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2013-03-12 09:43 9026528 Anonymous Flutterrape 12/03/2013 (1358002944301.jpg 600x600 39kB)
FAQ: >What is ‘Flutterrape’? Flutterrape refers to a collection of stories about the ponies from MLP trying to have sex with Anon, the only human stranded in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, other ponies may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape There are many different versions of Flutterrape, but mostly they are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Here are some common themes: -Anon is not attracted to ponies. -Anon is attracted to ponies, just not the rapist in question. -Ponies believe they can win Anon’s love by guessing his fetish. Fluttershy is the prime candidate for this kind of behaviour. //////////////////// -Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn’t mean it automatically qualifies for this thread. Check first in Anon in Equestria to see whether your story fits there before posting. -Don’t repost just for giggles. Wait for a lull in posts, or give it a week or so between posts. //////////////////// Cellist Octavia wrote a useful script, that alerts you when certain pastebins are updated. Find it here: http://code.google.com/p/pastebin-s ubscriber/ /////////////////// >How do I start writing? Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person, and preface your lines with ‘>’ – this is what turns normal text into greentext. Guide: http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS Example: http://i.imgur.com/7Ho3h.png Collection of most stories of the regular writefags: http://pastebin.com/7SVBKyyc Old thread: >>8969294

1 min later 9026546 Nebulus
Neb wuz ere. flutreshi iz a figret

1 min later 9026560 Anonymous
Don't post cats. Don't post dogs. Don't ch- You know what? fuck it! you will do it anyways.

1 min later 9026565 Anonymous
holy shit get the fuck out of here with your shitty-ass generals, we dont need to have a thread constantly about fluttershy raping anons, this is almost as bad as tulpa general. why not have an original thread you faggots, /b/ is more original

3 min later 9026602 Anonymous
>>9026565 hey there ragey, are you having an epic time?

3 min later 9026611 Anonymous (1349824607733.png 351x351 21kB)
>>9026565

4 min later 9026616 Anonymous
Threadly reminder that this Saturday if you guys still agree shall be Crossover Saturday. Take two Anons from different FR stories (can't be your own, must be from separate authors) and put them in a story together where they must overcome conflict, danger, >rape, or all three together!

4 min later 9026619 Anonymous
>>9026565 >we dont need to have a thread constantly about fluttershy raping anons Says you

4 min later 9026626 Jchallo
>>9026546 NOBODY CARES! >>9026560 Don't post cats. Don't post dogs. Don't check em'. Don't "Get a load of this guy". Don't DORKS . Don't use number ratings on a scale from one to ten. Don't try and guess a number someone is thinking. It's rape anyways. Don't "So this bitch Applejack...". Don't avatarfag as Fluttershy. Don't MATH. Don't have fun. Not once. Don't write anything with alicorn Twilight. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 dollars. Do comment on peoples stories of what you think. Do welcome the new lurkers and writers of this thread. Do keep a positve attitude here. Do leave your drama at the Flutterrape front door we don't want that shit here. Do respect another Anon posting a story, if you can, wait until it's finished before you commence regular non-shitposting talk. Now lets have a nice thread. Did you mean that? >>9026565 >Jinx! Jinx! Bitch, shut up!

4 min later 9026633 Anonymous (1357624514884.png 512x512 103kB)
>>9026565 >what are writethreads >what is reading OP Your narrow-mindedness is showing

5 min later 9026641 Anonymous
>>9026626 >Don't MATH. This has got to be the most useful addition you possibly could have made to that thing. Good job, JC.

6 min later 9026667 Nebulus
>>9026626 You forgot to add one. Don't be Jchallo Dohoho

7 min later 9026689 Anonymous
>>9026667 # Iceburn # ShotsFired # Hashtags on 4chan because fuck you why not

8 min later 9026707 Anonymous
Luna postin' Anon, I posted my opinion on your story from the last thread, but the janitor seems to be cleaning up dead threads today, so I'll repost it here: You have some issues with switching tenses. It starts in past, then switches to present, then past, then stays present til the end. Also a few capitalization/grammar errors, but those are usually to be expected with these stories. Near every one has typos of some kind. As you mention here: >>9026167 , you do have that pacing issue. It really does seem a little rushed, but then I was willing to forgive it when Molestia came along, because the tone seemed to have switched to a comedy. In that case, it's excusable, because the pacing of the story no longer seems to focus/build on the relationship between Anon and Luna, but instead the act of baiting the reader then switching futa Molestia in there for lulz. In that sense, the rediscovered pacing works well, and I found it humorous. Hard to put that into words, but do you know what I'm saying? Then it switched back to depression/tragedy all of a sudden, especially with that last line... I'm not sure the purpose. Now the switch to comedy seems pointless. If the purpose was to bait us into thinking it was all feelsy/depressing and/or clop, then swap it out for comedy with futa Molestia coming out of nowhere (which again, I found funny), why bring it back to how it originally was so abruptly? Dunno. Overall, it was a good read. 7/10, good job, Anon. Keep on writing!

8 min later 9026708 Anonymous
>>9026611 >>9026565 as a matter of fact i am mad, at all of you faggots who fucked up this board, there used to be at least some good threads, but it's just MLPG, tulpa, Oedipus, flutterrape, over and over, how about you just quit it with the shitty clop-fics and get out. OR, actually write something good, and then never spam up /mlp/ with your shit nobody likes, i mean for fuck's sake, it tells you how to green-text in the thread, if you don't know how to do that, you should probably leave Go on the paheal, depybooru, or anywhere else, >inb4 /mlp/ was never good

8 min later 9026717 The Narrator
>>9026616 >Cannot be your own characters. Guess that throws my idea for Lightning Anon meets Dragon Anon out the window.

9 min later 9026734 (Luna story writer) (1327738265033.png 600x600 269kB)
>>9026498 Much appreciated. I was actually wary about i their relationship because I wasn't sure how the thread would respond to consensual sex with her but damn, glad I rated good. >>9026534 Again, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. >>9026557 Aaaaand again, thank you. I'm especially glad to see some really well thought out critique that I can look on and analyse my writing style for. I wasn't putting absolutely everything I had into this but I still put enough in to be able to use this against my normal writing too. The tenses issue is probably my biggest one. Though it doesn't help I hadn't really thought it out too much and simply went with what came to mind for me. As for the switches - yeah, pretty much. I wanted it to have some feels, some clop and some comedy. The ending was because I wondered there was enough feels involved and wanted to be sure I'd added in plenty. (Plus, it fits with the whole "I'm depressed, no-one loves/likes me... oh, I've found someone who does! Oh... they're gone forever and being raped right now." thing) The abruptness was because I was being lazy. Next time I write something I'll definitely give it a lot more heart. I'm glad everyone found it at least somewhat enjoyable! Really, it means a lot to me when people enjoy my writing, so thank you all.

9 min later 9026736 Anonymous
>>9026717 maybe someone else will pick that up

10 min later 9026750 Jchallo
>>9026667 Oh you. Frickin' Neb. Luh u 2, faggot now get back to those side assaulting stories of yours

12 min later 9026797 Anonymous
>>9026708 cool to know, Anon. okay, you can leave now. bye.

12 min later 9026814 Anonymous
>>9026797 >denial.rar

13 min later 9026822 Anonymous
You fellars be crazy Who's got >rape to post?

13 min later 9026832 Nebulus
>>9026708 It's 1 of 10 generals, on a board that can maintain about 100 threads at once. Stop getting so assmad over 10% of the board. You have another 90% of it to enjoy. Not like if this thread was to disappear /mlp/ would get better anyway. Shit doesn't work like that.

19 min later 9026976 Anonymous
/r/ing an archive of the last thread,

20 min later 9027002 Anonymous (....jpg 460x500 90kB)
>>9026708 >complaining about generals. >Dubs, IWTCIRD and it's variants, Gay bathhouse, "why is she perfect?"/waifu threads, best pony threads. Even if generals were gone, there is still that shit here. It won't get better. It will probably get worse. So instead of crying like a little bitch about general threads, go make an interesting thread that hasn't already been done before.

21 min later 9027027 (Luna story writer)
>>9026976 LInk: >>8969294

21 min later 9027041 Anonymous
Oops, forgot to drop the name. heh.

24 min later 9027091 Anonymous (1360446384034.jpg 256x256 17kB)
>>9027027

26 min later 9027145 Anonymous (1349650051008.jpg 500x375 31kB)
>>9027091 >Not having 4chan X >Not having it so you can click dead links and it sends you to the archived thread. >being this new. http://mayhemydg.github.com/4chan-x /

27 min later 9027163 Anonymous
>>9027145 Thanks anon. I didn't realise people didn't use 4chan X

28 min later 9027196 Anonymous
>>9026708 The asspain is glorious

32 min later 9027269 Anonymous
>>9027091 Alright fuck it. I said I'd be posting Spiderman pictures if I had to explain this one more time. I'll do something even worse. I'm adding it to the OP next time. Fuck this shit. Fuck you faggot. I've explained this at least 10 times now. ~90% rustled

32 min later 9027276 Anonymous
>>9026708 Filter this thread then, you moron.

34 min later 9027306 Anonymous
>>9026708 >MAN, I fucking hate this thread on this anonymous image board >Should I just ignore it? >Maybe I should try to offset it by adding quality OC? >... >Nah, I'm just going to shitpost and call it a day MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.jpg

34 min later 9027308 The Narrator (fluttershy_enraged_by_mickeymonster-d4dhim8.png 900x669 612kB)
>Day of Reckoning in Equestria. >You are in a courtroom. >Celestia is presiding over the case. >Spitfire is your lawyer in a rape case against Fluttershy. >Fluttershy has been avoiding admitting to anything, and Spitfire is getting mad. >She knows you were raped. She spent weeks working on your case, preparing. >And yet, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Flutternutter is sticking to her claim of not guilty. >After 10 minutes of direct questioning from Spitfire, and cleverly worded evasive answers from Fluttershy, your lawyer is getting annoyed. >SF"Fluttershy, did you rape the human Anonymous?" >Tia"You don't have to answer that question!" >FS"I'll answer the question. You want answers?" >SF"I think I'm entitled." >FS"You want answers?" >SF"I want the TRUTH!" >FS"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Lieutenant, we live in a world that has animals, and those animals have to be taken care of by mares, with love. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Spitfire? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for Anon and you curse the caregiver. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That what I did, though tragic, probably saved lives. And my love, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties. You WANT me to love Anon, you NEED me to love Anon.We use words like 'magic, kindness, and love. I use these words as the backbone of a life spent caring for little creatures . YOU use them as a PUNCHLINE! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a mare who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of the care I provide, and then QUESTIONS the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said 'Thank you' and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you find a hot monkey dick, and get ready to suck. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to! 1/2

34 min later 9027324 Anonbraham Lincoln (anne-frank.jpg 800x600 63kB)
Hey Faggots I got a new story in the works, but it's nowhere near completion. It's your standard Flutterrape, but with my twist of history. And what better twist of history than the life of our favorite Juden, Anne Frank.

36 min later 9027363 The Narrator (1363121744790s.jpg 125x99 2kB)
>>9027308 >SF"Did you rape Anonymous the human? >FS"I did the job that--" >SF"DID YOU RAPE ANONYMOUS THE HUMAN?" >FS:"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID! I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO KNOW HE IS LOVED, AND I WOULD DO IT TO ANY HUMAN WHO CAME HERE WITH THIER GOOD LOOKS AND THIER HOT MONKEY DICKS!" >Tia"Fluttershy, under the laws of Equestria, you are charged with the rape of Anonymous the human, you are hereby stripped of your bearership of the element of kindess, and sentenced to life in the dungeon. >Celestia puts on her rape face as Fluttershy is dragged away kicking and screaming. >Spitfire comes over to you with a smile. >SF"You've finally won Anon! Now... About that payment I asked for.." >You grin at the prospect of the payment you are about to give, a payment made all the better due to the fact that you will never again be... >Fucking Fluttershy. 2/2

36 min later 9027370 Anonymous
>>9026626 >TL;DR Kill yourself

42 min later 9027511 Anonymous (131603398514.jpg 894x894 133kB)
One shot time! >Day 321 in Equestria >Be a defeated Anon >After months of fetish guesses, pestering, and spying, you have finally given in >You agreed to take Fluttershy on a date >In fact, it went pretty nice >When she isn’t a borderline rapist she is pretty fun to hang around for a chill guy like yourself >Today you were at a river bank >Fishing >Not only do you want your meat, several of the animals Flutters takes care of want some also >So here you two are, fishing >While you decided to go with a fishing rod and bait, Bananashush says that’s a bit too cruel >”Fishes would get their mouthies stuck on the metal hook, and it would hurt a lot” >So she fishes by dunking her head in the water and grabbing fish with her teeth >Fucking hardcore

42 min later 9027524 Anonymous
>>9027511 >After a few hours of light conversation and joking the sun has begun to set >You count your catches >Anon: 2 >YellowTimid: 34 >God damn it >She trots up next to you as you are packing up, rubbing her wet thick coat against your leg in affection >”So Anon, I know you didn’t want to be here, but thank you” “It wasn’t a problem. I was a bit scared when you first woke me up from my 5 a clock nap…” >”Hehehe, I could tell” >The memory of her whispering in your ear… >And of you flailing and screaming come back to you “Yea… anyways it wasn’t that bad. At least I got myself some dinner“ >A growling noise comes from Fluttershy >”Oh my… speaking of dinner, do you want to maybe come back to my place?” “Sure Flutters, that sounds awe-“ >Your jaw drops as you realize something >She caught those fish with her mouth >She has a thick coat >She can detect fear in humans >She growls >As you blink your eyes you notice that Fluttershy isn’t a yellow winged pony >She’s a fucking 8’ tall Grizzly Bear

43 min later 9027536 Anonymous (1211992971902.jpg 461x846 56kB)
>>9027524 >SONOFABITCH >You do a backflip and kick Flutterbear straight in the chest >She stumbles backwards into the river, but quickly gets up >”RAWRRAWR? RAWR RAWR RAWR!” >With sudden quickness she slashes to your right, then to your left >But your superior monkey reflexes save you! >…Except not your shirt… >As it falls off in shreds, exposing your manly hairy chest >”…rawr…” >Flutterbear blushes as she takes another swing >Quick on your toes, ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE! >Then, before she can recover, KICK OUT HER KNEES! >BAM! You are a fighting machine right now! >You jump in the air, only to have your leg grabbed and body slammed back down to the ground >”RAWRRWAR RWAR!” >Quick hands! Blocking every attack she gives until >BAM! Uppercut, uppercut, uppercut, uppercut >The last one knocking you out, letting your unconscious body fall to the ground >Flutterbear looks in lustfully >As glowing red letters form above your body

43 min later 9027562 Anonymous
>>9027536 >”4x COMBO. T.K.O. FLUTTERBEAR WINS” >You throw down the controller in rage “Fuck this game.” >Flutters looks at you from her seat on the couch next to you >”I-Is something wrong?” “It’s just a stupid fighter. All you have to is button mash. There’s no strategy. The attractive characters always are underpowered to the mean looking ones. They all have the same moves. It’s all about reaction time.” >”Do you want to stop playing?” >You stop your ranting and stare at her “Hell no. 5 out of 11. Let’s go!” >With that, you pick up the controller >And spend the rest of the night and early morning >Getting your pleb ass beaten by >Fucking Fluttershy

44 min later 9027576 Anonymous (920.jpg 240x320 14kB)
>>9027363 >Saving a thumbnail

46 min later 9027617 Anonymous
>>9027562 I had a good chuckle, m8.

47 min later 9027636 Anonymous
>>9027562 Fluttershy put all her points into deceit?

47 min later 9027643 The Narrator
>>9027576 I have the full sized image, but it wouldn't let me post it for whatever reason, so I resorted to the thumbnail.

48 min later 9027663 Anonymous (1358995096490.png 513x565 23kB)
>>9027324 >Story about best human You're a mensch

50 min later 9027705 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9027562 4 score and 87 years ago, my sides brought forth on this thread a new story, conceived in lulz and dedicated to the proposition that all sides would be free and equal.

50 min later 9027709 Anonymous
>>9027636 SHHHH! Sir Bearington story later

50 min later 9027719 Jchallo (How bout no.jpg 355x397 42kB)
>>9027370 I'm not killing myself just because some worthless crotch peasant like you wants me to. So either, shut the fuck up and enjoy some stories. OR Fuck off.

52 min later 9027753 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9027663 Well, it's not about Anne Frank, it's based off her life. You know, hiding in a attic from the master race Extreme homosexual themes Hatred towards loved ones Pedophilic dentists The Works.

57 min later 9027889 Anonymous
>>9027562 Loved it. Well done.

1 hours later 9027930 Anonymous (1361614752801.jpg 272x267 29kB)
>>9027889

1 hours later 9027941 Anonymous
>>9027930 Oshit, I hadn't even noticed.

1 hours later 9028036 Anonymous
Where's Salsa?

1 hours later 9028051 Anonymous
>>9027324 Does this has anything to do with Hitler going Super Sayan? Because if it is, I'm in.

1 hours later 9028077 Anonymous
>>9028051 God, I want to see this.

1 hours later 9028093 Anonymous
>>9028036 Consumed by the void. Or doing stuff outside of this site. Either of those possibilities.

1 hours later 9028102 Anonymous
>>9028036 You know he's an EMT? He... fuck... he's not going to be posting for a while, if ever.

1 hours later 9028176 Anonymous (1352383843992.gif 210x131 277kB)
>>9028102 Then the [INDEX] will never be complete.

1 hours later 9028244 Anonymous
>>9028051 Hitler doesn't GO Super Saiyan, he's DEFEATED by Super Saiyans. C'mon, man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATKz dpEKWU8

1 hours later 9028299 Anonymous (1362530567202.jpg 174x206 5kB)
>>9028244 Does he go Super Saiyan level 2?

1 hours later 9028355 Anonymous (1353992233497.jpg 250x250 13kB)
>>9028299

1 hours later 9028443 Anonymous
To whomever it was that rec'ed Leucine as king of feels last thread... I just finished reading his FTSoaL. And it was good - it kept me hooked the whole way through. But it wasn't really that feelsy, eh? Dash's descent was too quick. She went from bro, to fanon bro-with-a-crush, to mental. And she went completely mental, there wasn't enough empathy for me to care too much. Still, I'll check hisother stuff. He is a decent enough writer.

1 hours later 9029038 Anonymous
Bump my rump.

2 hours later 9029335 Anonymous
>>9028355 Welp, Looks like another General is about to be purged by dubs.

2 hours later 9029358 Anonymous
>>9029038 >Day "Bump my rump" in Equestria >You are sketchy anon >And today two fillies appeared at your door >"Bump Rump Sugar-" "Yea yea, how would you two like to do a little... modeling?" >"Oh yea, I knew I was model material" >That pink one sounds like a total bitch >...Karma seems to have sent them to do "First, let me introduce you to something really fun" >You take them inside and lay a line of white powder on your table "Just sniff this and then we can get started..." >Two hours and several lines later >The two fillies are on a table, dancing like idiots >Colts surround them, throwing bits at them >One in particular takes out a bottle of lube and a long rubbery- >"Let's see some ass-to-ass" >Soon every colt is chanting "Ass-to-ass" >The fillies are drugged out of their mind, but they comply >Lights are flashing >Music blaring >Their hips bouncing >Flesh smacking against each other >... >When it's over, you take the grey one back to a couch "Here's your share. Your friend is going to stay with me a while, okay?" >She weekly nods >As she curls up in a fetal position and starts counting her bits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22u t_pzoWgY BUMP WITH CONTENT YOU FUCKERS

2 hours later 9029465 Anonymous
>>9029358 Cool movie. Good bump, anon. U r a kewl guy.

2 hours later 9029505 Anonymous
>>9029358 >Sent them to do >to do >do >Not 'you' This is what I get for rushing a bump, fucking typos

2 hours later 9029945 Anonymous
Hey guys would you mind to send me patebin... Or ANYthing ... From te last thread story... Once specific story... From Anon... I read till 7/X ... Its about anon being depressed wanting to kill himself... Luna saves him, have sex, run away from molestia... Thats all i know... I came till there... Pretty please?????

2 hours later 9030045 Anonymous
>>9029945 Ah, that anon right here. I'll post the 8th part up again for you in one sec. Too long to do in this post included.

2 hours later 9030064 Anonymous
>>9029945 >You breath a sigh of relief anyway. You're sure you'll be safe now. >You can begin to see a strange white flicker up ahead. It's the same one as before, you're sure. >Luna exclaims "THE PORTAL! GOOD!" >No, not good, you think to yourself. >You don't want to be without Luna. >Out of nowhere, the white one divebombs you both and you fall down to the ground in a crashing agony. You feel like you've cracked a rib but you can still breathe so you must be fine. >Before you can do a thing, this 'Molestia is atop you. You can see her marehood leaking juices down onto her penis. >"You're going to love this, my little human." >Suddenly, you're on your hands and knees and you can feel something readying on your anus. >OHGODIT'SNOTGOINGTOFIT. IT'S GOING TO TEAR YOU APART. >You scream in horror as she begins to push, the pain beginning straight away as she enters you. >Not even a second later it stops, Luna has crashed into her with all her weight to get you out from under her grip. >"GO ANONYMOUS. TOUCH THE PORTAL!" She cries >You're crying again. Both out of pain and horror. You don't want to leave her! COME WITH ME! >She nods her head, you both rush to the portal but you touch it first. >Your world fades to black and you find yourself in the woods you walked into. Luna is no longer by your side. >In the distance you can hear, and see what's happening, but you're too far away now. >Luna looks at you, tears in her eyes as she reaches out for you. >You hear Molestia shout at her. "IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM, I'LL JUST HAVE YOU." >Instead of fucking you, Molestia mounts Luna and begins to fuck her violently, the pain evident on her face. >You watch as the sight disappears, the portal closes forever. >The last thing you ever saw of your one true love was her being raped. >Two days later, Anonymous was found dead in the woods, next to a tree. The name "Luna" was carved just below where the bullet went through his head. 8/8

2 hours later 9030092 Anonymous
>>9029945 Here ya go, buddy. >http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/t hread/S8969294#p9025939

2 hours later 9030096 Nebulus
>>9029945 >That manner of speech Something tells me you don't post often. And you liked the story enough to ask us for help. And that's adorable. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/th read/S8969294#p9025939 There you go. Have fun.

2 hours later 9030142 Anonymous
>>9029945 Just noticed you asked about a pastebin. I'm actually quite flattered since I've only done a flutterrape once before. I'll make a pastebin for you if you'd like to be able to save it as one?

2 hours later 9030300 Anonymous
>>9030045 >>9030142 Thank you! And if you are going to make stories... Please do... Make a pastebin... I am still sorting all stories and print them... Like books... And on occasion i read them... I laugh... And saved them for later nostalgia... Thank you anon...

2 hours later 9030312 Anonymous
>>9030142 Make it. Join us, Anon.

2 hours later 9030399 Anonymous (San Loss 2.gif 400x300 1875kB)
>>9030300 >Printing flutterrape >Having physical evidence of this shit

2 hours later 9030412 Anonymous
>>9030300 You print out stories? That's a first. Good luck hiding your powerlevels, anon. You'll need it.

2 hours later 9030446 Anonymous
>>9030300 whose do you have? And how do you sort them?

2 hours later 9030475 Nebulus (1355824496416.png 720x474 173kB)
>>9030300 >Printing off Flutterrape Good god. Powerlevels? Nah. Fuck em.

2 hours later 9030729 Anonymous
>>9030300 >And saved them for later nostalgia... "And this here, little Suzy, is from when you're grandpa was still a horsefucker." "Oh, I tell you, those were the days." "You young ones just don't know how to properly please a mare anymore." >"I just wanted you to read me a story, grandpa." "Right, right.." "Let's just start with 'A guide to realistic clop' by Vhatug, first." "You need to know your basics after all.." You know what? I'll think I'm going to start doing that too now.

3 hours later 9030810 Minion of Lulu
>>9030300 >print stories. Oh god...if they ever found out I have this... ======================= >Go in for a follow-up interview. >This job is practically yours. >Nothing is gonna break your stride. >"So, Anon. I see that you are very qualified for this position." Thank you, sir. I am eager to become a valued member. >"Is that so?" >Tosses down a bundle of paper in front of you. >The title on the top makes your stomach drop. >"Mind telling me what this "Lulamoon Rape Protection" is all about?" >Start to sweat. Uh, h-how did you find this? >"I have my sources." >Start to blush. I-It was something I did in my spare time...when I was younger. I wasn't thinking. It was a momentary lapse of judgme- >"Making excuses now?" No! Nothing of the sort. >The interviewer smirks. >"Do you want this job?" >Nod. I'll do anything for it. >He smirks. >"Well then." >He reaches down. >Hear the sound of a zipper. >Walks out and shows you his stallion sized dong. >"You want to write about raping ponies...then start sucking like you're this Fluttershy you write so much about." >You have two choices. >Leave and never look back. >Or give into the pressure and do this for the job of your dreams. >You can't go back to being a loser, this will move you up the social ladder. >You open your mouth. >Close your eyes. >Taste his Big Mac attack on your tongue. >It could be worse. >At least you won't be homeless. >But now, you're sucking off some guy, all because of >Fucking Flutterrape.

3 hours later 9030852 Anonymous
>>9030810 >implying you wouldn't blow him anyways

3 hours later 9030871 Anonymous
>>9030810 I giggled heartily Then worried about what would happen if someone somehow got a hold of the nasty shit I wrote

3 hours later 9030876 Anonymous
>>9030810 I lol'd Tell me what kind of job to you wish to have So i can become your boss and offer you a job If you know what i mean?

3 hours later 9030893 Minion of Lulu (my sides are moving on their own.gif 800x600 919kB)
>>9030729 >that post My fucking sides are gone.

3 hours later 9030910 Anonymous
>>9030810 And that's why I write under a different userID than I use anywhere else ever.

3 hours later 9030966 Anonymous (i'mthrowingmoneyatthescreenbutnothingishappening.jpg 498x501 42kB)
Right, guys. Let's do this. >Flutterrape: a series of collected works. MrSquiggles, better start drawing a cover for that.

3 hours later 9030987 Anonymous
>Got distracted Damn it. Here's the pastebin. Sorry for delay. Here it is http://pastebin.com/G75P3zfE I'll be sure to update with any other stories which I write, which I will because it is enjoyable. I'll make sure to put more love into them in future, too.

3 hours later 9031008 Nebulus
>>9030987 Sweeeeet. Welcome to the ranks, Kipper. Hope to see you around.

3 hours later 9031031 Anonymous
>>9031008 Haha, thanks! I can't believe that my story was so well accepted! It makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

3 hours later 9031043 Anonymous
>>9030987 >http://pastebin.com/G75P3zfE You know which FoE writer also has a K in their name? KKat, the one who started it. Is that you, KKat?

3 hours later 9031044 Anonymous (PawnStars2.jpg 559x556 16kB)
>>9030810

3 hours later 9031053 Anonymous
>>9030987 Saved.

3 hours later 9031080 Anonymous (1361174753749.jpg 500x574 170kB)
>>9031044 >>9030966 >>9030399 >>9030300

3 hours later 9031090 Anonymous
>>9030446 I too am curious about this, Anon my boy.

