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2014-02-19 08:28 10697052 Anonymous (1385157220683.jpg 250x300 12kB)
>tfw 21 yo white male KV
>tfw all of the good ones have been taken
>tfw all the rest have already been ran through by Chad Thundercock or Tyrone BBC and are now jaded, bitter and distrusting of any man
What's the point anymore /r9k/? Just because I didn't roll Chad or Tyrone's genes at birth there is no way I can ever possibly get a decent girlfriend now. I've not even got anything particularly wrong with me, it's just that since I'm not Chad or Tyrone I'm playing the dating game as a gimped class.
3 min later 10697074 Anonymous
holy shit stop making shit thread like this, you white nigger
3 min later 10697076 Anonymous
shut the fuck up.
whiny ass cunt boy
4 min later 10697090 Anonymous
There is no point.
Just like this thread, there is no point. Unless you made it to make us try to convince you otherwise, which isn't possible because you're right.
6 min later 10697102 Anonymous
>>10697074
>white nigger
uhhh what.
11 min later 10697134 Anonymous
Tyrone here
I'm a 20 yr old virgin who is going to be a virgin prolly forever because I'm a cripple. I will prolly die early to because I can't exercise and have lots of problems with my immune system, heart, thyroid, brain, etc. Be happy you get to have an active life. I will always be a short fat cripple. Being well endowed his meaningless when you can't take advantage of it
14 min later 10697154 Anonymous
this is one of those hard facts of life that you have to deal with. you either get prime pussy OR settle for sloppy used pussy.
16 min later 10697173 Anonymous
>>10697052
>I've not even got anything particularly wrong with me
you're posting this on /r9k/, I'd like to see you explain this contradiction.
19 min later 10697198 Anonymous
>>10697052
>>10695715
Whaa, whaa, whaa!
I'll sit and cry about it through my keyboard. Whaa, whaa, whaa.
22 min later 10697219 Anonymous
>>10697052
You now learn to be Chad/Tyrone and fuck girls left and right.
23 min later 10697235 Anonymous
>>10697198
>Whaa
>Not Baaaw
0/10
25 min later 10697257 Anonymous
>>10697052
dude 21 isn't too late
I'd say you're too late around age 27
I went back to college at age 26 and started dating 18 year olds, and finally settled down with a 21 year old qt
26 min later 10697263 Anonymous
>>10697219
>Implying that is a good option
You recognize that once you go down that path it makes settling down really hard.
27 min later 10697277 Anonymous
>>10697235
No, babies say whaa. When men post shit like this and act like defenseless babies (whaa) feminism wins.
28 min later 10697293 Anonymous
>>10697277
It sounds fucking retarded and it doesn't prove anything
Might as well be a shitpost.
28 min later 10697295 Anonymous
>>10697263
>settling down
>any year after the feminist revolution
Girls don't need you, they earn their own money, and 99/100 times they're not marriage material either way. Just fuck around, buddy.
30 min later 10697305 Anonymous
>>10697277
"Wahhh" It's shit m8
Use something better.
30 min later 10697312 Anonymous (66e132cd29c6a779469f5387cdd021e5a4f1a48f.jpg 318x370 30kB)
>>10697277
>feminism
>win
choose one
31 min later 10697319 Anonymous
>>10697295
>Just fuck around buddy
>Implying that you want that kind of lifestyle
Enjoy being a lonely alcoholic at 40 when all your friends and coworkers are settled and you are still ramming bare pussy.
32 min later 10697326 Anonymous
>>10697293
>It doesn't prove anything
What the fuck are you even talking about? Men on this board like OP sit around, bawl, cry, and post shit like they're defenseless little babies.
Looking for any excuse in the world as to why they aren't successful with women. Then have the audacity to try and turn around and claim it's women's fault for their own perceived short-comings.
Get off your ass, out of your house, off of /r9k/ and actually start talking to women if you want a girlfriend.
Oh, I know, it's easier to sit around and blame women and make a bunch of excuses as to why "women don't want me"
Fuck off cunt.
34 min later 10697354 Anonymous
>>10697319
It's waaaaaaaay better than the alternative... or do you want to be one of those guys who got married, and either their wives turned into whales who wouldn't fuck them, or, like half of the marriages, want out and are after your money.
