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2014-01-23 12:39 10364187 Muses (Theplebgames.jpg 284x177 6kB)
So I just got back from seeing Gravity, It was a terrible film. All of Sandra Bullocks movies are terrible. Speaking of bad movies, what was the worst movies you've ever seen? Mine would have to be pic related. It was a terrible film to begin with and the fanbase makes even worse. Its basically harry potter with Archery. Harry Potter is also a terrible series for autistic people.

3 min later 10364221 Anonymous
But I liked gravity

3 min later 10364223 Anonymous
I agree mostly, Hunger games was tolerable, Gravity and HP are terrible. No movie comes close to being as bad as GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra.

4 min later 10364227 Muses
>>10364221 It was terrible, but not so terrible that i would demean and degrade anyone who likes it.

5 min later 10364242 Anonymous (Shit Accessories.jpg 626x460 63kB)
I have seen bad movies of which you can't even conceive. Incubus. Super Hell. Breakin' 2. Bela Lugosi vs. a Brooklyn Gorilla. Samurai Cop. Midnight Meat Train. Hell Comes to Frogtown 2. The list goes on.

6 min later 10364261 Anonymous (1382037785113s.jpg 250x183 6kB)
What movies does muses like

7 min later 10364265 Anonymous
Gravity was pretty good. I respect it for trying to make an entire movie centered around 2 characters, but because of that it has a very big problem of memorability. Still good, and I had fun the entire time just wondering what will happen next Hunger Games is flat out shit. Its obvious that it was made specifically for a certain demographic, as every guy in the movie is either potato levels retarded or just evil

7 min later 10364273 Anonymous
>>10364187 american psycho was fucking awful

8 min later 10364277 Anonymous
>>10364187 I saw that Snow White movie with Kristen Stewart in it. Hunger Games is pretty bad, but it's not that bad.

9 min later 10364286 MJ Mage
>tfw I watched both Hunger Games movies and thought they were okay I don't understand the fanaticism behind it but I didn't hate the movies. >Harry Potter I jerked off to Emma Watson so many times though

9 min later 10364287 Muses
>>10364261 I actually don't watch many movies. I kind of liked 12 years a slave, Jango, Ferris Beullers Day off and recently I watched the Big Lebowski which i really liked.

10 min later 10364294 Anonymous (image.jpg 5000x5000 1601kB)
RED2 was so bad that i sharted when i watched it >mfw

10 min later 10364297 Muses
>>10364286 Emma Watson isn't even hot. Shes a petite british girl.

10 min later 10364299 MJ Mage (1384727351286.jpg 1921x1075 421kB)
>>10364277 Why would you ever decide to see that movie?

11 min later 10364311 Anonymous
>>10364223 >No movie comes close to being as bad as GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra Please. At least that had a big budget and good special effects. No way is it worse than something like The Day the Earth Froze or I Accuse My Parents or Track of the Moon-Beast.

14 min later 10364330 Anonymous (1382737326662.jpg 400x538 69kB)
>>10364287 >12 years a slave >django unchained White guilt perpetuating, circumsized cock sucking nigger lover spotted

14 min later 10364331 greenshirtbanger
anything by seth rogen is usually fucking horrible, even when stoned. like for real man i dont wanna waste my time watching shitty movies about stoners doing things............ fuck the hunger games is tolerable but its fucking bad first LOTR is real nice though as that seems to get a ton of hate on here. I also liked the hobbit cus it made me feel comfy. muses you should watch stalker by andrei tarkovsky while stoned comfortably.

15 min later 10364344 Muses
>>10364330 edgy 12 year old /pol/ "nazi" spotted

16 min later 10364359 Muses
>>10364331 >tells me that i should be friends with a stoner because thats "degeneracy" >is a stoner ur dum greenshirtbro

17 min later 10364370 Anonymous
>>10364330 >LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS ABOUT RACE Go back to /pol/. At this point I don't so much disagree with you as I am sick of listening to you.

17 min later 10364373 greenshirtbanger
>>10364359 no ur dumb for taking stuff seriously for real watch stalker by andrei tarkovsy u will probably dig it.