3 hours later 9031102 Anonymous
>>9031080 check em

3 hours later 9031122 Anonymous (1360528861647.png 400x400 87kB)
>>9031102 Nice singles bro.

3 hours later 9031142 Anonymous
>>9031122 Check em dub dubs

3 hours later 9031191 Anonymous (Getout.gif 129x111 53kB)
>>9031080 >>9031102 >>9031122 >>9031142

3 hours later 9031193 Anonymous
>>9031031 Good feelin', huh? Now go write some more!

3 hours later 9031213 Anonymous
>>9031191 no u

3 hours later 9031222 Anonymous
>>9031191 Check em

3 hours later 9031243 Anonymous
>>9031191 Yeah, shitposters suck. I really liked American Psycho...

3 hours later 9031244 Anonymous (1355268630116.jpg 640x480 17kB)
>>9031222 Not bad.

3 hours later 9031254 Anonymous
>>9031244 Not bad yourself

3 hours later 9031382 Anonymous
>>9031254 off by one

3 hours later 9031420 Anonymous
>>9031043 Haha, unfortunately not. I really, really wish I was. My story has nothing on hers, truly. Still, I try to do the best I can. (even if that means I gotta go back to the start and rework the horribleness out of my first writing experience a year ago, lol.)

3 hours later 9031453 Anonymous
>>9031420 >420 Smoke weed 'erry day

3 hours later 9031457 Anonymous (ehem_check_em.png 710x700 121kB)


3 hours later 9031470 Anonymous
>>9031457 That's not how you >Check em

3 hours later 9031490 Anonymous
>>9031470 Nor is >that

3 hours later 9031508 Anonymous
>>9031490 Anon, pls. Check em

3 hours later 9031517 Anonymous
>>9031508 No.

3 hours later 9031522 Anonymous
>>9031470 I forgot how to do second half greentext with spoilers

3 hours later 9031541 Anonymous
>>9031517 Chek em

3 hours later 9031544 Anonymous
>>9031522 Put a space inbetween your spoiler tags [ spoiler ]-spacebar-[ /spoiler ] like so

3 hours later 9031557 Anonymous (anonurdrunkgohome.png 308x288 16kB)
>>9031522 like pic related

3 hours later 9031569 Anonymous (how to greentext mid-sentence.png 500x507 61kB)
>>9031522

3 hours later 9031571 Anonymous
>>9031522 Do it like Hello [.spoiler] [/spoiler]>thar With a space inbetween the spoilers Hello >thar

3 hours later 9031589 Anonymous
>>9031557 > Like this?

3 hours later 9031627 Anonymous
>>9031557 >>9031569 Thanks and I'll thank you by >Checking them

3 hours later 9031630 Anonymous
>>9031589 For >fuck sake, >Anon get >it together.

3 hours later 9031661 Anonymous
Shoo be doo wop Where the hell is my >rape Wa be da woo, shoo be doo wop

3 hours later 9031673 Anonymous /r/
>>9031661 /r/ing seaponies SHOO BE DOO SHOO SHOO BE DOO

3 hours later 9031691 Anonymous
>>9031589 Step >it up >sempai

3 hours later 9031712 Anonymous
Anybody know what happened to Akame? I miss Branded...

3 hours later 9031725 Minion of Lulu
>>9031712 no clue. probably real life stuff

3 hours later 9031742 BraveLittlePyro Daring Do Part 1: Broken Past and Hearts
Alrighty, since people want me to post, I'ma post new story I've been working on. Just give me a few minutes to split it up

3 hours later 9031743 Anonymous (Tycho.png 210x220 82kB)
>>9031470 >>9031457 >>9031382 >>9031244 >>9031222

3 hours later 9031786 Anonymous (1360354034790.jpg 149x146 5kB)
>>9031743

3 hours later 9031803 Anonymous
>>9031742 Oh motherfucking boy If its good enough, you may recieve cuddles

3 hours later 9031813 Anonymous
>>9031712 We all know that feel... >>9031742 Please, good sir, the stage is yours.

3 hours later 9031828 BraveLittlePyro
>>9031803 >Snuggles Should this be pickle?

3 hours later 9031857 BraveLittlePyro Daring Do Part 1: Broken Past and Hearts
Prologue: ”We have to move! NOW!” >”We can’t leave them behind!” “Their fate has already been sealed, and so will ours if we don’t move now!” >You walk over to your shaken comrade and place your hoof on their shoulder. “We have a job to do, they did their part to make sure we got this far, now we’ve got to do ours and finish the task.” >Holding back a sob, she looks back up at you with a newfound determination and nods. >”Right, let’s go then.” >You watch as she glances once more at the collapsed tunnel behind you which now houses the corpses of your friends. >As you both break out into a full gallop, she calls up to you. >”Where exactly are we going anyway?” “The supply room,” you say keeping your focus on the path before you. “if we can get some mining tools, we can cause this whole tunnel system to collapse on itself.” >”And what can possibly come from that?” >You stop and turn. “We seal this nightmare away, we can’t let ANYONE know what we found here. If the wrong ponies are to find this, then this city, no, all of Equestria would be in danger! If we can’t destroy it, making sure this place is safe from being found is the next best option.” >After continuing on, you eventually make your way to the supply depot. “Alright, now grab any explosive materials you can get your hooves on.” >As you open up one of the scattered supply lockers, you feel a hoof on your shoulder, you turn to see her staring into your eyes. >”Coale, what if this doesn’t work?” “There are no ‘if’s’, this has to work.” “But what will happen to us?” she says beginning to tear up. >You look back into the locker, making sure you didn’t miss anything. “Tessie, we’ll be fine. Once I plant the explosives in the tunnel’s weak point, its structural integrity will collapse on itself. There was a cargo lift that can take us to the surface back in the last corridor.”

3 hours later 9031860 Anonymous
>>9031828 Should it be? Nah. Is it? Probs

3 hours later 9031906 BraveLittlePyro Daring Do Part 1: Broken Past and Hearts
>As you scavenge through the last of the lockers, you hear an electrical fizz. “Hey Coale, catch!” you hear her call out as she tosses one of the headsets over to you with her magic. >“We can use these to communicate with each other.” >Catching it with your mouth, you reposition it in the correct position on your head. > In a moment of fiddling the sound of static is replaced by her voice. >”Ok, they seem to be working decently, how’s it going with the demolition materials. “Good, it seems that we’ll have enough to level nearly all of the major cave systems as well as a few of the ones that branch out to the surface. >As you stuff the last of the explosives into your saddlebag, you meet your partner by the door. >For a moment you share the moment of quiet with each other. As you fear it may be one of your last times you’ll get to lay your eyes on her. >With a quick peck on her cheek, you whisper into her ear. “I need you to make a bee line straight to the lift, if anything happens otherwise, let me know immediately.” >She nods before heading off. >Without a moment to waste, you break out into a full gallop towards the main excavation area. >You gaze into the gigantic space, and your eyes trace across the golden walkway to the tomb. >Even after spending months of digging this place up, you were still amazed by the eerie beauty this place brought to you. >Yet with the beauty, came the curse. >You’ll never forgive yourself for causing all of this. >With a careful notion, you begin setting the charges amongst the tomb and the walkways leading to it. >As you run down to the last charge, you calibrate the detonator to signal the explosives. >You decide now to check up on Tess, and press the headset against you head. “Alright Tess, I’ve armed the charges, how’s it looking down there?” >You're answered with static. “Tess? You there?” >Still nothing.

3 hours later 9031931 BraveLittlePyro Daring Do Part 1: Broken Past and Hearts
>Then, out of nowhere, an blood-curdling scream rings through the earpiece. >”COALE HELP! *STATIC * HE’S FOU-*STATIC* ME! *STATIC* I RE-*STATIC*-EAT! I’VE BEEN FOUND! *STATIC* GET OUT OF HERE NOW! *STATIC*” >Your filled with an immense feeling of dread. >How was he able to get past the collapsed tunnel? >You only have a moment to think as a sudden vibration grabs your attention. >You see it from across the walkway, glaring directly at you. >Yet in his hand, is Tess, struggling to get free >You see a cold smile stretch across his face. >”COALE! DETONATE THE EXPLOSIVES NOW! HE’S NOT FUL-“ >She’s cut short as with a quick clench of the hand, her neck is snapped. “Tess, NO!” You cry. >But it’s too late >You watch it chuckle as it tosses her off the edge, and into the seemingly bottomless pit bellow you. >Your body is immediately overtaken with a feeling of primal rage. >With the detonator in hoof. You do the only thing that seems prevelant. >You charge. >Though your heroic is shown fruitless as a sharp pain, followed by a sickening crunch, shoots through your body. >As you feel yourself tossed to the ground like a ragdoll, you see the beast smile at you, waving its spear-like appendage, covered in your own blood. >Upon accepting the inevitable, you pull up the detonator. “I’m sorry Tessie.” >As you slam the detonator against your hoof, you feel yourself fly off the platform. >Falling to whatever might await you down below, your vision begins to fail as everything fades to black.

3 hours later 9031941 BraveLittlePyro Daring Do Part 1: Broken Past and Hearts
>>9031931 [200 Years Later...] >You are Anonymous, explorer. >Scratch that, RETIRED explorer. >You're through with that. >Challenging life and death, for what? >You've almost lost count to the number of scars left from bullet holes. >You just wished that she felt the same way. >Instead, she left, right into the darkness of night. >You can't say that you were surprised, she was never one too sit still. much less settle down. >But she still could've said goodbye. >You lean back in your chair and stare at the only things you had left to remember her by. >A small sapphire necklace, and a picture of you and her that had been ripped into to pieces, seperating you both. >With your free hand, you take a swig of cider. >Your one friend that will never leave you. >Off in the distance you hear a train whistle. >Checking you wristwatch you find the time to be 9:55AM >Right on time. >Getting up from you chair, you pick your backpack up from your bed and sling it around your shoulder. >It's time to leave this place.

3 hours later 9031954 BraveLittlePyro Daring Do Part 1: Broken Past and Hearts
>>9031941 >The sand makes a shallow swish with each step you take. >Shallow, what an excellent word to describe your life as of now. >But you can bitch about your life sometime else, you have a train to catch. >As you walk to the train station, you watch the towns citizens scuffle about. >It pains you to know that this'll likely be the last time you see any of them. >The sooner you get out of here, the less painful the memories will be. >At least that's what you hope. >Yet, something seems off. >In the corner of you eye you see someone trying to keep pace with you. >So you're being followed. >Perfect. >But you might as well play along with it. >Making your way to the ticket station, you show the colt in the booth your ticket. >You continue on as he nods, stepping onto the stationary train. >Glancing back at your pursuer, he mimics your actions and gets onto the opposite end of the car. >Look through the cluster of people who also occupy the car, you see that your little "friend" is griffin. >He's only half your height, but you've fought many griffins in your time to know that looks can be deceiving. >With no attempts at subtlety, he just walks towards you and sits in the seat across from you. >Instinctively your hand reaches down for the knife strapped to your leg. >"Ah-ah ah." He says mockingly while waving a finger. "Wouldn't want to do anything silly now would we?" >You bring you hand back up to the table empty-handed and glare at him. >"Better. Now if you'd let me explain, I'm not here to kill you..." >"I'm here to save your life."

3 hours later 9031993 BraveLittlePyro Daring Do Part 1: Broken Past and Hearts
>>9031954 >You raise an eyebrow. "What do you mean?" >"Well," he says nodding his head to the doors of the car, "in about a minute some very dangerous people are going to be on this train, and they'll be looking for you." >You cock your head to the side. "Why?" >"That, I cannot answer. But do as I say, and you might be able to get off this train in one piece." >You're still not convinced. "How do I know I can trust you?" >He takes out a picture and slides it across the table to you. >It's her. >"Because she told me you were the only who could help." >You slide the picture back and get up from the table. "Oh no." you say, holding your hands up, "You find someone else for this, I'm done with that sh-" >Before you could finish you sentence, the butt of a rifle makes contact with the back of your head. >Your vision blurs as you hear faded screams and gunfire. >Just as your vision is about to give out, the griffin shakes you awake. >"Come on! We have to get out of here!" He yells, offering you his hand. >Grabbing his hand, pulls you to your feet. >"Get to the top of the train, they should be here soon!" >With a dash, he leaves you in your dizzy stupor amidst the rest of the unfolding chaos. >Shaking your head, you make your way for the nearest exit. >Yet when your barely within meters from the door, in step two burly looking colts. >Both of them look at you glaring. "Shit guys can't we talk this over some coffee?" You ask in a sarcastic tone. >In response, your immediately bucked in the center of the stomach, causing you to stumble backwards. "Ok then, we'll settle it this way." >As the colt comes in for another kick, you catch one of his hoofs forward, stopping him in his tracks. >With a grunt, you kick along the joint where his knee should likely be. >With a strength almost unnatural to an earth pony, your foot shatters the joint, eliciting a satisfactory snap. >As he screams in agony, you toss him aside.

3 hours later 9032009 BraveLittlePyro Daring Do Part 1: Broken Past and Hearts
>>9031993 >Angered by the defeat of his commrade, the other charges directly for you. >Grinning, you easily sidestep him and bring your foot up to his throat. >With the force of your kick as well as his own momentum, you cause his larynx to involuntary tighten. >With a stutter, he falls backward gasping for air before going under. >With no time to admire your handiwork, you slide open the door and take hold of the ladder. >Making your way to the top of the train, ponies adorned in military-like attire are apparently waiting for you. [http://lonewolfmark.deviantart.com /art/Gas-Mask-Pony-Scout-278737660] >"There he is! Don't let him get away!" >"Open fire!" >Bullets whiz by you as you run down the train. >Soon enough, your friend from earlier streaks by you in a glide. >"The pickup's here! Get ready!" "Where?!" >He nods to the side of the train, and sure enough, you spot a truck racing to catch up to your position. >"Get ready to jump on my signal!" >You prepare yourself to jump. >"NOW!" He yells. >With the force of a thousand suns you send yourself to the truck. >Time seems to slow down as you fly through the air. >Suddenly, a blinding hot pain shoots through your body. >Clenching up, you body loses it's speed and you begin to fall short of the truck. >Desperately trying to reach the truck you throw you hand out. >Suddenly a hoof catches hold of you hand. >With all your remaining strength you have, you, and your saviour, pull yourself into the back of the truck. >As your conciousness fades, you see a pony by your side. >"Come on... We can't lose him now! Get me a medi-kit!" >Then everything slowly fades to black.

3 hours later 9032031 BraveLittlePyro
>>9032009 That's 'bout it for now. Not to long, but I hope to eventually take this somewhere.

3 hours later 9032088 Anonymous
>>9032031 Twas a good tale lad. Here, ye've earned this. snuggles

3 hours later 9032161 BraveLittlePyro
>>9032088 Thank you pickle Btw, you can come out now

3 hours later 9032193 BraveLittlePyro
>>9032009 Oh and before i forget Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/NHRLDiz2

4 hours later 9032202 Anonymous (1356840499083.gif 300x242 1871kB)
>>9032088 How's about two tails?

4 hours later 9032234 Anonymous
>>9032202 Nice nubs

4 hours later 9032255 Anonymous (1339523221346.png 750x743 117kB)
>>9032234 Goddamn newfag.

4 hours later 9032317 Anonymous
>>9032255 >Day shitposts in Equestria >You've been wondering around aimlessly for about an hour now. >Anonymous users are running around like decapitated chickens. >One of them is squawking out "newfag, newfag!" >Another "jchallo pls go! >A third pops into existence. >This anon is much different to the others. >If you had to put a name to him, he would resemble a Mr. Bateman. >A sound emerges, piercing the air and pealing up the grass its self. >He drops his pants and begins to shuffle around crouched. >You turn to one of the Anons. "Is he.... is he shitting?" >"NEWFAG? NEWFAG PLS GO!" "Fucking useless." >You go over to investigate. >Wouldn't you know it... "Doubles" >The Batenon locks eyes with you. "Muh dubs" >And with that he erupts into a cloud of "Faggot" and "newfag" >Today was an average day.

4 hours later 9032327 Anonymous
>>9032255 >Lurking since 07 >Using a shitty pic to call someone a newfag Newfag pls

4 hours later 9032406 Anonymous (1361184184962.gif 300x100 292kB)
>>9032327 >>9032255 >>9032317

4 hours later 9032426 Anonymous
>>9032406 I fucking love Samson&Gert. Dat noem ik nog eens nostalgie.

4 hours later 9032434 Anonymous
>>9032406 >Using old shitty pics Anon pls check em

4 hours later 9033245 Anonymous
>>9032009 Good story so far. I'm interested to see where this'll go.

5 hours later 9033699 Anonymous
Ba dum bump Bumpy bum bump Shoo be Doo wop Bump

5 hours later 9033809 Anonymous
bumpity bump bump bumpity bump bump look at moot go

5 hours later 9033908 Jchallo
Bumping with a one shot repost because why not? >Day Tom Foolery in Flutterape in Equestria. >Wake up from magic radio static. >Tunes into a channel. >"And now for the weather, it seems Shit Storm Susan is far from over, more details at nine..." >Oh God what is even happening. >You make your way to the bath room. >Shower, shit , shave. >You make your way downstairs >See Fluttershy on your computer typing and laughing, hold in her sides by a thin thread. >Seriously, how does she break into your place every FUCKING time. >You have tried everything under Celestia's Sun to keep the yellow demon bat sex crazed mare out of your house. >And here she is on your computer you've magically summoned for the convenience of this one shot, laughing and lurking. "Flutters! What are you doing?!" >She turns to you, "Oh nothing just shit postin' in this Me rape thread, Oh Celestia my sides are no more." >Dis Pone Hur. "Get off it's not your computer. Besides I've got some writing to do, now if you'll be so kind?" >"Sure thing sweetie, but can you explain this?" >You walk over to see what she's talking about. >You see a folder named "Flutta Shi". >Shit, she's found your Flutter Fap Folder. >Damn it. "Oh that? Oh that's nothing really. Just some stuff I'm saving for a friend." >"Suurre, I bet the friend is Anon Jr. Am I right?" "....N-no...not at all." >She puts on her rape face. >"I think otherwise Anon." >She flies out the chair towards you with open arms. >"I knew you loved me!!" 1/2

5 hours later 9033925 Jchallo
>>9033908 >You dodge the yellow bullet and run for your life. >For about 7 seconds. >You tripped over an old 90's brick phone. >You literally tripped over a cordless phone. >You fall to the floor and Fluttershy is right behind. >"Ohohoho I've been waiting for this since I laid eyes on you." >She's got you now. This isn't going to end well. >Suddenly, you're in SugarCube Corner. Somehow.... >"How many times am I going to have to save your sorry flank?" Pinkie said. "Thank you Pinkie." >"Oh you aren't thankful yet." "What are you talk-" >"Me, you upstairs, now." >Could have been worse, for example like... >Fucking Fluttershy. 2/2

5 hours later 9033972 Anonymous
>>9033925 5/5 bretty good. Bretty good indeed :DDDDD

5 hours later 9034046 Jchallo (I'd watch it if I were you.jpg 187x147 5kB)
>>9033972 Thanks. But I'd be careful with those emoots if I were you. This is 4chan buddy, use pics. It's funnier that way.

5 hours later 9034077 Anonymous
>>9034046 Yeah, I was feeling lazy and couldn't be bothered to go looking for the pic I wanted.

5 hours later 9034116 Anonymous
>>9034046 Hey! Hey you! Hey! Yea you! Look! :D

5 hours later 9034179 Jchallo (Boy Ima whoop you.png 240x240 110kB)
>>9034116 Boy, Ima whoop you. At least you had the decency to put it in spoiler text.

5 hours later 9034240 Anonymous
>>9034179 I'm not even that other guy, but either way. The point stands J, what are you going to do about it :3

5 hours later 9034309 Jchallo
>>9034240 I'm going to write a one shot about it! Yeah! I'll do that! It's gonna be shitty though.

5 hours later 9034320 Anonymous
>>9034309 But J, you must let the uguu flow through you :3

5 hours later 9034342 Anonymous
>>9034309 UGUU FLOW THROUGH YOU

5 hours later 9034387 Anonymous
>>9034309 A shitty oneshot based on our shitposting!?! :3 Love you too

6 hours later 9035107 Anonymous
Boop a doop boop. Bibbidy bump.

6 hours later 9035438 Jchallo
>>9034320 >>9034342 >>9034387 For you mofos >Day emoots in Equestria. >You wake up from your obnoxious sounding alarm clock. >Jinx! Jinx! >You smash it with your fist. "Bitch, shut up!" >You stomp your way to the bathroom and activate.... >THE MORNING RITUAL!! >As you know "The Morning Ritual" allows me to special summon a fresh clean Anon from my hand by sending "Shower", "Shit", and "Shave" to the graveyard as tribute. >After the explanation you actually do the morning ritual. >After that, you poof your way downstairs thanks to the magical power of writing. >You've got some shopping to do today so you gather your wallet and keys. >As soon as you open the door you find Fluttershy was just about to knock on your door. "Ugh, what is it today Flutters?" >"Oh I was wondering..." >You cross your arms and raise an eye brow in suspicion. "I'm listening..." >"I was wondering ifyou'llpleasegooutwithmeandhavelot sofsexafterward!!!" "What?" >"Can we go out? Please? <3 :DDD" "How are you doing that emoot thing with your voice?" >"Pony magic." "Are you serious?." >She pulls out a smartphone and begins texting. "Where did you get-" >The phone in your pocket begins going off with it's ringtone. >"Stayin' alive stayin' alive, Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' Aliii-" >You check you phone and see you've recieve a message from Fluttershy. >Okay since when did you have her number? >Since when did she have a phone? >You check the message. >"TELL ME YOUR FETISH!! You have seven days before I rape you O_O" >...oookaay >You receive another text message from her. >"Also, you NEVER question pony magic, that shit is serious business mang." >At this point it was time for your back up plan. >You dial on your phone and wait for the person on the other end to answer. >"God speaking, how can I help you?" "God it's Anon." >"ANON! What's good man? I haven't heard from you and junior keep asking about you." "Oh ya know, dealing with Fluttershy." >"Well how can I help you?" "Activate it."

6 hours later 9035462 Jchallo
>>9035438 >"Oh my ME, are you sure?" "Do it." >"Got it." >A portal appears next to you and spits out a cannon with the words "NOPE" on the sides. >You get in the NOPE canon and wait for the launch. >Fluttershy has the dumbest look on her face. >"Umm, Anon? Where are you going?" "Away from here." >"Ummm, call me?" >You don't respond. >You blast off into the sky and fly through another portal. >You crash through a window in an apartment, the first thing you notice is some guy typing. >He doesn't seem to notice you thanks to the headphones he has one. >"GOD DAMN IT!! FUCKING EMOOTS!!" >You raise an eyebrow and walk over to him and lightly tape him on the shoulder. >He takes off his headphones and turns to you. >"Dude, how dafuq did you get in here?" "Used the NOPE canon. What are you cussin' about man?" >"Oh just some newfags in this thread using emoots." >You receive another text message, you check your phone and see it's a message from Jesus. >"Hey what's up man? I got your number from my dad. Wanna hang man out man? :D" >Rage begins to flow through you. >Your blood boils and you slam your phone on the ground. >You run outside and look up into the sky and shout... "FUCKING EMOOTS!!!" There's your shitty one shot. I hope you enjoyed

6 hours later 9035657 Anonbraham Lincoln (1361690819093.gif 400x252 499kB)
>>9035462 I leled. On the inside

6 hours later 9035710 Anonymous (1361666109749 - Copy - Copy - Copy (2).jpg 481x362 67kB)
No Russian.

6 hours later 9035740 Anonymous (1361666109749 - Copy - Copy - Copy (3).jpg 481x363 67kB)
No Russian amiritegaiz?

6 hours later 9035831 Jchallo (smug.jpg 680x680 65kB)
>>9035657 Thank you good sir. I didn't even know what I was writing, I'm glad someone enjoyed it.

6 hours later 9035861 Anonymous (1361666109749 - Copy - Copy - Copy.jpg 481x361 65kB)
>>9035740 huehuhue no russian

6 hours later 9035875 Anonymous (1361666109749 - Copy - Copy.jpg 481x363 67kB)
>>9035861 HUEHUEHUE

6 hours later 9035894 Anonymous (1361666109749 - Copy.jpg 481x361 65kB)
>>9035875 HUUEUEEEEHUEHUE REMEMBER

6 hours later 9035904 Anonymous (1361666109749.jpg 481x361 65kB)
>>9035894 huehuehue? Hue.

6 hours later 9035958 Anonymous
>>9026616 Viking Anon and chivalry Anon would be good Oh wait, viking anon is dead

6 hours later 9036004 That one guy
>>9035958 Repost to kill the shitposting, now shut yer traps. no but srsly guys, calm down

6 hours later 9036005 Anonymous (1361747158846.jpg 1095x729 163kB)
>>9035958 Hue hueh hue.

6 hours later 9036015 That one guy
>>9036004 Day I-Feel-Like-absolute-shit in Equestria >You are Anonymous, Anon to friends. Devourer of worlds. >Not really. >You're just a pretty normal guy who one day woke up in magic p0ny world. >And things have been going pretty good for the past few months. >All sorts of hi-jinks and adventures that wouldn't make for a bad children's show. >And the p0nies in town have grown to accept you as one of their own. Aside from that drunk whatever her name is. >A few in particular have taken an interest in you. >Twi likes to study you, and often-times, you find yourself spending the day with purple-smart simply discussing the nature of your world and theirs. >Dash loves a good competition, and although you aren't the strongest anon around, you can usually keep up with her when you put your mind to it. >Applejack is a great friend, and the two of you have a cool little thing going on. Not quite lovers, but definitely more than friends. >Although, she'd probably be willing to be your "marefriend", it's just the whole different species thing that's keeping you form going any further than you have. >And then there are the weirdos. >Lyra, The drunk, Fluttershy, Pink one, and that little white one, Rarity's sister. >They all have some odd fascination with you. >Lyra seems to covet your hands, and sometimes, when you find yourself alone with her, you fear for your manipulatory organs. She's a good friend though. >The drunk seems to hate you, but you honestly cannot figure out why, you've literally never even spoken with her before. She's weird. 1/?

6 hours later 9036026 That one guy
>>9036015 >Fluttershy and the little marshmallow one were the worst though. >They were infatuated with you, If you were a more cynical anon, you'd call them rapists. >Ah hell, they're rapists. >Except, they're so bumbling and awkward in their schemes, they more often than not fail before even getting started. >Today has been one of the few times they actually managed to get outta the gate. >Although, you can't really make heads or tails of their plot this time around. >The day started off normally. >You rose from your bedchambers, and went about your morning routine. >You had your breakfast of champions, and thought it tasted a bit weird, but disregarded the thought. >Big mistake that. >Turns out, the devilish duo had added a secret ingredient to your breakfast. >Whatever it was, it likely did not have it's intended effect, because as far as you can tell, the only effect it's had, has been to make you violently ill. >You gave them what for though. With the last of your strength, you found them hiding under your couch, and threw them out onto a patch of mud. >But now you're faced with a decision. Should you attempt to head out, and find someone to maybe cure whatever you've been afflicted with? Or should you just stay around here, maybe get some sleep, and tough it out? >Hmmm. Decisions 2/?

