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2014-01-19 05:12 10323460 Anonymous (1390147576827.jpg 1085x873 110kB)
Why don't you just date a chubby nerdy girl /r9k/?
0 min later 10323465 Anonymous
I think they all have mental problems that put mine to shame.
1 min later 10323472 Anonymous
I tried. They have higher standards than the pretty girls. It's really weird.
4 min later 10323492 Anonymous
>>10323460
>Chubby
It shows lazyness and a complete lack of effort to improve oneself. This is the kind of girl that deserves to be treated like filth, which she is.
>Nerdy
There are no nerdy girls, only "nurd gurlz xDDDD"
Also, this
>>10323472
4 min later 10323499 Anonymous
>>10323460
because i don't like "nerdy" people.
they aren't even nerds, they just use the moniker because "dweeb" and "dork" have negative connotations.
5 min later 10323502 Anonymous
>>10323460
>Why don't you just date a chubby nerdy girl /r9k/?
Why do you assume we have high standards?
I have no standards at all. Obese women, burn victims, and trannies are totally acceptable for me. Also, I'm attractive, tall, and wealthy. Still no gf.
>tfw it's impossible to get a gf.
5 min later 10323503 Anonymous
>>10323460
Because they're usually repulsive and I find their company most disagreeable.
6 min later 10323513 Anonymous
>>10323502
>Why do you assume we have high standards?
I don't, I'm just wondering why don't you date someone like the girl in the OP for example, there are so many on the internet. If you're attractive, tall, and wealthy, you can have 10 of them on your dick every day, I meant mostly for the chubby nerdy robots.
7 min later 10323524 Anonymous
Because they are boring.
8 min later 10323528 Anonymous
>>10323513
>If you're attractive, tall, and wealthy, you can have 10 of them on your dick every day
Except you can't because girls only hook up with guys who know how to be douches and hit on them in the right way.
You can be perfect and not get a gf if you don't have any pick up skills.
9 min later 10323537 Anonymous
Because they can't get chubby nerdy girls.
Source: I'm a chubby nerdy girl.
11 min later 10323555 Anonymous
>>10323537
I'd date you if you look like Birch in GW.
13 min later 10323570 Anonymous
>>10323528
>can't pick up a girl
>perfect
learn some social skills you nerd and stop complaining.
14 min later 10323580 Anonymous
>>10323570
>Implying you can learn social skills.
17 min later 10323605 Anonymous
>>10323580
wow how stupid are you
17 min later 10323606 Anonymous
>>10323580
of course you can but it's much easier to act helpless, complain and insist you're perfect as it is.
21 min later 10323646 Anonymous
I'm not attracted to fatties and all of the nerdy girls I've met are annoying as fuck. I couldn't imagine anything worse.
24 min later 10323665 Anonymous
>>10323580
You can though, it's not as if babies come out of the womb social.
It's harder once you've grown past the early stages of brain development, but you can still just practice and start to learn how society and social interactions works.
It is very hard, I'll give you that.
24 min later 10323671 Anonymous (1389921286572.png 391x429 204kB)
>>10323460
>tfw no chubby gf who wants me to crossdress
30 min later 10323726 Anonymous
>>10323460
>implying that i wouldn't.
38 min later 10323789 Anonymous
Chubby nerdy girls got ten thousand beta orbiters each, and as a result hates betas and omegas even more.
54 min later 10323907 Anonymous
>befriend a short, chubby hipster-nerd grill
>acquire feels
>turns out she's h o m o
>gets a girlfriend
Chances: -9000
Arousing to think about all the stuff they propably do with eachother
1 hours later 10323971 Anonymous (1388337264224.jpg 512x384 30kB)
>>10323907
>r9k - turning women into lesbians sicne 200x
1 hours later 10323999 Anonymous (joker boner.jpg 500x361 95kB)
>>10323671
>tfw no qt bf to treat like Shinji
Don't fucking trigger me you cis scum
1 hours later 10324021 Anonymous
>>10323492
>It shows lazyness and a complete lack of effort to improve oneself
>posting on /r9k/
mein sides
1 hours later 10324024 eeyaw
I'm not attracted to chubby girls. 2badsosad
1 hours later 10324036 Anonymous
>>10323460
Because despite being a 5/10 myself I want a 10/10, athletic, intelligent, beautiful girl the world drools over.
