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2014-02-19 10:20 10698120 Anonymous (Snapshot_20131112_1.jpg 320x240 17kB)
Ask a polyp anything.

2 min later 10698135 Anonymous
What is a polyp, OP ?

5 min later 10698159 Anonymous
So you're a growth on a mucous membrane? How's that working out for you, OP?

8 min later 10698179 Anonymous (Polypen_einer_Gorgonie.jpg 302x201 39kB)
You don't look like one, are you wearing a human disguise?

15 min later 10698229 Anonymous
>>10698135 Polyamorous. >>10698159 No. >>10698179 Some people consider me sub-human just because I fuck around.

19 min later 10698256 Anonymous
craziest thing you have done sexually and do you take drugs?

19 min later 10698258 Anonymous
>>10698229 What the fuck is a polyamorous and more importantly r u a grill?

20 min later 10698270 Anonymous
Thoughts on femdom?

21 min later 10698277 Anonymous
>>10698229 Imma bump this shit because if r9k takes the bait, this'll be great.

21 min later 10698282 Anonymous
What is your favourite function?

21 min later 10698287 Anonymous
You ever try to suck your own dick?

22 min later 10698291 Anonymous
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22 min later 10698298 Anonymous
how skilled a fisherman are you in comparison to your friends?

24 min later 10698314 Anonymous
Is polyamorous one of those dudes who think they're something else, like women or dolphins? Pls explain.

25 min later 10698317 Anonymous
>>10698256 Double fisting while having my nipples electrocuted. I like mescaline. >>10698287 I tried, but I could only get my lips around the head and then I got my lipring caught on my frenulum,

27 min later 10698335 Anonymous
Do you think Kendrick Lamar was robbed of his Grammy when Macklemore won the Best Rap Album category? The correct answer is yes

28 min later 10698352 Anonymous
>>10698258 Being polyamorous means being (able to be) in love with several people at once. So a polyamorous person might have two girlfriends/boyfriends at once or even more. What's important is that it's not just about fucking around. I mean, sure you can be polyamorous and still be a slut. But they don't necessarly come together. These relationships can still exclude anybody who isn't part of them. They just aren't monogamous.

30 min later 10698368 Anonymous
>>10698352 That's bullshit and you know it. You can't truly love more than one person in a romantic way. That word is just an excuse to be a slut

30 min later 10698376 Anonymous
>>10698352 So it's people who fuck and/or date different people at the same time, and their partners know about it but are cool with it? That's it?

34 min later 10698402 Anonymous
>>10698368 >You can't truly love more than one person in a romantic way. You can love several friends, both your parents, several kids, but not more than one partner. >but romantic love is different because reasons! Yeah, sure it is, buddy. Tell me, since it's fact that many cultures did or still do practice polygamy and since many animals do the same - what makes you think, that monogamy is the only possible way to go? Oh, right, because our culture says so. The very culture you just happen to be born in. What a coincidence. >That word is just an excuse to be a slut No, if you want to be a slut, you just become a slut. If polyamorous people wanted to slut around, why would so many stay true to their partners? And why wouldn't they date an infinite number of partners? Why would their be relationships made up of two girs and a guy? So many questions. And not a single answer.

34 min later 10698406 Anonymous
>>10698317 How long does mescaline last? I'm thinking about buying some San Pedro

35 min later 10698411 Anonymous
>>10698376 This basically. The partners all knowing and being cool with it is part of the concept of being polyamorous. Because if that wasn't the case it wouldn't be polyamory but simply good old cheating, which obviously isn't cool (but still done by many people, to be sure).

35 min later 10698417 Anonymous
>>10698402 To be fair, as long as their partners know about it, it's cool, if they don't want their partners fucking other people, they can just leave.

36 min later 10698424 Anonymous
>>10698335 Yes. This feminist bitch on Facebook was actually convinced that Macklemore deserved the award. Top fucking kek

36 min later 10698427 Anonymous
Do you skateboard? I skateboard. I can do some sick tricks. I can like jump, like this high!

36 min later 10698429 Anonymous
>>10698417 Sounds like cuckold to me. >>10698402 *tips fedora*

38 min later 10698444 Anonymous
>>10698424 Which feminist bitch?

38 min later 10698452 Anonymous
>>10698429 Well, there's no law against it, and as long as all the parties involved are getting into it willingly, then who am I to tell them to stop? >>10698411 You're alright.

39 min later 10698464 Anonymous
>>10698229 >Polyamorous. Oh so you're a typical woman, makes sense.

40 min later 10698465 Anonymous
>>10698452 Do you skateboard? Can you do a kickflip? Plx show us if u can

40 min later 10698466 Anonymous
>>10698424 Niggers get rap awards all the fucking time, let a white dude get one for once. I mean, we let a black dude be president (even if he's a fuck up), at least give us a Grammy.

40 min later 10698470 Anonymous
>>10698229 Are you an in an actual polyamorous relationship or do you just consider yourself to be polyamorous? What is your sexual orientation?

