4chan archive /r9k/ (index)
similar threads
2014-01-01 12:26 10103330 Anonymous (1381647389673.png 1198x899 75kB)
http://www.worldometers.info/ >Suicides this year: 1,520 So, how many of them do you think were robots? Why do you think they did it?

3 min later 10103342 Anonymous
Shit man, I may be a nogf virgin that spent NYE alone drinking, but at least I'm not stupid enough to kill myself.

5 min later 10103353 Anonymous
>>10103330 >how many do you think were robots? Maybe 1 but probably none at all. You underestimate how small the 4chan bubble is and how many suicides happen in places completely independent of western culture.

8 min later 10103364 Anonymous
>>10103342 >killing yourself is always stupid

10 min later 10103374 Anonymous
>>10103342 > I'm not stupid enough to kill myself. Why is suicide stupid? you can't regret or feel ashamed of something you're not conscious of.

10 min later 10103376 Anonymous
>>10103364 b-but it is. You don't know what will happen tomorrow, or what you can achieve if you keep fighting, so why kill yourself, thinking that things won't get better?

11 min later 10103379 Anonymous
>>10103376 because life is unpleasant and ceasing to exist is not

14 min later 10103389 Anonymous
>>10103374 suicide is stupid because the people are too self wallowing and self centred to realise that if they do kill themselves then even if noone cares, its going to ruin some poor coppers day.

14 min later 10103392 Anonymous
>>10103376 Do you honestly believe that everyone that has ever killed themselves lives' would have gotten better if they continued? You never knew these people, it's so unfair to make comments like that

15 min later 10103398 Anonymous
>>10103392 It's part of their job.

16 min later 10103405 Anonymous
>>10103398 That was definitely meant for >>10103389

18 min later 10103412 Anonymous
>abortions this year already at 61000 Thanks Chad

18 min later 10103414 Anonymous
>>10103379 but you can always make life pleasant, anon. It's all about getting the chemicals in your brain right. Talk to a psychiatrist. You don't have to be an alpha chad making 100k a year in order to be happy. You could drop everything and become a greek monk for example: http://whc.unesco.org/en/list/454

20 min later 10103423 Anonymous
The world just needs to fuckin chill out aye

28 min later 10103443 Anonymous
>>10103412 >millions of people are having sex at this very moment >and you're still a virgin >still unable to do something as basic and simple as having sex

36 min later 10103463 Anonymous
>>10103443 >all those millions will live completely unspectacular lives, die and become completely forgotten within 100 years Like I give a fuck if some random people are fucking right now.

39 min later 10103478 Anonymous
>>10103405 Doesn't mean that it isn't still quite unpleasant. Cleaning the vomit off the floor at Macca's is part of a min wager's job, yet that doesn't mean that it wouldn't ruin their day.

39 min later 10103481 Anonymous
>>10103330 Considering the webpage says there have been 746 suicides just today, I'm going to say the 1,520 number is way wrong.

41 min later 10103496 Anonymous
>>10103463 If no one will remember you in 100 years, let them know you now. Life is so pointless, so there's no point in not doing something.

1 hours later 10103721 Anonymous
>stare at suicides >it goes up shiver me timbers

1 hours later 10103791 Anonymous
>>10103376 I know exactly what will happen tomorrow. And the day after that and the day after that. Not having a reason to live, is a reason to die.

1 hours later 10103840 Anonymous
>>10103496 Hell yes this. If everyone started living by this today /r9k/ would be shut down tomorrow. Fuck your depression, do something you colossally pathetic dipshits.

1 hours later 10103846 Anonymous
>>10103791 You can make things different if you do something different... god suicidal people are so retarded it's probably good that they remove themselves from the gene pool.

2 hours later 10103858 Anonymous
>>10103463 But I would still like to do this even just once in my life.

