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2013-03-21 07:53 9238265 Anonymous Aw Shit Nigga You's In Ponyville Episode 25: I just ate so much fucking cake batter, man (stylish motherfucker.png 500x500 89kB)
>sorry I'm late fellas
When we last left our hero, He'd just railed Flutters in the hot tub and Pinkie appeared out of fucking nowhere. He excused himself and went to see a just awakened Rarity, who requested he remove his spider from her hair.
>Health: 89%
>stamina: 60%
>spaghetti: 45%
>inventory: floofy-ass robe (floofy)
0 min later 9238271 Anonymous
>episode 1: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/8545747
>episode 2: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8576008
>episode 3: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8607221
>episode 4: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8635144
>episode 5: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8664078
>episode 6: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8688201
>episode 7: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8716773
>episode 8: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8739910
>episode 9: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8773890
>Episode 10: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8801129
>episode 11: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8831822
>episode 12: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8857071 (piss and vinigar)
>Episode 13: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8883292
>episode 14: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8934250
>Episode 15: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8960944 (short)
>episode 16: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8988122
>Episode 17: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S9016417
>episode 18: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S9040967 (also short)
>episode 19: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S9063632
>Episode 20 http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S9087226
>episode 21 http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S9111155
>apisode 22 http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S9163656
>orpisode 23 http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S9189575
>episoda 24 http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S9214132
>Dropbox: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/hsgbxs33 4ddl15w/YEFYw7lLM
0 min later 9238283 Anonymous
Woooo!
1 min later 9238299 Anonymous
>>9238265
And here I was just getting ready to start playing NWN again...
You are my sunshine, OP.
1 min later 9238304 Anonymous
>>9238265
>2 spiders
2 min later 9238314 Anonymous
>>9238265
Calmly remove spider from hair. "There, but this isn't spiderbro; spiderbro is back there."
2 min later 9238322 Anonymous
Refuse to remove the spider.
3 min later 9238339 Anonymous
>>9238265
yay op is back!
I spent a couple hours copying and pasting all the stories and stats to their designated pictures. Im trying to figure out this dropbox thing is anyone wants them.
3 min later 9238349 Anonymous
>>9238265
How'd your wisdom tooth pull go? Good I hope.
>Take spider calmly and gently; it's a stranger. Let it hang out with slider to in the background a bit.
3 min later 9238351 Anonymous
>>9238265
He has returned! It'll be hard to top the last thread, but let's give it a shot anyway.
Ask Rarity about that idea Spiderbro gave her as you remove him gently from her hair. If that's even Spiderbro. What's with the spider on the plant?
5 min later 9238386 Anonymous
>>9238265
Do as she says and pick up Spiderbro. We don't want to upset her.
Also, I'm still curious if there really are two spiders, or if OP just forgot to remove the one in the plant.
5 min later 9238388 Anonymous
>>9238349
>slider to
GODDAMNIT PHONE SPIDERBRO IS TOO A WORD! WHAT THE FUCK DOES SLIDER TO MEAN, ANYWAYS!?
5 min later 9238398 Anonymous
>>9238351
>>9238386
These.
6 min later 9238406 Anonymous
>>9238265
>You remove the spider
>It bites you
>Poison takes effect quickly
>you balls begin to swell with semen
>excrutiating pain ball sack gonna burst
>Only way to survive is to have Rarity drain the poison from yer sholng
6 min later 9238410 Anonymous
>>9238349
agreed. also, apologize to rarity a bunch
7 min later 9238415 Anonymous
>>9238265
What's the idea he gave you, Rarity?
7 min later 9238420 Anonymous
>>9238339
Yeah. What was the link to that dropbox again?
8 min later 9238433 Anonymous
>>9238415
This is in reference to the last thread's final post. Rara said she got an idea from spiderbro, which made her less mad that he sprayed spider web all over her.
8 min later 9238444 Anonymous
>>9238386
>>9238415
>>9238410
All of this.
9 min later 9238445 Anonymous
>>9238420
im uploading them now to my own dropbox, i can get it when I can
9 min later 9238454 Anonymous
>>9238433
>sprayed spider web all over her
I wonder if he jizzes spider webs?
10 min later 9238472 Anonymous
>>9238445
Did you put together the whole threads with their pictures?
11 min later 9238491 Dr Eggaman
>>9238265
Steal that potted plant.
12 min later 9238500 Anonymous (1363772044994.png 500x685 66kB)
>>9238472
No, That would take a LOT of effort. I just copied the text (pic related). If I have time over my spring break, maybe i'll get more of the responses in, but I have been cramming for midterms. This will have to suffice for now.
12 min later 9238504 Anonymous
>>9238472
That would be nice. I had started to make a blogger site to organize this quest similar to Prequel's design layout...but then stopped because I forgot that Google/Blogger doesn't allow beastiality in ant way, shape, or form. Even goofy stuff like this.
13 min later 9238524 Anonymous
>>9238500
This is a very good idea, and you are a good Anon for acting on it.
19 min later 9238615 Anonymous
>>9238504
>ant way, shape, or form
They don't just hate ant beastiality, they hate it in all it's forms.
19 min later 9238618 Anonymous (outspider.png 500x500 90kB)
>>9238304
>>9238314
>>9238351
>>9238386
You point out that Spiderbro is over by the plant, she starts freaking out a bit and begs you to remove the spider again. You reach out your hand and the strange spider climbs on. You start giggling when you realize your arms looks like a penis with some kind of foreskin inflammation in this robe.
>Health: 89%
>stamina: 60%
>spaghetti: 45%
>inventory: floofy-ass robe (floofy), Strange Spider
21 min later 9238638 Anonymous
>>9238618
Taunt the spider into biting you. Maybe we'll get superpowers.
22 min later 9238658 Anonymous
>>9238618
Introduce Strange Spider and Spiderbro. See if they wanna do it.
22 min later 9238659 Anonymous
>>9238618
Inspect spider for gender.
22 min later 9238660 Anonymous
>>9238618
>>9238504
Done.. I apologize if it is a bit disorganized but here is an updated dropbox with text. I'l keep adding the new pictures.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/00uxciuo qiuax2h/qMlazjTBee
22 min later 9238664 Anonymous
>>9238638
Would that enable us to shoot spaghetti webs from our wrists?
22 min later 9238681 Anonymous
>>9238658
If Spiderbro is immediately put off by strange spider, perhaps we should bury it in mud.
23 min later 9238682 Anonymous
>>9238659
How can you even tell?
Might be better to just put it down near Spiderbro and let him figure it out.
