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2014-02-26 09:58 10779205 Anonymous (1389392661223.jpg 300x288 24kB)
>97 IQ

1 min later 10779218 Anonymous
>start doing IQ test >doing alright >questions begin to require more thinking and steps >get bored and close out the test Every single time. I like to think I'm smart enough to work it out with enough time and motivation but I get bored every time. Abstract thought drains me and I just give up. Perhaps I am stupid after all.

2 min later 10779223 Anonymous
Well, a-at least it's...closer to a hundred.

3 min later 10779234 Anonymous (1388979480360.jpg 400x267 35kB)
>183 IQ I'd invite you to my yacht, but we're already at capacity. I've got too many Brazilian/Japanese gfs aboard.

3 min later 10779238 Anonymous
>do IQ test >get bored about half-way in >start answering the questions premature >falsifies the outcome >fuck this

4 min later 10779253 Anonymous
>>10779223 >Well, a-at least it's...closer to a hundred. Closer than what?

5 min later 10779259 Anonymous
9. On His I.Q.: "I have no idea. People who boast about their I.Q. are losers." http://mentalfloss.com/article/3214 9/11-stephen-hawking-quotes-his-71s t-birthday

5 min later 10779270 Anonymous
>tfw no dumb boyfriend I like stupid guys. They're so cute. Intelligence turns me off.

6 min later 10779272 Anonymous
>>10779238 >>10779218 Do you guys preach the 'smart but lazy' phrase as well?

6 min later 10779276 Anonymous
>>10779253 90? >yeah i guess this is a short reply

8 min later 10779298 Anonymous
>>10779272 I knew you'd say that which is why I >>10779218 said "Perhaps I'm stupid after all". No true "hurr smart but lazy" fag would concede that they're not really smart. I have no reservations about admitting that I'm painfully average with an inflated sense of self.

8 min later 10779306 Anonymous (1389189813448.gif 500x312 966kB)
>>10779205 >110 IQ >tfw people call you smart even though you're just a tiny bit smarter than average >tfw people look up to you and think you're some kind of genius because you're okay at math and have basic reading comprehension >tfw your mom always calls you the "smart one" of her children, in front of your siblings even, when she meets someone and I happen to be around No wonder both of my sisters have self-esteem issues.

8 min later 10779307 Anonymous
>>10779259 What does this have to do with anything? Steven Hawking died a long time ago and now it's just his chair's AI pretending to be him and keeping his body fresh.

9 min later 10779311 Anonymous
>>10779272 I don't even think it is a valid and credible factor for intelligence, or at least my experience tells me otherwise. But there's probably a shitload of stupid people around using exactly this excuse

9 min later 10779318 Anonymous
>>10779306 oh God >tfw my grandparents introduce me to someone, and say I want to be a doctor "Ohhh, he's the golden grandson!" >tfw want to be a doctor so I get to talk with people

9 min later 10779321 Anonymous (1374575652121.png 461x346 184kB)
Do you people seriously believe that IQ and other personality tests mean jack shit?

11 min later 10779333 Anonymous
>>10779270 no fucking way would I get into a relationship with a dumb girl. however they are arguably more fun and a lot easier to manipulate. so i kind of agree that intelligence is a turn off... unless you want a family

11 min later 10779336 Anonymous
>151 IQ >browsing 4chan :<

12 min later 10779351 Anonymous
>>10779336 > :<<<<D<D<D<LE MEME Fuck off retard. Why are smart people so fucking stupid. Get a job faggot

12 min later 10779355 Anonymous (1377980395832.jpg 734x721 65kB)
>IQ of 143 >still a fucking loser >living with parents >permavirgin >full blown asperger's >no job, no friends, nothing Where's my genius millions, Johnny? Where are they? Where do I submit my IQ score to get my free success?

15 min later 10779387 Anonymous
>>10779355 I doubt my IQ is quite that high, but it's funny that everyone thinks I'm going to turn out to be a success just because I'm the smartest one in my family.

16 min later 10779389 Anonymous
>>10779351 Wow, you really tried hard on that one

18 min later 10779416 Anonymous
>144 iq >failed out of college twice >no friends >hated by mom >tranny The only thing I have going for me by /r9k/ standards is not being a virgin, which doesn't mean anything. I can say with some certainty that I'm a fucking idiot and a loser.