2 hours later 10103862 Anonymous
>>10103846 What can I do exactly.... No friends No job (Applied for every single job im qualified for with no luck) No hobby No passion No confidence Every day I leave my room thinking "this time ill do something" and every time I walk out the door I remember there is nothing and I go straight back. Whenever I wake up, the only thing I want to do is go back to sleep

2 hours later 10103876 Anonymous
>>10103862 What if hypothetically a hottie knocked on your door and told you that she will give you all the pussy you want out of her and she has a job lined up for you and all you have to do is take it. Would you say yes or continue being miserable?

2 hours later 10103878 Anonymous
>>10103862 The only real problem here is >no passion Do you enjoy any kind of creative pursuit or doing art or something?

2 hours later 10103899 Anonymous
>>10103876 I would be confused, assume it was a joke/prank and tell her to leave. >>10103878 Photography, but a) Im shit at it b) I have no creativity at all I look at other people stuff and just think how shitty everything I take is. I hate showing anyone anything I do

2 hours later 10103975 Anonymous
>>10103899 This is the problem of most suicidal/depressed people on here, they extrapolate the past way into the future. Just because you're bad at it now doesn't mean you'll always be bad at it, but you need to practice. You need to take hundreds of shitty photos before you can get a feel for it and start taking good ones. Photography also has the added bonus of helping you meet people, if not as long-term friends. You'll probably at least get a bit of social interaction out of it if you use people as subjects.

2 hours later 10103993 Anonymous
>>10103876 I'd continue being miserable. It's all I've got, and it's certainly all I know.

2 hours later 10104027 Anonymous
>>10103899 >I would be confused, assume it was a joke/prank and tell her to leave. This so hard. Wouldn't be the first time either.

2 hours later 10104056 Anonymous
>>10103975 I cant interact with people though...At all. I cant even smile most of the time. I got complaints all the time at work because of it. Some people try to make a joke and I stand there like an idiot and kill their mood cause I dont know how to react. Conversations with other people always end in an awkward silence where and we move on. I literally cannot make people laugh

2 hours later 10104101 Anonymous
>>10104056 So practice. It's a skill like any other, it's learned through experience. True, most people get that experience at a very young age so it seems innate, but it's not. You can even practice alone because what people will say is fairly predictable, just have like a script and go off of that. Enter a conversation with a goal or something you want to ask, rather than just "Oh god I wanna get out of here don't be awkward don't be awkward don't say what I'm thinking they'll judge me".

2 hours later 10104124 Anonymous
>>10104027 I used to feel this way about grils who would stare at me in school a lot. Of course I am an idiot and should have talked to them because they liked me but instead I kept reinforcing to myself that there is no way they like me and I am just seeing things. I even have one particularly shameful example of this...

2 hours later 10104129 Anonymous
>>10104124 storeh pls

2 hours later 10104166 Anonymous
>>10104129 It isn't too long but >bathroom break >start walking back to class >no one else around >girl walking by >we are both staring at each other like crazy while walking >we are about to pass each other >we both turn around at the exact same time staring at each other >we both turn around and never have another interaction like that since This one pains me because there was no way I could lie to myself saying she didn't find me at least slightly attractive. I of course blew it yet again when I should have had balls to say something. Hell anything in fact. The worst part for me is after a few months or so she went into a long term relationship with well I just won't even say it. Very shamfur dispray on my part. Alphas would have beat me down for not having tried. I also have another one. Next post

3 hours later 10104242 Anonymous
>>10104166 Second story >walking to class again >no one else around all in class >another girl staring at me again >this one I was a little too beta and didn't stare back too much >about to reach her >she uh? she purposefully bumps into me and smacks my ass >I don't even look back and continue walking to class >tfw I literally couldn't have had a more clear message sent then this >tfw I was actually this beta to not even react to a girl that literally grabbed no smacked my butt >tfw she was pretty cute >tfw my beta brain came up with a bunch of dumb conspiracies to cope (one being that she did it to laugh at me cus I am short) I actually believe some anons when they give stories on how beta they were. I have been a complete failure as a male and couldn't even take direct hints. I understand why shy men are hated so much on average. Its because even when women take the initiative to interact a shy guy will almost always freeze up and won't do anything. Why do I even bother continuing to live? I am a disgrace to not only my family but my self as well. That wasn't even the first time my ass was smacked either. Although I am sure women do it because they know they can get away with it.

