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2013-03-12 09:47 9026615 Anonymous (Man im so tired of this shit.png 1066x600 131kB)
I wish the crystal ponies had stayed sad, i like their sad design more.

6 min later 9026763 AntiJazz
I think you may be the only one who thinks that.

9 min later 9026831 Anonymous
They weren't sad, they were tired/forgetful.

10 min later 9026865 Anonymous (images.jpg 264x191 6kB)
I wish Pinkie Pie stayed sad. I liked her sad design more

11 min later 9026896 Anonymous
>>9026865 I like straight haired Pinkie more than poofie hair Pinkie myself.

12 min later 9026916 Anonymous
i liked older generations better

15 min later 9026975 Anonymous
>>9026763 >I think you may be the only one who thinks that. No, he's not the only one who thinks that. In fact, when they turned happy and crystallized, it made me wince. It was the only time in the series when the animation reminded me of a 'seventies commercial. >>9026865 >I wish Pinkie Pie stayed sad. >>9026896 >I like straight haired Pinkie more than poofie hair Pinkie myself. I only find Pinkie tolerable when she's depressed. She was cute in Season I, but as far as I'm concerned, her manic side stopped being cute with "chocolate rain." She turned obnoxious in "The Return of Harmony," and she never really came back.

16 min later 9026998 Anonymous (gif rainbow sad cider.gif 600x338 331kB)
I wish rainbow dash stayed sad, I like her sad design more

17 min later 9027019 Anonymous
>>9026998 I wish Rainbow Dash stayed on the floor in a fetal position, twitching.

17 min later 9027036 Anonymous (chicken-sad.png 800x551 109kB)
I wish Scootaloo stayed sa- Oh wait.

18 min later 9027046 Anonymous
>>9026896 >>9026975 When she's sad, she's more lucid. I prefer Pinkie when people could actually hold a fucking conversation with her.

22 min later 9027149 Anonymous (FluttershyYes.jpg 700x394 36kB)
>>9027036 I started to say the same about Fluttershy.

24 min later 9027189 Anonymous
>>9026615 Damn. Now that I think about it, they're ALL more lovable when they're sad.

25 min later 9027212 Anonymous
>>9026615 they look like whores when they are happy all that eyeshadow and terrible mane styles

25 min later 9027223 Anonymous (gif lyra sandwich cry.gif 172x200 194kB)
>We Sad Pony General now.

26 min later 9027236 Anonymous (IWTCI Golden Laurel.png 607x474 109kB)
>>9026615 i want to cuddle a sad crystal pony

28 min later 9027259 Anonymous
>>9026615 >tfw I have no friends

29 min later 9027280 Anonymous (gif applebloom arent ya gonna stay for brunch.gif 360x360 41kB)


30 min later 9027311 Anonymous
>>9027280 ;~;

32 min later 9027369 Anonymous (gif twilight no.gif 482x361 219kB)
>>9027223

38 min later 9027515 Anonymous (FluttershyVsGilda.jpg 800x576 48kB)
>>9027149 >>9027189 I have never wanted to cuddle a pony more than I did in this scene.

43 min later 9027642 Anonymous (SadLuna1.jpg 800x450 56kB)
>>9027517 Luna's kinda like Scootaloo and Fluttershy. How often have we ever seen her really happy?

1 hours later 9028257 Anonymous (BeautifulFluttershy.jpg 577x314 35kB)
>>9027149 Fluttershy is beautiful when she's happy, but it seems like whenever we see her that way, she's about to get her hooves kicked out from under her.

1 hours later 9028639 Anonymous
>>9026831 >They weren't sad, they were tired/forgetful. They were tired, forgetful, and shattered — mentally, anyway. God only knows what Sombra did to those ponies.

1 hours later 9028797 Anonymous (BatmanDeadThread.jpg 320x310 28kB)
>>9026615 I'm glad this thread stayed sad. I like its sad design more.

1 hours later 9028872 Anonymous
>>9028639 >God only knows what Sombra did to those ponies. And many fanfic authors, it seems.

1 hours later 9028938 Anonymous
>>9028872 Well, the episode itself kinda hinted at it. What could he have done? Made 'em work? How many ponies have we seen who hated work?

