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2014-03-02 10:07 10821320 Anonymous (image.jpg 475x360 52kB)
>WW3 imminent
>tfw it's going to be Chads vs Chads and ill be in Canada fucking around
>tfw the only males left will be robots
We're going to make it bros
1 min later 10821332 Anonymous
Not if shit gets serious and they have to draft everyone
4 min later 10821345 Anonymous
War casualties have been getting smaller and smaller with each passing war.
4 min later 10821347 Anonymous
>>10821320
>ww3 imminent
>We're going to make it bros
Nope Fallout/Stalker time.
Hope you have a bunker.
6 min later 10821357 Anonymous
>>10821347
Implying my NEET cave isn't a bunker
7 min later 10821362 Anonymous
>ww3
>encroaching globalisation making large scale conflict unprofitable and economically suicidal
it won't happen, bros.
13 min later 10821401 Anonymous
>>10821320
>WW3 imminent
Yeah no.
>Expecting anyone on 4chan to understand geopolitics
Why do I even bother
15 min later 10821406 Anonymous (1334055095463.jpg 651x733 44kB)
>>10821357
>Middle of night
>Loud boom shakes the house
>Suddenly bright as day outside
>Get up
>Shut blinds
>Draw curtains
>Open closet
>Pull a can of mtn dew and bag of cheetos out of closet
>Shit just got real
15 min later 10821407 Anonymous
It's not gonna be WW III, just another small skirmish between two countries. Doubt the states will get involved, since there is no oil involved.
15 min later 10821409 Anonymous (1373787134407.gif 325x244 96kB)
If all the Chads are wiped out, will that make us the new Chads?
16 min later 10821413 Anonymous
>>10821409
No, we're still gonna be undesirable. The women will resort to fucking dogs and other women.
17 min later 10821422 Anonymous
>>10821409
We'll remain losers while the Chads who were able to stay alive or go unconscripted go on to create another baby boomer generation.
18 min later 10821427 Anonymous
>>10821407
It's not gonna be ww1 just another small skirmish between countries. doubt the states will get involved.
It's not gonna be ww2 just another small skirmish between countries. doubt the states will get involved.
19 min later 10821432 Anonymous
>>10821409
The Betas will become the new Alphas, the Omegas will become the new Betas, and a new breed of male will emerge: the Ultraomega.
19 min later 10821433 Anonymous
>>10821409
Yes. Welcome. Is it how you imagined it? Your escorts are waiting anon
19 min later 10821434 Anonymous
Why does no one on the internet bother to actually learn about things before jumping to conclusions?
20 min later 10821436 Anonymous
>>10821427
>It's not gonna be ww1 just another small skirmish between countries. doubt the states will get involved.
And we didn't until the Germans went to hit up the Lusitania.
>It's not gonna be ww2 just another small skirmish between countries. doubt the states will get involved.
And we didn't until the Japanese went to hit up Pearl Harbor.
20 min later 10821437 Anonymous
>>10821432
10/10
TopFuckingKekAnon
21 min later 10821439 Anonymous (sad_dragon_by_caccoxl-d4vd2jv.jpg 1026x1013 1451kB)
>>10821427
Your point? I'm still gonna be right, it'll turn out to be nothing at all in the end.
21 min later 10821442 Anonymous
>>10821427
Spoiler alert: the only way WW3 will end is nuclear holocaust, and not even the head politicians want that.
21 min later 10821443 Anonymous
>>10821436
>until
still happened
23 min later 10821458 Anonymous
>>10821442
Implying head politicians aren't willing to blow the world up if they don't get what they want.
25 min later 10821465 Anonymous
>>10821437
I hope you have enough Prego, because the amount of spaghetti will blot out the sun.
25 min later 10821467 Anonymous
>>10821458
If you really believe that you're an idiot. Politicians are highly educated people, you are on an imageboard for misogynists and greentext
26 min later 10821474 Anonymous
>>10821439
Besides the Ukrainian military is tucking their tails between their legs and getting out of there.
http://rt.com/news/ukraine-military -russia-resign-437/
28 min later 10821489 LuciferianCl0wn
>>10821409
Not really.
What'll happen is that the guys that are the most alpha out of all of us will get the women, and the rest will remain alone. Things won't really change.
30 min later 10821497 Anonymous
>>10821467
highly educated, can't fix anything.
>>10821474
Ukraine is the new france
30 min later 10821504 Anonymous
>>10821409
I'd imagine that the new alphas would be women, which would end in lesbians everywhere
30 min later 10821505 Anonymous
>>10821458
If they blow up the world, they die too. They may be power-hungry greedy sociopaths, but they don't want to die either.
31 min later 10821511 Anonymous
>>10821497
There's a big difference between not fixing anything and destroying the world as we know it
33 min later 10821526 Anonymous
>>10821505
>they die too.
-nuclear launch detected-
Time to go to the congressional bunker.
Good luck everyone else.
33 min later 10821528 Anonymous
>>10821497
So you also have no idea about French history
I'm sure you'd make a wonderful world leader
34 min later 10821536 Anonymous
>>10821526
Then they will finally achieve their goal of ruling nothing
36 min later 10821542 Anonymous
>>10821526
And now the world is an apocalyptic wasteland where all of their money has no worth and all of the skills they've acquired as an upperclass socialite are absolutely useless.
36 min later 10821548 Anonymous
>>10821528
It's a joke.
And how nice of you to notice
38 min later 10821554 Anonymous
>>10821548
Maybe they'll all become Mexican, just like in Chile!
