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2014-03-18 01:06 11003398 Anonymous (keithadams11.jpg 1005x613 124kB)
Let's have a moment for brother Keith, fellow robots. In his youth he strayed from the path to wizarddom, but he's been celibate for 18 years and I think he's ready to be accepted once again. It has been a long and difficult journey for Keith.

1 min later 11003406 Anonymous (keithadams1.jpg 632x839 122kB)
Keith's normalfag roommates have attempted to taint the sanctity of his wizard cave, but Keith resists temptation and seeks support from his friends.

2 min later 11003409 Anonymous (keithadams2.jpg 516x198 36kB)
Brother Keith offering some valuable insight on the female species.

3 min later 11003419 Anonymous (keithadams3.jpg 511x143 14kB)
Maybe you should've thought about that before you had sex, Keith.

4 min later 11003422 Anonymous (keithadams4.jpg 514x173 26kB)
Brother Keith in a moment of weakness. Stay strong, Keith.

5 min later 11003429 Anonymous (keithadams5.jpg 514x168 17kB)
right on nigga

6 min later 11003434 Anonymous (keithadams6.jpg 512x1688 334kB)
Some crippled normalfag called Jeff Storms tries to give Keith shitty advice because he's jealous that Keith is training to become a mage.

6 min later 11003436 Anonymous (keithadams7.jpg 511x201 29kB)
but keith you were doing so well

8 min later 11003444 Anonymous (keithadams8.jpg 510x155 23kB)
Like any good wizard, Keith listens to metal.

9 min later 11003450 Anonymous (keithadams9.jpg 522x475 60kB)
Keith contributes to society all day long and the government has the nerve not to pay him on time.

10 min later 11003454 Anonymous (1394108847041.png 290x291 37kB)
Holy fuck, OP I think this guy has trancended your average robot Just wow

11 min later 11003457 Anonymous (keithadams10.jpg 327x364 61kB)
Instead of using Facebook for dumb normalfag shit like planning things or keeping in touch with friends Keith uses it to curate his pornographic Velma fan art. that's the last of my Keith screencaps

12 min later 11003466 Anonymous
>>11003454 Me again This is ridiculous enough for me to believe that it's made up He fits the tumblr niceguyTM mold too well Either way, absolutely disgusting

15 min later 11003481 Anonymous
>>11003457 Right here. This is where I cringed.

15 min later 11003482 Anonymous
>>11003466 go look him up he's a born-again christian, apparently, and honestly most of his posts don't seem very "nice guy" at all aside from that dark prince one

15 min later 11003485 Anonymous
>>11003457 At least he has good taste in cartoon bitches.

19 min later 11003506 Anonymous
>>11003482 >all I want from a female is sex >why doesn't anyone want a respectful guy like me? Come on this fits the stereotype too well.

21 min later 11003511 Anonymous
Is he really 18? He looks about 30.

21 min later 11003514 Rhoop
>>11003409 >Therefore I suffer alone in Insufferable emotional pain Does he even read what he writes?

22 min later 11003520 Anonymous
>>11003506 The stereotypes exist for a reason. Most of that crazy feminist tumbler stuff is shit but this was exists. Its not even Super uncommon.

22 min later 11003526 Anonymous
>>11003506 to be fair to keith those two statuses were pretty far apart

23 min later 11003528 Anonymous
>>11003511 no he's old as fuck but he hasn't had sex in 18 years he isn't technically a virgin, but i think it's safe to say that his virginity has grown back since he lost it

24 min later 11003535 Anonymous
>>11003450 >>11003457 Indirectly threatens to kill people and has a taste for rape. Report him now OP, while you still can.

28 min later 11003547 Anonymous
>>11003511 30? He has the wrinkles of a 50 year old

30 min later 11003554 Anonymous
This guy is his own worse enemy, posting stuff like this for everyone to see makes him look creepy as hell.

30 min later 11003555 Anonymous
>>11003398 Jesus. He reminds me of an English peasant or something. Meldrick would be his name.

30 min later 11003559 Anonymous
>>11003511 Of course not. He's 40.

33 min later 11003573 Anonymous (jacobjackson.png 2279x1954 1839kB)
another classic shag us ;)

34 min later 11003576 Anonymous
He kind of looks like a Frey. Keith Frey.

41 min later 11003610 Anonymous
>>11003573 That guy is alpha as fuck. Fake it till you make it!

1 hours later 11003997 Anonymous
>>11003419 >that picture >that comment >my sides

1 hours later 11004044 Anonymous
>>11003573 >All of those statuses (stati?) that were 'accidentally' posted Fuck, I'm cringing so much here.

2 hours later 11004114 Anonymous
Poor guy. Sounds like people betrayed him. You don't just turn out like that by yourself even after loosing the KV card. Would listen to Katatonia with.

2 hours later 11004203 Anonymous
>>11003547 Not getting laid has severe mental and physical effects, try being constantly stressed out for decades and see how well you age

4 hours later 11004984 Anonymous
>>11003573 >Those spongebob underwear This has to be ironic

4 hours later 11005007 Anonymous
>>11003434 Jeff pls go blox

4 hours later 11005019 Anonymous
>>11003398 He's as normy as norman bates. He's obviously trying really hard to look like a loser. A wizard does not have to try, he simply does

5 hours later 11005213 Anonymous
>>11003434 Oh shit man. Maybe if he just let a dude fuck him he'd have some testosterone in him at least...

6 hours later 11006017 Anonymous
>>11003444 >>11003436 >four days apart lmao What happened in between to piss him off so much?

7 hours later 11006422 Anonymous
>>11003555 I love this board sometime

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