23 min later 9238683 Anonymous
>>9238618
Spiderbro approaches! Show him the new arrival, see how they get along.
Meanwhile, calm a panicked Rarity and inquire about that idea she had before. Because we're totally interested in it, mhm, yep.
23 min later 9238689 Anonymous
>>9238659
>>9238658
These. Spiderbro needs some love, for how much of a bro he's been.
24 min later 9238703 Anonymous
>>9238683
But...we are! Spider silk is super strong and if she made us a suit made out of it we'd be bullet proof!
25 min later 9238724 Anonymous
>>9238703
I was not aware guns were a concern in Equestria.
We might be interested in the idea for reals; I just said that in case we're not. Either way we have to make like we are, 'cause she'll like that.
26 min later 9238727 Anonymous
>>9238683
Yes, let's comfort Rarity and inquire about the idea.
26 min later 9238737 Anonymous
>>9238618
God, look at how fucking alpha we are; we don't give a fuck about strange spiders! Rara should think we're pretty damned manly right now.
27 min later 9238745 OP
>>9238660
You are a patron, saint, gentleman, and two scholars, sir
27 min later 9238749 Anonymous
>>9238737
Let's hope so. We want her to think we are manly.
28 min later 9238759 Anonymous
>>9238724
You never know. Regardless, our def would definitely benefit. I bet we could take a kick from Big Mac no problem in a spider suit!
28 min later 9238763 Anonymous
>>9238660
I love how you can slowly see OP's artstyle getting better through time.
28 min later 9238771 Anonymous (1341688522696.jpg 1024x688 503kB)
>>9238618
Ask your spiderbro to go find more spiders. Ask him to return when he has like two to six dozens of spiders.
Let them all chill over you.
Walk around while covered in fucking spiders.
29 min later 9238776 Anonymous
>>9238660
Nice!
29 min later 9238778 Anonymous
>>9238745
np, enjoy it
30 min later 9238791 Anonymous
>>9238771
We need enough spiders to form a spider beard. Then we could have a disguise if we ever needed one.
30 min later 9238800 Anonymous
>>9238791
>implying the mustache isn't enough of a disguise already
31 min later 9238804 Anonymous
>>9238759
Yeahhh, we ARE rather squishy. Stat-boosting hasn't been our focus.
I suppose we should seriously consider protecting ourselves more effectively should we decide to brave the Everfree in search of Zecora... unless we wait for a Ponyville encounter.
31 min later 9238817 Anonymous
>>9238763
Yea, it was also fun seeing how vague the descriptions were originally too. Also, I had completely forgotten how anon had his hands up in the air like a moron when we started.
32 min later 9238828 Anonymous
>>9238791
>spider beard
Why stop there? Spider shades, spider eyebrows, spider wig. We'd be completely under the radar.
Except that we're still human.
>in b4 ponies are nonetheless completely fooled
34 min later 9238847 Anonymous
>>9238828
Eventually be a spider-mass. Sit down on a chair of pure spiders as they carry you around like a black, skittering cloud.
Spiders.
Fucking.
Everywhere.
34 min later 9238853 Anonymous
>>9238759
>We Spiderman now
35 min later 9238866 Anonymous
>>9238847
Oh God, it's like something out of Binding of Isaac.
35 min later 9238868 Anonymous
>>9238847
Literally.
35 min later 9238877 Anonymous
>>9238853
See >>9238638
35 min later 9238888 Anonymous
>>9238804
We need a weapon.
36 min later 9238898 Anonymous
>>9238888
What for?
36 min later 9238901 Anonymous
>>9238618
On topic, I'm voting for the spider introduction option. Also following up with Rara.
36 min later 9238908 Anonymous
>>9238888
Why would you need weapons if you were covered with spiders?
37 min later 9238924 Anonymous
>>9238898
>>9238908
What do you mean what for? You shut the fuck up and listen to this nigga's quads.
37 min later 9238927 Anonymous
>>9238888
If we ever go dungeon-crawling (or Everfree exploring), I agree. That health bar ain't for show.
Something protective too, like the spider silk. Or the mass of spiders.
37 min later 9238928 Anonymous
>>9238888
>implying gigaboner isn't a weapon
39 min later 9238952 Anonymous
>>9238927
We've got a stick. Maybe we could infuse it with spaghetti magic. Channel it like a catalyst. A wand, if you will.
39 min later 9238963 Anonymous
>>9238927
Big mac almost killed us in 2 hits, and we had a weapon there (sorta).
40 min later 9238971 Anonymous
>>9238618
Wrap that spider in a ball of mud. When it dries, you'll have a spiderbomb.
40 min later 9238972 Anonymous
>>9238927
Dungeon crawling? In this quest?
I doubt that.
Everfree, maybe. We should probably just wait until we've got Twilight fully befriended and bring her along. She's probably the most powerful weapon in Equestria. There's not much point going to Zecora at the moment anyway, since we still need the last few piss balloons.
40 min later 9238978 Anonymous (work it gurl.png 500x500 89kB)
>>9238683
>>9238901
>>9238727
You try to calm Rarity down and ask her about the idea. She shakes off the webs and starts going into using spidersilk in her tailoring and what not.Spiderbro approaches the new spider rapidly.
>Health: 89%
>stamina: 60%
>spaghetti: 45%
>inventory: floofy-ass robe (floofy), Strange Spider (1), Spider (bro)
40 min later 9238983 Anonymous
/questlog pls
41 min later 9238995 Anonymous
>>9238978
Give spiderbro the wink and gun, and chat Rarity up.
41 min later 9238996 Anonymous
>>9238952
That's a good plan - we kinda suck on the physical front (apart from legend-tier stamina). Some wizardry might be just what we need!
>>9238963
A filly in a sack, yes. And we were nekkid. We were destined to get knocked out.
>>9238972
Friends are another idea, but we should be able to fend for ourselves as well.
42 min later 9239000 Anonymous (Lit self on fire.jpg 740x558 180kB)
>>9238908
True. Seems like a defense so good that nobody would fuck with you. I imagine roughly the same logic as this.
42 min later 9239017 Anonymous
>>9238978
The two spiders merge into one, slightly larger megaspider.
42 min later 9239020 Anonymous
>>9238978
Carefully observe spiderbro's mating dance...maybe it would work on ponies.
43 min later 9239039 Anonymous
>>9238978
Tell her about Homestuck.
43 min later 9239044 Anonymous
>>9238978
observe what spiderbro does cautiously. Tell Rarity your time at the spa was FLutterly amazing.... Ask if you can take her to dinner for the trouble. Now we win Rarity over.
