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2014-02-21 08:04 10715368 Anonymous (L1axE.png 631x488 29kB)
>mfw I find out that britbongs actually have penis inspection day http://www.voy.com/87178/44434.html Look at the posts by Fiona. She talks about her experiences of doing it as a nursing assistant. She says they only used females to examine both boys and girls because they didn't want males examining girls, but then goes on to say how watching 13 year old boys get erections during examinations was "impressive and arousing". Nice double standard.

4 hours later 10716572 Anonymous
>>10715368 It's a thing in the States too, to my recollection. In middle school, we go through a battery of tests- hearing, sight and color vision, scoliosis, lice, and yes, our junk, to make sure we're developing as normal human beings. It's done by a nurse, of course, not a gym teacher. Frankly I'm confused as to why "Penis Inspection Day" is such a big deal.

4 hours later 10716584 Anonymous
That sounds kind of hot that they were into it. Perverted women are my fetish.

4 hours later 10716632 Anonymous
>>10716572 I've never had them check me for anything other than hearing and sight. Only time I was checked was when I went to the doctors. What backwards places actually do that in schools?

4 hours later 10716670 Beef The Thief
>>10716572 You've got to be kitten me. I always assumed penis inspection day was some elaborate ruse.

4 hours later 10716686 Anonymous
In America, the uncircumcised kid basically failed Penis Inspection Day every year. Since Brits don't usually cut their penises, is the circumcised kid the one that fails?

4 hours later 10716687 Anonymous
>>10715368 I like how matterof-fact and supportive the posters are when that one admits she found it arousing, and wrote it off by saying women are sexual beings and are allowed to be aroused by the sight of an erect penis. If it was a guy admitting that someone would have reported him and his IP would have been traced instantly cops or a government agency sent to his home for a raid.

4 hours later 10716695 Anonymous
Britbongs do not have a penis inspection day. >britbong here

4 hours later 10716708 Anonymous
This is the beauty of penis inspection day. It's not at all uncommon for pediatricians to check for signs of phimosis and around the time a kid turns six, so when motherfuckers start talking about PID there's always going to be someone around who has a faint memory of something resembling what they're talking about.

4 hours later 10716724 Master of Ruse
>>10715368 WHY THERE IS NO VAGINA INSPECTION DAY?!?

4 hours later 10716750 Anonymous
Your assertion is retarded. 'Penis inspection day' could never be a thing in the modern era. The British tabloid media is extremely vigilant against paedophilia. If anything like this ever happened, I'm pretty sure there would be a million angry Daily Mail readers ready to break into the teacher's house and burn them at the steak. Britain is extremely sensitive towards paedophilia, such that most adults are scared to be seen talking to children who aren't their own (most men, anyway). Case in point: my dad's a teacher, and whenever he isn't teaching a lesson and some kid comes into his classroom to talk to him about something, he runs to the door and puts a door-stopper under it so that it remains open. Seriously, that's how paranoid we are in Britain. A kid talking to their teacher alone in a classroom with a closed door can be considered suspect.

4 hours later 10716754 Anonymous
>>10716724 every girl ive ever asked was basically molested by their doctor way before hitting puberty and it seems to just be part of normal protocol around here

4 hours later 10716761 Anonymous
>>10716750 >A kid talking to their teacher alone in a classroom with a closed door can be considered suspect. and yet you have 13 year old girls dressing like prostitutes, going to alcohol free clubs and twerking

4 hours later 10716765 Anonymous
>>10716754 What bullshit. How does one even asking a question like that? >"hey femaderp did your doctor ever inappropriately touch your pussy when you were a kid?"

4 hours later 10716774 Anonymous
>>10716724 There's no real reason to inspect a vagina at any age. Usually the girl gets to go to the gynecologist when she becomes sexually active and has concerns, or turns 18. (Or 17 or even younger if they feel needed.)

4 hours later 10716776 Anonymous
>Britain systematically molests their young males that explains A LOT

4 hours later 10716779 Anonymous
>>10716761 >alcohol free clubs wait.. this is a thing? Ahahahah, wow. I am cringing just at the thought of that.

4 hours later 10716780 Anonymous
>>10716774 >There's no real reason to inspect a vagina at any age. Development wise. Excluding if they have an infection or some shit.

4 hours later 10716785 Anonymous
>Almost all boys going through puberty get hard however youd think theyd stop this when "most" of them are getting fucking boners, holy fucking christ what in the actual fuck, you fucking anglos are so fucking crazy

4 hours later 10716786 Anonymous
>>10716686 wtf I am uncircumcized in the US and never failed PID, it was always the kids that got an erection that got made fun of.

