to act like sluts/douchebags

1 hours later 11005221 Anonymous
One beer is a bit ridiculous, but I've gotten drunk off a can of sangria before (about 375 mL) because I'm a lightweight.

1 hours later 11005234 Anonymous
Is OP the most beta dude in the history of the world here? He's pissy because he didn't get any fucking play and then sucked a dude's shitty finger from this whore's asshole LOL OP you are fucking pathetic and you deserve what you get faggot

1 hours later 11005240 Anonymous (1392588762305.jpg 500x461 137kB)
>>11005234 Oh yeah, forgot my pic

1 hours later 11005251 Anonymous
>try to show a set in R^2 is open >i can't >try for three days >i can't >feel stupid >don't talk with anyone else so i don't know what the fuck they're doing >still trying >i can't >i can't >ask for help in 4chan >get answer college in a nutshell for me

2 hours later 11005282 Anonymous
>going to a party That's where you fucked up. Parties are nothing but drama, but everybody just pretends they're fun. The only people that have fun at parties are those that literally care not an ounce for tomorrow.

2 hours later 11005305 Anonymous
no not at all stop falling asleep to American pie marathons

2 hours later 11005315 Anonymous (dogfishwws.jpg 590x800 143kB)
>>11004495 Is it at least okay if I get drunk off of one World Wide Stout?

2 hours later 11005321 Anonymous
>>11005282 im glad im not this paranoid. you are fucked how do you ever have fun? i can not think ew ew ew when i read that post.

2 hours later 11005322 Anonymous
>>11005251 ...just check R^n \ that set is closed? God you're stupid

2 hours later 11005390 Anonymous
>>11005322 i knew i could do that, but i was having trouble showing that the complement was closed. i do know i'm stupid i don't care anymore.

2 hours later 11005404 Anonymous
I can believe it. University is full of actual degenerates, and I don't use that word lightly. These fucking rats are going to be running the world one day, and they're going to be among us. They probably already are. Thread music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ7 pgElCPXE

2 hours later 11005450 Anonymous
and no one had their camera? What do you think they're for? It's to make sure the "I forgot everything" bullshit doesn't work anymore.

2 hours later 11005492 Anonymous
I'm 25 now, so I've had some very drunken nights under my belt. But I can say I've never had a night that I couldn't remember what happened. I can't take people seriously that say they can't remember obvious things. Seems more like an attention thing.

2 hours later 11005515 Anonymous
>>11005321 I hang out with my friends without using one type of drug or another to make our interactions more random.

2 hours later 11005572 Anonymous
I am as full of disdain for all the robots here who wanted to get in on the action as those who actually did. You are the people who enable such a culture.

2 hours later 11005652 Anonymous
>>11005492 >it's never happened to me so it must be fake Literally lacking theory of mind.

5 hours later 11006988 Anonymous
>>11004495 >what is a roofie thats rape yo

5 hours later 11007025 Anonymous
>>11005652 Theory of mind is for autists. Real mesbians treat other human beings as automatas.

5 hours later 11007082 Anonymous (1389729741491.jpg 200x186 4kB)
>at best friends house for christmas >his cousin (9/10 in looks) has had maybe 2 drinks before noon >starts behaving like a total bitch >like to everyone, especially her parents >next day >i was so drunk yesterday i don't even remember it's such a shitty get out of jail free excuse i've been so fucking cooked on rum that i was drunk the day after as well, and i still remember everything i did

5 hours later 11007270 Anonymous (3985.gif 500x281 310kB)
But the REAL issue here is that the drunk slut didn't fuck you. That's why you're actually mad, opie :^) >will college be all about my future exclusion from social situations that prevent me from getting laid? Yes, not that the educational and career aspects were ever that important anyway....

5 hours later 11007361 Anonymous
>>11004551 >I was pretty drunk so I licked one of their fingers after >Not rimming her

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