3 hours later 10104279 Anonymous
>>10104101 What i meant is that i have been pranked like that.

3 hours later 10104280 Anonymous
So which one of you robots are going to suicide before 2014 is up?

3 hours later 10104286 Anonymous
>>10104279 fucknigger meant to reply to >>10104124

3 hours later 10104299 Anonymous
>>10103392 >Do you honestly believe that everyone that has ever killed themselves lives' would have gotten better if they continued? >>10103862 Book an appointment with a family doctor and take some antidepressants eg. Cipralex.

3 hours later 10104302 Anonymous
>>10104242 So do something different next time? No reason to get down on yourself for something in the past. That is pretty ridiculous tho just slap her ass in return if nothing else.

3 hours later 10104309 Anonymous
>>10104280 The helium tank is on the way here.

3 hours later 10104310 Anonymous
>>10104242 >That wasn't even the first time my ass was smacked either. Although I am sure women do it because they know they can get away with it. Holy shit dude. At least you're desirable. I would love it if a girl would do that to me. NO GIRLS stare at me. NO GIRLS purposely bump into me. Fuck man. You're bitching because you're too shy to do anything about the interest you're being shown. I don't get any interest at all. Try being ugly and short, then talk to me about being "hated".

3 hours later 10104322 Anonymous
>>10104302 I don't think you understand anon. For me to have not even said a word or turned around is just embarrassing on my part. She had to have thought I was mentally ill to not reacted to something like that. How can I not let this get me down so badly? I have had so much time to think now and looking back at so much stuff it depresses me how pathetic I was. It never even occurred to me to slap her ass back either. I am the very reason why alphas get laid so much more. The worst part is its probably in my genes to be like this. My mom had to initiate and ask my dad out. She even had to force him to kiss her after like the 5th date. This is who I am. It is in my genes to be this pathetic. I am going to see if my gym is open right now. I really don't even know why I continue to allow myself to live.

3 hours later 10104323 Anonymous
>>10104309 Hahahaha have fun not experiencing sensations faggot.

3 hours later 10104333 Anonymous
>>10104322 >2014.0000000000000001 >being a fatalist I'm gonna sound like the biggest douchebag ever saying this but read some Nietzsche.

3 hours later 10104343 Anonymous
>>10104322 >She had to have thought I was mentally ill to not reacted to something like that Not really. She probably thinks you just aren't interested at all and didn't care one way or another if she slapped it. And again, stop crying about your genes. They're obviously better than most of us if you're so attractive girls stare at you, turn around to look at you as you walk past them, and go out of their way to slap your ass in public. Jesus man what the fuck.

3 hours later 10104347 Anonymous
>>10104309 where did you buy it? blox

3 hours later 10104353 Anonymous
>>10104310 But I am short anon. And I have always been confused on my appearance since I have been called ugly many times as well. I guess I am just a attractive or not kind of guy. Some grils have called me cute or attractive while others called me ugly in my face. It was very confusing on the mind for me. And here I am at nearly 25 and not having done anything I wanted. I really should have took all those chances even if it led nowhere. Now all what I have is sorrow and what could have been going through my head daily. I just don't know what to do. Confusion has been such a big aspect of my life almost since birth. How can any girl want someone like me now with no experience? The time for me being a cute beta is over.

3 hours later 10104366 Anonymous
I bet if i tried to kill myself i'd manage to fuck that up as well.

3 hours later 10104380 Anonymous
>>10104343 see >>10104353 I can think of quite a few times a girl called me ugly directly to my face. Even one of my childhood friends said it. In front of my friends as well. Completely embarrassing for me. Thankfully I never really liked her any ways as a friend. >>10104333 I am reading fatalism right now on wikipedia and it seems to describe how I have been pretty well. Maybe I should read up more on it.