1 hours later 9029017 Mzuark (Celestia_and_Luna_firing_a_beam_at_King_Sombra_S03E01.png 1280x720 934kB)
>>9028639 Well what would you imagine a sadistic, magical tyrant would do? Maybe the King's crimes were so heinous, that Celestia and Luna HAD to wipe their minds.

1 hours later 9029134 Anonymous
>>9029017 Or they just suppressed the memory on their own. It happens.

2 hours later 9029382 Anonymous
>>9028938 Maybe he made them work like most humans have to do it: at anything except what their cutie marks say they're good at. We've seen how badly that screws them up. "Your cutie mark is a treble clef? Congratulations! You're going to be a WalMart clerk!"

2 hours later 9029443 Mzuark (King_Sombra_eyes_flash_New_York_ComicCon_2012.png 1280x720 482kB)
>>9029134 True. But they did see Sombra when it happens, he had something to do with it.

2 hours later 9029719 Anonymous
>>9029443 Oh, I'm sure he had everything to do with it. The further away I get from "The Crystal Empire," the more certain I am that it spent too much time on comedy and not enough on drama. "Magic Duel" and "Putting Your Hoof Down" suffered from the same thing. They weren't basically funny concepts. That's why episodes like "A Canterlot Wedding," "Sleepless in Ponyville" and "Hurricane Fluttershy" are stronger. Their writers knew they weren't funny. They managed to get in some funny moments, but overall, they were pretty heavy episodes.

2 hours later 9030106 Anonymous (McCoyDeadThread.jpg 200x243 14kB)
>>9029443 >>9029719 Give it up, guys. The doctor knows best.

2 hours later 9030158 Anonymous (1355182433900.jpg 611x648 37kB)
She looks pretty when she's sad.

4 hours later 9032308 Anonymous
>>9030158 yeah she does 9/10 would befriend and have sad sex with

4 hours later 9032470 Anonymous
>>9032308 surely she would become happy during unless you mean you want the >rape

4 hours later 9032485 Anonymous
>>9029719 >Canterlot Wedding >good ISHYGDDT

4 hours later 9032523 Anonymous (Oh no.png 600x600 44kB)
>>9032470 she would talk in her depressed voice throughout you wouldnt know if she enjoyed it or not

4 hours later 9032579 Anonymous
WHY DO ALL THE PONIES LOOK BETTER WHEN SADDY?

4 hours later 9032647 Anonymous (Grumpy Crystal Pony.png 700x700 157kB)
>>9032523 >pic related her response when you ask afterwards if she had fun

4 hours later 9032691 Anonymous
>>9030158 this pony is so cool...im going to name her crystala

4 hours later 9032701 Anonymous
>>9032579 they look huggable, maybe?

4 hours later 9032793 Anonymous
>>9027236 i want to cum inside golden laurel

4 hours later 9032802 Anonymous
>>9032523 hey her voice was sexy

4 hours later 9032856 Anonymous (134894612275.png 2000x2000 929kB)
This Crystal Pony thread has just been enslaved. saurongray thread go!

4 hours later 9032882 Anonymous (151413__UNOPT__safe_king-sombra_swag_aritst-snowbooons.png 833x907 221kB)


4 hours later 9032902 Anonymous (151159__UNOPT__.png 894x894 247kB)


4 hours later 9032928 Anonymous (RD lieks crystal ponn.jpg 2024x1448 507kB)


4 hours later 9032938 Anonymous (152304__UNOPT__safe_king-sombra.png 1010x1160 196kB)
>>9032902

4 hours later 9032962 Anonymous (152904__UNOPT__comic_king-sombra_crystal-heart.jpg 493x600 109kB)


4 hours later 9032976 Anonymous (herp derp can't think of a filename.png 690x800 139kB)
>>9026865 I sort of wonder if Pinkie Pie is part crystal pony, her mane and behavior really supports that idea.

4 hours later 9032980 Anonymous (153559__UNOPT__.png 563x771 330kB)


4 hours later 9032996 Anonymous (155846__UNOPT__.png 900x600 377kB)


4 hours later 9033017 Anonymous (1353029505801.jpg 845x471 64kB)
>>9032980 If you have to shitpost, could you at least put a name or something so we can filter you?