21 min later 10779445 Anonymous
>IQ tested at 135 when I was younger and my teacher thought I was a genius, turns out I wasn't >Coast through school, take a few years off after grad to party and do everything I was told not to do >Go into easy as shit business admin course at local college, credits can be fully transferred over to a university afterwards if I want my bachelors >Probably not going to as a I have a guaranteed 50-60k/year starting soulsucking corporate job at a mega-corporation that has a branch in my city (long story short, I'm pretty sure my grandma banged the ex-CEO way back when, he always comes to family get togethers and acts like he's part of my family, its weird, his son is in charge now) Feels pretty mediocre man. Although this job has huge potential for growth, but if I fuck up I'm basically stuck at <75k/year for life unless I quit and get a new job. This company is notorious for never promoting people who fuck up once.

24 min later 10779481 Anonymous
>I have an IQ of 90 Feels dumb, man.

25 min later 10779497 Anonymous
I regularly get between 150-170. Which pretty much shows that IQ tests are bullshit.

28 min later 10779527 Anonymous (1383052186772.jpg 640x960 185kB)
>be half black half white >5th grade >IQ test when kid for advanced students class >get forced to join the class >me + 20 other Asian kids >get kicked out cause I didn't do any of the homework >mfw

28 min later 10779529 Anonymous
>A study by the Institute of Psychiatry determined that men with higher IQ's tend to have better quality sperm than lower IQ males, even when considering age and lifestyle IQ means n-nothing guys, it's just a scam!

30 min later 10779548 Anonymous
>highest confirmed IQ ever >210 >some Korean dude >fluent in 4 languages by 2 years old >done with college by 8 >invited by NASA to work for them at 13 What the fuck kind of lottery is this.

30 min later 10779554 Anonymous
>tested at 120 before high school >never used intellect in any meaningful way >done way too many drugs for me to be as smart as i was before IQ doesn't mean shit, discipline is everything and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

31 min later 10779568 Anonymous (7635436346456.jpg 400x384 34kB)
You dont need to be smart to orbit a qt

32 min later 10779569 Anonymous
>110 Strictly average. My parents told me I was a special little savant through my entire youth.

39 min later 10779646 Anonymous (Kim-Ung-yong.jpg 260x400 24kB)
>>10779548 >google this dude >"By four years old, he had scored more than 210 on an IQ test normally given to teenagers." >the whole wiki article just talks about him as a kid >just works as a professor now Well, that's disappointing.

42 min later 10779669 Anonymous
>>10779355 >tfw >probably have aspergers, everyone always thinks I'm rude and an asshole even though I don't meant to be and don't realize it >tranny It's wasted

43 min later 10779681 Anonymous
>>10779527 >confirming yourself as a filthy nig Why not break the stereotype?

47 min later 10779710 Anonymous (Abstract Hell.jpg 854x859 380kB)
>Given an IQ test in kindergarten >Score off the charts >School wants to skip me up 2 or 3 grades >Parents decide to keep me where I am >Be the entirety of the school's TAG program >Learned more just hanging out in the library and reading than I ever did from my teachers I could have gotten into Oxford, goddammit. But instead I chose to live like a normie once I hit HS, and now I just sit around doing fuckall. Let that serve as a warning to you young robots.

48 min later 10779718 Anonymous
>>10779569 ... strictly just above average...

48 min later 10779721 Anonymous
>Have an IQ of like 138 >feel like a stupid and lazy fuck >Tfw get A marks without even trying >Tfw tfw

51 min later 10779752 Anonymous
100 spatial (average) 140 verbal (well above average, getting close to "genius") The discrepancy is considered a learning disorder. It's considered profound over 25 points of difference. I'd rather be average in everything than this to be honest.

54 min later 10779771 Anonymous
>>10779710 >I could have gotten into Oxford, goddammit. But instead I chose to live like a normie once I hit HS, and now I just sit around doing fuckall. Let that serve as a warning to you young robots. Nice, too bad you weren't born with dopamine receptors.

54 min later 10779772 Anonymous
>93 IQ not like I'm going to breed anyway.

55 min later 10779786 Anonymous
>>10779569 >mom told me i was special Yeah, i see why you ended up here.