3 hours later 10104388 Anonymous
>>10104353 Seems like you overthink things too much, if you're attractive to some people that's enough. Go out, get drunk, forget about your past failures and find a nice girl who'll fuck you and maybe text you back the next day. You need to get your mind to shut the fuck up.

3 hours later 10104395 Anonymous
>>10104366 I would probably to anon. I already failed when these anons are telling me that I at least have had girl find me attractive. What a waste of flesh I have been.

3 hours later 10104396 Anonymous
>>10104353 >Some grils have called me cute or attractive while others called me ugly in my face That in the context of what you've said so far GUARANTEES you are attractive. No girls tell me I'm cute or attractive. None. Because I'm not. That's reality. Girls don't just say that shit to anyone. And they don't stop and stare at 90% of us in any context. I can guarantee 99% of us don't get our asses slapped in public. Girls would call you ugly if they felt hurt you weren't reciprocating and they wanted to hurt you back. But obviously you ARE attractive or none of this shit would be happening. Also: >implying virgin at 25 is impressive. 31 here buddy. Get on my level.

3 hours later 10104403 Anonymous
>>10104353 How tall/short are you?

3 hours later 10104406 Anonymous
>>10104388 >Seems like you overthink things too much I am sure if anons seen how long my posts on this site can be they would agree with you that I overthink things way too much. I don't know what else to do though. And these past failures really fucking sting as well.

3 hours later 10104411 Anonymous (1284063345518.jpg 468x398 23kB)
>mfw 2 people are born for every person that dies Fucking shitskins and gooks using up my precious oxygen. No wonder this planet is going to shit when people get to fuck like rabbits and raise more useless piece of shit kids.

3 hours later 10104420 Anonymous
>>10104411 rub a dub dub

3 hours later 10104425 Anonymous
>>10104406 Something you and a lot of suicidal kids on here need to understand: past failure =/= future failure. The only reason to think about your past failures is to identify your mistakes and change those behaviors that caused them. And that's how people make progress in life, period.

3 hours later 10104429 Anonymous
>>10103463 Deep down it eats at you, knowing you fail to achieve your base purpose as a life form.

3 hours later 10104430 Anonymous
>>10104396 >Girls would call you ugly if they felt hurt you weren't reciprocating and they wanted to hurt you back. I feel bad posting so much but no one every really has helped me like this before. My friend wasn't ever going to want me. My friends even brought it up to her why she didn't hug or kiss me on the cheek any more and she flat out said because I am ugly now. I don't know how much more blatant you could get. Also had a black girl who used to haze and bully me call me ugliest guy in class before. I remember these negatives in my life so vividly. >>10104403 I am 5'5" tall. Maybe back then I was also short for my age but I never even noticed how short I was until I graduated school.

3 hours later 10104431 Anonymous
>>10104425 But what if you look back and see nothing but failures?

3 hours later 10104434 Anonymous
>>10104411 Kill yourself it'll add to the number dying for everyone born.

3 hours later 10104446 Anonymous
>>10103899 Dude, if you practice, you can get so much money and pussy out of photography. Just spend your free time taking and editing photos, and put them online somewhere for critical review, and listen to what other artists have to say. Work hard and apply yourself.

3 hours later 10104449 Anonymous
>>10104425 One of the only reasons I even continue on is because I always hope I somehow help others on this site with my posts. Sometimes I feel I do help in some way with my advice or my experiences for other anons. I also sometimes wish I can see if some bots here became success stories and helped themselves get a better life. It would at least make me happy to see other poor anons happier.

3 hours later 10104451 Anonymous
>>10104430 Can't say I know the feel of being considered ugly but even ugly dudes can get attractive women if they offer some other form of value, just look at slavoj zizek and analia houniea >>10104431 Do you know why those failures were failures and not successes?

3 hours later 10104454 Anonymous (gif-popcorn-thriller-2664d86.gif 823x454 963kB)
>75,560 abortions this year

3 hours later 10104455 Anonymous
>>10104451 >Do you know why those failures were failures and not successes? Well, they all have one thing in common.