43 min later 9239047 Anonymous
>>9239017
Fu Shin HAAA!
44 min later 9239057 RedCape
um... if anyone's interested, I've started up a CYOA of my own. Just needs participants is all.
>>9238909
>>9238923
44 min later 9239061 Anonymous
>>9239044
This. Wink at both spiders. What a good pun.
45 min later 9239076 Anonymous
>>9238995
This.
>>9238996
>That's a good plan - we kinda suck on the physical front (apart from legend-tier stamina). Some wizardry might be just what we need!
Maybe we could learn to shoot spaghetti bolts with it. And then maybe later even larger spaghetti balls that do splash damage.
45 min later 9239085 Anonymous
>>9239057
>not pony
eeyore in the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker
46 min later 9239103 Anonymous
>>9239061
>wink at both spiders
Should we just close our eyes, then?
Follow up that great pun with this'n
>Truly, this spa is a Rarity; so classy and nice.
46 min later 9239106 RedCape
>>9239057
I love this adventure, I'm just making something to fill the time between waiting for OP and whatnot.
47 min later 9239109 Anonymous
>>9239085
Presumably it'll be about Winnie the Pooh's horsefucking adventures in Equestria.
In that case, it's just a crossover.
48 min later 9239139 Anonymous
>>9239076
It makes sense given our spaghetti meter, so that could work. We could also learn more "conventional" spells from Twilight, perhaps.
But we may be thinking too far ahead here... Rarity demands our attention for now!
49 min later 9239158 Anonymous
>>9239109
Invite /co/ over. They'll probably have a blast making Pooh be in character with the ponies i.e. A huge fucking jerk.
50 min later 9239162 Anonymous
>>9238978
Tell Rarity that, as Spiderbro's manager, you'd like to discuss working terms with her if she wants to hire him for silk. Maybe over dinner?
50 min later 9239166 Anonymous
>>9239158
I think we can manage that without /co/.
50 min later 9239171 Anonymous
>>9239103
Never. Stop. Winking.
51 min later 9239179 Anonymous
>>9239162
This.
Suave as fuck.
Also, we need to put our hat back on for maximum swag.
captcha: and hatFoud
51 min later 9239182 Anonymous
>>9239162
Ooo. Classy. I like it!
52 min later 9239203 Anonymous
>rape
53 min later 9239209 Anonymous (head4.jpg 336x304 12kB)
>>9239203
53 min later 9239216 Anonymous
>>9238978
If this spider is a girl, I wanna name her Scarlett. As in the Scarlett Spider (even though the Scarlet Spider isn't female).
54 min later 9239222 Anonymous
>>9239162
Maybe this, but make sure to say it in a flirty, jesting manner. We don't want her to think we're all business.
55 min later 9239235 Anonymous
>>9239222
good point
55 min later 9239238 Anonymous
>>9239216
Not that I want to cary a spiderbro and sis, since that could be redundant and ruin spiderbro's chances...unless she was like Pinkie and just joined in the fun.
55 min later 9239241 Anonymous
>>9239162
>>9239222
I like these. It's like the perfect conversation starter, given the situation we're in.
56 min later 9239242 Anonymous
>>9239222
Just because trips.
56 min later 9239248 Anonymous
>>9239222
Second.
56 min later 9239249 Anonymous
>>9239238
>a spider
>like Pinkie
Goddamn that would be adorable.
57 min later 9239259 Anonymous (winking.png 500x500 88kB)
>>9239171
>>9239162
>>9238995
>>9239103
You ask Rarity if she'd like to negotiate your spiders contract over dinner. You start winking nonstop at the two spiders. She shakes off the last of the web and starts telling you she'd love too, if only after her current project. She notices you winking and asks what you're doing.
>Health: 89%
>stamina: 60%
>spaghetti: 45%
>inventory: floofy-ass robe (floofy), Strange Spider (1), Spider (bro)
58 min later 9239269 Anonymous
>>9239259
Tell her you have something in your eye.
58 min later 9239275 Anonymous
>>9239259
Increase spaghetti ballast from this remark.
59 min later 9239289 Anonymous
>>9238996
Just bouncing ideas still, but that stick got a random incestous BG pony to follow a pair if shoes without questioning it. It was hilarious, but we could use that as the inception; maybe this stick is special. Also, there was some weird shit happening in that tree (even if it was a goof on OP's part).
59 min later 9239291 Anonymous
>>9239259
"winking"
1 hours later 9239296 Anonymous (188549__UNOPT__safe_pinkie-pie_go-die.jpg 500x353 44kB)
>>9239249
1 hours later 9239297 Anonymous
>>9239289
Or we could get a fork and use that as our spaghetti channeling wand.
1 hours later 9239300 Anonymous
>>9239259
"I'm winking. I happen to enjoy it. Winking, that is."
1 hours later 9239303 Anonymous
>>9239259
I heard ponies wink at each other when they like one another. Am I wrong?
1 hours later 9239306 Anonymous
>>9239291
This. Let's see if she gets the double meaning.
1 hours later 9239312 Anonymous
>>9239289
The stick clearly has innate magical ability. We just need something to focus that magic, like... a jewel, or something. Then we can control our spellcasting and become a real force to be reckoned with.
1 hours later 9239315 Anonymous
>>9239259
I made some puns in my head and then forgot to say them. Sorry.
1 hours later 9239319 Anonymous
>>9239259
"Wink Wednesday, blaze it faggot."
HURR DURR WEDNESDAY WAS YESTERDAY HURRDURRFAGGOT
1 hours later 9239321 Anonymous
>>9239306
Of course she would. Plus, it's about as crude as insinuating erections whenever someone says "hard".
1 hours later 9239326 Anonymous
>>9239303
Yesss. Let's make Rara leak some spaghetti of her own trying to explain the origin of our innocent question.
1 hours later 9239335 Anonymous
>>9239321
But weeee don't knoooow thaaaat!
Or, at least, they don't know we do...
1 hours later 9239360 Anonymous
>>9239296
Adorable. I'd let it crawl on me. And jump on me. And party with me. And tickle my dick
1 hours later 9239377 Anonymous
>>9239360
Sounds like you need to read AiE's spider stories (Anon in Arachnia) and possibly write some.
1 hours later 9239401 Anonymous
>>9239259
>inb4 our constant winking is a reaction to being bit by a poisonous sp a der. That's poetic justice for our puns.
1 hours later 9239417 Anonymous
>>9239401
>Spader
Brilliant.
1 hours later 9239419 Anonymous
>>9239377
Day Bath House in Arachnia
>You wake up... slight hangover.