56 min later 10779792 Anonymous
>>10779710 >I could have gotten into Oxford, goddammit. So could most people with average intelligence if they applied themselves enought.

58 min later 10779808 Anonymous
>>10779786 Everyone was told they were special in the mid nineties what are you talking abo- Oh I get it. It was a retard joke, how astute.

59 min later 10779819 Anonymous
>>10779718 The deviation from average is so minimal that it doesn't even matter.

1 hours later 10779842 Anonymous
>>10779355 >Where's my genius millions, Johnny? having a high iq doesn't mean that suddenly you are fuckin rain main. you arent going to one day sit down and an idea will pop into your head that will bring you untold wealth. we learned this idea from movies. my iq is much higher than average, that means that someday i will have this brilliant idea and become rich and famous. i dont have to worry because it will happen. guess what? that shit doesnt exist. one, your iq is probably not above average. if it is, its not to any significant degree. two, even if your iq was 264 it doesnt mean shit if you dont actually expend any effort towards anything. you have to devote time and effort into learning your chosen skill, then you have to remain confident as you fail over and over again. business owners become successful because they are willing to work and they are willing to fail. investors become successful because they are disciplined and they are ready to lose their money. academics are successful because they devote their time and effort into their field of study. in general, successful people are successful because they are confident, persistent, and they are willing to take uncomfortable risks.

1 hours later 10779856 Anonymous
>>10779681 I do actually. Most (sophisticated) people are quite surprised when they meet me and learn my preferred genres of music/interests/knowledge on particular subjects and such. Although I do put on a "funny black guy" attitude at times when socializing, but that can be enjoyable despite the degenerate connotations which arise from it. If I want to get laid I have to put on that kind of facade. Attractive intellectual (lelintellectual+womengs) women usually aren't interested me at first glance though, until they get to know me a little better (which is why being enrolled at the University is my only chance at finding a decent woman).

1 hours later 10780313 Anonymous
>>10779355 >I took an online IQ test I'm real smart guys hahahahaha... ha

1 hours later 10780335 Anonymous
>>10779318 >father has pulled me aside multiple times to tell me how I'm the smartest of the three of us >sisters says how parents treated me better as a kid because they expected something of me >mom almost cries when I say I don't want to go to college >go out of guilt >average grades Maybe I should stop disappointing them.

1 hours later 10780388 Anonymous
I just did a raven's matrice test online and scored 130. According to mensa's website anyone who scores 131 or higher on a raven's matrice test gets accepted. So I'm just one point from genius

2 hours later 10780946 Anonymous
>>10780313 Not him but I was tested in school for entrance into the gifted program. Scored a 140. Doesn't mean a lot, though. IQ means very little, to be honest. I'm still socially and emotionally crippled and incapable of taking care of myself.

2 hours later 10780968 Anonymous
>>10779306 I have an IQ (allegedly) of 100 and the same thing happens. I just assume most people are too lazy to think and are actually as smart if not smarter than me.

2 hours later 10780973 Anonymous
>tfw smart but lazy xDDD

3 hours later 10781035 Anonymous
>tfw dumb >tfw can't function socially >tfw will never keep up with smart people and will never mingle with the dumb people >tfw doomed to live on the internet forever 97 is close enough to be average OP I'm closer to 90 My mom is dangerously close to retarded

3 hours later 10781089 Anonymous
I am personally avoiding taking an IQ test and will only take one if I absolutely have to. This is because I know that if I got a result less than 100, my self confidence would be so depleted that I would never be able to get the things I want in life. I would much rather live with the false belief that I have average intelligence than know the truth. >>10779259 You've got to admire his modesty, though I do wonder if he is just saying that because he knows it will make people like him.

3 hours later 10781092 Anonymous
>>10779646 Child geniuses are usually a disappointment. Its not that the person is some sort of super genius but more of a very smart child that grows faster mentally than other kids. The other smart ones will eventually catch up. Just like that one kid that hits his growth spurt before everyone else and is like a foot taller than everyone.

3 hours later 10781121 Anonymous
>>10780335 My mum always told me the same thing yet both of my sisters are at university and I am a neet.

3 hours later 10781158 Anonymous
I got 130~ on an online test and I know I could have done better if I dedicated more time to it. However online tests are a sham and there is no doubt in my mind that I have an average IQ.

