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2014-03-03 08:18 10837678 Anonymous Normalfags, not even once (daria rage.gif 500x377 93kB)
God, I hate norm-forms. I hate the stupid boring things they talk about; I hate their stupid and unfunny sense of humour; I hate their false sense of morality and their self-righteousness. Why are they so unbearable, robots?

1 min later 10837688 Anonymous
Because we fuck bitches every friday while you fags are crying and getting mad at a imageboard

2 min later 10837705 Anonymous
Mindless chatter is a good time to communicate real intentions via body language.

7 min later 10837759 Anonymous (raegen.png 627x495 11kB)
>>10837678 I just want to see normalfags kicked out from our beloved Internet, which, for the most part, belonged to us until about 2011. The whole Net was - in large part - the abode of the basemen dwellers and perma-virgins and losers and freaks and robot-like people: sure, some normal people browsed it, but mostly stayed confined to pages like Wikipedia, a few on MySpace, and news-sites. Then 2011 came along, with Facebook growing ever so popular: and now we must suffer the presence of these normalfags, who not only trespass on what was/is ours, but appropriate it and take it for their own and pervert it.

9 min later 10837781 Anonymous
>Only things I talk about is not boring >Only my sense of humor is not stupid and funny >Only my morality and sense of self-righteousness is correct Yeah, this is what you sound like, OP. It's why normalfags hate you and wish you would stay isolated from the outside world in your basement.

10 min later 10837793 Anonymous
>>10837678 Shut up Daria

11 min later 10837806 Anonymous
>>10837759 Shut up you tasteless virgin. Go post your cartoons on /mlp/ or whatever you faggot. >>10837678 "robots" as in clumsy teenagers who want to improve on their beta shit? Or "robots" as in le epic frog spam i-want-to-kill-myself-because-no-gf

12 min later 10837808 Anonymous
>implying normalfaggots don't outnumber autismbasemenetNEETS on this board >>10837793 i can't hear it daria isn't a robot

12 min later 10837816 Anonymous
>>10837781 The only people I've ever found funny were those that weren't normalfags. Fuck off with your black jokes.

18 min later 10837890 Anonymous (wahh noblox.jpg 413x413 61kB)
>I hate the stupid boring things they talk about WAHHH ONLY THINGS I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IS FUN AND EXCITING! EVERYTHING ELSE IS BORING, AND YOU'RE HORRIBLE FOR THINKING THEY'RE NOT BORING! >hate their stupid and unfunny sense of humour WAHHH MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS THE ONLY THING THAT'S FUNNY! YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF IF YOU DON'T HAVE MY SENSE OF HUMOR SINCE WHAT YOU FIND FUNNY IS NOT REALLY FUNNY! >hate their false sense of morality and their self-righteousness. WAHHH WHAT I BELIEVE IS MORAL AND RIGHT IS THE ONLY CORRECT WAY! ANYONE WHO BELIEVES DIFFERENT DESERVES TO BE JUDGED BADLY!

20 min later 10837908 Anonymous
>>10837890 >wanting to forever and endlessly talk about football >>>/fit/

20 min later 10837919 Anonymous
I envy them. I only realise how shallow and selfis they are because I'm different. If I were one of them, not only would I be happy, I would also be oblivious about how disgusting humans are.

22 min later 10837942 Anonymous (Mxkev.gif 212x173 1893kB)
>tfw come to r9k >tfw get called normal >tfw I used to be an awkward virgin robot >tfw go out with a friend to one of his friend's houses >tfw I meet actual true pleb level normals >tfw they're playing call of duty on big screen TV >tfw they stop doing that and watch a tv channel that plays pleb pop music videos >tfw they say "lets go on youtube" >tfw they watch BadLipReading, Lonely Island videos and some shitty over-produced Game of Thrones rap >tfw know that if I showed them anything good that their tiny normal brains wouldn't be able to handle it and be awkward Nobody on r9k is a true pure normalfag.

22 min later 10837943 Anonymous
>>10837908 >football I'm glad to see that you have zero creativity when it comes to thinking of things to talk about especially since you can only list one thing that many people don't give a shit about.

24 min later 10837961 Anonymous
>>10837908 This is part of the reason why you guys can't get a girlfriend. You're boring and you can't think about anything else to talk about when they're trillions upon trillions of things to talk about. Yet, you focus on one sport that the majority don't give a flying fuck about.

27 min later 10837993 Anonymous
Bitter virgin alert lol. He gets really excited to talk about his 'anxiety' like a 12 year old girl but when people ignore him its everyone else's fault

27 min later 10838002 Anonymous
>>10837943 >>10837961 Hello, traveler from another dimension - can you tell us how you got here?

28 min later 10838008 Anonymous
>>10837890 LOL this guy again, how's your AC/DC cd going

33 min later 10838048 Anonymous
ITT: Elitism And that's why you guys are forever alone. Even you hate on each other for the same exact things you guys are.