4 hours later 9033033 Anonymous (148831__UNOPT__.jpg 1225x956 225kB)


4 hours later 9033053 Anonymous (156723__UNOPT__.png 476x600 192kB)


4 hours later 9033076 Anonymous (I know exactly why I have this boner.gif 400x429 1918kB)


4 hours later 9033103 Anonymous (Sowwee.png 1250x1349 260kB)
>>9033017 If you want me to go I can do that. Sorry for shitting on your thread. Have some Crystal pone

4 hours later 9033106 Anonymous (friendship is magic.jpg 1280x1440 319kB)


4 hours later 9033161 Anonymous (1351316636053.gif 340x247 3059kB)
>>9033103 Not my thread, but yeah, you definitely should. Spambombing a legit thread with off-topic shit isn't exactly commendable here.

4 hours later 9033209 Anonymous (1350507581780.png 700x700 141kB)


4 hours later 9033235 Anonymous (crystals_1_1.jpg 1024x756 198kB)
>>9033103 Isn't that nice? Someone actually apologized for shitposting. I don't have any crystal ponies, so here's some bismuth instead.

4 hours later 9033251 Anonymous (This guy fucking LOVES sheep.png 849x467 275kB)


4 hours later 9033254 Anonymous
So whats the canon on the crystal pony's ..crystalness? Are just some of them that way? Do they just get that way because of the heart? Or are some of them shiny naturally but others ONLY during the festival?

4 hours later 9033263 Still Sorry (246803__UNOPT__safe_rainbow-dash_filly_foal_baby-pony_crystal-pony_artist-beavernator_flag.png.png 800x600 188kB)


4 hours later 9033290 Still Sorry (250316__UNOPT__safe_vector_crystal-pony_5112ad8ca4c72d26ca0001a8.png.png 1683x2041 386kB)


4 hours later 9033307 Still Sorry (248552__UNOPT__safe_vector_filly_crystal-pony_5112ad8ca4c72d26ca0001a8.png.png 1098x639 170kB)


4 hours later 9033311 Anonymous
>>9032523 i've been looking for this picture everywhere, haha love it, really funny to me

4 hours later 9033319 Kornheiser
>>9026615 My god, I could not agree with you more. They look so pretty when they are sad, then they get all happy and ugly. It's terrible.

4 hours later 9033367 Anonymous (2001__scootaloo_apple-bloom_sweetie-belle_costume_cutie-mark-crusaders_artist-tommy631_cmc_armour.png 1200x600 626kB)
>>9028639 > Mind rape Seriously though, I was amazed there were still so many books in the Library, what kind of half-assed dictator DOESN'T do a book burning? >>9029719 I concur. Also, I think the song definitely could have been cut in favor of more story.

4 hours later 9033387 Anonymous (edits like these are the best.png 1280x720 632kB)
>>9033254 The crystal heart makes all ponies shiny if they attend the crystal fair (like the mane6). I got the idea the crystal heart makes all ponies shiny over time, but when they're removed from the heart, they slowly go back to normal. If you've spent half your life living next to the crystal heart, it'll probably take a month before you stop shining, if you just attended the crystal fair like the mane6, it's probably something like a day or two.

4 hours later 9033439 Anonymous
>>9033387 Not a bad headcanon. I think I remember seeing some shining ponies during "games ponies play", so it threw me off a bit.

4 hours later 9033462 Anonymous (1354724951743.png 1280x720 241kB)
I love this picture so much. Those eyes are just too beautiful, and that expression is lovely.

4 hours later 9033574 Anonymous (1350658406845.png 329x569 142kB)


4 hours later 9033598 Anonymous (1352682739919.png 664x432 67kB)


4 hours later 9033619 Anonymous (1352675560663.jpg 1090x875 183kB)


4 hours later 9033627 Kornheiser
>>9033619 >>9033598 >>9033462 great stuff

4 hours later 9033675 Anonymous (1359076964867.jpg 326x422 22kB)
>>9033619 One of my favorites too.

5 hours later 9033702 Anonymous (1350741671818.png 1280x720 649kB)
>>9033439 If I'm correct, then all crystal ponies in GPP should be crystally, but the episode did feature a lot of tourists and visitors. I'll have to rewatch it sometime and pay attention. Twilight's princess coronation in Canterlot had shining crystal ponies attending as guests as well.