40 min later 10698471 Anonymous
>>10698429 >Sounds like cuckold to me. It sounds like cuckold to you because to r9k everything that isn't a guy and a girl losing their virginities to each other and then staying monogamous for the rest of their lifes is sounds like cuckold. However, in the real world a cuckold is a guy getting off on his girlfriend cheating on him. If it's not an act of cheating but the girlfriend sleeping with a guy who is also her boyfriend and boyfriend number 1 approving, it's hardly cuckolding. Even less so if boyfriend 1 and boyfriend 2 are bi and also dating each other. Or if you have a guy with two girls. How could a guy dating two chicks possibly constitute cuckolding if you aren't some autistic robot? >*tips fedora* There was a time when tipping your fedora actually used to mean something. Now it's just used for: >I disagree with you but am to dumb to come up with actual arguments

42 min later 10698481 Anonymous
>>10698471 Whatever you say degenerate.

43 min later 10698498 Anonymous
>>10698429 >tips fedora You're as retarded as the dumbfucks who misuse "edgy" and cuckold There is nothing fedora tier here. Fedora only applies to condescending atheists.

43 min later 10698500 Anonymous
>>10698470 >consider yourself to be polyamorous This concept is so utterly retarded and also why I despise most polyamorous people, despite being polyamorous myself. If you are not in a poly relationship you are not poly, goddamn. It's not a fucking sexual orientation like being gay or straight. If you happen to love several people, fair enough. But if you happen to love just one person, don't lable yourself "poly" just because it's what all the hipsters do nowdays.

45 min later 10698515 Anonymous
>>10698500 People who aren't in monogamous relationships but would like to be in one and can't imagine practicing nonmonogamy would consider themselves monogamous. Same goes with polyamory. It is an orientation, just not gender based.

45 min later 10698519 Anonymous
>>10698481 >Proving his point about not having any arguments Way to go, man!

48 min later 10698538 Anonymous
>>10698515 Only an orientation is something you are born with, not something society and your personality decide about. And while people who insist on being monogamous, simply because it's a social standard are retarded (if you happen to fall in love with a second person, do you just send them away?), so are people who insist they NEED several partners to be happy, like one isn't enough for some reason. Just chill out, people, and don't make your relationship dynamics a fucking lifestyle.

49 min later 10698551 Anonymous
>>10698515 It is gender based because its gender biased. Being a poly female is like claiming your privelege. The only poly guys are either Mormon or Chads, which dont make up the majority of males meanwhile this serves its purpose for any female.

49 min later 10698554 Anonymous
Dear god, were you not getting enough attention on tumblr? Please fucking kill yourself, there's no other answer.

52 min later 10698584 Anonymous
>>10698538 Orientation isn't defined as a predisposition. It's simply defined as : "the direction of someone's interest or attitude, esp. political or sexual." You can make an argument that sexual orientation (gender based, i.e gay, straight, bi) is a predisposition (people are born that way). However, that doesn't mean that being monogamous or poly is also a predisposition...

58 min later 10698641 Anonymous
>>10698551 I know you guys like pretending all women are sluts and yadda yadda, but no, there actually are quite a few poly guys who are neither mormon nor Chads. And no, I am not speaking of Muslims. You know, just because you faggots can't even get one girlfriend doesn't mean there aren't guys who can get two. (Or a girlfriend and a boyfriend. Or two boyfriends. It's not like poly is associated with any certain orientation.)

1 hours later 10698710 Anonymous
>>10698641 No actually, it's not just us. An average guy is only slightly more sexually experienced. I'm not talking full on normalfag here, but guys just dont have sex as much as women do because of all the hoops you need to jump through first.

1 hours later 10698729 Anonymous
>>10698120 Can I have some of your cereal?

1 hours later 10698746 Anonymous
>I'm a special person and I need a special name!!!! Back to tumblr with you.

1 hours later 10698749 Anonymous
>>10698120 I'd flood your boypussy with my cum, you little faggot.

1 hours later 10698785 Anonymous
>>10698746 Tumblr is actually very anti-polyamory.

1 hours later 10698832 Anonymous
>>10698785 To some degree. >tfw main partner in my vee has a tumblr >uses words like metamour and polycule from tumblr blogs all the time So weird

1 hours later 10698847 Anonymous (PolyMollusc.png 778x995 63kB)
Wow, a relevant thread, just when I needed it. How do I respond, /r9k/?

1 hours later 10698900 Anonymous
>>10698368 I feel raped already. >>10698376 Yes.

1 hours later 10698912 Anonymous
>>10698847 You're red guy? You are sorta being a dick there. I wouldn't respond, it was clearly a joke account.

1 hours later 10698975 Anonymous
>>10698912 What she doesn't know is that I understand perfectly well. I understand that there are loads of people on Tumblr who want to be special little snowflakes, with special little names for their quirks/disorders/fetishes. I find it hilarious.

1 hours later 10699049 Anonymous
>>10698975 Yeah the joke was pretty obvious there But if that's all you're using the account for why even log into it? It's already done, nothing you can add to it now really. You barely even roleplayed a tumblr person. You gotta layer it a bit, you know?

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