3 hours later 10781189 Anonymous
>>10779529 There is also a lot of evidence to show that good looking people generally have higher IQs. Ahhh life is just unfair like that.

3 hours later 10781201 Anonymous
>>10779205 When I was like 7 my mom was convinced I had ADHD or some other thing that made me act like a total fucking Spazz. So I had to take a bunch of tests including an IQ test. I scored 137 back then. But after a lifetime of Never paying attention in school, challenging myself intellectually, and smoking too much pot I wouldn't be surprised if I was borderline retarded by now. Though I have no idea hop IQ's really work anyway.

3 hours later 10781207 Anonymous (234242.gif 400x300 511kB)
>>10779205 >tfw utterly average IQ Feels so disappointing after a childhood of being far above everyone else

3 hours later 10781221 Anonymous
>>10779792 Maybe, thought I guarantee the average IQ of oxford students is significantly over the average.

3 hours later 10781229 Anonymous
>>10779333 Girls don't have to be stupid to be naive and easy to wind up. In fact, most girls are easy to convince of all sorts of things if you just find something they don't know about already.

3 hours later 10781231 Anonymous
Where the fuck can I get an IQ test administered? I'm in oregon btw. I'd expect that I'm average, or bellow average.

3 hours later 10781289 Anonymous
>>10780335 >>10781121 thats because your parents told all of your siblings that too you idiots

6 hours later 10783192 Anonymous
>>10781035 Race? >inb4 /pol/ pls go I'm curious about these things. >>10781231 Don't waste your money on it if you're not a kid.

6 hours later 10783222 Anonymous
>>10779205 lol that spongebob episode was actually pretty fucking good...the time machine one right?

6 hours later 10783224 Anonymous
>107 IQ I'd be fine with that if i had anything else.

6 hours later 10783241 Anonymous
I have an alleged I,Q. of 87 and I feel like the smarest guy in the world. iq doesn't mean shit fellas

6 hours later 10783255 Anonymous
>>10779752 Actually, this is me too, slightly higher discrepancy if I remember correctly.

6 hours later 10783297 Anonymous
>>10779752 Isn't that normal for females?

6 hours later 10783342 Anonymous
I took an IQ test in 7th grade at some testing place after my therapist recommended I take one, I got a 140. IQ doesn't mean shit if you don't want to do anything. Having a high IQ just gives you false confidence. Yeah, you can figure things out quickly but that doesn't mean jack shit compared to people with natural talent or people that have been doing something their entire life. At least from my experience it's better to have an average IQ and develop study habits than have a high IQ and cruise through the first fourth of your life just to be fuck for the last 3/4ths.

6 hours later 10783403 Anonymous
>>10783222 i think it was the patchy the pirate special episode that didnt involve the time machine. not quite sure tho

6 hours later 10783509 Anonymous
>>10783403 Yeah you're right it was a Patchy episode.

7 hours later 10783728 Anonymous
>IQ 157 >4.0 GPA CS major >Can program about ten times as fast as classmates >Drowning in job offers >Still a robot >But a rich robot

7 hours later 10783750 Anonymous
>>10783728 how rich are you?

7 hours later 10783786 Anonymous
>>10783728 >student >rich

7 hours later 10783843 Anonymous
130 Spatial IQ reporting in Have no idea what verbal IQ is but it's probably even higher. I honestly look at my IQ with some pride but I' also look back at life and think about all the things that could have possibly lowered or raised it. Makes me glad my dad wasn't in my life because he would have pushed me into football and that would mean concussions

7 hours later 10783965 Anonymous
>>10783750 >>10783786 Offers are up to 100k. Considering the robot life costs well under half that...

7 hours later 10784281 Anonymous
>>10781089 >You've got to admire his modesty, though I do wonder if he is just saying that because he knows it will make people like him. i dont think so, i think hes saying it cause he means it. look at it this way, we all know hes a genius, but if he were to take the test he knows his score wouldnt be impressive, thus the test is BS, and indeed it is one big piece of shit

7 hours later 10784309 Anonymous (2014-01-08_002515.jpg 603x642 60kB)
>>10781158 >However online tests are a sham and there is no doubt in my mind that I have an average IQ. dude there are some test offering you to "improve your IQ" by "studying and then retaking the test". i will be first one to admit that i have either an average or lower IQ, and fuck it, i cant do nothing about it

7 hours later 10784316 Anonymous
I read that 167 iq I think I might be retarded, too, op.