4 hours later 10716791 Anonymous
>>10716779 whatever the fuck those clubs are that have lots of 12 year old kids grinding on each other its sick

4 hours later 10716800 Anonymous
>very occasionally one would wait to see how the penis looked when it was fully erect if she thought something might be amiss. You people are fucking retarded

5 hours later 10716821 Anonymous
>>10716800 >It was usual to avoid full erections if possible, but some doctors on occasion could induce one OH COME ON

5 hours later 10716827 Anonymous
>>10716821 >The penis often changes shape substantially, so it's sometimes impossible to judge how it will appear erect when it is still flaccid. Some of the more more diligent doctors would sometimes go further than minimum requirements in order to diagnose more effectively. I'm sure that graphic descriptions are well outside what would be acceptable on this forum, so I'll leave it at that. how is this not molestation

5 hours later 10716834 Relican
>>10716774 There is exactly the same reason as for PID.

5 hours later 10716881 Anonymous (science.jpg 1024x1024 132kB)
>>10716827 Because it's for science.

5 hours later 10716884 Relican (1392238412868.jpg 307x485 28kB)
>I supposed what surprised me most was how quickly they can erect sometimes. It can be matter of a few seconds with little warning until you know what to expect. No one tells you about that,

5 hours later 10716889 Anonymous
Australia has it too They stop once you turn 12 though as it has led to some suspicious incidents in the past. One time a 13yo boy got a nurse pregnant after she said that vaginal penetration was a new part of the process. I still remember my last one, I was nervous as fuck due to just getting pubes but she made jokes and things which made me more comfortable she was a total qt too, I'm shocked I never went to boner town in those 10 minutes

5 hours later 10716906 Anonymous
>>10716889 >it stops once they get old enough to handle the mental trauma what

5 hours later 10716910 Anonymous
>>10716889 >a nurse pregnant oh right, thats what they care about, not if the male has been harmed, but if the female has been soo unfortunate to have sex with the boy and get pregnant poor nurse

5 hours later 10716913 Anonymous
>>10716906 It's more that teenagers will either sexually assault the nurse or the opposite would happen. My dad told me stories of all the boys having "cumming competitions", where they would all try to cum during the inspection

5 hours later 10716937 Desolation (1391013892424.gif 615x413 2069kB)
>>10716889 >One time a 13yo boy got a nurse pregnant after she said that vaginal penetration was a new part of the process. >she said that vaginal penetration was a new part of the process. what the actual fuck ?! >m-miss I think I peed inside... >that's ok anon-kun... that's ok...

5 hours later 10716943 Anonymous
I want to get mad at the double standards, yet all I'm getting is a boner.

5 hours later 10716944 Anonymous
>>10716913 >acknowledge genders are different only when it justifies figuratively OR ACTUALLY LITERALLY molesting young men holy fucking shit the irony oh my god jesus fuck

5 hours later 10716948 Anonymous
>>10716937 It caused a lot of outrage, hence why the laws were changed The woman was eventually charged with diddling other kids IIRC

5 hours later 10716996 Anonymous
>>10716750 >burn them at the steak I hope they don't burn them, I prefer medium-well.

5 hours later 10717022 Anonymous (1391028740098.gif 400x225 2032kB)
Wait a minute? Penis inspection day is an actual, true, real thing done to kids in schools? Am I being fucking trolled here? Are you serious? >>10716889 >Australia has it too I'm an ausfag and I've never heard of it happening in this country? I'm so confused. inb4 it was an actual troll

6 hours later 10717029 Anonymous
>>10717022 Really? They may have stopped it since I was at school, I graduated in 2004 What state are you?

6 hours later 10717037 Anonymous
Sweden here. In kindergarten me and another boy had to go on a penis inspection because it had been noted that we had way too much foreskin as babbies, so the doctors wanted to see how it had developed and whether it was time for snibbedy snab :D:D. I ended up being circumcised but the other guy made it. I'd imagine this is what most cases of Penis Inspection Day really is. Not a general thing, but a check-up for select kids based on medical history. Or it's just another Jewish foreskin harvesting plot.

6 hours later 10717172 Anonymous
>>10717029 QLD. I've never heard of it happening. None of my schools had any physical assessment of the sort.

6 hours later 10717184 Anonymous
>>10715368 Why is this even a question? I'll admit a certain degree of surprise the Americans do not have PID, but then again, given your overall slide into degenerate primitivism, perhaps this is not quite so astonishing after all.

6 hours later 10717212 Anonymous
>>10717172 Strange Could be state based, I'm from WA

6 hours later 10717227 Anonymous
>>10715368 I'm a bingbong and I never had a penis inspection day. >>10716776 America indoctrinates their children with propaganda to make them submit to surveillance. Israel cuts their childrens dicks off. France covers penises in garlic and sells them to tourists. Malaysia put pipes in penises and use them to smoke. Do one faggot.

6 hours later 10717259 Anonymous
>>10717227 >America indoctrinates their children with propaganda to make them submit to surveillance All countries do this. Not saying America doesn't have negatives, but these are not exclusive to it.

6 hours later 10717275 Anonymous
>>10717227 I too am a britbong and I can confirm that this doesn't happen here. I have heard that in certain grammar schools people are forced to shower naked in front of a sports teacher, and if anything doesn't appear right, they have to visit the nurse for penis inspection. Although I'm 19 so there's a chance that it was abolished some years ago.