3 hours later 10104456 Anonymous
>>10104431 I know I do. Some of my failures should have = slaps in my face to socially reprogram me to not be such a bitch.

3 hours later 10104457 Anonymous
>>10103840 If fucking is you're only reason to live then you're more pathetic than the r9k users that use piss bottles to avoid getting up

3 hours later 10104461 Anonymous
>>10104430 >why she didn't hug or kiss me on the cheek any more and she flat out said because I am ugly now. I don't know how much more blatant you could get. How old were you when this happened? Just as easily interpreted as "because we're older now and I don't want to kiss him on the cheek anymore," "because I don't like his robotic personality anymore," or "because I'm pissed off he hasn't taken my hints and shown some interest." Hard to say for sure without having been there or knowing all the details. >Also had a black girl who used to haze and bully me call me ugliest guy in class before. Blacks girls are savage types. You ever see a black guy (Tyrone) hit on a black girl? They go 100% direct, get rejected HARD - get called a "loser", "broke ass nigga", "clown get out my face" and five minutes later still get the girl's number. Blacks don't relate the same way as normal people do. That's why black robots are so totally fucked. You have to be an alpha +100% in mentality to pick up a tough chick like this. A lot of black girls are this way. Obviously not all, but a lot. I wouldn't worry about it. >>10104430 >5'5" tall All the more incredible girls are staring at you in class, stopping to stare at you, and slapping your ass.

3 hours later 10104462 Anonymous
>>10104309 You could have just bought MDMA and a high-class hooker instead and got some self-esteem.

3 hours later 10104466 Anonymous
>>10104451 >Can't say I know the feel of being considered ugly but even ugly dudes can get attractive women if they offer some other form of value, just look at slavoj zizek and analia houniea Yeah, even ugly dudes can get attractive women if they're amazingly rich and literally the most famous person in their field of work in the entire world, wow, what a great consolation.

3 hours later 10104468 Anonymous
>>10104457 I'm not referring to fucking specifically, I just mean doing whatever the hell you want.

3 hours later 10104469 Anonymous
>>10104446 >so much money and pussy out of photography Um nope. Digital cameras have made photographers broke.

3 hours later 10104471 Anonymous
>>10104451 >Can't say I know the feel of being considered ugly I can't either. I never really understood where I stood attraction wise.

3 hours later 10104473 Anonymous
>>10104466 Nigger what is stopping you from being rich and famous besides your own lack of motivation?

3 hours later 10104478 Anonymous
>>10104471 Tbh theres no point worrying about looks, just go up to women without worrying whether or not they find you attractive. If she laughs in your face or calls you ugly she's a cunt who deserves to die anyway and isn't worth your time.

3 hours later 10104484 Relican
>>10103330 Most of them were chinese propably. and niggers, i forgot about niggers.

3 hours later 10104487 Anonymous
>>10104478 >just go up to women without worrying >just

3 hours later 10104490 Anonymous
>>10104451 >Can't say I know the feel of being considered ugly >>10104471 I know the feeling because I live it every day. >If you make eye contact with a girl in any context, and she immediately puts her head down and looks down and away, you might be ugly. It's probably the best method I know of telling. Anything else you do is going to be influenced by your personality. There's minimal personality in a simple moment of eye contact. On the other hand... >If you make eye contact with a girl in any context, and she holds it, glances away and back again, smiles, or plays with her hair, you are probably good looking. Pretty simple to judge.

3 hours later 10104491 Anonymous
>>10104484 But niggers don't need to buy helium or any of that shit they can just look at an LAPD officer the wrong way.

3 hours later 10104494 Anonymous
>>10104469 Pretty sure I know a ton of photographers at my university who have fucked their models in the school's studio changing rooms and partied with them many times, among other things. As for money, wedding photographers make good money, as long as they are actually good/provide quality services. I never said it was easy work or easy money. But it is there for the taking.

3 hours later 10104500 Anonymous
>>10104487 What's hard about it? Social anxiety is nebulous and hard to solve you need to find a more specific cause. >>10104490 That sounds shitty, I'm sorry anon. I guess I might say try to meet someone over the internet so they don't dismiss you based on looks before you have a chance to talk to them.