7 hours later 10784349 Anonymous (sad mime.jpg 854x859 147kB)
>parents get proper testing done when I'm 8 because I'm showing signs of being gifted, reading books about medical science and shit like that >They put my IQ at around 140 >still end up going to public school >get straight A's in everything for a while >public school successfully crushes all joy I get from learning >Graduate with only slightly above average marks. thanks obama

8 hours later 10784410 Anonymous (promoted.jpg 320x375 18kB)
>>10779205 >Was put in sped program in Elementary school because I was lazy and didn't do work + handwriting problems >Stopped being lazy and did better than most other kids >Went to normal classes >But still had an IEP up until 10th grade >Military recruiters came in and talked about ASVAB >Most of the kids (including me) took it to get out of class. >Got a 93 (really high, far above average) >Confidence went tup >One day was meething with sped teacher >Had no classes with her but she's in charge of the whole IEP thing >She congratulates me on my high ASVAB score >Ask her why I need an IEP if I'm smarter than my peers >Tells me I'm learning disabled >Flip shit and demand an IQ test >Get score of 164 >Demand to not have an IEP because colleges or military will think I'm a tard >She refuses >"What, is the special ed funding worth screwing me over?" >Go to guidance councilor about it >He sympathizes with me >He is a total bro, gets me out of tard assistance program >Even managed to get my records edited so it was like I never in the program >Current day >Qualified for ranger school >Rubbed on out at the sperm bank so my bloodline will survive if I get snackbared Thank you, what ever based deity is responsible for this.

8 hours later 10784450 Anonymous
>>10784410 h-how come you are a robot?

8 hours later 10784451 Anonymous
>>10784410 You are a great man, you have my blessing.

8 hours later 10784479 Anonymous
>>10784450 This isn't my home board. I only come here occasionally since this place seems to have less may may spamming.

8 hours later 10784586 Anonymous (0f1.png 596x650 123kB)
>>10784479 there are only 2 may mays here, pepe and the feel guy by the way, get of my board normalfag normals like you keep infesting this board these days and ruining it for us

8 hours later 10784609 Anonymous
>>10784410 >joins the military >not a tard good one bro

8 hours later 10784843 Anonymous
>tfw 105 IQ I try but it's so fucking hard, sometimes I feel like ditching college and working hard labor

8 hours later 10784860 Anonymous
>>10779205 You are quite smart for a black

8 hours later 10784887 Anonymous
>>10784410 >Qualified for ranger school I doubt you'll make it princess.

8 hours later 10784917 Anonymous
>>10784609 >rejecting a solid and logically beneficial goverment job because EVILGUBMINT LOLINFANTRY I really don't know what makes people think they're so smart and edgy for mocking the idea of joining the military. Its one of the biggest economic forces in the world. Many of the worlds most successful people are veterans. >get job as an 'active duty' contractor >work a 9-5 desk job with no possibility of deployment for 4 years >receive clearance and free college >6-figure job offers in private defense contracting OR take the $50k reenlistment bribe to stay in uniform BUT THE DED BROWN BABIES

8 hours later 10784919 Anonymous
I have a 142, but >taking IQ seriously Stupid fucking nigs.

8 hours later 10784934 Anonymous
>>10784410 >qualified for ranger school Good for you dude, best of luck avoiding the 80%+ washout rate though.

8 hours later 10784951 sp345 (skagboy.jpg 300x400 29kB)
>>10779355 >134 iq >not doing shit with it fuck it, why contribute anything anyway, we're all gonna die eventually

8 hours later 10784969 Anonymous
>>10784951 >134 >implying thats special >implying the original IQ bell curve median of 100 even vaguely reflects average scoring.

8 hours later 10784989 Anonymous
>138 IQ >compared with retards Don't even care.

8 hours later 10785005 sp345
>>10784969 >implying iq tests are relevant to your intelligence at all shits a bunch of patterns, all it tests for is who's more autistic i just like saying my score because it makes others mad and inflates my ego

8 hours later 10785056 Anonymous
>>10785005 I agree, IQ tests were never intended to judge the high-end range of intelligence. They were designed to diagnose the mentally handicapped and learning disabled.

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