34 min later 10697356 Anonymous
>>10697312
>so autistic didn't even read the post above
>so autistic doesn't even get the point about why when men act like defenseless little babies, man children, that feminism wins.
35 min later 10697360 Anonymous
>>10697326
I think the one who should fuck off it's you
Your super "wahh wahh" posts are not gonna stop OP from posting this shit everyday.
At least other people try to give him advice, unlike you that all you do is post some stupid shit.
36 min later 10697370 Anonymous
>>10697052
Stop going after sluts faggot. I'm 22, and since the age of 16, I've gone through 11 virgins.
How did I do it? I went to church(ones nobody I personally know go to). I put on the facade of a god loving fellow. I meet a nice girl. I use my silver tongue of charisma. We end up having sex. She loses her virginity to me. I lose my make believe virginity to her.
Go to church, bitch. Also go for younger girls.
36 min later 10697371 Anonymous
>>10697356
>2014
>still using autism as an insult
Get a new buzzword m8
Look up for them in /v/
38 min later 10697389 Anonymous
>>10697198
There's a good junk of people on /r9k/ that just don't think a relationship is worth all the things they have to change and all the rejections they'll have to go through.
Trade offs. .r9k/s just a place to vent.
39 min later 10697398 Anonymous
Become Chad
Pump and Dump
Never have kids
You win
39 min later 10697399 Anonymous
>>10697354
I don't know, being a player means you always have the risk that a crazy woman tries to suck you into child support so I don't think it is that much of a difference.
40 min later 10697405 Anonymous
Date 14 year olds. Be a positive male influence in their life.
40 min later 10697411 Anonymous
>>10697360
What advice exactly are people giving? "Yeah man, they're all bitches and sluts." "Yeah man, you're right, you're never going to make it."
The crab pot mentality sure is helpful around here, let me tell you.
I did give some solid advice:
>>10697326
Instead of acting like a little bitch crying on your keyboard, get out of the house and start interacting with some women.
Oh no! You may not actually succeed with every woman you interact with! The "bitches and sluts" may already be in a relationship. Or you may not be their type. Or they may be in a bad mood and you're convenient to take it out on.
So, if you talk to 2 women and you get rejected both times, don't forget to come back to /r9k/ and cry about it.
Fuck off
I'm taking this board back.
41 min later 10697421 Anonymous
>>10697399
I have had 3 99 dubs posts today. I am basically so right it hurts.
41 min later 10697423 Anonymous
>>10697370
>tfw Satan is stealing the maidenhoods of all these wholesome Christian and Catholic girls.
Begone Satan.
42 min later 10697430 Anonymous
>>10697421
Lel. While I do agree that there's a risk, at least it's a small one, you can even just get a vasectomy and go fuck as many girls as you want.
It's not like flipping a coin and if it's tails, your value is cut in half.
42 min later 10697441 Anonymous
>>10697134
>implying to be Tyrone you only have to be black.
I guess I'm chad than since I'm white.
43 min later 10697442 54m50n (tumblr_mzvqk0pYJ51rckw3lo1_1280.jpg 777x976 87kB)
you're right. even the ones who seem low status enough to like you are constantly seeking Chads
44 min later 10697458 Anonymous (1280283478200.png 336x358 31kB)
>>10697411
>get out of the house and start interacting with some women.
>"just go outside"
>"just b yourself m8"
Such a great advice, so new and usefull.
>I'm taking this board back.
Sure you are with posting shit tier advice and telling people to fuck off with your great "wahh wahh" posts.
45 min later 10697463 Anonymous
>>10697442
Christ, that is so painful to read.
justtobesure
46 min later 10697478 Anonymous (1307745255105.jpg 1100x1192 273kB)
OP
Just
Pump
And Dump
Chad does it, why shouldn't you?
Normies and robots agree women are bitches and whores.
Just do it
47 min later 10697491 Anonymous
>>10697389
You're a reasonable person. The point is nobody has to change. All that stuff are just excuses guys make. There are plenty of men out there who have one or more of those problems in the green text and still have girlfriends.