3 hours later 10104503 Anonymous
>>10104494 >Pretty sure I know a ton of photographers at my university who have fucked their models in the school's studio changing rooms and partied with them many times, among other things. Actually I guess in this context it would work. It would help you to meet models. The rest would be up to you. Would work well at taking care of the initiating part.

3 hours later 10104504 Anonymous
>>10104490 If you make eye contact with a girl and she puts her head down or looks away, she could just as easily be shy/nervous. People rarely show looks or reactions of disgust to anyone, bar burns victims/deformed people, and those are usually involuntary. You could just as easily be projecting your insecurities onto other people.

3 hours later 10104506 Anonymous
>>10104461 Well we were pretty young actually and it went on for a while. When they asked her that question we both were teens. She was one year older then me. I don't remember dates too well but I always used to feel bothered when she would do it. I must have been between 7-12 when this was happening. I guess it may be because I found her icky? I found her really attractive though as a teen. You don't even have to tell me on the black girls or blacks in general. I may have had some black friends but the ghetto ones in my classes were always huge pricks to everyone including themselves. But how? I just don't understand anon. I know at my age height will be an even bigger factor. I know it may seem like I am saying every girl did but it wasn't every girl. I can think of many that would have wanted me but I blew all those chances now. And I haven't even recovered. Getting really old now and I haven't got a clue on how to talk and get a gf.

3 hours later 10104517 Anonymous
>>10104506 There's plenty of cute 5'0" girls that probably wouldn't mind a guy your height. And if you don't know about the talking part, find a way to practice.

4 hours later 10104528 Anonymous
>>10104504 True to an extent, but if you even approximate 50% of girls as shy, that implies that would only account for 50% of the girls in question. I'm shorter than average and my face is uglier than average. I know that as objective fact. I'm actually not that bothered by it. I'm smarter than at least 90% of the people I meet in any context. I have a great profession and will be moving to the top 1% income bracket in 1.5 years (guaranteed, unconditional). My self esteem is pretty good overall. I'm just not much to look at. I don't blame girls for looking away. I don't much like looking at myself either.

4 hours later 10104540 Anonymous
>>10104506 >if you don't know about the talking part, find a way to practice. This. You can't get better at something if you don't practice and study on it. Read books on conversational skills. Practice with family, classmates, random people. It's something many are born with but otherwise it can just as easily be a learned skill. If you can learn to play a video game, pass a class in school, or post on /r9k/ you can learn that too. You just have to work on it.

4 hours later 10104541 Anonymous
>>10104528 >top 1% Why are you here complaining about lack of success with women when you'll be able to have any woman you want relatively soon? Jesus anon if you're gonna be rich, ACT like it.

4 hours later 10104557 Anonymous
>>10104541 >when you'll be able to have any woman you want relatively soon I'm looking forward to the possibility, but I'm not fully convinced it works like this. Girls can't actually tell you're rich from looking at you. Anyone can dress nice for not much money. Displaying the fact that you have a high status job and income is actually harder than you'd think in every day life. If I just stop a girl on the street like those simplepickup guys, the girl's going to look for an exit before the conversation ever goes that far. Even if I had that money now I don't think it would make any difference. The hardest part for me is getting a girl engaged into a conversation so I can display my value (because again, I'm ugly). Money helps hold attraction, it doesn't work as well to initiate it.

4 hours later 10104566 Anonymous
>>10104557 >The hardest part for me is getting a girl engaged into a conversation so I can display my value I feel the same way and I just don't get it at all since I have been able to talk to girls before. I just never had the guts to tell them I liked them though and wanted a number or date. It just seems so damn alien to me now to even talk to a girl. Much less try to get with her.

4 hours later 10104576 Anonymous
>>10104557 A correction. The most important way to demonstrate value is to display a high sense of self worth. It doesn't matter whether that's backed up by anything or not, and your ugliness or wealth doesn't change this in any way. Those things come second.