1 hours later 10324058 Anonymous
>>10324021
>0
Yeah, I don't think he even got the irony of it.
1 hours later 10324060 Anonymous
>>10323580
>I am never responsible for my own faliure
true robot
1 hours later 10324065 Anonymous
But I tried.
And she ended up being a lesbian.
Not even that I can have.
1 hours later 10324252 Anonymous
>>10323460
I need find one.
1 hours later 10324256 Anonymous
>>10324036
5/10 implies the mean, median average. This means you should be banging girls left and right.
Part of your problem is that you skew reality for your fantasy. you're really 1/10, you piss in bottles, you jerk it to hentai and you haven't been outside since the fonz was cool.
1 hours later 10324265 Anonymous
>>10324256
>5/10 implies the mean, median average. This means you should be banging girls left and right.
Women consider 80% of men "below average" and undateable. Of the upper 20%, they will only settle for 10-15% if they must, but they only desire the 5-10%.
1 hours later 10324364 Anonymous
>>10324265
You know, from time to time I like to make shit up too. The difference between us is the shit that I make up is believable.
1 hours later 10324382 Anonymous
>>10324364
Except this is from an actual study on the biggest dating site in the world.
2 hours later 10324534 Anonymous
>>10324382
Someone on the internet said something, this must make it reflective of reality!
Sounds like you've been hanging out on /r9k/ too much my friend. This place is toxic. It's poison for you.
Go out and talk to real girls and you'll find that they're just as lonely and desperate for affection as you are.
2 hours later 10324620 Anonymous (1388900017846.gif 250x250 1198kB)
>>10324534
gtfo normalfag shill.
2 hours later 10324721 Anonymous
>>10324534
>Go out and talk to real girls and you'll find that they're just as lonely and desperate for affection as you are.
Sure they are. From Chad. Not from me.
2 hours later 10324745 Anonymous (1389919432431.jpg 700x518 52kB)
>>10323999
I can be your Shinji if you will be my Asuka.
2 hours later 10324783 Anonymous (1385343142774.png 367x319 178kB)
Even chubby nerd-girls have standards, OP.
>Implying the whole 'GURLS ONLY WANT CHAD A BLOO BLOO BLOO' thing is anything but robots being bitter over being so repugnant that they don't meet any reasonable person's standards
2 hours later 10324810 54m50n
because they're all either like this >>10323472
or like this >>10323907
also no woman wants a guy who can never get a job, not even the hamplanets
2 hours later 10324856 Anonymous
>>10324783
You're probably the type that thinks robots shouldn't have any standards and should take anything they can get.
The problem with this logic is you're so desperate at that point that no girl wants you.
>>10324783
>Even chubby nerd-girls have standards
And they're higher than your average robot.
2 hours later 10324877 Anonymous
>>10323460
I'll take a nerdy, weeaboo, legbearded hamplanet as long as she's not a slut or feminazi.
2 hours later 10324878 Anonymous
>>10323460
don't call Enid chubby, asshole
2 hours later 10324893 Anonymous
>>10324856
>And they're higher than your average robot.
Because a chubby nerd girl is worth more than your average robutt.
2 hours later 10324898 Anonymous
>>10324893
Worth more what?
2 hours later 10324911 Anonymous (thora-birch.jpg 1200x950 120kB)
>>10323460
Thora Birch was so fucking sexy in the 90's
2 hours later 10324927 Anonymous (Thora-Birch-4.jpg 1024x768 96kB)
>>10324911
If I could time-travel and fuck one woman it would be her in 1998
2 hours later 10324928 Anonymous
>>10324893
Yeah, if I had a vagina it would boost my value as well. Other than that, chubby nerds are about on par with robots.
2 hours later 10324951 Anonymous
current girlfriend is a fat nerdy girl from /r9k/, she's a NEET, still lives with her mom, and has 2 cats
2 hours later 10324953 Anonymous
>>10324911
she has a massive head. looks weird.