6 hours later 9036042 That one guy
>>9036026 >You decide after a few minutes spent pacing, that you'll be a man, and head out to see if you can't find a particular denizen of the Everfree forest. >But you're in no condition for any great physical exertion, so you'll go in as sneaky-sneaky as you can. >This means, you'll need some supplies. >Nothing too difficult to acquire, but it would go by faster with some assistance. >Who to ask though? >Pinkie might be able to just acquire the items instantaneously, but your sour health and mood mean you want nothing to do with her until you're better. >Dash is a speed demon, which is a definite plus. However, she's a bitch and you hate her, so no. >Applejack will probably be busy, and she'd probably try to force you to stay in bed, so no. >Rarity will want nothing to do with you seeing as you're now a sick mess, generous my ass! >Twilight gets a no, because she'd likely be more interested in watching you be sick than help you get over it. Science can be cruel. >Who else do you know? >Lyra, The CMC(minus the marshmallow one), BonBon, Big Mac, Spike, Those retards, and the lesbian musicians. >You need more guy friends. > No homo. 3/?

6 hours later 9036056 That one guy
>>9036042 >Spike wouldn't be much help, he's still a kid after all. >It's also too early to speak with Vinyl, she's practically vampire for how much she avoids the sun. >Octavia makes you feel certain feels whenever the two of you are alone, so that's a no go. >Big Mac would probably be busy too. >Lyra seems like the best choice Bonny doesn't really like you though. The CMC are adorable, but fairly useless; and they aren't the retards (to you) for nothing. >Lyra it is then. >You head off with your pockets full of tissues to wipe your nose on, and make it to the Lyre playing P0ni's abode before literally coughing out a lung. >It takes off muttering something about revenge. >You're beginning to question your own perception of reality. >Perhaps you should have stayed home after all. >Too late to turn back now (not really, you're just stubborn), you shake your head, kill a damn fly, and knock on the door. >Bon answers, keeping the door mostly closed. >"Hello Anonymous, what do you want?" >It is evident in her voice that she'd rather not be talking to you. Heddo Boddy, Is Dyra hobe? >Wow! You could barely even understand yourself. Bon looks at you like you're an idiot, then closes the door on you. >Before you can knock again, you hear her undoing the little chain lock, and the opening the door motioning for you to come in. >You nod her a thanks, and head inside, being careful not to cough or sneeze on anything. 4/?

6 hours later 9036061 Anonymous
>>9035958 I don't think it needs to be canon with the endings of their respective stories (that'd be WAY too restrictive). If you want to use Viking Anon, I'd say go ahead.

6 hours later 9036071 That one guy
>>9036056 >You make your way through the home, that is apparently smaller on the outside than on the inside, and eventually arrive at a beaded curtain which serves as a doorway to Lyra's meditation room. >You knock on the doorframe, not wanting to walk in on some weird tantric thing like last time, and hear some stuff fall over. >"W-Wait a second, private time!" >You are half tempted to barge in and see what exactly "private time" means, but you decide against it. >You hear some rummaging inside the room, and after about a minute of twiddling your thumbs, you are about to go ahead anyway, when she sticks her head out through the beads to see who's there. >"Anon! Good-buddy, what it is?" >You chuckle at her greeting, and give her some "hoof" before following her into her room. >The room feels lived in. Some might say that it looks like a mess, but to you it's comfortable. Dyra, I hab a- >Yeah this isn't going to work, you need to keep your trap shut, because you doubt anyone enjoys hearing you talk like that. >You motion for a pencil or quill or something and a pad to write. >She understands what your asking for, and hands-err hoofs you a small pad and a piece of charcoal. >You scribble your situation down for her, and as you wait for her to finish reading it, you hear her struggle to keep from laughing. >"Well Anon, I can't say I'm surprised. We all know how weird that particular pair of ponies gets when they're thinking of you. They probably wanted to nurse you back to health." 5/?

6 hours later 9036089 That one guy
>>9036071 >That seems plausible, you'd buy that. You nod your head in agreement. >"But see what i wanna know is why not let them? Fluttershy in particular does have a knack for taking care of things, it is her special talent after all." >You give her a deadpan look and she gets the meaning. >"Right, i forgot about the whole 'rapey' thing" >You nod your head again, gratified to know that at least Lyra believes you about it. >"Plus as cute as she is, Sweetie Belle would probably cancel out any good Fluttershy managed to do for you." >Lyra chuckles. >"So! What do you need? Are ya' buying' anything?" >Lyra opens her secret closet compartment, revealing odds and ends that don't seem too useful to the normally peaceful p0nies. >You nod your head and pick out some of the wares. >"Lyra feels a bit generous today, so she will lend you this for now." >You raise an eyebrow at her third person self-mention, and put the small receiver into your ear. > It's magic, aint gotta explain that shit >"I'll keep in contact, so if anything goes wrong like you see a manticore or something lemme know yeah? Just push the little button on the side and I'll get Sparkle-butt to pull you out, she owes me a favor anyway." >She walks you out to the door, and leans in close to you. 6/?

6 hours later 9036098 That one guy
>>9036089 >"You bring that little favor back yeah? And you owe me when this is through." >You give her a sloppy smooch on the nose before quickly bolting for the forest's edge. >"YA NASTY!" >Lyra's voice catches up to you, and brings a smile to your face, speeding you on your way to your destination. >As shit as you feel, you make good time through the dense foliage, occasionally slicing your way through vines and bushes. >You stumble on a few nests of an unidentifiable(to you) animal, and quickly nope the fuck out. >Eventually you do reach your destination, Zecora's hut a welcome inconsistency amongst the green and brown of the forest. >"Who comes through the forest, destroying all in their way? None other that the tall Anonymous creature I should say!" >6/10 >You scribble your woes upon the pad and hand it over waiting for the zebra to finish. >"An odd one that yellow meek, come inside an we'll see if I don't have what it is you seek." >Eh, maybe today's an off day for her. >You head inside her hut, being sure to say hello to the spirits in the masks, and take a seat. >"If what I think is true, then this should help. Here, for you." >She hands you a small yellow vial, and you down it, almost puking at it's horrid flavor. >"I know it tastes quite vile, but you'll find your illness gone, for a while." >The zebra speaks the truth, as the horrid liquid settles in your stomach, you feel your nose clear up and your lungs settle down. >You take a few experimental breaths, just to be sure you're good, and let out a relieved sigh. Thanks Zecora, you're awesome. What'll it be? 7/?

6 hours later 9036126 That one guy
>>9036098 >The zebra puts a hoof to her chin, apparently thinking up a price for the medicine. >"For services rendered, I will charge no fee. All I ask is a night's company." >Of course, there has to be this kind of catch. >Well, you do dig the accent, and to be honest, you could do with some release. Deal, but not tonight yeah? I have a favor to pay back. >"I will come to you when the hour is late, and i wish to mate." >Well she's definitely open about her desires. That's cool, so long as she's not rape-y. Cool, later Z. >She waves you off, and you make your way back through the forest. >You steer clear of the nests, and after a short while you're back in P0nyville proper. >You head to Lyra's place, knock and go through a similar greeting as before. >You head up to Lyra's room, and are greeted by her in a lovely little black dress. >It's still kinda weird to see the ponies in clothes, but weird n a normally good way. >"Anon." Lyra >Tonight you're "stuck" on a date with Lyra > As if that's a bad thing >Much better than being stuck >Fucking Fluttershy. 8/8

6 hours later 9036142 That one guy
>>9036126 Super secret part 9 >The evening goes by swimmingly, you get some dinner, do some dancing, take a walk, and have a great time together. >She spends the night with you. >You wake up the next morning to minty fresh p0ni in an intimate embrace. >Things are good. >A week later, Zecora collects on her help. >Girl's a freak. >Lyra doesn't mind. >Neither does AJ. >You definitely don't >BonBon does >But that's how she always is. >Aside from your inept stalkers, everything went better than expected. 9/8

6 hours later 9036181 That one guy
>>9036142 Now be quiet, write something actually worth posting. >implying I ever write anything that's actually worth posting

6 hours later 9036481 The guy with the bad grammar
>>9036181 at least you write something I am stuck in the same story for three days AND i am not even close to finish

7 hours later 9036560 Anonymous
>>9035462 Lost my shit at the end of this. Thank you J <3

7 hours later 9036777 Jchallo
>>9036560 you're welcome man. Well I'm going to crash now. Later Flutterrape.

7 hours later 9036848 Anonymous
>>9036777 Check em

7 hours later 9036994 Anonymous
>>9036777 Sleep well. I might do the same soon, given as it's 4am. >2011+1+1 >Not being up at 4:20am >Not smoke weed every day

7 hours later 9037574 Anonbraham Lincoln (1362858298079.jpg 960x601 163kB)
Alright guys. My Anne Frank-esque Story is about 40% done. Should finished soon, so in order to build suspense. A Teaser! Some Characters: Anon as Himself Applebloom as Anne Frank Applejack as Anne's Sister Spike as Peter Colgate as the creepy old dentist guy The Name of The Story: The Diary of a Young Filly/ The Anonnexe

7 hours later 9037579 Anonymous Day Repercussions of p0ne (329296_sm-fluttershy.jpg 600x450 26kB)
Repost MLP: Repercussions of p0ne >yellow quiet waited >the lights above her blinked and sparked of the air >there was an anon in the base >she didn't see him, but had expected him now for years >her warnings to purple smart were not listened to and now it was too late. >far too late for now, anyway > >yellow quiet was a space marine for fourteen years >when she was young she watched the spaceships and she said to the princess I want to be on the ships princess >princess said "no you will be kill by anons!" > >there was a time when she believed her >then as she got oldered she stopped >but now in the this space station base of equestrian space she knew there was an anon >"this is purple smart," the radio crackeled >"you must rape anon!" >so yellow quiet gotted her palsma rifle and blew up the wall >"she will rape me," said the anon >"i will shoot at her," he said after regaining his composure >and anon fired the rocket missles >yellow quiet palsmaed at anon and tried to blew him up >he would be easier to rape then >but then the cielig fell and they were trapped and not able to rape "no i must rape anon, she shouted >the radio crackled >"no yellow quiet" >"you are anon" >and then yellow quiet was a zombie fin

8 hours later 9038669 Anonymous
>Day bump in Equestria >Be Anon >Bump your knee on bed >Bump head on p0ny sized doorframe >Shaving bumps and razor burn from Triple S >Bump your bowl of cereal off the table >Door is bumped into >Bump toe into door when answering it >Answer it >It's Fluttershy >"Is bumping your fetish, Anon?" Yes. >Bump uglies >Good end >Bump

8 hours later 9038774 BigFriendlyNinja
>>9030966 do you mean the real mr. squiggles or me?~ lol~

8 hours later 9038859 Anonymous
>>9038774 I'm not the same anon, but i think either of you could do it.

8 hours later 9038914 Anonymous
occasional reminder for Raritan that im waiting for A Touch of Pink part 4 with raging feels

8 hours later 9038922 theonetheycallmonk
>>9033925 And now for your enjoyment: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DZsJ7FHGeO

8 hours later 9039037 Anonymous
>>9038922 >That voice >Dr. Claw Anon 13/10, would sooth a crying baby with. You and Baratone should do a reading together.

9 hours later 9039702 Raritan (1363070761667.gif 200x180 105kB)
>>9038914 Damnit man I'm trying to write A Helping Hoof Part 12. Touch of Pink will have to wait until I can churn this monster out. I really want to write it too, Anon.

9 hours later 9040089 Anonymous
>>9039702 but if you feel like working on ATP and have to force AHH why don't you go on with the one you have inspiration for?

9 hours later 9040241 Anonymous
>>9040089 This anon has a point, do what you want to do man, don't let us tell you what you should do. Fight the Man!

9 hours later 9040364 Raritan (1361255023871.png 2454x1546 2877kB)
>>9040089 >>9040241 Well, I've not updated Hoof in over a month. It's far past due for an update. And I have a bit of it written. It's just a lot to write and the fingers aren't flying as it were. It's not a lack of material either, I've got this and the next part pretty much time-lined and brainstormed. I'm not sure what it is. Maybe I'll start some Pink up tonight.

9 hours later 9040583 Cog
>Day rainfall >You are Anon >You are watching the skies in your lonely tower >A place you called home >A safe haven >You didn't mind much of this world you were in >But you regret the dangers you brought with into it... >Each day was very dull for you >Even more so, repetitive. >-Knock- -Knock- >You sigh >But was it to much to ask to be left alone? >Go to answer it >Fluttershy at your door Fluttershy please, you know I don't like visors at my home unannounced. >"I know Anon but couldn't I come inside? If only for a little while..." Fluttershy pleads N-no, I'm sorry I- >"Anon I love you~" >Her words leave yours in the dust >Confessing her love to you? >What was in this mare's mind?? Fluttershy I...I'm sorry, but I can't return these feelings... >"Anon please I know you can, you're kind and gentle" *mumble* If only you knew *mumble* >"What was that Anon?" She asks you worried Nothing...Nothing at all, please I don't mean to be rude but you must leave. >"Can't we just take things slow...? A date perhaps?" she asks again >You shake your head and close the door gently >"All be back tomorrow for a better answer mister!" She says through your door >Fluttershy was sweet, but oh so naive. >She saw good in those that may seem bad. >But truly...Who could ever love... >Despair... >Emotional... >Angry... >Tormented... >Hell raiser

9 hours later 9040664 Raritan (1361944769955.jpg 900x727 79kB)
>>9040583 Okay...that was...a thing. You sort of lost me at 'tower' but I kept going. A few typos. >Fluttershy please, you know I don't like visors at my home unannounced. Visors? >"All be back tomorrow for a better answer mister!" She says through your door All? Is that supposed to be 'I'll'? All in all I like it and it could mean for a nice story opening, but I don't understand the ending at all. Care to clarify?

10 hours later 9040918 Smudgey (my head is full of fluff.jpg 270x187 8kB)
>>9040583 >>9040664 I agree with Raritan, was the ending supposed to say Anon is the devil or something?

10 hours later 9040960 Anonymous
>>9038774 I meant you, Squiggle-chan.

10 hours later 9041097 Smudgey (pinkie singing.png 791x1011 533kB)
>>9023639 Sorry I didn't reply right away Lulu, I went to bed right before you posted that vocaroo. I wanted to ask, did you do both of the voices? Cause I feel that Discord's parts were more entertaining, Anon sounded like he was scared/nervous the whole time when I meant for him to sound angry/insane. Either way having someone go out of their way to sing one of my songs is definitely a first for me, that's pretty cool man. As a thank you, enjoy this new song I made.

10 hours later 9041120 Smudgey Pretty Sly For A Fluttershy (1.png 931x878 77kB)
>>9041097 >Day It's Never Safe in Equestria. >You are Anon. >Buying groceries in the marketplace like a god damn normal human being. >You're just about finished and ready to go home when you bump into Fluttershy. >God damn it not again... >You try to play it off like it was nothing and head straight to your house. >But she's already got her sights on you. >"Oh um... hello Anon funny meeting you here, what a coincidence, do you come here often?" >What a stupid question, she knows you always buy groceries on sunday. >She was probably waiting in the bushes for you to show up. Go away Fluttershy, I just came to buy groceries in peace. >"Oh my, would you...like help carrying them then?" No Flutters, leave me alone. >"But if...if you see I can be useful maybe you'll want to spend more time with me!" That's not how it works Fluttershy... >"Please! I NEED YOU!" >As you pick up the pace you start thinking about your options...and are inexplicably sucked into the spontaneous sing-along magic this world forces you into randomly. 1/3

10 hours later 9041132 Smudgey Pretty Sly For A Fluttershy (2.png 600x557 314kB)
>>9041120 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZQ3 FiKf09M >Punt her-Leave her-Sobbin-Broken? (Flutters following Anon as he walks down the road) >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >And all the fillies say "he's the guy, made for Fluttershy!" (Anon drops his groceries and breaks into a sprint as Flutters chases after him.) (Twilight looks up from her book to see him being chased outside her window, she shrugs and goes back to reading.) (Pinkie waves happily while Rarity blows kisses as he runs past.) (Rainbow laughs from her cloud as Anon screams like a girl.) >You-know-that-face, she's gonna drag you to her place... (Singing while running.) You know it's kinda hard now, to be alone this way. My body is my own, but she takes it anyway. She may not have a clue and... she may not have style. But what she lacks in brains, she makes up for in DENIAL! >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate." >"Youuu know I'll snatch you if you THINK I'M GONNA WAIT!" >"Gotta know your feel, you tasty meal." >"For you some day, I'll come and play!" >"So if you won't DATE, just sit and contemPLATE!" >"And then you'llll know you are meant to be MY ONE TRUE MATE!" >"...We all wanna have a piece so... >"Yay, yay!" >"Back up that sweet thing!" (Applejack's stand explodes as Anon bursts through it.) >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >But the mares laugh and say "that's pretty sly...for that Fluttershy..." (Anon runs into his home and locks it.) I'm locked in my bedroom, not just any will suffice. But I made the barricade, so it had to be precise! Now looking through my window, I see Flutters' fucking ass. But if she tries twice, I'm gonna plant her in the GRASS! 2/3

10 hours later 9041151 Smudgey Pretty Sly For A Fluttershy (3.png 828x965 193kB)
>>9041132 (Flutters flies up to the window.) >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate." >"Youuu know I'm watching while you GO AND MASTURBATE!" >"Gonna cop a feel, make you squeal." >"It'll be okay, I'm here to stay!" >"So if you hate RAPE, I'll overcompenSATE!" >"And then you'llll go and cry...till it's ALREADY TO LATE!" >"...We all wanna have a piece so... >"Yay, yay!" >"Let me touch your thing!" (Anon starts digging in his sock drawer.) A bullet's only use yeah.. I saved it for my gun. I raised my hands and screamed "BUT SHE TOOK MY ONLY ONE!" Mares say "she's trying to hard" and "just get...a...GRIP!" But in her own mind. She craves... his HOT MONKEY DICK! (She starts pounding on the glass with her hooves.) >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >You-know-that-face, she's gonna violate your space... (The window shatters as she breaks through.) >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate." >"You know I'll force you when I WANT TO PROCREATE!" >"So here's the deal, your fate is sealed." >"On you today, I'll cum and spray!" >"So if that sounds GREAT, we'll join and consumMATE!" >"And then I'llll smile and cry... as we CUT OUR WEDDING CAKE!" >"...We all wanna have a piece so... >"...Just one itty-bitty piece so... >"JUST GOTTA HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE SO! >"Yay,yay!" >"LET ME BUCK THAT THING!" ... .. . >You curl up and cry on the bed as Fluttershy starts strapping you down to the bedposts with makeshift ropes. >As she slowly places the ball gag in your mouth, you start weeping tears of terror. >It was only a matter of time before she would be ready. >And then you'd be... >Fucking Fluttershy... 3/3 http://pastebin.com/u/Smudgey

10 hours later 9041225 Raritan (1361944598833.jpg 1133x1093 84kB)
>>9041151 I sang along with it, but I don't have the courage to post a vocaroo. I love your singalongs. Both you and Etiquette do some amazing stuff with music lyrics. Even though I've an amazing voice.

11 hours later 9042094 Anonymous
>>9031828 bumo

12 hours later 9042799 Agnomeymous
It's always so dead around this time. I'll do something about that eventually. bump

13 hours later 9043281 Smudgey (bump.gif 310x183 201kB)
>>9042799 Seriously I can't be the only one awake at this time of night... bump

13 hours later 9043317 A Flock of Yorkshire Puddings (bump2.jpg 750x600 107kB)
>>9042799 Yeah, even the Euros are at work/education now.

13 hours later 9043322 Anonymous
>>9041225 Mmph. I want to fuck Rarity's ass until she bites our matress and screams my name.

13 hours later 9043382 Cog (1351975801648.png 268x200 30kB)
>>9043281 FINE JEEZE, I'll shake and bake something. >Day silk and honey >You are Anon >You are waking up in your Queen size bed >You roll over >A Lyra lies awake looking at you >"Morning~" she says looking at you with those big yellow crescent eyes Mmm...Same to you. >"I had a real good time with you last night, and I was hoping to reward you with Breakfast~" she offers Bon-Bon won't like it if you come home late again... >"What She thinks She knows won't hurt Her...much~" She says playfully >You rolls your eyes Fine, suit yourself, everything's in the Kitchen. >Lyra gets out of bed >She keeps a steady eye on you while she tries to walk sexually on her hind legs out of your room >You go back to sleep and try to catch a few Z's >-Tap-Tap-Tap- >You look around >You notice the window >A Fluttershy is at it >You get out of bed quickly and go over to the window >You open it >The first thing to come out of the damned yellow mare's mouth was "I saw everything." >She gives you a sleezy smile You didn't see shit. >"Did I?" She holds up pictures >FFFFFFFUUUUU! ...I assume you made copies? >"Tons..." she giggles >You sigh Can it wait after breakfast? >"Of course my sweet, meet me at the Sugar Corner at say...12?" I'll be there... >"And wear something nice~" she teases you >She trots away happy as can be >Fluttershy has fucked you over.

13 hours later 9043383 Minion of Lulu (itsallover.png 559x514 182kB)
>>9041097 I had more fun doing Discord's verses than the Chorus. I gave up trying after the 10th try and just made it as close to the actual song as I could. Like I said, I can't sing at that octave and make it sound k. I had no oranges.

14 hours later 9043509 workanon
>>day phoneposting from work in equestria >>wake up. Frozen goddamn morning, the weatherpones have been unreliable as shit lately >>Bed is icy cold >>get up, yelp as toes touches freezing floor >>yelp your way to bathroom. >>glorious heated floor, you could stay in there all day. >>stomach rumbles, the traitor >>Wire feet in discarded shirts from laundry basket, quickly make your way downstairs. >>make some breakfast, hot porridge and tea is the best way to combat this weather >>sit down in recliner >>open paper. Predicted temperature is -20 c all week >>eat breakfast. Isn't it fucking cold in here? >>central heating is out. Fuck. >>call mechanical pone. He is buried in work, promises to be over this friday. >>It's Monday. >>hang up. There's a knock on the door >>Yellow Evil is shuddering outside, wearing a tall hat. >>"I....I-i-is t-t-t-a-a-all h-h-h-atsss y-your f-f-fetish A-a-anon...?" >>not even someone as deranged as her should have to stand this cold. Pull her inside. >>her teeth is clattering. >>Drag her upstairs >>Throw her into the shower >>"o-oh A-a-non, I k-n-new I'd g-g-g-get it eventually" Shut up, you are freezing. >>stupid horse >>Wash her up, towel her down, throw her onto the bed >>get in with her Listen up and listen good. I'm going to make an exception and share my bed with your fucked up self on two conditions, because this weather is fucked up. One. No sexy times. >>her face falls. Two. We stay in bed all week and snuggle while I wait for my heating to get fixed. >>she anxiously starts to smile. No copping a feel, no dirty stuff. You, face that way, I hold you. This is the full extent of our interaction. No talking. The moment something happens, I cuntpunt you to canterlot. >>better than freezing your toes off. >>now you just have to avoid >>fucking fluttershy

14 hours later 9043519 workanon
>>9043509 Yeah I lost interest in touchtyping halfway in.

14 hours later 9043536 Cog
>>9043519 Still good.

14 hours later 9043609 Anonymous
>>9043519 It gets easier the more you do it. Everything I've written barring a one shot or two has been done on my phone. The only problem I have now is typos.

16 hours later 9044365 Agnomeymous
Ok so Anon has a crippling fear of wings flying and such. Flutters can't seem to grasp this...GO!

16 hours later 9044489 workanon
Day horrible weather in equestria >>the temperature has been keeping at a steady -25 for the past two weeks >>weather pones have no explanation >>lot's of ice, very little snow. >>you're feeling very lethargic >>good thing you make a living writing social commentary for the local rag. Apparently every article you write is a new sensation in sociopolitical ideals >>you get to stay at home, don't even have to go to the postoffice to send your work since one of your more rabid followers are on-call to deliver your latest article in exchange for getting to read the unedited version >>you're eating breakfast. The yellow devil is by the stove, making omelettes. >>She's behaved remarkably well since you used her to keep warm last week, so you let her hang around. >>she's still a nutcase, but usable so. She makes a mean coffee. >>aside from the guessing, she's actually tolerable to be around. >>"Hey anon, is wearing eggshells on my head your fetish?" >>yeah, aside from the guessing. Nope, sorry flutts. >>Actually, snuggling with her proved to be quite nice, enjoyable, even. You'd never noticed how lonely you'd gotten since you arrived here. >>It was with no small sense of personal shame that you told Fluttershy that she was, y'know, welcome, to spend her nights with you when she felt like it, with the previous agreement in mind. >>now she's basically living with you, only heading back to care for her animals. >>If this continues you'll soon be the talk of the town. Shit. >>"It's done anon~" she chirps while serving you a delicious smelling omelette Oh wow, this smells really good flutts >>she beams at you and makes something for herself. >>shit, it tastes really good too. Damn, you could get used to this if you aren't careful. Any news on the weather situation? >>"oh, Rainbow said that there's something wrong with the weather scheduling, but she wouldn't say what" >>great, more cold. >>well, atleast you got a warm bed now TBC?

16 hours later 9044599 Agnomeymous
>>9044489 For the love of all that is unholy as long as there is >rape then yes continue

17 hours later 9045012 Anonymous
Bump

17 hours later 9045044 workanon
>>9044489 >>the days go by. >>You've come to rely upon Fluttershy to do most of your external errands. >>shopping, being social, all that jazz. >>suits you just fine, to be honest. The talking horses can nice to hang around, but mostly you find their childlike naïvety disturbing. >>one day. You realise that you haven't left the house for over a month. >>fluttershy is in the livingroom. Hey, Flutts. How about we take a walk? I feel like stretching my legs a bit. >>She turns to you, almost in shock. That's weird. >>"Oh anon, that wouldn't be a good Idea, the weather is still awfully cold outside, you'd get sick, I'm sure of it" I'll be fine. I can wear double sweaters if that calms you down. >>Fluttershy stands and walks up to you. >>"oh no anon I don't think that'd be a good idea at all, why don't we just stay inside? It's warm and cozy here. I'll make you some cocoa" No that's alright, It's warm and cozy but I'm getting listless. It's just a quick walk, y'know? >>"NO!" She shouts >>you both look surprised >>"ehm, I mean, please don't go outside, I don't want anything to happen to you" Flutts, this is getting ridiculous. I'm going outside, whether you want to come or not. >>you take your coat and cap >>Fluttershy rushes infront of you, begging you to stop >>"please anon, please stay inside. I've been good, haven't I? we've had it good haven't we?" >>You're getting annoyed Fluttershy stop it. I've made up my mind. What is it, what is that you don't want me to see? >>Fluttershy opens her eyes wide in alarm >>"Nothing! There's nothing I want to hide now just please come back, don't open that door pleeeaase" >>She begs and pleads, and takes a hold of your coat with her teeth Fluttershy stop it! I'm going. Maybe letting you in was a mistake after all >>you yank your cost away from her and open the door. A wall of cold meets you as you Stubbornly straighten your cap and step out. Fluttershy is suddenly silent. >>you take a few steps out and shudder in the cold.

