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2014-03-18 12:55 11003340 Anonymous (1470269_10153644312575455_1461373087_n.jpg 490x772 33kB)
>tfw 5 inch dick even though its average most woman expect more

2 min later 11003359 Anonymous
Yeah, like 3 inches more at a minimum.

9 min later 11003387 Anonymous
>Implying girls can measure anything accurately. If you tell them it's 6.5 do you think they'll question you or something? Grills don't have great spatial awareness, why do you think they have to sit down to pee?

10 min later 11003391 Anonymous
>>11003340 >tfw 6 inch dick >you will never live up to the stereotype of having a massive penis feels bad man

12 min later 11003401 Rhoop
>>11003391 You will still look bigger than average, and it'll be better than most. I'm 6.5 myself.

15 min later 11003425 Anonymous (1366707045223[2].jpg 601x601 62kB)
>>11003340 >even though its average most woman expect more Why do you care about what women expect? Give me a detailed and logical argument as to why you should give a single fuck about what women think of your dick.

24 min later 11003472 Anonymous
Pretty sure 6" is average. Are you asian?

1 hours later 11003652 Anonymous
>>11003472 i thought 4.5 to 6 was average

1 hours later 11003707 Anonymous
>>11003391 >6 inch dick >also mixed white/black It's good but I feel like I want to to just be one more inch bigger when it's inside a woman.

1 hours later 11003712 Anonymous
>>11003652 No, that's not how averages work. Most men have dicks between 4.5 - 7 inches, but 6 inches is the average.

1 hours later 11003722 Anonymous
That's why you go for younger, fresher females. Let the old ones wallow in their mistakes, they've earned it.

2 hours later 11004061 Cy-bro-g (Kamina_sunglasses.jpg 1010x573 296kB)
Since I've seen threads like this for years now, and they're really getting old-let me lay down some wisdom. -Are there women who will only care about the size of your penis, to the exclusion of all your other traits?--Sure, there are. -Are these women the kind of women you want to hand around?--Absolutely not! Most women won't care. Especially if you break the 5 inch line. And even if you don't, nature gave you hands and a tongue; use 'em. Another bit of wisdom-most women won't come from your penis anyway. If you learn to work her clit, you'll be fine. Hell, I've known women who can't orgasm at all. For women like that, and most women in general, a relationship is going to be more about how you treat her than how you dick her. Believe in yourselves, guys. You'll all make it. Any questions?

2 hours later 11004105 Anonymous
it's all about dat dere girth anon, you don't have a pencil dick, do you? pencil dick btw is anything less than 5'' girth

4 hours later 11005056 Anonymous
>>11004105 its 5 inches girth and a little over 5 in length

8 hours later 11006840 Anonymous
>>11003712 lol 6 is not the average its 4.5

8 hours later 11006893 Anonymous (Nanomachines.gif 399x225 2091kB)
>5.8 inch length >5 inch diameter Exceptionally average cut tho

8 hours later 11006904 Anonymous
>>11006893 >diameter What, shit, I mean circumference.

8 hours later 11006916 Anonymous
I'm like 7.2 and no girl is ever impressed they all expect 10 inch porn dicks

8 hours later 11006925 Anonymous
>>11006893 >5 inch diameter Mother of god.

8 hours later 11006942 Anonymous
>>11006925 Visually like a cheese-wheel.

8 hours later 11006987 Anonymous
>>11006942 That shit would split a horse in half.

8 hours later 11007003 Anonymous
>6 inches length >6 inches circumference How average am I?

8 hours later 11007005 Anonymous (my face after witnessing this occurance.gif 384x288 470kB)
>>11006987 >you will never split a horse in half

8 hours later 11007012 Anonymous
>>11007005 You could probably split a cat in half if it makes you feel any better.

8 hours later 11007027 Anonymous
>>11007012 >you'll never break 20 boards >you can tear a piece of paper if it makes you feel any better Thanks dad

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