2 hours later 10324969 Anonymous (1377277180699.png 500x500 321kB)
>>10324928
>Anyone other than robots
>On par with robots
I'm pretty sure that'd be grounds for a duel back in the day.
2 hours later 10324973 Anonymous
>>10324951
>current girlfriend is a fat nerdy girl from /r9k/, she's a NEET, still lives with her mom, and has 2 cats
I love when normalfags come here to steal our fembots.
2 hours later 10324976 Anonymous
>>10324951
Is she a tumblrtard or SJW?
How many Chads has she fucked?
2 hours later 10324980 Anonymous
>>10324893
this. actual nerdy girls (not "lul I'm such a nurd!!" girls) have had guys like /r9k/ after them their whole lives.
2 hours later 10324987 Anonymous
>tfw introverted and not talkative
>possibly will have relation ship with grill
>tfw don't know if I can handle this
2 hours later 10324988 Anonymous (1377474883469.png 229x273 161kB)
>>10324973
>Steal
>Implying they were yours in the first place
Don't make me giggle.
2 hours later 10324989 Anonymous (132169439356s.gif 212x256 2kB)
>>10324976
Always on tumblr, and I think 3 before me ;_;
>tfw i lost my virginity to an unpure girl
2 hours later 10325039 Anonymous
>>10324989
Th-that sounds like me actually. I took my boyfriend I met on 4chan's virginity, have 2 cats, and was with 3 men before him.
P-please stop posting about me this is hurting my feelings.
2 hours later 10325040 Anonymous
>>10324989
Well, at least you lost it though in a dishonorable manner. Only a prostitute would have been worse.
Why are they all on tumblr? What is with girls needing to blog abotu their boring ass life so much?
2 hours later 10325059 Anonymous
>>10325040
>Why are they all on tumblr? What is with girls needing to blog abotu their boring ass life so much?
Tumblr is not a blog. It's just a vanity interests collection site. You don't actually have to write or anything, you just browse mindlessly and hit BLOG or REBLOG or whatever when you see a pic that looks interesting. It's minimum effort.
2 hours later 10325064 Anonymous
>>10325039
>fat
>un-virgin
>nurrd grrl
>tumblr
>cats
You're so stereoypical for a fembot it's unnerving.
2 hours later 10325075 Anonymous
>>10325064
I never asked to be this way. Gangster rap made me do it.
2 hours later 10325080 Anonymous
>>10325040
>lost it though in a dishonorable manner
Also forgot to mention it was in my hotel room at an anime convention
Would have been the perfect robot love story had she been pure.
>Why are they all on tumblr?
Not sure, and it's always the black and white porn gifs or "retro porn" bullshit
2 hours later 10325085 Anonymous
>>10325059
>It's minimum effort.
Oh. That's why girls love it so much. I tried browsing it for a bit and couldn't stand the layout. The site "culture" also seems like shit as well.
2 hours later 10325104 Anonymous
>>10323460
Because I'd have to be brave enough to talk to them.
>tfw walking home from college
>see two qt chubby(probably highschool) girls sitting on a bench
>they notice me and start making loud kissing noises at me
>i pussy out and look away
>keep walking trying to ignore them
>regret not saying anything the rest of the day and think what i should have done and said
Fuck, man, i can't even talk to chubby girls. I'm hopeless, i should just hang myself.
3 hours later 10325141 Anonymous
>>10325040
>What is with girls needing to blog abotu their boring ass life so much?
For me the only reason I have a tumblr in which I talk about my feelings is because it's like a diary that looks nice. I don't get the whole followers/reblogging thing, though. It helps me get my feelings out before I express them to other people and make them upset with me.
3 hours later 10325162 Anonymous
>nerd
>girl
nope
3 hours later 10325180 Anonymous
>>10323460
Because most of them have unbearable personalities. Personally normalfag chubby girls are far better to be around than nerdy ones.
3 hours later 10325199 Anonymous
>>10323460
Because /r9k/ is too shallow for that. They have only their superficiality to blame. Why do you think these kinds of girls are always unattractive or chubby in some way? It's because they were forced to actually become decent people in order to get any sort of recognition, because guys only recognize the worth of the prettiest girl in the room.
3 hours later 10325200 Anonymous
>normalfag
Why everybosy is using this word?