It's easier to blame women, society, and make excuses than it is to just start talking to some women. Start pushing yourself out of your comfort zone.
Sitting around feeling sorry for yourself and crying on /r9k/ isn't going to change shit.
Feminists don't want men to act like men. Ironically, that's what a lot of people on this board are doing. They hate feminists and what feminism has done to society, yet, they're playing right into the hands of the feminists.
Fuck them, time to start throwing it back in their face.
48 min later 10697496 54m50n
>>10697478
you can only do that if you're a Chad who has over 9000 women chasing him. otherwise, prepare to be dropped like a hot potato so she can seek people from /fit/
48 min later 10697499 Anonymous
>>10697052
>white male
>I'm playing the dating game as a gimped class
haha oh wow
51 min later 10697524 Anonymous (1304476113696.gif 400x338 360kB)
Just get a waifu OP
Stop beating yourself over 3D women
Waifufags are happy people
51 min later 10697528 Anonymous
>>10697458
Yeah, sitting around making excuses and not pushing yourself past your comfort zone and crying on /r9k/ is much more productive though, right?
Yeah, you really do just have to be yourself. It really is that easy. Just because it didn't work on little Suzie in 9th grade doesn't mean "being yourself" won't work for a woman who will like you for you.
Stop being a faggot. Man the fuck up.
53 min later 10697548 Anonymous
>>10697478
What if I don't want casual sex and just want a gf?
I couldn't care less about sex.
53 min later 10697551 Anonymous (4.png 289x456 50kB)
>>10697528
I am not OP
No one is gonna win this argument no mater how much we insult eachother.
Let's just agree OP is a faggot.
54 min later 10697565 Anonymous
>>10697548
If you don't care about sex, then get a female bff. Honestly though, if you REALLY don't care about sex, get a close friend, no matter the sex.
55 min later 10697581 Anonymous (1314825082291.png 421x315 153kB)
>>10697548
Too bad.
No gf then.
55 min later 10697584 Anonymous
>>10697565
But...I want a gf. The bond between a real gf and a friend is (or should be, imo) stronger.
Plus you get to kiss and hugg and cuddle.
56 min later 10697591 Anonymous
>>10697584
WELL TOO BAD
NO GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU
57 min later 10697602 Anonymous
>>10697584
That's boring to girls
Girls just wanna slut up and have fun
58 min later 10697603 Anonymous
>>10697581
>>10697591
u wana go m8?
59 min later 10697613 Anonymous (1283983453.jpg 132x160 9kB)
>>10697603
Only if you are ready bud
1 hours later 10697620 Anonymous
>>10697584
A gf is purely a really really close friend who lives with ya and you fuck sometimes.
And if you don't care about SEXUAL STUFF like kissing and cuddling and etc etc, then go be some girl's gay bff. If you do, then, well, good luck.
1 hours later 10697621 Anonymous
>>10697613
as ready as I'll ever be
h-hah but you and >>10697602 aren't really serious, are you? Please tell me you're not. All trolling aside, come on man.
1 hours later 10697628 Anonymous (1.png 467x453 15kB)
>>10697458
>>"just go outside"
>>"just b yourself m8"
he is right though. the only way to get women is get out of your comfort bubble and interact with women either online or irl. there is no other choice. this is the truth.
1 hours later 10697634 Anonymous
>>10697620
I said sex, not sexual stuff.
I would kill for cuddles and shit.
1 hours later 10697638 Anonymous (1028981293.jpg 237x315 9kB)
>>10697621
Can't handle the truth?
1 hours later 10697655 Anonymous
>>10697634
Then, as I said, good luck, welcome to the club, we all want that shit (usually with sex involved though, sex is great, I dunno why you'd avoid it willingly).
1 hours later 10697663 Anonymous
>>10697052
Top kek
>white people gimped class
I aint even white
1 hours later 10697675 Anonymous
>>10697655
I'm not saying I don't want it at all, I can just go without. No big deal.
Meh, this is kinda sad. Or...very...
1 hours later 10697685 Anonymous
>>10697675
It's cool, brah, every single man wants that, and most get it, honestly.
There's a very small minority that don't, and the chances of you being one of those sad fucks is very low. Chill.