>Fuckdamnshits Celestia, too bright today.
>Get dressed, and take a step outside.
>Murder 3.
End.
1 hours later 9239465 Anonymous
>>9239417
I don't actually want it to be poisonous, but I love calling it a spa-der.
1 hours later 9239467 Dr Eggaman
>>9239417
>>9239401
Hmmm.... A spader you say? That hives me an idea! I shall create an eight-legged mecha and call it the take a wild guess what I'd call it
1 hours later 9239475 Anonymous
>>9239465
AJ's normal annunciation, then.
1 hours later 9239485 Anonymous
>>9239467
Egg Spider. You're fucking Eggman; what else would you call it?
1 hours later 9239495 Anonymous (1347250038397.jpg 500x380 60kB)
>>9239485
Calm down dude... it was just a yolk.
1 hours later 9239498 Dr Eggaman
>>9239417
>>9239401
I realized the pun now.
1 hours later 9239521 Anonymous
>>9239326
Yeah. I mean, we in this thread know about mare winking, but Nigga has yet to see it in Ponyville firsthand (it hasn't been shown or described, anyways).
1 hours later 9239535 Some guy... (sickofcarlos.png 244x200 73kB)
>>9239495
1 hours later 9239539 Anonymous
>>9239521
It hasn't been described, but considering he's fucked quite a few mares he should be aware of it by now.
1 hours later 9239552 Anonymous
>>9239521
>PSA Time
>If you are an anon in this thread that doesn't know what mare winking is, just google the phrase "mare winking" and prepare to learn something new about equines!
1 hours later 9239557 Anonymous
>>9239552
As if anyone here wouldn't already have seen videos or gifs.
1 hours later 9239563 Anonymous (car-lose.jpg 168x192 4kB)
>>9239495
That was egg-cellent
1 hours later 9239571 Anonymous
>>9239563
Mr.Freeze pls go
1 hours later 9239574 Anonymous (still winking.png 500x500 88kB)
>>9239291
>>9239300
>>9239303
>>9239326
You tell her that you're winking. That you enjoy winking, and ask her if she likes winking too. She stares blankly at you for a moment and suddenly hold backs some giggles, telling you not to be vulgar. You can see her blush through her goddamn mud mask.
>Health: 89%
>stamina: 60%
>spaghetti: 55%
>inventory: floofy-ass robe (floofy), Strange Spider (1), Spider (bro)
1 hours later 9239585 Some guy... (carlosshutup.jpg 224x160 8kB)
>>9239563
1 hours later 9239593 Anonymous
>>9239563
Oh, you devil! These puns are just eggsquisite!
1 hours later 9239600 Anonymous
>>9239574
>telling you not to be vulgar.
BE VULG-ER
Shit, I'm out of Carlos pics.
1 hours later 9239603 Anonymous
>>9239574
Yesssss. Let's ask her how long she thinks it will take for her project to be finished. Can we help? Maybe we can order dinner and eat at the boutique if our help is wanted.
1 hours later 9239612 Anonymous
>>9239574
Oh my. She gets it.
>>9239603
This seems like a decent suggestion.
1 hours later 9239618 Anonymous
>>9239574
Say "What do you mean?" *wink wink*
1 hours later 9239640 Anonymous
>>9239603
Let's do this, but also offer a massage while we tell her. We need to get our hands on that marshmallow pone. We'll play it cool for now, though; no inappropriate touching...yet.
1 hours later 9239642 Anonymous
>>9239574
My word! This... "classy" mare certainly has a dirty mind, doesn't she!
Perfect.
1 hours later 9239652 Some guy...
>>9239600
carlos u fukn cheeky kunt m8 i swear i will fukn snap ur nek u little kunt if u make another fukn pun like dat
1 hours later 9239659 Anonymous
>>9239574
We should probably stop winking now. Stay classy. (or at least as much as we can be). I also think that we may want to keep Flutters away from Rarity.
1 hours later 9239660 Anonymous
>>9239574
What are we? Prince charming?
1 hours later 9239666 Anonymous
>>9239640
This is also good for us in that Rara will realize "Damn, he is good with his hands," and not be as weirded out that we'd like to have a job at the spa that she frequents.
1 hours later 9239667 Anonymous
>>9239660
We try to at least. We a smooth operator.
1 hours later 9239670 Anonymous
Is our hero cut or uncut?
1 hours later 9239675 Anonymous
>>9239666
She doesn't even know we're interested in the job, does she?
I don't think we spoke out loud about it.
1 hours later 9239681 Anonymous
>>9239670
Uncut, obviously. He's not a jew, is he?
1 hours later 9239684 Anonymous
>>9239666
Also, she'll maybe apologize to the spa ponies and furthermore agree and recommend our services. That'd be awesome.
1 hours later 9239688 Anonymous
>>9238660
Dammit man, I was planning to start doing the same thing this weekend. But unlike you I really wanted to include it like screencap including all or most of the posts OP was responding to.
Well, I'll try anyway and see what comes out of it.
1 hours later 9239691 Anonymous
>>9239675
No, that's why we do it. So she can feel like it was her idea all along.
1 hours later 9239708 Anonymous
>>9239675
That's true, but we can't keep it a secret once we start working at the spa that she frequents. Better to make her think she was doing us a solid and helped get us the job. Stroke her ego a little bit.
1 hours later 9239709 Not OP Just this once (fucking why.png 500x492 83kB)
Hey faggots I colored.
1 hours later 9239715 Anonymous
>>9239688
Please do it. Like I said, I was possibly going to do that over my break, but I did this for now. Getting all the screen caps in will be very time consuming if you're up to it.
1 hours later 9239725 Anonymous
Well, I gotta get to bed. Don't fuck it up you guys.
1 hours later 9239731 Anonymous
>>9239709
Nice. Pretty sure the mud should be more blue-greenish than brown, but that's just me nitpicking.
1 hours later 9239732 Anonymous
>>9239709
>implying nigga is a generic green anon
Fool, we way more unique and fresh than that honkeyass jiveturkey!
1 hours later 9239740 Anonymous (1363854312243.jpg 500x492 22kB)
>>9239709
>png
no stutid
1 hours later 9239746 Anonymous
>>9239731
*mud mask
derp.
1 hours later 9239751 Anonymous
>>9239708
>>9239691
Obviously we can't keep it a secret, nor should we need to. We just didn't want to make a fuss about it at the moment. I'd say we shouldn't try to hide it or anything, but not bring it up now unless there's a good reason to. Maybe at some point in the future, we'll meet her here so we can work our magic on her.
>>9239688
Do it!
