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2014-01-18 10:06 10314152 Anonymous (thestupid.jpg 516x618 63kB)
>meet slightly underage girl in october >fall in love pretty quick >exchange pictures and shit over a few months >figure hey it's no big deal she's almost 18 nothing to worry about >have plans to move in together once she turns >make her tell her mom about me to keep everything honest >she's cool with it as expected >a week later my girl tells me her mum went through her texts and is all the sudden mortified cuz i'm corrupting her babby >makes her cut off contact with me >threatens to go to the cops if i go near her family >try to get things straight with her let her get to know me >she isn't having it and has a cop threaten me >have to wait out 2 grueling months before i can go get her >go to her house on her birthday call for a civil standby to make sure nothing stupid happens >get there and nobody is home >cop has us drive to nearest gas station to wait a bit to see if anyone comes home >get there and cop asks to see my drivers lisence >he runs it and he says it came back as "suspended"(wat) >arrests me drives me to county jail sticks me in a room

1 min later 10314175 Anonymous
>he disappears and this overweight woman comes in and starts asking me questions about my girl and the pictures we sent >be totally honest and open reiterate the fact that she is 18 now and this is rediculous >she starts insinuating some shit about how I go around doing this all the time >takes me to get booked >sit around for about 4 hours while she fills out paperwork and shit >ask about when i'm going to get to call someone >she says i can after i get booked >she finishes up and leaves continue to sit for another couple hours >cops take my fingerprints have me change into ratty orange prison clothes then stick me in a holding cell for another 2-3 hours >after all that shit they take me into the block full of kiddy touchers and i look around and notice most of these people have similar crimes to mine and really have no business being in jail >hang around some actually pretty friendly cell mates for a few hours eating gruel with them >go to bed but get no sleep thinking about her and how fucked my situation is >wake up and wait in my cell till noon before i get to call someone to bail me out >charged with 6 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor/ 1 count ofaggravated luring of a minor/ 1 count luring of a minor >wait another 4 hours before i actually get out >find out cops were dragging there feet releasing me so they could dig through my shit while i was gone >siezed my laptop/my brothers computer that had a flash drive on it full of voyeuristic pictures(none of which contain any nudity and were taken from the internet) >sitting here now wondering how fucked I am so how fucked am I?

6 min later 10314219 Anonymous
well i dont know shit about law and stuff, but disregarding it completely, you sound like a totally dumb individual. what were you even doing there you fuck. please tell me you're not going to pursue this girl any further

18 min later 10314349 Anonymous
>>10314175 Are you currently in jail? I don't understand how you're able to 4chan. I'm not trying to sound daft but could you explain a little more? How old are you? Also, you may want to go to advice or legal thread to ask for certain.

24 min later 10314411 Anonymous
>>10314175 You're going to be labeled a sex offender for the rest of your life and on to of that you're going to have to tell everyone within your immediate area wherever you may live and on top of that people aregoing to want you dead and maybe even harass you for the rest of your life.

32 min later 10314490 Anonymous
>>10314349 no and i'm 21, and i'm already in the process of doing that >>10314411 I can deal with that, what I don't want is to sit in prison for 10 years for such a retarded reason

36 min later 10314532 Anonymous
Get a good lawyer and get in contact with your girl. The only way this is getting dropped is if she can get her parents to cut this shit out.

37 min later 10314540 Anonymous
You're already going to jail. Make it worth it and beat the shit out of her mom, mutilate and brand her. That or get a lawyer. You need one.

39 min later 10314563 Anonymous
How are you being charged with those things if she's 18?

43 min later 10314598 Anonymous
>>10314532 well i legally can't get into contact with her because she's a "victim" >>10314563 she was 17 and 10 months when she took them

48 min later 10314647 Anonymous
>>10314598 Get in contact with her via friends or something. You need her to persuade her parents to drop the charges against her.

51 min later 10314671 Anonymous
>>10314647 the government is pursuing charges against me not the mom, I really can't do anything about it

56 min later 10314718 Anonymous
LAND OF THE FREE AM I RITE? USA USA USA USA GOD BLESS AMERICA

59 min later 10314744 Anonymous
>>10314718 yup, ontop of that I live in arizona which has litterally the worst sex crime laws in the country

1 hours later 10314783 Anonymous
They violated a lot of your rights here buddy. Get a laywer. Sue everyone. That computer ain't yours and don't say another word.

1 hours later 10314802 Anonymous
Did the fat woman read you your Miranda Rights? Because that's totally interrogation.

1 hours later 10314913 Anonymous
>>10314802 she did >>10314783 and It isn't mine it's my brothers and i'd be happy to get off on probation

1 hours later 10314929 Anonymous
>>10314802 the officer that arrested me didn't though, wasn't read them until she came in

1 hours later 10314951 Anonymous
>Having an underage girl send you CP That's where you fucked up. You deserve what you got for being an idiot.