1 hours later 10697691 Anonymous
>>10697613
*grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK O-OFF?
1 hours later 10697712 Anonymous
>>10697602
>Girls just wanna slut up and have fun
this is quite accurate from what i have observed. people in their early twenties just want to have fun and enjoy their youth; they simply are not interested in settling down at that age. so, the probability of obtaining a lasting relationship at this stage in life is rather slim; don't expect to find "the one".
>tfw you are not part of the cock carousel and no girl will ride on your cock
1 hours later 10697730 Anonymous (7 derail.jpg 500x500 113kB)
>>10697712
>tfw I want to but 99.9% of women don't so all I can do is just fuck around
1 hours later 10697749 Anonymous
>>10697712
BUT WHY?!
holy shit I would find no greater joy than to find a person, a single person I can share myself with. This will be the epitome of my life.
This is soda pressing.
1 hours later 10697752 Anonymous
>21
>all the good women are taken
This is bullshit. The "good women" aren't sheep who get married to the first Chad who fucks them. The "good women" are independent, strong people, but /r9k/ knows nothing about that.
1 hours later 10697755 Anonymous
>>10697685
It's sad because I know you actually believe that.
1 hours later 10697766 Anonymous
>>10697749
Blame people being stupid fucks with a hivemind
1 hours later 10697775 Anonymous
>>10697755
In OP's case "the good women are taken" means "the good women won't fuck me."
1 hours later 10697781 Anonymous
>>10697219
You can't just learn to be Chad. You're either born Chad or you're not.
1 hours later 10697789 Anonymous
>>10697766
I don't know who to blame. I don't see how I am in the wrong here, but if so many people are doing it then it probably isn't wrong.
1 hours later 10697808 Anonymous
>>10697789
>but if so many people are doing it then it probably isn't wrong.
That's the mindset that turns women into sluts and people into stupid fucks.
1 hours later 10697829 Anonymous
>>10697749
>BUT WHY?!
because (self interest + sexual liberation) basically. having casual sex is increasingly and having a large number of previous partners is quickly becoming the norm. you either learn to adapt of fall behind.
1 hours later 10697849 Anonymous
>>10697808
Yeah but are none of them fucking smart enough to ask themselves if that's the okay thing to do and not just blindly do it because lol my bffff is doing it :))
I know asking this on /r9k/ won't really do much but fuckkkkkk
>>10697829
Exactly, why is it becoming the norm? It's infuriating. Like tomorrow it becomes to norm to touch a person's reproductive organs when you meet instead of shake their hand.
Everyone will do it because everyone's doing it and I'll still be going "WHY"
1 hours later 10697909 Anonymous
>>10697849
Because people are stupid and desperate trying to fit in with society.
Women being more stupid of course.
1 hours later 10697937 Anonymous
>>10697849
>Exactly, why is it becoming the norm?
because muh slut shaming, muh miley cyrus, muh justing bieber, muh twerk. this is the mantra and idols the incoming next generation is operating under/look up to.
1 hours later 10697972 Anonymous
lol
tfw white with an 8" penis
greatest feeling of all time
stay mad op. i can bang these sluts out better than ya boy tyrone.
1 hours later 10697975 Anonymous
>>10697937
but why are people too dumb to think for their own?!?!
Can't they just think for a second and go "Wait a second, this popular idol I'm worshiping has absolutely no positive affect on me."
IS IT SO HARD?!
1 hours later 10697990 Anonymous (1277597417048.jpg 600x400 25kB)
>>10697975
It's only going to get worse
Get a waifu while you can.
2 hours later 10698228 Anonymous
>>10697975
>but why are people too dumb to think for their own?!?!
like i already said, this current generation is operating under YOLO mantra. it would make sense that young adults are a bit more hedonistic than their parents were.
2 hours later 10698608 Anonymous
>>10697691
Is there a pasta that this is from? This is my favorite r9k meme
2 hours later 10698644 Anonymous
>>10697052
Racemix. You're white, which gives you extremely high value by default, so non-white women, even really cute ones with great personalities, will view you as an awesome boyfriend and won't at all mind if you're a bit shy or quiet, because your whiteness cancels it all out.
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