The more the better!
1 hours later 9239766 Anonymous
>>9239715
>>9239751
Yeah, I'll try. Right now I am just uploading the pictures alone (link is in the post with previous episodes).
1 hours later 9239767 Anonymous
>>9239740
>stutid
1 hours later 9239777 Not OP
>>9239731
Well it's brown... so wouldn't you be shitpicking? Ah, fuck this shit, my Carlos meter's gone.
1 hours later 9239789 Anonymous
>>9239751
But why do that? What possible benefit would there be in not massaging her now? At the spa. Where it's appropriate and also saves time instead of dedicating a future episode exclusively to massaging Rara. I'd rather massage other random residents on our first workday, not Rara, who is right in front of us right this very second.
1 hours later 9239809 Anonymous
>>9239789
>What possible benefit would there be in not massaging her now?
You're right. There is no good reason not to. I just missed that suggestion.
I agree, let's offer her a massage.
She already knows Fluttershy enjoyed it.
1 hours later 9239836 Anonymous
>>9239789
>>9239809
Let's offer her massage, slowly work your way to her flank and then slip some fingers in and spread that tight little ponut
1 hours later 9239865 Anonymous
>>9239836
Jesus, keep your pants on. We'll get to that; I'm all for the massage but Rara would not appreciate a horndog approach. Not that we couldn't...brush across her nether regions on "accident."
1 hours later 9239871 Anonymous
>>9239789
Makes sense story wise, but do you really want this episode to be basically identical to the last one?
1 hours later 9239878 Anonymous
>>9239836
We don't know her well enough for that, she doesn't even know we're a spaghhetti-slinging force of destruction yet. I suggest we maintain this gentleman facade as long as we can
1 hours later 9239881 Anonymous
>>9239871
We should totally take it back to the house and get some smashy smashy in.
1 hours later 9239884 Dr Eggaman
>>9239574
Steal the three cyan Chaos Emeralds on white creatures buttocks amd use them to power our Bouncing Raccoon Cannon.
1 hours later 9239891 Anonymous
>>9239878
>spaghhetti-slinging force of destruction
We're probably gonna have some serious 'splainin to do in future.
1 hours later 9239900 Anonymous
>>9239871
Massaging Rara on a table while we chat about her business is mighty different than foreplay with Flutterbutter. I doubt Rarity will be quite so receptive and eager. Plus, what's the alternative? Just stand there all boring and talking? Naw dawg.
1 hours later 9239908 Anonymous
>>9239884
I thought you sacrificed yourself to stop /mlp/ from being removed on the fight for /mlp/ and such.
Robotnik are you clowning us?
1 hours later 9239925 Anonymous
>>9239881
This kind of narrative leap, while convenient, is completely trite (a word I don't use lightly). It'd be nice to skip to the good parts, but that isn't storytelling, nor is it a good quest. Just calm down and start thinking critically.
With that out of the way, let's rub that marshmallow pone down.
1 hours later 9239963 Dr Eggaman
>>9239908
Mehbeh, mehbeh not.
1 hours later 9239972 Anonymous
>>9239836
Check your ape privilege, cisfingered scum.
1 hours later 9239987 Anonymous
>>9239900
I agree.
Let's massage her while discussing her ideas.
2 hours later 9240061 Anonymous (spidopoly.png 500x500 84kB)
>>9239987
>>9239925
>>9239900
>>9239809
You quit your winking and offer Rarity a massage. She figures since Fluttershy enjoyed it so much she'd give it a try. She hops up on the weird table thing that ponies sit on for some reason and you start rubbing her down. She gives a soft moan and stretches, telling you you really are good at that. You inquire about her spider silk idea. She says she's not sure where she'll get so much of it. Spiderbro's a webby one, but it's not nearly enough.
>Health: 89%
>stamina: 60%
>spaghetti: 55%
>inventory: floofy-ass robe (floofy), Strange Spider (1), Spider (bro)
2 hours later 9240071 Anonymous
>>9240061
Easy. Flutters can hook us up with tons of spiderbros.
2 hours later 9240080 Anonymous
>>9240061
Put forward that we've thought it would be awesome if spiderbro was bigger. Does she think Twilight might know a spell to grow him? Then he could make more silk!
2 hours later 9240093 Anonymous
>>9240071
>>9240080
These both sound like plausible ideas. Let's combine them!
Nothing can go wrong.
2 hours later 9240095 Anonymous
>>9240061
It's too bad she doesn't have wings.
2 hours later 9240097 Anonymous
>>9240061
Maybe if "Strange Spider" is female, she and Spiderbro can make lots of spider babies, and they can pay us with spider silk in exchange for living in our classy top hat.
2 hours later 9240106 Anonymous
>>9240061
Spiders playing board games. Adorable. I want to grow spiderbro, so maybe that. Also, for our next question let's ask how long her current secret project is likely to last. Can we help?
2 hours later 9240133 Anonymous
>>9240097
Speaking of which, we could get Rarity to make a nice little spider apartment in the top of the hat, with a door to the outside.
2 hours later 9240154 Anonymous
>>9240106
Yeah, this. If we can't help with her project, then our current Rara questing is likely over with until she finishes (she won't have dinner or sex with us until she can stop focusing on her work). If we can help though, the quest is still on. Regardless, we have two options if she's too busy; go to Twilight's and ask about Zecora/magic/growing Spiderbro, or hang out with the CMC, who are probably having a ball with the bits we gave them.
2 hours later 9240165 Anonymous
>>9240095
Ooh, let's try massaging her horn!
Yeah!
Absolutely nothing can go wrong!
2 hours later 9240168 Anonymous
>>9240133
That's a cute idea. That's a super cute idea. But is Spiderbro ready to settle down? Or is this an open relationship?
2 hours later 9240170 Dr Eggaman
>>9240093
>>9240080
>>9240071
Hmmmm..... Multiple giant spiders, eh?
We must construct giant spyder mecha, march upon Canterlot and demand that that inferior horse queen surrender the Chaos Elements.
2 hours later 9240180 Anonymous
>>9240165
Actually, yeah. We massaged Flutters wings and she liked it. Let's try massaging Rara's horn and see if unicorns' unique appendage also need special attention.
2 hours later 9240187 Anonymous
>>9240165
Secondededed.
2 hours later 9240191 Anonymous
>>9240180
Yeah...let's get Rara's horn to cum magic (Sweetie Bell's has "burst" with excitement before, so there's precedent from the show).
2 hours later 9240202 Anonymous
>>9240154
These options remain open even if we can help Rara, btw. None necessarily cancel out the others.