17 hours later 9045131 Jchallo (Seal of Mother fuckin' approval.gif 500x500 15kB)
>>9038922 OH MY GOD, that was awesome. As soon as I woke up I went to the link. Needless to say I enjoyed every bit. That's one hell of a way to wake up in the morning. No one has ever done something like that. I'll be sure to put the link with the one shot I have in my post Thank you for making my day start off on the right foot. >>9045044 Sorry if I interrupted your story, not sure if you're finished or not

17 hours later 9045164 Anonymous
>>9045131 I think he's writing by post. But the thread is so slow it doesn't matter

17 hours later 9045181 workanon
>>9045044 >>You notice throught half-closed eyes that the distant town looks almost... hazy >> you take a few more steps >>And then you stop Fluttershy... What is this? >>you let your coat slide off of your shoulders. It isn't cold anymore. >>A vast expanse of nothing stretches out infront of you >>Uncomprehending, you turn around. The house looks haze. Fake. >>A voice booms from beyond >>"I think it's time to end this" >>your vision starts to spin, everything fades away >>You wake, slowly >>There's a wetness enveloping your groin. The air is dank with sweat and humidity >>Your head hurts >>you try to move your hands, but they're shackled to the rough surface you are laying on. Wh..what? >>To your right you see something black and regal. Princess...Luna? >>She looks at you sadly, her horn glowing softly. >>You shudder as your whole body convulses. A hearty moan comes from down below. >>with great effort, you raise your head and look down, your whole body feels numb. >>Fluttershy is just finishing orgasming on your erect member >>"Fluttershy, that's enough, let someone else have a turn now" a regal voice says. >>You look to the left. >>Princess Celestia is smiling at you. >>"Had a pleasant dream, anon?" You scream. ende!

17 hours later 9045265 workanon
>>9045181 Damn, I forgot I was going to end it with >> "all this time, you were" >> "fucking fluttershy" >>9045164 No problem >>9045131 Indeed

17 hours later 9045359 Anonymous
PiE is better.

17 hours later 9045393 Anonymous (1362577522652.jpg 700x606 104kB)
>>9045359

17 hours later 9045399 Smudgey (homer-drool.gif 395x397 20kB)
>>9045359 mmm delicious pie...

17 hours later 9045405 Jchallo (PoE.jpg 190x240 12kB)
>>9045359 >Ponies on Earth >PiE >Not PoE Nigga please.

17 hours later 9045449 Minion of Lulu (PiE modo.png 882x667 160kB)
>>9045359 hue

18 hours later 9045472 Anonymous
>>9045359 once, I put my pinos inside a PiE

18 hours later 9045494 Anonymous
>>9045359 >Day what PiE really is in Equestria >Twilight is walking along >Suddenly a portal to earth opens >She enters the portal >The space-time continuum is warped as she travels to earth >She dies because the heat and pressure in the core of the earth kill her Ponies in Earth, everyone

19 hours later 9045988 Anonymous
b-bb-bbb-bbbbb-bbbbbbbbbbUMP!

19 hours later 9046028 workanon
Got a fucking massive headache. Gonna write more when I get home from work in like three hours and can pop a few peelz.

20 hours later 9046969 Anonymous (essence_of_flutterrape.jpg 500x210 29kB)
>>9037579 A stunning work of literature, I desire moar. Namely an adaptation of squirrelking's half life: full life consequences. That would be rather entertaining, my dear anon.

20 hours later 9047371 Anonymous (1361205075746.jpg 297x297 25kB)
>>9046969 Those are some bitchin' numbers you got there.

21 hours later 9047980 Anonymous
3 posts in 2,h hours. That's a new low.

21 hours later 9048001 Nebulus
>>9047980 I know, right? There should be some stories or something... Shame there are no writefags about.

21 hours later 9048190 Noel Gallagher
>>9048001 I feel like a dick and attention whore saying that i`ll post my story every 6 or 7 hours or so, but everytime I mean to end it something bad happens to me, yesterday I got sick on the bus and puked all the night. Finally I decided to just write it, like now. and i`ll go out for 5 other days, so if I don`t post it now i don`t know when, have 3 hours to end it.

22 hours later 9048685 Anonymous
how awesome would it be if the new pope was a brony?

22 hours later 9048723 Anonymous
>>9048685 >Brony Get the fuck out of here you cancer.

22 hours later 9048732 Anonymous
>>9048685 As long as he broke away from the catholic tradition of being a paedophile, it might be niceq

22 hours later 9048754 Nebulus
>>9048685 It would be fucking terrible. Oh my god. It would be like the new pope being a furry. Can you imagine a Furry pope? >"GOD SAID THAT ALL CHRISTIANS MUST NOW YIFF!" Thank god that will never happen.

22 hours later 9048777 Anonymous
>>9048754 that would be awesome nebby, don't lie.

22 hours later 9048791 Anonymous
>>9048777 >>9048685 >>9048732 Samefag detected.

22 hours later 9048795 Noel Gallagher
>>9048685 >>9048723 >>9048732 >>9048754 >>9048777 Well, the pope is one of us now. He is argentinian. Wait for the cancer to spread

22 hours later 9048827 Anonymous
>>9048754 I've always wondered what it would be like to have a pope who's a friend of the hookah. >"You guys... You guys gotta chill man... Don't take the Bible too seriously... It's like... A big book of metaphors man..."

22 hours later 9048835 Nebulus
>>9048777 No. Fuck you. I can't handle the idea of the Pope being anything but a close-minded hate-filled religious fanatic. >>9048791 Not quite. >>9048732 isn't samefag. >>9048685 >>9048777 are though.

22 hours later 9048870 The Narrator
>>9048827 Forgot my trip. Oh well. I may or may not have something to post later tonight guys.

22 hours later 9048889 Anonymous
>>9048835 How'd you get forced ID's to work in this place?

22 hours later 9048906 Nebulus
>>9048889 Hell if I know. I just roll with it.

23 hours later 9049905 Anonymous
>>9048906 bump

23 hours later 9050371 Noel Gallagher Embracing a New Life pt 2
So you are feeling sad in this new world ? Maybe I was a little too harsh So enjoy this gift, just give me your word That you won´t treat it like thrash

23 hours later 9050387 Noel Gallagher Embracing a New Life pt 2
>You are Anon >It`s been one week since you arrived to this world full of talking ponies. >You still remember how you felt, you thought you died then came back alive as an insane person. >However, you are not really insane, I mean, is something usual for a person to be teleported into a land of colourful ponies? >Either you are Dr Who or a junky, a junky with some high-quality shit. >It`s been only a week, but you already miss your friends. >And here you are, sitting in your table just looking at your breakfast. "I wonder what they are up to... and if they miss me..." >You mutter to yourself. >"Heck, I wonder if even our fans know that I`am missing..." >F:"Fans? Wh-what are you talking about An-EEP?!" >1...2...3... CLEAR... HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL >YOU HEART CAN`T TAKE THIS ANYMORE >Note to self, stay alert for yellow and shy pegasus interrupting your thoughts in your own house. >You already feel ashamed for screaming like a little girl. "HOLY SHIT FLUTTERSHY PLEASE NEVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN! >F:"So-sorry I didn`t mean to scare you A-Anon" >You breath and try to relax yourself. "I-It`s ok FLutters... I should apologize for screaming at you. But just one question, Why are you in my house, interrupting my breakfast?" >You then look at the cabagge and tomatoe sandwich. This is hardly food. >You then look back at Fluttershy >She is hiding behind her mane, damn maybe you were just too mean with her >F"I-I didn`t want to annoy you A-non.. sorry. It`s just that I heard you talking about fans and it catched my.. attention. Are you famous or something where you live?" >And theeeere is the question you were trying to avoid. >You forgot you didn`t want to discuss that anymore, well, next time just think with your mind and not with your mouth. "Well, I`am the lead-singer in a band I formed with my friends, we were just taking a break after a tour when I got transported here"

24 hours later 9050423 Noel Gallagher
>>9050387 >F:"Re-Really? I didn`t know you were a musician Anon! "You must be the only one that knows, I haven`t told anyon... anypony yet." >F:" Could you sing something to me Anon? If-if that`s ok with you..." >No, no way. You left that behind you for now, all you ever asked for was a break of it. You don`t mean to be an asshole but everytime, everywhere it was "OH ANON SING SOMETHING TO ME, COME ON SING FOR ME" >Play it nice Anon, she is not to blame, you hardly see a human in this lands, specially a singer one. "I would really love to sing for you Flutters, its just that my voice is not really good at the morning. BUT.... I can answer your questions about my band, after all a singer is nobody without his band." >F:"Mmmm ok Mister. What can you tell me about your band?" "Well, first of all, we don`t really have a name, but our fans know us as "The Main 6". As the name suggests, the band is formed by me and my other 5 friends, Martin, Agustin, Juan Manuel, Rodrigo and Ivan" >You sigh when you name them, you are worried about them. You try to avoid showing your preocupation but you are not very good at it. You notice FLuttershy`s face change to a worried look before she speaks: >F:" is something wrong Anon? You look sad, do you n-need a hug?" "What? no i`am ok Flutters, it`s just that I`am worried about my friends. >You take a pause to think. But come on, nooone can really think when they are with company. >F:"How are your friends? I-I mean how do they look?"

24 hours later 9050457 Noel Gallagher
>>9050423 "Oh boy, they are the greatest people you could be friends with. We were together in every big moment of our lives, we exploded of joy in the happy ones and cryed together in the saddest ones. >Fluttershy looks at you really amazed, her eyes so big that they look like a pair of eggs. "Martin is like a bro to me, like a real brother. We also call him Bear because he has a lot of bodyhair, heck maybe more than a real bear haha. Rodrigo is like a dwarf, he is really small for a man, we usually joke about it and he gets furious, but you can always count on him. Ivan enjoys classical music and plays a lot of musical instruments, the Cello being his favorite. >F:"He seems like he would enjoy the company of Octavia, she also likes the Cello" "Octavia? You mean Vinyl`s roommate? >F:"Yo-you know her?" "Nah, but Berry Punch mentioned her when I was at the bar the other day, she sat next to me and started to talk about everything. She talked about the Princesess, Vinyl and Octavia and even about my shoes. After twelve drinks she started to scream at me and said that she hates me for no reason, weird pony, I swear she must be bipolar. >F:"Ye-yeah she can be a little mean when she drinks a lot" "It`s ok, everyone is different when drunk, now where was I? Ah yes, Juanma. He enjoys tropical music and percussion. >Without realizing, you started to scratch Fluttershy`s ear, for some reason that made you more confortable around her. "The last one is Agustin, he is a matador as we call him" >F:"What`s a Ma-matador Anon? I never heard of that word" "Oh... well it`s Spanish. In this case you could translate it to "Lady-Killer" " >Fluttershy jumps away with a scared look >F:"La...La...lady killer? He kills girls?"

24 hours later 9050485 Noel Gallagher
>>9050457 "No Fluttershy, it means he is like a Casanova, the guy who gets all the ladies" >You notice relief on Fluttershy`s face, she needs to calm down. >F:"Oh... S-sorry for.." "No problem Flutter`s. >You interrupt her >Then there is some silence. >You are now Fluttershy >And you can`t stop staring at Anon. It`s like the time stops when you are with him. >You didn`t miss any word about what he just said, but your thoughts were full of him. >When you first met him, he scared you. You never saw anything like him before, but during this week, you discovered that he is kind, nice, funny, friendly and... handsome. >You didn´t notice it first, but his face...his well formed and tuned muscles... >You have been thinking about this the whole week, about him. You are in love. >And what better way to show it doing something Anon will like... something that he will... enjoy. >It´s now or never, do the question, come on FLuttershy you can do it. >An:"... I swear if I had to name all the troubles we got because walking almost naked like we did in our homes.." >Oh my... No, focus Fluttershy, just ask him. "An-non..." >An:"mmh? Yes Flutters?" "*mumble-mumble* EEP!... please?" >An:" What was that Flutters? I canpt hear you, speak up please." "Could you tell me your fe...fetish please? If that´s ok with you"

24 hours later 9050496 Noel Gallagher
>>9050485 >You are Anon again >And what the hell did she just ask you? "What..." >You can´t say anything else, your jaw is cleaning the floor right now" "What..." >Dammit Anon focus, search the words in your mind, remember the abecedary "What...what...what..." >Fuck, that didn´t go well. Ok, just breath, relax, and speak. "What do you mean my fetish Fluttershy? Why do you want to know that? >Why did you have to ask... >F:" Well... it`s just that since you came here, I-I can`t stop thinking about you. The first time I saw you I was scar-red, but now I just can`t help it. I`am in love with you and m-maybe if I found your fetish, I could make sure to share my love with you while you enjoy it Mister." >Is this real? Did this pony just confess her love for you? "How can I say this... sorry Fluttershy but I`am not into ponies. It`s something...weird for me. Besides one is not going to tell you his fetish just like that, it`s something personal, more of something from intimacy" >F:"Oh! I get it! You are not going to tell me, you want me to guess it!" "What? No! Fluttershy listen it... >F:"Don`t worry sweetie, momma will guess it, but for now I have to go. See you tomorrow!" >She blinks at you and just leaves, leaving you with brain damage and worried about what she just said. What does she means "guess it"? >Anyway, you wash your mind and finish your breakfast. Now that you recall it Twilight wanted to talk about something today. >You get out and start walking toward Twilight`s home. You always wondered why does she live in a giant tree. >After a 30 min walk, you reach her house and knock. The little Spike greets you. >S:"Hey Anon! What`s up? "Heya buddy, is Twilight home? >S:"As always, wanna come in?" "Sure buddy" >After letting you in, he goes looking for Twilight. He is cool in your list. >You take a look on her library, it`s so fucking huge. Does she eat books or what?

24 hours later 9050564 Noel Gallagher
>>9050496 >After a few moments, Twilight comes into view and salutes you. >TS:"Hello Anon, how is your new house? "It`s pretty cool, couldn`t have asked for a better gift. Celestia was really kind for gifting it to me. Did you need to talk about something Twi?" >TS:"Oh yeah, hehe... about that..." "Is something wrong Twilight? >TS:" Well Anon, the thing is, Celestia was indeed kind by giving you a house, some bits and food. But while she gets everything in order before coming here to talk about taking you back to your own planet, you need to live here in Ponyville, and I`am sure that you won`t last much with these gifts, specially the house if you can`t maintain it." "What do you mean Twilight?" >TS:"What I mean Anon is that... you need to get a job and earn your own bits" "Oh that was? Why didn`t you say it on the first place? Do you know someplace where I could ask for one?" >TS:"I was expecting you to ask that, but first I need to know more about your habilities. I mean, what kind of job did you have back on Earth?" >Here goes the question again... Ok, screw it. "Well, I dunno if it helps, but I am a singer with my own band. We were just taking a break when I arrived here." >TS:"A singer? Wow, we never had one of those here in Ponyville, I mean, we have musicians like Vinyl and Octavia, but not a singer. Why don`t you do a concert to earn some money?" "*sigh*... Well Twilight, I`am afraid I can`t. There are some issues that prevent me of doing this." >TS:" Like what Anon?" "Well, in first place,

24 hours later 9050632 Noel Gallagher
Fucking spam detector... you know what else is spam? You momma..

24 hours later 9050689 Noel Gallagher
>>9050564 "Well. first of all, my friends are not here, they are the only ones that make comfortable when playing. Second I don´t have money to buy Amps, mics, etc. and third... Twilight are you listening to me? >Twilight looks like she just saw a ghost, she´s backed up into the wall and looks like she is trying to say something but no words come out from her mouth.

24 hours later 9050712 Noel Gallagher
>>9050689 Sorry, had to try if the "spam" was there, and it was. >TS:"An...An-on..." She finally says. "Twilight what´s wrong with you?" >TS:" WHAT... WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS!! BEHIND YOU!" What do you me.... WHAT THE HELL!? >Are your eyes tricking you? In front of you, there they are, your friends, but something is different. They are not the same, the are... shadows? They are human like shadows with the shape of your friends in specific. They have all their instruments. You do not know how, or why they are here, but you can´t be more happy to see them. "...Martin? Ivan? Rodrigo? Agustin? Juanma? >The shadows nod in unison >TS:" ANON DO YOU KNOW THESE.. THINGS?" "Yes and... no. I`ve never seen this shadows, but their shape... the way they look, and the instruments... They are my friends Twilight, or a reflection of them. I don`t know how, but... they are here... I wonder if..." >You close your eyes and focus on a song, if they are a reflection of your friends then they must know it. >TS:"Anon, what are you doing? Be careful this can be dangerous!" "Don´t worry Twi, I got this under control." >YOu finally find it, the song you were looking for, and now you look for a specific part of it...THERE IT IS! >You open your eyes and see the shadows moving... they look like they about to play... and then you hear it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur e=player_detailpage&v=5qF_qbaWt3Q#t =183s >They start to play in Unison, and at the moment, a mic appears in front of you, and you join them with tears of joy.

24 hours later 9050728 Noel Gallagher
>>9050712 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH! All I wanna do Is trade this life for something new Holding on to what I haven't got >Martin´s shadow steps ahead and another mic appears in front of him, and he joins you singing his part >This is not the end >This is not the beginning >Just a voice like a riot >Rocking every revision >But you listen to the tone Holding on to what I haven't GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! >And the violent rhythm >Though the words sound steady >Something emptys whithin em >We say yeah >With fists flying up in the air >Like we're holding onto something thats invisible there >Cuz we're living at the mercy Holding on to what I haven't got! >Of the pain of the fear >Until we dead it >Forget it >Let it all disappear...

24 hours later 9050751 Noel Gallagher
>>9050728 >The song ends and you just stand there, crying like a baby, but not because you are sad, because even if you can´t have your friends here, at least you can have something that resembles them. >You look at Twilight, her mouth is kissing the floor and her eyes are more opened than a Argentinian Prison. (National Pun intended) >TS:" ANON!.. THAT WAS...WAS... INCREDIBLE!" She screams "Heh, thanks Twi." >TS:"So this is why you can´t stop talking about your friends, you do THIS with them. It sounded...beatiful!" >You nod at the compliment and look at the shadows "Like in the old times eh?" >You notice a smile on their faces. Then you look back at Twi. "Twilight..." >TS:"Yes A-Anon?" "Can you help us get a stage? The Main 6 are back on the tracks".

24 hours later 9050818 Anonymous
Check 'em.

24 hours later 9050819 Noel Gallagher
>>9050751 Critiques, yo mamma insults, love letters and gay images, everything is welcomed. The story was just half sized of what I intended, but If i don´t start packing right now, I´ll miss the boat. Same as before i´ll be gone 4 days. My pastebin if someone wants to read it there with the original text instead the "anti-spam" one: http://pastebin.com/u/NoelGallagher I´am waiting for you Clever Dock

24 hours later 9050875 BigFriendlyNinja (1361737888528.gif 594x594 242kB)
>>9050728 >linkin park in equestria

24 hours later 9050926 Noel Gallagher
>>9050875 I don´t know what you intended to say but for some reason that pic made me laugh, maybe because it´s Pinkie

24 hours later 9051009 Nebulus (134612345515.jpg 194x160 11kB)
>>9050751 >Linkin Park >Beautiful I JUST CAN'T Noel, babe. As much as I appreciate the story, I just can't Linkin Park. I'm sorry. >Opinions and all, but...AAAAAAAAAAAAA LINKIN PARK

24 hours later 9051028 A Flock of Yorkshire Puddings (givehertheD.png 631x457 175kB)
>>9045181 This is lovely, workanon. Keep up with it. >>9045359 Yeah you're right. Pie is better but we don't know what other food stuff you are comparing pie to. >>9050819 Es muy bien, senor Gallagher. MUY bien. And that's exhausted all my Spanish. Except "queso", "somnifeso" and "mierda". Also, to anyone who cares, I've got tomorrow off so I can write a chunk of chapter V of the Glorious Sunbutt

24 hours later 9051108 Clever Dick (tumblr_mh0q62D2QG1rxnjl9o1_400.gif 360x207 762kB)
>>9050819 Oh god... Noel... I'm so sorry. The test results came back. It's cancer. I am really struggling to give this to you gently, so I'll just tell you it straight. It's bad. Really bad. I've said many times in the past that Anon is Anonymous. It kinda goes without saying, to be honest, but here you've completely ignored that. Anon is some guy. He doesn't have backstory. As soon as you give him identity like this, he's not Anon anymore. He's the guy from Linkin park. And that's not necessarily good. For one, it's unoriginal. Crossovers are a dime a dozen, and don't make for great serious story material. It's alright for a one-shot, but for longer stories, well... What have you contributed to the character? How have you shaped the character's wants and needs? What does the lead singer of Linkin Park want in Equestria? Can the audience relate to this character anymore? I just... I don't think this is a good story, or even a good concept. I detest crossovers, and the plot seems to just be meandering. Your writing is, well... Kinda dull. You started this part with a huge exposition dump. That's a big writing no-no. Your English needs more practice. A lot more practice. I'm going to give you the same advice I gave you before. Scrap this project for now, and instead practice writing by generating some one-shots. If you want them to be crossovers, fine. They're easy to do. But I don't think you're at the right level to be writing this kind of multi-part story. You asked for it. I gave it to you. Please don't hate me.

24 hours later 9051200 BigFriendlyNinja (1356877792665.gif 428x428 91kB)
>>9050926 just made me chuckle haha~ I'm busy trying to write a 5 page essay for class. I'd be willing to ask for help, but it'd cost me lol~

24 hours later 9051215 The Narrator
>>9050819 I'm sorry Noel... You tried so hard... And got so far... But in the end.... It doesn't even matter..

24 hours later 9051236 Anonymous
>>9051215 I see what you did there. It's pretty hilarious.

24 hours later 9051360 Anonymous
>>9050751 >You took your thoughts, you took everything, then you threw it all away I don't want to come over as cruel, so I'll try to soften the blow. This was a bit naff, Noel. Anon is Anon. Not a lead singer in a band, not Hitler, not Anne Frank, not Tony Hawk. He can have elements of things - he can be rich, or a cannibal, or a mass murderer. But these should come through in the story, not just be shoehorned in. I'm afraid I have to give you a DORKS /Raritan

24 hours later 9051546 Noel Gallagher
>>9051009 >>9051200 >>9051108 I choose the song not because of >Linkin Park just because of the lyrics. I ´am gonna have to ask you to stay alert to updates of the story, just because the lyrics show Anon´s feelings of the moment, and you´ll realize that this will have a great impact on the story. Anon´s band uses a lot of songs not just one single band, again, its because of Anon´s feelings. It´s not "Linkin Park in Equestria" it´s a huge group of songs that affect Anon, besides I think the next song is one that most people like. The rain comes before December >Opinions are opinions and i´am ok with every single one of them >>9051028 *Es muy bueno, señor Gallagher. MUY bueno. Thanks for the compliment pudding, just wanted to correct that little mistake there.

24 hours later 9051576 Nebulus
>>9051546 >Not gonna be Linkin Park in Equestria Oh thank Nurgle. You had me worried then, Noel. Don't do that. You picked a pretty horrific song to start off with, but I hope you can... SOMEHOW make this work. I wanna see you succeed.

24 hours later 9051582 Noel Gallagher
I enjoy every critique you give me, as I said, if you want to test me again, just stay tuned for another update maybe next week, and You are kinda right, I screw up a little too much with the Anonymous concept

24 hours later 9051601 Noel Gallagher
>>9051576 This is why I hate the fact that I don´t have enough time to finish this chapter, as i said, this is only half of what I have intended, but I am already running late on the bus, and Celestia help me If i lose the Boat

24 hours later 9051617 Anonymous
Knock knock knock "I SWEAR TO GOD FLUTTERSHY IF THIS WAS YOUR FAULT" >open the door to none other than... >Doctor whooves? >"Anon what have you done!?" "Whachu talking 'bout Mr. Hooves" >you've messed with the timing of the... [3/?]

24 hours later 9051641 Nebulus
>>9051617 >[3/?] What? >7 lines long Whaaat? >This post I DON'T UNDERSTAND

25 hours later 9051655 Noel Gallagher
>>9051617 I´am confused in a scale 9/11

25 hours later 9051668 Clever Dick (ahahahahaahaha.gif 200x150 1696kB)
>>9051617 I get it!

25 hours later 9051682 Nebulus (1346421516538.jpg 226x219 7kB)
>>9051617 OH SHIT NOW I GET IT YOU SLY DOG

25 hours later 9051696 Anonymous
>>9051617 lel That's one original way of starting a story.

25 hours later 9051703 Anonymous
>"Whole of equestria, anything connect to the Equestrian universe is going to become desolate and lifeless unless we can think of something creative NOW!" "But doctor what can we do?" >"We need to think big do you still have access to the time machine you built last year? >last year? "wait a second last year? >"Yes you've been gone a whole year Anon, now can you get to the machine "sure i guess if Twilight still kept that thing [4/?] (Everything will make sense when done, just felt creative and didn't want to prewrite. Also bump)

25 hours later 9051736 Anonymous
>>9051703 Did you post parts one and two, or are you being a silly sausage?

25 hours later 9051753 Clever Dick (flutterconstanza.png 678x700 281kB)
>>9051703 Hey, uh... Think you could use a time machine to speed things up? Perhaps telling yourself in the past to prewrite?

25 hours later 9051760 BigFriendlyNinja (1356686038772.jpg 500x438 34kB)
>>9051546 i do look forward to seeing what you do~ im not picking on your taste in lyrics~ because they don't have horrible lyrics. i just don't like there style too much~ I want to see how this goes down. best of luck~

25 hours later 9051761 Noel Gallagher
>>9051617 Oooooh nice way to start it! You .... clever guy

25 hours later 9051766 Nebulus
>>9051753 >Prewriting >2009 I seriously hope you writers don't do this.

25 hours later 9051772 Anonymous
>You rush as fast as your legs can carry you leaving the Doctor in your dust >Fuck yeah evolution >You reach the treehouse and pound the door in harder than Fluttershy would to you >The fetishes she comes up with >or is it fetishi? >You were so bad with plurals back home >"Anon!" >"wut brain?" >"You're getting distracted" >You come back out of your daydream to be launched on the floor by an excited magenta blur [5/?]

25 hours later 9051774 Anonymous
>>9051753 I'd rather have a 'write as you post'-story then radio silence, bumping and shitposting honestly..

25 hours later 9051794 Noel Gallagher
>>9051760 Thanks buddy, As I said before like 4 times, I choose the songs I choose not because of the band or my tastes, just because of the lyrics, as they show Anon´s feelings

25 hours later 9051806 Clever Dick (tumblr_m1t7hxHAHD1rorj6qo1_500.png 500x286 141kB)
>>9051766 You know, I hear that in a few years Hasbro are going to make a pony series that is a big hit with the male crowd! Crazy, huh? >>9051774 Yeah, that's fair enough. At times like this it's ok, but I have to always say to everyone to prewrite. It's a matter of principle.

25 hours later 9051838 The Narrator (lyra_by_thatsgrotesque-d59ucdk.png 927x862 169kB)
>>9051806 I don't believe you, what kind of faggots would watch a show about ponies?

25 hours later 9051844 Anonymous
>>9051766 >Writers >2009 2hipster4me,m8

25 hours later 9051880 Clever Dick (174398__UNOPT__fluttershy_rarity_questionable_text_drunk_artist-kevinsano.png 799x700 595kB)
>>9051838 Obviously the ones that are obsessed with fashion and makeup, DUH!