3 hours later 10325206 Anonymous (1389511377734.jpg 263x192 5kB)
>>10325162
>m-muh sekrit club
3 hours later 10325215 Anonymous
>>10325199
>Why do you think these kinds of girls are always unattractive or chubby in some way? It's because they were forced to actually become decent people
Uh, what?
3 hours later 10325220 Anonymous
>>10325200
Long story short:
>Robots are bitter about being social-retards
>They pretend normal people are this shallow strawman they can hate so they feel better about themselves
Look up Tall Poppy Syndrome for more.
3 hours later 10325227 Anonymous
>>10323460
I tried - we weren't very compatible. She just wanted to sit around and do nothing all day, and I wanted to actually go outside. Oh well.
3 hours later 10325231 Anonymous
>implying i'm not
she's middle eastern too and has delicious caramel flavoured skin, and the most perfect ass ive ever seen
3 hours later 10325250 Anonymous
>>10325227
>being this much of a normalfag
Disgusting.
3 hours later 10325252 Anonymous
>>10325206
>Muh-sojiny
Nurd gurls are all attentionwhores trying to hop on a bandwagon.
3 hours later 10325260 Anonymous
>>10323460
I wouldn't date her but I would slap her chubby ass and berry my dick in her.
3 hours later 10325270 Anonymous
>>10325252
>muh making up whatever I feel like to suit my argument
3 hours later 10325301 Anonymous
>>10325080
You do realize your gf is itt and will soon be dumping you? You dun goofed, robutt.
>>10325180
>Personally normalfag chubby girls are far better to be around than nerdy ones.
Through personal experience I can say this is true.
>tfw chubby normal chubs have the personality you like but none of the interests
>tfw chubby fembots have the interests you like but none of the personality
Fuck.
3 hours later 10325312 Anonymous
>>10323460
>batman
>nerdy
Plus, i'm only a skinny 6/10, so chubby unattractive women are out of my league.
3 hours later 10325319 Anonymous
>>10325312
>Plus, i'm only a skinny 6/10, so chubby unattractive women are out of my league.
You what, mate?
3 hours later 10325328 Anonymous
>>10325319
Any women over 2/10 only want the top 10% of men.
3 hours later 10325347 Anonymous
>>10325328
I figured that's what you meant, I just don't want to believe it.
3 hours later 10325359 Anonymous
>>10325328
>implying 1-2/10 don't want the top 10% too
They have to settle for 6-7 for relationships but they still fuck 9/10 when possible.
3 hours later 10325366 Anonymous
>>10325270
Not him but...
>mainstream animu(AoT, Gurren Lagann, Madoka)
>Dr. Who
>Adventure Time
>Homestuck
>popular vidya(Fallout 3/NV, Portal, Animal Crossing)
>apple products
They're hardcore bandwagoners because once the group of nurd grrls has decided something is in, they are all afraid to go against popular opinion and do like something different. Whatever will gain maximum attention divided by how difficult it is to get into is what they will follow.
3 hours later 10325380 Anonymous (1.jpg 400x250 18kB)
>>10325366
>All gurls are like my strawman
>Nobody can like what I like
3 hours later 10325407 Anonymous
>>10325328
They may say that on tumblr or dating sites, but they will happily settle.
I understand wanting a pure virgin. You can get a gf if you really want one, you may have to lower your standards though.
3 hours later 10325410 Anonymous
>>10325328
oh for fucks sake i'm so tired of hearing this. i know you guys are all bitter misogynistic virgins but come on. no, i don't want to date some self-loathing creep who hates himself. if your one of these people that whines about how "hurr all women want to fuck the 0.5% top alpha male" or "waahh all women are out of my leauge" then yes this probably means you. but if you just man up and get some social skills and at least *try* to act like you have some confidence and self-esteem and maybe try talking to a woman for once in your life instead of just bitching about them on the internet then you'll probably find out that not all women are horrible bitches who only want to fuck black chad thunder cock or whatever
jesus christ now i'm all mad fuck you
3 hours later 10325416 Anonymous
>>10325407
>You can get a gf if you really want one, you may have to lower your standards though.