2 hours later 9240209 Anonymous
>>9240165
I agree. Why not.
If she doesn't like it, we'll just stop.
2 hours later 9240217 Anonymous
>>9240154
I bet the CMC are at the malt shop right this very second, having fun and talking about their sisters.
2 hours later 9240223 Anonymous
>>9240180
I think it's actually show canon that the horn is an erogenous zone. Sweetie Belle already disarmed Rarity's magic by hitting it.
2 hours later 9240235 Anonymous
>>9240217
Or maybe they took the train to Manehatten to visit Babs. Maybe train tickets are super cheap for fillys. Maybe we'll meet Babs if she comes back down with them!
2 hours later 9240244 Anonymous
>>9240223
And as >>9240191
said, the horn will shoot off little sparkles whenever a unicorn is sufficiently excited...
2 hours later 9240250 Anonymous
>>9240235
Meeting Babs would be nice, but unless OP makes her come to Ponyville I don't see that happening anytime soon.
Besides, we should focus on the mane6 for now.
2 hours later 9240256 Anonymous
>>9240250
Just idea bouncing. That's all.
2 hours later 9240286 Anonymous
>>9240250
>focus on the mane six
That's all well and good, but we've only got one more pony to sex, and we're talking with her right now. We've only got Twilight to reconcile with (arguably we already achieved that), and we still need to cum inside Pinkie's pink (easy). I'm just saying; it's not too early to consider the side quests.
2 hours later 9240289 Anonymous (a bit horny.png 500x500 83kB)
>>9240209
>>9240165
>>9240180
>>9240187
>>9240191
You propose the idea of gatting Spiderbro giant with magic or gathering more spiders. She starts to reply, but you reach around her curly-ass mane and start rubbing her horn. She curls up and she starts stammering, asking you not to do that.
>Health: 89%
>stamina: 60%
>spaghetti: 55%
>inventory: floofy-ass robe (floofy), Strange Spider (1), Spider (bro)
2 hours later 9240302 Anonymous
>>9240286
That said, I have no fucking clue how to obtain Rara's peepee. Or Twilight's (although she might do it FOR SCIENCE if we tell her our plan). So there's still that.
2 hours later 9240304 Anonymous
>>9240289
>filename
OP, we love you.
Also, back off, apologize for not knowing it was so sensitive, and continue ministrations.
2 hours later 9240308 Anonymous
>>9240289
>She curls up and she starts stammering, asking you not to do that.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Does that not feel good? I've never massaged a unicorn before."
2 hours later 9240314 Anonymous
>>9240289
Continue. Insist it's part of the massage. Be extra gentle.
2 hours later 9240316 Anonymous
>>9240302
Any plan we make will probably have to involve Sweetie Belle. Possibly all the CMC.
2 hours later 9240326 Anonymous
>>9240289
Do as she says... for now. She might decide she liked it later.
We should ask her casually how it felt as we return to massaging her back.
2 hours later 9240331 Anonymous
>>9240289
Oh shit, did one of the spiders just ragequit the board game by flipping it?
2 hours later 9240341 Anonymous
>>9240302
It must be a while since she's gone to the bathroom. Maybe if we massage her in the right places, we could make her have to go, and then suggest peeing in a balloon or the cider bottle here, so she won't have to get up and cancel the massage.
2 hours later 9240342 Anonymous
>>9240331
Tell those spiders to play nice! Don't make me pull this car around!
2 hours later 9240352 Anonymous
>>9240302
I have an idea for Twilight.
We'll tell her that some medical conditions, like diabetes, can be found out by tasting a human's pee, which should taste sweet. Then we'll tell her that we want to test the same theory on ponies. Compare Twilight's and Pinkie's piss. FOR SCIENCE.
2 hours later 9240354 Anonymous
>>9239709
10/10
would commission
2 hours later 9240357 Anonymous
>>9240341
C...can we capture Rarity's magic horn spooge in a balloon when and if the time comes? Please? Not that that's a proper replacement for urine, mind you. Just another thing to collect.
2 hours later 9240360 Anonymous
>>9240314
I'd say we should simply act curious and inquire about the nature of unicorns' horns and why she doesn't want us to massage it. Be very suave and gentlemanly about it. Make her spaghetti a little if she has to explain it, but make sure not to upset her.
2 hours later 9240361 Anonymous (196918 - animated hornjob in_one_ear long_tongue out_the_other pinkie_pie tonguework tongue_boner tongue_twister tonguing twilight_sparkle.gif 600x400 517kB)
>>9240289
>Okay, but.... what if I do THIS?
Open your mouth wide and give her horn a long, gooey lick from base to tip.
2 hours later 9240362 Anonymous
>>9240357
>Horn Spooge
What the fuck
2 hours later 9240370 Anonymous
>>9240342
Don't make me count to 3! 1! 2! ...
2 hours later 9240373 Anonymous
>>9240357
I don't think balloons can hold magical sparks. Most likely they would just insulate against it, and it wouldn't work - at worst, it would burn a hole in the balloon.
2 hours later 9240381 Anonymous
>>9240362
MAGIC horn spooge. It could for sure come in useful. It's magic!
2 hours later 9240395 Anonymous
>>9240289
God look at Rara's cute face. We have to see more of that!
2 hours later 9240400 Anonymous
>>9240373
We won't know unless we try!
2 hours later 9240425 Anonymous
>>9240370
It's just a game, spiders. Don't fret your spinnerets!
2 hours later 9240437 Anonymous
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2NsXMRqp sbc
2 hours later 9240468 Anonymous
>>9240314
This. Give her room to turn it down, but if she thought we were being professional, maybe she'd allow us to continue.
2 hours later 9240480 Anonymous (watch that horn bro.png 500x500 83kB)
>>9240304
>>9240308
>>9240326
You apologize and go back to massaging her back, telli g her you're not familiar with unicorn morphology. She sighs and says it;s fine, just be mindful of her horn. Apparently they're pretty sensitive.
>Health: 89%
>stamina: 60%
>spaghetti: 55%
>inventory: floofy-ass robe (floofy), Strange Spider (1), Spider (bro)
2 hours later 9240482 Anonymous
>>9240468
This.
2 hours later 9240484 Anonymous
>>9240289
It occurs to me that eventually we should totally give her or Twilight a hornjob... despite it looking slightly gay.
2 hours later 9240497 Anonymous
>>9240480
Ask if we can help her with her secret project.
2 hours later 9240501 Anonymous
>>9240480
Is that fucking slut of an arachnid flipping Spiderbro off, or is it the other way around?