1 hours later 10314954 Anonymous
>>10314802 I'm pretty sure the Supreme Court recently ruled that Miranda Rights don't have to be read anymore.

1 hours later 10314958 Anonymous
>>10314929 They don't do that because they don't have too. Fucking TV shows are the only reason people think that's a thing.

1 hours later 10314975 Anonymous
>>10314954 The thing I just saw about that makes it seem like that applies to people who are already incarcerated.

1 hours later 10314989 Anonymous
OP, you wouldn't be in this mess if you didn't let an underage girl text you child porn. It doesn't matter that she's 18 now, because she was not when the photos were taken. You brought this upon yourself, dummy.

1 hours later 10314998 I"M GOING TO BE A TRIPFAG TOO AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
>tfw also involved with a slightly underage qt who's parents totally love me

1 hours later 10315020 Anonymous
>>10314998 No one cares, you degenerate attention whore. They are awful parents for allowing their daughter to go near a dog like you.

1 hours later 10315040 Anonymous
Never comply to anything a police officer asks of you, unless you are required to. Personal ID and your driver's license are one of the few things that they can ask for. For everything else, do not comply. You dug your own grave.

1 hours later 10315101 Anonymous
LOL wait what you're 21 and being sentanced for getting frisky with a 17 and 10month year old AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking hell America Please let this be a troll

1 hours later 10315113 Anonymous
>>10314989 explain to me how the fuck you can ever call a 17 and 10month year old child porn Jesus Christ Americans are dumber than i thought

1 hours later 10315127 Anonymous
>>10315101 >AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking hell America The world has been singing this tune for at least 50 years. But, you know, we just don't understand FREEDOM.

1 hours later 10315151 newt
if you have access to the internet now try looking up some legal precedents for your state with the crimes you've been charged

1 hours later 10315187 Anonymous
>>10315040 >For everything else, do not comply. They'll have reason to suspect that you're a danger to the public, and also that you're a threat to national security. Also, there'll be that gun they find in your car after detaining you for the aforementioned danger.

1 hours later 10315220 Anonymous
Dont talk to the police without a lawyer. All they want to do is fuck you over and catch them a 'child molester'.

1 hours later 10315284 Anonymous
>>10314744 Holy fuck are you the pedophile from highland? hahahaha!

2 hours later 10315576 Anonymous
Ex Legal Aide here. What state are you in, and why the fuck did you admit to anything? You ask for a lawyer and refuse to talk. Always.

2 hours later 10315618 Anonymous
http://www.ageofconsent.com/arizona .htm Get a lawyer now. Do not accept any plea that would result in sex offender status, or your life is effectively over.

2 hours later 10315648 Anonymous
>>10314152 Don't fuck around with underage chicks then moron.

2 hours later 10315659 Anonymous
>>10314598 Then you're lying. 17 and 21 is still fine because it's within 4 years.

2 hours later 10315674 Anonymous
>>10315659 Arizona law only allows 24 months you ignorant troglodyte.

2 hours later 10315697 Anonymous
>>10314152 >have plan to MOVE IN TOGETHER you went full baka

2 hours later 10315810 Anonymous (1244911799526.jpg 640x509 84kB)
>>10315151 already been doing it >>10315576 I still had too much faith in the good will of people and was honest about everything, obviously thats gone now it's what got me into this mess >>10315674 that's where it's fucked

2 hours later 10315850 Anonymous
>>10314152 whats the deal with your "Suspended" license? was it actually suspended or was that falsified in order for them to take you in?

2 hours later 10315856 Anonymous
>>10315648 >Not spending all day with a qt 13-year-old Gay.

2 hours later 10315918 Anonymous
>>10315850 Yeah, I wanna know whats up with this too. Is this grounds to sue, even if you do end up doing time for being a massively menacing minor molesterer? Would be nice to have some money to come out with.

2 hours later 10316035 Anonymous
>Driving with a suspended license. Dude, they arrested you for your license, why did you talk about the girl?

2 hours later 10316073 Anonymous
How was your license even suspended?

3 hours later 10316466 Anonymous
>>10315850 >>10315918 i dunno i assume it was, I called my insurance company after i got out and they said my SR-22 was never dropped which means my license never should have been suspended

3 hours later 10316480 Anonymous
>>10316035 they brought it up >>10316073 it wasn't

3 hours later 10316565 Anonymous
>>10316480 So they arrested you illegally? Talk to a lawyer and sue.

4 hours later 10317237 Anonymous
>>10316565 That's not going to get him a lighter sentence. He has nothing to gain from suing for that.

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