4 hours later 10104592 Anonymous
>>10104557 "Picking girls up on the street" is a myth, no one ends up in a long-term relationship with someone they met on the street. If you want a relationship find an environment in which you can socialize with people who have similar interests because you'll have something to go on. If you want casual sex, a bar or club is still far better than "the street".

4 hours later 10104598 Anonymous
>>10104566 >It just seems so damn alien to me now to even talk to a girl You need to do it in normal settings first then. Invent reasons to talk to girls in nonsexual, nonattraction based way. ie. You can go to a drug store and talk to the girl working there about which moisturizing cream would be best for you or as a gift for "your sister". Or this is why people suggest you should join a club or volunteer somewhere where there might be young people. eg. First Aid, cooking, university club, whatever. You need to just start talking to people.

4 hours later 10104615 Anonymous
>>10104566 >slight pain of rejection now >existential horror/all-consuming despair of regret at the end of your life when you think of all the things you could have experienced if you'd just sacked up Choose one before it's too late anon

4 hours later 10104665 Anonymous
>>10104592 >"Picking girls up on the street" is a myth, no one ends up in a long-term relationship with someone they met on the street. On what basis are you claiming this? I only tried it 4-5x in my early 20s. Didn't work very well. Girls clearly didn't want to stop and talk to me - they mostly just kept walking. And it was actually more embarrassing than night clubs because anyone around can hear/see what's happening (vs. loud club where no one really knows what's going on). But I'm not going to generalize my failures to everyone. Those simplepickup guys seem to do pretty well at getting girls engaged in >2-5 min conversations which is enough to start. I'm thinking about trying this in summer when it's warmer and I'm hopefully a bit more buff after 6 more months gym. We'll see. >If you want a relationship find an environment in which you can socialize with people who have similar interests because you'll have something to go on. This is agreeably ideal but difficult as most interests (at least for me) are best enjoyed alone. I'm planning to try this more in 2014. >If you want casual sex, a bar or club is still far better than "the street". I used to hit on girls like crazy in bars/clubs also in my early 20s (I went through a "pick up" phase). In general, I found at least 80% of girls were blatantly uninterested from the first word out of my mouth and nothing I could say/do would change their mind. I would usually do 10-11 approaches a night. I would typically find at least 1 set a night that would be reasonably engaged and talk to me. I think bars/clubs would actually work really well for me since it's easy to bring up what she does for a living and then by proxy what I do in a bar/club. Only problem here is I have no wingmen anymore because everyone I know my age is married. I'm not going alone (actually tried this once in early 20s when a wingman ditched on me - it was horrible).

4 hours later 10104681 Anonymous
>>10104576 >The most important way to demonstrate value is to display a high sense of self worth Probably true.

4 hours later 10104776 Anonymous
>>10103330 That number sounds way low.

4 hours later 10104787 TheEnforcer
>>10103481 Welcome to 2014 and time zones you dunce.

4 hours later 10104802 Anonymous
>>10103330 Let's try and estimate the robot population. I am just going to take the percentage that never had sex by age 45. This actually seems to coincide with statistics from the 70s about the amount of men who remain unmarried; 5%.For simplicity I will divide the world in to robots and non-robots, and try to find a statistics for us: I found this statement from webmd: Men who had reported severe problems with anxiety, nervousness, or unease were nine times more likely to attempt suicide over the next five years than men who didn't report such problems. For simplicity sake I am going to equate the above with the robot. Knowing that the men's total suicide rate is 3x the women, we come to one startling conclusion. The male robot only 2.5% of the population, is responsible for a large percentage of all suicides. We know that men kill themselves at approximately 4 times the rate of women, so 80% of the people here are men. Now let's try and figure out the percentage of male robots vs male non-robots in the remaining male list. We know that our robot population is 5% of the remaining. Combine this together: 20% of the male population who suicide are robots. So 20% of 80% = 16% total which means that 240 or so of OPs number of 1520 were robots. TLDR: 240 out of 1520, or 480 of 3000 by the time of this post.