25 hours later 9051913 Wibbly Wobbly Timey-Wimey
"Woah Twilight. Why all the fuss?" >"Anon is it really you? The real you?" "Who else would i be? >"I was just so worried when Fluttershy tried to break the machine that you were sent to the wrong time frame or, worse..." >you turn around to the sound of a clippity cloppiting and see a brown blur coming up the path towards the treehouse "Well i was, i just left you in fact Twilight, thats what i need to talk to you about" >"I never threw it away Anon. You know, just in case" >You kiss the tip of her horn "You're amazing Twilight. DOCTOR GET YOUR FLANK TO THE BASEMENT" >You and the Doctor do a record breaking Kenyan sprint to the basement leaving a shocked Purple-Smart at the door >"You're pretty amazing too, Anon" [6/?]

25 hours later 9051919 The Narrator (1362397696946.png 900x846 150kB)
>>9051880 Yeah, clearly real men like us would never like something as girly and childish as ponies. I mean, there probably won't even be explosions or anything.

25 hours later 9051940 Anonymous
>>9051880 >>9051919 >Not being /fa/ Plebs, pls. Pls.

25 hours later 9051946 Anonymous (1a2.jpg 215x268 9kB)
>>9051919 Check 'em.

25 hours later 9052028 10>11>9
"Doctor what do we do" >We need to send a creation ray to mend the gaping hole in the 'Writefag' quadrant. by doing this it will continue to produce matter essential for keeping the Equestrian universe alive "What do we need" >"Where do i start, firstly we'll need a conductor, something to broadcast the signal up to the 'WF' quadrant" >"Secondly we'll need something that can become, or already is very creative" "Would a parasprite work, they can replicate themselves with only a little food" >"That would be perfect Anon, would you like a job after this all blows over?" "I'll think about it, what else to we need?" >"Now this may be a little tricky to aquire, we need the juices of a mare to make the subject of the creativity" >At this point your senses are overwhelmed by a yellow pink mess overwhelming your body causing you to topple over >"Ah, she'll do nicely" [7/?]

25 hours later 9052099 Tick Tock
>NOPE "Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope" >"Anon theres no time for this, we have an eager participant and I'll be damned if you cause the end of the Universe" "Doctor there has to be someone else" >"Please Anon, I-I'll be your perfect little test subject a-and i won't move one bit" >"Quickly, heres a vial" "No Doctor anyone but this rapist, she's what caused all of this in the first place, there has to be someone else" >"I'll do it" >The three of you turn your heads to the open door to see Twilight, Flustered and leaking her spaghetti [8/?]

25 hours later 9052154 Tick Tock
"Twilight I can't do that, you've been my best friend from the beginning" >She quivers a little at the metion of the word friend "But i cant take advantage of you like this, it wouldn't be right" >"But you wouldn't be taking advantage Anon, I'm volunteering" "Are you sure you want to do this?" >"Yes" "It doesn't feel right but here we go" [9/?]

25 hours later 9052303 Tick Tock
>You hold the cold glass vial just below her marehood >Twilight is already visibly excited as her clit decides to make an appearence >the first trickle of juice comes out "Doctor how much do i need?" >"The Doctor stops hitting the machine with a mallet to say >"About halfway should be enough Anon, I already got the other two parts whilst you were busy lollygagging" "lollygagging?" >"Yes it's a word Anon now get back to work, we dont have long left, The clock is ticking" >You proceed to get to work on Twilight,Your dexterous fingers getting to work on teasing her entrance [10/?]

25 hours later 9052320 Tick Tock
>"aaahhh" >Thats the sound you were looking for >you decide that that's enough horsing around and go in for the kill >In goes the first finger followed by a slightly louder "aaahhh" from Twilight >"Yes Anon keep going" >You comply to Twilights request and add another finger to the equation >'Tis only chival to fill out a lady's request >With two digits inside you can already feel Twilight squirming beneath you, moaning out your name in pure pleasure >"I've waited for this for so long" Twilight sighs "What was that?" >"N-nothing" >You must be hearing things [11/?]

25 hours later 9052519 Tick Tock
>Be twilight >And ohmigosh this is finally happening >You only wish it was under more romantic circumstances but Anon is beginning to service you >And he doesn't look disgusted at all >In fact he seems to be enjoying it a little >Your heart soars at the thought >You had always wanted to be Anon's marefriend he was perfect to you >A new species, Sentinent, Exotic, Charming, dexterous and intelligent beyond even some of your smartest friends in Canterlot >He was almost perfect for you >Of course studying friendship almost always got in the way and what little time you had left to yourself you would always study something else >That was untill Anon came up with an idea >A brilliant, tragic idea >Anon had found a way to build a machine that would let him reverse his own timeline something beyond any technology you could have a wet dream about >It was great, he always needed your help, what with your precise telekinetic abilities >You two had bonded so much over that summer >Fluttershy even gave up on him for the whole of summer when he saw him with you constantly "aaahhh" >That's right you where in the middle of a real life fantasy and you started thinking again "Yes Anon keep going" >The vial was way past what the Doctor said was needed but you could tell Anon didn't care >Almost like he wanted this aswell [12/?]

25 hours later 9052605 Tick Tock
>Be changing POV a lot >Be Fluttershy, staring at TwiBitch >Not only does she have the nerve to steal your man when you were going to move in on him but she was going to send him away >She needs to study love, not friendship >You were distraught when you found out you could of killed Anon >You'd never seen Twilight upset about something she cared so much about >And you never wanted to again... >Needless to say you avoided Twilight for quite a while after that >But everything changed, when Anon came back >It was like Celestia's Mother had given you a second chance >You could fix what was broken >You could walk away from this with Anon instead of Twilight all you needed to do was wait [13/?]

25 hours later 9052689 Tick Tock
>Be Doctor Whooves >Just kidding be Anon >And somehow you're pants are gone >You put down the vial "Better find somewhere to put this" >You say as you grasp your member >This has really escalated, there's going to be an awkward talk about this later >You start slamming into Twilight's Rump with your man stick making audible slapping noises throughout the library >Spike better be at Rarity's today >And then they fucked >You pull up your pants and carry an exhausted Twilight up to her room >Looks like spike was at rarity's today You descend back to the basement ready to gove the Doctor the vial >Except you cant find it "Shit" >"What is it anon?" "Nothing Doctor" >ShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitSh itShitShitShitShit >What are you going to do know >"Ooooohhhhh Aaaaaaanooooooooooonn" [14/?]

25 hours later 9052724 Urban (1362268192587.jpg 500x500 48kB)
>>9026565 You must be new to 4chan, here are a couple tips to get you started. >Don't give opinions on the internet.. ever, it's useless. >Take your bullshit to ponychan.. >Don't say /b/ doesn't have general threads, because that's literally what /b/ is.. cp, ykwtd, tofta, ylyl, and of course, will you guys do this? Hopefully that helps, now get off 4chan, it's no place for you.

26 hours later 9052809 Tick Tock (vial.jpg 339x380 24kB)
"Shit" >I have an empty vial here if you need it >You need it >You dont want to need it but you really need it >It's a simple choice really >Fluttershy or Death >To say your tempted to chose death would be an understatement >But you care to much about your friends here to do that "shit" >"It's rude to keep a lady waiting Anon" >Damn Flutters gets a confidence boost when shes won >But, she doesn't have to win... >"Anon you have twentry seconds max" the Doctor shouts over the thunder >dis gun be gud You walk over to fluttershy and jam the whole vial straight into her >Pic related >Pinning her down she's screaming in pain as you collect her excessive fluid into the conical flask >"It hurts It hurts It hurts It hurts It huuuuuurrrrrrts " "Shut up bitch you wanted this" >ahhhh blissful silence "Doctor here" >"Good man now get in the machine" >wut "wut" >"I said get in quick I'm going to reset all of this so only you remember what happens" "but.." >"No buts hurry" >You step onto the machine [15/?]

26 hours later 9052828 Tick Tock
>Day 'We've got to go back' in Equestria >After months of tireless experimenting with Twilight you have finally built a machine to backtrack your own timeline and take you back to Earth >You loved this place but you had a girlfriend back home who you were madly in love with "Thanks for all your help Twilight. I can never thank you enough for this." >"Oh it's no problem at all Anon, anything for a true friend of mine" "Thank you twilight i love you for this you know" >Twilight blushes at this >"You have to go now Anon before its too late" >"You only have a short timeframe before the rift closes up forever" "All right im going now Twilight. Thanks again for everything, you really are a true true friend" [1/?]

26 hours later 9052979 Tick Tock
>Wait a second >You remember this "Twilight wait" >"Why Anon what's the matter" "Duck" you say as you exit the machine >"Wha.." "Trust me" >She ducks just in time to send a anguished Fluttershy into the machine >"I WON'T LET YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME AGAI-" >Everything about this moment is blissful "Twi" >"Yes Anon" "I dont wan't to leave anymore" >The grin on her face is adorable >"B-b-but why not Anon, we both put so much work into this" "Why do you care, you dont want me to go" >What happens when magenta and red mix together >Because it looks fucking adoreable >"I-I-I never said that" "You didn't have to" >you then give Twilight the one thing she's wanted all her life >A romantic, passionate kiss that only lovers meant to be can share >"B-but Anon you have a family "Had Twilight, my kids hated me and my wife divorced me, this is like a fresh start for me" >"Oh Anon" "Come on, lets go to sugarcube corner" >"lets" "Oh what's going to happen to Fluttershy?" >"Who Anon?" "Nevermind Twi" >This moment couldn't be anymore perfect [17/17] [End]

26 hours later 9053002 Tick Tock
>9052979 Comments and constructive criticism welcome How did i do for my first time? (Also bump)

26 hours later 9053013 Anonymous
>>9052979 very nice, although the beginning few posts were confusing, and the lack of prewriting mildly irksome. come back soon writefriend

26 hours later 9053040 homeanon (chinese dragon.gif 214x268 37kB)
Okay so I longer than I should have. It's all very silly. I also switched out my trip for something more appropriate. Day advancing melancholy. >>It's been a year since you came to ponyville. >>in that time, you've established yourself, applied for- and received employment, and have taken a loan- and bought an old flat. >>Now you are currently enjoying a day off, just taking the edge of things. >>SUDDENLY >>A mysterious knocking on your door. >>you hop up from your recliner and step to it. The door opens with a flourish. On the other side, no one other than the ever so eloquent Yellow Disaster >>"oh, Hi anon. I was just wondering, are flying chinese dragon kites your fetish?" >>She's managed to spool a long, thin wire onto her back. You follow the wire up, and indeed, in the distance you see a magnificent kite, trailing lazily in the currents. >>you look at the yellow pony in front of you and smile as you slowly shake your head. Ah, fluttershy. I'm sorry, but Chinese Dragon Kites are not my fetish. Though I applaud your efforts. That is a nice kite. >>She looks dejected. >>"oh, okay. I..I guess I'm just going to release this then" she says as she begins to unspool herself. Oh fluttershy, no, here allow me! >>You throw yourself forwards and manage to catch the kite in the last possible moment. Come my young filly. Let us enjoy this fine day. >>"Oh, that's okay. I still have some more fetish guessing to do" >>Fluttershy trots back to her house, no doubt to begin her foul misdeeds anew. >>You must admit, when you first got arrived here, she almost took you by surprise. It was only thanks some quick thinking and a deft hand that you managed to avoid a cheesy fate. >>Cottage cheese, as a matter of fact. >>You sigh at the memory, and begin to wander the rolling hills of ponyville with your new kite. >>After a while, you start to attract attention. >>A voice from above reveals itself. >>"Hey, Hey anon! What's up with the kite?"

26 hours later 9053049 The Narrator
>>9053002 That was actually quite original, and I enjoyed it. My only criticism would be the lack of prewriting, but the thread has been slow lately, so that's not too bad. Shoulda written the clop bro.

26 hours later 9053062 Raritan (tumblr_m48qu1mC1a1rrbchwo6_1280.jpg 1280x720 371kB)
>>9052979 I...uh... I'll tell you what. Please put it on a pastebin, fix your typos and format it so its a lot easier to read. Your writing is...very new but I can see potential in it.

26 hours later 9053087 Anonymous (image.jpg 293x500 56kB)
>>9052809 >It hurts it hurts it hurts Reminds me of a certain game called Trilby's Notes. ITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTS ITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTS

26 hours later 9053088 Tick Tock
>>9053049 I was short for time so I'll write it now and put on a pastebin >>9053062 I'll work on it

26 hours later 9053122 homeanon
>>9053040 Ah, Rainbow Dash. Glad to meet you. I received this magnificent specimen from our mutual friend Fluttershy. It was a part of yet another scheme of hers to get into my pants. It failed, miserably, I assure you. And now I am in possession of this most splendid Chinese Dragon Kite. >>Rainbow eyes your kite suspiciously. >>"Chinese Dragon? I've heard about Dragons, but that doesn't look like any dragon I've ever seen" >>You chuckle slightly. No Rainbow my dear, I suppose it does not. China is a land from my world. It's filled with a industrious population with a rather interesting outlook on life. Their mythology is quite peculiar. >>Rainbow continues to eye your kite. Then eventually turns to you. >>"Huh, what was that? I was distracted by your kite" >>You laugh heartily. Ohoho, Rainbow, never change. Say, do you wish to join me on my walk? >>Rainbow Dash scrutinizes you suspiciously. >>"..alright. But no funny businesses" she says, at lenght. But Rainbow, you wound me. Come now and try to keep up, I shall shortly begin performing a set of aerial acrobatics that I devised just now. >>"Hah, is that a challenge?" she says, immediately perking up One might call it that >>you straighten your jacket, and innocently begin to divide the strands of wire into several parts, and spool your hands in different lengths. Then you suddenly make a widespread motion, and the kite-dragon up above suddenly leaps into action >>Rainbow Dash isn't slow on the uptake, and quickly races up to the same dizzying height. >>You dexterously perform a set of manoeuvres, and the dragon floats in a beautiful set of circles and patterns. >>Rainbow takes the bait, and begin to fly through the loops and eddies that you make with the kite. >>Soon, a crowd of curious ponies begin to assemble as you try to out-dance Rainbow Dash in the air. >>You feel that you have the distinct upper hand, but Rainbow Dash is a skilled flier first and foremost, and it's a close match.

26 hours later 9053130 Anonymous
>>9052979 Cool concept. Execution... alright. I'll let you pass.

26 hours later 9053139 homeanon
>>9053122 >>Eventually, your hands begin to strain from the effort. You find it harder and harder to keep up the heavy exertion and delicate finger manipulation. >>Far above your head, Rainbow can't help but notice. She let's out a victorious cry, and engages full speed. She leaves behind a fantastic trail of sparkling rainbows as she goes around and through your kite. >>the crowd around you goes "oooh" and "aaah" respectively >>A sweat begins to form on your forehead. N..not much longer >>"Hah, this match is mine!" She shouts from high up, and speeds up even more. >>You grunt, and then finally, you are forced to let go of the kite. You make a great show of releasing every individual string, and the dragon soars beautifully up into the sky. >>The crowd goes wild. >>Rainbow Dash comes down, and you notice that she is panting, almost out of breath. Well played Rainbow my girl, Well played indeed. >>you gently massage your fingers as you watch the dragon kite slowly drift away >>"Hah, well, what can I say, I'm only -the- best flyer around. You never stood a chance. But hey, don't be sad, atleast you got to be awed by another set of awesome moves" she says as she lays down on the ground. >>You chuckle once again as the applause from the crowd dies down and the surrounding ponies starts to disperse, chatting happily amongst once another. >>You sit down on the grass and watch as the kite disappears over the horizon. With a deep sigh you lay down on the grass next to Rainbow. >>"Hey, why is the sun so low?" Rainbow Dash asks as she eyes the sky curiously >>You look up and take note of the suns position. With a start you realise that you've been at this wild and joyous dance for several hours. My, but time does fly when you are engaged in jolly competition, does it not? Rainbow, please allow me to offer you dinner, as a token of my respect for such a display of skill

26 hours later 9053151 homeanon
>>9053139 >>Rainbow almost blushes at your proposal, but quickly regains her composure. "It was nothing, but since you're offering, sure!" >>You both smile at each other as you stand up. >>The evening progresses at a leisurely pace, and when you finally wave goodbye to RD, it's nearly midnight. >>You exhale happily as you stroll home in the cool summer night. Today, was a good day. Not productive, but thoroughly enjoyable >>"Oh, but the day isn't over yet" you hear from a nearby foliage >>You turn to the voice Who's there? Come now, show yourself. It's unbecoming to hide yourself from a gentleman. >>The bushes rustles slightly, and after a few moments a small parcel comes flying. It lands with a undignified 'flop' by your feet. >>You eye the package suspiciously. Come now, this is hardly the time nor place for secret deliveries. What am I suppose to make of this? >>you remark. >>"Oh, just open the package already!...please" The voice responds. >>You shrug and pick up the parcel. It's a simple thing, wrapped in brown paper with a regular white string. >>Despite your better judgement, you untie the string and begin to unwrap the parcel, until >>oh no. >>You've made a terrible mistake. >>Inside the parcel, there's naught but a small mass of cottage cheese. >>As a posh anon of some renown, you are instinctively driven back by such foodstuffs. >>You yelp in surprise and cover your nose with one hand as you extend the parcel away from your general direction. Is this some kind of a joke? For I am not amused! Not in the slightest. Reveal yourself at once! >>The foliage rustles some more, and suddenly, a large net comes flying. It's vast girth easily encompass your entire person, and you find yourself trapped since you are holding your nose with one hand and the parcel with the other. >>A true gentleman never wastes food, so you can't simply drop the parcel now that you've unwrapped it. >>thus you are duly trapped.

26 hours later 9053173 homeanon
>>9053151 >>A loud combination of giggles and sqee's emit form the bushes. Together, they mostly sound like someone who's laughing and hiccuping at the same time. >>Finally, out of the greenery comes none other than Fluttershy. Fluttershy! What is the meaning of this? Explain yourself at once! >>Fluttershy grins broadly. >>"I knew that I'd be able to catch you, ever since that time when you arrived here and showed everyone how much you hate cottage cheese. I've been thinking of how to best use this weakness against you, and now I've finally done it!" >>Fluttershy sounds quite excited. This is your master plan? >>She nods happily A gigantic net and a parcel? >>She grins at you. Well, I never. But, it seems like it worked. You win Fluttershy. I am trapped and at your mercy. Please release me and I shall accompany to your abode. >>Fluttershy can barely contain herself. She removes the net and trots up to your side happily, humming some silly nursery rhyme or another >>"...gonna', gonna', you can't believe I'm gonna', gonna', gonna', gonna' get me some dick tonight..." >>okay, not so silly perhaps. Please, Fluttershy my dear. Could you have mercy and relieve myself of this horrid item? >>you present the parcel with cottage cheese to the yellow pony. >>FLuttershy just grins and eats the parcel in one fell swoop. >>Ugh. >>After a bit of walking, and idly twirling your hands, the two of you arrive at her house. Well, ladies first. >>Fluttershy squee's like a litte filly and tries very hard to act dignified as she enters her home. You follow soon after. >>"Come, this way" she says, and leads you up to her chambers. >>You Sigh, unbutton your shirt and slowly walk up the stairs. >>"Um..I didn't know what you liked, so I just took this picture I found in your backpack and asked rarity to make bedsheets of it" >>You enter her chambers and are greeted by a gigantic Union Jack, spread out over Fluttershys bed. Thoughtful >>you remark.

26 hours later 9053189 homeanon (union-jack.jpg 689x388 183kB)
>>9053173 >>She climbs onto the bed and pats the spot besides her. >>You strengthen your resolve, and head into the fray. At least you could lie back and think of England while you were >>Fucking fluttershy

26 hours later 9053251 Anonymous
>>9053189 >No rape >Double > >Englandfag Go back to AiE pls.

26 hours later 9053300 The Narrator
>>9053088 You don't have to, but as a certain Dock tells me regularly, implying that they have sex without writing the sex is holding out on the readers. Kind of like dangling a piece of meat over a lion's head and saying 'you can't have this.'

26 hours later 9053312 Nebulus (1346665867715.png 279x237 3kB)
>>9052979 Fuck yeah. Time Travel.

26 hours later 9053324 Anonymous
>>9053251 >Attempted rape was there, don't be a prick. >Yeah, that was silly >get knotted, you daft arse. England is awesome >>9053189 Decent enough, although not fantastic. You written before?

26 hours later 9053327 Anonymous
>>9053251 I'd rather not. You're free to dislike it. I make no excuses other than the fact that I am a little drunk and very tired. If you enjoyed it, I'm glad. If you didn't, well, I'll try better next time.

26 hours later 9053350 Nebulus
>>9053251 >Englandfag >Go back to AiE pls. Ok

26 hours later 9053371 Anonymous
>>9053324 Once or twice. My grand only grand achievement and try for internet fame was that one naga smut thing that /tg/ seemed to like. I think I still have the foolz link here somewhere.

26 hours later 9053373 Anonymous
>>9053251 >Englandfag >Not Bongland Get out

26 hours later 9053408 Anonymous (TrixieLamia.png 906x700 222kB)
>>9053371 >naga smut >all of my want

26 hours later 9053425 Anonymous
>>9053408 It was a while ago and not at all pony related. I'll scrounge up the link if you want.

26 hours later 9053448 Anonymous
>>9053425 >not at all pony related But still, monstergirl smut. I'm not the only one here who'd want that eh, Mol?

26 hours later 9053495 Anonymous /r/ (Spider_Big_Macintosh_and_Twilight_Sparkle_in_their_web.jpg 1024x576 126kB)
/r/ing seaponies /r/ing spiderponies /r/ing mantisponies /r/ing snakeponies /r/ing crabponies /r/ing raptorponies /r/ing poni ponies

26 hours later 9053496 Anonymous
>>9053425 >Not pony >Still monstergirl Post link plz

26 hours later 9053503 Anonymous
>>9053448 >>9053496 Alright then. Hang on, I know I had it here somewhere.

26 hours later 9053516 The Narrator
>>9053448 I wouldn't mind someone posting a link. It would still be a step up from shitposting, and give people something to read.

26 hours later 9053737 Anonymous
Sorry for the wait. Here you go. http://www.fuuka.warosu.org/tg/thre ad/21385367 I make no claims or promises as to quality. I made /tg/ happy, and I'm satisfied with that. This is the original thread that was my inspiration. http://www.fuuka.warosu.org/tg/thre ad/21362646#p21368225

26 hours later 9053784 Anonymous
>>9053737 Also if, somehow by chance (minuscule as it may be) anyone from that thread is around to read this. I am terribly horribly sorry that I haven't written a follow-up. The inspiration just hasn't taken me.

27 hours later 9053875 Anonymous
>>9053737 That is some quality writing, there. Not my fetish, still gave me a boner. Pretty great job, m8. It'd be a delight to have you around here.

27 hours later 9053898 Anonymous (Alright.png 141x191 17kB)
>>9053087 Mmm... Yahtzee...

27 hours later 9053958 Anonymous (neat.png 584x329 434kB)
>>9053737

27 hours later 9054010 Anonymous (1360513586127.jpg 635x346 23kB)
>>9053898

27 hours later 9054223 Anonymous
>>9053875 >>9053958 Thanks. I promise I'll try my best and write something nearing quality when I'm not working or getting drunk after work. I'm going to bed. Sleep well /mlp/.

27 hours later 9054339 Anonymous (1356477841419.png 1080x1260 772kB)
>>9053300 I disagree. Clop has its place, but if its in every story its just smut. A cheap thrill. This story had a sex scene. Anon touched Twilight and she enjoyed it. We don't need graphic detail of everything that happened. >>9052979 I really enjoyed this story. Have a muffin.

27 hours later 9054553 Tick Tock
Heres the pastebin for the story i wrote Started work on the clop scene but I need to sleep Later fellow ponyfags

27 hours later 9054567 Anonymous
>>9054553 It would help if i linked it... http://pastebin.com/yCxh80he

27 hours later 9054626 The Narrator
>>9054339 Yes, and that it why I said he didn't have to. I wasn't saying every story needs clop. I actually disagree with that. But I do feel that if you are going to write something, do it good. I'm not saying that you need explicit graphical detail, but going from explaining Anon touching Twilight to >And then they fucked. just seems, I dunno, odd.

27 hours later 9054679 Tick Tock
>>9054626 I started it at line 151 It's not too much but i feel as if its enough not to become a whole sex scene What do you think about it?

27 hours later 9054823 The Narrator
>>9054679 That is a reasonable length considering that your story is relatively short. I wouldn't have wanted a fifty post play by play of the sexings, but the >And then they fucked. really just threw me off a little. Other than that it was an enjoyable story, and I hope you stick around and write more.

27 hours later 9054860 Tick Tock
>>9054823 I just might Maybe not that often, i lurk threads daily but lack creativity most times only other story i have wrote is >Day laziness in Eq

28 hours later 9055564 Anonymous
>Bump was here >10th page is a loser

28 hours later 9055576 Minion of Lulu Rape Cypher (1357357585392.png 490x506 306kB)
>Taking a nap on your couch. >Just trying to wind down after a long day at Sweet Apple Acres. >There's a knock at the door. Damn it, I'm trying to sleep. >Roll over. >The knocking continues. >It's getting mighty annoying. >Sigh and get up. >Walk over and open the door. >Your face contorts when you see Fluttershy. >She's has a record player right beside her. Didn't you try your fetish today? >She starts it up. >http://youtu.be/Rdig1MEoPn0 >"AHEM!" >You're in for a treat today. --------- >"Hey there boo, how do ya do?" >"I stopped by to share some love with you." >"Oh my dear! You look a bit pale." >"Maybe "The Flutters" should give you some tail." >"My special medicine will help you feel better." >"Sexual healing! Not trying to be clever." >"I have many flavors if you don't like vanilla." >"Fetishes! Recorded over milenia." >"From Latex to chains, learned all from Molestia." >"Or maybe you're into biastophilia." >"If so...that...can be...arranged." >"So just let go, and give me the reigns." >You're tackled to the ground. OOF! >"So please don't fight it. I know you'll like it." >"Hearing your screams will be so erotic." >"Hey babe, I see that you're still resistin'." >"Maybe the Stare will get you listen." ---------

28 hours later 9055595 Minion of Lulu Rape Cypher (242.jpg 549x800 77kB)
>>9055576 >She proceeds to use her dreaded Stare. >But you have been practicing on of your own. >It was a battle of wills. >Good thing, yours was stronger. >She backs down. >Kick her off. >She flies into the wall of your house. >Stand up and tower over her, your gaze seething with malice. --------- ...I'm sick on your shit. ...Why won't you quit? >Raise your hands as if you'd slap her. >"EEP!" I've tried to be nice. I got some reality, I'll give you a slice. You love me? HA! What a liar. If you wore pants, they'd be on fire. So much lust, it could feed this nation. And you smell of animal defecation. Fetishes do nothing, so why won't you stop. If you keep trying, I might call the cops. Besides I like it missionary. For the sole purpose of procreating. >"I tried everything, why won't you love me?" *sigh* Because you are creepy. Oh! And One mo' thing. >"What?" >Chrysalis appears beside you in a burst of green flames. I'm into changelings. --------- >Hop on her back. HI HO SILVER!!! AWAY! >Slap the bugpony's ass and she starts running off into the sunset. >At least you have finally dealt with... >Fucking Fluttershy. >...or did you?

28 hours later 9055601 Anonymous (diamonddog.png 256x223 11kB)
>>9053087 Do you even earthbound, motherfucker?