7 hours later 10717313 Anonymous
>>10717029 I graduated in 2006 in QLD. And no one inspected my junk. Thank fuck.

7 hours later 10717330 Anonymous
>>10717212 I've lived in WA pretty much my entire life and while I wouldn't put it past the DoH to mandate something like that -- they're really fuckin' stupid -- none of my schools ever did it.

7 hours later 10717332 Anonymous
>>10717313 Something wrong with your junk, son?

7 hours later 10717380 Anonymous
>>10717332 No. I just don't like anyone molesting me. Fucking jews already got my foreskin when I was a baby.

7 hours later 10717385 Anonymous
>>10717313 >>10717330 lel I'm too lazy to keep this up I was just fucking with everyone, penis inspection day was never a thing

7 hours later 10717399 Anonymous
>>10717380 u avin a giggle m8? There be dangerous lumps to be had if you aint inspectin ya wanker ever fortnight

7 hours later 10717418 Anonymous
>penis inspection day >examiner is hot nurse >get boner >disqualified for being too small >tfw

8 hours later 10717649 Anonymous
Been awhile since I've seen a PID thread. Should fool a lot of people.

8 hours later 10717787 Anonymous
We had this in high school. It was to check for STDs. Anybody who was found to have an STD was disciplined severely.

8 hours later 10717791 Anonymous
>tfw when a nurse fucks a 13 year old with an oversized dick >tfw she gets 0 jail time more proof that to be male is suffering

8 hours later 10717803 Anonymous (1302185583113.jpg 525x650 59kB)
>1994 >penis inspection day >results are tallied and posted on the notice board >awards ceremony follows >i receive award for 'most improved' >of course jamal wins again for 'largest member' >fucking jamal, everyone knows he always fucks the nurses

8 hours later 10717821 Anonymous (1391465368434.jpg 268x262 10kB)
>bring some bar slut home to fuck >she asks me to present my PID certificate >I was home-schooled >at that moment a SWAT team bursts through my door >scheduled for deportation to Thailand for failure to produce proper PID documentation >fuck you mom

8 hours later 10717832 Anonymous
>>10717649 >Should fool a lot of people >link to a pediatric forum specifically explaining how penis inspections (read: legal molestation) are done at public schools in Britain ya nah ur a kunt

8 hours later 10717857 Anonymous
>>10717832 >open link to see "proof" >it's a forum with no actual evidence, just hearsay >laugh and close tab 1/10 you got me.

8 hours later 10717869 Anonymous
>>10717857 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkud 4XkroSs ok how about this? fucking yuropoors are so bizarre

8 hours later 10717888 Anonymous
>>10717869 Description translated: Description of male genitalia on a live model. Ukrainian boy with doctors. Category: Education

8 hours later 10717902 Anonymous
>>10717888 >perfectly matches up with everything that was posted in that forum >"lol nope its still just hearsay post proof" youre fucking hopeless

9 hours later 10717911 newt
I'm from the UK and my testicles were inspected by the school nurse to check for testicular cancer.

9 hours later 10717918 Anonymous
>>10717902 If you look at the translation and the video, it's clearly for education purposes. How does this prove that PID exists and is widespread in the school system? The guy in the video is probably 18 anyways. >making false connections without any hard evidence Who am I kidding, you're just shitposting anyways.

9 hours later 10717930 Anonymous
>>10717902 Fake medical videos are pretty widespread I've watched a few in my time, purely for educational purposes and not at all to masturbate to

9 hours later 10717946 Anonymous
Yeah Britbong here and PID is a real thing. In my school they made you play with fingerboxes to distract you in order to avoid the dreaded erection. Seriously though, is /r9k/ really this paranoid?

9 hours later 10717963 Anonymous
>>10717918 he is 18 and it is for educational purposes its educating on how to conduct a proper examination of male genitalia, which means THAT is what they were doing to those kids mentioned in the forum. im not trying to claim its video proof of a PID examination

9 hours later 10717983 Anonymous
I had have my penis expected every checkup. Its always an old lady, or middle aged woman. She only touches my penis for like...2 seconds. I never ask them to stop.

9 hours later 10718005 Anonymous
>>10717963 So your proof that PID is real is a forum of people without any hard evidence, and a video which is loosely related to them at best. lel

9 hours later 10718044 Anonymous
OP here. I posted this to bring to light the massive double standard present in those forum posts. The women are talking about how it's arousing to see 13 year old boys get erections during the examinations and even saying it's impressive. And everyone is ok with that. Imagine if for a minute it read like this: >I'm a male doctor that used to go to schools to do vaginal inspections of 13 year old girls. I have to admit it's impressive how tight those girls were. Some times they would start breathing heavy and I could see that their nipples became erect during the examination but I tried to avoid it. I can't say I wasn't aroused though, afterall I'm only human. He would have been fucking condemned. The FBI would have raided his house, shot his dog, seized his computer and sent him to Guantanamo.

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