5 hours later 9033741 Anonymous (1352737976726.png 757x529 333kB)


5 hours later 9033854 Anonymous (1363138417870.png 441x411 77kB)
>>9026615 I bet they choke themselves before they climax after masturbating for at least three hours.

5 hours later 9033890 Anonymous
>>9033675 I want to cum inside crystal ponies

5 hours later 9033914 Kornheiser
>>9033890 There is not enough clop of them.

5 hours later 9033967 Anonymous
So... When Crystal ponies are happy, they're shiny, when they're gloomy, they're dull. What if you have a very appearance-focused crystal pony, who also favors the dull looks? Whenever she's gloomy, and sees a mirror, she goes "Oh I'm so pretty! Yay!", and that makes her happy, and ruins her looks, so she goes "Oh wait nevermind, now I'm ugly"... and gets depressed, and is back to dull state...which makes her pretty again...

5 hours later 9034210 Anonymous
>>9033914 That's true.. I wonder why?

5 hours later 9034516 Anonymous
>>9034210 yeah, what ever happened to our grimdark artists? I thought they would be the first ones in poop up with those things we got lots and lots of fucking gak porn instead

7 hours later 9037856 Anonymous (120948__UNOPT__spoiler-s03e01_macro_crystal-pony_rule-34 aurea_laurea.jpg 290x500 34kB)
>>9034210

7 hours later 9037881 Anonymous (121502__UNOPT__questionable_meta_image-macro_spoiler-s03_spoiler-s03e01_crystal-pony_rule-34.jpg 943x960 103kB)
>>9032523

7 hours later 9037940 Anonymous (138058__UNOPT__safe_pinkie-pie_lyra_crystal-pony.png 1024x1280 360kB)


7 hours later 9037975 Anonymous (149326__UNOPT__.png 848x469 398kB)
>>9033106

7 hours later 9038140 Anonymous (1357621995647.png 1000x1320 438kB)
Crystal Octavia

7 hours later 9038192 Not Seth. (134214531854.png 320x550 120kB)
>>9038140 Nice

8 hours later 9038226 Anonymous (1360878422109.jpg 745x773 95kB)


8 hours later 9038265 Anonymous (1361075168518.png 460x514 182kB)


8 hours later 9038366 Anonymous (mlp_fim___crystal_pony_by_joakaha-d5i066c.jpg 1000x1010 134kB)


8 hours later 9038386 Anonymous (mlp_fim___crystal_rarity_by_joakaha-d5kr043.jpg 905x1050 139kB)


8 hours later 9038458 Anonymous (2 crystal_pony eyeshadow vector.png 3000x3425 1125kB)


8 hours later 9038540 Anonymous (235305__UNOPT__safe_spoiler-s03e12.jpg.jpg 317x360 43kB)


8 hours later 9038734 Anonymous (238154__UNOPT__safe_animated_spoiler-s03e12_running_stretching_unnamed-pony_drinking.gif.gif 556x237 1797kB)
The stallion stretching bust be sad. His mane and tail is down.

8 hours later 9039724 Anonymous (1358537501116.jpg 317x291 28kB)
Since thread is dead, this will be last post from me.

9 hours later 9040202 Anonymous
>>9026865 If pinkie were to become permanently flat but not overall sad or manic my boner would explode so hard it'd take my legs with it. No good.

15 hours later 9044323 Anonymous
>>9040202 Pinkie's character already is flat. She had some great character development in Magic Duel, but they forgot about it the next episode.

18 hours later 9045629 Anonymous (Golden laurel and horsecocks.png 849x600 158kB)
>>9033914 so true maybe artists were too busy pimping out sombra

18 hours later 9045643 Anonymous
>>9038734 He just emo.

18 hours later 9045681 Anonymous (1350636092940.png 1094x746 352kB)
>>9045629 There's not an awful amount of Sombra-porn either. I guess they're just sort of there, fade into the background, with one or two good pieces popping up every month, like Gilda or something.

26 hours later 9053077 Anonymous (120555__UNOPT__.gif 401x279 459kB)


26 hours later 9053133 Kornheiser
>>9045629 I want to like this pic, but all it is are two cumming horsecocks with main crystal pone in the background

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