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2014-03-18 03:30 11004200 Anonymous (image.jpg 200x255 15kB)
>kid takes my seat on the bus >2.1 days later he breaks his leg

7 min later 11004232 Anonymous (1340302764413.jpg 250x236 33kB)
>borrows $20 with the intention of never paying it back >he has a really bad lsd trip and breaks his thumbs

13 min later 11004269 Anonymous (1390363072238.gif 428x769 2045kB)
>holds my game disc with his filthy thumb clamped on the readable surface >3.14 days later punctures his lung with ribcage by getting out of bed incorrectly

15 min later 11004279 Anonymous (1373751315026.jpg 252x224 11kB)
>little sister wont leave me alone >buy some condoms >stretch them out and make some fake cum >tie them up and throw them in her garbage bin >tell parents to come look >shes grounded for three months and have to break up with her boyfriend >two months later they remove the grounding >she gets back together with her bf >buy a positive pregnancy test online >do the same as with the condoms >shes grounded 'for life' and as to go to therapy

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