28 hours later 9055929 Clever Dick (driver bang gives a thumbs up.gif 420x236 2025kB)
>>9052979 Awww yeah... That was pretty nice. It was a clever concept that I enjoyed immensely. Nice one!

28 hours later 9056017 Clever Dick (52526__safe_fluttershy_vector_artist-rainbowden.png 663x700 102kB)
>>9053189 I really liked the characterisation of Anon here. Though I may be a bit biased. I also really enjoyed the chinese kite flying. I was fully expecting you to take it into some kind of hypnotizing thing that the ponies simply can't resist. But this was a really nice story and I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for writing, work/homeanon! Welcome to Flutterrape! Please write more!

28 hours later 9056114 Clever Dick (129126__UNOPT__safe_applejack_love-heart_crab-pony_spiderjack_crabjack_artist-pakafaceinspace.png 500x500 11kB)
>>9053408 I wrote some Trixielamia in a story... http://pastebin.com/y7SZ7rg4 I have been considering writing crabpony sex for a long time. To be honest it's a bit of an inevitability.

28 hours later 9056226 Anonymous
>>9056114 >crabpony sex The only thing I can see of that is using them as like a moaning fleshlight. Because how does one have intercourse with a crabpony?

28 hours later 9056286 Clever Dick (72178__UNOPT__safe_twilight-sparkle_artist-johnjoseco_wtf.jpg 747x700 119kB)
>>9056226 Yeah, pretty much. But this fleshlight is warm, winking and has a tongue.

28 hours later 9056437 Anonymous
>>9056286 I'm wonder if they make those somewhere. Ya know ones with a tongue, horse clitoris, and are warm. N-Not that I-I would use s-such a t-thing...

28 hours later 9056508 Clever Dick (oooooooooooooh.gif 320x190 1897kB)
>>9056437 They'd sell out within 5 minutes. Hold on there, Anon. I think we've just found ourselves a moneyspinner.

28 hours later 9056545 Anonymous
>>9056508 Those wrestling gifs you post always get me laughing for some reason. Like the one where the guy throws the tantrum...fuckin lost it

28 hours later 9056549 Minion of Lulu
>>9056437 i'd buy it.

28 hours later 9056568 The Narrator (tumblr_m57k9tJpmI1rv5j9yo1_250.gif 250x197 953kB)
>>9056114 >>9056226 >>9056286 >>9056437 >>9056508 >Crab ponie clop >mfw

28 hours later 9056587 Clever Dick (stop having fun.gif 200x150 2326kB)
>>9056545

28 hours later 9056591 Anonymous
>>9056437 With like different buttons on the sides to control how tight you want it to squeeze you like a real horse. Holy shit guys...someone write this down.

29 hours later 9056824 Clever Dick (tumblr_m9ddz44PuI1ruy98mo4_400.gif 300x169 883kB)
>>9056591 This... This is the start of something beautiful. This is the ultimate step for Flutterrape. It's the final point, and yet the beginning of it all. And it is glorious. Even better, let's get a geneticist on it. For sure I'd want a crab pony pet irl. I'd fuck her and love her and let her ride around in my jacket. And sometimes on my shoulder.

29 hours later 9056889 Anonymous
>>9056824 That sounds like it would be adorable. As long as it's eyes don't go derp when I fuck it too hard. That would suck dick.

29 hours later 9056950 Clever Dick (168721__UNOPT__.png 600x600 80kB)
>>9056889 That's not a bug, that's a feature!

29 hours later 9056971 Anonymous (1774873-1667981_creepy_smile_super_super.jpg 600x337 15kB)
>>9056889 >mfw derpy crab sex

29 hours later 9056987 Anonymous
>>9056889 >NOT wanting derpy eyes Jesus dude. I fucked a chick who looks like a human derpy once and it was fucking amazing. How could you say such a thing?

29 hours later 9057026 Anonymous
>>9056987 Yes but what eye were you looking at? The lazy one? Or the normal one? Be honest.

29 hours later 9057070 Anonymous
>>9057026 Both. It was fucking cute as all hell. It made her all shy that I appreciated it so much, though that's the reason she got with me. I made her feel attractive for something she saw as an issue, a negative.

29 hours later 9057107 Anonymous (iEO491gdYyKn2.gif 400x295 3116kB)
>>9027719 This is why i love you.

29 hours later 9057133 Anonymous (Dats so cute.png 224x189 51kB)
>>9057070 Oh...aw.

29 hours later 9057218 The guy who posts dogs (Deal with it.jpg 1500x1101 777kB)
>>9027719 >Don't post dogs.

29 hours later 9057238 Anonymous
>>9057107 Oh god... is that... that's a Siamese... That guy has got guts and that cat is very chilled out. Hilarious! >>9057133 I miss her. She really was awesome. The facial expressions of a ditzy looking lass with blonde hair as she's enjoying herself are beyond anything I think I'll see again in a long time.

29 hours later 9057295 Anonymous (1358729936600.gif 281x274 243kB)
>>9057238 Damn it that sounds adorable and sexy. I want that now.

29 hours later 9057438 Anonymous (my-little-pony-other-471009.jpg 811x622 129kB)
>>9057295 The best moment was when she would bite her bottom lip with a massive grin and her eyes going in different directions. Her left one would look downwards at me as I did my thing and her right one would look off to the top/right. (Well, more to the right than anything, but it pointed up slightly most of the time. It had small movements but nothing major.) Imagine this girl but with derped eyes. Looked a lot like her.

29 hours later 9057578 Anonymous
>>9057438 But not so forced of derped eyes I assume. Damn dood. What happened?

29 hours later 9057708 Anonymous
>>9057578 Yeah, not forced. As to what happened, it naturally ran its course and we both agreed that things just weren't working out. She had her things and I had my own. I have to say, I don't regret what happened because we left on a good note and I only have fond memories of her for it. She lives up north now (UK fag here) and I'm still down south. We still talk occasionally, but only ever very occasionally. Seriously, probably happiest relationship there. At the end of it I even came to calling her my little derpydoo from time to time, always got a pout from her but she saw the humour in it. Seriously, again, mutually agreeing that a relationship just isn't heading anywhere and going separate ways to be able to really grow and express yourselves freely is the best way to end it, in my opinion. Of course we tried to make it have the spark it used to, but it wasn't meant to be. No point in making it go sour, right?

29 hours later 9057939 Anonymous
why is the >rape gone?

29 hours later 9058007 Fagdude
>>9057939 I have no idea. I fell off a cliff and now everyone seems to be talking about actually fucking horses and I am painfully out of date.

29 hours later 9058030 Minion of Lulu
>>9058007 hey, i contributed. I did my job

30 hours later 9058119 Anonymous (4957863.gif 425x340 1978kB)
>>9057708 True. Sounds like a happy enough ending to that story. >>9057939 It's not gone, it's in the oven.

30 hours later 9058135 Theseus
>>9057939 Writing for Saturday as we speak, but also a really busy week for me in school, so focusing on that as well. Apologies, Anon.

30 hours later 9058222 Clever Dick (113661__UNOPT__fluttershy_animated_scared_hearth-quo-s-warming-eve_shivers.gif 374x277 524kB)
>>9057939 I, uh... I left it in my other pants! My dog ate it! I, uh... I left it in the oven! GOTTA GO! Not been feeling it recently. Kinda struggling to write at all.

30 hours later 9058258 Minion of Lulu
>>9058222 >dat struggle bus

30 hours later 9058337 A Swift M0nkey (it's gonna be so much fun.gif 800x450 384kB)
You guys excited for Saturday's thing? Fuck I am. This is hilarious. I'm gonna be kinda mad if someone else is doing the same Anons as me. You'll see how Dragon Anon is when he's stoned. Expect comedy. Tons of it. Seven days worth. Well see you guys later, I got to sleep sometimes.

30 hours later 9058393 Anonymous (Metroid.jpg 480x303 108kB)
>>9058337 I am also very excited.

30 hours later 9058408 The Narrator
>>9058337 >Dragon Anon. >Stoned. That seems like a very, very bad decision.

30 hours later 9058521 Raritan (1352850855609.png 479x478 54kB)
>>9058337 >mfw no one will use Helping Hand/Hoof Anon because he's so one-sidedly Rarity biased Fuck all of yall, I'll just write my own crossover to spite everything. I already have plenty of ideas. Pic related.

30 hours later 9058613 Anonymous
>>9058521 Don't forget blackjack and hookers

30 hours later 9058714 Fagdude (162402__UNOPT__twilight-sparkle_spike_meme_greatest-fear_artist-zaedrin_pee-wee-quo-s-playhouse_scary-door_salesman.jpg 250x193 39kB)
>Day Crazy Mixed Up Place. in Equestria. >Come on. >You get up. >You yawn, knocking off your napping. >You go downstairs and cook breakfast. >Eggs are delicious. >Orange Juice is bad for enamel but good for your tum-tum. >Sit down in your favorite chair. >"Hey Anon!" "Oh what fresh new hell is this?!" >You hop off your chair. >Oh god. It's pink. Your chair is Pinkie Pie. >You look around your house now. >Ye pagan horse princesses, the horror. >The horror. Full on Colonel Kurtz "The Horror". >The door has depressed eyes and an orange coat to it. >What appears to be a terrible puppet version of Rainbow Dash is shambling in the window. >There's an armoire now. >Why is there an armoire now? >You go over to the armoire and just run your hands over your face. "It's way too early for this shit, ladies." >You open it. >Fluttershy's head appears, wearing a turban. >"M-m-m-mh-muh-mekaleka h-hi m-m-meka-h-h-hih-hi-di-ho..." "Yellowquiet, I think someone dropped me the bad acid." >"Oh n-no Anon.I'm not Fluttershy. I'm...uhm...Fluttershy the Genie." "Then your name is still Fluttershy. This is stupid." >"AHHHHHHHHH!" >"AHHHHHHHHH!" >"AHHHHHHHH!" "WHAT THE FUCK!" >"AHHHHH!" >Fluttershy yelps. >"Y-you said the secret w-word!" "..stupid?" >"AHHHHHHH!" "TWILIGHT GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!" >The door swings open. >Twilight is wearing a white tuxedo. >Princess Tiara and wings and madness and all. >Her voice is utterly insane, rich as a demonic syrup. >"HI ANONY! Welcome to Princess Twilight's Playhouse!" "..is this real or some sort of magical illusion?" >She giggles like a psychotic woodchuck. >"I know you are but what am I?" "THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!" >"I know you are but what am I?" "Fluttershy, tell her to stop! This is the most stupid-" >"AHHHHHHHH!" >"AHHHHHHHH!" >"AHHHHHHHH!" "...rape attempt ever." >Twilight grabs you by the shoulders. >"YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD!" "I miss when it was just Fluttershy trying to anally violate me." >Alas, >You wish you were only >Fucking Fluttershy

30 hours later 9058892 Jchallo (jc summoned.png 251x300 163kB)
>>9057107 Nice cat m8 Thank you, I'm only speaking my mind. >>9057218 Oh you! I can always count on your showing up. Now without completely shit posting here, have a one shot. >Day feeling the LOVE in Equestria. I still don't know how to go from spoiler text to >greentext so give me a break here >You wake up abruptly on your couch from a violent knock at the door. "Damn Flutters, already with the shenanigans?" >You might as well get this over with, the sooner the better. >You shuffle your way to the door in your half sleep state of mind. >Answer the door to find Fluttershy with a smile on her face and a box of Pinkie Pie's cupcakes. >"Gooood Morning Anon! How's my favorite human today?" "I-...I'm okay. Why are you treating me this way?" >"Oh well, since I do LOVE you so much I thought I do something nice for you today." >She hoofs you the box of cupcakes, and gives you a quick peck on the cheek. >You gently blush, damn her and her kindness! >"Have a good day today sweetie!" >She hugs you tightly and trots away. >Okay, well that was pleasant... >You close the door and walk over to the kitchen table and place the cupcakes on table. >You then waltz upstairs and do that there triple S. >Dash right back downstairs with the intention of devouring those sweet cupcakes. >You make to the kitchen table and open the box and sure enough those delicious cupcakes stare back at you with dem bedroom eyes. >Your inner fat kid is shouting with joy. "Well look at you little beauties." >Without hesitation you gobble down the half of the dozen cupcakes, not to mention Pinkie went overboard with her baker's dozen. >About 15 minutes later you find yourself on your couch feeling like a fat ass. >Another knock at your door occurs. >Your lazy ass on the couch simply shouts.. "It's open, come on in!!" >The door opens and you find Fluttershy smiling sweetly. >"Hello sweetie did you enjoy the cupcakes I made?" "Wait...you made them?"

30 hours later 9058910 Jchallo
>>9058892 >"Of course Anon, I wanted to make something from my heart." >Fuck! You idiot! She may have drugged them. >You dash over to your kitchen trash can. >You shove your finger in your mouth until you gag. >"What are you doing?" >You puke the cupcakes out of your stomach into the trash can. "Bluuuurgh!" >Fluttershy quickly dashes over to you. >For about a minute or two, you puke. >Once done, your wipe your mouth. "Whew that was a close one." >"Why? Why would you do that? I REALLY put hard work into those cupcakes. Heck even Pinkie wanted me to make WAY more than I should have." "You drugged them." >Struck from your comment she scoffs from irritation. >"I...I can't believe you! You really think I drugged those cupcakes?" "Well yeah." >She trots over to the box of cupcakes, opens them and takes one of them. >She looks at your directly into your eyes and eats the cupcake. >Chewing slowly and swallows it, she sticks out her tongue to proof she actually ate it. >"See?! Not drugged one bit!" >Well you feel like an asshole. "Sorry Flutters, I'm just..." >Her eyes begin watering. "Oh Flutters, no not the sad eyes." >She bursts into tears, crying hysterically. >"Why don't you love me?!" >You walk over to her to simply comfort her. >You give her a gentle hug. "Flutters, you know I hate seeing ponies sad." >"Well, there's one way you can make me happy." "And that would be?" >"Ummm...cuddle as we eat the cupcakes together?" "No funny business?" >"No funny business." "Okay then." >She squees for joy and flies upstairs. >You grab the box of cupcakes and waltz upstairs as well.

30 hours later 9058934 Jchallo
>>9058910 >You make it bed with the box of cupcakes laying on your stomach. >Fluttershy snuggles up to you and places a warm smile on her face. >The two of you enjoy the cupcakes she made. >Simply chatted as you two cuddled. >You feeling her warm fur brush up against you. >Then there was only one cupcake left remaining. >You already had more than enough so you figured you would offer her the last one. "Flutters, you can have the last one, I ate enough already." >"Oh no it's okay, I made these for you sweetie." >You shrug and without a second thought, you gobble it down in a jiffy. >She giggles adorably as she watches you. >"Oh ummm, you gotta a little...here let me get it." >She gently places her hoof on the corner of your mouth to wipe off the little bit of icing. >"There we go. See? I'm not so bad." "Yeah, I guess your ri-" >Suddenly, your head felt woozy. >You vision began to blur and but your senses felt heightened. "Fluuuutershy, wat didya doooto meh?" >"Oh I thought I save the best cupcake for last for you." "What do ya meaan?" >"How do you feel right now?" >The moment she asked the question, you felt yourself aroused simply from the sound of her sweet voice. >You can feel your member downstairs occasionally twitching involuntarily from it being so hard. "Whaaat iiiz haaapeningah?" >She gently places her hoof on your mouth, "Sssh, Anon everything is going to be fine." >She delicately kisses your lips, "Ready to feel the LOVE Anon?" >Welp, looks like today you're going to be.... >Fucking Fluttershy AND there ya have, I hope you enjoyed that. Yeah it's shitty and full of typos but whatever.

30 hours later 9058946 Anonymous
>>9058337 What is happening on Saturday...?

30 hours later 9058989 The Narrator (images (1).jpg 249x170 7kB)
>>9058946

30 hours later 9059271 Anonymous (1363065821966.png 1182x621 2941kB)
>>9058946 This week, writefags have been asked to write a story with two Anons from different writefag's stories.

30 hours later 9059276 Anonymous (1362953156666.jpg 600x446 106kB)
>>9058989

30 hours later 9059308 Fagdude
>>9059271 That actually sounds fun. I'll try to be here for that. Get my writing juices back.

31 hours later 9059959 Kippershy
I've just come up with an idea, not pre-writing because I don't think it'll go past two posts. It's a silly mess around, but tell me what you think. (Incoming.)

31 hours later 9060190 Kippershy
>Day just another day in Equestria >As anonymous, lord of all that is holy, you have quite the peaceful life in Ponyville >The princesses never really wanted you around, especially not in Canterlot, so Celestia asked Twilight to look after you as one final test to see if she was truly worthy >Anyway, its early in the morning, some time around 7am. You wake up and roll out of bed, falling flat on your face because fuck the rules, that's how you like to do things "Ughhh. Shouldn't have drank so much onion vodka. Seriously, who knew you could make alcohol out of onions." >You rub your forehead and slumber off into the bathroom where you use the toilet and have a shower. Unfortunately, you've ran out of toothpaste and forgot to buy some when you were last shopping "Augh fuck. I'm going to have to get some more. I just hope my breath doesn't stink too bad." >After your shower, you look at the stairs. You're feeling damn lazy right now and you really can't be bothered with descending them properly because you just haven't got the energy to do that. Instead, you decide to roll down them >Rolling down the stairs is a lot more fun, that's for certain! "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" >As you reach the bottom you crash into your front door and bang your head. That hurt, but not badly. >You moan to yourself after that not so brilliant idea "Damn door. eugh... I'm so hungry." >Walking into the kitchen, you remember that you also managed to eat your way through absolutely everything you had left last night while you had the drunk munchies "Fuck. My. Life." >From behind you, you hear a knocking at the front door "Oh great, what a surprise. I can't POSSIBLY guess what this is going to be." >You begin to make your way to the front door, grumpily half stomping along as you do. You really don't want to be dealing with this right now but you know it'll only get worse if you don't open up 1/2

31 hours later 9060386 Minion of Lulu (that's new....png 1280x1280 459kB)
>>9060190 I'm happy for ya, and imma let ya finish. But I'm gonna post a oneshot. ================================== >You are Anon. >Living with Trixie. >know she always likes to wear her cape around the house. >Always wonder what she's hiding. >Decide to be brave and take a peek. >Sneak up behind her while she's distracted practicing magic for an upcoming show. >Lift the cape. >see pic related >Get bucked in the chest. >Double over in pain. >"You dare sneak a peek at the Great and Powerful plot? I-I didn't think... >"Yeah, you didn't think." >See a smirk on her....er... his face. >Still sounds feminine. >"You're gonna keep this a secret..." >Magics away your clothes. >Mounts you. >"But here's some compensation for my emotional distress." >Feel something pressing against your rear. N-No...don't! I'm sorry! >"This ass will be." BAD END

31 hours later 9060413 Kippershy
>>9060190 >By the time you've made your way to the front door and opened it up, nopony is there. You look down and see nothing. You poke your head out cautiously and look to each side... still nothing. >Fucking pranksters. This was no time of day to be pulling this shit, especially not to someone with a hangover who barely got any sleep at all. >Damn bodyclock waking you up. >You close the door and go make your way back towards the kitchen, there must be some scraps of something somewhere, right? Surely you had a carrot or two in the cupboards... anything. >Suddenly you hear a knocking on your back door. You pause "Wait, what? Who the fuck? Who knocks on my back door?" >Begrudgingly you make your way to it to see who it is. By the time you get to it, the knocking has stopped and the perp is gone >You lean out of the doorframe and begin to shout "KNOCK IT OFF YOU DAMN PUNKS! EUGH. Don't make me throw Twilight at you or something!" >You sigh and close the door, beginning to look through the cupboards when at the front door comes a knocking again >This time you'll find out who it is before they run. You rush to the front door with anger anticipating who it might be >Probably Diamond Tiara being a bitch again >As you open the door, you see Derpy with a letter in her mouth hanging cutely from the side as she smiles at you, knocking at the air where the door was previously. "Oh, Derpy! I'm sorry. I thought you was some foal playing tricks on me. Heh." >You brush her mane, you always had a soft spot for Derpy. >"Can I come in for a second, anonymous?" She asks >With a content sigh, you nod. "Of course, my dear Derpsy. Of course. You're always allowed in, you know that." >She steps into your home as you begin to open the letter addressed to you and she makes herself comfortable on your sofa and you try find a mug for her to have a drink from 2/3 sorry, didn't expect it to hit a third. ALMOST done. >>9060386 haha, tis cool. I'll read it in one sec.

31 hours later 9060464 Anonbraham Lincoln (1362525787594.gif 640x360 353kB)
It's done. The Diary of a Young Filly is done. Probably my longest one yet, I think. Now to post this behemoth.

31 hours later 9060475 Anonymous
>>9058946 See: >>9026616

31 hours later 9060500 Anonbraham Lincoln
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Anonbraham_Li ncoln >Day Ethnic Cleansing in Equestria >No joke, pegasi are rounding up unicorns and earth p0nies to be sent to concentration camps >Due to technological advances in transportation and agriculture, peagsi have deemed themselves the "Master Race" >They're capturing the non-winged p0nies for cheap labor and to "cleanse" >You, Anon, cannot do much. >The Pegasi have decided to leave you alone at the direction of their fuhrer, Luna >However you do what you can. You've taken in a two small families and a creepy dentist >The first family, The Apples, are a lovely bunch. >First, there's Big Mac, definitely the father figure of all the families, everyone looks up to him >Second, there's Granny Smith, well she prefers Momma Smith now, she's basically everyone's mother (even your's) >Third, there's Applejack, a sweet mare who always has Momma Smith's affection, also she's legal. So you know... >Finally, there's Applebloom, the young filly of The Anonnexe, she's kind and adventurous >Which is hard to be when you live in an attic with another family and a dentist >Applebloom is always delighted to see you, even in times of great stress. >Almost too delighted. >The second family is Twilight, Shining Armor, and Spike >Twilight and Shining are related, but you don't say anyting about it. >You find incest pretty hot >Spike is a pretty chill little dude, about a year older than Applebloom >The Dentist? Jesus, that creepy fucker always gets to you. Colgate is her name. She chose to share a room with Applebloom >Again, you don't say anything... >I suppose with all this backstory, you'd like a little backstory on yourself? >Well tough shit. Read on and find out you lazy faggot. >Just know you're human, the only human in Nazi Equestria. >Anyway, enough backstory. On to the "mane" "tail" Hue. 1/?

31 hours later 9060527 Anonbraham Lincoln
>Wake up >Hear yelling upstairs >Sigh... Applebloom and Granny Smith must be fighting again. >Those two have been at each other's throats ever since the beginning of their stay in The Anonnexe >Sometimes, you wish the pegasi would take them so you didn't have to hear them. Better get breakfast started >After an hour of slaving over a hot stove, breakfast is ready. >They can't be seen through the windows, so they cannot come downstairs >You walk upstairs, down the hall to the bookcase >Placing the crate of breakfast goods on a nearby table, you unlock the shelf by pulling out three specific books >Using serious effort, you pry open the shelf and reveal a narrow staircase up to an attic. >Spike is sitting on the top stair and smiles at you S: Hey Anon! How are you this morning? I'm well, Spike. Can you help me with the food? S: Sure. >Spike walks down the tall steps and takes up the basket of breads, grains, and fruits upstairs So what's Momma and Applebloom arguing about now S: I'm not sure, all I know, is that they devolved into libel and slander. >You reach the top step and find Granny Smith and Applebloom sitting on opposite ends of the room, going about their buisness >There's a tension in the air so thick, if you came in the open, the cum could rest upon the air itself Soup's on Everyp0ny! >Applejack shoots you a look Don't look at me like that, get over here and eat. >She chuckles and walks over to the bountiful banquet Spike is setting up on the small table in the center of the room >Colgate, Big Mac, Shining, and Twilight walk over to the food, taking their respective share TS: Thank you Anon. I know I tell you this everyday, but if not for your generosity, we wouldn't be here now. Like... >Tears start streaming down her face and Shining goes to comfort his distraught sister. 2/?

31 hours later 9060561 Anonbraham Lincoln The Diary of A Young Fiily
>>9060527 >Rarity was a close friend of Twilight's. She was killed in the first round of wingless hunts >Rarity chose to resist, so they detained her, hung her in the town square, and put everyone under threat of death if they removed her body >Fuckin' Pegasi >Twilight wipes away the last of her tears and embraces you in a huge hug TS: Thank you Anon. >She almost takes all the breath out of you, and she sniffles a little bit on your side You're welcome Twilight, now eat up! Can't live out a extreme nationalist regime on an empty stomach! >The males and Colgate chuckle, by this time, they've learned to laugh about the situation >That's what they need. Laughter. Laughter is hope. AB: Anon? Yes? AB: Can you tell (with emphasis)Granny(no emphasis) that I'm not going to knit with her today >Now she's trying to put you in the middle of this shit. >It's getting pretty old GS: And can yeou tell Applebloom, she's a goodfernothing harlot! >Dayum. That's harsh. >Applebloom shakes with rage over Granny Smith's comment Momma Smith, Applebloom. Come with me >They both look at you like you're a retard swinging his elephant dick around while he smacks a chipmunk with the glans GS: Why? NOW!!! >Everyone jumps >They have never seen you even upset, let alone yell. >Seriously, after Rarity passed and Fluttershy joined the Pegazi's, you essentially became the Elements of Generosity and Kindness >The stricken ponies stare at you in fear >Only the dead can know peace from the ensuing ass-chewing >heh...Rhymes. Today. >Granny and Applebloom head down the narrow stairs and head to your bedroom >It's windowless, so no one can see them >You follow after them. 3/?

31 hours later 9060565 Kippershy
>>9060413 >'Dear Anonymous' >'It has come to my attention that you won't ever tell me your fetish' >'Still, I must ask. Is deceit your fetish?' "wat." >You look up from the letter and see "derpy" unzipping her skin... to reveal Fluttershy. >"Is pretending to be somepony else your fetish, anon?" >You're in no mood for this, you begin to breathe in and out heavily in anger >Fluttershy catches a whiff of your breath >"Ew, is that onion I smell? Did you even brush your teeth, mister? Also, why are you watching this boring old cooking show, when is it going to be over?" >Now you're REALLY mad, you begin to see green >Unzipping your own outfit, you reveal yourself to be Shrek and begin to scream at her "IT'LL BE OVER WHEN I SAY IT'S OGRE!" >You begin pounding the shit out of Fluttershy and she screams for mercy, alerting the Ponyville guards. >They storm in immediately and arrest you for beating up the element of kindness >You only have one thing you can say in your defence when they ask you why you're doing it "Fucking Fluttershy." 3/3

31 hours later 9060602 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060561 >Applebloom sits on the edge of your bed while folding her hooves together and averting your gaze >Granny Smith places herself in your rocking chair and stares about trying to seem like she did nothing Girls. I've had it up to here with the bickering >You give a small pelvic thrust to signify how high you had it up with their bickering >Your hand still hurts from the last time they fought AB: It's not my fault Anon! Granny Smith called me a bitch! Language! >Granny Smith looks obviously offended. You know she has a temper and she's very hard on Applebloom. >Never to Applejack though GS: It's a lie! I said no sech thing! Momma, let her speak. >Granny Smith pouts in the rocker and Applebloom continues >Basic teen shit, but eventually, some truthful nuggets of emotion come forth AB: And then I told her, "Maybe Ah wouldn't be sech a bitch if you actually loved me like you love Applejack!" >Right in the feels >You were the obvious least favorite of your siblings >And you and your younger brother were close >Like Applebloom and Applejack are >You can relate >Granny Smith speaks up with a heavy tone in her voice, she's confessing to something GS: Then I said to Applebloom... "I don't have to love you, I ain't yer ma." >Applebloom turns away from the sharp words Granny. I am shocked. Really. How can you say such a thing? To your own granddaughter? GS: I guess...hooo boy... I guess I thought... >There's a knock at the downstairs door. >You say to them in a hushed and rushed voice Get to the Anonnexe! Now! >They both quietly run up the narrow stairs >You shut the great bookcase and engage the lock >The knocking continues In a minute!! I was using the bathroom! >Fear grips at your heart >Just because the pegasi don't capture you, doesn't mean they don't watch you. >Usually, there are regular visits from the wingless hunters. >The hunters usually search your house quickly, find nothing, and leave. 4/?