39 min later 10821557 Anonymous
>>10821542
>>10821536
thinking they're capable of foresight when they've proven time and time again they're not.
39 min later 10821559 Anonymous (1382734605731.png 1902x962 2008kB)
>Two suicide attempts
>History of self harming
>On anti-depressants
>Hypothyroidism
>Bad eyesight
>Social anxiety disorder
>So out of shape that I can't jog to the end of my road
Even if things got so bad that they had to bring back the draft in the UK, I'll be safe since I'm barred from ever joining because of the above. They wouldn't want me.
But then you have to deal with the shame of still being at home while all the other men are off fighting. Everyone hates you and calls you a coward. When the men return they return as heroes and any woman you have by then leaves you for chad again; except now the chad isn't just a chad. He's a chad that "fought for our freedom" and shit. Now you're doubly fucked.
39 min later 10821560 Anonymous
>>10821497
>can't fix anything
They fix plenty, but since propaganda isn't widely used anymore, you don't know about this.
40 min later 10821564 Anonymous
>>10821557
Look mate, everyone goes through the "being a teenager who thinks they are smarter than everyone" phase, but you really should bother to educate yourself
41 min later 10821567 Anonymous
>>10821557
The entire Cold War era proves you wrong
42 min later 10821572 Anonymous
Suddenly I can see the upsides of living in one of the most isolated cities in the world
44 min later 10821584 Anonymous
>>10821560
What has your government fixed lately?
45 min later 10821592 Anonymous
>>10821584
Mine fixed a seat near my house
Now I can sit down more
49 min later 10821610 Anonymous
>>10821592
Government takes a fourth of my paycheck
>They fixed a seat
Wonder what they did with the rest
50 min later 10821615 Anonymous
>>10821564
Well good for me that the public education system is a joke.
50 min later 10821616 Anonymous
>>10821610
Roads, motherfucker.
51 min later 10821619 Anonymous
>>10821610
They probably also kept the entire country from falling apart, but I'm just happy about the seat
52 min later 10821622 Anonymous
>>10821615
Luckily for you, the internet contains knowledge about most things
Would you prefer the government hired someone to come over and read it to you?
52 min later 10821623 Anonymous
>>10821616
Roads.
So we all pay for a dozen motherfuckers to fix the roads two weeks out of the year?
52 min later 10821628 Anonymous
>war breaks out
>draft reinstated
>have hereditary disease and am registered conscientious objector
Will be nice to stay at home.
53 min later 10821632 Anonymous
>tfw living in Japan
>tfw no way in hell are they going to get involved
All I need to worry about is the Chinese
53 min later 10821633 Anonymous
>>10821623
You could also use the internet to look up what the government spends money on
54 min later 10821636 Anonymous
>>10821623
Before the roads need to be fixed, they need to be built. Before they can be built, they need to be paid for. Guess how they pay for it?
I'll give you a hint:
take an econ class
56 min later 10821650 Anonymous
>>10821628
>registered conscientious objector
You can register for that?
59 min later 10821668 Anonymous
>>10821650
Well, there was compulsory military service in Germany until 2011. I was one of the last persons to get drafted, and objected. Spent 9 months working as a nurse assistant instead.
1 hours later 10821689 Anonymous
>>10821633
>>10821636
6% goes to paying interest of a debt I was born into
21% goes to medicare which who knows if I'll live long enough to use
22%goes to social security, same problem
19% national security
Only 3% goes to transportation infrastructure
2% for education
And the rest goes god knows where
1 hours later 10821696 Anonymous
>>10821689
Sounds pretty worthwhile to me
1 hours later 10821714 Anonymous
>>10821689
>21% goes to medicare which who knows if I'll live long enough to use
>22%goes to social security, same problem
So that if and when you do reach that age you can't bitch and moan about how you can't work to support yourself anymore.
1 hours later 10821728 Anonymous
>>10821584
Criminality, by paying cops. Civil wars by intervention in foreign countries
All big local problems are already fixed, so all the governement can fix right now is unemployement and poverty, which will never go away. You're american, aren't you?
1 hours later 10821787 Anonymous
>>10821728
Pay cops, and most that commit white collar crime never see a day of jail.
Intervene in foreign countries just so they can hate us more. Thousands of homes are vacant and there's thousands of homeless. 40% of food is lost to spoiling and people go hungry.
1 hours later 10821846 Anonymous
>>10821787
And most of those problems could be fixed by the population, if people like you didn't spend so much time whining about others and not doing anything themselves. How would the State force farmers and consumers to not waste food? Houses belong to people, it's their choice to give them to hobos or not. You could help a hobo.
>just so they can hate us more
We're not all american here, some countries facing civil war actually ask other countries for help
>most that commit white collar crime never see a day of jail.
Don't speak if you know nothing about the subject please
1 hours later 10821899 Anonymous
>>10821846
Those houses belong to banks which are owned by corrupt white collar criminals who will never see a day of jail
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014 /01/30/us-bankofamerica-hustle-idUS BREA0T12Y20140130
5 hours later 10822983 Relican (1392930077967.gif 390x158 1971kB)
>>10821320
I think ww3 is really unlikely. But if that happen then all European countries are fucked. Ruskie claim Europe and West Asia and Chinese take over Asia. So In general world has 3 super countries. Only thing that would have made USA fight with russia is oil in middle East.
Also Ukrainian army was disarmed by force of russians. It's like you guys don't even have tv at home and don't watch news.
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