34 min later 10838066 Anonymous
>>10837678 >I hate the stupid boring things they talk about; And what intelligent, witty conversation are we distracting you from? >whining about tfwnogf! >yet another cum on her face thread >bitching about how evil women are >discussing suicide methods >moping about how miserable you are Truly, you are the Shakespeares of our time >I hate their stupid and unfunny sense of humour; Tell me a joke, /r9k/. >I hate their false sense of morality and their self-righteousness. As opposed to your hatred of literally anything and everything that you desire but can't have? Seriously, what makes you think you're better than us? What gives you the ludicrous belief that you're interesting and worthwhile and the rest of humanity isn't?

35 min later 10838079 Anonymous (drawing.jpg 501x2717 389kB)
>>10837961 >You're boring and you can't think about anything else to talk about when they're trillions upon trillions of things to talk about. If you have shitty social skills and you're a nerd, you'll treat social interaction as an intellectual exercise. Then they try to THINK about shit to talk about, and the spaghetti flows from their pockets. Social skills shouldn't depend on thinking. Like drawing shouldn't depend on thinking. If people treat drawing as an intellectual process they end up drawing symbols for things instead of the shapes that they see, and ultimately the drawings they produce will be completely shit. Similarly with social interaction, if you treat it like an intellectual exercise it will turn out like complete shit.

41 min later 10838122 Anonymous
>>10838079 >excuses, excuses, and more excuses. Continue to wallow in self-pity when millions of your kind (including me) have learned to interact socially when we were social-retards who spilled spaghetti all the time. How's those excuses getting you so far? Oh yes, you're still socially awkward and still alone.

43 min later 10838136 sa
>>10838122 This faggot thinks that because he is on a roll he's above the betas, hahaha

49 min later 10838200 Widd
>>10837759 was earlier than that, 2007-2008 is when I remember the normie floodgate opening

52 min later 10838223 Anonymous
>>10838122 What the fuck are you talking about buddy? I'm not wallowing in self pity. Did you even read the post? I did learn social skills from being a completely awkward beta virgin, and the biggest thing that helped me do that was to stop treating it like an intellectual exercise. My post is intended to be helpful, as opposed to you just telling people that they're shit for not being able to think of anything to say to people. Don't put people down because they can't do something that you recently learned to do.

53 min later 10838229 Anonymous
>>10837816 are you dense? read his post lol

58 min later 10838275 Anonymous (What....png 400x381 285kB)
>>10838122 You derive your comfort in the fact that you're above the betas, and you wallow in your normalcy - in other words, you're a generic and mediocre individual who's only above the spaghetti-flowing virgins. Great job. You truly have something to be proud of.

1 hours later 10838347 The ShitBird of Paradise
>>10837942 Glad someone else gets it. I used to come here a lot, but got tired of people calling me a normalfag because I'm a 30 year old married man with a kid. But deep down, I'm still the socially awkward kid who had no friends and went unnoticed at school. Hell, I'm still that guy...I have no real friends other than my wife and people I've met on the internet.

1 hours later 10838377 Anonymous (1392853570549.gif 300x168 473kB)
>>10837688 I feel this way too and I'm married. Try again, sunshine.

1 hours later 10838398 Anonymous
>>10837890 This is the butthurt of all butthurt. It's beautiful.

1 hours later 10838401 Anonymous
>>10838275 >wallow in your normalcy >>implying this is a bad thing THIS JUST IN: 75% OF THE POPULATION RESIDES IN OR ABOVE THE BELL CURVE OF NORMALCY. MASSIVE BUTTHURT DETECTED IN THE BOTTOM 25%. MORE AT 11!

1 hours later 10838411 Anonymous
>>10838401 So what are you proud of, then, generic trash?

1 hours later 10838417 Anonymous (typical shit poster.jpg 816x476 85kB)
>>10838398 >gets told how stupid OP sounds >"lol butthurt"

1 hours later 10838427 Anonymous
>>10838411 >generic trash BUT MUH SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!!!!!!!

1 hours later 10838436 Anonymous
>>10837678 >I hate the stupid boring things they talk about; I hate their stupid and unfunny sense of humour; I hate their false sense of morality and their self-righteousness. >thinks this only applies to "normal people" Weird people are a bunch of douches too. Get over yourself.

1 hours later 10838446 Anonymous
>>10838347 Jesus, you're 30, and you still go on this board?

1 hours later 10838459 Anonymous
>>10838411 >I must be special and unique Protip: you're not. Stop thinking people as generic trash when you're just one yourself.

1 hours later 10838466 Anonymous
>THE WORLD MUST ONLY CATER TO MY THINKING AND MINDSET! You sound ignorant of the outside world, OP. You might want to get some psychiatric help for that.