31 hours later 9060638 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060602 >You approach your door >The outline of a pegasus marks the stained, translucent glass of the door >You calmly reach out to the handle >The door swings open RD: Hello Anon! Oh Jesus, you scared me Rainbow. I thought you were another hunter. RD: Ugh...Just to think you'd associate me with those barbarians. >You scratch her head playfully >Rainbow Dash never accepted the pegasi master race thing, she is the Element of Loyalty after all. Sorry about that. Come on in. >Rainbow trots in and takes a seat at your table >You shut the door Can I get you anything? Water, wine? >In Rainbow's best German accent RD: I understahnd, you are a dairy farmer, ja? No. RD: Zen, I shall have a glass of milk! >You chuckle. >Not so much at the joke, but at your good fortune that she wasn't a hunter >Granny Smith and Applebloom may not have gotten back in time. So any news from Pegasus High Command? RD: No, not really. They're still collecting wingless, but at least less than usual >Mainly, because they already have most of them. RD: However, I have news that concerns you. >igotabadfeel.jpg RD: The head of the Deptarment of Wingless Collection and Relocation is planning to visit you >shit Oh RD: Today WHAT?! >Rainbow Dash's ears flatten RD: She's here to inspect your house personally, rumors of you harboring wingless have circulated again >You just shake in place >A mixture of terror and anger >The Head Hunter isn't simply a moniker to the leader of the Department >Any wingless she finds are executed on the spot by beheading >Tales of her cruelty and atrocities are commonplace in these ghettos 5/?

31 hours later 9060647 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060638 How... >Rainbow Dash didn't hear you How could she know? RD: Rumours... I guess she wanted to see for herself. >This can't be happening. It just can't. You wish Celestia was here, she'd know what to do. >But she isn't and she can't. Luna murdered her. When is she Coming? RD: In two hours. Hide them well Anon. Make sure even the tiniest peep can't be heard. >She walks out the door and takes off back to Cloudsdale >You need to prepare. Now. >Gathering what supplies you can spare, Spike and Shining Armor take them to the Anonnexe >Big Mac is trying his best to keep Applebloom and Granny Smith calm >Since your talk, they've been in each other's hooves groveling and crying over every wrong thing they ever did to each other. >Twilight is reading, it's the only thing that calms her down. >Colgate is... That's Gross. >Everything is ready. >All the ponies and Spike are upstairs and the bookcase is held fast. >You tread down to your small kitchen and prepare a kettle of tea. >What can you do? >These ponies rely on you for their safety, and you might not be able to give it to them. >Just like when your youngest brother trusted you to not let leave him alone in the dark. >You held his hand as the tuberculosis finally ensnared him >His last words sting in your mind like it was a minute ago >"Anon, It's getting...dark. You said you'd never leave me alone in the dark." >"I'm not going to. I'll never leave you alone in the dark." >"Anon...it's darker than ever." >Then he passed. >There was nothing you could have done, but you know in your heart, it's your fault. >You left him alone in the dark. 6/?

31 hours later 9060667 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060647 >Knock Knock >The sharp knocks tear you away from your waking nightmare Come in. >The door slowly swings open. >A familiar pegasus eyes you down. >She's so different from whence you last saw her >Her pink hair is in a bun, her eyes sunken. >The cream yellow of her coat is dull and faded >You can smell the plant leather of her jacket. >It bears the Pegazi Mark Fluttershy... FS: Good Day Anon. Are you the Head Hunter? FS: A rather brute title, but yes. >There's something else different. >Her eyes. The familiar, comforting teal is gone. Only a dull, engrossing gray remains. >She's not even the same pegasus anymore, save for name only. How can I help you? FS: I have come to search your premise and detain any and all wingless in the premise. Ah, I see. Well, come in. You'll find I have nothing to hide FS: That remains to be seen. >Fluttershy walks in and shuts the door behind her Can I get you anything? >She shakes her head FS: No thank you, Anon... I wouldn't want to be anymore of a burden than I am now. >Was that the old doormat Fluttershy coming back to you? >Better play it cool, you may get out of this Please! You're not a burden! >She just stares at you 7/?

31 hours later 9060687 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060667 >Her eyes drill into your's. You can't move, she's got you under the Stare. FS: Anon. Are there Wingless here? >You're terrified. None can withstand the Head Hunter's interrogations. >All you can choke out is "No." >She squints slightly >Your eyes dart up for a second FS: May I go up stairs? >You nod >Fluttershy hovers up the stairs, being as quite as possible >You follow her >Upstairs, she looks around the hall, eyeing over your bookshelf. >Shit. The food crate is still on the hall table >No one ever put it up >Fluttershy glides closer to the shelf and examines several books FS: Anon, please come here. >You walk forward with lead feet Yes? FS: The Wingless are behind the shelf, are they not? ... FS: I understand your position, come. Let us talk about this in the parlor. >She flies downstairs so as to keep the hidden ones from knowing she's here >Voices don't travel through these walls, but footsteps do >There isn't much of a choice. >With heavy steps and a heavier heart, you tread downstairs to your small parlour. >Fluttershy has made herself comfortable on the couch. She's removed her jacket and hat. Fs: Please Anon, sit. ...If you want. I'm fine. >It's taking all your strength, all your nerves to fight back your tears. FS: Anon, you may know my reputation for hunting wingless, and some rumours of my actions. Aye. FS: I would like you to know that it is all true. >You squeeze your eyes shut. >The Head Hunter is known for her terrible acts against the victims she captures >She grinds the horns off of unicorns with a file. >She breaks earth pony's front leg to prevent their escape. >If a mare is pregnant when she is found, The Head Hunter is said to sterilize the baby >Usually with acid injected into the womb. FS: But, I am willing to not do that in exchange. 8/?

31 hours later 9060710 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060687 >Exchange? Exchange for what? FS: You. What do you mean? >Fluttershy launches herself at you, locking you in a bear hug, knocking you to the ground. AH! >She tears open your shirt. She doesn't flinch when 3 or 4 buttons hit her in the face. >With her long pony tongue, she licks your nipples, while holding your arms down. >Christ, she's strong. You suppose that tale about her tearing an Earth p0ny's jaw off was true >You try to struggle, but you're like soap and water, whereas she's Mr. Clean. Let me go! FS: Now why would I do that? >She brings herself eye level with you. >Her eyes are actually teal again >It's almost like she's looking at you with love. >Fluttershy plants her lips to your's and works her tongue into your mouth >She had something sweet to eat earlier, you can taste it. MMMM! FS: mmmm... >You see her pull a long, thin, syringe from her mane >She jabs it into your arm >you break away from her assaulting rape kisses What the hell was that? FS: A slow, but lethal poison. I wanted to try it out, see if it's any good for the wingless. >Despite everything that's happening, you're beyond confused and scared FS: If you mate with me, like I always wanted, then you will have the antidote. What of the others FS: I promise, I won't hurt them. But I will still have to take them. >What choice do you have... >You begrudgingly accept 9/?

31 hours later 9060730 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060710 FS: Wunderbar! >She plants a quick peck on your lips FS: It'll be worth it, you'll see. >The Pegazi giggles like Applebloom >You're gonna miss her... >All those times you, her, and spike would watch the clouds from the attic skylight >The games of chess with her and Big Mac >Cooking with Momma Smith >Stories with Twilight >Shining Armor and you ribbing at each other >Hell... You'll even miss Colgate. Even she could be fun to be around when she wasn't petting Applebloom while she slept. >You're gonna miss them all FS: Hey! You have about 10 seconds to come to attention, before I get more poison >Instant erection >Not sure because of fear, or fetish FS: That's much better... >Fluttershy plants small kisses along your stomach down to you genitalia >With a well-hooficured hoof, she starts to rub your rod in slow strokes, gently increasing the speed >Like velvet, it is. Ooh.. FS: You like that huh? Let me try...This! >She opens her mouth and jams your Francis Montegomery down her Duke Wellingsworth Haa--aaah! >Dear Lord, that felt great. >You know you shouldn'tbe enjoying, but you can't help it. >She's just going to town, it's like one of those bird-toys that dips it's beak in water >But faster >she stops and looks at you FS: Now that you've had your fun, time for mine. 10/?

31 hours later 9060748 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060730 >You stay silent >She gets up, walks over to her coat FS: Close your eyes... >you comply, there's no use to fighting her >She's stronger than you, she can fly, and she wouldn't hesitate to kill you >So waiting is what's best for everyone >You close your eyes, and she takes a firm grasp of your penis >Same as before so far >She slowly inserts a small glass rod down your urethra. Wha-a-at are you doing?! >It's uncomfortable, yet...pleasant. >You open your eyes. >Fluttershy warmly smiles at you. >She stands >And stomps the top of your penis. >Glass rod breaks, splntering off into many pieces, embedded in the walls of Francis Montegomery AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! OH GOD!!!!!! >Fluttershy just looks at you with a blank expression. FS: That's what happens when you hide fugitives from me. >The pain is innumerable, if it could be given a number. You can barely hear her. FS: My associates and myself shall return tomorrow to collect. Do not try to run, I have lookouts posted around this shack incase of escape. >She gathers her coat and hat and leaves. >All you feel is pain >Emotional and physical >Your life is shirt 11/?

31 hours later 9060763 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060748 >Eventually, you pass out. >When you come to, 6 hours later, there's blood all over your pants and pelvic area. >Your left leg is numb, as is your genitals >But these are small matters, you need to get upstairs >You drag yourself to the couch, and pull yourself off the ground. >Pain races down your leg and does a victory lap on your dick >You can walk at least. >Slowly, you limp to the stairs, taking a few minutes on each step. >You finally reach the top >Your exhausted. >Your body is not ready, nor will it ever be again. >But you can't stop now. >The final steps to the bookshelf are like a marathon. >Seems like it takes hours >You finally reach it. >Pulling the combination of books opens the shelf's locks and you pull it open. >Spike is at the top of the stair again, with Applebloom this time. >He's got an arm around her, while she sobs. S: Anon?! >Applebloom looks up at you, she is in disbelief. AB: Anon? We thought you were...you were. I'm alive. Don't *pain grunt* worry. >Everyone else hears you an rushes to the top of the stair, Twilight is relieved to see you alive TS: ANON! >Twilight tackles you as you reach the top step to the Anonnexe >There is no sound >only your breath leaving you >Your face goes white >She just tackled you.... and rammed her head into your privates. Horn first. >You pass out from shock this time. >an hour or so later, you awake to find Colgate treating your wounds. >Francis is all nice and bandaged up. Glass shards litter the floor. C: How's that? Better. 12/?

31 hours later 9060773 Kippershy
>>9060386 I liked it, a nice little one shot one post.

31 hours later 9060780 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060763 >Wait...Shit! The poison! She poisoned me! What do we do? C: Nothing, that wasn't poison, but an extremely powerful erectile dysfunction medication. >Futtercruel gave you...Super Viagra. Nice... How did you know? C: That kind leaves a orange tint in the semen. You came twice while I operated. >This is one of those bonding moments you wish didn't happen. Alright, I feel a lot better now. Please bring everyone to me. I have news. >Colgate nods and walks to the main room. >After a few seconds, all the p0nies walk into the room >Twilight, Applebloom, Applejack, and Momma Smith all rush to give you a hug. AB: You're okay! TS: I'm so glad you're here! AJ: I didn't know what I would do without you! GS: Yeh had us worried sick! >You can't help but smile >Little do you now know, this is the second to last time you ever smile again. SA: Hey Champ. How ya holding up? Better than when I tried to hold up your mom on my dick. Felt about the same in fact. >Spike cracks up and Big Mac chuckles. The girls are all upset about that one, especially Twi S: OOOHHHHH!!! BM: Eeyup! >Shining is speechless. SA: You win that one. >You simply blow air out your nose, it's time. Everyone listen up. There is some...news. >You swallow your sadness and guilt >They're all looking at you >The guy who they trust with their lives >The guy they trust to not leave them alone. 13/?

31 hours later 9060800 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060780 Tomorrow...Collectors are coming for you. They know where you are, and we can't stop it. We can't run. >All the faces in the room except your own twist into an expression of shock, fear, anger, and sadness AB: What? >You just nod. I'm sorry. She knew. Fluttershy knew. TS: FLUTTERSHY?! SHE'S THE HEAD HUNTER?! HOW CAN SHE BE DOING THIS?! SHE COULDN'T! SHE WOULDN'T! She is. BM: So she's who did this to you? Yep. SA: She's who grinds off unicorn horns? ...Yes. C: Who tore a p0ny's jaw off with her bare hooves? >You nod AJ: The same pony who...peels off the cutie marks of her victims and collects them for her office? >You remain Silent. You hadn't known about that. Then, the lack of adrenline wears you out and you fall into a deep sleep >Wake up >Applebloom is in Spike's arms sobbing loudly >You don't blame her >In fact, you join her. >Wrapping your arms around them, you cry too >Then Applejack joins, so you put an arm around her >Then Momma Smith >Then Twilight Sparkle >Then Colgate >Then Shining Armor >Then Big Macintosh >You all cry together. As a family. I love you all. I'm sorry. >Applejack plants a kiss on your mouth AJ: Hush that now. You ain't done nothing besides shelter us and protect us. AB: Yeah! We wouldn't be here now if it weren't for you! >That stings more than it helps. >This is happening because of you. >You know it. 14/?

31 hours later 9060826 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060800 >Applebloom kisses Spike >Momma Smith kisses her two granddaughters and grandson on the cheek >Twilight gives Shining a peck Colgate, get over here. >You give Colgate an ,almost comical, big, wet, smooch C: Thanks Anon. >she wipes it off. >Everyone sits there, enjoying the time they had left together. >All of you fall asleep in each other's arms. >You wish you didn't have to wake up. >The Next Morning >Everyone's awake, yet none stir. >For what feels like a century is all but a passing hour >The shelf rattles with knocks FS: Anon. I am here. AB: Anon, I'm scared. >She buries her head into your chest Me too... >The shelf opens. >Fluttershy struts in FS: Hellooo! >Twilight growls under her breath FS: While this is a touching moment, we really must go. >Fluttershy calps her hooves together twice >Multiple pegasi rush into the room and detain all the p0nies >One pushes you away Fluttershy! You promised not to hurt them. FS: And I won't. >You sigh a little, everything counts at this point FS: However, I cannot say the same of the "Managers" of Hoofschwitz 15/?

31 hours later 9060857 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060826 >Sweet Celestia Have Mercy Upon The Souls Of The Damned. No. AB: ANON! HELP US! >A Pegasi guard gives her a quick kick to the side to quiet her. AB: Ahh! >None dare move with the guards over them. >The tension can be visibly seen in the air. Strands of it. FS: It's been really swell, but we must be going. We have a train to catch. >Fluttershy motions to the guards to take them away. >The wingless do nothing to fight back, T'would be foolish to do so. AB: Anon! Don't let them take us! Don't leave me a... > "Alone." The words your younger brother said to you. >He's still gone >Your family is gone >Your new family is gone >Your friend is gone. >You left them. Alone. >There is no pain, you are receding. >Like a distant ship on the horizon >It's been three hours since they were taken. Or four. Or a century. Who can tell? >The bed you landed on is all you feel, pressed against your ass. >Applebloom's bed >It's Lumpy >There's a knock at the kitchen door >You pick up your leaden legs and force yourself downstairs >Your cheeks are stained with tears, and your pants with blood. >All you can hope for is the sweet angel of death to relinquish you from this hell. >Open the door 16/?

31 hours later 9060870 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060857 RD: Hey. >you motion her to come inside >She's been crying as well >Rainbow takes a seat at your kitchen table. RD: Anon, I'm sorry. It's my fault. It's not your fault. At least I had that last night with them before they took them. RD: You don't understand. It's my fault. I told Fluttershy where they were... >Snap >Your beyond mad. >But due to reasons unbeknown to yourself, you stay your wrath >Probably from the grief and blood loss. Explain. RD: She had reports of me visiting you, so she interogated me. She tortured me and brutalized me for days. I never spoke. RD: Then she threatened my family. I'm so sorry Anon. What she did to me would have been a 1/15th of what she'd do to my daughter. I understand. >She obviously doesn't expect this much understanding and forgiveness RD: What? It's alright. Like I said, it's not your fault. >You hug her, and she cries on your shoulder Come with me. >You lead her up to the Anonnexe. >She's never once been in here since this all began. >You sit on Applebloom's small bed with your head down. >Rainbow Dash sits next to you. >You feel that lump under the matress again. >What is that? >A journal. Titled Applebloom's Diary. >You can't help but read it. Dashie, look what I found, it's Applebloom's journal. RD: What are you gonna do with it? We must read it. To continue her legacy in our hearts. >You flip open the book to a random entry: 17/?

31 hours later 9060898 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060870 Dear Diary, Today, I was bathing in the washtub in my room, now usually I wash with the door open, and Spike walked by and saw me. How embarassing! Yet, I felt something in my private area, it was warm. I told Spike to come over and he did. I asked him if I was pretty aand he said yes. So I kissed him, and he kissed me back. It reminds me of before the war, when I once went to Sweetie Belle's house and I kissed her to see what it was like. I enjoyed it, however she didn't feel the same. I offered her to compare and feel each other's crotch-tits, yet she declined. She was still my good friend after that. Love, Applebloom 18/?

31 hours later 9060920 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060898 >On to the next entry Dear Diary, This will be the last time I write, so I will let it all out here. Anon has told us the Collectors are coming tomorrow. They know where we are, and they cannot be stopped he says. So this is why this entry is my last. Momma Smith and me are on good terms now, she actually said she loved today. Applejack finally let Anon know how she felt, but it was too late for that. Big Mac and Shining Armor just sit and wait. I pity them. They know what befalls before us. I, at least, have my ignorance. It's something. Colgate just sat around and drank. Twilight broke down and started to talk to Rarity. Anon, our protector, just slept. He's been through more than anyp0ny could imagine. Whereas we will too before long. It wasn't his fault, I hope he doesn't think so. He's been more like a father to me than even my own dad when he was alive. I love Him. It looks like he's waking, I must go. Good Bye old friend, I will leave you with a song Anon used to sing to us. Time it was, and what a time it was, it was. A time of innocence, a time of confidences. Long ago, it must be. I have a photograph Preserve your memories, they're all that's left you. Love, Applebloom 19/?

31 hours later 9060939 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060920 >Sniff...Tears fall onto the page, mudding the ink >Rainbow is openly crying after reading that >You both hold each other until it feels like time stops. >But it doesn't. >You know what you must do. >You're going to rescue them. 20/?

31 hours later 9060961 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060939 >You are now Applebloom >It's been three days since you arrived at Hoofschwitz >The unicorns have had their horns ground off. >There's a bald, bloody patch on each of their foreheads >Big Mac has been executed for fighting back against a guard. >They stabbed a large hook through his gooch and suspended him from a tree until he died. >The Pegasi made you watch >The Head Hunter even came to watch his execution >She even brought a knife to get his cutie mark. >It was horrible >When you're not working, or tortured, you look out past the fence. To the West, were Anon lives. Ah hope he never blames himself for this. >A pegasi smacks the end of his spear into the back of your head > "Back to Work!" >You hold back your tears, it hurts, but you can go on. >Stealing one more glance at the horizon you see something... >A figure running towards the gate, >A tall figure >It's Anon! >What's he doing here? He's gonna get himself killed! >He runs past the guards as they throw their javelins. >One strikes him in the side, yet it does not slow him him. >The guards from the high towers release a hail of arrows upon him >Two hit him in the back and thigh. >And still, these missiles hinder him not. A: Applebloom! >All the wingless stare at this sight >An indestructible ape, running towards this sweet little filly. >Twilight is the only other one to be on that part of the camp with you 21/?

31 hours later 9060971 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060961 TS: Anon! >She gallops forth to meet him, only to be struck down by the missiles of the tower guards. Anon! >He runs up to you and embraces you. The iron smell of blood fills your nostrils A: Where are the others? Dead, or waiting to die. >More arrows fly to his location >He blocks them with his back. A: AaaaRRRGGHHHH!!!!! >He shakes his head A: There's no time for them now, come wi >He stops short >A thin metal blade extrudes from his heart FS: Just what do you think you are doing? >Anon only gurgles and coughs up blood. >He reaches into his jacket and pulls out a small book A: Just returning my overdue books. >Fluttershy does not stand for such insolence >She twists the blade, and yank it through his spine. >He falls at your side in a pool of his own blood A: I Didn't leave you alone, I never would You didn't... Your...he...here >You let the pain roll through you and out your eyes. A: There's a new entry, you should read. >You tear the book open >Skippping to the last few pages, you spy his neat handwriting 22/?

31 hours later 9060991 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060971 Dear Applebloom, I don't know if I'll be alive when you read this. But, it's my turn to let it all go. No matter how things turn out, I wouldn't of had it any other way. My brother said to me, before he died, "It's darker than ever." I always wondered what he meant, but could not think for long, because it hurt to remember. I think now he meant, "It's darker than ever, but you're here with me." So now, I have to say to you, "It's lighter than ever, my life, and I have you here in my heart." Good bye Applebloom. Love, Anon >He passed right there beside you. Fin.

31 hours later 9061032 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9060991 Critics and friends are equally welcome! All horsefuckers are equal in the eyes of Anonbraham Lincoln.

32 hours later 9061202 Minion of Lulu
>>9060565 heh

32 hours later 9061246 Anonymous
>>9061202 Yeah, not exactly the best piece in the world but I always have a soft spot for shreking it. Next time I write I'll make it serious, but right now it's late at night (4:45am) and I'm too tired to write proper.

32 hours later 9061589 Anonymous (ThumbsUp.jpg 398x500 43kB)
>>9061032 Your lengthiest yet! I enjoyed it, good sir. Lookin' forward to more historical FR.

32 hours later 9061737 Anonbraham Lincoln
>>9061589 Thank ye, kind sir. There will always be more. As long as there is time, I will be there. As long as there is someone to record the events of time, I will be there. As long as there is history I will be there to rewrite it with Sexually Aggressive Ponies

32 hours later 9062015 Anonymous (1358298982716.jpg 1002x652 88kB)
>>9060991 That was kind of a senseless ending. I have no face for this.

32 hours later 9062104 Anonymous (1357510992559.png 900x854 78kB)
>>9060386 Jesus Christ that was gay. >mfw >>9060565 >dat ending. I liked it

32 hours later 9062121 Anonymous (BigBoss1.jpg 603x380 20kB)
>>9061737 You're doing God's work.

32 hours later 9062136 LeStrange (1360643362225.gif 253x197 954kB)
>>9045359 >>9045393 >>9045399 >>9045405 >>9045449 >>9045472 >>9045494 >>9051028 I'm feeling things that I don't want to feel...

32 hours later 9062174 Minion of Lulu (1351458882358.gif 245x278 400kB)
>>9060991 2feelzy4me, but it was a nice read. >>9062136 you can't escape the feels

32 hours later 9062185 Anonymous
>>9062104 Haha, thank you. It was just a silly little idea, but if you liked it, I'm glad. Oh, I forgot, since the other story has finished I'll now link my pastebin for it. I titled it 'layers' http://pastebin.com/u/Kippershy

32 hours later 9062205 Anonymous
>>9060386 Muh dick Why does this make me hard?

32 hours later 9062224 Anonymous
>>9062205 Because being dominated by Trixie is sexy I wish I had the pic of Trixie fucking Twilight... actually, let me check.

32 hours later 9062251 Anonymous
>>9062224 Nope, thought not. Damn.

32 hours later 9062432 Minion of Lulu (1354168110799.png 800x800 160kB)
>>9062104 >>9062205 >>9062224 >"Hey Anon, wanna come in my wagon for a second. Trixie has a special trick to show you. Trixie think you'll like it." >Think about it for a second. >Decide to go with the flow. >Walk in first. >She's so polite. >Feel something heavy hit the back of your head. >You're out cold. >Wake up tied down, face down. >Ass in the air. >"Trixie will start her special show for you now." >Feel something slimy between your ass cheek. >"For my first trick, Trixie's gonna make this dick..." >Feel the tip press against your opening. >"Disappear. >Scream. BAD END

32 hours later 9062455 Jchallo (halt erection.jpg 214x200 11kB)
>>9060386 FlutterWHY does this have to happen? Stoppid bona, getting all happy and shit. Damn you Lulu.

32 hours later 9062489 Anonymous
>>9062432 >all these gay references/experiences in your stories Hmmm...

32 hours later 9062518 Clever Dick (no-one was spared not even the apples.jpg 1000x1000 941kB)
>Slasher Science is still nowhere to be found. >Can't get motivated to write. Everything is going to be fine. No it's not.

33 hours later 9062568 Anonymous
>>9062518 just go back to writing your shitty little reviews its all your good for anyway

33 hours later 9062604 Minion of Lulu (1358375581074.png 1024x819 201kB)
>>9062489 This Anon is going too far into the rabbit hole. Must be silenced His ass is next.

33 hours later 9062614 Jchallo (All da slaps.jpg 158x152 8kB)
>>9062518 GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! Keep that chin up. We need you around here >>9062568 AND YOU! That's not nice, Clever has good stories. And his reviews aren't shitty, hell he's helped my improve over time. Everybody CALM THE FUCK down...

33 hours later 9062636 Jchallo
>>9062614 GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! >me* improve over time. >fuck you too typo

33 hours later 9062649 Anonymous
>>9062614 Does he need me to... shrek it?

33 hours later 9062677 Anonymous
>>9062604 Hey, by all means, if being submitted by the masculine sex and having your tight ass ravaged is what gets you going, by all means. Enjoy. I know you're thinking about the experience right now.

33 hours later 9062718 Jchallo (DO IT.jpg 249x186 4kB)
>>9062649 Clever needs a little encouragement. So I would say shrek it m8 SHREK IT! I'll go back to my cave now...Don't want to be tagged for shit posting from those haters and all.

33 hours later 9062739 Clever Dick (57715__safe_rarity_sweet-and-elite_mirrored.png 636x358 152kB)
>>9062568 Heh heh heh. You know what, you've actually perked me up, Anon. I like to take pride in my work. All my expertise and advice is based on the stories I've wrote and what I've learned from them. Even if you don't like my stories, you seem to value my reviews, so the only solution is to go write better stories and learn more so that I can give you more reviews. Thanks, Anon. I'll prove to you yet that I have good stories! >>9062614 Thank you. I don't know what came over me, but your virtual slap attack seems to have shocked me back to health. There is one thing though that I'm going to put out here. The only thing that I felt compelled to write recently was for Sequel Saturday. It is my own version of the ending of the [INDEX]. I am holding it back because Slasher hasn't posted his own version, but I'm getting worried and anxious because we haven't seen him in days. What should I do?

