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2013-03-12 09:01 9025788 Anonymous Naughty question (smug_celestia_by_gallade77-d5ae2uu.png 1000x1300 964kB)
You wake up. Find out sex with horses has been legalized, as the world's stallions and mares have suddenly become sentient and capable of speech. What do?

0 min later 9025794 Anonymous
Masturbate.

0 min later 9025804 Anonymous
definitely stay indoors

1 min later 9025814 Anonymous
>world's stallions and mares have suddenly become sentient and capable of speech. Prepare my bunker and guns This gunna be revolution

3 min later 9025851 Anonymous
>>9025788 I live near lots of farmland and pastures I would go start hitting on fillies

5 min later 9025897 Anonymous
Stay far away from them.

6 min later 9025919 Durriken
>>9025804 >>9025897 Eeeyup.

7 min later 9025929 Anonymous (1361969021805.png 1120x977 139kB)
>actually is legal in 23 US states captcha: completely diocren (completely die of cryin)

8 min later 9025937 Anonymous
question my sanity, then immediately begin a HUGE orgy of nothing but males on male horses while the my little pony theme song blares nonstop, eventually losing my will to live, and thus blowing my brains out all over the wall. tl;dr meth is a helluva drug

9 min later 9025960 Anonymous (1348344847037.jpg 251x239 36kB)
>>9025937

11 min later 9025988 Anonymous
Have promiscuous sex with many mares and stallions. Introduce them to the fetishes of humanity.

14 min later 9026030 Anonymous
I would not fuck horses. I'd start up a horse brothel to cater to bronies. I would make a killing.

14 min later 9026034 Anonymous (1362883841032.png 296x265 82kB)
I'd probably kill myself

15 min later 9026043 Anonymous
> Invite horny hoars and mares over > Start giant orgy > Bathe in semen and marejuice while i masturbate to the sight of fucking, grunting, moaning equines. This was meant as a joke but i'm actually having a boner now.

17 min later 9026083 Anonymous (D8.gif 500x309 491kB)
>>9026043 You're disgusting me too

18 min later 9026104 Anonymous (mah boner.jpg 253x200 10kB)
>>9026043 yup same here

20 min later 9026147 Anonymous
>>9025788 I would cry to myself knowing what people like you would do... Isn't sex with horses already legal, though?

21 min later 9026160 Anonymous
>>9026147 see >>9025929

21 min later 9026166 Anonymous
bathe in horse semen while listening to mlp theme song

23 min later 9026206 Anonymous
Train a large contingent of horny mares to be dominatrixes of horny humans.

38 min later 9026460 Anonymous
>>9025788 >Has been legalized In order: Be surprised I missed the news that it had been illegalized. Get pissed off about it being illegalized. Cheer up again because it was legal again. Remember the good times, try to forget that she's dead now, and wish I had a horse again.

49 min later 9026688 Anonymous
>>9025788 >>9026460 I fail. I didn't read the last half... Anyway, I'd be happy about that part too and even more sad my mare is dead because I can't talk to her then.

58 min later 9026886 Anonymous
>>9026030 I'd actually be up for this because they're now fully sentient and can talk.

59 min later 9026921 Anonymous
>>9026043 With these levels of awesome it's impossible not to get an awesome boner!

1 hours later 9026963 Anonymous
>>9026166 I'm not sure I'd combine those activities, but both sound fun. The theme might get a bit tiring in the long run though.

1 hours later 9026977 Anonymous
>>9026206 This! This! All my this! Hell, all the this!

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