18 min later 10364378 Anonymous
I went to the theater to watch Olympus has Fallen, but when I got to the window I mixed up my movies and asked for GI Joe. I realized my error almost instantly, but he was already getting my ticket. I was too beta to ask for the movie I wanted to see, so I went and say GI Joe 2. Worst fucking movie I have ever payed to see. Shitty action, cliched as shit, horrible writing, shitty actors. I stayed for the whole movie.

19 min later 10364393 MJ Mage
>>10364331 I've always thought comedy is kind of a national thing. Murrikans don't like Brit humor, by and large, and Britbongs don't like Amerijew humor. And no one from Australia is funny

19 min later 10364396 Anonymous
>>10364330 I will pray for your soul. Slavery has been over for a while. I'm sorry you can't wait a black film without feeling guilty.

20 min later 10364406 greenshirtbanger
>>10364393 what m8 your telling me you dont like peep show? nearly every american gets britbong humour and a few posts on here suggest they prefer it lmao

21 min later 10364419 Anonymous
>>10364393 >Murrikans don't like Brit humor Explain the massive popularity of Monty Python and Douglas Adams.

22 min later 10364424 Anonymous
>>10364299 I like her crackwhore-esque appearance. It really was not worth it though.

22 min later 10364428 Anonymous
>>10364419 Britaboos.

22 min later 10364429 Anonymous
>>10364393 >Murrikans don't like Brit humor Are you high?

23 min later 10364436 Anonymous
>>10364393 >no one from Australia is funny Summer Heights High was funny as fuck.

23 min later 10364443 Anonymous
hunger games was pretty shit a really bad adaptation of the idea battle royale

24 min later 10364449 Anonymous
>>10364428 Now explain it in a way that actually makes sense.

26 min later 10364474 Anonymous
>>10364443 How are they the same?

27 min later 10364485 MJ Mage
>>10364406 4chan doesn't represent the average American, nor do I for the most part. >>10364419 Mostly exceptions to the rule. It's not hard and fast that all Americans dislike ALL brit humor and vice versa, it's more that the majority doesn't find most brit humor all that appealing in comparison to American humor. The point is what appeals to one is not the same as what appeals to the other

30 min later 10364502 Anonymous
>>10364187 Everyone hates on Harry Potter because its the cool thing to do, go fuck yourself I ain't afraid to say I loved those books.

38 min later 10364578 Anonymous
The Hunger Games, as far as the films go, is a well made series with a competent cast and a competent story that clearly has an endgame. It's not a modern masterpiece and clearly takes influences from other works, but it's nice to see a blockbuster series of this quality.

40 min later 10364592 Anonymous
Gravity was feminist garbage.

42 min later 10364610 Anonymous
>>10364474 they both work off the same premise a tyrannical government that randomly selects kids to fight to the death in order to keep the population under control.

46 min later 10364640 Anonymous
The worst movie I've ever seen are the star wars series. Yes, including the old ones, its just total shit, I thought it was cool af when i was 12 but then i rewatched it and realized how awful they are. I mean I like the expanded universe and shit but the actual movies aren't very good.

51 min later 10364689 Anonymous (ss (2013-11-14 at 10.42.06).png 1280x719 2041kB)
Them Transformers movies. I don't even know why I agreed to watch them.

53 min later 10364708 Anonymous
>>10364502 since when do people hate on harry pottah? it's like the most popular films/books around, and has been for like a decade.

58 min later 10364755 Muses
>>10364592 Just because it had a woman as the lead doesn't mean its feminist propaganda.

1 hours later 10364803 Anonymous
>>10364708 Hating on it is popular on 4chan and with my friends, just constantly call it shitty because its popular.

1 hours later 10365272 Anonymous
Worst film I've ever seen, Schindlers list.. And im Jewish, nobody comes out of that bore / pity fest good

1 hours later 10365296 Anonymous
>>10364436 That was filmed at my high school. I was in the in the intro. Chris Lilley isn't very funny though

1 hours later 10365299 Muses
>>10365272 You do realize that the movies based on actual events, fag?

1 hours later 10365336 Anonymous
>>10365299 Don't care its just a portrayal, to me it was like one big propaganda piece

3 hours later 10366039 Anonymous (tumblr_lrpbb6SFIj1qarqrxo1_500.gif 480x261 506kB)
anyone seen troll 2

3 hours later 10366242 Anonymous
>>10364187 Birdemic

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