Alright, how can I get a gf? I want a fat hairy woman with an average face, ideally. I don't really care though, I'd settle for anything.
3 hours later 10325419 Anonymous
Because I'm fat too.
And fat women are even more critical that normal ones
3 hours later 10325424 Anonymous
>>10325380
I don't care about you claiming strawman as you never established what your argument was and I'm not even the guy you replied to.
>Nobody can like what I like
That's not what I'm saying. Not even saying all girls are like this but most that call themselves nerdy want to fit into the group so they gravitate towards particular genres to better fit in. I never claimed that they don't have a genuine interest either.
Stop implying implications, please.
3 hours later 10325426 Anonymous
>>10325410
Oh, so who do you want to date then? The 0.5% top alpha male?
3 hours later 10325430 Anonymous
>>10325380
>All gurls are like my strawman
yeah. deal with it white knight faggot
>b-b-but muh outliers
3 hours later 10325436 Anonymous
>>10325407
I have the most realistic standards ever. My friends are weirded out by the women I dig.
3 hours later 10325440 Anonymous
>>10325410
Then they do that, and get rejected.
3 hours later 10325446 Anonymous
>>10323460
Because I am not sexually attracted to them.
Case closed.
3 hours later 10325450 Anonymous
>>10325430
>Can't refute point
>Only gurgles ad hominem
3 hours later 10325457 greenshirtbanger
>fatties
lol
heh
:^)
3 hours later 10325459 Anonymous
>>10325410
lol
The thing i'm getting at is you have these girls who have nothing going for them but they want this amazing guy.
It's annoying because you basically suck at life, but you want to be with people who don't suck at life? Sorry but before you get to date all these amazing guys you have to be amazing yourself.
3 hours later 10325476 Anonymous
>>10325459
>Sorry but before you get to date all these amazing guys you have to be amazing yourself.
That's the thing though. I don't. :)
3 hours later 10325478 Anonymous (movie bob.jpg 487x640 37kB)
>>10325450
There's nothing to refute, because there's no fucking argument. You say "gurls can be nurds too u guise" because you're a beta white knight faggot, and I rightfully think women are all disingenuous whores who can go fuck off.
pic related, it's you.
3 hours later 10325485 Anonymous
>>10325199
>It's because they were forced to actually become decent people in order to get any sort of recognition,
Not always the case. Alot of fat and/or ugly women develop terrible personalities because they would rather delude themselves than to admit personal imperfection.These are often the women who start rumors and spread gossip to tear other women down.
>because guys only recognize the worth of the prettiest girl in the room
REALLY calling bullshit on this one. Any female with at least average features will have male attention. There have been plenty of times where plain looking women get swarmed by men. Males are programed to go after as many women as possible. If we only after the prettiest females our species would be extinct right now.
3 hours later 10325494 Anonymous
>>10325476
You don't what?
3 hours later 10325503 Anonymous
>>10325485
>REALLY calling bullshit on this one. Any female with at least average features will have male attention.
>at least average features
Do feel free to look at fat-forums.com or dimensionsmagazine.com and see what gets male attention (and from attractive and rich males at that).
3 hours later 10325514 Anonymous (1366244931127.png 350x319 108kB)
>>10325478
>I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG
>ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES
>W-WHITE KNIGHT
You must be a killer at parties.
3 hours later 10325533 Anonymous
They're either gay or taken.
3 hours later 10325633 Anonymous
>>10325514
>going to parties
>nerd
4 hours later 10325898 Anonymous
>>10325436
You may have to decide on what's more important then.
I had friends that would act shitty and talk me away from girls I liked. It was either jeleousy or downward comparison. I always had a hard time having a gf that got along with my friends too.
I always had to balance it. You want what you want. Don't let your friends or this board determine it for you.
4 hours later 10325944 Anonymous
>>10325416
Besides the internet, find a place you like that has people like that. Hang out there and get to know people and let them know you.
It may take time and patience, but the odds should be in your favor if that's what you want. Seems like there is a sea of chubby cute girls who would stop shaving, if that's what you want.
4 hours later 10325957 Anonymous
>>10325944
>Seems like there is a sea of chubby cute girls who would stop shaving
For Chad.
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