Are we gonna have to squish a nigga?
2 hours later 9240504 Anonymous
>>9240480
Keep massaging here, while inquiring more about the nature and sensitivity of unicorn horns.
Be genuinely interested.
Perhaps we could even mention that we're considering taking a job here, and explain that we need to know as much about the different kinds of ponies as possible, so we can best satisfy them and avoid causing discomfort.
2 hours later 9240506 Anonymous
>>9240484
As long as our head isn't anywhere near it when they cum. I don't wanna blow our head off.
2 hours later 9240512 Anonymous
>>9240484
I'm guessing Twily would be more receptive to that.
2 hours later 9240521 Anonymous
>>9240501
It might just be a mating dance. Jumping spiders throw there arms up to get a mate's attention.
2 hours later 9240524 Anonymous
>>9240506
>not wanting to swallow the magical sparks
They might grant us new powers.
2 hours later 9240526 Anonymous
>>9240480
Use 'Zoom In Feature': Spiderbro
Do it OP.. do eeeeet!
2 hours later 9240537 Anonymous
>>9240526
This is going to be terrifying.
I can just feel it...
2 hours later 9240545 Anonymous
>>9240480
Reach to her lower flank
2 hours later 9240550 Anonymous
>>9240480
Now that we've got her a little horny let's try working her flank a bit. No unbecoming touching, just really massage her buttocks, because that shit feels great (for both parties).
2 hours later 9240556 Anonymous
>>9240545
We could massage the base of her tail.
2 hours later 9240561 Anonymous
>>9240550
Second, but with more back scratches.
3 hours later 9240565 Anonymous
>>9240480
Massage flank. Comment on her cutie mark to make it as not awkward as possible. Then ask of we can help with her secret project.
3 hours later 9240580 Anonymous
>>9240565
That's actually probably common massage smalltalk in Equestria; how did you get that interesting cutie mark?
3 hours later 9240583 Some guy...
>>9240556
Then receive a tailjob once
>rape
3 hours later 9240584 Anonymous
>>9240565
>>9240580
This seems like a good idea too.
3 hours later 9240592 Anonymous
>>9240583
Rarity's tail IS fairly prehensile, isn't it? What with her carrying around Pinkie's birfday present an' all...
3 hours later 9240594 Anonymous
>>9240556
It is technically part of her spine; it's only normal to want her to have proper posture (use that as an excuse if she objects to us getting a bit of a feel of her marshmallow butthole).
3 hours later 9240600 Anonymous (53456734673.jpg 417x231 12kB)
>>9240526
>>9240537
3 hours later 9240602 Anonymous
>>9240556
>>9240583
>>9240592
I swear, if we also try some tail pulling and she likes it, I am going to drown here guys. In my own splooge!
3 hours later 9240603 Some guy...
>>9240600
Oh shit wut
3 hours later 9240605 Anonymous
>>9240592
Well, ponies have been seen using the hair parts of their tails in a prehensile manner, so I guess so. Must be some sort of magical prehensile hairs.
3 hours later 9240613 Anonymous
>>9240594
Oh God, this. Even if we don't get sex, getting to touch Rarity's marshmallow, if even for just a fleeting moment, would be worth it.
3 hours later 9240615 Anonymous
>>9240600
Spiderbro is one dapper swain I tell ya.
3 hours later 9240617 Anonymous
>>9240600
That is the usual reaction to losing at Monopoly.
Nothing to see here, folks.
3 hours later 9240621 Anonymous
>>9240600
OH GOD! We need to squish this bastard, now!
3 hours later 9240628 Anonymous (spike_laugh-(n1298922885939).png 428x510 82kB)
>>9240600
3 hours later 9240632 Anonymous
>>9240594
>>9240613
This.
3 hours later 9240634 Some guy...
>>9240600
Well, how irascible of you, old chum. How darest thee manipulate the boundaries of Monopoly, ol' Spiderbro. Uncover your weapon from thy sheath, old boy, knives at dawn.
3 hours later 9240644 Anonymous
>>9240602
We should definitely try some tail tugging once, regardless of whether it will be with Rarity or not.
It would be most convenient if we ever find ourselves fucking someone ponystyle (from behind).
3 hours later 9240654 Anonymous (flank flustered.png 500x500 84kB)
>>9240565
>>9240550
>>9240545
>>9240561
You keep making small talk and start kneading her flank. She gasps a bit, but starts enjoying it quickly. You comment on her cutiemark, saying it's pretty because your spaghetti's a bit too high for any fancy compliments right now. She thanks you, and starts talking about her fashion career. You continue massaging her flank, it feels a bit like a firm marshmallow.
>Health: 89%
>stamina: 60%
>spaghetti: 55%
>inventory: floofy-ass robe (floofy), Spider (bro)
3 hours later 9240661 Some guy...
>>9240654
Tail-tug now.
3 hours later 9240664 Anonymous
>>9240644
AJ would like it, and so would Pinkie. I feel like RD, FS, and TS would probably hate it though. No idea on Rara; I can't read her sexual preferences as well.
3 hours later 9240665 Some guy...
>>9240654
...wait
DAYUM SPIDERBRO YOU CLASSY BASTARD
3 hours later 9240673 Anonymous
>>9240654
Concealed Carry, bitch! Awesome, spiderbrom
3 hours later 9240676 Anonymous
>>9240654
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, spider-bitch.
3 hours later 9240678 Anonymous (tumblr_lnh9rncIxX1qbmmimo1_500.gif 469x359 201kB)
>>9240654
>Spiderbro is packing heat.
3 hours later 9240683 Anonymous
>>9240654
Nibble. Dat. Ear.
3 hours later 9240687 Anonymous
>>9240654
Listen with genuine interest as she talks about her fashion career. We might pick up some interesting personal tidbits about her that we can make use of later.
Slowly move your attention to the base of her tail.
>>9240664
I imagine most ponies would like it, as long as we don't pull too hard. It would add that little extra spice to the act, and also pull her rump up a little, causing the bottom of her pussy (and clit) to rub harder against our cock.
3 hours later 9240692 Anonymous
>>9240683
It does look very well-positioned for nibbling.
Let's do it.
3 hours later 9240694 Anonymous
>>9240654
Tell Rarity that you find it all quite interesting, and that we'd love to watch her work, if it wasn't too much trouble (let's get inside her house. Tonight.).
3 hours later 9240695 Anonymous
>>9240654
Spiderbro's victory was preordained. No surprises there.
I suppose we better focus on the tail now, and we can use the same excuse we used with the horn if it turns out she doesn't want that.
