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2014-03-18 03:30 11004200 Anonymous (image.jpg 200x255 15kB)
>kid takes my seat on the bus
>2.1 days later he breaks his leg
7 min later 11004232 Anonymous (1340302764413.jpg 250x236 33kB)
>borrows $20 with the intention of never paying it back
>he has a really bad lsd trip and breaks his thumbs
13 min later 11004269 Anonymous (1390363072238.gif 428x769 2045kB)
>holds my game disc with his filthy thumb clamped on the readable surface
>3.14 days later punctures his lung with ribcage by getting out of bed incorrectly
15 min later 11004279 Anonymous (1373751315026.jpg 252x224 11kB)
>little sister wont leave me alone
>buy some condoms
>stretch them out and make some fake cum
>tie them up and throw them in her garbage bin
>tell parents to come look
>shes grounded for three months and have to break up with her boyfriend
>two months later they remove the grounding
>she gets back together with her bf
>buy a positive pregnancy test online
>do the same as with the condoms
>shes grounded 'for life' and as to go to therapy
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