4 hours later 10104814 Anonymous
>>10104802 In the above, I had two different values for suicide rates of men verses women, the 4x number is more accurate. Anyway, the answer is that one person classifiable as a robot kills himself every 250 seconds.

5 hours later 10105055 Anonymous
>>10104802 Too much math for a day off. Good job though

6 hours later 10105242 Anonymous (1283613603283.jpg 220x221 35kB)
>>10104802 >500+ dead robots at the end of the day

6 hours later 10105276 Anonymous
>>10105242 and nothing of value was lost >this is an original comment

6 hours later 10105456 Anonymous
>>10104802 Dude, I think your statistics are slightly off Let r = the proportion of non robot men to end up offing themselves Therefore 9r = the proportion of robots to off themselves. Total = Proportion times population, hence Lets choose another arbritrary variable, which is the population size of the robot, call it P So we know: Population of robot = P, Population of non-robot = 19P, Number of suicides for robots: P*9*r Non-robots: P*19*r Using the formula for percentage of robots: (9*P*r)/(9*P*r+19*P*r) =9/28 =0.32 Then adjusting it for the total population as opposed to the male population: 9/28*4/5 = 0.26 (approximately). So it would 26%, not 16%. 395 would be robots out of that 1520, and out of that 3000 it would be 780.

7 hours later 10105846 Anonymous
>>10105276 hey, fuck off, robots are valuable too.

8 hours later 10106759 Anonymous
>>10105846 But you still wouldn't fuck one.

9 hours later 10107147 Anonymous
My Dad killed himself back in May, hanged himself in Granddads garage. Fucking J.J. Abrams man, that guy is a kike cunt.

9 hours later 10107192 Anonymous (1377831557190.png 559x448 11kB)
>haven't had a conversation for longer than five minutes this whole year >seriously considering investing in a helium tank

9 hours later 10107401 Anonymous
>>10107192 >this whole year You mean all day? Also, antidepressants man .

9 hours later 10107510 Anonymous
>>10106759 sexual attractiveness =! value

9 hours later 10107579 Anonymous
>current world population >tfw it's growing and growing and will continue to grow every fucking day until we can't move I'm sickened

10 hours later 10107787 Anonymous
>>10107510 How is sexual attractiveness not a value?

10 hours later 10107935 Anonymous
>>10107579 Come to Canada. Plenty of free space here. Just a little cold in the winter.

10 hours later 10108068 Anonymous
>>10103862 I hope you live enough to see yourself decay.

13 hours later 10109797 Anonymous
>>10107787 What can you offer beyond that? Nothing? Then you aren't very valuable.

13 hours later 10109864 Anonymous
>>10109797 >what are fuckbuddies

13 hours later 10109943 Anonymous (1366751758776.jpg 762x839 366kB)
>>10103330 you really think only 1,500 people kill themselves a year? try 35,000. More people kill themselves than die in car accidents now. http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/03/h ealth/suicide-rate-rises-sharply-in -us.html?_r=0

13 hours later 10109962 Anonymous (1321985287075.png 493x402 7kB)
>>10109943 this is just in the united states imagine how many people kill themselves outside of the US. Imagine how many suicides get reported as accidents.

14 hours later 10110488 Anonymous
>>10109943 The year has only had one day so far.

14 hours later 10110645 Anonymous
>>10109943 I think it means 1,500 since New Year's Eve.

14 hours later 10110651 Anonymous
>>10104473 Reality? >Just get rich and famous! It's not like that requires innate talent or ungodly luck or anything!

14 hours later 10110711 Anonymous (1388285184276.jpg.png 800x800 107kB)
>>10110488 >>10110645 oh, I see. Jesus. Robots should make an annual burning man style event where a bunch get together in an airtight room, fill it with helium and party until they drop.

14 hours later 10110726 Anonymous
>>10110711 >being this normalfag >2012

14 hours later 10110855 Anonymous (1383887771087.jpg 366x366 34kB)
>>10110726 the fuck you just say to me

15.096 0.271