3 hours later 9240708 Anonymous
>>9240694
This. Perhaps roll for persuasion; we aren't really that interested. Although we ARE interested in her secret project, spider silk clothes, and getting her alone.
3 hours later 9240717 Anonymous
>>9240708
Or we could just be genuinely interested. After all, we do want to see her wearing them for us.
3 hours later 9240723 Anonymous (laughingmercs.jpg 453x500 48kB)
>>9240687
>genuine interest
As compared to Strange, Vintage or Unusual interest?
3 hours later 9240726 Anonymous
>>9240695
She probably won't like it, if only because it messes up her tail-hairstyle. Of course, we cam insist it's to properly align her spine, which is actually probably halfway true. Probably.
3 hours later 9240740 Anonymous
>>9240717
Right. But watching her work...not so much; that was my point. Although it is consensus what we are and aren't interested in; I'm just assuming no one here really cares about the art of dressmaking. Not that we don't care about the finished product, though.
3 hours later 9240743 Anonymous
>>9240723
No, as opposed to feigned interest just to have sex with her.
3 hours later 9240752 Anonymous
>>9240740
Even if her actual work turns out to be somewhat boring to watch, we could still oogle her butt while she's working. Maybe even try to sneak a peek at what's behind her tail if she accidentally moves it while working.
3 hours later 9240758 Anonymous (HA.png 673x423 44kB)
>>9240723
3 hours later 9240760 Anonymous
>>9240740
Right. I could care less about her magicing scissors and shit in the air and making a dress, but I'd still love to see her model for us, and simply see what cool dress she makes.
3 hours later 9240768 Anonymous
>>9240752
*wink*
Yes. I want to see that. And I want Rarity to reference our joke and beg us to put it in OH GOD.
3 hours later 9240774 Anonymous
>>9240768
unf
3 hours later 9240814 Anonymous
>>9240768
Rarity, speaking about threading a needle.
>hey, would you like to *giggle* put it in
>*wink wink*
Yes.
>grabs needle and sews with perfect precision.
>while also fucking Rarity SOOOOO GOOD
3 hours later 9240819 Anonymous
>>9240760
Speaking of magic scissors, in the boutique may not be the best place to go all Super Spaghetti.
We like our manbits, don't we?
3 hours later 9240833 Anonymous
>>9240819
We can keep our spaghetti low around Rarity; we've done pretty damned well with her so far. Sweetie too; Scoots made us spaghetti though. Better hope the CMC aren't having a sleepover!
>inb4 that is totally what the CMC are doing
3 hours later 9240841 Anonymous
>>9240833
And if they are...
You already know what most of us are thinking anon.
3 hours later 9240852 Anonymous
>>9240833
>We wired those bits you gave us to pay for Babs' ticket! We haven't had a slumber party with her yet, and Rarity promised me we could have one whenever I saved enough bits to bring her down!
...
...
please.
3 hours later 9240862 Anonymous
>>9240841
Ummm...horses? It's horses, isn't it anon?
3 hours later 9240867 Anonymous
>>9240862
Exactly!
we go horse riding into the night with the CMC
3 hours later 9240876 Anonymous
>>9240852
>This is Babs, she's a Cutie Mark Crusader like us
Oh?
>drops pants
Me too, see Babs!
3 hours later 9240880 Anonymous (marshmallow ears.png 500x500 84kB)
>>9240694
>>9240708
>>9240717
>>9240740
You express interest in her current project, asking if you can help, or at least watch. She insist you'd already helped enough with the heart piece you'd given her. She says she's not sure about letting you watch, since she'd like you to only see it when it's complete. You start nibbling her ear. She asks what you're doing again.
>Health: 89%
>stamina: 60%
>spaghetti: 55%
>inventory: floofy-ass robe (floofy), Spider (bro)
>sorry to cut out a bit early tonight, guys, but I gotta be up early again. Not a fan of these on scene episodes, but that's how it flows sometimes.
3 hours later 9240888 Anonymous
>>9240880
Say nibbling is a way us humans gain trust or agree on a deal. then we can fake some more shit.
3 hours later 9240889 Anonymous
>>9240880
That's a great way to end it though, op. Night!
3 hours later 9240890 Anonymous
>>9240880
Ah damn it, of course you had to cut out right as I finish my WoW raid...
Ah well, something to read for the night. Cheers OP, cya tomorry.
3 hours later 9240900 Anonymous
>>9240880
That's fine, OP.
Do enjoy your sleep.
3 hours later 9240902 Anonymous
>>9240880
Night
3 hours later 9240909 Anonymous
>>9240880
Nibbling on marshmallow ears is guaranteed to give us more diabetes. Thank you!
3 hours later 9240916 Anonymous
>>9240880
I can't wait for spiderbro to bury strange spider a shallow mudbath grave tomorrow, op! Night.
3 hours later 9240935 Anonymous
>>9240888
>agree on a deal
This. Then she'll feel slightly obligated to let us watch; she's a professional after all! We'll have to suggest it tomorrow.
3 hours later 9240954 Anonymous
And so another awesome episode ends. Spiderbro is real champ, anon is closer to some sexy times with Rarity and OP is going to enjoy his righteous rest.
3 hours later 9240973 Anonymous
>>9240916
There needs to be a background story that OP just has fun with at his leisure that involves the spider/bug CSI team tracking strange spider's killer, and spiderbro is always one step ahead and fucking all the ladies]/spoiler]
3 hours later 9241015 Anonymous
>>9240973
>inb4 spider ginger with sunglasses
4 hours later 9241051 Anonymous
>>9241015
>sir, it looks like the victim, who was recently released from prison, was shot after an argument involving spideroply.
Looks like this guy should have stayed in jail.
>YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
10 hours later 9244939 Anonymous
If anyone is still lurking this thread, I finished adding the posts to first episode - link here: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/hsgbxs33 4ddl15w/YEFYw7lLM (it's the same link as in OP's list of episodes).
10 hours later 9244958 Anonymous (8545747_1.jpg 500x4880 816kB)
>>9244939
Or, you can try these
10 hours later 9244966 Anonymous (8545747_2.jpg 500x4636 674kB)
>>9244958
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>>9244966
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>>9244977
10 hours later 9244989 Anonymous
>>9244958
>>9244966
>>9244977
Only seen like 4 of those and they don't have the suggestions OP chose.
10 hours later 9244996 Anonymous
>>9244989
But they do. The greentexted ones are the chosen suggestions.
10 hours later 9245011 Anonymous
>>9244996
Oh, my bad then, I just overlooked those pictures without actually reading them. But the first part of my post is still right.
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