1 hours later 10838475 The ShitBird of Paradise
>>10838446 Not with the same frequency, as I'm finding an increasing distance between /r9k/ and me. I used to feel some solidarity with the people who posted here, but then it became all about being a young virgin who hated anyone who wasn't. I come to 4chan because it's better than the stupid shit you find on reddit, 9gag, or Facebook. I've made some good friends in some of the other boards, and I've even met a few robots in person. I still play video games too, as does my wife.

1 hours later 10838476 Anonymous
>I'm a special unique snowflake, I'm better than people who have different hobbies than I do and at this time, I am euphoric and enlightened Sure thing OP

1 hours later 10838477 Anonymous
>>10838446 Not that anon, but I've seen 40-50 year olds browsing 4chan. Older people are going to become more common as gen Y gets older

1 hours later 10838488 Anonymous
>>10837759 4chan is not your secret clubhouse. >stop browsing sites I like!

1 hours later 10838514 Anonymous
US NORMALFAGS ARNT LEAVING! WE'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR BOARD, UMAD? xDDDDDD

1 hours later 10838556 Anonymous
I actually don't mind normalfags so much, they can be pretty funny at times, provided they aren't drunk and instead of humour they just go into #ladbanter mode. The most annoying thing about them is: >hey anon want to play fifa? >I'm pretty shit at football games, you got anything else >Call of Duty? >Don't play shooting games so I'll be shit at that as well >We don't have any other games though >Never mind Credit to them, they did buy Tekken 6 (back before TTT2 came out) just because I was around there's somewhat often and never had any games to play. Then the guy who bought it moved out and we're back to Fifa/COD only.

1 hours later 10838600 Anonymous
>typical normal person >has friends, a job, a girlfriend, a social life, social skills and is not awkward, generally happy with his life >typical robot >no friends, no job, no gf, virgin, shut in neet, no social skills, socially awkward, contemplates suicide Gee, I wonder where your hatred of normal people comes from? Couldn't be jealousy, no course not.

1 hours later 10838667 Anonymous
>>10838436 Kind normals are the most boring people.

1 hours later 10838675 Anonymous
>>10838488 *le normalfag stepping into le thread* xD

1 hours later 10838688 Anonymous
>>10837942 >go out with a friend normalfag

1 hours later 10838723 Anonymous
>>10837678 Probably because YOU'RE the stupid one. Probably because YOU'RE the boring one. Probably because YOU have the false sense of morality and self-righteousness. You're biting your own self in the ass, robot.

2 hours later 10839062 Anonymous (Unique.jpg 1024x768 89kB)
>>10838411 I dunno. What are you proud of, subhuman trash?

2 hours later 10839085 I"M GOING TO BE A TRIPFAG TOO AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
>recognize predictable patterns of speech and behavior in a majority of local population >use this to one's advantage to advance social position/chance of getting sex/propensity to profit financially Why shut yourself out of the world because others are trivial and easily controlled? Because you are the true Untermensch, you frilly neckbeard animefaggots.

2 hours later 10839173 Anonymous
>>10839085 This. Faking friendships in this age of consumerism is easier than in any earlier time-period.

2 hours later 10839254 Anonymous
the reason that normals are so fucking unbearable is the same as the reason that they are happy: they privilege being liked by others over figuring out what's true about reality. We are losers because we care so much about what's true that we stick to it even if it makes people not like us. They are hapy because even if something isn't true, they'll pretend it is to fit in. that's why normals are so fucking infuriatingly stupid. they build their lives out of catchphrases so they can make sure they fit in. BAZOOPER

2 hours later 10839281 Anonymous
The thing is the robots that try to live somewhat normally stop acting like robots when on /r9k/. >>10837961 Like this guy. His tone is nothing but insulting.

2 hours later 10839300 Anonymous
>>10838079 >drawing shouldn't depend on thinking ha

2 hours later 10839337 Anonymous
>>10839254 In my experience, robots don't give a fuck what's actually true about reality. All they care about is reinforcing their own empty worldview, and then mocking anyone who thinks they're full of shit.

2 hours later 10839388 Anonymous
>>10839337 I didn't say they were right more often, I just said they care more about what is right than about fitting in. if they think they're right when they're not, they'll distance themselves from people who are right. if they think they're right and tehy are right, they'll distance themselves from people who are wrong. in either case, they move away from the masses.

2 hours later 10839406 Anonymous
Since when as 4chan not been for "normalfags"? Most young adults are interested in the same things everyone here is(relationships, drugs, etc). Sure 4chan used to have a lot of shock images, but that's also a very normal interest. It's not like this is a scat fetish site

2 hours later 10839418 Anonymous
>>10837678 >interacting with normals at all

3 hours later 10839498 Anonymous
>>10839388 That's one theory. Let me present you with another one: Normalfags are more capable of accommodating people of a different viewpoint. We don't throw away people who we think are wrong, we agree to disagree and stop talking about it. Meanwhile, robots are convinced that any single flaw means that the other person is without value.

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