33 hours later 9062765 Kippershy (tumblr_m61gx6zYrf1rqm77oo1_500[1].png 415x278 181kB)
>>9062718 I'M GONNA SHREK IT

33 hours later 9062850 Anonymous
>>9062568 That's a little bit harsh, don't cha think?

33 hours later 9062855 Jchallo
>>9062739 Good sir, I understand you don't want to be to hasty about it, personally I don't know what I would do in your situation, but I would just go ahead and write it OR you could write something else. It's your choice. >>9062765 Awww, at least write a one shot about it. Not gonna lie though. >dat pic. >my sides. Yeah I know I'm suppose to be in my cave, but I see the FR family could use the company so I'll be around. I'll probably write another one shot.

33 hours later 9062875 Minion of Lulu (025.png 894x894 339kB)
>>9062677

33 hours later 9062905 Kippershy
>>9062855 Don't worry, I'm just trying to think up a "good" story to go for it.

33 hours later 9062941 Clever Dick (hmmm something seems off here.jpg 968x1296 670kB)
>>9062855 Well it's already written. I finished it on Sequel Saturday. I'm just sitting on it, but I wanted to ask people what they thought I should do with it before I post it or anything like that. I'm just worried at this point that we might not see any end to the [INDEX] at all. Slasher is nowhere to be seen, and hasn't been for a while now. Is AN ending better than no ending? Is it fair to take someone's story like that? What would people prefer?

33 hours later 9063075 Anonymous
>>9062941 >thinly veild attempt to gain support to usurp slashers story wow.

33 hours later 9063077 Jchallo
>>9062905 okay man, good luck with that. It doesn't have to be perfect. Just put in a good effort is all. >>9062941 Well since you put it that way, just do what you did with my AJ the jimmy rustler story, which is on the works now again. Personally I wasn't even mad or offended when you did so. Since it's written go ahead and post it, but be clear that it is only a "what if" kinda thing. I wouldn't mind you posting it and I'm sure others won't mind either.

33 hours later 9063194 Clever Dick (35380__.gif 720x405 598kB)
>>9063075 If I wanted to do that, I'd just post it flat out without asking. I'm not one to beat around the bush like that. >>9063077 I feel uncomfortable about not giving him a chance, but at the same time I have no way of contacting him. He's not shown his face in the threads for a while, and all the [ENTRY] things that he set up for his finale have been taken down, too. We just don't know. I'll take your advice into account, but I think I need a larger sample size before I choose any course of action.

33 hours later 9063410 Jchallo
>>9063194 Alright man, just remember it's your choice and the fact you intend on holding off for a while will be accounted for, so you don't have to worry about looking like an asshole if you do post. We know what's going on.

33 hours later 9063516 Anonymous
>Day Balls to the Wall in Equestria >A field of flowing gold billows around your ankles. >The wheat here really does feel like the wheat back home. >You could run through this field forev- >KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK >OHSHITWATTHECHRIST >... >You blearily open your eyes. >You are Infini- >AHEM You are Anon, and you were just woken from a wonderful dream. >KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK >That accursed sound. You've heard it every goddamn day since you got here. >Never this early though. She must have something special planned. >Shit. >KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK "Hulled yer fuggen horsez betch." >Shit, you sound terrible. >You shake your head to remove the last dregs of sleepiness from it, and navigate down the stairs. >KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK >She really wants the D today. >You waltz on over to the front door, steel your resolve for what may lie on the other side, and open it.

33 hours later 9063543 Anonymous (1357068777694.jpg 600x600 135kB)
>>9063516 1/? Probably will only get a few parts done tonight, sorry guys.

33 hours later 9063592 Anonymous
>>9063194 I actually very much understand your situation, Clever. To be honest, I'd sit on it a while longer. Going about it without his consent or permission or opinion or anything like that can come across as just rude. Now, of course, we know that's not what you're trying to do, not at all, but it could come about that way. If he still doesn't show for, I dunno, another few weeks? Then maybe? I know that's a long time, but that's just my own opinion. Take it for what it is, I suppose.

33 hours later 9063915 Anonymous
>>9063516 >Applejack stands outside, grinning up at you. >Kinda like a dog, but, y'know, a horse. >"Well howdy there, Anon! I bet ya already know why Ah'm here!" "Lemme guess. You're here to ask me my fetish?" >"You know it!" >She stands there kind of awkwardly. >You'd think she'd be used to this. >"So, uh... Is being woken up early your fetish?" >You groan inwardly. >"'Cause Ah mean Ah went through the trouble of walkin' over here a little before the crack 'a dawn, and nuthin' feels finer to me than wakin' up thinkin' about you!" >She turns around and winks at you. >You feel nothing inside. Not even revulsion. "Did you have some sort of backup plan in case I said no?" >Celestia rockets down from the sky next to her. >"Yep! If early risin' ain't your fetish, maybe double teamin' is!" >You gaze over at Celestia. >Meeting her was great. >One of your specialties was poking fun at royalty, but when you met her, your jabs not only fell flat, they were outright countered by her own wit. >You had found someone both as snarky and as awesome as you (pfft), and her sister was no slouch either. >More than that though, you felt something in your dried-up crusty heart you hadn't felt in a while. >An abstract kind of feel. >Love. >You had fallen head over heels in love with Celestia, but you had never really tried approaching her because one, she was always busy and two, she had a shitton of guards. >Yet here she was, ready to fuck your brains out with Applejack as her accomplice. >You didn't think you could say no.

33 hours later 9063917 Clever Dick (175523__UNOPT__safe_fluttershy_animated_gif_flutterfly.gif 500x300 99kB)
>>9063592 Indeed. I think this is perhaps the best solution. To err on the side of courtesy and caution. At least I know I won't be stepping on anyone's toes if I do this. I guess I should just let people know that I have produced some content, even if they don't get to see it any time soon.

33 hours later 9063937 Kippershy
>>9063915 Shit, didn't look. Is this over? I'll delete my post if not.

33 hours later 9063952 Anonymous
>>9063915 2/? I keep forgetting that. Hey Clever, when I sign off for the night, will you review this travesty?

33 hours later 9063965 Anonymous
>>9063937 Don't worry. I'll be going in a few anyway.

34 hours later 9063982 Clever Dick (it says it all.png 297x321 71kB)
>>9063952 Heh. Sure. I'm enjoying it so far. I'm interested to see what Anon will do in this dilemma that you've posed.

34 hours later 9063992 Kippershy
>>9063965 It's cool. Deleted that post anyway once I realised following your follow up post and I'll repost once you're done.

34 hours later 9064044 Anonymous
>>9063982 Probably something that will warrant a crappy review after he displeases the clever Dick.

34 hours later 9064079 Clever Dick (1265959514230.jpg 500x396 205kB)
>>9064044 Don't worry, Anon. It'll still be better than most of season 3.

34 hours later 9064136 Anonymous
>>9064079 Ugh. Season three was utter shit. Twilight's asscent to alicorn had more plotpoints trying to converge than those in Star Wars the Phantom Menace, yet tried to tie them all up in under 22 minutes AND be a musical. What the FUCK, Hasbro??

34 hours later 9064220 Kippershy
If there's no more posts for that other story, I'll dump mine in a sec.

34 hours later 9064292 Jchallo (1357906538630.jpg 451x263 31kB)
>>9063915 Sir, you have my attention. >>9064220 Alright man.

34 hours later 9064295 Kippershy (20120319090940!Applejack_&_Big_Macintosh_S1E04.png 640x360 163kB)
Restarting since I deleted the other post. ~~~ >Day onion farm in Equestria >You are anon, the one and only onion farmer in the entirety of Equestria >Your fields are full of your crop, you're so very proud of them >There's only one trouble... the neighbouring farm >You look over to the neighbouring farm... it's Sweet Apple Hectares >They've never liked you or your onion farm. In fact, they've actually sent their pigs and cattle over a few times to trample all your crops and then they have the gall to claim it was all an accident >You've had enough. This morning you caught the youngest of the lot actually going to the toilet in your field! >You grab your pitchfork and begin to speak to yourself "Fucking Apples. I'll show them whose crops are wroth more. Just they wait and see.. I'll show them." >You storm out over to the Apple family barn, banging on their door >It's only 6:30am, but you know they get up early >"Ya'll mind coming back later, the shop isn't open yet." one calls out. >Nope.jpg >Using the handle of your pitchfork, you begin to smash on the door until it breaks open >Upon seeing the orange one, you shout at the top of your voice in the most threatening tone you can. "THERE YOU ARE! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BONES AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD" >Upon sight of you and your weapon her eyes immediately shoot wide open and she rushes out of the room, into her hallway >You take chase, but don't see where she went "WHERE YOU GO?! Aghh. I was looking for a fight." >You walk around trying to find her, weapon ready at hand >You hear a noise from behind you and turn around, expecting to see her. >You don't see her, but you walk up to the door and begin to chuckle "HA, stupid pony. You die now!" >Smashing open the door with a smile on your face, you don't see the orange one, but instead, the red one. >"Eeeehnope." >With a thud, you feel your gut burst into a flame like pain and collapse, blacking out on the floor 1/3

34 hours later 9064310 Kippershy (sooooo much.jpg 252x189 8kB)
>>9064295 >You feel yourself being dragged across the floor, though your limbs are tied up behind your back >It couldn't have been long that you were out for, since you're still in the vicinity of Sweet Apple, you can smell it >Still, you don't like what's going on here "You're going to hurt me, aren't you?" >You ask with worry in your voice, knowing full well the answer, given your situation >"Eeeyup." >...Well shit. >"Ah figure ya'll like onions so much, we're going to rape you with them. Now be a good boy and ya'll get to live." "NO!" >"Don't make this hard on yourself, anon." She says "NEVER! LET ME GO!" >"That's no way to behave. Teach him whose boss, Big Macintosh." >"Eeeyup." >You feel a hoof hit you round the back of the head and you feel the urgency to throw up rise from the pain >You're in a bad way here, you're fucked >Applejack shows you a bucket full of onions >"Ah figure ya'll be able to fit each and every one up your ass as punishment... then maybe Big Macintosh after, to be sure. He's not seen Braeburn in quite some time, so ya'll will really enjoy it!" >Panting in fear and anger, you begin to struggle, but it's no use. Applejack's skills with a rope are just too good >Realising there's nothing you can do, you give up... or do you? "Fine, you know what. Big Macintosh can fuck me in the ass right now, let me bite on an onion as he does though." >Applejack smiles a cruel, twisted smile then nods >Forcefully she shoves an onion into your mouth, whole. You can barely breathe let alone talk, but you've got all you need >Just as Big Macintosh positions himself over you, you cry out through your mouthful "BY THE POWER OF ONIONSSSSSSSS!" >It's not soon enough, Macintosh enters you and your ass begins to bleed from the stretching >You had hoped the onions would give you the strength you needed, but they hadn't >You're being raped by Big Macintosh and there's nothing you can do about it... 2/3

34 hours later 9064334 Kippershy (nah.jpg 640x714 120kB)
>>9064310 >You're crying from the pain as blood runs down your thigh. Applejack is laughing at you as Big Macintosh grunts in pleasure. >All you can feel is his huge member tearing you apart on the inside, though in a small way you're enjoying it as sick as that sounds >For the most part though, you're in agony >Suddenly the wind changes direction >"Eugh!" Applejack cries out "Damn wind. This is why I hate you living next to us, anon. You and your damn onions. They smell disgusting." >Big Macintosh doesn't care, he continues to pound your ass as you whimper through the tears >Suddenly, a crashing sound comes from above >"Sorry anon, I came as soon as I could. Official business and all." >You turn around, there he is. Your god. >Applejack looks shocked but before she can truly react he picks her up and rips her in half, eating her intestines in one foul swoop. >You now begin to cry joyous tears as Big Macintosh stops >"Eeeehnope nope nope!" >"COM'ERE PONY. ITS NOT OGRE YET!" Shrek cries out >Shrek jumps atop of Big Macintosh and begins to rape him with his monster penis until Big Macintosh is just a corpse >At that point he unties you >"I'm sorry, my disciple. At least they have been stopped..." >You nod "They should have really checked themselves..." >"Before they Shrek'd themselves." >He places an onion in your hand and flies off >You take a bite into the onion and begin to feel better, if only a little "Thank you, based Shrek," 3/3

34 hours later 9064343 Anonymous
>>9063915 "Yeah, alright, I'll give it a shot." >"Wonderful, Anon!" >Celestia brushes past you, flicking her tail a little as she goes by. >Boner, cut it out. >"If we are going to do what Applejack wants, then we're going to do it in a special way." >Her horn glows with a radiant light, and as it fades, you can see that she and AJ are sporting massive horse cocks. >Holy shit no way. >Not only are you going to get to fuck the hottest piece of ass in the land, you're going to get fucked by the hottest ass in the land. >Applejack begins taking off your shirt while Celestia magically removes your pants and boxers. >Anon Jr. says hello to both of them and they begin playing with you. >AJ's tongue traces circles around your nipples while Celestia gets your entire cock in her mouth and starts sucking you off. >You feel amazing, about to cum already. "O-oh, Celestia..." >She smiles up at you and sucks on you one last time. >It's too much. >You empty your load into Celestia's mouth and she smiles, then swallows it all. >"Are you ready for round 2 Anon?" "Yeah..." 3/?

34 hours later 9064389 Anonymous (1356364835540.png 330x400 79kB)
Alright, I need to sleep. Sorry if it's not up to snuff Anons, but it was just an idea I had and needed to act on. Reviews from all would be appreciated, and maybe someday I'll finish it. Thank you for your time /mlp/. >>9064343

34 hours later 9064447 Kippershy
>>9064343 Getting sucked off by a princess is my fetish.

34 hours later 9064467 Clever Dick (not bad.gif 500x262 399kB)
>>9064389 Well it seems to be absolutely fine so far. No grammatical errors that I can spot, and no spelling mistakes. The only problem that I can see is that it's unfinished. The solution to this is prewriting. Yes, the thread is dead at the moment, but now you've dumped a half finished story. This wouldn't be a problem if you had written it in your own time. Also, you're skipping a lot of the clop. I assume it's for comedic effect, but you could do a lot of expansion here. Basically, it's pretty good, Anon. Sleep well, but keep writing when you wake up. We need more good writers like you.

34 hours later 9064484 Minion of Lulu (not pleased at all.jpg 532x559 27kB)
>>9064343 >leaving us hanging like that.

34 hours later 9064573 Anonymous
>>9064467 >>9064484 >>9064447 My ego wouldn't let me goes to sleep, so I'm here to say that due to connectivity problems with my desktop I can only post from mobile, but can't prewrite from mobile due to lack of >meem errohs. Only reason I can use them in the first place is the app I'm using to view the site. Thanks for the encouragement though, I appreciate it, and will screencap what's been done so far because I didn't copy it. Maybe someday it will be done, and you can all enjoy a good clop.

34 hours later 9064605 Anonymous
>>9064484 >you are now imagining being kidnapped by Chrysalis. She takes you to her hive, and spends the rest of the day fucking your butt with a long, scaly black cock that drips lime-green love.

34 hours later 9064620 Kippershy
>>9064605 >Implying I wouldn't use my sheer physical size to overpower her and make love to her, which she would soon realise is amazing as she feeds off love and thus, beg for more of it.

34 hours later 9064664 Anonymous
>>9064620 hawt

34 hours later 9064736 Minion of Lulu (262.png 1350x840 207kB)
>>9064605 >>9064620 You're gonna get loved tenderly

34 hours later 9064741 Anonymous
>>9064620 >implying she wouln't beg to be ravished every single night >implying she wouldn't always be kidnapping for sex >implying anyone who is that unfortunate will lead a life of anything more than being the Queen's sexual servant.

34 hours later 9064781 Anonymous
(Dropping name because I've got to keep in the habit of remembering to take it off.) >>9064741 My dear anon, you imply I would even >want to leave, so being kidnapped wouldn't even be possible. Also >begging is one of my biggest fetishes >Implying I wouldn't enjoy her randomly grabbing me at unscheduled times of the day and telling me I -have- to give it to her there and then

34 hours later 9064787 Anonymous
I hate the way men and women look in porn. They look so dead. Ponies look so much more lively and animated. Instead of a snobby woman trying to swallow your cock (half-assed) dispite being paid thousands of dollars to do so, will never be as hot as a mare who gets into it and tackles your waist, wrapping her hooves around you and trying to shove your cock down her throat for free. You can just see the determination and pleasure in her face.

34 hours later 9064817 Anonymous
>>9064787 and they'll never complain about how salty your cum is because they'd actually be going mad for it.

34 hours later 9064850 Clever Dick (202725__UNOPT__safe_trixie_50e773eaa4c72dfefd000019.png.png 256x256 65kB)
>>9064781 >>9064787 >>9064817 Yessss... Now, take those feelings and write them down. Get a clear image in your head and describe everything you can about it. Then come back and post it.

34 hours later 9064880 Anonymous
>>9064850 I'll actually get to writing something proper when I'm not sleep deprived.

34 hours later 9064942 BigFriendlyNinja (1359292090639.jpg 799x614 77kB)
hey guys~ safe to say im not getting my essay done anytime soon. I'm an artist not a writer dammit.~ I'm not the kind of guy who can pump out a 5-6 page essay lol.~

34 hours later 9064967 Clever Dick (79118__UNOPT__safe_applejack_animated_suited-for-success_thinking.gif 531x447 70kB)
>>9064942 But you are surrounded by writers... People who CAN churn out 5-6 page essays... Hmm... No, I got nothin'.

34 hours later 9064970 Anonymous
>>9064942 5 - 6 pages... that all? I mean, yes I'm a writefag, but fuck, I can do 10,000 words in a day (which is about 25 A4 pages)...

34 hours later 9064987 Hand-Made
>>9064850 Ok then. I will.

34 hours later 9065026 BigFriendlyNinja
>>9064967 >>9064970 i've never been good at writing mla formatted essays. even though its a open topic argumentation. i end up choosing topics that are too broad. I'm even tempted to bribe in cover art loll.~ srsly, i would do it~

35 hours later 9065112 Anonymous
I once did a 2500 word essay for some bullshit political science class and got a 95 in it. I'd have felt proud of myself, but the average was like 93 or so.

35 hours later 9065120 Anonymous
>>9065112 Bleh, was supposed to be 2500 words in 3 hours from scratch. It's too fucking late to be doing this dick measuring.

35 hours later 9065182 BigFriendlyNinja (1356231059452.png 500x526 314kB)
>>9065112 awesome~ If i'm going to pull an essay out of my ass today, i'd better stand up then.

35 hours later 9065189 Clever Dick (1356206958272.gif 500x281 414kB)
>>9065026 Well this doesn't seem too hard. http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/r esource/747/01/ The format part is pretty standard stuff, and doesn't seem too difficult. As for the argumentation, here's what I suggest: Split your essay into 4 sections; Introduction, Argument 1, Counterargument, Conclusion. When you want to argue anything, do what my English teacher told me and PEE on your work. No, he didn't have a golden shower fetish, it stands for Point, Evidence and Explain. For each point, start your paragraph by outlining what your actual point is. Next, cite the evidence that you're going to use to back it up. Finally, explain why the evidence is relevant and reiterate your point. For each of the sections of your essay, apply this technique and you should be well on your way to getting it done. Try to pick specific points and counterpoints to try and negate your tendency to pick broad topics. Try to pick an equal number of points on both sides to make it seem like a fair analysis. Make sure in the conclusion that you restate that both sides have evidence in their favour. If all this is stuff that you know, THEN GET ON WITH WRITING IT! And remember that if all else fails, >rape

35 hours later 9065196 Minion of Lulu
>>9064817 >>9064787 >>9064781 >>9064741 BONER! STAHP!

35 hours later 9065197 Anonymous (132654587251.jpg 1280x720 128kB)
>>9030300 If my roommate wasn't asleep, i'd be laughing so hard. kudos to you good sir.

35 hours later 9065233 Anonymous
>>9065197 haahahaha. wat? This is so weird to see since I'm the guy he was talking to...

35 hours later 9065256 BigFriendlyNinja
>>9065189 thats actually really helpful clever~ soo..what'd be a nice quick topic that can be argued? not why mlp is manly as fuck~ but that works too lol

35 hours later 9065300 Clever Dick (85024__UNOPT__safe_fluttershy_drugs_high_artist-pronzoc.png 490x700 277kB)
>>9065256 Oh, you get to pick the topic too? Hmm... How about... The legalisation of marajuana? That's always a fun one. Make sure to mention how you could undermine drug cartels by providing a better, cheaper standard of drugs and cutting off their income.

35 hours later 9065334 Anonymous
It sickens me that i've done more reading via these threads than in any books in my whole life

35 hours later 9065340 Anonymous
>>9065300 >>9065256 No. not drugs. The legalisation of prostitution. Use Nevada and Holland as examples.

35 hours later 9065353 Clever Dick (1363208107557.gif 421x289 368kB)
>>9065334 Don't worry, Anon. I'm in exactly the same boat.

35 hours later 9065357 BigFriendlyNinja (1356500553724.jpg 894x894 182kB)
>>9065300 that's a good idea~, but almost every guy in my class is doing that. its Oregon lol.~

35 hours later 9065407 Anonymous
>>9065353 Outside of forced reading from school, have you ever read anything beyond a magazine article? I haven't done anything beyond that. For one thing, it usually puts me to sleep, the other is that i read so slow that when i realize how much time has passed and how much i've actually read, i get pissed at myself and stop. That actually makes me want to write somethi-ohfuckmewhyhaveilostcontrol ?

35 hours later 9065458 Jchallo
>>9065334 Our content is about uber cute colorful ponies that wants to rape a human. Why wouldn't you read it you sick fuck? We're all sick fucks, it's a complement. I'm not gonna lie, I'd give banana silent da D. Or she can force me to give it to her. Whichever she prefers.... I prefer the latter. I am beyond saving yay

35 hours later 9065476 Clever Dick (tumblr_inline_mhz5u8I2wC1qch9x6.gif 500x231 820kB)
>>9065407 I think the last book that I enjoyed reading was one of the Redwall series. I loved them so much, despite their furry tendencies. Other than that, we read so much every day on the internet. You don't have to read books to absorb knowledge. Reading articles online and even 4chan stimulates your brain in the same way. It just so happens that your preferred genre is about pastel coloured horses having sex with humans; and do you know what? That's absolutely fine. You're in pleasant company, brother.

35 hours later 9065499 Anonymous
>>9065476 I just feel as though I -should- have actually read a lot more books growing up. Lord knows my parents encouraged it, and my sister tears through books like a fat guy through toilet paper. But i pose you're right. Between this and AiE, at least it's better than nothing. I think

35 hours later 9065559 Anonymous
>>9056824 It sounds awesome. But we have to make sure that we eliminate the Y chromosome, making them all male. We should probably find a way to make sure that only Flutterrape (TM) approved food can keep them going... Make them lysine deficient!

35 hours later 9065569 BigFriendlyNinja (1356074664246.png 901x601 241kB)
i guess i'll pick between the prostitution and pot topics, there's some good stuff in both ideas~

35 hours later 9065686 Hand-Made
>Day One-Shot in Equestria >You are Anonymous, "doing the deed" to what is probably the last porno mag you'll ever see. >Out of all the junk that could have come to Equestria with you, it was this POS that did. >The women look so dull. So bored. So- >"Boring." R-Rainbow! Quit sneaking into my roo-OMPH! >From over your shoulder, you're somersault-tackled to the ground. >"Looks like you already 'primed the pump' for my post-performance treat." >She gives your straining manhood a lick with a dripping tongue. >"That's a good coltfriend." >Before you can protest that you're not dating, she takes half of you into her mouth. >You groan lewdly, grabbing handfuls of her mane reflexively at the sensations. >You were already so close... >She pulls your hips up by tightly wrapping her soft blue hooves around your glutes. >Feeling the rapidity of her lips bobbing is making your head spin. >She pulls off you with a smirk. >"Now for the real stunt..."

35 hours later 9065700 Hand-Made (167543513218.png 799x1000 168kB)
>>9065686 >Rainbow attempts to thrust your lengthy shaft deeply into her throat. >Your thick glans make her nearly gag and need to withdraw off. >You're about to explode. >She knows it. >She can feel it. >Her prize is close. >With a grunt, she tosses her technicolor mane. >Rose-petal eyes look briefly into yours with a primal determination and hunger. >She slams herself against your lower half >You feel ridges against your crown as your shoved well past her tonsils. >Her forelegs wrap fiercely around your thighs as she cranks her neck slightly to accommodate you. >Rainbow Dash never quits. >You cry out, groaning as you fill her throat with dollops of salty cream. >She moans, clenching her eyes shut and going numb to the world aside from your delicious taste. >Several seconds later, your impressively large load is spent . >Rainbow pops your twitching member from her mouth and smacks her lips. >"Hah...those bitches don't know what they're missing." >She giggles, trotting out of the room. >All you can do is lay back and shiver in pleasure and shock. F-fucking Rainbow Dash... END

35 hours later 9065756 Clever Dick (1354697266360.png 397x378 15kB)
>>9065700 Awww yeah... Now that's more like it.

35 hours later 9065764 Anonymous
>>9065700 I know Rainbow Dash clop has been done to death, but God damn i can't stop reading it. Idk what it is about her.

35 hours later 9065794 Anonymous
>>9060991 An enjoyable story. Your writing is neat, technically sound, and you obviously checked yourself before you shrekked yourself through some sort of spellchecker. I'm not familiar with Anne Frank's diary, having never read it, but I'm a Eurofag, so I do know about Nazis. One major problem I had with this is that it isn't really flutterrape. Certainly, there was the element of it - Fluttershy does, in fact, rape Anon. But it was once, in one or two posts, and it wasn't her goal. Her goal was the Master Race, and she raped Anon for the hell of it. Your story fits, but only just. The ending was silly. Anon goes up against an entire camp, to return her diary? He knows he's going to die in the attempt, and knows he can't save her. Overrall, it was slightly better than 'meh', but not quite at 'woooo yeah awesome' levels. That was, however, entirely due to the plot. Your writing is great.

35 hours later 9065821 Smudgey (1359952465476.gif 500x200 2988kB)
So...uh...we're at 553 posts. ...Abandon ship?

35 hours later 9065824 Anonymous
>>9062518 Go back to writing reviews. Especially for posts when you haven't been around. I posted a story a few days back, and got some feedback, but not as good as what you tend to write. It annoyed me, because I don't want to repost this soon, nor do I want to come off as whoring out my story. Or, go fap to ponies.Exolief's recent story makes my weiner very hard.

36 hours later 9065842 Anonymous
>>9065821 well shit, where does the time go? I think i'll make the next thread, i have an image i've been meaning to use

36 hours later 9065892 Anonymous
NEW THREAD >>9065879 >>9065879

36 hours later 9065909 Anonymous
>>9040364 please more ATP. i need mah fix.

36 hours later 9066033 Anonymous (132544749703.png 200x236 71kB)
>>9041151 100/10

36 hours later 9066072 Smudgey
>>9066033 I find myself actually humming that song while I work now...

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